/sug/ Steven Universe General - Dragon Breath Opal edition!

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SEXY

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Let's go team!

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>>5486508
Blue is good. Add red and it's even better.

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>>5486485
I love opal very much.

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Anyone wanna give me a greentext request for tonight for some lewd practice?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ULUjYVPZQg

This one has more posts already, I'm in.

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>>5486527
>implying

does /sug/ have a mascot?

So I found out Cartoon Universe is using more of my theories without permission or citation. I can't even give enough of a fuck at this point to do anything

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>>5486395
>Someone in the audience asks if they can send Micheal Cera onto Mars

How else are we supposed to get rid of him? Just wait for him to fade into irrelevancy when he's no longer able to ride on his awkward teen shtick anymore? The man's genes are fucking pathetic mate, he's gonna look like a teenager on the cusp of being able to shave until he's eighty five.

Mars is the only place we can flush that turd.

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Tenth for best pairing,

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Still need Noun, Adjective, Plural Noun. and adverb

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isn't there a tripfag that'd be all over this

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>>5486553
since when can people own theories

>>5486573
BONEr

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>>5486508
k

>>5486573
>noun
My Diamond

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Lappy makes me happy

>>5486540
Sapphire being dominated and mindbroken into slavish devotion by a homeworld gem/corrupted beast

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>>5486586

>>5486550
it's you

>>5486578
I consider my theories to be my intellectual property. It's a record of my evidence gathering skills

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>>5486570
talk about cats' concert

>>5486510
Not a bad spread. I'll amend mine to add more gems:

>Ruby and Sapphire
you hit the nail on the head with those

>Bismuth
vodka red bull. she likes to get FUCKED up.

>Centipeedle
absinthe

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So guys, Pearl's hair looks like a rose bud

But in all the flashbacks she has longer hair... so what if the hidden message here is that she "regressed" after Rose's death? Will we ever see Pearl's hair in full bloom?

>>5486637
She's have White Diamond's haircut them

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I need more of this man in my life. I seriously cannot get enough of him. Everything about him is perfect.
>inb4 lapieven
>inb4 shota

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>>5486540
jasper getting raped by one of those corrupted gem dogs

>>5486637
well, she's always been rose's bud.

>>5486662
oh god I thought that a massive dog dick in her hand for a second

>>5486653
Whoa.

>>5486629
good ones, I chose kentucky whiskey because blacksmiths in the area use it to wet the anvil when shaping hot steel in order to remove scale

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>>5486654

>>5486694
That's fucking sick. Great choice, in that case.

>>5486584
sorry >>5486579
beat you to the noun

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>>5486654
I hope he grows out of his pink star shirt. He looks kind of silly with it as an adult.

>>5486586
>Lapis can't get with Steven yet

>She takes the next best option and goes back to the island to get gangbanged by watermelon Stevens

>>5486653
I need fanart of this

>>5486654
Hi again, Lapis. How's that newest morp coming along?

When was the last time the booru was updated?

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>>5486748
>shirtless adult Steven
Anon, stop, I can't take much more of this.

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>>5486753
Lapis has already developed a taste for watermelons as Malachite, but now she's coming back for seconds.

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>>5486654
He's a bit chubby here

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>>5486662
>I saw this future coming. I saw it, and did not change course. Because I had to know what Rose felt, even if I knew this dog would cum in me. I'm sorry My Diamond, but I love it. I love feeling it's dick inside me, filling me, kissing the opening of my womb as it pours its poz seed into me. And it'll do it again and again in every orifice of my being. If you could feel what I feel, Lapis, but I want it all. Hot dog, keep cumming in me.

>>5486654
Nah screw Steven, I like Connie better post her instead

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Requesting this with Greg and Pearl or Young greg and rose

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>mfw you gotta take a poop but you want to shitpost for a while longer

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>>5486792

>>5485434
>>5485639
All fusions are a strict combination of its forming gems, thus the possible number of fusions within N gems is (2^n)-n-1
since connie can't fuse with gems and it needs steven in any combination it is in, it's another ((2^n)-n-1) - ((2^(n-1))-(n-1)-1) fusions, for a total of 26 normal fusions + 15 connie fusions possible for the CGPC

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Y'all motherfuckers never told SKY WILLIAMS watched Steven Universe
https://twitter.com/search?q=Steven%20Universe%20from%3ASkyWilliams&src=typd&lang=en
Why would you keep this from me?

