Lenny Games. First 36!
Colonel Sanders
Artoria Pendragon
Adachi
>>5499162
My wedding
Maria and Harusame
Lord Beerus
>>5499162
Rika
>>5499162
Natsuki Subaru
Hajime Hinata
Sanae Kochiya
Little Neko
>>5499162
Prisma Illya
>>5499162
Just Rinoa
>>5499162
Hoshi Ryouma
Kindred Hunter
>>5499162
Professor Chaos
>>5499162
Just Angelo
Djeeta
My wife
Sliver Queen
3DS-Tan
>Lenny Games
>First 36
U wot
This little shit
Aussa
SHSL Hitler
Captain Luna
Minako
Blondie
Sucy Manbavaran.
Eggman-kun
Yukine
>I'm going over this time
Madolche Puddingcess
Sena Kashiwazaki
>>5499162
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5499162
Akawa
Flora
>>5499275
GOODBYE. JOJO
>>5499276
>tfw natani almost got blowed the fuck up
>>5499240
>kissu
>>5499298
What happened?
It's been a while since I've read twokinds.
>>5499162
Kurumi
>>5499313
ship got set on fire
it was full of bastin rum
kaboom ensued
I want lisa to be my personal slave
>>5499328
Interesting.
I might check the updates.
>>5499333
but she needs braces
>>5499325
>rapes
Kudos Rii
>>5499188
>gropes
Make your swaps now!
>>5499341
Thank you anon.
>>5499334
I suggest it
I think Natani finally got over her whole dependancy on zen with the soul thing or somthing too
>>5499346
no raping the sucy
>>5499369
Looks good.
And I want a wincard if I win, deal Lenny?
>>5499369
>I'm going over all the jobbers
>>5499327
????
>>5499341
I'll put her in (leg) braces
>>5499374
Oh, okay, gonna see that soon.
>>5499369
Swap one of us for Kurumi please Len
>>5499369
Swap it out for whoever.
>>5499270
>>5499346
>Secret art: mushroom clone no jutsu
>You had sex with a mushroom
>A poisonous one
>>5499388
Who is the real one? I see double, double!
Name him quick HG, he was my petalburg woods encounter
>>5499405
That's not me, that's not me....
>>5499410
Hold on, I have an image for that!
>>5499416
gay nigger faggot
>>5499416
>Little John
>>5499414
Not her, not her!
>>5499424
...Huh?
>>5499417
Let's pretend it is so I can feel good about something otay?
>>5499416
Sum 41
>>5499416
Fasdf
>>5499416
Pumpernickle
>>5499443
You can't feel good normally?
>>5499416
Normal type moving at incredibly hihg speeds
>>5499414
>>5499431
It's me, it's me!
>>5499384
You got it Fyxe. I've never made one before so it might not be as high a standard as some of the other hosts'.
>>5499386
...what?
>>5499410
a POIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISONOUS mushroom?
>>5499463
If I'm on it, it's automatically high standard, Lenny.
Alright let's go!
>>5499463
Ha! another victory for Chaos!
>>5499463
Keep the Fanta, I don't even like that crap! Coke's ten times better than that Nazi knockoff pop!
>>5499463
And we start!
>>5499461
No it's not!, no it's not!
>>5499458
...
>>5499433
>
>>5499425
Funny, the last host changed my name to 'Sid from Ice Age'. I assume that was a bit of coincidence on your part?
>>5499476
Graham, watch out!
hi...
>>5499471
>Thumbs up.
>>5499463
>gain height
http://www.strawpoll.me/11322361
http://www.strawpoll.me/11322361
http://www.strawpoll.me/11322361
>>5499506
I said keep it! What more could you want from me!?
>>5499506
How did you get wounded? I thought you were immortal or something.
>>5499506
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>5499506
What, really?
Well, it's really a coincidence, but there is some similarities between you two.
>>5499510
Yo Red!
>>5499510
Well, well, well - why if it isn't Ash ketchum from pallet town, what brings you here?
>f 3ds-tan
>f colonel sanders
Hey look, there's our new custom event!
>>5499510
Evening, Red!
>>5499540
what the fuck does king crimson do
>>5499546
It's been a long journey so far...
>>5499500
Awww, why not?
>>5499546
I'm not insane... I think
STOP FEEDING THE CANCER SPIC (YOU)S
>>5499546
oh hel- I mean, WELCOME TO THE CHAOTIC LAIR OF PROFESSOR CHAOS!
