/sug/ - Steven Universe General Suffering Competition Edit

LAPIS

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PEARL

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>>552904
But Peridot was the one operating the lasers, not Jasper. Wouldn't it make sense for Jasper to fight on the beach and keep them away from Peridot? Jasper's strong and agile. Besides, she didn't even venture too far from the ship. You're acting like she was steps away from the temple door.

They also had information from Lapis about how many gems were living with them. If there were anymore, it's a decent assumption that they would've came out to help when Lapis escaped.

Calling Jasper stupid for her actions on the beach is pretty stupid imo.

>>552938
>Rose isn't stupid

Up to debate.

>She wouldn't bring Pearl to the front with her if all she did was die in the first ten seconds.
But she did. And that's what made Pearl "a good warrior". I reiterate, rewatch Sworn to the Sword. She gets crushed multiple times.
And poofed like a bitch in Steven the Swordfighter

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>>552946
>>552956

PENIS

Holy fuck I really want to eat out Peridot's asshole

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Post more mad max au

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>pearl will never be your mother who's secretly into /ss/

>>552971
crushed is much different from poofed, friendo. If Pearl was able to fight for 6000 years and not die that's pretty remarkable.

Especially if she was poofed constantly.

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i want peridot to suck her own penis

>>553001
that will not be happening ever

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>>552933
How would you guys feel if the gems looked like this?

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I made a gemsona

>>553019
Suicide

>>553027
Wow it's


Interesting.


What's it's name?

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>>553014
yes it will!

>>553042
She's an obsidian. Her name is Bep.

>>553044
my niggah more

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>"You're no fun anymore! This is why we never form Opal"
I am very ready to see how Pearl and Amethyst were before Rose died. I bet Pearl joined Amethyst when she hung with Vidalia.

>>553044
Now I don't feel so bad about asking for a really dejected looking pearl shooting up heroin.

>>553057
What a divine creation.

NEW EPISODES WHEN
MY AUTISM HAS A STAR SHAPED HOLE WHICH CAN ONLY BE FILLED WITH STEVEN UNIVERSE

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Pearl is a SLUT
http://thetemplevault.tumblr.com/post/134801422893/we-have-reached-the-250-followers-and-to
someone webm or gif this

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>>552966
It was stupid of them to leave the safety of the ship in the first place. And the only reason Jasper didn't go any closer to the temple is because the Crystal Gems met her out on the sand instead of falling back or staying where they were.

Lapis' information was dubious at best considering she was a prisoner who had spent thousands of years on a planet that rebelled.

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>>553143
Why didn't they just kill Lapis? It's not like she's good for anything.

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>>553186
Lapis is good for a few things.

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>yfw Connie and Steven fight side by side against YD along with CG's
>yfw Connie delivers the killing blow
>yfw YD explodes like a concussion grenade, knocking Steven unconscious.
>yfw Connie follows him around days after he recovers, yet doesn't seem to interact with the Gems
>Connie's birthday a week later
>"Hey Pearl, what did you get Connie for her birthday?"
>"You know, you've been to mine! Balloons, clowns, people you've never met giving you presents?"

>"...Steven, where do you think we are?"

[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHlf08yTPiU[/spoiler]

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>>553186
This is a MEAN post.

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>>553251
Caught you!
Anywho here you go, Happy holidays there ;_;

>>551356
Those episodes were confirmed to be out of order by the crew after they were put up on the CN site accidentally.

>>551440
There's been no confirmation on any kind of two parter. The only thing we know of is that "Earthlings" "Beta" and "Back 2 the Moon" were all marked Part 1-3.
However, the mid-season finale could possibly be a two parter like last time, we just don't know.

Most likely, the next episode off of hiatus will be Barn Mates, showing Peridot bonding with Garnet, followed by Gem Drill showing us the Cluster.
Gem Drill may or may not be linked to Gem Hunt and/or Gem Harvest.