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>>5486791
>Hot dog, keep cumming in me.

This made me stop breathing for about eight whole seconds.

>>5486829
Literally who?

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>>5486792

>>5486842
he's some guy dunkey beat in smash

What else is there to know about Peridot? I don't think her past will reveal anything plot related.

Literally every other character has a much more interesting past.

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>>5486842
This nigga really finna catch these hands baka

>>5486765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpWlh1B6RIQ

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>>5486792
Connie is sheeeeeit, though.

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>>5486791
THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED

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>>5486869
I fucking love bees.

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>>5486825
exactly. I just did not include steven in N originally, hence my equations look a bit longer when derived, but yield the same.

>>5486865
Besides the stuff I said last thread? I don't know how her backstory would drive the plot forward besides giving us a clearer look at modern Homeworld. Lapis and every other gem can't clue us in on that, and Jasper is dead and mean

>>5486887
ITS HIP TO FUCK RUBEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

>>5486887
It's hip

>>5486789
>>5486882
>chub
>buff
Either way, he's fucking amazing.

>>5486908
>>5486917
It's funny because she's a bee square

>>5486573
Adjective
Sweaty

Connie will never pee on you

>>5486573
plural noun Bees.

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>>5486924
This is my favorite Steven.

>>5486897
3*25?

>>5486899
Peridot can always reveal bit by bit what goes on in there like how she always does. But I'm talking about an actual backstory, from how she was made, to other peridots, to her manager. none of that is plot relevant.

>>5486955
Connie will never poo in the loo for you

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>Steven will never flex for you
Why live?

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>>5486955
>not Lapiss

For shame.

>>5486573
adverb sensually

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Reminder that cunt connie is best connie

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>>5486865
>Reveals Homeworld as it stands today, in contrast with Jasper's perspective who saw it grow to how it is today, and Lapis's perspective, who is essentially stuck in the past.
>Reveals how Homeworld views it's current resource crisis, and how it views the gems produced because of it
>may have some explanation as to why our Peridot has emergent powers

Overall, yeah, it doesn't seem she's too important in terms of plot prior to coming to Earth, but she provides some much needed perspective as a new age gem.

>>5486962
Who?

I need help finding pictures of Jasper fucking animals

I just hope that Peri gets her Limb Enhancers back.

Edit request, post your screenshot
>no connie or steven or add dicks to someone
>keep it simple.

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>>5486924
How about teenager?

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>>5487001
Steve-O

>>5487006
>>5487023
There are 2 kinds of posts

>>5487023
But don't you get it anon, she's "grown" as a gem so she doesn't need them anymore. It's pretty deep stuff

>>5487030
Yes, that too.
>>5487033
Oh.

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>>5486991
I fucking hope Homeworld has a legitimate reason for all of it's existence and how it's acting.
I mean the gems don't seem like a species that should be working, i mean what could the diamonds even want that they themselves can't achieve anyway, sure expansion and expansion but come on, you can't tell me they haven't found a healthier method for making gems that doesn't cause the destruction of a planet.

>>5487036
i like the funny fingers though

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>>5486990
Don't all Connies have cunts tho

>inb4 futa connie

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>>5487049

>>5486991
>>5486899
They're probably just going to find out baout modern homeworld by going there themselves, Peridot will probably show them around and we'll learn about how her life on homeworld was like then, but it's likely not really important or interesting enough to get an episode dedicated to it like Pearl/Amethyst/Garnet/Lapis/ and Jasper's past would potentially be

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>>5487049

>>5487051
the diamonds just wanted to have lots of babies to play dollies with during planet sleepovers

>>5487034
Fucking degerates wanting peri to stop being a meme.

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>>5486573
Steven's Universe by /sug/

>>5487073
Jasper wouldn't provide that much info either. We know she was born on Earth and followed Pink diamond around like a dog, then when Pink diamond was shattered she was given to yellow diamond. that's all.
We already know everything there is to know about Amethyst and the Prime Kindergarten. I doubt there's anything interesting to learn about Ruby, Sapphire may or may not have important stuff to reveal. Lapis has no doubt tons of stuff to reveal about Blue diamond. Pearl can go anywhere but it'll definitely reveal a ton, as well as Rose, but I suspect Rose doesn't have much history beyond being made on Earth and deciding to rebel.

