/sug/ Steven Universe General - Rooby Booby Edition Last Th

>>5529543
Jasper is fat

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SPICY BUTTHOLE

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lapissbending

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>>5529565
How many spicy buttholes?

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Was Yellow Diamond a good surrogate mom to Jasper?

thank god, the last thread looked like it was about to get real edgy

>>5529573
about 3fiddy.

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>>5529590
>350 spicy buttholes
I'd aloha snackbar if allah promised me that

>>5529573
I wanna be used and abused by these rubies

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>>5529646
me too, bud.
me too.

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remember me

I need to catch up
I was alone without you guys

I need memes
why don't we have a discord

>>5529686
literally who
if you were around before the hiatus I won't know you.

>>5529691
I left before summer of steven I think

also what happened to the flockmod

>>5529712
the drawing thing? people didn't use it.

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Well

Here ya go

request from last thread

>>5529686
Did you ever buy a tablet?

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>>5529722
OH! Thank you, drawfriend!

>>5529712
We did a few more that were fun

Verb and Noun left

>>5529747
>verb
hug

>>5529747
>Noun
Halibut

>>5529728
wait are you who I think you are? from the flockdraw?

not yet but I will get around to it

I'm sort of torn between the productive decision of a tablet and the less responsible decision of a 3ds right now

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I missed it that there is also an adjective.

>>5529767
forgetful

>>5529722
Cute

Stevonnie is cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrEKqf8VrfQ
CUTE.

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Checklist for Saving the World by SUG

>>5529796
Stevonnie is for incinerating into ashes

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>>5529806
>Rebecca's full bladder is perfect for destroying the most SWEATY enemies.

>>5529764
Nah. I just remember you asking about getting a tablet in a thread and said you only had pay pal money.

Oh okay, if yiu get a 3ds get monster hunter, shit is fun

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requesting a SU version of this

>>5529806
>Rebecca's full bladder is perfect for destroying sweaty enemies
Is this a metaphor for Rebecca emptying her bladder, and it causes /sug/ to orgasm?

>>5529764
Depending on what version you get you can hack it and get all games free and more

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Goodnight forever sug

>>5529834
It's whatever you want it to mean, man.

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Heard Indexer is asleep. Quick post some small/low quality pics /sug/

>>5529847
See you tomorrow anon.

>>5529847
Don't say that :( I hope I'll see you tomorrow anon

>>5529847
Later, bud. Cute picture.

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>>5529852

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>>5529847
I hope you are ok anon

>>5529847
You don't have what it takes.

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>>5529827
paypal did nothing wrong

>>5529875
Discount is so precious

>>5529847
Orgasm to death from the pic?

>>5529873
>Dracupearl
I never knew how much I needed this until now.

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>>5529921
Here's another one, sadly the only one I have...

>>5529875
gues what guys?
I get a free hug from discount, and you don't.
Discount, Imma use this if I ever see you in real life, don't skimp me or I'll beat you up.

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>>5529936
sleepy thread

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Lappy makes me happy

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>>5530458
can you make her happy, though?

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>>5530470
Well I consider myself to be a relatively nice person, so yeah I think I could

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>>5530582
Good.
Nice blue btw.

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>>5530676
>black garnet

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>>5529543
>that episode where Ruby gets cucked by anon

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Jealous amy

>>5530933
You can post the uncensored version here.

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>>5531187
I dont have it

>>5530973
I really would want to see this. I want Amy screaming at Pearl that the fat bitch looks like Rose and that her being attracted to her is entirely superficial. Then I want Amy feeling bad that she can't be BIG.. Oh boy that would be great.

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>>5528792

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>>5529103

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>>5529397

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>tfw your creator has a cuckolding fetish

im happy /sug/ even though my life is shit, the hell is wrong with me?

Benis

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>>5531599
Absolutely nothing.

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>>5529573
The best thing about Ruby butthole is that while the inorganic nature of Gems likely keeps microbes to a minimum, the higher body temperature would render it sterile. Just a perfectly clean anus to fiddle around with.

