HG THREAD
Welcome to dreamland edition
>>5505842
HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO PLAYED THIS GAME, ETHAN COLE AVA WHEN?
>>5505857
who in the fuck does that? are you sure she's not just some random ass retarded girl?
>>5505871
>ETHAN COLE
the game is way too obscure. damn shame.
Now, who wants a companion?
>>5505842
...What are you trying to play at here, Anon?
>>5505788 (Kaito)
Yeah, but if I was rich enough, you could keep going against Rammy until the end of time, dude! The hero knows how this stuff works, believe me!
>>5505817 (Rika)
...Marukaite chikyuu, marukaite chikyuu, marukaite chikyuu, ore Amerika-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSIDE THAT TANK?! Say something, damnit!
>>5505834 (Fyxe)
We're totally weird, we know. Such is life in the wonderful world of Hetalia! And it's totally a date, dude! The hero's got brains, and he ain't afraid to use them, that's for sure! See ya later, Fyxe! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5505878
She speaks good Russian and her reason was she just appeared but knew who her parents were I don't really understand ane she didn't explain well
Looks like we'll be taking a trip to space. Give me 36.
>>5505910
Already have one
>>5505842
Dreamland?. are we going to sleep or something?
>>5505916
...
I think a midget is trying to scam you Comrade.
>>5505788
Almost as dense as your jokes.
>>5505838
I have no reason to ruin the face of a lady killer. Or maybe you be called a lady causality.
>>5505857
Doesn't ring a bell. I've been gone for so long.
>>5505918
Natsuki Subaru
>>5505914
We are all here in Area 51! Now we can finally see what you are hiding.
>opens top secret folder
>>5505918
Kirigiri
>>5505918
Colette
>>5505918
Sputnik Soviet
>>5505918
Garnet
>>5505918
Aubrey
>>5505918
Asui Tsuyu
>>5505918
Adrian Rollini
>>5505918
Lord Shaxx
>>5505918
Professor Chaos
>>5505918
Beryl Benito
>>5505918
Saihara Shuuichi
>>5505918
ebook
>>5505918
Garma Zabi
>>5505918
Spider
>>5505852
I knew the first bit but to actually think he fertilized her field is surprising.
>>5505918
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5505938
O-OI! PUT THAT FOLDER DOWN RIGHT NOW, DAMNIT! THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET!
>>5505918
Makise Kurisu
>>5505914
>The idea occurs to you that she might just be leaving you there.
>>5505918
Rika
>>5505918
Big Smoke
>>5505918
Phil T. Rich
>>5505894
IT MUST HAPPEN!
>>5505918
Michiru Matsushimapan
>>5505918
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5505918
Stalker
>>5505910
>The white weasel jumps out of Asuka's pocket, as she herself, was staring at the man.
"Well, my girl Asuka needs a pair of hands that aren't a weasel. So sure, hit us up with one."
>>5505918
Asuka the Wanderer
>>5505918
Deep Sea King
>>5505918
Rick Harrison
>>5505918
Eggman-kun
>>5505918
Junpei Iori
>>5505932
You're going to let me die over and over again because I'm irresistible? Wh-what kind of monster are you!?
>>5505962
Majestic 12...
Whats that Alfred?
>>5505932
She is new here.
>>5505931
No she isn't
>>5505918
Reigen Arataka
>>5505918
Hoshi Ryouma
>>5505918
Tommy Dorsey
(remove if needed)
>>5505918
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5505918
Subaru Remover Space Cowboy
>>5505918
Urias
>>5505918
Ethan Cole
>>5505918
Connor
>>5505987
You know what, believe what you must.
>>5505918
Artoria Pendragon
>>5505817
Y-you're just messing with me, right?
>>5505834
Goodnight Fyxe, thanks for believing in me!
>>5505918
Kaito
>>5505918
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5505918
Los Wachiturros
>>5505918
Limited Edition Late Baki Hanma
>>5505964
...She's leaving me here, isn't she? Man. That's, uh, that's kinda brutal. Well, guess I should get accustomed to this new change in scenery. Yo, ghost to my right, you wanna hear a joke?
