ERP - Naughty sandpaper edition Stale Bread: >>5525654

Mine?

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>>5528693 (Reinhardt)
(I can tell already whatever rp happens between GLaDOS and the spare core is going to turn out pretty stellar.)

>>5528749 (Lore)
(You know what code is really bad? BBCode. Or as some of my friends like to call it big black cock code cause of how much it loves to fuck people over. )

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Nth for sleep.

>>5528398
The shit I gotta deal with is data storage.
You see, I'm a moderator for a game server, and it had a recent major bug. The game's goal is to get money to buy stuff to get more money. There was a certain setup that allowed you to overflow the float, have it give up and throw a math.huge.
Problem is, the save storage can't handle math.huge. It freaks out and corrupts the data. It's also too huge, so it doesn't save.
The result is a corrupted, un-over-writable save file that can't be fixed. The game devs are working on it now, mostly via nerfs to the tycoon items, but holy shit.

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>>5528823
W-Wha?! Isn't that illegal?!
>Nep had become worried about what this anon did in his private time. She contemplated calling Animal Protective Services

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(Posting card! Everyone is on the menu....Botan and Fuu are tonight's Blue Plate Specials)

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>>5528724
>The wind blew across her unholy face like it once did in the purity of the past. Like a savage, enraged animal, she halted through nothing in her path, whether it be the lone "STOP" sign or the silver cans of filth, they were all but mere bumps on the road to her wrath.
>The weariness affected only her clothing, the mauled pieces of once beautiful clothing being forgotten behind, leaving her undead body bare for the world to see.
>Her efforts proved worthwhile, as she finally leaped on the anon's legs, securing both limbs in the tightness of her dreadful embrace.

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>>5528644
WHOA! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA! Ho-Hold it there! yo-you don't need to get nude! th-that's even more risque! Jeez girl! put your shirt back on
>...Even though she says this, she still snaps a picture. probably just her inner photographer wanting a picture of EVERYTHING, even the stoic girls naked body for some reason.

>>5528675
>Mahiru laughs to herself as she witnesses the anon take his funny looking pose. She of course snaps the picture
Alright, good...now do you think you could do another one? Think you can make the next one goofy too? Y'know, for some cheap giggles.

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>>5528653 (Lounge Anon)
>Gently, Rei grasps his hard sex, softly stroking his base, almost lazily. The rest of posture sits normally.
...
Tell me how it feels.
>Then, she hikes up her skirt, exposing just the barest of her white thigh.

>>5528551 (Koizumi)
>Rei sits for a moment, contemplating, her eyes both thinking and studying.
...
Less risque.
>The girl then quickly removes her shirt, her white form bare, before unclasping her bra. But even nude, she seems comfortable. One arm crosses her chest, covering her pink peaks and most her chest. She stares back at teh camera, waiting.

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Goodnight!

>>5528909
Sleep tight.

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>>5528749

That kind of people are bad and should feel bad.
PHP is fun.

>>5528721

>implying

----
<?php
for ($x = 0; $x <= 10; $x++) {
${"file" . $x} = $x;
}
?>
----
You're welcome.

>>5528855

Wew. Might as well wait for the Devs to fix that shit.
Do you know what language are they using?

>>5528904
>>5528802
>He bites his lip as she starts to lazily stroke him, it started to felt good for him, enough to throb against her touch while gasping in pleasure before he answers.
Well..it feels good...pretty good..
>He said while looking at the teasing of the pale girl, exposing more of her skin to him, making him gulp

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D-Dharc, you there?

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>>5528900
...
I do not understand. I was told this pose was "tasteful"
>Dropping her pose, her pale top on full display, she reaches down and grabs her shirt. Slipping into it, she stares at the photographer.
...
You must direct me. I do not know what you want.

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>>5528967
The fuck you jus call me?

>>5528967
>Places my hands on your breast.

>>5528868
No no! You get money and experience from it, and apparently they only get knocked out?
>When he realizes he didn't make it sound any less skeezy he looks around frantically, jittery
W-Well they're complicit, most Pokemon bond with their trainers like JRPG party members! Yeah!

>>5528939
Lua and C++.

>>5528898
>Panting as he does his best to keep running before suddenly falling down to the floor as she catches him with her pounce, looks behind to her, how she was getting closer. It could be the end of his life, in matter of seconds, the only thing he could do is to pray to the mighty one to let him get into his house.
Godgod d-d-dont kill me!

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>>5528979
I-I have abrother called dharc, D-H-A-R-C. I heard he was here?
>>5528984
>moans drunkenly.
G-get off anon, ive had too many try that today.

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>>5528979

>>5528909
night

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>>5529000

>Lua

AAAAAAAAAAAA
but C++ is fun.

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>>5528953
...
That is not detailed. Be graphic.
>Though her tone is soft and wispy, it holds a commanding, soothing presence. Her strokes become slightly more adventures as she strokes up to the middle of his cock. As he throbbed, Rei played with his pulsing, her grips switching between tight and loose with each lusty pant.

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I don't know about you guys but... I'm beginning to feel like a rap god.

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>>5529025
Oh, my bad. Nah, he ain't here.

Wait, is this secret code or somethin? You tryin to fuck a dark brotha? Makes more sense than tryin to fuck your actual brother who happens to be named Dharc.

>>5529025
Shhhhhh.
>Begins to grope your breast.

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>>5528969
Well whoever told you that the pose is tasteful should be fired! Telling such an impressionable girl like you to do such lewd things! that should be jail time, right on the spot!
>Mahiru shakes her head and sighs. She can't believe someone told her that pose was tasteful...well I mean, If she was going for nude shots, sure...but all she needed was completely normal poses
Alright, give me a second to think...alright
>Mahiru lets her camera fall to her belly as she bends her arms back and holds them behind her head, having her hands grabbing onto her forearms, she also juts her belly out a bit...the pose looks like something out of a cheesy action manga
Think you can do this? Don't ask why, it's the first thing that came to mind...and If I learned one thing, it's that spur of the moment things can be fantastic! especially in photography!