>>5531599
the only concrete goal one should have in life is to enjoy it
even if you didn't really do anything, if you can stare death in the face and say "fuck you, i had fun", you've managed to succeed where it counts the most

>>5529934
The characer break implies this is an elaborate larp

>>5529686
I don't understand this Yellow Pearl|Paypal meme

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>>5532002

Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earth.

Is there anything that's worth more than peace and love on the planet earth.

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What's everybody listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rKC7ElkTUQ

>>5529686
https://discord.gg/EBZH5Kw

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>>5532186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWJuu63L1w

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OH NO, RUBY FEEL DOWN ON HER FACE AND HER BOTTOM IS EXPOSED FOR GOOD!

WHAT SHALL YOU DO!?!?

>>5530822
Careful your privilege is showing

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Let's do something different for once

What would you suggest /sug/ listen to today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyJwC47dp9M

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>>5532237
Sniff it.

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>>5532186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kTwDLWlCQQ

>>5532237
help her up

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>>5532237
Ignore her and continue my search for Lapis.

Meйл py выкyпил двaч, тeпepь я здecь нaдoлгo oт cлoвa coвceм.

>>5532469
A NU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE

>>5532405

v. good album

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>>5532186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BvL-i--8Ws

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Currently rewatching the series. Pearl reacts to the crystal shrimp as though they were capable of seriously harming a gem. I think it can be assumed they aren't from earth, and they were infesting a gem ruin, so they're probably native to Homeworld. If so, this suggests there's a food chain and gem creatures that are dangerous to them in the same way snakes, spiders, and bears are dangerous to humans.

It's interesting to think of gems as vulnerable like that. They're depicted as far above humans, like immortal deities, but a gem animal could fuck them up. Chances are an ecosystem with human equivalents that are practically immortal and have superpowers has some incredible bears, snakes, and spiders.

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>>5532186
>https://youtu.be/gzMT0O8-qEk
Had no idea this album was coming out today, I was pleasantly surprised.

>>5532543

Oh sweeeet, new album

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Anyone wanna throw a greentext request my way?

>>5532580
Ruby saphire cuck smut

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>>5532528
I thought it was just Pearl who was really afraid of them because they're both maritime.

>>5532580
smoky quartz raping jasper in the beta kindergarten

>>5532580

Having a depressive episode, anon is comforted by Lapis, and sung to until they fall asleep. Rain falls softly outside. It's warm and safe in here.

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>>5532186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULw1RHHPv5g

>>5532599
Maybe it reminded her of a dick.

Hey do you guys discuss lore at all? What do you generally talk about? Haven't participated in a sug thread in like a year.

>>5532679
>What do you generally talk about?
how much we want to fuck gems, mostly

>>5532580
Bloople tries in vain to ignore the muffled sounds of Blue Diamond masturbating, and the lewd thoughts that accompany them, while standing guard outside her chambers.

>>5532689
God fuck. I guess I'm really out of place here then. I just want to hug the gems and comfort them. And talk to someone.

Wow okay I'm getting a really strong urge to talk about how shitty i feel so i'm gonna leave. Bye my dudes.

>>5532186
Thanks for the link to that lovely song. It's really gentle.

>>5532679
You didn't come at a good time at all. These threads are usually dead until the Amerifats come back from school in some hours.

Sometimes we do talk about lore stuff.

Most of the times we talk about how much we want to fuck sentient, lesbian space roks.

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>>5532186
https://youtu.be/K-aL_EOc2Kc

>>5532679
Lore discussion is pretty frequent, usually a good discussion every other thread or so.
In between all the shipping, porn and waifuposting of course.

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>>5532644
It's been a while since I wrote an Anon x Lapis, but here it goes

>Tears, frothing at the face as the lights dim and the sky turn black
>Anon was sitting by the balcony of the large five story hotel, looking down on it with grief and contempt, the rain hitting the ground hard as well as soaking him from suit to shoes
>Thoughts, great thoughts of sadness in his mind and heart, the unbearable weight of the world on his hands, the ideas of continuing looking ever so bleak to him
>His heart races as he looked over the balcony, watching the city cars and lights down the street, the wind picking up heavily as the rain is blown in different directions thanks to it
>"Maybe I should, maybe I should do it, so that I don't have to feel anymore, so I don't have to endure another damned day anymore...." Anon spoke to him, gripping the railing tightly, slowly hoisting him over it
>But he is stopped
>Something soft, caring, and understanding grabs his hand
>Anon turns slowly, and sees Lapis, a frown on her face and tears in her eyes
>Anon's heart melts like butter, he shakes, and begins to cry
>"What do I do?! Please, tell me!" he shouted, shaking more and more as tears began to flow down
>"You can get down, please....for me?" Lapis asked, smiling a little as the tears continued to flow down, the stormy sky crackling a bright light and flash of lightning

