ERP - Bow To Your Queen Edition Stale Bread : >>5476684

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Nth for sleep

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I want to fuck D.va and Mercy.

Nth for lupin stop shitposting jinx because she got promoted and you didn't

>Bow to your queen

Thread that isn't literally just b8 in disguise here.
>>5479743
>>5479743
>>5479743

*is a furry moderator*
*notices shitposting*
OwO whats this?

Post your cards and let me fuck one of you!

>>5479755
Whats so bait about it? You're just upset this thread was made first you cuck. Delete this.

>>5479778
It's literally made for Jinx shitposting you retard.

>>5479765
*slices your throat, while putting fedora on*
Nothing personal...kid...

Jinx is a fucking nigger.

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>>5479748
Posting for when I get out of class-- let me know who you want played!

>>5479786
Delete your thread cuckboy.

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>>5479748
Sure.

>>5479790
*was a hologram*
*a furry hologram*
OWO

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>>5479731
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>>5479791
>>5479798
>being this mad that the only actual female in the community is a mod and does better than anyone else has so far

>>5479811
>the only female

>mfw jump on the Jinx hate just to see you idiots get buttblasted
>mfw you accuse me of Lupin
>mfw shit on 2 people for the price of one

WEW

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>>5479792
I want to fuck D.Va.
Orally.
Vaginally.
Anally.

>>5479832
W
E
W
D. LET THIS
I'M DRINK XD

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>>5479792
Whose dog did you run over to get this level of shitposting?!

>>5479811
>White knighting this hard.
If you aren't Jinx yourself, then godspeed, kiddo.

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>>5479681
(Looking at things, I think we should probably put this on the ice for now... Next time for sure though, more pettings will be had!)

YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT

ERP IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.

NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE TYPEFUCKING ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE TYPEFUCKING ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE THREAD ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THIS PLACE.

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>>5479748
Gotchu famalam.

>Jinx
>Shitposting

When did this happen?

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>>5479748
>It's another male avatar and meme episode
I'll make a better version soon I promise.

>Here comes the cavalry trying to drown the Jinx hate with shitposting.

:^)

>>5479854
(You're not wrong! See you next time~ )

>>5479865
Which one do I have to fuck to get you to stay in character and not just write worse porno posts than Luffy?

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>>5479792
>>5479843
Wait, are you the same Rosa I had that western stand off with all those months ago?

>>5479866
When she picked up Waluigi and DDD.

OH, wait, that's fun posting.

>>5479865
>>5479679
(Do you wanna continue or should we lay low for now? Its totally cool)

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>>5479792
>>5479846
Also, Diabolical Disc Demon. I don't know why. Something about that amuses me.

>>5479865
>Wants to fuck fire crotch
Mmmmm~

I bet Owain is behind this.

Reminder that responsible mods would ban people if they're found out ruining the threads with their shitposting.

>Mfw Jinx literally only blogposts and shitposts here but nobody has a problem with it because she's a female.

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>Make a reference to the character in the image (Queen Ripple)
>People confuse me with Jinx
Wew.
>>5479811
This entitled anon needs to get off their high horse though.
>>5479867
>Grass swaying intensifies

amgery

>>5479885
>relatively unknown player picks up a funposting character
>"OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS PERSON THEY RUIN THE THREADS WHENEVER THEY PLAY AS THAT SHITPOSTING CHARACTER!"
>Jinx picks up multiple funtposting characters
>"OH MY GOD JINX IS MY GODDESS I WISH SHE WOULD VISIT ME AND USE RANDOM KOREAN PHRASES WHILE SWALLOWING MY DICK LIKE SHE DOES THOSE TONS OF BAR-B-QUE HER IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND FEEDS HER!"

>>5479909
This

>>5479903
I fucked Jinx before, she never shitposts.

>>5479909
I came here to say this.

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>>5479843
If you'll be around in like..... an hour and 40 minutes, sure
>>5479884
I have noooo idea, haven't played Rosa much at all so probably not, sorry :/
>>5479885
Waluigi and DDD are for if I ever visit HG, haven't used Waluigi here since Lore first left. Up there more for fun than anything

>>5479914
>she never shitposts.
(You)

>>5479914
X Doubt

Yeah, but what about Ryuko?

>>5479792
>>5479921
Normally someone would lay low while the shitposting is in high swing, let it die down, and then come in with one of their characters that only a few people can readily associate with them.

Instead, you're going to cause even more of a shitstorm, and you know that you're doing it on purpose.

You're doing it to gather more sympathy for yourself, even though the majority know that you're not a total shitter like the shitposting says.

That's a good way to get less people on your side.

>>5479921
Nice blog.

>>5479865
(I would be up for some Juri, but once again, all this pointless drama background noise is just killing my mood.Is it really every day with this crap or did I start showing up at a weird time?)

>>5479927
>>5479930
So the reason why you're saying this is because she became a mod?