>>552998
>crushed is much different from poofed

Tiny details I've missed whoops

>>553266
Dubs confirm that ;_; will have a merry Christmas.

>>553019
>thecrystalgemsfindtheappleofdiscord.png

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>>553266
THANK YOU VERY MUCH I LOVE IT you have a happy holidays as well thank you for doing the pistol.

>>553268
Just how do you know all of that? Those posts have as much speculation as yours.

>>553290
I sure hope we both do!

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>>553251
She's a fucking loser, man. No one even likes her.

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My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad

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When is Lapis Lazuli?

>>553443
trash day

Why is /sug/ so shitty today?

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>>553386
Steven likes her and that's enough for me.

>>553480

>today

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>>553397
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?

Do you think gems have tentacle dicks

>>553480
the fuck are you on about
these threads have been fucking nice lately, and we all know why

>>553522
Because of the dicks?

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Can someone put a nose on my Jasper?

>>553591
the fan fiction of course!!!

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>>553611

>>553651
Nah it's because of the dicks.

>>553667
I like dicks!

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>>553655
Thanks anon

>>553699
trust me, we know

>>553699
Gay

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This thread requires Alexandrite.

>>553309
What parts are you talking about?
>There are actual twitter posts (I don't have them saved, but surely someone does) of crew members commenting on the episode lists and saying that episodes were out of order
>not to mention them already having been proved out of order as eps listed have already happened while Barn Mates, the one that was supposed to be next, hasn't
>The three parter was literally listed on the site as "Earthlings Part 1" "Beta Part 2" and "Back 2 the Moon Part 3"
That's all facts.

The speculation I gave was all very general as well
>I only said that Gem Drill COULD relate to Gem Hunt or Gem Harvest as the names are similar a la Mirror Gem and Ocean Gem
>Barn Mates, like I said, was slated to be next a long time ago with Super Watermelon Island. Either it was renamed to one of the episodes we've seen (which is possible as well) or it will be soon as the description of it was "Steven helps two friends get along at the barn" and the ambiguous "friend" has been used in the past to describe Peridot (When it Rains)
>Gem Drill being soon just makes sense as it is clearly the current goal and the description "Steven takes a journey deep underground" is pretty telling.

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peridot is cute

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You know you want to do it.

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>>553757

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>>553757

:P

soo real talk here
who's most likely to get killed off?

>>553786
Cute Poil!

>>554004
Greg.

>>554004
Steven.

>>554004
idk about the most likely, but the most interesting person to kill off would be sapphire.

>>554004
peridot

>>553757
I'm going to do it!

>>554097
NO.If that happened Ruby would become a main character.

She is the most one dimensional charater of the entire series.

>>55412
Of course she's one dimensional, she's been in 2 episodes, and only appears when somethings going wrong.

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all i want for christmas is tentadick lapis!

>>553786
This hurt me deeply because no one will ever propose to me and make me this happy.

>>554159
Why are there so many of these pictures?

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PearlGreg is cute.

>>554208

It's a holdover from the Homestuck fandom.

>>554187
will u marry me, anon?

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>>553122

>>554292
Aw yes, thanks anon

>>554157
who the hell are you talking to

>>554291
no

>>554291
Only if you like trannys

>>554341
but then you get family discount on fan fic merch!!!!!!

you'd be a fool to turn down these deals!

>>554325
Shit, fucked up the link.

>>554157 is in reply to >>554129

>>554348
what kind of bigot do you take me for!!!!! of course!!!

>>554370
And you think pearl is a good character

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/sug/, what's a normal day for you ? also what are you listening to ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY7GnAq6Znw

>>554524
>what's a normal day for you ?
ones where I don't feel like killing myself
Don't know what music we are listening to if people here don't really care. They won't even open the links I'm sure.
But here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRFqnarz39Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRFqnarz39Y

>>554548
Don't know why you ask*

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>>554524
>wake up
>go to school
>come home
>fap
>shitpost
>play vidya
>fap
>shower
>play vidya
>shitpost
>fap
>go to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plRNjMwnIZk

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>>553757
>>554107
I did it.