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>>5487069

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>>5486991
>>5487051
Reminder that its going to be revealed that the gems have been at war with Metals ever since the war on earth.

Metals are going to be functionally the same as gems but with different intentions and they are all male

>>5486654
>pencils stuck in hair
Did anyone else do this in school? I used to see how many I could fit while still having them be hidden and everyone would give me their pencils to add to it. I got the whole classes's set in successfully once.

>>5487066
Yeah, but for serious she's not getting them back.

>>5486825
>>5486967
wait, something's off.... I think I misread your original post.

let's see.. maybe I overlooked something for N=4 plus steven..
I get 26 gem-only/gem+steven fusions and 16 connie fusions. Did you account for stevonnie being a fusion herself?
there should be 2^N fusions possible with stevonnie.
hence we have 2^(N+1) - (N+1) -1 + 2^N possibilities

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>>5487112
>>>>>he loves to fuck with his dad

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>>5487026
Oh boy

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>>5487112
I feel like a fucking 12 laughing at this shit but I'm laughing regardless. I had to stop reading for a little bit at "Crystal Dicks" because I was laughing to much. Am I retarded?

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>>5487026

>>5487112
It's great. How many more madlibs are in that book?

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>>5487119
Just like that one metal we saw who was totally male, right?

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>>5487112
>The Deadpan Donut

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>>5487112
>You and Becky Sucros are the only bees who can help find them
This sentence makes me happy

>>5487099
Kek

>>5487163
>implying he isn't

>>5487095
it could be a sand kings situation where the diamonds just created a bunch of gems to play war with and destroy each other's bases/planets for fun and sport because they were bored. The sand kings/smaller gems look up to the diamonds as gods. Things got out of hand and one of the diamond's got killed because they were careless and being too cruel of leaders.

>>5487163
bismuth technically form crystals, so she still counts.

>>5487183
>Female voice actor
>Acts like a female
>Referred to by female pronouns
Ok, anon

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>>5487183
>he

>>5487117
Pearl has to come dead last, because her past will reveal a lot about Rose.

>>5487214
>HAS NO STYLE

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>>5487119
>>5487163
>mfw this actually could be a thing
>mfw this could actually be a GOOD thing

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>>5486662
Here goes

>The large Octogem was brought down by the might of Jasper, her fists beating it underwater and knocking it out with her helmet, causing it to poof into a gem of Aquamarine
>Jasper cuffed it and swam ashore, mumbling as she took the gem with her, upset that it took to long
>"Stupid fucking Aquamarine thinks she is so hot huh, WELL NOW I HAVE YOU HUH, YOU SCARED?!?!" she said in anger at the gem, shaking it around violently before grunting, kicking a large bolder away as she walked back to her "base"
>The travel wasn't far and the distance never bothered her, all her mind was focused on was finding a way to beat Rose and her lackeys, as well as find a way to fuse with Lapis again to become strong once more
>Once she got back to her base, she made another large hole inside the rather large sandstone, throwing the gem inside and placing four iron bars just like the rest of the cages.
>Jasper looked over her captures, Large beasts of varying sizes, including gem mutants she found near a much better kindergarden, though she had no idea how to tame the likes of them, she figured they might be useful. Might.
>Jasper watched the cages and saw something that made her rather annoyed than upset
>One of the cages holding the "impure" Jaspers was broken and it seems to have escaped.
>Jasper went up to the broken cage that held the corrupt Aqua Jasper, and saw tracks in the sand, leading far away from the "base" meaning that it left a while ago while she was out.
>Jasper mumbled to herself and pounded her fists, "Gonna beat the shit out of that motherfucker really good for this." she said, following the tracks and doming her helmet
>The tracks lead out far into the desert, as the hot sun pounded down on Jasper, but she didn't care, she was to focused on finding that beast.
>As she followed the tracks she was shocked at something she wasn't expecting
>The tracks ended there, yet the Beast was no where to be found.

Continued in next post

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>>5487207
Lapis is a noncrystalline rock, which means she'll never join the CGs (obviously).

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Next up is Meet the Gems!