Fuck right off, m8. Don't confuse 4chan with Discord.

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Can we please go back to typefucking again?

>>5479931
Yeah, but how about Jinx tho

Go shitpost I mean say hi to HG >>5479677

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>>5479887
>>5479938
(Yeah, best to stay low until the drama blows over)
(Oh well I guess, it is that time of day)

>>5479968
THE BREAK IN CHARACTER
AND THE LAME EXCUSE

SHOW'S OVER FOLKS.

>>5479964
Fuck off neighbor.

>>5479968
(I'll let you know that i really enjoyed the comfy session with Laylamon and it made me happy.)

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>>5479721 (BIG GERMAN MAN)

.....

>Tracer looked at Reinharth with a bit of disbelief, as if she was INSULTED at his attempt at British English.
>Of course, it was merely a facade to conceal the sudden burst of laughter before happily wrapping her arms around his form, pressing her chest against his muscular own.

You are a true riot, old man. That's why I luv ya~

>She even ventured a flitarious wink at him before resting her head against his chest, getting comfortable much like a girl hugging a massive teddie bear.

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>>5479994
>smacks ass

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>the state of this thread

Well shit, time to pull out the angry Disgaea busts again. What the hell is wrong with you, people? At this point you'd be better off having this (/erp/) specifically for ERP and planning it out, as well as a seperate general (/erpg/) where you could OOC and have all the shitty drama you want. Christ, you're actually making me want to go to F-List. Yes, that's bad.

>>5480015
Thanks for sharing.

>>5480015
Thank the self righteous shitposters that think they're improving the threads with their drivel and complaints about complaints and caring about who thinks what.

I want to fuck d.va.

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>>5480002
>Grabs your cock.

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>>5480015
(You)

That should be enough attention for one day.

>>5480037
It doesn't stack on the same post though.

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>>5480032
Oh shit, what the fuck are you doing?

>>5480015
>You're actually making me want to go to F-List
You won't be missed.

>>5480015
thanks for the update you literally fucking who

>>5480015
Sounds like a decent enough idea but it wouldn't work. /erpg/ would just be treated like another discord server where people would drag whatever bullshit is going on there into the main thread.

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>>5480043
Grabbing your dick you fucking retard.

>>5480015
F-list is way better than these threads.

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>>5480055
No shit, but are you going to do anything else?
>smacks ass again

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>>5479904
>The Princess and the Queen have their pleasant coversation, and it feels as though the wind changes - an almost ominous shift in pressure that precedes a gentle warmth exuding from the ground itself
>Ribbon - seeming well aware of the probing fronds of grass, and welcoming of their efforts - feels a few strands whirl together into an agile tendril about the width of a human finger, that starts to run at her under her dress, hidden from sight
>Meanwhile, more shoots of grass worm their way up through the blanket - and if the Queen is too relaxed, dozy and splayed out, she might not notice the new lawn growing around her

Ever wonder how sodas don't fizz up from falling down vending machines?

>>5479975
So you're just going to bitch and make yourself look like the idiot instead of actually bringing up complaints like a civilized individual.
>b-b-b-but it's the internet
I don't care, be a decent human being, you fucking stooge.

>>5480073
Hey lore

>>5480015
F-list is far more enjoyable than these threads

>>5479865
Come back to HG, you little shit.

>>5480073
>actually thinking this
Okay, senpai.

>>5480087
He's right though

>>5480073
>>5480094
F-List is a decent backup option at best. It just looks better when these threads go into the shitter.

>>5480085
They do though.

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>>5480075
Nope, my lunch ends soon.
I'd let Adachi fuck the shit out of me though.

>>5480119
Nah it's the best option. The lack of anons only makes it better, you can just block shitters and shitposters on there

>>5480130
kys Lore

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>>5480124
I'll hold you to that at some point in the future.

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>F-list is better

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>>5480099
Would you kindly fuck off? They've come up with a decent card and actually contributes to this thread. More than anyone here is willing to right now. I don't care if the rp is mediocre, as long as they are having fun then there is no fucking point of shitting so hard on them. So for the love of god take your shit elsewhere.

>>5480130
Guess I'll be seeing you then.

>>5480149
>He goes to the literal dumping ground and expects to find something other than garbage

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>>5479990
>There was a moment when he was worried that his jesting had been poorly received... but only a moment.
>Tracer's habit of pretending not to be amused by something hadn't disappeared, it seemed, but her ability to keep a straight face hadn't improved, either.
>The bulky weight of Tracer's chronal accelerator bumps against the old knight's chest, but he's sturdy and well enough used to metal that it scarcely gets in the way of their big bear hug
>He smiles fondly down at the young woman, no flirtatious wink of his own in evidence - but a large hand does drift down her side, resting warmly against the sheer leggings that do little to hide her desirable buttocks.

Ah, we are two heroes too stubborn to quit! That is why we get along!