>>5505986
I SAID, PUT IT DOWN! THERE'S SOME STUFF THAT ONLY I'M SUPPOSED TO SEE, AND IF YOU SHOW IT TO ANYONE ELSE...!
>>5505984
I don't know what you want from me. We do that everyday anyway.
>>5505987
She is new and you already developed a relationship with her. That doesn't sound good.
>>5506019
I will and I want believe I am a good and loving father
Reminder that if you play any of the following, you need to kys:
>Musicians
>>5506022
I might be. Even if I'm tired.
>>5506033
>They all vanish with a pop. At the same time.
>>5505918
I quite like this banner feature.
Someone just fucking euthanize me
>>5506035
We aren't in a relationship. We are just comrades with benefits
>>5506052
Reminder that if you are the following, you should kill yourself
>Rollini
>>5506052
I want to play a musician now, just to spite you
and also because it would be a fun change of pace
>>5506033
Already put it up on my twitter
>>5505976
An odd creature, tell me weasel shapeshifter, what kind of girls does she like?
>>5506052
Kiss? kiss what?
>>5505918
Awoken Lumberjack
>>5506052
>>5506073
>here have the (You) you guys want from me.
>>5506060
You all are going to see the strength of my Spiria and Soma!
>>5506060
Nice header.
Ready when you are, Courfeyrac.
>>5506035
You've got a point there, but being attractive is tough. I have to turn down girls and boys all the time, and it breaks my heart to see them sad,
>>5506106
Only thing we want from you is suicide
>>5506060
Oh my.. so many delectable slabs of meat. How ever shall I choose...?
>>5505914
But.. I do have things to do ya'know.
>>5505932
Haha, ah, maybe I should work on my jokes.
>>5506059
Or! Maybe you want another me around? Oh my~! Have you fallen for me? Hahaha.
>>5506052
>O-oh...
>>5506106
>Getting baited this easily
Janus pls
>>5506052
>Hating Gobbeh/music man
>Hating piano man
>Hating rollini just because its janus.
Kys we barely have any as it is.
>>5506129
Shut the FUCK up Baron
>>5506112
Stop lying
>>5506105
>>5506060
I Captain Garma Zabi, hereby relinquish my position to the lumberjack
>>5506060
I accept this challenge.
>>5506073
>>5506060
Swap me>>5505943
for >>5506023
>>5506124
>>O-oh...
I didn't mean to hurt you this way, friend.
>>5506123
I ship you with squid girl.
>>5506145
cute
>>5506139
Sorry Soviet, but I'm waiting for my special someone. Maybe if you're lucky someone else will date you.
>>5506145
What was the point of this post
>>5506060
"Alright Asuka, give them hell for me!"
>Jumps off her shoulder, and climbs up a nearby tree for cover.
Ready.
>>5506088
"Oh, that's plenty easy. She obviously likes kitsunes"
>Asuka's right eye twitches ever so slightly.
"I mean, she just being a tsundere to them as all."
>>5506123
How about an alliance? You take the meat and Il have their blood.
>>5506155
Don't mention Earthnoid. I am a man of the people after all
>>5506176
Thanks for the support I guess.
>>5506052
>>5506155
Oh, you weren't asleep for long, are you sure you'll be okay with only that?
>>5506160
It's alright, I can handle it! We can still be friends.
>>5506052
>>5506124
...I'm suddenly not in the mood any more.
I seem to be having some issues, please wait.
>>5506072
I don't think it's just when a child comes from it.
>>5506112
I'm sure you do, Subaru. It must be difficult living the life you have for that reason.
>>5506124
Heh heh heh. Speaking of work, I heard that you got some.
>>5506255
>>5506257
>Calling me Yin
Now this got me triggered.
>>5506170
Ship..?
Those disgusting ape sea vessels..?
How dare you say you ship me with anything!
Especially one of my own subjects!
>>5506195
You can not be serious.
Why would I ever ally myself with a surface monkey?
>>5506247
Definitely, just needed a nap. Might be related to all the dental work, probably more related to not having my meds this morning. Need to refill my prescription tomorrow.
>>5506059
...YOU LITTLE SH--
>Alfred then starts to fall at an alarming speed, screaming violently. And loudly. Louder than usual.
