Haydee Thread Releasing in <1 hour edition Game: http:

Is it actually in an hour or is steam one of those retarded things that treats 1:50 as "in an hour" because its less than two hours?

>>5460026
Pretty sure it's releasing at 10:00 my time, 43 minutes from now, cause the timer rounds hours up, so 1:10 would be 2 hours, 0:10 would be 1 hour, and it will shift to releasing in: (nothing here) at the next hour.

>>5460056
Well hopefully, I don't want to wait another hour for this

>This game will unlock in approximately less than an hour
Fuck me, why

>>5460481
Yep, I'm mad now too.

>>5460509
Well I'm not mad, I'm just having a hissy fit like the spoiled brat I am

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>Less than one hour
>mfw

I can't wait for all those edgy 14 year olds to calm down, so there can be actuall discussion on steam.
Right now, it's literally "bewbs ex dee" everywhere.

>>5460690
I'm going to avoid the steam forum like the goddamn plague once it comes out, it'll only get worse

>>5460690
>Fun Fact: The Furfag that got it pre-release made a more or less acceptable video that wasn't just sex jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrjWGwHHz5M

>>5460716
is that before or after he equips a huge pair of fake breasts?

>>5460709
propably for the better.

>>5460732
Watch the whole thing, there's at least 1% quality in this video.

>>5460716
>>5460766
that moment with the mine at 22:00 perfectly encapsulates my feelings about the game.
You do a lengthy puzzle segment, and hen you get insta killed by something you couldn't predict.
And then you need to redo the puzzle again.
That's not fun.

>>5460963
That's something I like, something I really liked about I Wanna be the Guy.
>Invest all this time doing something obscene like the Ghouls 'N Ghosts Hall of Shifting Spikes, then die to a tombstone falling on your face
It's a middle finger in a way, one you can enjoy.

>>5460963
Sure, that's pretty much the definition of artificial difficulty (or not, I'm not anexpert) but that's the premise of the game: Hard as fuck, unfair and relentlessly tricky.

>>5461007
Artificial difficulty is pretty much just a buzzword

>>5461005
yeah but in that game mastering tight jump controls is part of the gameplay fun. And it doesn't have a resource management system to it either.
Haydee focuses on slow puzzles and insta kill combat, and if the latter forces you to repeat the former, then what do you gain, other than solving the same puzzles again?

>>5461024
Well, I just looked up artificial difficulty and the most useable definition is "a forced, negative event with no way to avoid".

>TFW broke on release date

>check achievements
>beat game on softcore
>10% of players have achieved this
WAT

>Interracial achievement
I need pictures of the secret room.

game won't launch for me.
it keeps doing the steam launching popup repeatedly but never actually launches.

>>5461075
Pre-release copies.

FIND THAT SECRET ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5461238
Judging by the fact as many people beat the game as found that room, it's probably in Black.

>>5461300
I still want pictures.

Are you guys able to launch the game?

>>5461388
Starts normally for me. Did you install that thing that you needed to instal to get the demo to run? Maybe thats the problem.

>>5461388
Yes.

>>5461437
well I remember putting some shit into the demo folder, and it just magically worked a week later after constantly getting errors, even though I didn't change anything in that week.
So really, no idea.

>>5461452
Goddman slavic technosorcery man. I swear some people are just like IRL Tech Priests. I mean the fuckers made a portal HL1 mod and shit like that its unbeliveable,.

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Send help. Paranoia is setting in. This fucking music is NOT helping.
Central door from the Red zone entrance, the one across from the bridge out, 1 more room in.

>>5461626
NEVER holster your gun.

>>5461652
Oh trust me, if I don't have to for platforming reasons, I won't.

>>5461670
I think... this may be the Black Zone.
>None of the buttons work
>Row of Assassins

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>>5461695
Whoops.

is there less ammo than there was in the demo? I haven't played in a while so I'm not sure if I'm suddenly forgetting some extra ammo

>>5461854
A few packs may have changed, yeah.
Also, turns out I am in Black. But you need the Dildo and some Remote Triggers to do anything.