>>5480173
>literal dumping ground
Thanks for confirming.

>>5480173
This encompasses all of F-list, though.

>>5480173
You just described all of Flist

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>>5480077
>( >Contmebbe
>( Kek
>Yep, this was definitely magically enchanted at least. She giggled lightly, feeling the air get a bit hotter than expected for a typical september day. This thing was alive, more-so than just a few trees and a grassy plain. She relaxes, but not splays all on the ground like her mother, letting the tendril play with her body. She tries not to show any reaction and to even her surprise succeeds - other than a light blush of course.
>The queen, on the other hand, was enjoying the new, unknown warmth, still not cunning enough to know that there's something else living here. The blanket was pretty cheap and meant for one-time use - if enough grass leaves get through, it'll completely destroy the blanket's loose weaves undramatically, and leave her vulnerable on the... grass.
>Ribbon finally grabs her water and starts gulping it down. She has a feeling she won't be having food for a little while once this starts, and escape might not be the best option here.

Lets get back on topic..

So about Jinx being a shitposting bitch tho..

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>>5480173
>(Personal experience, this. You'll find a lot more competence in private channels, even if it isn't much farther into competency. Public channels are for one-shots or to be avoided tbqh.

Armstrong didn't die for this.

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>>5480153
Kek, they're actually from HG.

Is Bolin seriously 12 years old?

>>5480273
I know but its not relevant in this case.

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>>5480099
But anon-kun, I'm burnt out on HG, I've been doing it for nearly a solid year.

Let's put it this way:

The lowest the threads ever get is still miles above the lowest F-list gets on a regular basis, if you include everything in both cases.

Saying "Oh that's because you're supposed to use private channels" doesn't excuse the fact that the majority of the site is populated by fucking mongoloids and that's what it should be judged on.

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>>5480288
Bolin is indeed 12 years old.
>>5480289
It is though. Some anon memed on that homosexual, and you sperged out senpai.

>>5480288
Yes he is.

>>5480294
Not even close. The worst in these threads are just as bad as the worst on f-list

>>5480304
>>5480306
Man kids are getting smarter these days. When I was 12 I was a fucking retard. Still am desu.

>>5480304
I think i have my rights to do so.
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>>5480221
>The grass seems a touch longer than it was when the pair arrived
>And whether it's the wind, or some affect of the heat, clumps of it seem to be gathering around the ankles of both women (and the wrists of the sprawled out queen), soft as silk and wary as a cautious lover - trying to wrap around them so lightly as they fail to notice.
>In Ribbon's case, at least, there is also the distracting, insistent pressure of a coiling wisp of grass slithering under her clothing and gently teasing her folds apart as the force behind the field grows more bold in the face of her lack of reaction

>>5480328
The milky wilky guy proves this statement for me.
Not the memers, the guy who did it completely serious

>>5480304
Bolin is cute. CUTE!

>>5480086
>doesn't even use his avatar to make the post

>>5480328
>>5480340
Milky wilky is still less autistic than interchangeable cocks and that sasha "you need to edit your profile for me" bitch breaker thing

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>>5480183

Well, we Britons never know when to quit, after all!
"We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them on the streets... We will never surrender!"
Or at least that's how it goes? Pfthahaha~

>A warm smiled formed on her lips, still snuggling against the beefy form of the man, quite comfortble and safe in his arms.

It's good to see you around, I'm bloody serious about that~

>Feeling that hand of his close to her rear, Tracer flashed a cocky grin at him, carefully lifting his butt, almost as if attempting to tempt the older man.

>>5480355
Why the fuck would he? He's not RPing you fucking autist.

>>5480338
That's just cookie cutter shitposting dude. You sperging like that is only going to hurt them in the end.

>>5480338
>Whining about someone's RP when it's not with you
Yeah, you sure showed him.

>>5480340
F-list is a superior option as long as you're a competent roleplayer. You can easily tell people to fuck off on there, and making a decent profile is more than enough to dissuade most of the crowd from even attempting to approach you. I make my own characters on there look good with a decent amount of description and I rarely get approached by shitters.
>>5480356
Bitch breakers are total shitters anyway, the only people that like them are bad roleplayers.

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>>5480356

As both the main victim of the Milky Wilky meme AND an unfortunate survivor of F-List, I agree with this post.

>>5480370
So then why are you here? Fuck off to F-list.

>>5480362
>he
>implying you aren't talking about yourself

>>5480383
Because it's funny to laugh at you all sperging out over such petty drama.

>>5480370
WOW CAN I JUST SUCK YOUR COCK ALREADY? YOU'RE SO AMAZING.

I BET YOU'RE THE PERSON WHO WON'T RP IN THE THREADS BECAUSE YOU'D BREAK THE POST LIMIT WITH HOW MANY PARAGRAPHS YOU RESPOND WITH!

