Hatsune Mix Season 4 Ep 99
Prepare for battle!
> 1. First 24 entries get in
> 2. A name, a tribute image, and Gender of that tribute is needed
> 3. No dupes!
> 4. Please save your filler for dead hours or if we have lack tributes
> 5. To not take up time swaps will only be allowed to the first 5 that request it
> 6. Alternatively you may forfeit your spot and it will go to tributes past cutoff
> 7. That's it! Sit back and wait for roster check and the bloodbath.
> 8. Enjoy yourself!
Sliver Queen
Hoshi Remover Hitler
>>5461945
Prisma Illya
Komachi
>>5461945
Natsuki Subaru
Artoria Pendragon
Anime Butte
>Female
Lord Beerus
Hanamaru
>>5461945
Sanae Kochiya
Regulus Corneas
Meiling
Chinatsu Kuramoto
Hajime Hinata
Hitler Remover Hoshi
>>5461945
Maria and Harusame
Yukine
King DDDDD
TEM
My Lovely Wife
The Booties
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>5461945
chara
Kaede Akamatsu
Captain Luna
Hitler enthusiast trap
D.Va
>>5461978
This means war, you gook
>>5461984
>>5461945
Paper chan
Aoi Asahina
>>5461982
>card effect negation
Pretty good, though I have no idea how hard it is to get it out since I never heard of the D/D archtype
>>5462000
I may have lost the war, but I have not yet lost the battle.
Juzo the cat.
>>5461984
GEE
I WONDER
WHO THIS
COULD BE
Makise Kurisu
>>5462007
they have pendulums
so pretty easy
>>5461998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOvc1EUcSiY
Ready?
Mumei
>>5461945
Urias Fordemonde
>>5461947
I didn't say they couldn't touch me, they would just likely forget about me and I can jump the fence
>>5461945
Jacket
>>5462030
Swap if it is possible.
>>5461993
>>5462021
>>5462030
Thanks for hosting in advance, Miku
>>5462030
swap
>>5461980
for
>>5462027
I have stuff to do anyway
>>5461956
>>5461958
>>5461959
>>5461960
>>5461961
>>5461963
>>5461965
>>5461966
>>5461967
>>5461969
>>5461970
>>5461972
>>5461976
>>5461977
>>5461978
>>5461979
>>5461980
>>5461982
>>5461983
>>5461984
>>5461987
>>5461990
>>5461991
>>5461993
>>5461996
>>5461998
>>5461999
>>5462003
>>5462021
>>5462027
My pussy smells like applesauce.
>>5462027
>>5462030
Please swap my waifu out with this redhead. I don't want her getting hurt.
>>5462030
I now yield to sleep. When I wake there will be a skeleton at my feet with one testicle!
>>5462029
Amazing
Guess who's back!
And I have a friend with me!
>>5462030
Yes, let's get started
>>5462056
You're late
>>5462056
how many times are you going to come back
>>5462046
Can I smell it...
Reigen Arataka
Begin!
>>5462042
You're very welcome.
>>5462040
>>5462043
done
>>5462048
Someone beat ya to it
Daily reminder that true love in HG is dead.
>>5462072
I don't know.
>>5462064
No you're late...
Why people think Red/Ditto is cancer?
I think that their pretty awesome
>>5462056
Did you escape from psychotic department?
>>5462066
>Pulls your head towards my crotch
>>5462073
Can i lick your balls?
>>5462030
Yeah, it's fine. Ready to go.
>>5462046
Ultimates really are weird...
>>5462081
>>5462082
This is some sort of joke, right?
Eurofags are a shit
>>5462082
what!
You can't be me that's impossible!
>>5462082
Trust me and only me, precious butt. I know what's best for you.
>>5462083
For
you
Day 1
>>5462096
Only if you laugh.
>>5462083
I like u hosh the sad part is you dont notice me sempai
>>5462046
And that's exactly why you are equal with garbage. You've been touched by so many, that various things started to grow between your legs, and the fact that you thought that we couldn't smell your horrible stench from here is slightly baffling. I don't want to offend you, but your existence lost its value the moment the first of the many men that touched you got close to your lower entrance, and since then you probably reached levels that only trash like you could reach. Now, how about you take yourself and your smell somewhere else so we, the actually valuable members of society don't have to endure the terror that makes even my stomach tremble.