>>5506078
YOU HAD ONE JOB, ANON. WHAT THE HELL, MAN, I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS!
>>5506124
But if you didn't, you could theoretically go on forever fighting her! I could just see it happening now, dude! It'd be so cool!
>>5506267
Ok.
>>5506280
Exactly what I'm trying to say.
You need to fix what you've started by making me ugly with your magical rock powers.
>>5506267
Meh, alright... Wonder what I should do now...
>>5506296
Hey, after Snowden...I thought we were too
>>5506267
Take your time, man.
>>5506313
You should totally play smash with me again.
>>5506296
>Clearly nothing's going to stop him.
>>5506267
Uhuh.
>>5506280
I can be a good single father. She is just not ready yet
>>5506334
>I'll do it after this game, brother.
>changes everyone's gender
>>5506267
The longer the wait the more ripe the meat becomes. Please take your time.
So how's my favorite little group of crazy Earthnoids doing?
>>5506363
My apologies for the wait! Let's begin.
I named my kitten after an ava.
>>5506363
Aw shucks... now I'll be grounded for becoming a girl.
>>5506363
Oh my....What an unsettling turn of events.
>>5506359
>Nah, I was just messing with you senpai. That one match was something else.
>>5506370
Eh, alright I guess.
>>5506381
Finally, let's go!
>>5506384
Which one?
>>5506370
I'm too beautiful and it hurts.
>>5506381
It's going to be alright...right?
>>5506363
Fuck you
>>5506405
>The first one? Or Shulk v. Ganondorf?
>eats everyone's food
>>5506370
Is fine
>>5506370
Another ape...?
>>5506381
This items prove to be useless!
I have greater chances with my hands.
Gender =/= Genitals
Y'all fuckers just got played.
>>5506381
YOU FUCKS, YOU RUINED CARNAGE'S REACTION IMAGE NEXT DOOR!
>>5506363
>Upon being hit with the staff of change... Asuka's form stayed the same
>>5506381
Now... I run.
>In quick speed, Asuka rushes out of the center.
>>5506381
Here we go, dudes!
>>5506316
You've got me there, Anon. You win this round, I'll tell you that much...
>>5506336
SCREW YOU TOO, NARRATOR...!
>He keeps falling until he hits the ground with a huge SPLAT. He then respawns next to the tank, leaning against it.
...Yo, Rika, you want me to clean up the mess?
>>5506363
What the hell, Anon?!
>>5506370
It ain't too shabby, I gotta admit. How are ya, Captain Zabi?
>>5506289
Because I am as much of a king as you are. For the record, that crown does not suit you, it makes you look like a jester. Get a new one.
>>5506363
What gives!?
>>5506454
. . . ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
>>5506434
>eats all the cat food
How does it feel?
>>5506312
>she puts her hand on your shoulder
What doesn't kill will make you stronger.
>>5506347
She is not even planning to raise her with you. You should've thought this through.
>>5506363
You didn't think this through either.
>>5506370
That term again. I thought I would've nevar hear it again.
>>5506454
GET OUT OF HERE, TUMBLR
>>5506381
Ugh...no signal.
>>5506434
Heh. Cute.
>takes a picture of the chubby cat with her phone
>>5506363
>Chances right back because there's no art of male Rika
>>5506370
Who're you calling crazy?
>>5506464
>There's no response.
>>5506464
Give me some time. Will take many commie magics to fix
>>5506432
>Shulk match
>>5506454
oh really?
>removes the wig
Well I feel darn cheated, sorry for my language, but this is a bunch of hamburgers!
>>5506381
A peaceful first day.
>>5506262
Hahaha! But you realize you could actually... Actually it probably wouldn't be a good idea telling you.
>>5506280
Ah, I suppose I am a lot busier lately, not around as much it's a little saddening.
>>5506292
Haha, you really need to remember that, I've heard people forget easily.
>>5506296
Oh no.. We're in one of these loops again, I really wouldn't like fighting her that long or at all.
>>5506363
Huh? Oh my... I look like my sister..
>>5506482
It's unlike you to be this lazy when it comes to life or death situations...
>>5506363
>100% NOT okay with this
>>5506482
It's fine. She is just not ready yet.