>>5499546
Mhh.... Well, with all that generic mass of grey, it's kinda to see where I am...
>>5499546
No, dammit, not again, not again! I'M SORRY!
>>5499563
Calm down
>>5499550
Progressive rock!...
Mhh... I dunno, but it makes me look cool so I don't care much about the rest.
A very bloody day...
>>5499544
Oh dear, all of a sudden I'm nostalgic for the days of Powdered Toast Man.
Greetings. Things fare well I assume?
>>5499581
it's a meme you dip
king crimson skips time
>>5499523
ffFUCK YOU RANDALL NO ONE FUCKING GIVESA A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHITTY LOGO THAT YOU MAKE ON YOUR COMMDOROE 128 YOU FUCKGIN FAGGOT NOW PIKC UP THE DAMN CABBAGE YOU GODADMN PHILISTINE CHOLSOTOMY BAG YOU FUCKKING IMBELCILE YOUR GRNADMOTHER WANTS A GODDMAN PRUIUS OYU FUCK!
>>5499584
I can't let such an abomination happen.
>>5499567
Oh, how adorable!
Did you build this yourself?
>>5499560
Oh...
Stupid guy problems I guess. It's nothing too terrible
>>5499584
What's with that face you're making? I thought you were going for the trap look, not...whatever that is.
>>5499584
YOU MEMEING FUCK
>>5499584
...
It's getting kinda cold.
I think I'll make a fire. I need some hot stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IdEhvuNxV8
>>5499584
I've heard legends of Powdered toast man, when I was merely a lurker of the HG.
>>5499540
hi fyxe!..
>>5499544
i'm red... not ash...
>>5499597
>Implying I wasn't being IC
>>5499600
I am telling Ms Finster!
F the 11 fallen.
Beerus, Angelo, you're both clear womanisers! Just, you know, tone it down a little...
>>5499606
Awwww. Would you feel better if you helped a hungry vampire get food? Kehehe.
>>5499592
Pretty good. Hello!
>>5499624
snitches get stiches
lisa is my onahole
>>5499624
fuck MIS FINTESTER SHES A GODDMAN PSYCOPATHIC GARBAGE CAN YOU FUCKIGN FURITY FOUR EYED FUCKFACE FAGGOT FHRENCH NIGERR
>>5499623
>fyxe is doppio
use doppio more you fuck
>>5499630
Come a little closer. It's getting cold outside and I need someone to keep me warm.
>>5499630
I don't need braces! my fangs are perfectly fine, I brush them everyday.
>>5499622
Feeling good today?
>>5499640
>>5499592
Great, I'd assume so.
>>5499592
Seems like it
>>5499630
Who's there, I wonder
>>5499592
Aside from being forced to stab someone I really don't want to? Yeah, sure, I guess.
>>5499631
If it's going to require wickedness, deceit, and downright evil deeds...
You can count me in
>>5499646
don't you bruh me, bruh
>>5499622
Please! Ash! You'd expect me to believe that you're not Ash, Ash, what's with your pikachu then huh?
Aussa and Flora fight for Angelo's affections!
>>5499630
Alright, alright! Geez. Let's just make our own.
>>5499672
FICK YOU LENNY OYU FUCKING POMEGRANAtE JUUICE I'M GOING TO FUCKGIN UCCK YOUR GAME BY SHITTING ALL OVER EVYERONE'S FAVOITE PRIMATE
>>5499672
...Yeeah, she's always been that flashy, really.
>>5499584
you shall be my new general in this!
>>5499602
uh, no, General Disarray's grandmother owns this, I mean we decorated the inside.
>>5499630
I will block the moon out one day, ONE DAY!
>>5499672
Alright, you go the dangerous path, and I'll look around here where it's safe.
>>5499672
thanks... whoever you are
>>5499666
Good.
Feeling satanic too it seems, but I guess it's to be expected.
>>5499672
Two dogs on a team for a hunt? It's like a dream team.
Okay Angelo, you do the job and I'll say it's me that caught the rabbits, deal?
>>5499669
ash is from an alternative universe... there´s other me of alternatives universe and other timelines..
>>5499660
You think too much~. All you have to to is hold out your arm and let me have a drink, silly. Or your neck, if you reaaaally want.