>M-MUH 20,000 CHARACTER RESPONSES

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All this fucking drama and I just want to fuck some bitches.

>>5480389
Don't fucking reply to me ever again.

>>5480370
F-list might have more bells and whistles, but as a whole it's pretty fucking garbage considering the people who use it.

The threads are bad, but they're nowhere near as bad.

>>5480380
jUST FUCKING COME BACK dARREN AND GIVE YOUR MOM A TWELVE-PACK FOR ONEC IN YOUR FUCKING SHIT LIFE YOU DUMB DSHIWATER SCRUBBER

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>>5480380

>>5480392
>Says while sperging out over F-list being better
wew

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>>5480389
And this is where I step in.
I don't defend myself, fambino, cause I know it'll just cause more problems and make me seem like even more ass.
Y'know, just a heads up.

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>>5480363
But its not their session. They literally just decide "Okay i drop my daily dosis of shit on this person."
I'm sorry i had to put it out this way.

>>5480383
>You can only use one site
I'm here to find people that are good at roleplaying so I can whisk them away to my pillow fort and roleplay with them, obviously.
>>5480408
I'd disagree entirely, these threads are way worse just due to the excessive amounts of drama that you stupid fucks keep bringing up. I've had far more enjoyable, quality roleplays on f-list than these threads.

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>>5480339
>The queen shared no reaction, still looking at the sky and the clouds. Her guard was completely off, so it was easy to wrap around her, even if the grip was rather light.
>Ribbon gave a quick glance down to her legs, seeing the clumps of leaves starting to form tendrils and wrapping around her legs. she wiggled her shoed feet to confirm that she was mooore than aware of what was happening here. Long story short, she's seen enough hentai to know where this is about to go. Why doesn't she warn her mother, then? Because that'd cause panic, and no-one here wants panic.
>Of course, the tendril teasing her folds was finally enough to entice a reaction, her thighs tightening a bit and the fairy forced to bite her lip to prevent a sound.

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>>5480413

>>5480405
>STOP REPLYING

>>5480423
>I don't defend myself
>starts defending self with that overly-affected "I don't care" tone that only people who are on the verge of tears on the internet use

LOL

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>>5480413

WHO THE DICKS ARE YOU

>>5480417

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5480420
Anon, you're pretty clearly the sperg here.

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>>5480438
post animals with snackfoods

>>5480433
Drama is good though.

It tickles my funny bone.

>>5480447
yuoR FFFFFUCKING FATHER mARHSALL! come back to the trailer and CLENA UP THESE FUCKING DIGIMON FIGURINES

ALL THESE FREE (YOU)'S HOLY FUCK. STORING UP FOR THE WINTER, BOYS

>>5480447
>Shoves Hotaru into a taffy puller

>>5480441
You have brain damage.

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>>5480332
Bolin is a retard, but he's a retard who can operate a computer.
>>5480338
I shitpost.
So what?
>>5480341
No.

>>5480441
>Still thinking I'm him

LMFAO

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>>5480452

>>5480454
These threads aren't even about ERP. They're about drama and autism, somehow having become more autistic than even the worst parts of F-list

>>5480470
You're fucking terrible, go back to hg.

>>5480486
Nah lol

>>5480450
Don't fucking reply to me ever again.

As a proffessional writer, I can agree that F-List is indeed superior to these trheads.

>people start shitposting about Jinx just start something up
>Jinx cronies start counter-shitposting to eliminate the shitposting about their waifu mod
>neither side will just shut up and Jinx won't be pulled from the mod list for being a divisive element

You have no one to blame but yourselves.

>>5480505
YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT

ERP IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.

NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE TYPEFUCKING ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE TYPEFUCKING ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE THREAD ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THIS PLACE.

>>5480509
Hey Lupin, Peach, and Lucas. Did you all work together on this post?

>>5480492
I'm not even the person you have such a fucking bug up your ass about. I just think you have brain damage.

>>5480517
>I-I-I-I'm not me, I swear!

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>>5480360
>Reinhardt smiled distantly as Lena rattled off a famous excerpt from one of Churchhill's speeches
>More than a century later, they still liked to brag about their victories over Germany
>What was that phrase they had? 'Two world wars, two world cups?'
>Ridiculous
>Still, good-natured banter was something he was fairly used to, and their tender cuddling was too enjoyable to get into ancient history, and he nods.

I believe that is how it went.

>With her tempting wiggle and cocky grin, his fingers dig past thin leggings and into plush flesh, his smiling face never faltering in the face of her provocation
>His voice, fr once, doesn't quite echo off the walls - a touch of sentimentality creeping into it

It is good to see you, too. It has been too long.

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>163 replies
>29 IPs

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So my car's tires were slashed for no fucking reason.

The ride was shaky and noisy, and I didn't get out of first. Before I knew this, I thought the transmission finally went. I was about to perform a eulogy for my 98 Corolla and be proud that she went with dignity.