>>5506502
c-cute
>>5506506
What's the meaning of all this...
>>5506434
>Didn't bring any
>>5506501
>Yeah... I need to play Ganon more.
>>5506506
Hey, take this spare Soma I have lying around.
>>5506480
>u foken wot m8
>>5506485
>is chill
>>5506412
A cute one.
Is time för fighting nöw?
>>5506541
>takes all the cat toys and throws them away
>>5506363
that did nothing...
>
>>5506523
Narrator will fix this.
>>5506412
Chin up! Things could always get worse!
>>5506413
Haha! I know that feeling all too well. After a while the fan girls get annoying right?
>>5506446
You sure? Your expression tells me otherwise.
>>5506449
Ape? Listen here monster! I am a Prince and a Captain. Show some respect!
>>5506464
Im doing great actually. Nothing like a nice rest and some delicacy when you wake up!
>>5506482
What? Earthnoid?
>>5506488
Everyone...YOU especially Rika.
>>5506488
Yeah, yeah, I like you too, Rika. Now who's gonna clean up the mess? 'Cause someone's gonna have to get rid of it.
>>5506495
N-No, it's fine, really! I'm back to normal!
>>5506509
Hm... Well, you do have a point there. It would get tiring fighting against someone with sorts for THAT long, yeah?
>>5506467
Crowns are nothing more than hardware.. only the might that a king has matters.
You say you are a king..hmm?
A clash of kings sounds most enjoyable, wouldn't you agree?
>>5506506
Oh.. I only felt that...just a little.
>>5506506
Night 1.
>>5506506
Haha! how they knelled to me and updated my ship!
>>5506530
I am not cute. the Marjorine me, not the Professor Chaos me. or the me me. now my head hurts.
>>5506554
it is time for chaos!
>>5506506
YOU MESSED UP LAST TIME, FROG!
>>5506509
Yeah, yeah, I know. Just not in the mood, either way.
>>5506554
You just missed it.
>>5506567
I'm saner than the idiot that's calling everyone here "Earthnoid".
>>5506572
>Still nothing.
>>5506553
Heh, so it's definitely me, right? I'm the cutest out of everyone here, after all.
>>5506554
You just missed your chance. Sorry.
>>5506567
Wh-What? I don't want things to get worse! Who'd ever want that?
>>5506567
No is all fine. How is day comrade
>>5506572
I'm not
>>5506566
I HOPE SO.
>>5506554
No. It's the time to be civil
>>5506582
This feels like... Despir, but where's it coming from?
>>5506582
Haha!
Easy pre-
Oh...no.. I actually felt that.. not by a little..
>>5506567
They killed me! I can't take being handsome anymore! I want to be ugly!
>>5506582
>>5506584
We'll be right back little fella. Don't do anything rash, okay?
>>5506509
Honestly, with these side effects, it's hard to. They serve as quite the effective reminder
>>5506582
>sleeps in the totally chaotic and evil daycare center
>>5506582
Well... good luck to you spider
>>5506538
>You sure do my bro. I also need to shake the rust off.
>>5506509
Don't worry yourself too much. This place, as fun as it is, should always come second.
>>5506511
None of my 'rock magic' has the power to make you ugly.
>>5506528
I know this is your first relationship and that makes you happy and foolish but it's not fine.
>>5506567
Oh yeah. She kept bringing up zeon and how I was an Earthnoid. Wondered what happened to her.
>>5506541
>gives him some more food before lightly petting him and walking away
>>5506582
I hope you're ready to lose at every single game ever.
>>5506560
>awakens
>>5506567
..."Some delicacy"? Do you mean breakfast? It may be the most important meal of the day, but it's not called "delicacy"!
>>5506586
...Can I say anything right now? Like, are you listening to me at all? The hero'd like to know!
>>5506592
Well, what do you want ME to do about it?! I don't know what to do about it! I'm not magic!
>>5506506
What the hell was that for?!
>>5506554
Yes!!
>>5506574
>he sends a bat to deliver and return messages as the game progresses
Definitely, A monster of the sea will prove to be most worthy to fight a creature of the night
>>5506582
This weapon?! It has tremendous power!!
>>5506584
Ah, is chaös time!
>She raises her spear and unleashes a battle cry.