>>5499632
Ah. Its the beast kin again. Tell me, I've been curious since our last conversation. If you are not a creation of Seath, nor a being of Izalith, which land did you ascend from?
>>5499647
Another beast kin? But...you seem to have bread for a head. Its either the illusions or I'm simply losing my mind.
>>5499649
Armor? You seem to look like a formidable warrior. I dont think I've seen armor of that design in my land. Tell me, what is it made of?
>>5499653
The arena has a strange hold, almost puppeting our actions. If I were not stuck by the bounds of time and space here, I'd not attend them. Sadly, it seems to be the case.
Angelo politely declines Minako's offer of companionship.
That's ruff.
>>5499679
...did you just call me pomegranate juice? How am I supposed to respond to that?
>>5499685
Well, it looks very well decorated. I can see you and your friend worked hard on it.
>>5499714
by FUKCING KILLING OUR STEPSTON YOUR GODDMAN FUCKIGN PICNIC BASKET SEXTON
>>5499694
satanic...?
>>5499714
>>5499714
I want to tenderly love Fyxe in the missionary position.
>>5499719
thank you, but you suppose to feel the chaos in the air when you are in this place.
>>5499714
Of course you'd spare my life? Who would kill something for losing a game of Uno? We're not in yu-gi-oh...
>>5499714
>>5499739
Is there a uncensored version of that?
>>5499713
I'm mostly just worried because she didn't take it well, last time it happened.
Get sucked through a portal?
>>5499714
>>5499725
>>5499730
>>5499737
Ofcourse I'm feeling that, I'm just admiring the craftsmanship
>>5499705
Ugh. That's less exciting than what I was hoping for but alright.
>She brushes her hair off of her shoulder and tilts her head off to the side to expose a good portion of flesh.
Have at it. Just be careful, okay?
>f minako
>f prisma illya
>f akawa
>f sena kashiwazaki
What an interesting saga...
>>5499722
"Our" stepson? Who are you?
>>5499759
yOUR FFFUCKING RPOM DATE YOU PIECEO F SHIT!
>>5499759
I don't want to be caught alive with either one of you freaks.
>>5499724
You got the holy trips of Satan >>5499666
>>5499734
Brian, stop, I know it's you.
>>5499713
It's been... quite a while, a lot of time actually.
Do you still have that dog with you? I liked her.
By the way, I don't know what to tell you... Huh...
Never heard of earth? It's pretty much where I come from
>>5499748
Legends say that you can lose sight if you ever see it.
>>5499759
>Constructs a shack
>It's shit
>It crumbles right after it was builds
*sighs*
>>5499571
>>5499571
J-Just don't EVER tell Papa. He'll kill you if h-he finds out!
>>5499713
The hide and scale of a beast known as a Rathalos, one of the monsters that attack people where I come from, and that I hunt. Same with my weapons
>>5499759
Rude
>>5499765
nigga is you on crack?
>>5499771
Nigga what? That ain't me
>>5499771
Who?
Damn, Angelo's into some freaky shit.
>>5499759
Are you Microwave, Shrek, Battlewagon or the Ghost? There have been many prom dates.
>>5499771
>Legends say that you can lose sight if you ever see it.
Worth it.
>>5499753
Oooh, how old-fashioned~. The arm works just fine too, you know.
>>5499778
>built*
>>5499713
No. I'm not a beast-kin, Sir. You're auspicious enough to witness such a staggering opponent in the Arena; I do indeed have a bread for a head, but let that not stifle any of your thoughts.
>>5499684
>>5499792
>>5499765
Oops, mislinked
Wait, wait, I think I know who it is now.
>>5499792
>sips an Energy Drink
>>5499781
I don't care, I'm sorry, okay!?
>>5499759
What? No, stupid, that's absurd!
>>5499792
I can't just kill a dog.
>>5499786
Oh I thought.
>>5499790
Ahem... Sorry anon, looks like I mistook your for someone.
You're cute.
>pats head.
>>5499794
>Constructs a shack again
>It's SHIT again
>Sleeps on the floor and catch a cold
>>5499794
I don't think you want to become blind anon, unless you know how to sing like Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder
>>5499816
You will be very very VERY sorry if he catches word of it. Now stop talking before I'll gag your mouth shut!
>At this point, she is panicking as much as Rika is
Okay fuck it, I am going to save this. How could it get any weirder?
>>5499822
>swoons
>>5499796
did you draw that yourself?