>>554567
>Young Greg
>Not the sweet perfection that is normal Greg

You sicken my insides deeply.

>>554524
Here's my normal day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbeH9GCtShE

>>554548
i always open the links hoping to find something new to listen to.

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>>554585
I prefer older Greg myself, but I wanted these drawings to be about him and Rose.

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>>554585
>Greg at all

Disgusting.

>>554524
Usually I just sit at the computer all day and walk the dog if I don't have work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uua_GIQsbqg

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>>554625
>that one girl with shit taste

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>>554524
>Wake up
>Do work around the house or slack off depending on my mood.
>Go over to a friend's house and walk his mutts and get paid for it.
>Have lunch if if I'm not heading straight home.
>Let my mutts out or walk 'em.
>Feed 'em afterwards.
>Make dinner.
>Consider getting back to finishing a crossover fanfic or starting a new one.
>Play vidya or watch TV.
>Pass out before I decide.

Oh, and here's what I've been listening to...

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

I apologize for nothing.

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>>554639
Yeah, I know what you mean. All those girls who unironically like Greg are baffling.

>>554561
at least you shower
there's still hope for you

>>554625
>Liking the man who would've fallen for Ruby and Sapphire

Say what you want about Rose, but her tits must have been top-tier.

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>>554585

>>554727
Anon, come on...

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>>554727
Oh, oh no... This isn't what I wanted, this isn't at all what I wanted...

Continue.

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>>554715
What?

>>554760
He's going by what Marty said about multiple smaller women.

>>554745
that song is shit
talking heads is shit
and greg is shit
it just fits. just like Marty's dick fitted in Greg's virgin anus

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>>554796
>that song is shit
>talking heads is shit
>and greg is shit

>Implying incorrect implications

The only thing shit here is your taste.

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>>554796
Why are you so negative, anon?

Do you need a hug from Steven?

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>>554847
I need a hug from Marty.

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friendly reminder that this was pearls first few months without rose.

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>>554934
and this was 12 years after rose.

>>554934
friendly reminder that nobody cares about pearls, let alone defective ones

>>554957

You shut your whore mouth, Homeworld supporter.

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>>554957
just because you can buy in bulk doesn't mean you should be wasteful.

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>>554934
>>554954
fuck pearl

He's an even bigger deadbeat than the father from Fresh Prince was.

Sour Cream needs to learn to appreciate Uncle Yellowtail.

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>>554957
But she cares about you. And she'll never stop caring.

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>>554918
Is Marty really that attractive?
Or is it just a meme?

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>>554984
thank you jasper gif gem

you've always been there with your message and well.

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>>554957
She doesn't need anyone to care about her, she's a rebel without a cause.

[spoiler]That doesn't mean I'll ever stop caring about her.[/spoiler]

>>555005
He's tryna meme us

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>>554918
>would rather have a hug from Marty than Steven
What kind of sick joke is this?

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I'm gonna turn your favorite Gem into a Heartless and there's nothing you nimrods can do about it!

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>>555005
He's unbelievably good looking.

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>>555054
She lost her heart long ago.

>>555054
educationfordeath.jpg

>>555073
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>>555063
Too bad he has so many WRINKLES!

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>>555065

Well that would certainly explain some similarities...

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>>555054
if trips pearl is captured by home world and is tortured forever

>>555063
Don't cause a scene, step away from the meme.

>>555106
no, plz no

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>>555054
This dimension is under the protection of Uncle Grandpa. Burrow into it at your own risk.

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because of strange circumstances jock and jc crash in beach city

what does jc denton do ?

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>>555065
>remember when love was something you could touch and not just something you have to keep alive via holo-projection?

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Marty is a fucking faggot who left this sweet piece of ass just because of a baby. Yellowtail is more of a man than Marty could ever hope to be.