>>5487160
22 total

>>5487117
i'm not going to argue with you, just saying that because of the other gems involvement and different roles in the war + traumatic experiences, their pasts are more interesting (imo i guess) than Peridot just doing her techie job on homeworld

>>5487247
>Jasper grew more annoyed, shouting at the top of her voice, "Come out now you Peice of shit, so i can beat you down like the filthy dog you are!!!" she said loudly, grinding her teeth.
>Jasper looked around, moving a few steps, looking ever so vigalant.
>What she didn't expect, happened.
>Suddently, the massive courrupt Aqua Jasper rose out of the sand behind her, letting out a loud roar as it suddently pounced on her.
>Jasper was thrown under the massive beast and was trampled by the wieght of it.
>Jasper tried her beast to lift it up, but found it to be to much and punched and kicked and pounded the beast, but it refused to budge at all
>"LET ME OUT NOW YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!" Jasper screamed at the gem, demanding a response
>And she got one
>Suddently Jasper felt a massive stiff and hard rod ram into her ass, she looked behind her and was even more pissed
>The Aqua Jasper was arroused and trying to shove its cock into her ass,it began to rapidly jam and jab at Jasper's rump, causing Jasper to be pissed off more.
>It's massive canine cock was erect and dark red with a massive knot that complimented its rather large watermelon sized nuts
>Jasper wiggled rapidly, trying her best to get out but was trapped, and began to fear for the worst, shouting profanities and threats into the air, but the beast didn't care, it was simply feeling needy.

Continued in next post

>>5487256
>part of the body
BELLYBUTTON!
got you fuckers

>>5487163
That looks like a Gorilla

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>>5487265
>The large canine cock finally did its job and peirced Jasper's jumpsuit, ramming itself hard into Jasper's asshole, causing her to let out a roar of anger, and began to vibrate rapidly
>The courrupt gem roared as it began to pump and thrust into Jasper's rather tight orange asshole, groaning and moaning as its pre was flowing into it, its tongue hanged out as it fucked Jasper
>Jasper was still full of rage, punching rapidly at its feet, not even feeling the pain in her ass as she tried to get free
>Aqua Jasper pumped faster, its massive 2 foot long erection throbbed violently inside Jasper's stretched asshole, panting and wimpering as it pumped pre into her hole, getting closer and closer at it moaned and growled loudly.
>Jasper had enough and the pain hit her like a truck, her eyes teared up as she finally let out a roar of pain and anger, feeling her asshole stretched out so much as she felt its disgusting fluids flow inside her, making death threats to the beast the whole time
>Aqua Jasper didn't care, it let out a massive roar again and rammed its massive cock as deep as it can inside Jasper knotting her, its orgasim hitting it in so long as it unloaded gallons of hot courrupted gem cum inside Jasper, overflowing all over the sand and Jasper's ass as the rest of it went into Jasper's stomach, causing her more discomfort.
>Jasper laid there shouting death threats and how much she wishes Pink Diamond was here to help
>The courrupted gem finally finished unloading its massive nuts into Jasper, its knot ramming out of her asshole painfully as torrents of cum flowed out following, as the cock went back into the sheath and the beast was finally pleased
>Then it laid on Jasper, taking a nice long nap, ignoring Jasper's yelling and punching, having a nice nap from a long day

Hope you like it, i don't usually write rape, but might as well give it a shot.

>>5487270
Damn you, I wanted to say Lapis's midriff.

>>5487214
>>5487163
Bismuth is obviously going to be the token trans character we haven't seen yet

>>5487217
>a lot about Rose
And space.

And old Homeworld

And[spoiler] White Diamond[/spoiler]

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>>5487221
>he has no style
Yea HE does anon!

>>5487256
>adjective
smelly

>>5487274
STOP TRIGGERING HER INNER "GEM LIVES MATTER" CAMPAIGN

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>you will never fuck her sweaty hole

>>5487247
>>5487265
>>5487282
While I'm not into this whatsoever, it was very well written. You wouldn't happen to be a writefag, would you?

>>5487304
does HE have grace?

>>5487303
Oops I forgot you cant spoiler here

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>>5487256
Place- Sucrose's bedroom lair

>>5487326
mmmmmmaaaaaayyyyybbeeeeeeee

You tell me: http://pastebin.com/u/BeefcakeLlama

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>>5487325
>her

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>>5487330
Bismuth has the grace of a freight train.

>>5487325
Remove the dick and maybe I'd consider it.