Continued next post

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>>5532186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrO9ovdJ5WA

>>5532836

>Anon slowly stepped down, holding Lapis's hand as she walks him back inside, undressing him from his soaking wet suit and shoes, and putting him into his pajama's
>Lapis seated down Anon, who was just staring blankly at the floor, thinking nothing and feeling nothing
>Lapis gently held Anon's hand, and began to sing a melody, humming it at some points and whistling at others, singing a melody that slowly soothed Anon
>Anon's face curls into a smile, and he gingerly cuddles Lapis as she continued to sing, going on under Anon, is finally lying in his seat, at ease
>Lapis smiled, pulling a blanket over him and kissing his forehead goodnight, feeling finally rested and ready, for a brand new day.
>Lapis sat there, watching the storm calm down, leading to a beautiful night with a few rain drops only ever so lightly touching the ground, happy as can be

I hope you liked it, i thought i make it short but very sweet

>>5532851
>Lapis gently held Anon's hand
Fucking degenerates

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I just want Bismuth to come back. She was really cool.

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>>5529921
>the life of Pearl's minions

>get bitten by Vampearl
>join her dark army of the night
>that consists of only ten others since she can barely stand drinking blood even after thousands of years
>all just kind of try to cheer her up and move on from her mistress who gave up vamirism to be with the man she loved
>when we're not cleaning the house we also go on adventures with the young master Steven who only has a small amount of tainted blood in him
>we go out and hunt vampires that can't control themselves and threaten humans instead of letting them give blood willingly
>Gregory Belmontiverse approves but is still kind of afraid that his son is technically alone with nothing but corpses for company when he's doing business at the horse wash
>occasionally have to chase a purple werewolf out of the bins
>gay black Garnetstien hangs out around the castle but she doesn't talk much, great singing voice though

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Does /sug/ really deserve to be in the /trash/? I guess others are less likely to think we're as bad as bronies

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>>5532186
https://youtu.be/xwIYf34-zuI?t=1m14s

>>5532951
We're just waiting for the /su/ board.

>>5529873
>"Now Anon, join my dark army of the night!"
>"ugh, I hate drinking blood. But one must have minions."
>"Go forth and maintain my brooding fortress of evil!"
>"Well actually that's already a part of my to do list, so I guess you should just, uh..."
>"I don't think I thought this minion thing through at all."
>"Oh I know, go buy a puzzle please!"
>"I'm going to show you how we have fun here on the flip side."

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So was there any word on what was going to be shown on the SU panel at the New York Comic Con?

>>5532951
/sug/ is relegated to the trash until we are off hiatus. Besides, bronies have their own board.

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>>5532841
god bless people with legible signatures

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>>5532917

>>5532580
Armstrong solo masturbating in Amethyst's room while Pearl spies from above and gets incredibly horny?

>>5532980
How bad would we have to get for them to actually make us a board?

>>5532186
https://youtu.be/iYbulyVEmMA

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I love you.

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And if you ever leave me.....

>>5532836
>>5532851

;_; thank you, that was very nice

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Love you /sug/

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>>5532980
Have you learned nothing from /mlp/? Boards focused on one single show are bound to end up terrible.

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Ill kill you...

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>>5533083

>>5533090
pls do

>>5533083
It's about the ride not the destination.

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>>5533041
Don't get me wrong, I love SU, but you have to admit that there's nowhere near enough content to be worth making an entire board. Just these threads tend to be the same things posted over and over again as it is.
Making the invitation for more and more fandom shit to fill up a board is just asking for cancer.

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>>5533068
>>5533077
Don't be so sad, Lapis.