Nope. Some asshole just slashed me. Apparently. Fuck this week.

>>5480360
>smacks ass

>>5480528
>defeats in a round of blackjack

Now I fuck Austrlia.

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>>5480482
Was it that obvious I wanted you to post it? <3
Thanks, cowmama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtLrn2zPTxQ

>>5480535
Cool
why should we care

>>5480525
Given that they spoke up on their own behalf with their avatar, I'd think you'd have put 2 and 2 together. Instead, you walked away from that equation trying to solve for x

>>5480535

>slashes your fucking tires

>>5480535
So, what? Are you going to pull Asuka out for some big nigger dick?

>All this F-list
You know what? Fuck that shit, lets just go to drrrchat instead.

>>5480555
What's drrrchat?

>>5480505
Thank you so much for reminding me of that copypasta. gotta find it now

>>5480545
>falling for the bullshit
The plan's simple. Argue as "anon" for a little bit and then throw on your avatar, act like you're higher and mightier than the person criticizing you, but then continue to engage them as anon in order to get your attention without having others know you as someone who shits up the threads by sperging out for attention.

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>>5480535
Sorry to hear that. Have a hug. But you might want to keep that in closed circles for now. We're kind of shitstorm city right now.

>>5480558
http://drrr.com/

>>5480567
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>>5480562
Nice tinfoil hat.

>>5480535
#HoodLife

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>>5480567
What the fuck is going on this time?

>>5480543
>>5480548
>>5480552
What in the fuck. Alright then.

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>>5480540
Just a little~
You're welcome, Awessum-Possum.

And that video is how I imagine you going about your daily life as a possum.

>>5480581
>if I call the other person crazy, I'll seem more credible
Gg

>>5480583
Anons are triggered by Jinx again.

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>>5480577
...What?

>>5480583
I have no idea.

>>5480496
You enjoy your not-erp thread, anon.

>>5480596
I think you might actually be deranged.

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>>5480540
>Rattles barrels and more barrels.
Get outta here rat.

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>>5480436
>As soon as the grass overgrew their respective joints, the individual trembling growths merge together into long snakelike tendrils that wrap around ankles and wrists with surprising strength in their velvety-smooth, narrow and dewless coils
>In the Queen's case, they merely hold her down as the blanket is split open by more tentacles emerging from the ground - but in Ribbon's, they merely start to push her ankles away from each other, parting her wriggling thighs so that the other probing length can slide inside her

>>5480454
Let me give you something to fap to then.
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5469745/#5469901

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Anyone wanna have some fun or am I here to solely shitpost again?

>>5480607
>>5480596

>>5480583
What the fuck do you want me to say? It's not like I'm going to fix it for you. We all have our own problems. Some of us deal with it, some of us ava post about their life for attention

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>>5480545
Anon, buddy. I appreciate you trying to defend me, I really do, but stop.
He's just going to keep thinking you're me, and he'll keep acting like a retard to get a rise out of you.
Only way to win, is not to play.

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>>5480611
That's way too much to read about people I neither know or care about, though.

I prefer quick and dirty spurts of drama.

>>5480610
Wow we get it you know words stop fucking typing so much when you could do it in one sentence and start being interesting you fucking cowherder.

>>5480621
Busy, or I would pound that former-nazi poon into next week.

>>5480636
>Fucks you
I'm the king of rp

>>5480633
see
>>5480562

How are you so stupid to follow the exact same plan I said you would?

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>>5480629
How about you not say anything.

>>5480597
Oh jeez. Of course.

>>5480600
We'll make it.

>>5480621
Rev up your shitpost engine I guess.

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In the midst of the caos, Chains Pickle becomes a meme.

>>5480636
>Anon is jealous that a field of grass is more interesting than he is

>>5480635
You should read it though. This is some real juicy stuff.

>>5480646
>ifunny.co
So you're underaged.

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>>5480646
Alright then. Hang in there, by the way. And listen to your own encouragement. You'll make it.

>>5480643
>>5480661
>these are the same people that will defend Jiro and Owain

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>>5480591
2-4 year max life expectancy.
Gotta live big or die trying.
Have a great day, and don't stay up too late!

>>5480609
Shoo, varmint!

Can I fuck d.va?

>>5480673
Owain writes too much due to interacting with shitters like Midna. Jiro is a good roleplayer and you probably hate him due to playing male characters.

>>5480671
>>5480646
>omg my tires got slashed guys on the internet please care about me
>omg i care about you so much you'll get through this
>snf thanks we're going to get through this
>oh yes we will we'll get through this we'll be fine

Fucking 15-year-olds.

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>>5480638
VERDAMMT

Another time then I guess.

>>5480650
But I don't feel like shitposting

dammit

>>5480683
lmfao

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>>5480666
I'm 25, anon. I found the picture on google images because there's not enough taylor artwork. I like this picture, but it happened to come from there.