>>5461942
You didn't get them in the beginning?

>>5461975
The layout of the Dildo room changed, I couldn't wrap my head around doing it anymore, so I went exploring elsewhere.

>Black zone is an entire 4 floor complex of C,B,A, and G
What the fuck.

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>>5459972
So are you all doing your duty and adding a Thicc tag to the game?

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help

how do you install the mods?

>>5462388
kek

>>5462388

Seriously, where's the language setting in this game?

>>5462351
I did that days ago.

>>5462606
Good man

>>5462552

So I spoke with the developer himself, and he said he would get back to me on the problem. It would help to know what the settings say though...

>>5462552
3rd option, 3rd option, 1st option

>>5462397
anyone?

>>5462794

I did that, but Russian is the only language available for me. I got a faulty copy.

>>5462812

steamapps > common > Haydee > Outfits > Eva

Put the mods in Eva.

How do I get the body armor in the white section? Can I use one of the two white keycards you normally find?

Is it true the keycards have a naked haydee on them?

>>5462858
No, otherwise you are stuck.
Speaking of stuck, I'm in the first water room and I seem to progress. Once I get the pillars where I need them the exit is blocked by a gate.

>>5462907
Nevermind, figured it out. Turns out the dildo can remotely press buttons if you have the gadget with the wifi symbol on it.

>>5462907
You can use any white keycard cuz there a keycard under the armor.

>the old mods don't work on the release version
shit

>>5462991
The answer I wanted the whole time.

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>>5463005
Lel gimme a chance anon

>>5462991
Wait really? Damn, how the fuck did I miss it?

>>5463081
Video is too blurry to do what you did.

>>5462388
Learn Russian.
I'm not a Russian, but I just did some searches.

- novaya igra > new game
- zagruzit' > load (game file)
- nastroyki > settings
- kostyum > suit (costume)
- vykhod (guessed it, looks like vykhoo) > exit

It seems one can change her suitr.

>>5463481

Re-downloaded the game and now there's English.

Does anyone know a lot about steam game policy? There's some nudity in this game and I'm worried they're gunna remove it from steam forever.

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:^)

>>5463659
>cheating
At least you found the Interracial room.
>There's actually a keycard under the armor
Motherfucker.

http://steamcommunity.com/app/530890/discussions/0/343787283765605111/?ctp=4
i've never seen this much NaCl come off of someone before.

>>5464065
>THIRTEEN PAGES
>IN 2 HOURS
That's worse than the similar flaming on the Greenlight forums.
>57 of the 186 replies are him
>he is 30% of his own thread
>he has to justify his dislike of the game instead of "Eh, too thicc for me."

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>>5459972
okie dokie, here i go!

i've only fapped to all of the porn and avoided all gameplay footage aside from the trailers, so i'll go in mostly blind

i'm really dumb with puzzles, are they difficult?

>>5464171
No, but there's quite a bit of exploration and some shit you'll need to remember.
I'd unironically suggest keeping a journal, especially if you want to go for achievements.

>>5463315
That's because 4chan only allows for 3MB uploads ;^)

For real thou it was just to show multiple texture mods, not to make a guide for anyone

I already have 3 or so skin mods, and all I'm doing in the files is overwriting one with the other

If you delete game files Haydee just comes out blank

>>5464171
protip, use the camera flip button to strafe around edges to get a drop on enemies, with the camera aligned so you see them before your model is in LoS.
The clubbers aren't that bad, but the swordarms will jump you.

>>5464065
>>5464155
jesus this is just sad.

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>>5464473
tell me about it.

>>5464583
It's just kinda weird, like, what makes people so angry about this game?
There are threads complaining abou the positive reviews, there are threads complaining about the character, there are threads complaining about anything, except the actual game.
Like, guys, why.

