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First!

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>S1/early S2 Steven tells the Gems that shit's about to go down and they need to do something immediately
>"Oh Steven there's nothing wrong everything's fine you're just seeing things"
>later S2/S3/S4 Steven tells the Gems that shit's about to go down and they need to do something immediately
>"HIDE EVERYTHING GET PERIDOT GET LAPIS GET EVERYTHING OUT WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING NOW STEVEN HELP"

so is it fair to say that if Steven tells you now to be careful you should fucking listen to him

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pissbending

>>5503988
Jasper is fat

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Still need more of these

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SEXY

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Hey, we're back!

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here we go

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Requests?

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SEXIEST

>>5504251
when

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>>5504225
No anon, Steven's a fucking dumb-ass no matter how smart he gets. The gems will always look at him as inferior!

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>>5504275
we were never gone

>>5504285
Jasper with a Lapis dakimakura

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>>5504281
Here we go.

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>>5504289
No

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>malachite will never call you daddy/mommy

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>>5504315
>>5504281
I'm coming!

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>>5504310
True.

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>>5504323
>malachite will never call you daddy/mommy
I'm fine with this

>>5504261
What's left to fill?

>>5504285
Pearl trying cake for the first time

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>>5504330
Stop right there,criminal scum!

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>>5504330
so am I bby

>>5504330
I finally found him...
The Iblis Trigger!

>>5504330
>>5504367
THIS IS UNHEARD OF

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>>5504292
always

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>>5504330
Chosen one!

>>5504352
1 adverb, 4 adjectives, 3 Nouns, 1 Plural Noun

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Let’s talk about how the SU crew has waster some really good potential.

So /sug/ do you feel that Jasper could have had more potential as an AIDS instead of instantly being bubbled, because to me the crew wasted something with potential again and being a writefag it pains me to see such potential be missed. I mean dog Jasper could have somewhat attacked the gang and run off, or still got proofed, but was saved by aqua dog or another corrupted gem. Then Jasper would proceed to become the alpha of a gang of corrupted gems that would occasionally cause problems that the CG would have to do something about. I know this is the SU crew I’m talking about and we all know that they miss out on a lot of plot potential, but man they definitely could have done more with Jasper and the corrupted gems.

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>>5504323
>alexandrite will never be your mother

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>>5504378
don't be jealous cause you're single senpai

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>>5504268
she's serving jail time,anon
she will never be sexy again

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>>5504388
>accidents happen

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>>5504396
reminder that the crewniverse hates jasper and wants jasperfags to suffer

>>5504392
Slowly

>>5504396
FUCK OFF LAPOOP

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>>5504289

>>5504392
Dildos

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>>5504435
>accident

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>>5504359
Don't worry chief I'll take care of this!

>>5504447
you mean slow right?

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Whos ready for Lapis' un-redeption arc?

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>>5504359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

>>5504478
Ex-Officer Lazuli?
I thought you were dismissed for brutalizing a dog.

>>5504491
something like that. It's 4am where I am right now.

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>>5504505
>redeption

>>5504505
I'll hopal for that.

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>>5504478
AYO, FUCK YO SELF OFFICA

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>>5504431
What do you mean? I'm sexy.

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>>5504420
>none of the Gems will ever be your friend
>you will never be buddies with Steven
>you will never thoroughly discuss the inconsistencies of romance/action novels with Connie
>you will never be bad with Pearl and do something as scandalous as [spoiler]drink[/spoiler]
>you will never binge with Amethyst and fuck around with people
>you will never have a thought with Garnet
>you will never build meepmorps with Peridot and Lapis
>you will never be on Sardonyx's talk show
>you will never make Opal relevant again
>you will never dance with Stevonnie
>you will never do yo-yo tricks with Smoky Quartz
>you will never tame Sugilite and then wreck shit with Sugilite
>you will never [insert something involving Alexandrite and Malachite]
>you will never have friends

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>>5504541
~Lewd~

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>>5504505
i can't wait

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>>5504561
Don't you agree anon?

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>>5504546
STAHP RESISTING!!!

>>5504473
>making your little blue slut pee on command

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>>5504505
desu I woudln't be surprised if we get this eventually. Lapis is strangely uncharacterized considering how well ever other character is fleshed out.

On top of that, we have had things like Jasper talking about how powerful she is, and nothing really coming from it. I would love her to go full evil, even if shes just painfully misunderstood

>>5504541
How many times do you think Pearl has attempted suicide?