>>5480671
>>5480683
Jesus, something really must have happened. Was there any reason for that?

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>>5480528

>Sure, Lena was the teasing typeof gal but a good natured one. Most of the times.
>Her fingers hooked on the collar of the man's shirt, standing on her titoes to give both his hand a better access to that world-famous arse and to plant a quick peck on his lips but not before pulling her goggles down, locking eyes with him.

Too long, mate. Too long~

>>5480682
>Owain writes too much due to interacting with shitters like Midna
So it's not his fault he's bad? Lol.

>Jiro is a good roleplayer
Every character is the same edgelord rapist unless he feels "sensitive" in which case every character is the same 16-year-old emo. Also he writes like four sentences to say the exact same damn thing over and over again.

>>5480685
What can you do? Everything is burning.

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>>5480683
I really shouldn't be responding, but whatever.
I know Taylor's player outside of ERP. He's my friend, thus I'm showing concern for him.

>>5480646
How about you not say anything as well...? What sort of stupid logic is that.
>Hey guys here's my completely unrelated life problem
>Why should we care
>like omg stop talking
What a little bitch

>>5480695
>I'm 25
Sure you are. Why do you act like you're still in high school?

>>5480708
THEN FUCKING TALK TO THE SHITTER ON SOMETHING THAT ISN'T THE THREAD YOU FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE BUTTBUDDY TWINS.

>>5480708
Don't give then munitions.

>>5480673
Please say how each of them are bad rpers

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>>5480695
Here you go famo

>>5480721
literally look at
>>5480697

>>5480338
when mediocre players meet mediocre anons

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>(Ignore the troll.
>>5480610
>Of course, now it's too late for the queen, the coiled grass easily taking advantage of her prone position. She wasn't even looking until now, noticing that the grass has gone a little thinner on some areas, and others... well, they aren't just grass anymore.
>Of course, being as clumsy as she was, she drops her glasses in the middle of the panic she had before her acceptance of fate. Now she can't really see in general, let alone Ribbon's condition. She thinks it's similar.
>The rather lewd, pink-haired fairy did a fake-struggled in the bonds, playing along as her legs were spread apart to reveal her clothed crotch. She gasps as the teasing grass tendril finally slips inside, her blush deepening.
W-wow, didn't expect a picnic to end like this.. Ggh.

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>mfw

I guess it's back to Runescape with me.

>>5480724
Now who is an example of a good rper

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>>5480705
Well I'd like to put out the fire and salvage what I can but...

If everything's on fire am I on fire too?

>>5480749
Fucking Jiro would be decent if he didn't play the same character over and over with a different skin and could produce more interesting content. Maybe he could stop using the most flowery words he can think of like he's trying to impress everyone with how pretentious he is.

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>>5480723
Thank you kind anon, I appreciate it. saved over the old one.

>>5480714
>>5480709
Alrighty then, Ill just give you your pacifier and I'll be on my way.

>>5480708
We shouldn't be responding. We should jsut watch it go down.

>>5480762
this desu

i still want to fuck his boipussy

>>5480765
>Alrighty then, Ill just give you your pacifier and I'll be on my way.

>g-g-g-g-g-g-g-guys I'm s-s-s-s-s-s-s-so much b-b-b-b-b-b-b-better than those m-m-m-m-m-m-m-meanie baby anons!

>>5480765
Bye, thanks for stopping in with your non-rp. Don't let the door slam on your injured rumpus.

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>>5480696
>The massive tank of a men gently leans his head forward, tilting just enough so that in their hug their foreheads lightly touch, his mane of grey hair brushing against her dark brown mop
>Their noses make brief but lingering contact, and his smiling, whiskery lips pucker to return her quick kiss - his fingers digging near-lustily into her plump backside.

Fancy reliving the old days a little, Lena?

>>5480752
Yes, we are all burning and it sucks.

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>>5480765
I have better things to do. I'm going to go do them...But we should totally have a session later. I am entirely too furry for Taylor.

>>5480782
I applaud anyone who CAN RP during this maelstrom.

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>>5480749
Anyone who is a "Good RPer" by most senses would not even touch erotic roleplay with a ten-foot pole. Too busy RPing actual PLOTS. With love and romance.
>>5480762
I feel his Taranza is at least a nice change of pace.

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>>5480802
I might just do it. I have enough workable pics now.

>>5480779
>>5480782
Yep. You showed me. I guess.

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Right well, I see two options of how this plays out.

Option one, we crash this thread with no survivors.


Option two, actual lewding.

Option 2.5 I bring the whole crew and multifag my way to sucking every anon off.
>card related

>>5480800
Stop being such a downer! You're on FIRE!

Literally.

>>5480807
>Anyone who is a "Good RPer" by most senses would not even touch erotic roleplay with a ten-foot pole.
I'm surprised you aren't out scoring mad pussy with your dick since it's long enough to fit that far in your own ass.