FÖR VALHALLA!!!
>>5506586
>>5506587
Are yöu kidding me? Surely this is jöke.
>>5506607
I was nöt asking yöu, girlie.
>>5506582
Day 2.
>>5506664
Nah, you'd probably kill me later, so let's just get this done. Close your eyes and count to three!
>
>>5506645
>Odds are she's not.
>>5506659
Do I look like someone who jokes?
>>5506631
How about your rock fists?
>>5506642
Lady, I've shut myself away and dedicated my entire being to these games. If anybody's going down it's you.
Also I'm gonna need to borrow some money so I can play...
>>5506643
Is the wittle baby done with it's nappy?
>sacrifices 5 kebabs and fixes the gender swap
Done
>>5506631
Don't care really. One of main reason is that she isn't here that much
>>5506642
>is thankful for the food and petting
>>5506659
Valhalla? what's a Valhalla?
>>5506664
Uh, no, I'm Professor Chaos, kinda going for the evil route, sorry if that disappoints you.
>>5506658
You said you had girls earlier
What kind of girls?
>>5506664
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOU CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN!
>>5506567
I should say the same to you ape!
You should be the one kneeling before me!
>>5506658
Now than, I suppose this is the time when both of us exchange names..?
>>5506664
Why'd you kill me? I'm barely a threat to anyone but myself. Lame.
>>5506689
I don't have any money on me either so I was hoping you'd be paying for it...oh well, next time I guess.
>>5506572
It definitely would! But I don't really get tired, just run out of power or something. Anyway though, have you seriously thought about fighting her?
>>5506586
Alright then, just keep it safe alright? It is me in case my company dumps me or something.
>>5506615
That's good, but sounds pretty bad when you put it like that.
>>5506631
I know, that's why I'm not here when I'm supposed to be working. But hey, what do you see on my future?!
>>5506553
Post moar kitten pics
>getting a kitten instead of adopting a grown cat with an established temperament
Good luck with that, mate. About 75% of cats are insane, assholes, or insane assholes.
>>5506625
>I just need my friend to come over for once so I could git gud again.
>>5506659
Nope! You just missed the entry call by a fair few minutes.
>>5506664
Huh, where'd that purple haired girl go?
>>5506689
>scratches the shit out of your eyes
>>5506658
Whö will I fight? Yöu? Yöu dön't löök like warriör tö me.
>>5506687
Yöu löök like tiny baby girl. Did yöu löse mömmy?
>>5506695
VALHALLA IS HÖME ÖF THE GÖDS! LEGENDARY WARRIÖRS FIGHT THERE IN NEXT LIFE!
>>5506743
I have failed the göds...
>>5506664
Night 2.
>>5506586
But it's true! Im sure all of you have been born on Earth...
>>5506587
Hmmm...let me think. Your enemies?
>>5506592
Another glorious day to be a part of the Zabi family and a Captain of the Principality of Zeon!
>>5506614
Hey! Don't say that...You are a man right? Then act like one and be strong. You know how many people want me dead? Yet im not afraid to show my face.
>>5506631
Oh... I think I know who you are talking about. You mean Kergerenko,correct? She is a good soldier...Very loyal.
>>5506645
Please...Im a prince. All I eat is delicacy! Zeon brandy with some exquisite bread baked in the best bakery the colonies have to offer. Mmmm~
>>5506710
I would never kneel before something as grotesque as you! What sort of hell did an abomination like you crawl from? If you are the king of it,then it must be the a complete dump.
>>5506659
G-girly... Im a prince! Where is your manners?
>>5506687
'Mmkay, so what do I do now? I mean, it's lunch time now, so...
>Alfred climbs on top of the tank and enjoys a good, old-fashioned burger.
Mm, I hope you don't mind if I have lunch on your tank, Rika. I'll clean up the mess after!
>>5506730
Hm... Well, I've imagined Ivan fighting her, and I think it'd be an interesting fight. A faucet versus two huge swords! What do you think, Kaito? Who'd win?
>>5506758
...Brr... It feels like Russia in here...
>>5506743
>I see, I see. Hopefully, that time is nigh. Now, back to other things.