>>5533041
Before the quarantine, ponies were being posted on every board, and nearly every thread they were posted in devolved into a brony/anti-brony slapfight.

So I think that's what would need to happen for SU to get its own board.

>>5532836
>>5532851
Good work, your AnonxLapis material is always top notch.

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>>5533287
Well what are you waiting for?

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2 AM (convict time), have an upbeat song as I go

Have a good weekend, meeps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVQYMSBPSOY

>>5533287
That was /b/ spamming and everybody biting the bait. /mlp/ was only made because retards couldn't ignore the bigger retards and kept paying attention to them.

We'll never get that bad because ponyshit was never that bad, it was just /b/ being attentionwhores like usual. Now that would never happen because nobody gives a fuck about /b/, so we're not getting a SU board and that's a good thing.

>>5529571
Why is she barefoot in a suit?

I'm kinda triggered by this.

>>5532186
I've been tripping acid and listening to this here lately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyr4zLVpOVk&index=2&list=PLPrfSiPOW38ddp7EgqWYZ13haJLBsxEAy

>>5533587

Shoes = no-good 1% capitalist scum
No shoes = sweet, pure, perfect in every way

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>>5533587
Her feet are clean, so it's okay.

>>5533603
But anon.

I wear shoes.

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If SU is canceled before it can reach the ending what would you do? Who would you kill?

>>5533650
George Soros and Shelby Rabara

>>5533637

So do I, and look where we are; both with ample-enough free time to be posting on an internet imageboard

>>5533650
everyone
everything

>>5533650
myself

>>5533637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QU-Kf7ZIYI

>>5532930
>Garnetstine is literally made of ruby and sapphires remains
>this was actually a request in their wills

>>5533739
...Isn't it stein? It's a play on Frankenstein's monster, right?

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>>5532700
Sure thing, Bloople is always cute!

>The court rests for the hour, the session and talk over what to do with the latest cluster of planets over in a few solar systems
>The diamond court was discussing there latest findings over special transmissions, through a vast system of secured links used by each diamond
>Blue Diamond was finishing up her talk with the other two, finishing off as she always did with a salute and grand farewell
>Blue Pearl was always with her, and always stood by her side, due to how much she admire her and how much she felt connected to her
>"Excellent discussion my diamond, very grand." Blue Pearl smiled, complimenting Blue Diamond
>Blue Diamond nodded, "It was as i would predict it would go." she said calmy yet sternly, obviously stressed from the discussion
>Blue Pearl knew what the problem was, as it happened every month on a certain day depending the cycle of the planet
>"My Diamond, do you wish for me to leave the chambers?" Blue Pearl asked politely, bowing at her diamond
>"Yes, do so until i say you can come in again my Pearl." Blue Diamond said, causing Blue Pearl to curtsy politely and slowly walk out of the massive room, going out of the big door leading to her grand chambers and standing still outside of it
>Blue Pearl stood there for some time and thought about the last times it happened and the rather interesting noises she heard
>They were loud sexual moans of a goddess to her ears, and it made he feel funny and hot on the inside, she loved them but she knew not to bother her diamond about it
>But still, she always loved the noises her diamond made, her soft but loud panting, and the way she sometimes uttered the names of the other diamonds under her breath
>Blue Pearl thought about it and was already growing hot and sweaty, gently hearing soft noises inside her diamonds chambers that turned into roguh grunts
>Blue Pearl bit her lip and stoodf still, her thoughts running to what she must be doing to herself