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>Is dragged into here
Ow.....huh...W-where am I?

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>>5529063
>>5529025
>Sprays the both of you with water then round house kicks back into HG.

>>5529046
They're not related by blood.

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>>5529097
All I know is she came in here tryin to talk about fuckin her brother.

Here's my lewd tax for comin in here, peace y'all.

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>>5529046
No Im serious, his parents were stupid and give us silly names.
>>5529048
S-stop!
>she slaps him finally pissed off for once.
Can I last five seconds in a place without some jackass trying to rape me!
>>5529063
You.
>hiita pins her to the wall, livid for once.
You and I, are going to settle our little problem, right here..,right now.
If you hadnt opened up your little mouth sis, I wouldent been the placess laughing stock and resident rape victim. Maybe just maybe I could have gotton him to warm up, maybe redeem myself to this family after so many tears but nooooo, no you had to open your goddam mouth!

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>>5529016
>Once the claws of the hellspawn sunk into the legs of the man in a most violent manner, the monster steadily, patiently, almost... teasingly crawled towards the anon's face.
>The blood stained, emotionless eyes stared into those of the panicking man, triggering a sadistic, horrific crooked smile.
>It was at this point in the dead of time that one should examine their position: Being chased by a plagued, nude woman, and being straddled by this in a most non-terrifying way.

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>>5528995
.... Oh, that makes sense! Why didn't you just say that before?

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>>5529051
...
I do not understand...
>The young girl does as she was told. Grabbing her forearms beneath her head, her red eyes peered away from the camera as her legs crossed as she sat on the bar stool. The pose, like Mahiru, also slightly exposed her milky stomach, though just barely. She sits on the stool, waiting for the picture
...Why have you come to a sex lounge if you do not want "lewd" pictures?

>>5529153
>The male was shivering in horror as he sees the hellspawn crawling towards him, until his face was separated by inches from her. Her nude form pressing against him was making him feel anxious. He was between the sword and the wall, a prey in the hunter's grip. He gulps and looks at her with puppy eyes, hoping the last thing she would do is to kill him.

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>>5529222
Aha! That's much bette-
>Mahiru pauses when she hears the term 'sex lounge'. The girl wasn't wrong at all and it just kind of hit Mahiru like a ton of bricks. The Red head lets out a little laugh
Oh my god...you're completely right, sorry, It must've slipped my mind...I-I was kinda caught up in the moment.
>Mahiru snaps a couple of pictures...some of them seem to be focusing on the belly...we-well I mean can you really blame her? that thing looks smooth as fuck!
Al-Alright...On second thought, can you take off your shirt again? ju-just this time with the bra still on.

>>5529171
...Because...Uh.
>He sweatdrops and stares at her for a very long time. Does she only think in RPG terms?
You're an odd girl, aren't you?

>>5529171
>>5529304
Wasn't relevant to his mission, so they didn't include it in his Quest Text.

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>>5529279
>Rei lets down her arms. Her red eyes stare back at Mitsuri before she leans down and picks up her bra. She lays it on her lap.
...
You are... confusing. You said, "Telling such an impressionable girl like you to do such lewd things! that should be jail time, right on the spot!" Should you not be sent to jail for manipulating me for photos?
...
Many people would be sent to jail here.

*pokes ur butt*

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>>5529339
>Mahiru pauses for a moment...she really didn't think of that. To her defense she was kind of caught up in one of her...weird feminist kind of fits
U-Uh, well yeah sure...I-It's a bit obscene...bu-but um, I-It's art! y'know? Cr-Crap...maybe I'm the scumbag....

>Prattles in a most inane way

>>5529368
>Blinking, the man pulls his cigarette from his lips and flicks some ash onto the ground, and glances over his shoulder at anon.
Help you?

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>>5529368
>>5529417

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>>5529304
Ehehehe, some of my friends call me that a lot!
>She smiled wide, not really taking it as a insult or joke.

>>5529319
(hehe.)

>>5529417
I'm lost on this meme.

>>5529420
smoking is bad for you!

>>5529464
Ditto. Must be something that's Not For Newfags.

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>>5529380
>Rei stares at here, observing the collapse of her ethics as her erotic desires arise within the young girl. Silently, takes off her shirt and strikes the pose from before. With her arms held behind her head, her pale chest was on full display, her pink peaks popping out vibrantly. But her gaze does not go adrift. Instead, those red eyes burrow straight into Mahiru, but she doesn't judge.
...
I do not mind.

>>5529435
>He came back to his computer to see Ene tugging down some...sign, nothing he remembered downloading onto the desktop. Sighing, he dragged his cursor over to the tab at the bottom, and yanked it back up. His other hand cradled his chin while he leaned forward, peering at the screen with a tired quint, pupils trained at the webcam mounted on top of his monitor.
What are you up to? Aren't you less like Windows 10 and more like a desktop assistant?

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>>5529482
>Mahiru takes a deep breath as she snaps a picture...and another...and another but from a little to the left, goddamn, Mahiru seems to be really milking this. At this point it's obvious that she's taking a lot of these for herself, for someone who preaches about morals and ethics...she's a bit of a horn dog
Al-Alright, good...very good...to-totally keeping some of these for myself...

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>>5529498
I told you we were roommates, idiot!
>She crossed her arms and turned away from you. She seemed to get offended rather quickly

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>>5529518
...
For what reason? Do you not those photos on display? Are they not art?
...
You are going to masturbate to them later.
>Rei lowers her arms and rests her hands in her lap. But, despite her "casual" demeanour, she was still very... naked before the red-head.

>>5529548
Right, right. Thanks for chipping in on rent so often.
>He blew at an askew lock of hair dangling over his forehead before he leaned back, and pulled his hand from his chin to rest on the chair's armrest. The other brought his cursor over to nudge at her shoulder, before he scratched at his jawline.
Say, Ene, speaking of. If you were on a date, would you want the guy to pay the bill, or split it down the middle with you?

>>5528873
Oooh...

Fuu, Sailor Mars and Panty seem like fun. Any of them available to play?