>>5462082
Alright...I wonder if Togami would enjoy this? The fatter one, I mean... He always did enjoy his foods...
>>5462116
You think so? I'm not so sure, considering we're supposed to kill each oth- A-And there it is...fantastic...
>>5462093
>kamukuras your senpai
<3
>>5462116
Normally you'd think I'd be upset about something like this, but it's not like anyone would have traded spots with me anyways. My work is more important than these games anyways.
>>5462116
It looks really adorable when you do it, but....
I shouldn't finish my sentence
Also Asahina poster isn't me.
>>5462130
fag Gaius agian, you sack of shit.
If i fag a dangan i become relevant?
>>5462119
I don't know who to talk to anymore.
Everyone usually has that one person they can spill their soul onto, but I'm enduring without such a person.
But good night, anon. I pay that I might notice you some day.
>>5462085
>trying to compliment yourself as anon
topkek
>>5462116
I still have those? The greatest mission I had was rescuing that private in vietnam and all I got was hate for it.
>>5462093
I just wanted to eat ass all day.
>>5462123
I love you Ken Johnson.
>>5462145
Cancer!
An early arena event.
>>5462145
I fag two, and I'm still not relevant.
>>5462154
Hallo?
Can anyone hear me?
>checks the wiring
is this thing even on?
>>5462152
Kill yourself, dumb swimmer slut.
>>5462154
The hero always survives!
>>5462154
Playing space invaders and flight simulators finally paid its efforts!
>>5462170
You first!
>>5462178
>slices your fucking face
DIEDIEDIE
Night 1
>>5462174
Does he?
Cirno is my favorite oldfag
>huggu
>kissu
Never leave,love ya
Sometimes i wonder if LF ate to much dick while he was having an orgy with Izuru and Ramsay.
>>5462185
>Fucking dies.
>>5462190
>t-thanks, you too
>>5462189
I-I'm just hiding! Hoshi wants me dead, so it's only natural to hide until he leaves!
>>5462190
Cirno is good for bullying
>>5462194
Sometimes I wonder is there any reason to live
Then I look at your posts and know there isn't.
Feast
>>5462174
>>5462207
Hiding and losing isn't worth the trouble, grandson.
>>5462189
This looks like the plasma pistol from Halo 2, I wonder if-
>Satou blows up his own hand
...Perfect!
>>5462216
Hanamura better watch her fucking back.
>>5462207
You failed horribly!
>>5462210
Then lets both commit suicide though i probably wouldn't do it anyway.
>>5462091
H-HEY!. what is wrong with you?!.
>stabs
>>5462216
>>5462223
You're just mad because she got the chance to explode all over your wife and got some creampie action.
>>5462220
It wasn't supposed to end this way! I'm the hero was all need and deserve! If I die that soon I'll never change the lives of everyone here!
>>5462085
>Their
Plants vs Chara
>>5462232
>Fucking dies again
>>5462238
you can't blame the underaged spic for having bad english skills
>>5462234
She better watch herself, because I'm coming to snap her neck
>he disappears
>>5462250
I want to Zura Zuramaru's Zuras.
>>5462237
Nobody here is desperate enough they need miracles from a hero. Why don't you become the villian instead?
>>5462242
C'mon you people, aren't we here to hunt and kill this huge dragon?
>>5462250
Don't you zura me. You know what you've done, and you must pay. I'll get my revenge...for my wife...for my own peace of mind!
hmm disturbing but effective
>>5462247
Bolin and Tricky do better then them.
>>5462245
sinners this days,,,, only caring about sex.
>>5462271
>then
>>5462261
There's no reason to become a villain. I'm not so dumb as to let myself get taken over by all things bad and evil. Unlike you I still have hope for the future.
>>5462276
>Rapes you in death
>>5462276
>implying being an edgelord who stabs people isn't a sin
>implying being on 4chan isn't a sin
>>5462271
>>5462281
>>5462260
You city people talk in a weird way, zura
>>5462268
Im sorry zura...
Please dont hurt little me
>>5462269
No way Im going to open a package filled with blood!