>>5487256
>2 adjectives
Drunken
Sexy

>>5487145
steven is a gem, that's N = 5
and yes, I didn't account for stevonnie being a fusion, which changes it to ((2^n)-n-1) - ((2^(n-1))-n-1) , for a total of 42 fusions, including stevonnie

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>>5487330
I know who does have grace.

HINT: it's >pic related

>>5487343
>not lapis' rape dungeon

>>5487256
how about Brad's CP as one of the nouns/plural nouns.

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>>5487353
>it

>>5487365
What are you, gay?

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>>5487247
>>5487265
>>5487282
ocean jasper is love, ocean jasper is life

>>5487388
Remove the meme and I'd consider taking your post somewhat seriously.

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>>5487387
>you again

>>5487388
It depends on which one you remove desu senpai

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>>5487376
She IS pretty graceful.
You know, for being dead.

>>5487344
Impressive.
What do you normally write about?
You do NSFW material?
You take commissions?
Who is best gem?

>>5487380
be nice to brad

or did he actually do something

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Connie tastes like curry.

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>>5487409
As graceful in death as she was in life.

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>>5487401
>saying ">you again" to me

YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN TOWN

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>>5487389
>tfw you realize that you're so lonely that you'll fuck a dog who has aids

>>5487376
but which gem has a funny face?

>>5487443
>inb4 Earl

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>>5487282
>Jasper laid there shouting death threats and how much she wishes Pink Diamond was here to help
kekK ekek

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>>5487440
You must have low standards.

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>>5487026

>>5487430
kys water

>>5487389
AQUA Jasper is the Jasper that was dominant enough to rape Jasper Jasper.

Ocean Jasper is shit..
but Aqua Jasper.... Aqua Jasper is love, Aqua Jasper is life.

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>>5487441
No, you're coming with me!

>>5487452
There are literally hundreds of unflattering Gem faces in my reaction folder.
I cannot choose just one.

>>5487154
THIS

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>>5487424
Why thank you very much, the mates here just call me Beefcake for short, or even just Beef

I almost always write about sexual situations or actions or scenes or the like, but i have written some non-sexual focused fics or some very rare ones without sex as the focus.

The sexual situations vary massively, some are graphic like the one you read about, sometimes its passionate, sometimes it contains some weird fetish that i don't get.

Commissions? If you mean requests then yes, that's mostly my content, i rarely write out of my own doing because i love the input i get to write about rather than focus on myself self selfishly.

I enjoy Peridot, Garnet, and Amethyst, but there really are no bad gems in the show.

I hope that answers your questions my fair Anon

>>5487487
Hopefully someone can add a red rocket once edit-san finishes it, because he doesn't do dicks

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>>5487026

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>>5487480
>pic

We COULD'VE had fun, but...no.

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>>5487465
Guilty as charged.

>>5487500
>there really are no bad gems in the show.
Let me give you a hint: It starts with P and ends with Earl.

>>5487374
42 is correct.
>steven is a gem, that's N = 5
it's just my weird nomenclature, really. but yeah.
with that definition of N my equation turns into
2^N -N -1 + 2^(N-1).
I just don't get why you substract ((2^(n-1))-n-1) instead of adding 2^(n-1). I assume it's a copy paste error?

>>5487505
I just really wanna see Jasper's legs.

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>>5487154
done
>>5487158
>>5487467
on the way

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>>5487465

>>5487531
>it became a jpg
Can I get the PNG thanks

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>>5487523
>implying I needed verification

You make it too easy, Rose.

>>5487500
Is there a reason everyone calls you Beefcake or is it simply a name?
As for requests, we just have to ask? That's it?

I'll stop with the questions. Thank you for your time. I hope to see you around here more often. You seem like an interesting person!

>>5487256
>Part of the body
Dick

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>>5487480
strike three you fucking retard

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>>5487485
but which one can hand stand when she need to and stretch her arms out, just for you?

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>>5487548

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>>5487542
sure

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>>5487514
Why do I always ruin the fun on /sug/? It's not my fault, I love you! But you guys wannuh KILL me!

>>5487570
Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it, greaseball?

>>5487531
Now make it look like she's climbing onto the dog's dick so I can post this with every "Jasper fucks dogs" comment I make

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>>5482496
I leave for one day...

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>>5487569
Someone beat you to it. Sorry.