>>5499833
Here, let me help
>>5499833
>dreams of furry porn
>dies from thrist.
>>5499833
What the hell am I doing!?
>>5499831
>Rika takes a long, deep breath in, taking a visible effort to calm herself
...Let's just pretend this never happened and say I owe you?
>>5499804
>the last line doesn't have bruh on it
ONE JOB
>>5499836
No need to act all flustered you know. It's just a pat on the head.
>kisses cheeks
Now you can
>>5499846
If I did, it would have been funnier.
>>5499861
>Coming up from behind her, the well-built male knocks her down to the ground and kicks her in the ribs, turning her over. He unzips his pants, leering down as his massive cock hangs out, looming over the petite female as he straddles over her. An ocean of piss unleashes from his dick, covering her entirely before he rubs his balls on his face, stands up, and walks off saying.
Marked, bitch.
MAHFUGGIN ARENA EVENT TIME
Kate, noooo!
>>5499877
pffff
>>5499822
I'll take it as a compliment.
>>5499861
Sounds good to me. But I will not go easy on you next time. I'll turn into a big mean dragon and eat you!
>She does a mockery roar, which sounds more inhuman than she had expected,
>>5499887
>>5499749
A portal- Actually yes, how did you know of such an event? I was on a conquest to investigate a situation in a small town before a hand grabbed me through and placing me here.
>>5499771
You mean my loyal companion Sif? I know not where she is. We were separated when drifting into this odd plane. Knowing her, she can hold her own with the sword I trained her with. If anything, I can provide you a image that I often look at to warm my spirits.
Earth? I do not believe I have. I come from a land of lords known as Lordran. I have not gone beyond the land we spilled our blood on.
>>5499784
A Rathalos? Curious, I've never heard of such a beast. Judging by the texture, is the Rathalos a wyvern of some sort?
And its a very noble deed to hunt down beasts that threaten the peace and protection of the people. Are you a knight for a kingdom?
>>5499802
Apologies, I only assumed since my land is filled with many species that are....unique to your looks. How do you function with a loaf of bread as your head? A simple arrow or perhaps a sword could be the end of you in a short amount of time.
>>5499874
>swoons harder
>like, damn
I want to make eternal love to Sanae.
>>5499887
That's fine. I didn't want to win anyways. Winning's overrated.
>>5499822
If I get to see your tits, its worth becoming blind.
>>5499914
It really ain't.
I want to see Fyxe and furry porn fuck each-others brains out.
>f kurumi
>f fyxe
>f my wife
>f hajime hinata
>f sanae kochiya
>f natsuki subaru
>f eggman-kun
>f yukine
>f artoria pendragon
I feel a disappointing climax coming on.
>>5499913
Sanae a shit
>>5499936
>I feel a disappointing climax coming on.
This is why you're a bachelor
>>5499923
I would try to say something regarding you never knowing what winning feels like, but I haven't ever watched a single game of men throwing balls around.
>>5499913
E-Excuse me?
>>5499936
>Coming up from behind him, the well-built male knocks him down to the ground and kicks him in the ribs, turning him over. He unzips his pants, leering down as his massive cock hangs out, looming over the jaundiced male as he straddles over him. An ocean of piss unleashes from his dick, covering him entirely before he rubs his balls on his face, stands up, and walks off saying.
Marked, bitch.
>>5499900
>the hunter nods as he pulls out his journal, showing a crude sketch of a Rathalos
One of the more common flying wyverns where I'm from, and also on of the more dangerous. Luckily their hide is also resistant to their main form of attack, fire
>>5499900
Because that's the same damn story as like half the people here?
>>5499895
>She flinches briefly at the noise, before managing a tiny grin
I'm a magician, you know, I wouldn't go down easy, either. But I doubt I'd taste any good, anyways.
>>5499936
>It slowly turns in to a quiet chant, barely above a whisper
>>5499900
I think I know the picture you're talking of, but yeah I'd like to see it. Cute little thing, I hope you'll see her soon enough.
Yeah earth, it's kinda the same world the majority of people here come from, but with... "beastkin" living among humans. Not so weird, but if you only knew darkness and blood in your life, I guess you'd be surprise by it
>>5499917
... Yeah, you're not wrong. But I still want to sleep well at night.
>>5499924
Huuuh. I'm not in the porn industry, but we can see us enjoying a nice time together, like pals, isn't that good enough too?