>>5480818

I want a threesome with Graf and Bismarck.

>>5480818
Why do you have like 4 nazis?

>>5480818
>Shirasaka Koume
YOU HAVE MY UNDIVIDED ATTENTION

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>>5480818
>multifag
I got a few hours before work, let's see how many we can calm down.

>>5480818
I'd do Bismarck.

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>>5480765
>post something that couldn't be relevant to the thread by any stretch of imagination
>try to act like you've got the moral high ground when you get called a faggot for it

Honestly I don't know what you were expecting. What the fuck, man?

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>>5480826
Ask and you shall receive.

>>5480827
1 nazi, 2 german boatgirls, 1 sith, 1 borderline loli, I mean "idol"

Yeah that's about it.

>>5480832
Excellent. You're next.

>>5480838
Let's do this shiet

>>5480847
Are you up for it?

>>5480855
>Says the one who only ever shitposts and sucks Kurishit's cock

>>5480855
All you do is blogpost with Kirisu, who the fuck asked you anything

>>5480807
I roleplay actual plots. Just not on here since all the anons here are SHIT.

>>5480820
Agreed, to say that I am an exception to my own theory would be me eating the wedding cake that I baked. I'm just as bad as everyone else here in terms of shitposting and autism.

>>5480869
>>5480871
>Kenny makes a valid point
>the only points Ash and Asuka can make are ad hominem attacks

>>5480866
I will be patient.

>>5480866
Germans are nazis though
Sith is space nazi

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>>5480731
>The long tentacles seem to be growing - not so much in width, but in length. The 'grass' is definitely growing at an unexpectedly fast pace, elongating all the swaying growths
>The longer they grow, the further they swirl about the limbs of the fairies - the pinning tentacles gliding over soft flesh almost teasingly as bolder examples wriggle straight for the fairies' respective holes
>Without warning, three such vines force their way under the Queen's dress, twitching apart any coverings they find in order to force their way inside her pussy as she struggles, whether it be even the faintest bit damp or not.
>Ribbon, seeming the more passive of the two, is treated more gently - but not by much
>While the original teasing cord starts to part her walls all the way back to her womb, another pendulous growth rises up beside her and presses insistently against her cheek by the side of her mouth

>>5480866
Totally. May as well go for it, right?

>>5480878
You dropped your avatar, Kenny

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>>5480838
I want to hatefuck Asuka.

>>5480794

Blimey! Here I thought you'd never ask, big guy!

>Tracer happily jumped on his arms, getting comfortable as her own arms rovided some support as she held that muscular neck of his, her slender, athletic legs hanging as she was carrried.
>Doing it with a man who doubled her age? Well, she loved wrinkles... And then again, D.Va fucked everyone already and she's like 12 years old or so!
>Giggling and happily nuzzling against his neck, Lena planted another quick kiss on his cheek.

Lead the way~

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>>5480878
I really should have left by now, I don't know why I haven't. Either way, not me. I actually will take this opportunity to admit I was wrong and should have, in fact, contacted him directly to wish him well regarding his car. That was my bad.

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>>5480855
Uhhhhh... you know that saying about throwing stones when you live in a glass house? Yeah, this applies greatly here. Come on Kenny, don't do this.

>>5480878
That wasn't us.

>>5480866

Excellent~ There's literally nothing greater than two beautiful German shipgirls riding my cock.
Maybe three of them but that's for another day. Hmhm.

>>5480878
I'm not Ash or Asuka, but I don't disagree with Kenny. I'm just pointing out that he does the exact same shit, even putting his avatar on to do so. He who is without sin cast the first stone and all that shit.

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>>5480889

[Forgot me picture!]

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>>5480866
(Please be around when I get back!)

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>>5480898
>it's an Asuka can't be wrong episode

>>5480818
Then I want Darth Talon to suck me off!

>>5480838
I want to bully a little sissy boy's panty-bulge!

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>>5480879
(You don't have to wait for long you know)

Hey, uh..how are you?
(>>5480880
Now that's just generalizing.
Albeit given the fact that you are technically correct in both cases. The best kind of correct.

Anyway do you want me to suck you off or something?)

>>5480901
>pointing out when someone does something wrong is the same as punishing them

>>5480855
You are the last person here to be lecturing people about staying on topic dude, even if you are totally right.

I fuckin love this thread. People are just jumping on anybody and attacking them. I need more popcorn.

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>>5480898
>slices your fucking blog
BANG! And the dirt is gone!

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Quickly, post what you're listening while the shitstorm is going down.

>>5480946
I'm doing great. How's my absolutely favorite idol?

>>5480969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3PQHM9UnX4

>>5480950
Wat.

I'm not disagreeing with the point he made, nor defending Ash and Asuka. I'm observing the fact that he put on his avatar specifically to say so, meaning he's either virtue signaling or trying to stir shit.