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>>555087
Unf, wrinkles give him that rugged look which girls love.
This man is a hot mess

Ok /sug/, you are chosen to impregnate at least one gem. Which one do you choose?

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>>555106

>>555246
Nah. I want to keep my waifu

>>555220
He's a mess alright.

>>555246
I choose for Marty to impregnate me.

>>555246
do they die? am i the murdercock?

in any way, probably lapis

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>>555271
And a hot one at that.

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>>555246
Armstrong, what would the child look like?

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>>555246
The Cluster.

>>555273
>do they die?
In a way, no.

As far as I can tell, it's more like they fuse with their offspring so you might as well say they're reborn.

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>>555246
Garnet. I want to know if a fusion would produce a fusion baby or twins.

>>555308
imagine steven unfusing into two even more worthless babies

>>555273
Their personality is dead and everything that made them "them" is gone and replaced by the child.

The kid might grow up to be something like their mother, whether it's nature or nurture that causes that is unclear.

>>555297
Seven vaganias

>>555318
Funny thing is, if it's confirmed that Steven cannot poof, that would not happen. That means the fusion kid would have their abilities regardless and be one person. It'd be less confusing if Garnet produced twins, though.

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>>555342
Maybe more

>>555342
Okay thanks Pearl.

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>>555351
>>555308
>Garnet will somehow have R and S as children and survive in your life time

>>555106
any pics?

>>555360
Imagine...

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>>555388

>>555308
Well, if she only has one womb and one egg gets fertilized, then she should only have one baby.

It might be weird if she unfused during the pregnancy, though. I have no idea what would happen to the baby then.

>>555412
>It might be weird if she unfused during the pregnancy, though. I have no idea what would happen to the baby then

The only way Garnet's unfusing during pregnancy is if someone poofs her. Which mean she'll probably lose the baby and it'd be a metaphor for a miscarriage.

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>>555433

>>555386
i need some, anyone got any?

let's just get it over with

https://strawpoll.me/6263351

>>555386
>>555504

I've got some from old /sug/, that ok?

Penises

>>555545
yes

>>555599
Sure m8

Bitch
>>555555

>>555002
Never noticed the animation error with pearl in that pic.

>>555524
Is Greg not included because he'd take all the votes?

>>554524
https://youtu.be/8iwBM_YB1sE
Don't judge me

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>>555433
I wonder... Who else made that metaphor?

>>555688
Who listens to MJ in this day and age anyway

>>555710
Anon, you're awesome.

>>555760
Yeah I know

>>555760
t-thanks

>>555760
Arrigato.

>>555760
I appreciate it!

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>>555800
>>555795
>>555775
>>555821
/sug/, pls.

>>555710
>that pic
40keks.jpg

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Well, would you look at that.
/sug/ has spoken, fellows.

>>555934
100% correct

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>>555934
Greg wasn't an option you stupid faggot.

Take your malnourished shark and fuck off.

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reminder that dewy is cia

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>>555969
Def

>>555977
>malnourished shark

honestly I'd take that anyday over that overfed whale

>>555986
Source? This is cute as fuck.

>>555545
plz dump

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>>555934
>this anon
You're a riot.

How about you try this poll? It's better.
http://strawpoll.me/6263442

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>>555986
>Steven has a flap for easy access to Pearl and Garnet

I'm really feeling it.

>>556032
I'm conflicted, do I choose Greg? Or Greg? Greg is a great father, but Greg is a musician...

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>>556017
>http://c2ndy2c1d.tumblr.com

They're the artist who drew those KevEdd comics and the series of Steven giving the Gems makeovers.

Alright let's settle this once and for all!!!

http://strawpoll.me/6263459
>http://strawpoll.me/6263459
http://strawpoll.me/6263459

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>>555980
I've got just the thing

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>>556119
Objectivity is always encouraged and appreciated

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Is the hiatus over yet?

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>Those two people who voted for Marty

I have to say your intelligence is questionable.