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>>5529587
>Mahiru jolts a bit as she brings up the masturbation part...she wasn't wrong in the slightest. Mahiru has so much pent up lust and sexual frustration that you can build a fucking wall to keep out Mexicans with it, you bet your ass she's going to masturbate to these
U-Uh...N-No of course not! th-these are artistic! pu-purely artistic! th-there's nothing lewd about them in the slightest!

>>5529440
>Which is good, because he intended it more as an observation than an insult.
Well, now that you know, I'll offer you the free levels some other time.
>With a wry smile he holds out his arms.
How about a hug instead?

Would anyone here be up for a gore scene?

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>>5529624
>She slapped the cursor away before looking at you. She seemed to give it some thought, considering she was rubbing her chin.
Well, I don't have any money, whatsoever. So I think I'd like for him to pay. But why do you ask?
>She gave you an inquisitive look as she got somewhat closer to the screen.

>>5529672
Try LoLJinx whenever they're around.

Any avas in need of a cock?

>>5529711
They're never around.

>>5529153
(That's pretty cool that you're playing as the Witch. That's a first.)

>>5529688
>He left the cursor dangling by her to slip both his hands behind his head, and crossed his legs as the chair creaked under him. His eyes darted between the webcam's lens and hers on the screen as he spoke.
I went on a date tonight - and spare the teasing, Ene, it didn't go well, as you can probably tell - and ended up offering to pay the bill at the end.
>A grimace folded over his face as he looked at the far wall for a second, and spat out a bitter chuckle.
I'm kinda glad she got in a huff about it. She didn't quite so much laugh as bark like a hyena. Still, I just wanted a second opinion. Maybe I should have modified the question to include: if you had money to spare.
>He glanced back at the screen/webcam, and gave a wry half-smile toward her.

>>5529727
They were here earlier tonight.

>>5529760
No they weren't.

>>5529475
It's just an example of an ava being a bitch, that's all.

>>5529649
(All are available just pick your poison)

>>5529766
Yes they were, they were the nazi soldier girl.

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>>5529666
>Rei's wasn't sure to believe Mahiru or not. But, there were more pressing matters at hand: Mahiru needed to complete here portfolio. Rei gets up and walks towards the photographer. She was within arms reach of the artist.
...
Do you want to take more pictures?

>>5529782
t. Lore

Thread seems pretty dead

>>5529770
I think I'm gonna go with... Panty...
Does she by chance play as a dominate whore?

>>5529815
Good work, detective.

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>>5529667
>Nep launched forward, her small body smashed into the anons as her arms wrapped tight around him. The purple haired girl nuzzled into the male's chest.

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>>5529795
>Mahiru's face was bright red as the still naked girl walked towards her. Not completely sure how to respond she slowly nods her head...well actually she already got the pictures she needed, this is now completely for her own pleasure...I mean the girl WAS offering, so uh, why turn it down?
Ye-Yeah, I could use a little more...n-no harm in it.

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Where are the avas? Where is the fun?

Captcha: Lucio Blanco

>>5529826
Thank you thank you

>>5529826
Anytime, Civilian. Ralph Setzubezt, at your service.

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>>5529754
>She put a hand over her mouth, the long sleeves pretty much covered the bottom of her face. She tried her best to hold back her laughter, which only caused her to have short giggle fits.
Wow, Master, you sure know how to find the right ones.
>She couldn't help it anymore. Leaning back, she slapped a hand onto her forehead as she started to laugh uncontrollably. Her body seemed to slowly float backwards as she continued to laugh.

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>>5529825
(If you're looking for a dom in that group of three then Panty is a great choice to be dommed by)

>>5529838
>>5529840
You can't both be the detective.

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>>5529837
I'm here, lass. Just doing some visiting in HG, s'all.

>>5529853
Good work, junior detective.

Yeah, I know this Pi shit backwards and forwards
Check it out

I did three chicks then I pointed at the door
A girl entered in so that made it four
I snapped one time in came another five
Add 'em all up and that makes nine
The average age 26.5
Now that's what I call gettin' some pi
Five of the chicks wore 6-inch heels
Two of the nine squealed like seals
514 was the area code
Québec, Canada; my winter abode
And my 1.3 million dollar chalet
Pi backwards, pi forwards, all night and all day

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>>5529837
Is that dora the fucking explorer? Why the fuck would you guys let a little girl into this shithole? Have you no fucking shame?

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>>5529880
>The shitter from HG says, using a Kamen Rider as his ava

Clearly you don't, so why bother asking others?

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>>5529887
>Comparing my taste in cheesy hero shows to literally fucking children.

>>5529862
Thanks Sir.
When am I gonna get promoted?

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>>5529902
It's not about your taste, it's about you using someone from karate bugmen to represent in the cancer known as HG, but please, continue looking retarded anon

>>5529844
Isn't there a saying about how dentists, doctors, and matchmakers should never work for themselves?
>He sighed, and slumped back forward, hands coming down onto the ledge of his desk to stop his momentum. For a second, in his position, he craned up to squint at her, and then blew out a rough noise. After he repositioned himself, he nudged the cursor back toward her, bumping the pointer just over her hip, and then brought up his web browser.
Maybe I should have just grit my teeth and gone on, though. One-hundred percent of the time where she wasn't getting on my nerves, she was at least okay to look at. A little boring, smartphone-obsessed, but cute.
>He stopped, leaving the cursor up at the address bar, and stared forward past the monitor before he shook his head, then refocused on it.
No, that's a bad way to think about it, isn't it? If I let myself get in that mode, even you seem like a good date.

>>5529915
Can confirm, Kamen's a cancer in HG too.

>>5529851
(Gotcha. But you know what, instead of my wants and desires. What do you want?

I was debating on fapping before I sleep, but I'm a bit conflicted at the moment.)

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>>5529887
You talking shit about kamen rider?

>>5529915
>Cake is triggered this easily

>>5529919
It's cancer everywhere the fans go. It should have been banned from /m/ from the very beginning.