Regardless, Kenny's right, they need to fuck off. So does he.

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>>5480955

>>5480966
*kicks toko in the face*
Ha. Za warudo.
*times stop*
*throws knives*
*throws grenadeS*
*throws his fedora*
.......URIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>5480969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfuCxlVUngE

>>5480969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkNa5xzOe5U
tired of fighting

>>5480969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8L7gCNmFsQ

Can you please make sure your cancer furries don't leak into our thread again?
-HG

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>>5480969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIiovdH45Bo

>>5480994
My brother!

>>5480986
No, you made your epic deep Biblical allusion and didn't understand it, that's what I was saying.

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>>5480966
Like I need more shit slashed.

>>5480955
Well to be honest, I shouldn't have talked about my car. I didn't know shit was going down. That was my mistake.

>>5480969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tunyHzc7rw

Attempting to stay on topic.

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>>5480969
You stole muh job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5LspM3rHRU

>>5481005
HG has more furries than we do, though.

>>5481005
What?

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>>5480969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

I won't give in to this glorious shitstorm.

>>5480986
It's probably more that he wanted to have his name to back it up instead of just being Anonymous, since someone can hold his words to him.

>>5481018
Fitting because I'm an immigrant, kek.

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>>5480885
(It's on then.)
Wunderbar!

Hello herr anon, how are you?

>Bismarck greeted him with a wide smile

>>5480900
>Bismarck and Graf both surround anon together, Even though Bismarck was better suited for full on combat, Graf was in the game too, both of them circling the anon looking him over from top to toe

Come here often?
>Bismarck teases, running her finger along his neck

>>5480923
(Maybe)

>>5480969
https://youtu.be/VqG_7JRHGAA

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>>5480883
>Ribbon surprisingly didn't react too much to the tendril entering her rather wet slit. Was it the thickness of the tendril that didn't really get to her? Either way, that wasn't what got her to moan, even if she grunted from the entry. She wasn't more passive - just aware and accepting, unlike her mother which is now the classical tentacle monster victim.
>What got Ribbon's reaction was the vine punching through her cervix, causing the fairy to cry out in surprise. Yes, it still felt good, and because of so many rough entries she didn't hurt too bad, but boy was it a surprise! Enough for her to lose focus on the tendril that was rubbing against her cheek. Easy way in.
G-ggaaah!
>The Queen struggles harder, wanting to "Save" her child but failing to, of course, by the tough grip of her assailant. Her own panties were easily pulled away compared to Ribbon's mini-bloomers, which needed to be torn apart or pulled down in order to reach her holes. The vines easily break into the mother's slit, causing her to cry out in shock.
G-gaaaaaahh! R-Ribbon, you okay!?

>>5481019
We don't want them, though.

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>>5480993
>she likes this
Oh yeah, harder daddy, kick me until I shoot milky wilky out of my nippy wippies.
>>5481015
Hi, I'm Barry Scott!
This here is some nahsty groime, but with a bit of Cilit Bang...
>She sprays your eyes with Cilit Bang
BANG! And the dirt is gone!

>>5481024
>>5480967

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>>5480888
Everyone wants to hatefuck Asuka. I don't blame em.

>>5480936
S-So... Taylor? The one I'm currently posting?

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>>5480889
>>5480908
>The bearded giant of a man snorts a breathy laugh at her obvious enthusiasm, glancing around when she tells him to lead on
>He cocks his head just a touch to one side, and with her arms around his neck he shifts his grip so that both of his hands are holding her up by her hindquarters
>Rather than take her anywhere in particular, however, he seems just to carry her to a wall
>A low, purring growl escapes his throat as he pushes the little woman up against it, his warm hands trying to sneak below the tight fabric of her leg-coverings but ending up rolling them away instead, grinning

Unless you have anywhere in mind... I remember making do in all sorts of places.

>>5481044
Fyxe is one of the most popular and worshiped avatars over there

>>5481036

I come here all the time but sadly it's not often when I get to meet two Germanic beauties such as yourselves.
>He smiles at the touch of her finger, enjoying the attention given to him by that playful digit.

>>5481053
>I don't need this today.

Anyone who ever says this is a little bitch.

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>>5480933
(You're on)

You wanted to see me master?

>>5481054
Yea! Bend over so I can go to town on that little sissy-bulge~!
>Anon already pulling out his fat meatpole to bully the little faggot<3.

>>5481064
>shitposted 24/7
>worshiped
what are you even talking about

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Ayy where da drama at?

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>>5480976
I'm good..just got back from a tour!

But um you probably don't want to hear about all that...

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>>5481064
t. Someone who knows nothing of HG.
We're fine with Fyxe's continued presence here, for the most part, but she's not that relevant.

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>>5480969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPQaesEyAL0

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>>5481095
>pushes into the ocean

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>>5481036
(So eine Schande! I always miss Bismarck. Have a good day though!)