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>>555986
Santa's not black, that's just a nigger absconding with Steven's presents.

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remember when dewey used to be cool?
me neither

>>556246
But their good taste is impeccable.

>>555986
why can't people draw steven just like what he is, a kid
if he isn't drawn like a little girl they turn him into ralph wiggum

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>>556235
Post the full pic.

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>>556281
Some people aren't good at drawing kids.

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>>556119
>Mr. Smiley/Sinbad

>>556302
I don't have it unfortunately.

>>556315
>that 2nd panel
Man, those arms and hands. His face looks decent but the rest of him makes him look like he's starving.

>>556119
>>556032
I guess that confirms it. Not that it's any surprise.

have the showrunners said anything about why they went on hiatus, or when they're gonna get off hiatus?

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>Greg's winning the polls

Not that surprising.

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>>556302
why won't you guys post the better version

>>556444
>>556367

Yeah, people have shit taste. What else is new?

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>>556502
You, for example.

>>556521
How am I new?
Besides, the polls were rigged.

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>>552581
Good morning sug

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>>552624

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>>556550
I don't think the person who made this knew the definition of "tactical."

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>>552652

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>>556550
stop pretending to be me, double nigger
that's not even the full resolution

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I need more Bad Pearl with fangs.

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>>556582
Ask and you will receive

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>>556596

>>556596
Arigato, anon.

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>>556565
i have to do everything around here

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>>556602
Beat it daddy-o.
Smoking is rad

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>>556617
eh, I prefer this version

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>>556637
>>556617

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>>556637
>>556637
You guys really think the fang edit is good?

[spoiler]Thanks.[/spoiler]

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>>555012
please change your image with this one, anon

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>>555188

>>556652
Indexer that was the original size of the edit, did you enlarge it to fit the original resolution of the scene?

Because the quality is shit now, you made a low quality image you scum.

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>>555360

>>556654
yeah man
we all appreciate it

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>>556663

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>>556704
>40 inch screen
>1920x1080
>cant veiw this image enlarging it here

Nigga bigger aint always better belive me I gotta small dick senpai and ur mum loved it still

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>>556657
please don't listen to this maniac
here's the image you need to replace it with

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Done
Now i'm going to play videogames
hope you guys choke on all that dick you're chewing on right now
>>556716
Stop giving him attention and he'll go away, like the seven guys that did that shit before him

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>>556726
Can I choke on your dick?

>>556726
That's adorable anon, I'd choke on your dick anytime!

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>>556673
someday sug will appreciate my hard work

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>>556727
>>556733
I'm still indexer you fucking idiots
and that's not even mine, i'm done in the sense that the shit you posted in the last and in this thread is fixed

god, do i have to literally spell out everything for you chodes?

>>556726
dat long neck
dose needle arms

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>>556726
don't need to thank me

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Reminder that jasper is trash and a failure that will be easily forgotten when our lord Yellow Diamond sends her actual elite soldiers to deal with the Rose child.

>>556782
How tall do you think YD is?
Like Alexandrite? or like Opal?

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>>556782
CGIDF please go.

>>556754
This
>>556652
Is something you made for the express purpose of saying it's a higher quality image when it's clearly of poor quality because you just enlarged it.

You're a fucking disgrace, kill yourself idiot.

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>>556798

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>>556798
nigga i post the largest source available
i never enlarge

if you know what i mean

>>556792
Maybe about 8'6-9'0 tall. Her slender, thin frame just makes her look even taller.

>>556845
we still hate you though

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>>556865
i don't care tho

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>>556845

>>556845
There was no larger source for the fang edit you dickhead, I made the fucker, I know.

>>556884
Again, i don't enlarge
take it out with this guy >>556882

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>>556873

>>556894
the fuck is this

>>556917
nabbed from the /co/ drawthread

>>556917
Terrible quality.

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>>556782
>yfw most Homeworld Gems are actually very incompetent and Yellow Diamond has to deal with them herself.

Which would explain why Homeworld lost.