>>5504392
drunken

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>>5504562
nOT on MY wATcH

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>>5504574
>>5504561
jamie this needs to stop right now

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>>5504561
>>5504574
No you're just cute

>>5504396
the potential wasted with jasper happened when they decided to make her into a cliche "saturday-cartoon" kind of villain rather than explore all the deep and complex stuff they had layed out for her character but didn't hint at until earthlings. I don't know if they ran out of time to do what they wanted with her or they just didn't really know what they wanted to do with her but it kind of feels like she was just brought in to give the show a few cool fight scenes/random conflict, unless they plan on bringing her back later. They should have done more with her corrupted gem army or not brought it up at all because it ended up serving basically no purpose whatsoever, except maybe to provide a cool factor to the fight scenes in crack the whip and earthlings.

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>>5504576
Am I being detained?

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>>5504617
>cute
Anon, she's a semen demon!

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>>5504639
you're under arrest for toting your gun show around

>>5504428
Homeworld ain't free. The tree of planetary conquest gotta be litterd with the shards of those who don't fit into the order. Rose Quartz aka "Steven" is not my leader. she is a diamond shatterer and probabbaly fucked monkeys as well :DD. RUBY and ruby not ruby and SAPPHIRE ok. praise diamond.

>>5504574
y-yes
just stay away from me

>>5504639
fucking sovereign citizens.

>>5504639
>Am I being detained?
You tell me bud. You're the one in the hand cuffs.

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>>5504648
But Anon that's the best kind of demon

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>>5504639
>>5504697

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>>5504587
I think she has considered it

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>>5504717

>>5504581
i've always wanted lapis to either temporarily or permanently become a REAL antagonist or straight up turn evil, but the reality is that they're never going to do anything that interesting with her and she's going to be a mopey woobie until the show ends and all her special moments will just be when she smiles or (re)learns something about trust and being happy from Steven

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>>5504701
>OTP

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>>5504587
Not enough

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What's going on in this pic?

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>>5504648
Just wait for her to start semenbending.

>>5504742
>lapidot

>>5504581
We knew she was a worldbreaker since Oceam Gem though. Jasper orgasming over it doesn't make much of a difference

>>5504750
fucking talent.
I'm so frustrated with myself.

>>5504742
>Obviously Terrible Pairing

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>>5504676
>The tree of planetary conquest has gotta be littered with the shards of those who don't fit into the order.

Maybe instead of just shattering those who don't fit into your little circle you send those extras to do some out of homeworld missions or help expand homeworld's grasp, instead of just shattering them because "too much stuff and not enough space.jpg"

>>5504648
>Anon, she's literally mentally handicapped!
FTFYF

>>5504750
Gem licking

>>5504750
Why does her shorts fade into her skin color

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>>5504789
>Obviously Terrible Pairing
Ah, so we meet again anon!

>>5504392
Blue Diamond

>>5504794
>letting the dissidents go free
It's like you're asking for your empire to crumble.

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>>5504821
Only a nerd would remember a phrase like that.

>>5504803
because they aren't shorts. They're just a part of her form.

>>5504738
She's been learning trust and happiness though Steven since forever pretty much. I don't know if they really are just going to treat her like a healing rape victim from now
>sexual healing
>fusion healing

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>>5504833
>It's policy to kill extras regardless of how useful they are.

No sir, it's YOU Who is asking for your empire to crumble under all the unncessary shatterings you do to extras instead of putting them to use.

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>>5504854
>Only a nerd would remember a phrase like that.
IT IS YOU!!

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>>5504742
not even gonna waste an image slot for this
http://66.media.tumblr.com/d5158fca2c724b8c2d6ed9c3fd363719/tumblr_oauj3b7qZN1usqaifo1_r1_1280.gif

have some smoky quartz tho

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>>5504789
hOlD tHe fUCk up kIDDo

>>5504867
you misunderstand. the problem isn't that there are too many, the problem is that they don't perform they're function. Anything doesn't perform its function can only degrade homeworld's capability to expand. The crystal gems' philosophy of "freedom" is a virus that killed the earth colony and threatened to do the same to others if it hadn't been expunged.

>>5504562
>you will never be a casualty in a kaiju deathmatch between Alexandrite and Malachite

>>5504904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54

>>5504892
HOLY SHIT

INDEXER JUST BTFO LAPIDOT

HD IMAGES OF PERIDOT EXPELLING FECES >>> LAPIDOT

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>>5504856
their clothes are just their basic outfits, they are still shorts

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>>5504886
STOP STARIN' AT ME WITH THEM BIG 'OL EYES.