>>5461960
Komachi a best
skipped a peace, make a wish on a dead star
>>5462290
This is a christian website!
>>5462294
>grabs your head and twists it around 180 degrees
Fuck you for taking the life of an innocent woman. For that you must pay for your own.
>>5462288
STOP.
>>5462308
Indeed
You can sin all you want if you're a christian, just make sure to repent before going to bed
Crushed.
>>5462300
Stop that, I'm busy.
>>5462311
>she spins while you try to twist her head and then pretends shes dead
I hope that weirdo leaves me in peace now, zura
>>5462321
>Doesn't stop
>Keeps raping you
>You like this
>>5462323
We have no sins at all! Its all fake!
>>5462282
Who's talking about nonsense like evil? Let's just create a stage for us immortals to have fun, grab a gun and get going with it! This place is just nothing more than a permanent cage for carnage, what future does it has?
>>5462301
You're hired! This was the easy part of your initiation. Now here comes the real deal
>Satou takes out a Mortal Kombat cartridge
Choose your destiny.
Bear food! Final 3!
It's the calm before the storm.
Name some literally whos
>>5462343
i don't have gender, how the fuck are you raping me?!
>>5462330
>It was ghost who did all the difficult tasks.
Good job! Little they know about you, my best companion!
>>5462356
>>5462357
Hoshi is a fucking newfag.
>>5462359
you've got a mouth
>>5462339
>stabs you in the gut
It's time for you to die...
>>5462359
Being genderless doesn't mean you don't have any genitals.
>>5462359
She's raping you with her vagina you white shitlord
peace was skipped, uh, final 2
>>5462347
The thing is we're the only "immortal" people here, and I use that term loosely because I think we'll both die of old age eventually. I also don't like getting hurt as much as you do. You're better off finding some other immortal while I play your video games.
>>5462349
That was quite the long night without any guns at hand. At least I got myself some good bear meat and high quality fur!
>>5462371
...
>gets raped
>fucking kills himself
>>5462370
Im sorry mister but you are not getting your revenge, you see, I already died right here >>5462330
>>5462389
>calling yourself genderless
>uses male pronouns
????
>>5462395
>buries zura 8ft underground
Next time think before you hurt my wife.
>>5462389
>You become a ghost where i continue to rape you for all eternity.
>>5462400
Don't be so harsh to them.
>>5462400
he's a genderfluid with he/him/his pronouns
>>5462412
But I wanted to be buried at the sea
>>5462415
>tfw no chocolate waifu in real life
And we have a winner.
>>5462424
You have no right to be picky when you're a murderer.
>>5462271
t. Bolin
>>5462389
too bad junko didn't kill herself as well after getting raped
Congrats!!
>>5462382
Denied, nobody plays my vidoegames without cooperaing at least once with me. Besides...
>Satou points at the arena, dead tributes and a destroyed landscape as far as the sight goes.
You can tell how much fun these people just had, why would you ruin their moment?
and the placements, that's all folks!
>>5462435
Congratulations
>>5462441
and thank you for hosting
>>5462430
I guess at least at 8ft deep it should be pretty quiet. My body will be able to rest in peace, zura
>>5462415
a-at least is better than be with that dumb schoolgirl.....
>>5462439
Cooperating*
>>5462441
Thank you so much for hosting a stage for us to play.
>>5462441
Thanks for hosting.
>>5462435
Kurisu a qtu
>>5462426
>>5462435
Congratulations Dr. Pepper!
Thank you for hosting Miku-taaaan~!
>>5462439
I think we've cooperated more than enough times in the past. Remember all the fun times we've had back when we first met? Those were good times. Memorable times. That's more than enough of a reason to let me play your games.
>Subaru looks at all the wreckage, unaware of how bad everything looked
Are you sure you can call that fun? It looks kind of depressing to me.
>>5462445
>>5462457
>>5462461
>>5462463
yer welcome!
>>5462433
???
>>5462441
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5462469
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
>>5462435
B-Be thankful I gave you my spot Kurisu...
thanks for hosting miku
>>5462470
junkofag got raped and attention whored about it
>>5462488
I got sexually assaulted at work once.
>>5462488
Hoshi spread private information.
FTFY.
>>5462488
Since when are niggers into fat males?