Continued

>>5533761

>"Oh my Diamond...how i love you so..." Blue Pearl muttered as she thought more, day dreaming of licking her diamond's rather large cunt, playing around with her wonderfully big body and cuddling up to her all nice and sweet like a good pet
>Blue Pearl grew even more horny as Blue Diamond made louder moans, her pussy dripping through her outfit, making a small satin underneath her as she grew hot and heavy, the urge to masturbate filling her mind
>"No, my Diamond would get angry.....and....oh~ punish me~" Blue Pearl said unknowingly grinding one of her hands against her crotch causing herself to moan out loud for a moment
>Blue Pearl covered her mouth, noticing that her diamond's moans have stopped
>"Pearl?" said a familiar and commanding voice
>Blue Pearl turned around and jumped when she saw Blue Diamond standing there with the large doors opened
>Blue Pearl gasped loudly and bowed at her knees, "Oh my Diamond, I am so sorry, this is all my fault! Please punish me as you see fit!" Blue Pearl said with fear in her voice, worried that her diamond caught her in such a lewd act
>"Oh my Pearl, it is alright, what you have done is nothing punishible." Blue Diamond said, lowering down and scooping up Blue Pearl into her palm
>"Actually, i have a task for you next time. I, Blue Diamond, grant you special permissions to enter my chambers when it is my private time!" Blue Diamond said proudly to her Pearl, patting her on the head
>Blue Pearl's eye lit up and she bowed happily, "Thank you so much my Diamond, i will never let you down!" she said proudly
>Blue Diamond chuckled and kissed her little Pearl, before locking the large chamber doors from the inside

I hope you liked it, let me know what you thought of it and if anything grabbed you!

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poel is acute

>>5533001
Not yet

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Requests?

>>5533877
lapis getting arrested

>>5533877
Bismuth carrying Ruby and Sapphire on her shoulders.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>5533877
Could you draw this greentext?
>>5533761
>>5533772

>>5533877
Ruby and Sapphire running towards each other because they want to fuse but Ruby spontaneously explodes

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>>5533885

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Pearlmethyst is love
Pearlmethyst is life

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>>5533889
Sorry only doing more SFW stuff for now

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>>5533903

>>5533910
Then how about blue pearl day dreaming about Blue Diamond

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>>5533918

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>>5533903
OG!

>>5533877
Your favorite gem's corrupted form

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>>5533068
>>5533077
Well I don't love you and never will.

>>5531285
This MG business could so easily wrap around into Pearlmethyst. Ame's hair is lilac, pretty close to pink. But no, Pearl cannot escape her sad Pearl ways and subconsciously wants yet another large woman to worship.

>>5533985
NNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRD!

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>>5533985
She could pull off a nerd look so easily, now that I think about it.

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>>5533943

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>>5534006
fucking dork gem

>>5533999
So many... repeating ... numbers...
Captcha: Dead end

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>>5533877
Can I request Pearlmethyst? Doesn't have to be nsfw

>>5533090
That's actually pretty scary, even though it looks like the red eyes from ib.

>>5533884
I'd like to do this one if its ok with >>5533877

>>5533985
would fug

anyone got zone's new pic?

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>>5534037
She's a cute dork.

>>5534083
Go ahead :)

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post gem dick

>>5534549
I'd suck it

>>5534549
brb vomiting

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I found a really damaged tape if anyone wants really distorted clips made to be on VHS once I get it set up.

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>>5534584

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>>5533884
This is for you

>>5534584
Clips, not whole episodes?

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>>5534637
Lol, thanks man.
I really appreciate it.

>>5534583
fag

>>5534637
I could do both.

Great job

>>5534702
What is it with futafags projecting so much?

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>>5534662
No prob
Also, had to do a quick edit, this is the better version

>>5534702
>calling others fags
>when you like futa
K E K

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Want me to post what I find on these "blank" tapes I got from ebay? The last 4 tapes were just hallmark channel movies

>>5534770
Sure, could be fun.

Bismith vore that makes her gem look like those creepy detailed mouths when.

>>5534770
>it's onion's birth video

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>>5533761

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>>5533972

>>5534770
Let us know if you find Cut Up Regan

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>>5534734
I'm bi. futa is the best of both worlds

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help me out here sug
I tried to make a new wallpaper since the slideshow I had was starting to bug me real hard, but this shit is unusable and I do not want to put any actual effort into it

Got any SU related wallpaper that isn't cringe as shit?

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Just news and commercials

The news was asking for emails to see if people thought the channel was fair and balanced though and promised everyone would get a reply which is cool. Next up is a sports show (I believe)

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They are using the exact same video clips of dogs and Vic

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>>5534886

Who's hyped to see a Lapiven fusion with spit wings

>>5534911
To be fair one of the hosts of it was also the sports section of the news' host

and now a baseball game. Pretty sure this is just going to be an all sports tape.

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>>5534927
I already have that

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>>5534928
I'm hyped in general. They'd be a perfect chubby angel.