>>5504940
no they're not. They aren't clothes.

>>5504951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJcIyGIS3UA
Is it bad that haven't seen spongebob in 2 or 3 years... maybe even more?

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>>5504921
And yet homeworld still had to resort to using a mental nuke (hastily i might add) to even suppress the rebellion.

For "under achievers" they sure caused quite a lot to homeworld.
Perhaps you guys should maybe..
Lighten up?
Not everyone who is under performing is automatically bad, they could just, ya know need some motivation or something to kick start their performance to a much better pace then what you could have with them shattered.

Just a thought but it might be too late considering how fucked Homeworld must be after all it's lost.

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>>5504952
Except when they are.

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>>5504951
>>5504854
How goes it anon? Man, it's been like........what like 23 hours since you last shit talked Lapidot to me?

>>5504685
>You see Peridot, if you send the form back stamped here, here, and here with the seal of Rose Quartz, include a notarized copy of your long-form kindergarten certification with your name and classification typed in all caps, cross out the return address on the envelope and write "Attn: Diamond Control Room", and send it in a manila envelope along with a glossy 5"x7" timestamped photo of you doing the diamond salute, you won't have to pay your facet taxes this year.

>>5504971
well it hasnt been good in 10 or 11 years so you'll be alright

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>>5504951

>>5504635
Jasper's corrupted gem army further alluded to her subconscious sense of loneliness. As talkative as Jasper is, she's can't make friends for the life of her. She's the womanchild at a party who hangs out with the dog instead of other people. Who she may or may not flirt with

>>5504989
Those titties are underwhelming

>>5505012
>Ripe for the picking

>>5504940
How can they be clothes when they're just hardlight holograms?

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>>5505018
Yea? Well so is your dick.

Hellen Johnston

>>5505031
>inb4 *dicking

>>5504989
>implying I was the only one

>>5505038
How can they exist at all?

>>5504975
The issue isn't that they're UNDER achieving. They're achieving OUTSIDE of their function. If a Bismuth decides it wants to start making weapons, and discover's it's really good at making weapons, what does that say to others who feel they chafe under the system we have in place? All of a sudden (and you can see the proof of that in the fate of the earth colony) gems from all walks of life believe that they can choose their own function. That they can release themselves from the responsibilities impressed upon them by their creation and live lives dictated by their own whims and desires. This is no compatible with gem society and the expansion of the gem empire. We are an intricate machine, and each cog in this machine must be able to be trusted to perform its function with efficiency and reliability. Any aberrations to this format cannot be allowed to stand.

>>5504396
It's not like they were forced to bubble Jasper. They could've pulled any old thing out of their ass to keep her out of a bubble. But no, they explicitly want her out of the story right now

Why, besides ease of writing? A push to solving corruption. I maintain that Jasper will be easier to heal at least partially than someone like Peetle or rando gem X, but the knowledge Steven gains from doing so will eventually (endgame) allow him to cure corruption for real

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>>5505039
Are you willing to take that gamble again, Pearl?

>>5505090
Sufficiently advanced technology

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>>5505051
>implying I was the only one
But anon, you are the only one........for me

>>5505041
Joe Jo

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>>5505102

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>>5505102
......................no

>>5504396
The entire show

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>>5505123
>trying to lure me into your shipper ways
>trying to convert ME to Lapidotism

You're a mess, anon. A MESS!

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Lappy makes me happy

honestly, i don't like peridot anymore. She went from being a great villain (honestly, my favourite villain in steven universe) to comic relief. It kind of feels like she has no more character anymore, just a 2d meme source. I'll miss her being a villain, and i wish she wasn't a crystal gem, but it's my opinion. I love the show and the turn the writers are taking, just not peridot.

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reminder that gem music

>Pearl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mTleGW0kVI or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-f-wpw8NAI

>Garnet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy4d5dGfXNg or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033YnXSytZc

>Amethyst: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbnEViyd-yY or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6-9FvClxFM

>Lapis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaPiiFZu2o or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaDX7nkN2pU

>Peridot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjdBNE0sklE

>Jasper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCUEpb0HrRo or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6zcbiDRQqk

>Rose Quartz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6M0EulApMM

>Stevonnie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh7fnqh7N6M or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BihcE44msEY

>Sardonyx: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sasH9TV7lsw

>Bismuth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW3dumD61ac, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUtAe5PUKtE or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWAnVLbaWX8

>AND STEVEN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJDr4HZ7eBg or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgBTJoAhnpw

feel free to share your own

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who wants to take a field trip to korea

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>I have some bad news everyone...


>Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm steven.

>>5505147
Does pic related imply you ship Stevidot?!

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>>5505159

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>>5505181
Hail yea! Let's let my dubs decide!

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>>5505131
Well greg while you're off becoming flaccid and old im busy fucking Rose 2.0. how's that feel?

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>>5505091
My diamond.
This is sorta what i meant by "lightening up"
If gems no matter what gem they turned out to be can just as easily fill the role of any other gem shouldn't that allow for flexibility with extras?

I mean, from what i can assume if perhaps that overcooked Amethyst was gotten back by Homeworld they could have perhaps sat her down with the Ruby squadron because of her size and physical attributes.

You guys know cases like Amethyst is common so why isn't this sort of flexibility in place yet?
It would save a much noticeable headache among protesters and the gems themselves who feel rejected because no one put much thought into them.

If a bismuth can do a job of another gem just as easily, why shouldn't that be a possibility.
It saves gems from feeling their existence is a singular mess and jump ship when it gets boring.

>>5505198
>the launch failed
kek

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>>5505200
>Rose 2.0
So you're fucking his son?

>>5505186
No, but why would YOU care, huh?!

You got a secret that I'm not aware of?

>>5505185
Good.

>>5505181
Dat sum SU textiles?

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>>5505185
youre grounded

>>5505217
Pearl was already a creep that rapes others so this is no surprise.

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>>5505217
Wel.. about that...

>>5505185
Ten trillion years; dungeon.

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>>5505185
good

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>>5505218
Yea I got secrets anon!!!! You'll have to take me prisoner and lead me to your erotic dungeon to get any secrets out of me!!!!

>>5505265
I really almost thought you were somebody else...
Silly me!

>>5505230
Yes
Sew us, your friends, some cute panties

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>>5504940
They're naked ALL.THE.TIME

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>>5505283
Don't leave me though, anon!

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>>5505301
Oh no, I'm starting to fly away!

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Some anon said pancakes were their favorite last thread

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>>5505300
lewd

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>>5505325
Take me with you!!! We're not done discussing Lapidot yet!!!

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>>5505325
DON'T WORRY I'LL CATCH YOU

>>5505325
Lapis's hair is indeed getting messier as time goes on.

Maybe it's because she refuses to use a mirror.

>>5505359
Mmm...Pearlcakes.

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>>5505370
Lapidot is a sinking ship.
Now be a true shipper and sink along with it!

>>5505359
>Pearl covered in sticky sweet syrup
What an irresistible little morsel

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>>5505359
I want that for breakfast

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>>5505359
use :orig

>>5505201
The empire does not have the resources to spare allowing gems to just choose willy nilly what they want to do. Our manufacturing standards allow a small margin for error accounting for defects, but at the end of the day we create what we need to expand, and we cannot allow gems that were created to do a certain job to just walk off and act on their own. If we just let gems do what they liked, we would never get the required distribution of essential jobs without massively overproducing. As a result, the most efficient solution is to destroy aberrations and prevent them from infecting pure, properly functioning gems with their ideals. Yes, you lose some resources, but they were resources that would inevitably lead to the corruption of their entire colonies. The masses of this empire are not valued for their individual contributions, they are valued because as a whole we can accomplish more. Rose Quartz was an extraordinary case, a gem uniquely capable of not only stirring up dissent in unprecendented numbers but also in extending the diamond forsaken rebellion through her healing abilities. Protests are usually neither common, nor particularly costly to quell. As for your point of one gem being able to easily accomplish the gem of another, that just isn't true. In certain, isolated cases it may work, but all gems are DESIGNED to accomplish a certain task, and other gems will not be able to measure up to them in that task efficiently. Similarly, a gem designed to accomplish a certain task will have a hard time accomplishing tasks it was not designed to undertake. You can't just defy your programming and design so easily.

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>>5505404
>Lapidot is a sinking ship
You fucking wish it was!

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also

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>>5505438
that took me a minute well done anon

Jesus, why did I write all this.
>>5505201
I'm done roleplaying, dude. I need to get ready for work.

>>5505438
is this porn?

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>>5505434
You'll see!
They'll all see!