>>5462463
You kidding me? I haven't felt this alive since I started my plan to take over Japan a few months ago, this has to be the reason some of our regulars keep coming back!
>Hoshi pulls a Paul
>He isn't completely alienated from the community.
>tfw wake up and half the thread is blocked by my filter
What's going on with you fuckers today?
>>5462488
Only the attention whore part is true.
it's a lie like many others to attract pity.
>>5462415
Did you know I have a dick...
>>5462515
you can alienate someone from ERP just by not ERPing with them
If you try alienating someone from HG by banning them from your game you get shitposted
>>5462518
posts that reply to the filtered post get filtered aswell dumbass
>>5462510
It's not normal to get a kick from this kind of stuff. Even if none of us actually die it's kind of sickening that this is what makes you feel alive. Have you always been this psychotic, or did it start when you found out you were unable to die?
>>5462515
He's pulled like 12 pauls though.
Every time we try to alienate him he keeps coming back. He is immune to our counter shitposts. He is fueled by them man. All we can do is ignore him but his ass keeps showing up.
>>5462518
>teleports through your seven layers of battle rp filters
heh................nothing....
>stabs you
So hg discord when
>>5462515
No
Paul pulled Hoshis
>>5462534
we have one, newfag
>>5462534
https://discord.gg/QQXAbYg
already exists
>>5462534
There is one already.
>>5462565
>her
Every pro Hoshi post made by an anon is actually Hoshi.
Prove me wrong
>>5462565
>disliking hoshi means I'm defending Junko
>>5462580
>proves you wrong
jesus christ this again
Can't we just all vote to officially ban these two drama whores?
Daily reminder that the only thing keeping HG alive is drama rather than roleplay. Avas who legitimately role play are the playthings of anons who merely want to exploit the lot of them for laughs.
This has always been and always will be
>>5462596
Junko didn't even do anything. It's Hoshi being a Paul. Get rid of Hoshi and get rid of all the problems.
>>5462596
>banning anyone
>waaaaah drama ruining my """""""""quality""""""""" hg threads
>>5462614
>Not the first post from this IP.
Not surprised.
>>5462614
kys no face
>>5462531
You're starting to sound like the psychiatrist I was forced to listen after being discharged with honors from the army.
>Satou sits back and plays the vidya
I've had little regard for life since my youth, and it sort all came to the surface with the right mix of ingredients: Boredom, sub-human skills and conflict between two countries!
>>5462614
go self loath somewhere else
>>5462623
yeah his first post was >>5462487
>>5462609
>Junko didn't even do anything.
Hello newfag.
Both are shitty human beings. Sociopathic pathological liars that should be locked up somewhere far away from here.
>>5462529
>don't give Hoshi (You)s
>don't join Hoshi's games (easy since he never hosts.)
It's not that hard.
>>5462639
>don't give Hoshi (You)s
>It's not that hard.
Do you know where we are?
>>5462632
kind of irrelevant to what I'm saying
>>5462639
He hosted earlier to steal an ava.
>>5462614
CONGRATULATION YUKINE!!!!!!
HERE IS YOUR WINCARD!
>>5462659
>searches for emo weeaboo
kek
>>5462629
I want to know why you don't care for life. There has to be a reason for it. Babies don't come tumbling out of their mothers hating humanity.
What happened to you when you were younger? Who, or what, made you feel like you could take another human's life and not feel a single thing?
>>5462659
>>5462673
Glad you like it. I hope the Unused character lady is here too, she kinda helped you win
>>5462659
>>5462673
https://vine.co/v/endnFuUTpIQ
>>5462659
>FAKKU
Became cancer the moment they became jews and made the site membership based.
>>5462682
This is sammy tier
fantastic
>>5462639
You say it like these retards can stop giving their attention to Hoshi. Instead of them helping to better this shithole by hosting they think shitposting Hoshi in hopes to kick him away will somehow improve everything.
>>5462688
Yeah, I always believed in you.
You can be proud.