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>>5529924
(All I want to do is make you happy Anon so tell me of your desire and I will do my best)

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>>5529832
(wew, sorry for the late reply)
>Without any hesitation, Rei goes back to sit on the stool, hands folded into her lap, as she awaited the next pose. The distant blue-haired girl wasn't use to someone so... indirect. It reminded her slightly of Asuka.
...
Do you need close-ups?
...
What do you like about my body? What makes it "artistic"?

>>5529941
Not him but I wanna mating press Panty in a vain attempt to knock her up

>>5529830
Heheh!
>He grins and catches her smaller body easily, hugging her enough to lift her off her feet just slightly
It was nice meeting you Nep, but I've gotta go for now.

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>>5529916
Hmmph
>She floated away from the cursor, giving you an annoyed look.
Speaking of phones.
>She cleared her throat before floating close to the screen, giving it a nudge with her elbow. Seeing your confusion only made her more upset.
I'm talking about your phone, you jerk! You never take me with you! We could go places, like...
>Her mind went blank as she tried to think of some hot locations for them. Nothing came to mind.
Well, I'm sure I'll come up with something!

>>5529941
(You know what, I'd like to have you ride my cock. But to be honest... I'm probably gonna go have a smoke and head to bed. Sorry for you leading you on. Just not feeling it tonight.

I hope you have a great night Anon.)

So Coffee/Shinoa was this good writer who was also kind of an arrogant bitch at times, depending on who you ask. Great RPer so folks would try to bring out the A game for her. One night she's RPing away with some nerds, nothing out of the ordinary until this one super tryhard anon starts chatting her up. Acting all philosophical and shit, no joke you could smell the fedora coming off this guy. Coffee liked her five-dollar words but this guy was trying to force it hard and wanting to come off as deep about mundane shit to impress her. Kind of condescending and really fake nice, he was going full ham to show off his vocabulary and "wit", making a couple obvious barbed comments towards Starbucks girl. At one point he said something along the lines of "Ah, look at me waxing all philosophical about [work or sleep or something retarded]. I won't bore with you my inane prattle any further, m'lady." Of course he continues with aforementioned inane prattle. They go back and forth for awhile and she's clearly annoyed and trying to brush him off so he gets kind of passive/aggressive and she responds by getting even more passive/aggressive until she finally chewed his ass out for being a toolshed. He didn't respond after that.

That's the inane prattle meme. You really had to see it to believe how bad and over the top this dude was.

tl;dr Cringe Inane Prattle Faggot anon was annoying Coffee The Bitch and hilarity ensued involving kung fu fighting.

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>>5529915
>Calls HG cancer
>Goes to ERP
ERP is miles worse, lets be real here. People like Paul and Clownpiece, and god, don't get me started on the A-Log tier motherfuckers that try to constantly start shit with Paul to make themselves feel bigger.
HG is bad, don't get me wrong, but the biggest shitstorm in HG has nothing on the smallest shitstorm in ERP.
I could go on for fucking hours about their differences, and how ERP is just that much more disgusting, but I won't.
In conclusion, HG might be babbys first RP community, but ERP is worse then the bulging cancer developing in my asshole.

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>>5529947
(Oh how delicious)

>>5529992
(Oh hey it's no problem! Enjoy your smoke and sleep well!)

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>>5530004
>ERP is miles worse
Whatever you wanna tell yourself, buddy. It takes some real work to be known on every other fucking board for just how terrible you are, but you can go right ahead and keep pretending you aren't the lowest on the rung.

Is Suika Ibuki someone who comes around here? Or was she just a one off guest?

>>5530004
>>5530014
>Fighting over which is more cancer
>Tfw enjoy both
C-can't we just get along?

>>5530029
No, we can't. Most of the avas from HG come here to talk shit like that retard fagging as Gou earlier, just to feel like they have something better going on, when in reality HG is the most notoriously horrible community known throughout 4chan, and even other fucking chans.

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>>5530014
HG is general cancer, it's the thing everybody see's, but ERP is that secretive little super venom building up in your veins that's for sure going to kill you.
But at least ERP keeps to itself, I guess.

>>5530035
That's a lot of viritol towards something that doesn't really matter at the end of the day. Just have fun and have a good night anon.

>>5529999
Nice quads. Archive to the posts?

>>5530044
>>5530045
Same to you.

>>5530035
>Most of the avas from HG come here to talk shit
Do you even know how many of them come here to actually erp?

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>>5530035
Anon, it's comfy hours. Stop starting shit.

>>5529989
I'm sure you'll come up with something too. You can pull up Yelp or anything else like it faster than I can, after all.
>His cursor remained hovering over the address bar, while the browser's landing page kept his frequent sites at the ready: news, porn, stocks, imageboard, and mail, in that order, lined the top row. He kept his eyes on Ene, instead.
It's pretty late tonight, so you might not find anything that's open, but it's something to keep in mind, isn't it? Or what, you're feeling cabin fever?
>He raised an eyebrow, and his lips peeled back into a grin as he traced the screen's border with his eyes.
I guess I'd feel cooped up there too. Hold on a sec, Ene.
>The chair rumbled over the floor as he rolled it back, and walked away. After a minute or two, he came back, the USB connector to his phone's charger dangling from its end. He plugged it in, and swiped over the touchscreen a few times.
I can take you for a walk, I guess.

>>5530044
>Secretive little super venom building up in your veins that's for sure going to kill you.
I take it this is your first time encountering an erp/rp community? This is fucking nothing, and the fact that anyone takes this petty drama between special snowflakes as anything but teen drama is pathetic.

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>>5530054
Yeah, I do, Tupac, why don't you start going on about how HG owns /erp/ like you used to, just to remind us of how many?

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(Can't we all just get along and love each other? This hate is pointless as each side is being blind to how the other truly is and that's leading to misguided opinions and unneeded hatred.)

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>all this false flagging

>>5530063
I'm not Tupac.

>>5530070
>>5530074
When anonymous shitposters from HG and ERP collide, there's no hope left for anyone.