>
>>5499906
And well, besides that, how are you doing anon?
>>5499958
You don't really think too hard about what you're gonna say, do you?
>>5499186
how do you die
Feast time!
>>5499954
Kate's under the table right now. Fucking fangs and shit.
TAKE A SHOWER
>>5499982
I don't see any point in thinking when talking to you.
>>5499975
>>5499924
>you can see*
>>5499975
Hanging in there. Hoping to get a call soon for seasonal work.
>>5500006
>Walks away
>>5500019
Does this mean I win?
>>5500014
Well the first one clearly is.
>>5500031
No
It means you die alone
Many, many times in your case
>>5500013
What kind of work? I can only hope it'll come soon enough too for you.
>>5500038
No thats tf2g
>>5499974
I bet you'd taste great with vinegar and salt! But no hocus pocus stuff please. I don't really handle magic very well...
>>5500038
My instinct tell me to root for the Tiger.
But there is little Rika fighting, so... go Rika!
>>5500043
Retail. I'm very comfortable behind a cash register. And thank you!
>>5500042
>>5500055
It can be a very comfy job yeah, bring some music just in case and something to eat and it's cool.
I'm happy for you.
>>5500049
>Coming up from behind her, the well-built male knocks her down to the ground and kicks her in the ribs, turning her over. He unzips his pants, leering down as his massive cock hangs out, looming over the petite female as he straddles over her. An ocean of piss unleashes from his dick, covering her entirely before he rubs his balls on his face, stands up, and walks off saying.
Marked, bitch.
>f aussa
>f just angelo
>f sucy manbavaran
>f lord beerus
>f blondie
>tfw >>5318008 was in the erp thread
>>5500038
Too damn much waiting....
>>5500049
I'd probably taste more like vinegar than the vinegar. Huh? I thought dragons had a pretty good resistance to magic, anyways. I figured it'd take a lot of lasers to take you down.
Besides, even if you do kill me, I'll just come back and haunt you until I get bored.
>>5500077
Looks like I jinxed someone again...
Damn, well, at least I didn't bet any money this time.
>>5500072
>swooning intensifies
Th-thanks, Fyxe!
>>5500077
>5318008 was in the erp thread
God dammit Lenny. That shouldn't be as funny as it is
>>5499795
Hurry and get it over with already, I'm starting to get anxious
>>5500077
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5315824/#5318008
>>5500105
Don't swoon too much though, I heard it can be bad for health if you overdo it.
And you're welcome anon
Wrap up warm!
>>5500077
I deserve this, somehow.
>>5500083
NOOOO! NO GHOST STORIES PLEASE ! Mama already teases me with them because she knows I hate it!
....Don't turn into a ghost and I promise I won't eat you! NO SPOOKY THINGS PLEASE!
>>5499963
Ah! I see. So in your land, you too have an infestation of the winged creatures. Its common to see Wyvern species in my land, but their descendants have long been extinct from the conquest I joined long ago. Fire as a resistance? Curious, have you tried using a lightning powered weapon against them? My Lord long ago was able to peel the scales of a now extinct race of dragons with his shimmering bolts. Perhaps the same would hold true to the beasts in your land?
>>5499974
Ah yes, I'd assume so. Hopefully the day will come when we're unshackled by this arenas ominous curse.
>>5499975
>he hands her a image of the two together. It seems the two are strongly attached.
I suppose so. After the great war, there was a golden age that gave me time to enjoy the beauty of our land. I met a feline named Alvina who watches over a forest. Shes similar to you, but...she does not posses a human body with a, ahem, large bosom such as yours. Theres also a blind dragon that happens to frequent this area often. Perhaps you may have met him.
>>5500129
Some things in life are worth overswooning for.
>>5499900
It's quite strange....but...
allow me to demonstrate!
>He chops off his own head.
>>5500130
Got money on the guy with the degree
>f rika
>f kindred hunter
>>5500112
I'm so mature.
>>5500115
Alright, alright!
>The vampire laughs childishly, before flying up a little, and lightly biting down on the woman's neck.
>The sensation, of course, is probably extremely uncomfortably
>>5500149
Pfft, I come and go from here whenever I please, the only thing that bothers me is the fact that I'm not always in control.
>>5500147
Oh, jeez. Uh. You'd probably hate my 'mom' and my little creations, then.
...Deal?