>>5462696
>>5462696
that's not the joke stupid
stop assuming shit
>>5462704
>first winscreen
>its as a background character
>>5462720
It's a canon winscreen then, even better, kek
>>5462711
What's the joke you dumb cunt
post logs
first 24
>>5462738
>>5462738
>>5462744
colette
>>5462671
Honestly? I have no idea myself, Subaru. As far as my memory can go back I already was killing little creartures with the forks stored in mom's kitchen. I could maybe ask my parents but they're on their graves now.
>>5462744
Sanae Kochiya
>>5462748
>s3_proxy
>>5462744
FRANK HORRIGAN
>>5462744
Regulus Corneas
>>5462744
Eggman-kun
>>5462744
Yukrain
>>5462770
hey man I just google imaged that, I don't run proxies
>>5462738
>I did date a feminist once
Guess who said that one
>>5462744
Shadow Wander
>>5462768
>>5462744
Natsuki Subaru
>>5462766
...I don't think I want to associate myself with someone who's killing animals for shits and giggles. I want people to see me in a positive light, not as some sociopath.
>>5462792
What a silly name.
>>5462744
Captain Linebeck
>>5462786
IT WAS A MISTAKE! I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL LATER!
AAAAAAAAAAH
>>5462744
Lord Beerus
>>5462728
>gropes
>>5462744
A Human
Uh, does anyone have any food they could spare? Maybe?
...Please?
>>5462744
Gravelord Nito
>>5462811
jajaja
Enjoy your real life Mahiru never
>>5462744
Koyomi Araragi
>>5462829
>>5462829
>Subaru digs around in his pocket and gives the girl a mint
>>5462744
Toudouin-sama
>>5462829
Hey, while looking through the archive, I noticed that I skipped you, I'm sorry.
That's why you need to check the roster and tell me
>Gives you a cold slice of pizza
It's all I have for now
>>5462744
Mildly Suspicious Raven
>>5462744
Lyn
What were some of the best HG roasts?
>>5462845
...Can I have it?
>>5462849
Ah! Thank you, thank you, so much!
>She shoves it in her mouth, wrapper and all
>>5462852
It's fine, thank you!
>She begins to eat ravenously
>>5462824
>slaps hand
>>5462744
JACK HANMA
>>5462866
Day of the feet.
>>5462870
You're not suppose to eat it with the wrapper on! You might cut your insides up!
>>5462744
Corrin
>>5462870
>Tosses you a mushroom.
I'm not made of matsutake you know. If you want any more I'll be expecting some form of payment.
>>5462744
Akatsuki Zero
>>5462875
>pets tail
>>5462870
Good, no problem then.
If you're thirsty I also have some ice-tea.
more aoi asahina porn please
for reasons
>>5462875
>Throws bread at tail.
>>5462796
Don't be silly, I'm a manhunter now! From Killing birds with a slingshot with other kids to sniping professional law enforcers with an M40 as a demi-human, there's a big difference!
>>5462840
wait what
D-Did you mean Okarin? Okarin dated a feminist too?
>>5462881
>>5462909
Su-Subaru? Wow, you're not the type to do that usually, are you okay....
Keep going please.
>>5462926
My tail isn't a pigeon...
>>5462744
Prisma Illya
>>5462891
...I'm not?
>After a second, she spits up the entire wrapper, only slightly chewed.
>>5462898
>She immediately shoves it in her face
Uhm. I don't really have money. But thank you!
>>5462912
Can I!?
>>5462936
It is a big deal indeed. You'll go to jail and rot away if the catch you! You better change your ways and become a pastor.
>>5462937
>I did and it was miserable.
>>5462948
>keeps petting
I didn't think you'd be alright with this.
>>5462962
Sure!
>Pours some icea tea inside a cup, because why not? Let's be classy
>Hands it to you
Btw, what's your name, I'm pretty sure "a human" is like your fighting nickname and not your real one
>>5462962
>he picks up up, unwraps it, then gives it back to her
>>5462987
Well, I'm okay with being touched everywhere I'm not covered, so that's like a lot of space, but people always want more...
Focus a bit more on the tip, please
>>5463012
Subaru-Kun
Is your animu worth watching if you are bored out of your mind?
>>5462744
Emily Kaldwin
>>5462992
Oh, uh. I call myself Orange. Just Orange. Thanks!
>She starts to drink like someone who's suffered from severe dehydration.
>>5463012
...Oh.