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>>5529946
>The photographers eyes scan the girls body...like every inch of it as she scoots ever closer, taking in more of the blue haired girl
We-Well, I don't know how to explain it, but you're like...something right out of a painting...Like I dunno, drawn to perfection.

>>5530051
If I could find the thread I wouldn't have typed out all that shit. Desuarchive is garbage. It wasn't one post or fresh pasta, it was this long exchange that came to a head hilariously.

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>>5529958
Bye anon!
Was fun chatting and hugging with you!

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>>5530057
Oh, a walk? Sounds good to me!
>She did a fake salute before disappearing from your monitor. It took a few seconds, but she eventually popped back up on your phone screen.
Huh, It's a lot smaller in here, but I like it!
So, are you ready to go, Master?
>She kept close to the screen, making sure to keep direct eye contact with you.

>>5529999
Kinda surprised no one came to whiteknight about this post. Getting better, ERP.

>>5530084
>>5530051
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/4951567/#4953490

>>5530099
>>5529999
Whiteknight what, exactly? Shinoa was/is great, and the fact that they were such assholes made it even better. I wish more like them and Rikka stuck around, I mean look what she did Lupin. Just like anonymous shitposting about quality has to exist, so should avas who turn down people because of quality. It's a balance.

>>5530109
>prattling
That motherfucker. Thanks, mate.

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>>5530114
I just want to finish that one roleplay I had with coffee. ;-;

>>5530130
Parsee, you never finish any roleplays.
>inb4 yes i do
No you don't.

>>5530130
I had a few with them as Shinoa, Coffee and even those rare times they played Horo, I can't say I'm not satisfied, though I do hope they come back.

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>>5530130
BULLSHIT YOU NEVER ERP. REEEEEEEE

This is what they say and not me.

>>5530097
>He slipped the charging end out from his phone, and held the screen up, keeping his eyes on Ene as he walked over to the apartment door. With a quick slip of his phone between hands, he slipped on a light jacket, and then let out a short, airy laugh.
Usually I keep my phone in my pocket, you know. It's going to be odd to keep it out, but I figure you'll want a better view than fabric bumping against my thigh, won't you?
>He grabbed his keys, turned off the light, and then pulled out a pair of earbuds as he slipped out into the hallway, plugging them in and popping each one in as he walked down the stairs.

>>5530035
Nobody in /HG/ ;ikes Go/Grimes either.

>>5530088
It was, see you later Nep!
>As he walks past her he cautiously takes a sample of her purple hair with a devious glint beneath his glasses
>DUN DUN DUN!
>TO BE CONTINUED...

>>5530151
Well clearly you should be thanking that anon for making him fuck off for the night then

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>>5530083
>As the photographer catalogues the contours of Rei's body, very closely in fact, she reaches out a hand strokes Mahiru's hair. Her body had begun to feel warm. It felt... good to be admired so intimately without any physical contact, and she wondered what it felt like on the other side of the lens.
...
I would like to take some pcitures.

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>He tries to be funny in his RP

>>5530162
>he posts meme macros

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>>5530162
>Arpee should bee super cereal and humorless

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>>5530162
>He tries to have more personality than Guillermo del Tear-her-a-new-hole

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>>5530135
I do finish them. I-I finished two sessions with Jinx and planning to finish the third.
>>5530138
I just want them to come back since they were the few I use to be nervous approaching. And when I finally did approach them the next day I heard they were gone.
>>5530143
>Roleplays with Saber since I can't fuck lancer. He would die somehow during the sex.

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>>5530177
You take that back! I have the godlike sta-HNNNNNG
>Dies from angry heartattacks.

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>>5530173
>Middle school tier humor that only a 12 year old would snort at
>In the middle of masturbation material

>>5530162
>he tries to be funny in his erp
why

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>>5530192
>Pokes with a stick.

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>>5530196
>look at me I'm sophisticated at typefucking on 4chan
>Mom where's my fedora?!

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>>5530146
Yes! I want to see stuff!
>She practically glued her face to screen as she tried to look at their surroundings. She saw the doors to the other apartments go by as the duo traversed the hallway.
Oh, and you have headphones? Sweet!
>She really didn't think that'd be loud, but it probably was. His poor ears. She continued to look try and look at the things around them, which wasn't much, considering they weren't outside yet. She really didn't have a care in the world, and besides, she wasn't going to be the one explaining why there was a tiny blue girl in your phone.

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>>5530161
>Mahiru seems to shiver at the contact of the girls hand, letting out a soft little coo as she strokes her messy red hair
Ahaa...wa-wait, you want me to take more pictures? wait, like of your body? u-up close and stuff? We-Well I mean...I-I guess
>Mahiru steps back a bit and readies her Camera to take some bust shots, and maybe a couple head shots if she's feeling sentimental
Si-Since you want too...

(I might go to bed soon, since it's one in the morning, so If I drop off, please forgive me)

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>>5530213
>Shove unfunny memes where they aren't wanted
>woooooow how could anyone possibly not like that?????

>>5530213
Maximum projection

>>5530222
I don't think that picture could ever apply to RP, where there's technically no rules to speak of except for player agreement on things like godmodding.

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>>5530222
>Having no sense of humor
>Being this tight wounded
>Having assburgers near me

>>5530237
That's what they sound like.

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>>5530216
...
If you prefer. But, I would like to take erotic pictures of you.
>Rei leans back, pushing out her chest towards the camera to help Mahiru. Her smooth, pale skin was crystal clear beneath the lens of the camera, as well as her hard, pink peaks.
...
It is arousing, either way.
>Her chest pulsed with her ever quickening breaths.

(It's okay! I figured you would be signing off soon. I thought you were West Coast, but it's nice to hear your East)

>>5530214
You're not trying to break out of there, are you?
>He brought the phone in to face him as he propped open the front door, focusing more on the screen than his surroundings as he closed it behind him. Walking down the steps to the sidewalk came as second nature, but he turned Ene to look down the tree-lined street as he strolled along it.
And yeah, I have headphones. Volume control too, but try not to yell so much.
>The lamps cast a warm, orange glow on him when he passed under. He walked toward a nearby park, an iron fence shielding it from the rest of the world until an open brick gateway allowed passage in. At night, most of the flowers took on a deep blue hue, closed up from the elements, some wilting in the turn to autumn.
It looks better in summer, really.