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>>5534937
>5500x3507
WHY?

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>>5534927
>>5534937
No

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>>5534945
The fact that she tripped over Y made me laugh so much.

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>>5534945
You bring this upon yourself
Every time

>>5534944
a chubby angel who can't stop making fart jokes

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>>5534964
Me too, Amy makes me laugh the most.

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>>5534970
I STILL HAVE NO ANSWERS!

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>>5534944

>>5534997
He's autistic, that's all you need to know.

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>>5534997
It's not answers that you are seeking

>>5534975
>a chubby angel

They'd make the cutest cherub

>>5534970
>Steven cosplays as the King of Town

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>>5535004
>Autismo The King Of His Bedroom calling anyone else autistic

>>5535023
Can you repeat that in a non-autistic manner?

>>5535022
who's the poop smith, Amethyst?

>>5535044
onion

>>5535023
MORE PEARL WITH THAT HAIRSTYLE PLEASE

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>>5535070
sorry, don't have anymore
Have this for your troubles

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>>5533650
You for jinxing it

>>5533650
Everyone involved in Onion Gang. EVERYONE

>>5534702
Probably vomiting cause Amethyst, not futa

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>>5534944
There's never enough art of these two being cute together. Is there a friendship more pure than theirs in this show?

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Requesting this with Steven

>>5535002
Needs more chub, all Steven fusions will be thick to fucking fat.

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>>5535070

>>5535023
That some new Katie Mitroff art?

>>5535170
Because Opal is so thick, right?

>>5535160
Actually better with Amy

>>5535159
Lapis is impure and forced Steven to witness her tremendous baggage

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>>5535159
Who knows.

>>5535188
>new
https://twitter.com/katiemitroff/status/523269556609888256

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What gems gives the best kisses?

How would you feel if you had a nice hangout and suddenly your favorite gem starting making out with you?

>>5535213
i want to suck on lapis's tremendous baggage

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Yep a little news and some sports. Good one to tape over.

The next one starts half way into the titanic

>>5535255
Ok actually something is wrong with this tape. If I try to rewind it makes a buzzing sound and the VCR turns off.

>>5535267
It's haunted

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>>5535247
Tbh I wouldn't really expect anything different

>>5535247
Distraught

So Machete takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids, and Gravity Falls is set in the Rick and Morty Multiverse.

What universes does the steven!Universe overlap with?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ3gD-zwKN8
Now imagine Pearl and Amy in their places

>>5535298
Ed, Edd n Eddy

>>5535070
That's lapis hair

>>5535298
Your mom's ass

>>5535298
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Hmm I think it's actually my VCR breaking. It's doing it on this tape going forward or back.
>>5535267

>>5535281
Why

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>>5535301
someone already drew that out though right? anyone got pics of that?

>>5535332
Good question

>>5535338
Now I want to see it too.

>>5535301
It's kinda surreal, they sound exactly like them. I love it.

>>5535331
Yep it's the VCR...

>>5535352
Welp

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>>5535301
Oh that's so fucking adorable, they even ACT like their characters.

>>5535301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d70df0EvJAk
>posting the shortened version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilm2FbGMxLA
Now imagine Lapis and Pearl singing about being moms for Steven

>>5535424
I hope the CG get corrupted so Lapis can be his new mom.

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>>5535424
>I never knew a Diamond could hurt so much

>>5535321
Actually, now that I think of it, don't all non-barberraverse shows on CN take place in the same universe?

Jack walked through the ruins of townsville, where the PPG (and Dexter if Major Glory's presence is anything to go by) lived. The PPG interacted with members of the justice league, of whom Duck Dodgers in an honorary member (oh wait, no, he's just an honorary Green Lantern)

Meanwhile, Billy and Mandy have interacted with the KND, and the Foster's home for imagniary friends is in the same town as the Ed-boys.

I'm sure there are more connections

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>>5534869
This is my opinion exactly.

Let me give you a scope of the situation

>Its a late friday night, you got nothing to do and your really bored
>There is a knock on your door, Amethyst is standing there, looking around before turning towards you
>She gives a sly smile and waves at you, "Yo Anon, wanna head out, this place is a dump!"
>You don't remember doing anything or making plans at all with anyone, especially her

What do you?