>She stuffs it back in her mouth. In mere seconds she's swallowed it
Thank you, mister! It'd been weeks since I had anything!
>>5463022
It starts out shit, turns good when Betelgeuse appears, but turns into shit again.
>>5462435
Well I can't say I expected that.
>>5462487
Yeah, sorry Casper, my phone stopped agreeing with me.
>>5462987
Okarin, you are a feminist.
>>5462987
They've tried 3 times and failure was all they got. Why don't you give it a try? Allow me to turn you in the hero you want to be, Subaru-kun
>>5462987
>I know your pain
>>5463020
>he focuses more on the tip if the tail
I'm going to get paid for this, right? I kinda need the money right now.
>>5463022
>I'd never say it's not worth a watch, but there's a big difference between the first half and the second half. You might enjoy it if you've always wanted to hate the MC.
>>5462744
Sir. are you going to host or not?
>>5463044
Here take some more, you seems really thirsty.
>pouring intensifies
Nice to meet you Orange, you can call me Fyxe.
>>5463053
WHAT?!...
And m who tought you were just being a real friend....
.
.
.
>tosses 10(you)$
>1 (you) = 100 JPY
You're lucky your hands feels so good
>>5463044
I-It's been weeks?
How come you're not a complete skeleton yet?
>>5463048
>H-How?
>>5463049
...
Fine. I'll play your little game. What is it exactly you want me to do?
>>5463051
>No you don't. You won't ever know what it's like to have a feminist whisper "Al Sharpton is a modern day MLK" while you engage in coitus
>>5463067
I do, but only on a sandwich
>>5463047
dummy...
>>5463088
Kek, fair enough you cunt.
guys i think that was bait
>>5463088
>avas clowndick
>>5463093
And they call me a tsun..
>>5463101
Nah, just wait for it.
>>5463088
Uhm. I dunno. Maybe I'm just really good at holding on to the stuff?
>>5463080
I don't even know where any rivers are....
>It's quickly reaching absurd amounts of intake.
>>5463109
I'm not a tsun! You just screwed up with your dumb phone.
>>5463088
We set a stage favorable for both of us, since permanent seclusion is the worst ending for demi-humans the first one to catch the other wins! Of course, we're not going to play here.
>>5463088
Because you like Mahiru
>>5462744
DOOMGUY
>>5463101
i'm just having problems with host helper
pls wait
>>5462744
Sho Fukamachi
>>5463080
>he pockets the (you) for later usage
I don't think real friends stroke tails for free.
Better yet, I don't think anyone would stroke someone's tail. It's weird.
>>5463100
>I could go on and on about it. The shit she said was dumb as fuck but she was rich and paid for my meal when we went out to eat so it's aight. If it wasn't for HG I might've been stuck in that rut for a while more.
>>5463103
>That'd be pretty cool tb.h
>>5463116
You're not lying just to get free food, are you? I'm much hungrier than you are, but you don't see me panhandling for food. What you need is a job!
>>5463121
If we're not going to play here, then where are we going to go? I don't think there's any other place that's made for people who want to kill but don't actually want to kill.
>>5463125
>That's because I have superb taste! I want Mahiru to keep me in line!
>>5463116
I'm pretty sure there are some rivers around the arena, you just need to search a bit more.
>pours again
>The ice tea bottle is now empty
>>5463157
mmmmmmm~
Subaru-boyyyyyyy
>>5463160
No matter how far I go, I can't find anything. Even when I climb up a tree to sleep, it usually just vanishes.
>>5463157
No, I mean it!
...What's a job?
>>5463157
>Superb taste
>>5463119
It wasn't my fault!
>>5463171
I don't think I'd be able to see someone RP that man. I'd laugh everytime I see him drawing out his words.
>>5463182
Sure it isn't, fake scientist
>>5463157
I'd stroke my friends's tails if they asked, but well, you don't have one you can't understand.
Why do you need money though, did your parents finally decide to stop paying for your flat, or...?
>>5463180
What? Really?...
Well, that's weird... but hum, just use the vending machines around here if you want to drink though, it's better than river's water.
>>5463180
You don't look like it! You're pulling a fast one--
What's a job? Ah...well I dunno. I've never actually had a proper job before...