>>5506775
That's nice. Wish there was a group that is Slavic
>>5506775
Yöu löök öf little girl tö me. Yöu're nö prince öf mine.
>>5506727
You can go ahead and accept defeat if you want to, but I'm not giving up until I have my fix
>Subaru takes out a sign that says "homeless vet please help" and plops down waiting for people to give him money
>>5506747
>with his eyes scratched out by the cat Subaru takes the homless vet sign and adds "deyes vst, e heo" on it.
>>5506754
Relax, it's not that serious. You'll get another chance if you stick around a bit. I guarantee you.
>>5506758
It could be about how great I am!
>>5506775
Y-Yeah, that's true... Good thing all the people I considered an enemy are gone now.
>>5506790
>See you, have a good night.
>>5506736
I just got him, don't wanna scare him. I'll post more later.
>>5506775
Well, that sounds pretty nice, but that's still called breakfast to me. I mean, all princes have to be somewhat humble, right? Just call it breakfast, dude!
>>5506689
I'm not punching you, Subaru.
>>5506691
You shouldn't be able to love if you don't care. Have fun with more illegitimate children in your future.
>>5506730
Now tell me why you wanna see that.
>>5506775
Last time I seen her she was not doing well. You must be her superior.
>>5506777
>he saves the thumbnail
>>5506730
Yeah, I'll keep a hold of it, don't worry.
>>5506754
...Watch what you're mocking when you don't know, jackass. You don't look much better yourself!
>>5506775
And that's where you'd be dead wrong, genius. Plenty of them aren't. Hell, I technically aren't even native to this plane of reality!
>>5506775
You don't get it. I was literally drowning in women earlier.
>>5506833
I know, I know. It sounds rough when I say it like that, but I think this is for the greater good. Please, I'm begging you to do this for me.
>>5506758
Skipped a day of peace. Night 3.
>>5506554
Another monkey..?
At this point I might catch a sickness.
>>5506775
King of the deep, lord of the seven seas and the seafolk.
If I recall the ocean is a place of extraordinary power. Easily capable of annihilating a mass amounts of your kind.
How would that be comparable to a waste disposal?
>>5506777
Those are some ironic as hell trips, you idiot thumbnail saver.
>>5506710
Urias Fordmonde, vampiric ruler and master of Bloodcraft.
Yourself?
>>5506702
All kinds of devils, demons and vampires. What takes yourfancy and we can make a deal.
>>5506754
It appears you do not know the extent of my power. Ive been searching the entire world for an opponent as strong as myself.
>>5506806
I can't tell if you're serious or not.
>she glances at the cat scratching the shit out of subaru, slightly raising an eyebrow
Uh...you're not very good with animals, are you?
>>5506806
>is satisfied by what he's done
>Tubbs leaves
>>5506833
I do care. I just meant that if you will be negative about it I want none of it. I am raising the child well.
>>5506858
BLAMMIT! This'll take way too long to fix!
Why does God hate me?
>>5506858
Now, you may have a baseball bat, but so does Allen! Stay still, and maybe I won't beat you up AS MUCH.
>>5506754
Oh. can Evil Villains be in Valhalla?
>>5506758
Gosh darn it!
>>5506858
...I don't understand this.
>>5506876
Did you say...vampires?
>>5506778
Definitely Ram I think, but I believe I overheard something the other day about burying someone in cement?
>>5506833
N-no reason, but you know a knowledge craving AI like myself can't help but wonder.
>>5506849
Thank you, don't lost it, I mean me please, wouldn't want me falling into the wrong hands.
>>5506730
>>5506894
Because you hate God.
>>5506894
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>5506894
You're not special enough for him to hate you.
>>5506894
which god?
>>5506858
Get him away from me.
>>5506881
Yeah, no, it's fine. Just stand there and don't do anything. I don't mind one bit...
>>5506882
>calls out to tubbs to get him back over to where he is so he can teach him a lesson
>>5506858
Day 4.
>>5506876
King of the deep, lord of the seven seas.
If memory serves me right vampires have been labeled as monster. Just like my clan of the seafolk. Two king of monsters at each others necks. A sight clearly for gods and other kings.
>>5506933
>Which god?
Heretics leave
>>5506899
Yes. I am one myself, of course. Now what do you like in a woman.