>>5487580
lapidot is gey

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>>5487553
Meh, it's just a silly name that i like, nothing more
I mean, if you REALLY WANT TO you can pay me but idk, up to you mate. But yea you can ask me, i don't mind at all

Naw man, your fine, and your welcome mate, i'm usually on most of the days so its not hard to miss me, just keep a eye out for my skeletons pictures, its a giveaway that its me.

Aww thank you!

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>>5487514
>>5487580
>>5487596
you guys are adorkable

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anyway round 2
n e requests

>>5487596
OUT
M
E
M
E
D

>>5487580
I don't wanna kill you, Anon.

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>>5487619
Stop acting like you know who I am.

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>>5487626

reminder that Herny is worst gem

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>>5487608
>>5487619
>gey
You mean OTP?

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>>5487660
How does it feel to know a Jasperfag took your place?

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>>5487632
It fees like it sometimes....

>>5486573
penis

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>>5487682
these are the end times

>>5487525
It's the same exact thing desu, 2^(n-1) + (2^(n-1)-n-1) is 2^n - n - 1
you add the part that should be counter, I subtract the part that should be ignored
It's just some weird behavior left over from my statistics classes

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>>5487694

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>>5487675
OTP: Obviously Terrible Pairing?

Yes, that's what I meant.

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>>5487553
If you REALLY want to be cool, you'll call him Mr Bones Man like I do.

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>>5487721
Got anything to back up your statement shiggy?

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>>5487656
do I need to? the posts spoke for themselves.
And I could get to know you! In the undying words of the ghost of Christmas present: know me better, man!

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I'm taking another Greentext request because why not, its fun

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>>5487753
Steven finds amy's dildo

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>>5487744
I only need one: Zuke

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>>5487748
>calling me cute
>TRIGGERED

>>5486540
Some we're posted at the end of last thread I think.

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>>5487740
Hey. Hey, Doc.
Wanna here a joke?

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So Steven-Greg is obviously going to be the next major fusion, right?

>>5487775
>>5486540

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>>5487753
Greg, rose and pearl threeway

But with both of their attention mostly on rose and trying to one up each other

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>>5487800
Doc's gone buddy!

>>5487807
Fuck no. Why would they ever fuse?

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>>5487712
OH SHIT, now I see it. Jesus that took me too long. Sorry. I also just took a closer look how good the asymptotic approximation is (reducing the equation to 1.5*2^N). You can basically forget the error for more than 6 gems

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What does Pearl actually look like naked? Does she have pubes? Are her pubes trimmed? Is she completely shaven? Does she have a vagina? Does she have a penis? Does she have testicles attached to that penis or is it just a penis? Does she have a tentadick? A dog dick? A horsecock? An ovipositor? Does she have another gem down there? Is her clitoris a pearl too? Does she simply have nothing down there? Has the crewniverse ever said anything about Pearl's genitals? My curiosity is killing me.

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>>5487807
>hot af
Fuck I love being gay

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>>5487821
I'll tell ya the joke anyway!

And the joke is...

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>>5487807
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>5487158

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>>5487776
>Zuke

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>>5487832
What is supposed to go in there if it's all hard and shit

>>5487827
From a story telling perspective, its established that Steven is the only gem that could possibly fuse with a human. Considering there are only 2 human main characters, it would only make sense they fuse at one point or another.

On top of that, the forshadowing of Greg desperately wanting to fuse with Rose could give the scene a bit more emotional background

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>>5487832
>Sexless*

>>5487247
Wait, she caught gem mutants too?

Lefty on Jasper when?

>>5487875
I don't think Greg is that depraved to reexperience Rose.
On top of that, why would he ever put his son through that? It's not fatherly at all.

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>>5487786
pls I have called women 1.5 heads taller than me cute and "little one" (lost in translation, it's a term of endearment)
>>5487675
wait what?

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>>5487886
>when your religious celibate enemy starts drawing SU

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>>5487807

>>5487832
>not posting the Amethyst one

>>5487899
Nobody said Greg would force him to. Considering how much they sing and dance around, I am surprised they haven't accidentally already

>>5487675
Shipping aside, it's pretty cute how Peridot tries so damn hard to be a good friend to Lapis.

>>5487886
>accurate

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>>5487886

>>5487925
I can buy it being an accident, but never them deliberately doing it just to see what'll happen.

I love Greg too much as a character for him to start pulling some Pearl-tier levels of weird.