>>5500175
I've often heard it described as painless, as the fangs are very sharp
>>5500154
Tcchh, ahah, you're a real charmer you know.
>hugs.
Well it looks like we have a winner next slide.
Place your bets!
>>5500211
Chaos
>>5500175
>She punctuates each of her words with a grunt I f discomfort while struggling to keep still. The second thoughts came too late.
Ergh. Alright... Alright... Hurry up... Hurry up.
>>5500196
Deal!
>She grabs Rika's hand gives her a handshake, shaking her around despite her being even smaller than Rika is
>How does one make images directly from his 3DS? I sorta need to if I want the ''correct'' haircolour.
>>5500224
>Coming up from behind her, the well-built male knocks her down to the ground and kicks her in the ribs, turning her over. He unzips his pants, leering down as his massive cock hangs out, looming over the petite female as he straddles over her. An ocean of piss unleashes from his dick, covering her entirely before he rubs his balls on his face, stands up, and walks off saying.
Marked, bitch.
>>5500201
>returns the hug in rather joyous lightheadedness
>>5500149
>>5500149
>takes the picture
(Mhh... Wasn't thinking of that one but...)
It's really cute indeed... It's odd to think she's actually a canine warrior...
And you don't need to tell me that about felines, they can't come close to dogs or foxes in that department, ah ah, well they have other perks.
I think I saw that dragon once, but to tell the truth, the only person I know that comes from your world was that guy named Sulyvahn. It's been a while since I saw him too.
>>5500243
>kisses your cheek again
>ruffles your hair
Well, that's enough swooning for today now.
>>5500234
>She clicks her tongue a few times
Why do I taste pineapple faggot?
*thuk!*
Our winner is...
>>5500197
>Maybe, but there's still the whole sensation of blood loss.
>>5500224
>She manages to make a shushing noises, drawing it out for a few more seconds before pulling away suddenly, and wiping at her mouth with her sleeve
Aaaah, much better~. Thaanks!
>activates the Fyxe hologram
>>5500272
I didn't want to jinx it, so I didn't bet. But I wanted Chaos to win!
Thanks Lenny, one of this day I'll win for sure.
>>5500272
Congrats, and thank ye kindly for hostin
Thanks y'all.
>>5500263
Yes, ma'am.
I have to go anyway, sadly. But thank you for your time.
>>5500281
Congratulations kiddo!
Thanks for the game Lenny. next time bring some cola.
>>5500297
Nah, thank you for talking to me. It's nice to have a chat with anons from time to time.
See ya!
>>5500294
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5500228
>She pales visibly and drops dead silent at the touch, a look of panic crossing her face as she's grabbed
>>5500281
Uh, congrats. And thanks for the show.
>>5500294
thanks for hosting
>>5500158
I-inconceivable! How are you alive after losing your own head? Is it possible that you are an undead?
>>5500196
I see. The puppeting can be quite a annoyance. How do you disrupt the connection of this realm?
>>5500263
Its odd to think, but canines can be incredibly disciplined if trained right. Our connection allowed us to grow together and fight many battles. And I agree with you there. A feline would never be able to replace Sif if such a a calamity were to happen.
Sulyvahn?...That name does not sound familiar in the slightest. Perhaps he is a random straggler from my realm. Did his skin look decayed in any shape or form?
>>5500289
>This is the closest we'll ever get to seeing Fyxes nipples
Suffering
>>5500294
Hey thanks for doing this.
Good job to Mister chaos
>>5500284
>Rinoa immediately clamps a hand over the bitemark to stem the bloodflow.
How'd it taste?
>>5500323
Being an expert magician helps. All I gotta do is cast a little spell to tear a portal open back home. Simple, huh?
>>5500270
Must have been King Knight.
>>5500308
What what what? Did I hrut you? I'm SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
>And the odd group of females are back at square 1
name her pls HG
>>5500323
Well, that guy had quite the skelly hand, but I couldn't see his face, he wore a huge edgy helmet... maybe a black metal fan?
Don't you have anything that could make Sif appears though? A whistle? Some kind of food.
That place is quite wide, but at the same time... tinier than a box, she musn't be too far.
>>5500339
Really?
>>5500377
Furry porn
>>5500377
Skitty
>>5500339
Bullshit
>>5500377
Fyxe
>>5500377
Wailordslut
>>5500355
But I heard he wasn't into girls
>>5500377
Pusey
>>5500377
Cum Dumpster
>>5500377
Kys
>>5500339
Here You Go, Anon https://e621.net/post?tags=fyxe
>>5500398
>>5500377
THIS
let's suck on some toes
>>5500347
Very satisfing.