>>5506814
I will return later för fighting then.
>>5506849
I am warriör. Yöu cannöt say same för yöurself. Töö small för that.
>>5506863
Finally, a wörthy öppönent! Töö bad that I must be waiting för the next fight. We will battle sömeday!
>>5506876
Yöu dö nöt löök like ströng warriör. I will nöt fight yöu, yöu dö nöt löök like challenge.
>>5506898
Önly if yöu fight valiantly för the göds! Gööd luck, chaös warriör!
>Runs away.
>>5506904
Eh, both have an equal chance of winning, in my opinion. Oh, and Rammy said that she could incapacitate us by knocking us out and covering us up to our neck in cement and leaving us there! It's weird, but what can you do?
>>5506943
So this is how I die, huh? What a shame--
>>5506894
Because you are not religious enough!.
>>5506855
>a gauntlet materializes on her fist
>>5506886
Tell me where she is now.
>>5506904
If you must know, it is pretty normal. Nothing significant in the long run.
>>5506796
What's that? Are you a soldier without a cause? That's terrible.
>>5506800
Who are you to judge,barbarian? One singe Zeon platoon could probably conquer what ever backwater kingdom you reside.
>>5506814
But how could a cute thing like you make any enemies? You look like you couldn't harm a fly!
>>5506826
Is it really important on how I call the meal to start off my day? I feel like a hero would have bigger things to nit pick about.
>>5506833
That I am.
>He sticks out his hand
Captain Garma Zabi!
>>5506849
Ugh...Im pretty sure you were born on some kind of earth like planet no?
>>5506855
You know a lot of people would actually pay for that to happen.
>>5506863
Oh the ocean? Hahaha~ how cute. Tell me little fishy,has your kind achieved space flight?
>>5506943
Heh, heh... He never knew what hit him~
>>5506963
Alright. Take care, I guess...
>>5506942
>is fucking gone
>>5506956
Cuteness is important
>>5506943
It will destroy the atmosphere of the universe!
>>5506963
Oh okay, bye lady.
>>5506978
I don't know. Scouted next door and she isn't there
>>5506985
No I have Russia I just wished that you guys had a communist faction
>>5506904
Yeah, yeah, I know.
>>5506963
Pfft. I'm a magician and an engineer. Good riddance.
>>5506985
A region of Japan, completely separate from the rest of the world, really.
>>5506943
Night 4.
>>5506985
Yeah, but I don't know too much about you, do I? It just seems weird to call it delicacy instead of what it's usually called! It makes it sound a little bit too pretentious, I'll tell you that much!
>>5506942
>rolls her eyes and helps him up
Forget about it. Who even gets in a fight with a cat?
...You're fine though, right?
>>5506943
I don't wanna hurt no body.
>>5506978
It's for the best...
Just do it and get it over with...
>>5506985
You don't get it! I actually die for pete sake!
>>5506989
Gah, I knew I should've made cat noises...
>>5507021
Aw jeez, where can I find a plug...
>>5506985
C-Cute, huh? But you shouldn't underestimate a Somatic like me! I've made plenty of enemies even though I never really wanted too!
>>5507021
>Beryl becomes a Beryl-flavored ice pop
>>5506952
You've been a good sheep today. Maybe your false god will answer your prayers this time? .
>>5506963
Ehh..?
That was strange, I expected more lashing out...
Oh well.
>>5506985
Space...?
The empty void were no one can hear you cry for help.
There is no need for that. Mother earth is fine enough. I assume you are a space travel...?
My expectations have been downgraded.. by alot.
>>5507021
Day 5.
>>5506985
>she takes his hand and gives it a powerful squeeze
Garnet's the name. Last time I met with her, she said she would revive something. I hope she was successful in it.
>>5507014
Oh boy. This is going to be a disaster.
>>5507031
You must have forgot my rule.
>>5507057
Fuck you, there's only one true God.
>>5506911
Yes? I was there, I don't think I particularly mind or care, sorry, should I have something to say about it?
>>5506967
I think that would work though, it would wouldn't it? Ir maybe steel restraint? But I don't think Russia would win, it just a feeling.