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>>5505359
isn't it enough that she hates food? now she has become food?!

Adverb, 2 adjective, noun, and plural noun left

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>>5505467
You almost forgot this anon!

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>>5505438
Everyone gets what they deserve!

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What does Connie taste like?

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>>5505453
Shame, but i did have fun trying to find new ways to poke holes into that kind of logic simply because there should be better methods to achieve a alright society then what Homeworld is producing.

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>>5505493
you fucking retard

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>>5505454
if you try hard enough

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>>5505473
noun
Jasper

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>>5505493
>ERA
>TWO

>>5505509
Like spicy curry

>>5505509
Like poo not in the loo

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>>5505512
Oh here we go again!

>>5505509
Like Tylenol

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RABECCEAR AZUCAR...

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>>5505359

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>5505621
...HATES BUFF WOMEN!!

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Anyone got the source to this?

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>>5505632

>>5505638
http://immabatdarnit.tumblr.com/post/150413995493/slips-jaspearl-into-your-pocket-this-is-just

Don't forget to reverse image search friendo

>>5505648
It's Bob!

>>5505697
I miss Bob

>>5505703
Bob was a pretty hot guy, no homo.

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>>5505632

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More scary gems!

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>>5505696
>It's Jaspearl
>it's Jasper in a dress
THANKS FRIENDO

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>>5505728

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>>5505728

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>>5505630
kill yourself

>>5505719
I still can't believe they would introduce a character like that and then just never show them again.

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>>5505638

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>>5505719
I'd go gay for Bob to be perfectly honest family.

are thumbnails partially not showing up for anyone else?

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>>5505728

>>5505185
Now we're gonna BURY YOU!

>>5505785
It's just you anon.

>>5505722
Dude has some nice hair

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This is a hot couple.

>>5505785
Indexer's Paradise desu

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>>5505843

>>5505781
Too bad Bob's not a chick. I'd smash that.

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>>5505843
>>5505860

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>>5505860
SHE EATIN OUT TONIGHT

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>>5505855
T O O
H
I
C
C

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>>5505897

>>5505904
>tiny Peridot getting buried in Jasper's bush

oof

>>5505951
SUPA MARIO BRUTHAS
SUPA SUICIDE

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>>5505927
Has anyone found that other VN anon's stuff yet?
It should be from the start of this year or so

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Can't 100% see what I'm posting but I see abs

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>you are anon
>you're taking a walk through the woods because no life, no friends and nothing else to do
>confident in your quest through the thick forest
>imma be Bear Grylls expect without the piss-drinking and the enemas and shite
>suddenly see light at the end of the tunnel
>you find yourself in a large expanse of land with a big barn in the distance
>christ that's a funny looking barn, is it an art piece?
>see two people on the makeshift balcony watching TV
>at least you think they're people
>one is tall and blue with messy hair and looks like she's empty inside
>the other is small, green with dorito hair and is complaining about how ignorant the character in the show they're watching is
>you feel like you've stumbled upon the cosplay barn and want to leave asap before they notice you and shit they noticed you
>Tiny Dorito gasps and thinks you're here to steal their "meepmorps"
>Blue Suffering looks like she's about to bumrush you for invading their territory

do you survive

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>>5504285
Mystery girl with this kind of hair, same color and al.

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i want rose to
b R i N g T h E f U c K i N g H o U s E d O w N

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>>5505982

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laps

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>>5506015
SHE'S SO

>>5506029
>dead

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>>5506020
wake up laps

>>5506094
>implying being dead is a bad thing

>>5505511
Turns out I don't have to go to work after all. Enjoyed the discussion though. At the end of the day the diamonds prioritize keeping people in their place because if they let people think freely they might come to question the diamond's spot at the top. Rp debate was fun.

>>5505997
When did lapis get so agressive

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>>5506108
punish me, my diamond

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>>5506074
now that's some devotion

>>5506150
you're not Steven

>>5506029
faster

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>>5506163
I heard someone mention best gem.

>>5506074
What am I looking at here. I must know.

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>>5506074
Wall anon?

>>5506150
She's only aggressive with big gems

>>5506094
she's not dead though, her gem is still whole

>>5506201
>absolutely
>dead

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>>5506185
steven!!!

>>5506074
Wow, there truly is a perfect match for everyone. Where's Wallanon at?

>>5506224
Canada

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>>5506185
Steven...

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>>5506245
Wallanon is A
FUCKING
LEAF?