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>>5487886
>nobody fixed this yet
ayyyy lmao

>>5487965
You know where you belong

>>5487928
I'm glad Lapis hasn't just completely blown her off as a boring roomie and nothing more. I love seeing Lapis enjoy herself.

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>>5487951
Love it

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>>5487904
You are..........CONFUSING ME ANON!!!

>>5487965
Thamks but I'm still keeping the original to piss people off

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>I must admit

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going all day without food or water is not very fun...

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>>5487978
Yes, to meme hell. Guess how I got here.
Also, I'm not really sincere about this shit, if it comforts you. I'm just an insufferable memer.
>>5488020
that I can relate with

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>>5488030
>I'm just an insufferable memer.

>>5488024
Such a masterpiece

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"GEM HARVEST" LEAKS WHEN

>>5487612
You wouldn't happen to have written any stories of the homosexual variety, would you?

>>5488039
Good.

>>5488056
NYCC? unseen footage in 9 days

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>>5488024
Why did they make Pearl a chubby chaser? Is it because she needs all the protein she can get without eating?

>>5488056
>jasper begs a fat pumpkin to fuse with her

>>5488056
DO YOU LIKE THIS "LEAF", LAPIS?
I GREW IT JUST FOR YOU.
I EVEN CARVED OUR INITIALS INTO IT!

SEE? J+L

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>>5488056
"LAPIS LAYS AN EGG" LEAKED NYCC FOOTAGE WHEN

Gem harvest halloween episode please. It fits with being near to back to school.

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>>5488098

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>>5487995
what's wrong anon? I'm just a little affectionate.
>>5488045
no surprise here, right?
>gems eating salad
Always found that fascinating. It's so common for some reason. I mean I know more images of gems eating salad than reaction images they could reference

>>5488039
>When you're tripping on shrooms but your roommate smokes all the kush

>>5488116
NOW THAT ROSE IS OUT OF THE PICTURE, WE CAN FINALLY FUSE AGAIN.

RIGHT, LAPIS?

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>>5488142
>implying I'm out of the picture
Face it, Jasper. You'll never get rid of me.
And I'll always be Pink Diamond's favorite.

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>>5487800
>>5487821
>>5487844
I've got a joke...

Rubies.

>>5488116
Her aim isn't getting better.

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>>5488120
"Lapis eating salad" was just a weird trend that was going on for a while.

I don't know where it started.

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>>5488120
You sound very familiar anon, I hope it's you!

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>>5488191
Are you sure about that

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>>5488169
I've grown sick of you, Rose.

Leave.

>>5488235
Jesus I find that unreasonably sad and terrifying

>>5488180
I've got a joke!

Yellow Diamond's entire court.

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>>5488202
there's at least two I remember from other gems as well

>>5486541
actually pretty good

>>5488247
you are weak

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this one does not really count but I found it along the way

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>>5488270
That's a joke i can get behind.

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>>5487775
>It was a long and boring rainy day, the sun was hidden behind the blacken clouds and the winds were full of rain.
>Steven was looking outside, bored out of his mind, his face full of annoyance as he couldn't enjoy his Gamesphere, due to Peridot insisting on modding it to allow her to simulate a home world city.
>Steven groaned in his room, tossed and turned and rolling around in his sheets, emitting the same sigh over and over again.
>Peridot looked at steven from under a weilding mask, "Steven, this task requires absolute noise control, if your bored, why not hangout with the other gems?"
>"Pearl and Garnet are out on a mission at the bottom of the ocean and are using Lapis for help, there is no one to chillax with." Steven pouted, crossing his arms in a child-like manor
>"What about Amethyst?" Peridot said, as she carefully fused a rod of Plutonium to the gaming console
>Steven jumped up happily, "That's the great idea! Steven AWAY!!!" he said, jumping out of his bed and running towards the temple door
>Steven run up to the temple door and banged on it loudly, "Hey Amethyst, you up, I wanna do stuff!!" he said loudly
>"Like what stuff bro?" Said a familiar voice
>Steven turned and saw Amethyst in her usual favorite stop, eatting out of the garbage
>"Ah there you are, i was wondering if you would wanna hangout or some stuff." Steven said, shrugging.
>Amethyst chocked down the last cup of bleach and burped, "Hehe, sure thing bro, we can chill in my place, its so rad and cool." she said, giving a smug expression
>Steven laughed, "Sounds great!" he said
>"Let's beat this dump!" Amethyst said, knocking over the garbage and getting some on Peridot, who screamed as she caught fire.
>Amethyst pressed her hand against the temple door and the familiar purple glow emitted from her gem and the doors, causing a warm purple glow

Continued in next post

>>5488235
And I've grown disgusted by your presence.
You're a horrible gem.
But all life is precious and worth protecting.
Even your pathetic, hate-filled life.