>>5506978
I suppose that means I won't be finding someone? Hmm, alright, thank you Garnet!
>>5507019
And don't plug me into your tank, I don't want me taking it over, that would be terrible I think.
>>5507021
Huh?
>>5507030
This may sound weird, but I'm going to need you to kill me. It's the only way I can get better from this.
>>5507081
Ha! me and my general succeede- hey is he, uh, breathing?
>>5507092
Quoted the wrong post, sorry.
>>5507084
This Deus Vult
>>5507083
You're no fun
>>5507084
yeah its me
>>5506963
Now that is an insult! I DEMAND you fight me in one of these arenas or I will slay you in your sleep!
>>5506997
Hmm true but cute can be many things to different tastes. Be more specific in what would be cute to you.
>>5506951
An Impressive title, yes, I hope you dont disappoint.
>>5507083
JUST DO IT GARNET! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT!
>>5507081
Night 5.
>>5507092
That's assuming you're even compatible.
>>5507092
Who knows? It's not like it'll ever actually happen at all, so what's the point of speculating? I don't think steel would work considering that Russia is PRETTY strong, dude. He managed to destroy a magical chair that would kill you just by sitting on it by actually SITTING on it, dude!
>>5506157
Thank you.
>>5507155
uh again? you may have left me in this Daycare, but I will leave, and soon CHAOS will spread across the universe!
>>5507116
...Like I said, I can't tell if you're serious or not. Oh well, you asked for this, so don't hold it against me and haunt me or some shit when youre a ghost, got it?
>>5507084
Good, good, just follow that herd mentality for a few more years. Heaven's luxuries will be yours, my friend
>>5507155
Day 6.
>>5507124
It's alright, don't worry about it.
>>5507160
I'm compatible with a lot of things! Kaito x Tank could be a thing!
>>5507164
I know what we could do! Take all his vodka away, that's where his strength comes from right?
>>5507019
So I was correct. You are still an Earthnoid.
>>5507014
Sorry friend,history has proven that communism...doesn't work.
>>5507028
Oh,get off your high horse already!
>>5507031
I fail to see the problem. Last time I saw you...you decided to jump down a hole and come back just fine. So if death is of no consequence...why are you worried?
>>5507046
Oh really? How? You just seem like an innocent girl.
>>5507070
Ahaha~! Earth is doomed! While we travel among the stars,you are stranded on a rock,slowly being poisoned by pollution. By your lack of civility I can safely say that I am glad you will never leave.
>>5507083
>He winces a bit
...Right, I will have to talk with her again. Thank you for the information Garnet.
My...you are really strong aren't you?
POST AVATARS
>>5507155
>>5507185
Yeah that's nice. Make sure to play well with the other kids!
>>5507195
Just do it please. I can't take being handsome without any eyesight.
Ah you poor uneducated fellows, god doesn't exist. Anyone with a brain knows that
>tips fedora
>>5507237
>
>>5507227
Now I'm sad
>>5507226
Don't get your hopes up anyways....
>>5507227
I'm Gensokian, if anything. The concerns of the outside world aren't ours'.
>>5507240
Hell no.
>>5507092
Not a high possibility. Especially with work cutting in.
>>5507125
If you could see what I see, you would be no fun too.
>>5507137
I;m not harming a human, Subaru. Not now or any other time.
>>5507184
A little late but I'll take it. No problem.
>>5507227
Very. I sometimes forget that.
>she releases his hand
Tell me how space has been. I haven't been up there for a long time.
>>5507244
kys Atheist. God exists, I can prove it.
>>5507237
>>5507223
Rip Reigen
>>5507223
aw nutsacks...oh my language.
>>5507237
>>5507244
>doesn't carry a personal protection katana
Poser atheist detected
>>5507223
Night 6.
>>5507226
...U-Um. Well, it kinda does help him quite a bit, but he's quite strong without it anyway, dude! You're not actually going to take it away from him, are you?
>>5507227
That's rich coming from you, dude! You're the one referring to breakfast as a delicacy when it's something we all have everyday! YOU get off your high horse!
>>5507237
Eh, sure, why not?
>>5507244
Shut up lf IRL
>>5507272
>tfw nutshack is stuck in my head now
>>5507237