>She pulls a crimson-colored ribbon from somewhere on her dress and holds it out, grinning like an idiot
Here, here, tie this around it~. It'll stop quicker.
>>5500323
I could regenerate instantaneously to any sustainable amount of damage to the head -- I'm not an "undead"... Pan no ken grants me this illustrious healing factor and other powerful abilities with it.
>>5500339
Bullshit Anon
lets suck on some dicks
>KK
>>5500362
>She yanks her hand away, clearly trying to calm herself
It's-...ahem. It's fine. I, uh. Just tend to freak out a little when most people touch me.
>>5500446
kys
>>5500446
Yeah!
Thanks you Lenny!
She better be the Team's mascot anon
>>5500440
Why did you save that?
>>5500422
>>5500446
>>5500460
You're most welcome.
>>5500149
There are plenty of monster resistant to electrical attacks, like Khezu and Zinogre, which produce electrical attacks themselves, so it's better to switch weapons between hunts anyway
>>5500460
It took me 2 seconds to find on Desuarchive
I like to smoke... dicks.
>LF
Now name him, HG
>>5500431
Oh, thank you.
>She took the tiedown and began busily applying the ribbon around her neck, she grinned coyishly out of feigned pride.
Thanks, I worked very hard on it.
>>5500472
I lost the game, but I won that today.
>>5500484
Oh, it was you Mokou. Okay I understand now.
>>5500489
Fyxe
>>5500489
LF x KK
>>5500460
Pumpernickle, 'Fyxe', who else ....
>>5500489
Hoshi
>>5500489
Bolin
>>5500460
she probably won't even be on the team desu
most of my first encounters actually could make a solid team
>>5500495
Are you Hoshi?
>>5500517
Very funny.
>>5500452
Did your Papa and Mama never hug you? I feel sorry for you...I'm really sorry, alright?!
>She is literally on the verge of crying
>>5500489
Grimace
>>5500393
A skeletal like hand? The only one that comes to mind is Gravelord Nito, but he does not wear a helmet. I'm sorry to say I do not know him.
A whistle? Simply calling her name is enough to heed my call. I know not if she is in this realm, but perhaps I should go and find her. Its more than possible we were separated in the same place when trans-versing this odd realm.
>>5500348
I'm afraid it is time to take my leave. It was a pleasure talking to you, Beast-kin.
>>5500348
A caster? You did seem to be the type to look like a caster. This place is truly odd.
It is time I leave in search of my companion. I bid you a farewell odd one.
>>5500438
Pan no ken? Odd, but curious enough. I will need to learn more about this when I return. Until then, farewell.
>>5500479
There are more beasts than Wyverns in your land? You have me curious now. I wish to know more about it...but I'm afraid my time is up. I will return at another time. Farewell fellow warrior.
Ugly cowtits should be illegal.
>>5500528
No that's probably sunset.
>>5500489
Wismur
>>5500515
Ok, pumpernickle is the mascot/tank, and Fyxe gets to be the cheerleader. Deal?
>>5500527
One these day, a pokemon's gonna die, and you'll pick her up from the PC.
It'll be her time to shine
>>5500531
It isn't mean spirited though, I found it funny
>>5500542
You aren't a man
>>5500495
No, I'm Rinoa
>>5500539
Farewell, then, and stay safe
>>5500532
Of course they did! It's, uh...it's just me, alright? It takes a lot for me to relax around people.
...Just...calm down, okay? It's fine.
>>5500539
Sure I am, but I'm also more. Later.
>>5500550
I don't even get the joke desu
>>5500563
O-Okay...But I still want to sleep in your tank. I bet it's very warm and cozy in there, like a kitty in a box!
>>5500539
Nito? Well, I know that guy too. Pretty chill guy, no pun intended.
Well, if her name is anough to make her come, why not try it?
>>5500564
I don't think there is, I looked at him, and "Bolin" came in my mind.
Maybe because it's a pokemon that talks a lot, and you're the ultimate memeposter.
>>5500580
Yeag!
>>5500580
Kys Bolin
>>5500588
O-oh...
>>5500588
Unnaturally large irl tits are horrific, but flat isn't that much better