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>>5506074
Who's this?

Wallfaganon where you at!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KCE1ReHrLU

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>>5506223
That's right, best gem.

I like fantasizing about Amethyst growing large and absorbing me and using my mouth as a pussy.

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>>5506151
laps the mindbreak brat

>>5506258
Wallanon if you're around please open your home to me. I don't want to be in burgerclap anymore.

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>>5506256
Oh boy.

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>>5506283
>Jasper getting reduced to a mumbling, pleasing mess

That's the worst possible fate for her. I'd rather see her get shattered than this.

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>jaspis

>>5506258
>Ruby and the painting are twins

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>>5506266
i feel blessed that there's someone like deedee who so obviously loves the character she's voicing. i want to meet her

>>5506283
What a fucking manipulative monster.
I bet if Lapis had tagged along in earthlings Jasper would have joined the cgs.

>>5506315
That pic was made way before even SWI

Its pretty accurate aside from the mumbling and stuttering

>>5506332
And Deedee is so fucking good. She is the best VA talent on the show, followed by Peridot, followed by Connie, Followed by Amrethyst.

>>5506338
I'm surprised she didn't start asking Steven how Lapis felt about her, because I half expected Jasper to bring it up.

>>5506266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVYx2ziXCLY

>Garnet R&B: A Fusion Genre
lost it

>>5506354
>aside from the mumbling and stuttering

You know how Ruby starts getting all unintelligible and just kind of grumbles when she gets pissed? Imagine Jasper acting like that while saying things like "Lapis" or "Fuse" over and over again.

It'd freak me out, honestly.

>>5506373
Imagine if Lapis DID tagalong with peridot from Beta to Earthlings. Would Jasper still be submissive with no water around?

>>5506373
I think japser knows better than to ask the manipulative rose anything. After all, it's "Rose's fault" lapis rejected her. There was the indirect lapis reference with the "nobody I fuse with ever stays" lime

>>5505997
a story about a wounded anon getting to know the meme barn while they wait for steven to get back

>>5506074
oh my god...

>>5506319
Peridot likes to watch

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>>5506410
I'm so glad I had the volume turned down

>>5506440
>I think japser knows better than to ask the manipulative rose anything.

Who knows.

>>5506481
That's my favorite part.

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>>5506319

is ruby and sapphire's relationship strong enough to survive a heated game of dokapon kingdom?

>>5506518
pretty good taste for a meme.

>>5506430
That's probably what she was doing while she was airborne for an hour after getting BTFO the boat

>>5506532
Ruby and Sapphire love each other hard enough they can play a game of monopoly and be on speaking terms again within a day or two.

bringing back an old poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/10791066/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10791066/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10791066/

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>>5506185
Are we doin' this again? Aight dude.

>>5506549
It was more of a horizontal launch than a vertical one, so I don't think she was airborne for THAT long.

Still though, it's sad to think about.

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All I want is a Steven Universe Broadway show

Is that too much to ask?

Would you watch it?

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Anyone else just really tired of Peridot?

I get it, everybody loves her cause she's so funny. But I've seen characters like her a million times, she's no original, all the episodes focused on her lately are boring and repetitive.

I just can't like this character anymore

>>5506608
No

>>5506608
It's too much to ask.
I wouldn't be able to see it because I'm not rich.

>>5506579
>picking characters like Peridot or Lion

If you were Garnet, you could literally see how everything would play out before it even happened.

>>5506629
Why would you want that?

>>5506608
No.
I'd rather have a feature-length movie.

>>5506617
She's a meme, a lot of people hate her and a lot of people love her. She doesn't have to be original for people to like her. You're obviously entitled to your opinion but a lot of people are going to disagree and call you out on it.

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https://www.rabb.it/r/cc40ay

Lets watch some poops, episodes, and stuff together

>>5506656
this

>>5506652
Why wouldn't you want it?

The ability to predict the future is something I've been fascinated with since I was a little kid.

>>5506667
>a lot of people hate her
Where?

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would you?

>>5506589
PLEASE

>>5506599
now I'm reminded of a short fic where Jasper explores unhealthy coping mechanisms for events post-AaS, pre-Earthlings

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8034445

>>5506703
Everywhere you go? Hell, I hate Peridot.

>>5506703
mostly here.

>>5506716
No
No
No
No
No
And no

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>>5506716
Would I fuse with Stevonnie and take the form of a lighter version of connie?
Yes, yes I would.

also I would rape her.