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>>5530259
>Mahiru jolts back as Rei said she wanted to take pictures of her. Mahiru sheepishly takes off her Camera and hands it to the girl
We-Well, If you want too...I-I guess you could take erotic pictures of me...sh-should I strip? Or...
>Mahiru twirls her hair, this was her first time doing this kind of thing...she's never really let anybody take pictures of her, let alone lewd ones.

(I do live on the West Coast, It's 12:50 AM, It might as well be One in the morning.)

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>>5530288
>Rei clumsily grabs hold of the camera, her grip clamped around it. She lifts it to her eye... The camera clicks a shot of her whole body.
...
Unbutton your shirt.
>Her voice was soft and wispy but carried a hint of curious desire. The camera studied the photographer, every detail of her.

(O-oh! Haha that's what I meant. I live on the West Coast too.)

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>>5530267
>She mostly ignored him as they strolled along the sidewalk. Whenever someone walked by, she instantly went into hiding, her head would be the only thing poking out, giving the strangers a few glances, though, she could only see their backs. Once they reached the desolate park, she let out a sigh of relief. She let her whole body spring back out onto the screen. Seemed she wanted to get a better view of things.
Well, show me around the park, Master.
>She gave you a somewhat begging look as she stared directly at you.
I promise to be less of a pain if you take me out more.
>She tried to seal the deal with her pleading look and words.

>>5530070
Suu still here?

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>>5530339
(Yes but I'm just lurking for now. Possibly come out later.)

>>5530310
>He bit back a laugh, and stopped at a spot on the path just between two lights. The screen illuminated his face as he brought her up, with his eyebrow raised and his hand slipped from his pocket.
I don't know if that's possible for you. Also, geez, context...you don't retain my browsing history when you're on my phone, do you?
>Whether or not the reference caught for her, he turned the screen back to face the path as he started up again. His stroll dialed back to a slower, wandering pace as they passed by the flowerbeds, outlining inlets that sheltered trees in their midst, the paths winding through them. All led to the park's center, where a loose-set stone wall ringed around, benches set in between where the walkways opened up, dominated by a tall, bronze statue that had long caked over through oxidation.
There's not too much to show: it's all flowers, benches, and green space. Parks are made for families, couples, and solitude, really, remember?

>>5530346
Suu is cute!

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>>5530307
Ye-Yeah, I'll get to that...
>Mahiru laughs to herself as she unbuttons her shirt, thinking that this reminds her of an old porno she watched, where the guy fucked the chick while her clothes were barely hanging on...I-It's not like she watched it because it cause she needed to get off! sh-she watched it cause it had some good angles, to-totally.
Ok-Okay, um...Ju-Just gotta, ge-get used to being on the other side of a camera for once...go-god this is jarring...

(Yeah, I think I'm going to bed, I need to wake up super fucking early...this was a good session though and we need to continue it. I'm not normally into Yuri, but i'm digging this.)

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Since these threads are being taken over by shitposters and drama-inducers, here's a much better forum for the erp threaders.
Have fun!
<3
https://8ch.pl/erp/index.html

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>>5530357
(I'm having fun! It's the build-up mainly I think! And Rei has some naughty plans for Mahiru when we can continue)

>As the red-head stood before Rei only in her bra, Rei's lust began to overrided her curisoity. The camera clicked once before Rei held the camera away from her face.
...
Remove your bra.
>The pale girl's face was starting to blush, her soft breaths becoming slightly labored.

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>>5530347
Oh, I remember everything
>She reassured him with an evil grin
But don't worry, I won't tell anybody. Wait, does this mean I can blackmail you now?
>She put a finger to her chin as she started to think of all the different things she could do with him under her thumb. Metaphorically, of course.She seemed to have completely lost interest in the environment around them, as she continued to get more sickly thoughts and ideas in her head. Better distract her quick

>>5530371
God no, fuck you. Fuck whoever told you to link that shit you fucking nigger. I am never going back there, I tried for fucking months to get that shithole off the ground, and look at it now, just fucking look at it!

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Hey

>>5530400
that one got made 30 minutes ago
Whatever one you're thinking about that ain't it

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>>5530349
(Anon a cutest!)

I feel bad about stealing Nep's panties and making her put them back on after I fapped in them yesterday.How do I stop feeling like this?

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>>5530409
[Hi there]

>>5530099
I was afk. I love coffee but there's nothing to white knight. She told it how it is and more rpers hould do that. People just think she's a bitch because most rpers are passive aggressive cowards.

>>5530409
Cebruz?

>>5530409
Hey Kurisu

>>5530418
Obviously you take the panties again and wash them

>>5530398
Ha, and what could--
>A cocky grin might have started off on his face, but it morphs into a frown as he considered her options. The frown transformed into a grimace as he let his head hang.
Right, anything under the sun. Anyway.
>He cleared his throat, and swung the screen to face the statue.
It's, uh, pretty obvious the city likes this park, so I never understood why they keep that statue the way it is. I mean, wouldn't you rather see it polished and glistening instead of, well, all covered up the way it is.
>He rushed through his words, and walked over to a park bench, thrusting the screen out at whatever might count as an interesting sight. It might be for the best that Ene seems to control her motion independent of the phone, since he would be swinging her against one end of the screen to another with the broad sweeps. They only stopped once he sat down on the bench, and rested his phone with the bottom propped up on his lap. Ene's view angled up toward the statue's head, with the rest of the park in the periphery, and the dark night sky looming above, too much light pollution present to make out all but a few stars.
I said it was better in the summer, but, it's pretty nice even now, isn't it?

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>>5530371
This can only turn out good.

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>>5530459

>>5530371
>erp has their own /hga/ now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5530418
Don't feel bad. That was fucking awesome.