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>>5488296
those watermelons were adorable you twat

>>5488315
>Amethyst suddently got up and jammed her finger onto Steven's nose, "Boop!" she said
>Steven laughed and did the same, "Boop! Your it!" and got up running, laughing all the way
>The two chased each other for osme time, getting dirty and sweaty from all the running, having a blast and having fun and the like
>Steven ran away from Amethyst, looking for a new hiding spit when he noticed a large blue dumpster with lids covering it under somt chairs and blankets
>Steven moved it out of the way and hid inside it, giggling.
>But when Steven sat inside the dumpster, he was dumbstruck with what he saw
>there candles, not lit, all around the dumpster, as well as cushions and very soft clena blankets lining it, making it relaxing to lay down.
>Steven saw pictures of many people and gems, some of them taken without them knowing it like creepshots
>Others were more mature for Steven, such a Vidalia lying nude on a couch, her naked body exposed to the camera
>Or another one of Pearl bend over, a whip around her waist, showing off her light blue pussy and asshole to the cameria, and she has a happy blushed experssion on her face
>Steven was rather confused as what he saw, and once he saw a picture of his dad, who looked much younger, with his cock out and facing the cameria with a very suggestive face, he looked away rapidly
>"Amethyst, your into some really weird stuff." he said to himself, trying not to look away.
>He noticed that on the opposite side of the dumpster aid a box called "Pleasure box"
>Steven slowly opened it out of curiousity and found 2 strange wands and 3 balls connected to a chain.
>"Wow, these must be secret Gem WEAPONS!!" Steven said excitingly, ignorant to the fact that one of the rods was really sticky
>Steven stepped out of the dumpster holding the two dildos and chained beads running out into the open

Continued in next post

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>>5488280
That image is more of a play on Pearl's dislike for eating, but yeah.

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and finally this one

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>>5487467

>>5488320
Except Pink Diamond's life

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>>5488325
>Amethyst came out, preparing to jump on Steven, "Here comes the Sha- huh?!" she said, stopping at what she saw
>"Zap! Zap! Hahahah!" Steven said, "zapping" Amethyst with the vibrating dildo
>Amethyst face went dark purple and she ran towards him, "Steven those arn't weapons!" she said, jumping at him and grabbing the toys from him
>Steven looked at her confused as Amethyst held them tightly, trying to hide them with her face full of blush still, "they aren't then what are they?" he asked
>Amethyst turned around towards him, "There....uh....toys...for me..." she said slowly
>Steven gave a look, "Toys? Do they come in brands and funny shapes?" he said
>Amethyst chuckled and shook her head, "Haha, eh no, um, its kinda a adult thing Steven" she said, still embarrused
>"Adult, but i am a big boy! Tell me!" Steven pouted but Amethyst shook her head
>"Steven, its not that, its just....well ill tell you what." she said wrapping her arms around Steven
>"When your older, ill show you ok, by then you'll know how to use them and such, deal?" Amethyst said with a smile, blushing
>"Deal!" Steven said, shaking her hand
>Amethyst sighed as Steven ran off, going back to her secret dumpster and cleaning her stuff up, hiding it better, "Oh that little boy, I love him so." she said to herself, chuckling as she kissed the Greg picture before leaving

Hope you liked it and let me know if you have any favorite bits!

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>>5488218
that may very well be the case!
remember the last thing we talked about?

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>>5488326
>>5488328
mfw Domino's salads commercial just came up on tv as i saw these

>>5488320
Decided to throw subtly out the window, didn't you...Rose.

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I love them

>>5487344
So you got a thing for the arm monster hug?

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>>5487888
Canonically yes

She has the other Gem Mutant from Nightmare hospital actually, the one that was with Armstrong

>>5488326
and I'm absolutely sure this one >>5488328
was a reaction image originally which was remade with garnet
>>5488371
life is full of glorious coincidences, right anon?