>>5463181
>Prove me wrong fuckdick
>>5463202
>he stares at her tail for a moment and grabs the top of it
I need it for the new shonen jump and cola.
>>5463199
You're not gonna believe me no matter what, will you?
>>5463224
Sonia Nevermind
Kirigiri
Celestia Ludenberg
>>5463224
... Fair enough, I guess.
That's quite the nice grip you have though, you sure you never stroked tails before?
We could bet you did that all your life!
>>5463241
noooo... I just know you get angry over me saying it
>>5463259
replace Sonia with Junko or Mahiru, and swap Kirigiri and Celes, and you're golden
>>5463199
I heard you were courting a little girl I know and hold dear, boy.
>>5463259
>If that's your taste then you need to go back to taste school because you're making a fool outta yourself.
>been shitting for over 30 minutes
Kill me
>>5463303
>Says the guy who dates a feminist
wew
>>5463293
DAMMIT, WHICH ONE OF THESE PERVS SAID IT THIS TIME!
>>5463224
I'm just really good at holding on to good when I get any in me! It's like...like my ability or something, yeah!
...So how can I get one? What's it good for? What's the point?
>>5463202
Vending...machine?
>>5463305
Uhm, I think that means you're sick.
>>5463157
To Japan of course! A peaceful country where murder is actually illegal. Speaking about crimes it's about time I get back in business, your old man needs another xbox controller.
I would date Souda. But only if he's the girl in the relationship.
>>5463265
I did that to puck once and he hit me for it, so I wanted to know if it was the same for people like you. I guess you guys aren't as sensitive as little kittens.
>>5463321
>SHE WAS A QT FEMINIST THAT LET ME PUT POKER CHIPS ON HER BUTT HOW THE FUCK WOULD I HAVE KNOWN SHE WAS A HARDCORE FEMINIST!? SHE PULL THE WOOL OVER MY GODDAMN EYES ASSHOLE
>>5463305
I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure that's not healthy.
It shouldn't kill though, so that's good.
>>5463337
You know... you put money inside and it gives you a soda or a bag of chips.
Never saw one? They're kinda like... big metal boxes.
HOW LONG MUST I WAIT TOO VANQUISH SOME PUNY SKULLS!?
>>5463350
Well, not to generalize, but yeah cats are somewhat pussies, so I'm not surprised.
Like I said, if it's not covered, it's good to go!
>>5463270
I'm not angry. You'e angry.
>>5463376
Soda? Chips?
...Uh. I don't think I've seen any of those things before. And I don't have money, either.
>>5463380
HOW ABOUT WE DON'T!?
>>5463337
Your ability isn't fair. There's a ton of hungry people that'd love to have what you have...
The point of having a job is to contribute to society and to buy things you don't need. Sometimes it can be used to impress people as well.
>>5463344
Whoa whoa whoa! I thought we were already in Japan...?
>>5463345
>but I'm a boy
>>5463368
>Of course not. She tried really fucking hard, but I wasn't going to give in. The worst was when she'd tell me my jokes weren't funny because they didn't sit well with her shitty views. She never went with me to when I would preform so I said them anyways and they went over fairly well. My one friend taped it and showed it to her and she didn't talk to me for a week. Jokes on her though, because I was on HG having a fucking blast.
>>5463419
You know, I never thought I'd see the say when someone so revealing would be this anal about where someone can touch. It's also hypocritical, don't you think?
>>5463448
Hey, it's still not fun....
But i'm not really a part of society? I'm kinda like one of those hermit people, I guess. And why would I want something I don't need, anyways?
>>5463429
I should have know this...
Alright, let's go, I'm going to show you some!
>grabs your hand
>heads for a vending machine
>>5463448
Huh, What? No, I said you I wasn't sensitive like a cat and you can pratically touch me anyhere and I won't mind... People just like to outpass the limits that's all.
>tosses a 1(you)cts piece
>>5463483
How's not being able to starve not fu-- ah, you know, never mind. I think I understand where you're coming from now.
I'm a hermit as well, but you can't deny that being apart of society is important. Without it we'd all feel the earth shake beneath us.
>>5463499
>he takes the (you)
...What's this one for?
new thread when
>>5463423
N-no, I'm not angry at all