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>>5530431
No
>>5530434
I am not kirisu, when did someone come up with this theory lmao
>>5530421
Herro

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>>5530452
>She rolled her eyes before trying to look back at you
As interesting as that statue is, I'd rather look at you than it. And, yeah, It does look nice out.
>As the blue AI looked up at the sky, she put her hands behind her back, getting comfy in the small space she had.
It looks a lot better than all the pictures I was looking at.
( I think I need to bounce. Just not feeling up to it anymore. I blame how comfy I'm actually feeling right now. This good with you?

>>5530510
(Yeah, that's fine. I wasn't actually expecting too much to come from latching onto your post like that, but I enjoyed what came out of it. Sorry if it ended up being a little slow, but hey, enjoy the comfiness.)

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>>5530508
[I'm deaf, so imagine me signing to you.]

>>5530547
Why does this, of all pictures, give me a boner?

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>>5530547
>tfw she can't hear your pleas of love
>mfw dead inside

>>5530555
That got to me...

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>>5530555
[Life isn't easy being deafmute. I don't know what love sounds like, I only know the physical feeling.]

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It's so quiet tonight... It's kind of nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpCnH_My-YE

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>>5530611
(a bit too quite huh?)

>>5530656
In fact you may say that it's...quite too quite.

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>>5530656
It's a little offputting to be quite honest with you. Where did everyone go?

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>>5530580

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>>5530671
(literal dead hours. Comfy hours passed a while ago. It's at least 2am for most people.)

>>5530677
>tfw Lilly stares into your eyes lovingly, but all she can see from you is whatever visual hallucinations blind people have

>>5530371
HOSHI

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>>5530710

>>5530719
Is...is the tea leaching into Lilly?

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>>5530698
I hope everyone is resting then

>>5530677
>>5530719

https://discord.gg/s5K8Q You guys should see this

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>>5530727
(Still makes me laugh)

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>>5530743
[Could you not?]

>>5530749
[Silly Lilly can't fuck with me.]

>>5530743
Go away red/lupin

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>>5530749
As does that image for me. I never played any other route. Lilly was all I needed.

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>>5530756
>>5530760
Suit yourselves, enjoy the shitposting in the next 3 hours.
Only you can save ERP

>>5530785
>armstrong was from the discord
How hilarious

>>5530800
Get to fucking, ill be taking my leave

>>5530807
>And you're virra
Even more hilarious
I can't believe you pretended to be your own opposition for a few weeks, just so you could end things with you "entrusting" things to yourself.

>WAAAAAAWAAAAAAAH LETS SHOVE THE CANCER IN ONE AREA
Like that has worked. How about working on entirely eradicating it ourselves? Virra keeps claiming she has the means to oust LD for good, so why doesn't she do anything with them

>>5530820
That is Jet and Ken, they like fucking around with idiots. So let them have whatever fun they are having. Its more likely for me to be braveanon than jet.

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>>5530756
Whatever bitch~

>>5530772
(I played Emi, Hanako, and Lilly's routes...After that, I just couldn't continue)

>>5530863
You should really stop pawning off blame to other people Virra, it's a bad habit. Your negligence is why both places are in the sorry state they're in, and the fact that you have no spine only makes the future look more grim.

SLUTTIEST OF SLURPS

>>5530890
If you think jet is me, that is fine. what proof do I owe to an anon?
In fact, i should be erping, and so should you.

>>5530785
>enjoy the shitposting in the next 3 hours.
It came even earlier than that.

What should I do? Should I hide or wear a disguise?

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>>5530873
[You can't see me. I'm John Cena in your eyes. as is the rest of the world.]

Which avatars care about the thread and make playing wih them enjoyable?

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>>5530919
>

>>5530924
(Quite a few of us)

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>>5530890
Yknow sometimes it aint Virra
Sometimes it's the rest of us who are tired with your shit.
LD aint worth being outed they're a fucking 16 year old who gets off to feeling all big and strong end of story

>>5530924
>>5530413
Suu. Even if they haven't gotten into a proper session, she's great.

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>>5530931
>

>>5530924
(Believe it or not, I are about both sides. I'm neutral.)

>>5530924
Reinhardt, New Tsuyu, Marseille, Iowa, LoL Jinx
Most actually do, just listing people that come to mind first
Don't be afraid to have a good time because of a vocal minority

>>5530924
Believe it or not, most avas have the best interests of the thread in mind.

>>5530964
Stay true and ignore trolls, so what if a couple bad apples whine about you?

>>5530964
>>5530966
>Don't be afraid to have a good time because of a vocal minority
Fucking this. Shitposting itself is temporary and inconsequential. It only affects threads because people give attention to it. Just ask around. Not everyone is a fucking asshole with no sense of morality. Some are even cool people.

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Heya

>>5530990
Only you can save erp.
Ignore and Fuck

Wait, we have an ERP Mairhu now, Who was it?

What was the reason to create an 8ch /erp/? It's not like anyone will go there.

>>5531025
$5 on Bolin

>>5531018
>Pets

>>5531031
Egg wanted to try and run a place, but not even people on discord are going to join her

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>>5531039
>Pets back

>>5531045
>>5531031
This is what I expected. Exactly.

https://8ch.pl/erp/res/5.html

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>>5531051
>Sleepily waved to the cuterobo.

>>5531045
One can always try <3

>>5531059
>Sleepily wraps himself around her hips after petting
Morning shift is just busy enough

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>>5531018
You gunna be here later on today? I remember a few people saying I should apologize and move on with my life, and I'm sure you have some choice words for me. I rather embrace them then hide from them.
Don't bother writing a textwall right now calling me a fucking retard, I know I am, and I'm heading to classes soon so I wont have time to read it.

>>5531070
Dmg, do that shit on discord.
No need to air dirty laundry.

>>5531070
That's fine because I can express it in two.
Kill yourself.

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>>5531065
That stupid faggot really should have let canis stay breathing down your neck.

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>>5531059
>Hugs the Nep tight

>>5531070
I'll be around for a bit before work, but you don't gotta answer to me man. You made your choices, no matter how dumb they are.