>>5535548
Shut the door and go back to watching Twin Peaks.

>>5535548
Everything could go wrong, but I go with her, why not.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/cartoon-network-plans-special-anti-933926

So what do you think SU's section will be about?

>>5535606
Anti-bullying stuff is always cringy as fuck. Can't wait.

>>5535606
A grossly OOC episode focused around Jasper bullying Amethyst, but then Steven helps her realize that they're really not that different, so they make up and become friends.

And it's about as canon as Say Uncle.

>>5535606
Cute Rebecca will participate in this. Also I wonder if we will get one new episode focusing on some anti-bully topic (although I'm usually not a huge fan of those type of episodes).

>>5535571
>>5535574
>>5535574

>You shake your head, closing the door on her to go back and watch Kyle MacLachlan run around playing important super cop
>Amethyst catches the door and says "Whoa there pal, aren't you forgetting our concert tickets? We got a awesome show tonight and you need to get out of the house."
>You look at her and shrug, why not, whats the worst that can go wrong
>You walk out and see her car which is obviously Greg's convertible
>You and her step inside, she starts the car and you back out and drive out, watching your surroundings and seeing the sights
>"So Anon, what ya been up to my boy? Bang any fish?~" she winks nudging you

How do you respond?

>>5535696
What about the Kevin episodes?

>>5535753
Retort with "Have you?"

>>5535606
rerun of onion friend

>>5535606
Jasper getting the shit kicked out of her for 10 minutes while everyone laughs and says she's getting what she deserves.

help im dyin

>>5535753
>Nah, just watching twin peaks, nothing new happening
Then ask her how she and the gem have been.

>>5535753
"I haven't gotten laid in two years, you defective mess."

>>5535606
Hilary's high school AU episode that ends in Lapidot romance.

>>5535797
Your hair?

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>>5535797
masturbate it off

>>5535813
dyin not dyein

>>5535827
i cant

>>5535841
How does it feel?

>>5535841
Of laughter?

>>5535841
Shit man, we are all dying all the time

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>>5535160

>>5535827
lapidot with limb enhancer peri is so weird

>>5535298
Technically Rick and Morty also overlaps with Gravity Falls and the Simpsons, which overlaps with all of Seth McFarland's shows.

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>>5535855
comfy af

>>5535856
of sleepin

>>5535857
tru man

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>>5535841

>>5535808
>lapidot
kys

>>5535906
Rest In Peace

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>>5535460
Diamond is unbreakable.

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>>5535925
no

>>5535798
>>5535801
>>5535783

>You look at her and retort, "Have you?" you say looking at her with such intent
>She blows a raspberry, "Yea man, big banger over here, you know how i like my guys and girls, hehe~" she says winking at you
>You nod, as you watch more out the window before turning towards her again, "I haven't really gotten laid in two years honestly." you say to her
>She turns towards you, "Damn dude that's rough, well maybe i can help you score at this rad ass concert, you'll love it, its all rock and rolling and all that human junk, theirs even going to be some really cool white powder there man!" she says excitingly
>You shrug, maybe, just maybe, you'll get laid on a Friday night like everyone else
>You turn to her and ask her how she and the gems are
>Amethyst blows another raspberry, "You know, saving stuff, taking care of the steven the holy savior and all that jazz. Pearl's been salty as usual, but i heard she hooked up with Greg to feel better, i bet there banging each other over Rose, ha! Garnet's chill, the usual cool girl, nothing new. Peridot and Lapis live at the barn so i don't really care, though Peridot is alright for a neeeerd." Amethyst explains
>You nod your head and see some bright lights and some young adults and college people all running around some big house with more bright lights in the backyard with a stage. There are lots of people of with a variety of ages.
>Amethyst parks the car and smiles at you, "Ready?" she says with a grin

What do you do?

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Will Steven activate his Haoshoku Haki soon?

>>5535960
pee your pants and begin crying

>>5535960
Get out of the car, strip yourself, and run dick first to the house

>>5535960
this >>5536005

>>5535960
"This better not be a Mike Krol concert, or so help me, God."