>>556950

All gems seem to be very incompetent barring fusions. I'm pretty sure it is just a gem racial trait.

>>556652
There's a larger source? Where'd you get this?

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>>556997
>The Diamond Authority must struggle to keep to keep the Gem race from destroying itself through sheer stupidity. It's gotten even worse since Rose turned rebel.

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>>556950
>Homeworld lost.
Oh yes, of course Homeworld "lost."
The Crystal Gems got their little Podunk planet.
Well, what was left of the crystal gems did.
Which is to say 4.
And that planet just so happened to be left riddled with horrible gem monstrosities making living on it peacefully nearly impossible (Homeworld totally obviously didn't intend that).
And that planet was set up with a giant time bomb of an experiment conducted by Homeworld under the CGs noses.

But yeah, Homeworld left, so clearly they lost.

>>557077
The Crystal Gems got a Vietnam victory. They won the war, but were left completely and utterly broken.

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>>557094
Can they really have won if out of the presumably thousands of soldiers Rose had, like, 3 survived? I wouldn't exactly call that a victory...

penis

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I'm gonna call it.
Don't get too crazy!

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How was your day, /sug/? I just got laidoff.

>>557118
>How was your day, /sug/?
Was just about to sleep

>I just got laidoff.
HAHAHA

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>>557111
About nine out of every ten Viet Cong was dead by the end of the war, and they still "won." It all depends on how you define victory. If you define it as "getting the Homeworld off the planet," then victory was achieved.

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>>557118
What did you do?

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>>557134
Goodnight.

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>>557118
I just got a raise, I now make $15 an hour. My roommate pays most of the rent and I only have to chip in $50, my life's pretty fantastic.

It's a shame about your stuff though, I hope you get a better job.

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>>557140

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Ded tred

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>>557286
Everyone literally had a heart attack at the same time

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>>557286
>>557297
we undead thread nao

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im not ded
jus chillin is all

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Pearl is so fucking cute like goddamn son what the fuck

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>>557286
Post images containing several images of Pearl.

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>Dee Dee is no longer using the Pearl collage /sug/ made for her

>>557320
That Greg looks sad.

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>>557331
What's her current image?

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>>557286
The Americans are sleeping.

I want my own Pearl to keep me company and take care of my corpse when I die.

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>>557353
Her and some fags she works on Broadway with. She should put the hi-res lesbian rock collage back up.

>>557390
God damn it, why does she have to have friends? WHY CAN'T WE BE HER FRIENDS?

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>>557428
>being this serious in a board for rockfuckers

Guys!
Anon with a question here.

The question is: does gems have a sense of taste?

Amethyst constantly eating something, even non-edible objects, BUT she describes her expirience more as "touch" sense, not taste - she likes when "mush passes through her body"

And in one of the comics when the gems tries to cook - NO ONE actually tries to sample the food, and Pearl is cooking by chemistry formulas.

So can it be that gems actually CAN'T feel taste at all?

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CHAPTER 32

On the beach, Lapis stands skipping rocks far out onto the ocean. She watches the children playing and fishing on and around the pier and imagines she has her powers
back, how she would lift the water from under them, sending it crashing down so hard and fast their bones would splinter and skin disintegrate. Sure, they had nothing
to do with her imprisonment, but it would just feel so good to do some real damage to something- anything, really. She gave up the opportunity to blow some shit up and
really make a scene the other day, but she didn't like the way Connie spoke to her. Like she was some kind of fucking simpleton. Lapis had been a pretend rocket
scientist for decades and wasn't about to take orders from a dumb child who couldn't even make a bomb right. Yeah, good thing she hadn't bothered with those. Would have been
a huge waste of time. She made the right call with those boston creme donuts though. Those fuckers really hit the spot.
In truth, Lapis wasn't sure who to be angry at anymore. In the thousands of years she'd been trapped in the mirror, she had invented stories, characters and entire
worlds to inhabit in her mind. So many that she lost count. Some of the many bodies she had inhabited and still recalled: a doctor, a stockbroker, a lumberjack, a
janitor at carnegie hall, 3 different elf warriors, eva peron, a tyrannosaurus rex, a guy with 2 heads, a famous hollywood actor, and a tv psychic. Throughout these
various imagined realities, the one thing she maintained was her ability to control the water, thus preserving what she feels may have been her single best original
trait. Everything is hazy, but this part she knows has to be true. The rest doesn't matter. If she remembers anything else clearly, it's that she was certainly not
happy before she was trapped in that mirror.
Lapis looks down the beach in the direction of the temple Connie had told her about. It's a real long shot, she thinks, but she might find answers there.