I don't RP with you, so my opinion doesn't really matter in the end, it's the anons who care to play with you and risk dealing with LD's taint in the process you gotta answer to.

>>5531090
>implying what was done was for anything but laughs

>>5531097
Just fueling the fire of LD will do nothing but misery

I have the urge to fuck birds
ANY BIRDS HERE

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>>5531069
>Hugged the anon lazily, her right hand shifted up to stifle a yawn.
Mnn.. I'm okay anon, I can keep going a little longer!

>>5531097
>Hugged cuterobo in a loose manner. Eye lids half closed as she held onto him.
Hiya cuterobo.. how're you?

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>>5531078
I don't think I have mecha on discord. And I still want to apologize to thread as a whole.

>>5531097
I just remember you being really upset about it. Which, like. You have the right to be. But you're right.
Have a good one blogbot.

>>5531113
Have a Pickle Pee before I head out <3

>>5531120
Actions speak louder than words, hun.
Don't just apologize. Show the changes.

>>5531113
Wait for Marseille later.

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>>5531120
I spent the better part of five years living with a toxic couple who hated each other yet said they love each other. The things Paul has done actually makes me mad on a visceral level thanks to things I recall in my past, and things he's made me feel. He's a cancer that needs excised, and what you did was let him grow and bring suffering on yourself.

That's my opinion on the matter. Take care of yourself, which letting Paul in your life is something that doesn't contribute to.

>>5531114
>Pets the top of her head gently.
Oh I'm chill, just got home, chilling with some drinkerino. You? What you doing still up?

>>5531090
I mean they could have
but a month after the shit went down, I readded him on skype, we talked it out, and played videogames
Then he got hacked
but it was still pre good nonetheless.

Post fetishes you want to see more of

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I think what's scary is the fact that you're more worried about how the otherkin feels than the fact that he's a pedophile and an otherkin. It's real life Stockholm syndrome, everyone!

>>5531146
FRIENDLY WARNING TO AVOID THIS POST

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>>5531143
Ejaculation via shitposting

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>>5531133
>Nuzzled up into the petting.
I dunno, just kinda am I guess!

>>5531143
>Bondage and spankings.

>>5531133
based robutt

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>>5531120

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>>5531146
Could you have said this in the channel instead of bringing it here? Cowardice at its best.

>>5531114
Im Content with nep cuddles this morning
>He rubs his face into her tiny hip as she rubs his head
>>5531157
>He makes a mental to note to tie up purple heart

which players are chill

>>5531171
Would knowing who I am really make a difference? Or do you really care about who hates you and who doesn't?

>>5531171
It's more effective when you're using your prince Facebook memes, you should switch to them when you're trying to preach my nigger loving friend

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>>5531157
Probably being a lewd Nep.
>Pets more

>>5531143
Mommydom escape the dark cloud of memedom

>>5531162
Nah son

>>5531143
Cute girls farting. Although it's one of those fetishes that's a turn off to like everyone else so I totally understand why there isn't any. Just feels good to get it off my chest sometimes

>>5531175
Reminder, these people are the reason the threads are absolute garbage

>>5531157
>whistles idly and adds those to the list of things to do

>>5531174
(You)

>>5531146
I have no idea who any of these people are.

>>5531143
Sex in the missionary positions for the express purpose of memes and old jokes. I'm no purist, so it's okay if it isn't consensual.

>>5531198
Make us proud

>>5531191
(You)

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>>5531191
Indeed.

>>5531179
Alright, here you go.

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I was gonna stop, but I really have to highlight this little bit. See, kuroka is our resident sperg after homura finally calmed down. He has autistic fits every other day or so, wherein he'll leave the server, only to return a day after once he realizes nobody really cares.

This is someone who abandoned the threads for the discord. Do you care, /erp/? Probably not.

>>5531215
I have no idea who any of these people are.

Redpill me on red and th server

>>5531215
They still wont suck your dick eh quote?

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>>5531173
You're so silly anon.
>She said, not even questioning his position. The purple haired girl just allowed him to hug where he pleased.
(Yes please.)


>>5531180
Neps are pure and not for bully!
>Craned her neck upward into the petting.

>>5531198
(CuriousNep.jpeg)

>>5531222
It's funny that you'd call me quote. There's so many things to list about that pathetic cuck that I don't think I can fit them into the word limit.

So I'll just say he's ok

>>5531215
But anon
Kuroka is Homura

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>>5531226
Pure lewdness. But I'll be nice.
>Finger rubs behind ear.
Don't stay up too late being a baka Nep, though.

>>5531226
//Smug Miku.jpg

>>5531226
Im so sleepy this morning
>He wraps his arms as tight around her as he can but ends up falling to the ground with arms around her legs all the same

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>>5531215
I was going to bed, but this Spergy shitposter. decided to post a screenshot. which is what kids think is pretty cool to do. Hopefully they will get some nice (Yous) to fuel their social interaction quota.

>>5531231
Since you're not man enough to say this IN the discord, you opinion means jack shit.

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This is UBW, eh projects swords and doesn't afraid of anything.

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>>5531236
I-I am not pure lewdness!
>She huffed, even through this she hugged against Cuterobo again.
I'll try..! No promises though!

>>5531237
>Audible gasp.

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>>5531243
>>5531244

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By the way, for the low, low price of moving to 8ch, you can escape this shitposting by going to the /erp/ board, moderated by helpful and concerned members of this very community.

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>>5531237
>whistles idly and makes plans to do it to both you -and- Neppers.

>>5531257
By the way, advertising another Chan, especially yours, is a bannable offense

>>5531231
who

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>>5531256

>>5531268
It was satire, bud.

>>5531275
It's not. You, or they, are trying to get people to join that shitty board, but nobody's going to because it's as functional as its dud of a creator

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>>5531255
>audible moans

>>5531259
Don't cross me, I'm a survivor!

>>5531231
I'll take "okay" as a compliment.

>>5531281
That idea doesn't sound so bad.

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>>5531281

>>5531257
>Being this thin-skinned
Please go and stay go.

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>>5531257

>>5531283
>spanks your ass until it glows red
Try me.