>>557508
They can use shapeshifting to get taste, or sense of smell, etc

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>>557520
Quickly making her way up the wooden steps, Lapis now stands before the door of the great fortress where she spent so many centuries imprisoned. She gives three
good, loud knocks and waits. No reply. She rings the doorbell. No reply. She rings the doorbell again. No reply. Lapis continues to ring the doorbell for what seems like
hours before the door slams open and a short, fat purple woman appears behind the screen door raining verbal assault down on her for interrupting a dream having
something to do with someone named Sean. "Calm down, friend!" Lapis offers cheerily when the woman runs out of breath, "I'm just here to check your cable and make
sure everything is fine! May I come in?"
"womp womp, fuck off." she starts to close the door
"but don't you like cable?" lapis asks. "If I can't get in there to check out the box, we're going to have to cut you off. Do you understand?"
the purple woman hesitates before replying "I said go kick rocks, asshole. I'll just stream my tv shows online like a normal person"
"As your cable provider, we are also responsib-" the door slams in her face.
Lapis walks around the house and looks into the window. This has to be the living room. Nothing particularly interesting here. The tv is on though, and no one sits
watching it. That little midget must just want to get all she can out of her cable subscription before it's cut off. Lapis is turning to leave when she notices
the pink gem propped up on a pillow. A sudden flash of recognition. The memories were cloudy, but they were there alright. She knows now how she will repair her
damaged gem.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true

i actually recorded an "audio book" of this whole fan fiction so far. I am completely serious.

>>557532
Does they?
They can shapeshift to get stomach/tongue/guts - but will they work exactly as human's innards? Or they work just as "close enough" analog? If that so - the question about taste still here.

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op has severe rocklust.

>>557547
>i actually recorded an "audio book" of this whole fan fiction so far. I am completely serious.
whoa there! will we get to hear your magnificent voice?

>>557583
yes of course

I have made contact with a "suffering pearl" to mix the audio for me. This will be a truly magnificent experience for all involved.

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>>557593
all aboard the hype train

>>557331
on what?

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>>557369
No I ain't.
Though I will probably pass out soon. This fucking paper ended up taking me 8 straight hours to get done.

AND IT'S FOR A FUCKING ELECTIVE. I still gotta write up my whole new thesis proposal sometime in the next two weeks.
But whatever. One weight lifted at least. Can go back to dicking around with edits tomorrow. Or rather this afternoon.

>>557608
70 minutes of audio so far, goddamn. Give me another 2 months and this thing'll be bible-sized. When it's finished I should hand craft a hardcover leather-bound copy and mail it to Rebecca Sugar

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>>557707
tell me a bout it friend

I HAVE TO ANIMATE FOR 6 HOURS

IN HE NEXT 3

TELL ME ABOUT IT

quads

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>>557776

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>>557794

Straight outta Beach City, crazy motherfucker named Steven.
From the gang called Gemz With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the shield, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The Homeworld is gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a gem move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
Mom's pink Shield is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin monsters out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital G-A-P
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Steven is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm Swimmin'
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Beach City.

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>>557895
Steven! Who taught you those awful words, was it Amethyst?

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>>557920
FUCK YOU PEARL!

>>557118
I sent in my notice today, basically the same thing