>>5464658
because nobody wants to fuck a feminist, so they have to vent and try to make everyone not want to fuck anything

>>5464658
>0.5 hours played

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>>5464658
I really don't know why people chose to focus on the character itself rather than the gameplay. To me the character is an attention getter and the gameplay is the rest.

>>5464745
Cause the gameplay is solid.
They can't rip on something not controversial.

>>5464356
But it looks like you gotten the black latex mod to work. How? I ended up getting messed up textures.

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>>5464745
>niggress

I mean it's hot, but I have preferences

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>>5464786
So the dev changed how files are for models and textures
So far I've only re-fucked around with the new textures (theyre literally the same shit but in different positions so whereas something might give her red arms before now it might give her red fingers or some shit)

But I'm enjoying the game man, I don't wanna do a tutorial right now

[spoiler]If you beg I can upload the few rought mods I have - white legs (human), white legs (robot/pure white), very dark gray skin[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Before I said fuck it it's been 30 minutes ive not even left the first room, I was working on a robot/pure white skin that also takes her creases and clotheslines away so she could look fully robo, it's nearly done and personally I liked my thin allwhite allrobo Haydee for the demo, but the models are changed so I can't make Haydee thin so easily for the full game[/spoiler]

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>>5464837
No love for blacker haydee :(

So I am anon who made thicc mod and what the fuck is going on? I mean i need to make thicc mod 3.0

Who's the anon that made the pepsi women mod?

>>5464768
yeah, it's really ironic how there are only two kinds of people, those that complain and those that have played it.

>>5464897
Please upload the very dark gray skin?

>>5464897
got the thicc ones?

>>5464988
Yes, make Thicc mod 3.0, kindly.
There's also a Vest now, so unless you edit that too, the tits will clip like mad. :^)

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>>5464988
MAKE THIN MOD TOO PLEEEEAAAASE I'M WEBM ANON AND I NEED A THIN MOD TOO

If it's okay I mean


Please


I'm begging you

>The storage box in Save rooms isn't local
Woah.

>>5464745
>>5464938
When will this model be in the game?

>>5465202
Nah i wont touch her upper parts. I only need to make her butt bigger
>>5465268
Sure

>>5459972
Obligatory pantyhose thread.

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http://steamcommunity.com/app/530890/discussions/0/343787283766179427/
Guess who's back and he made a second shitpost.

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>>5465390
THANK YOU ANON

>>5464065
>>5465541
He missed a dash in the "C" in his name.

>>5465194
No thicc for the full game yet, I didn't make the thick and thin ones, just most of the textures and webms

>>5465082
https://mega.nz/#!UlAnBBIY!4Isood6vwlTeGvVsOvddyNYFv8tEVny-g_AYdkg_djU

Stick em in /Haydee/Outfits/Haydee

Ya got black skinlooking legs, dark gray skins but near crotch it gets skin colored, fully dark gray skin legs, white skin legs, pure white/robo white skin legs (but not shiny, havent done that yet)
and a Suit_N that removes creases from her back and crotch (for a full robo, but agian, not done yet)

Rename to Suit_D.dds or Suit_N.dds and load up the game

Originals included too incase you lose yours

Fuck about with it for now if you want, or make some yourself

>>5465766
Cheers!

>>5465541
Where are the mods?
I figured steam forums where run by nazi's.

>>5465954
Moderation staff is appointed by the Developers per-forum that isn't a Steam/Valve game, which are policed by all their Moderators.

So how do mods work in the game proper instead of the demo? There's already a folder of mesh and suits and stuff.

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In celebration of haydee, I'll do some requests for her in SFM if you guys want, while i practice doodling

>>5466670
Haven't seen any for this, so maybe some breast expansion?
(Or if fixed model, contortionist on a tripwire?

>>5466670
pregnant haydee please!

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>gas tower level
>no weapons
>figure out how the doors keep the robots in
>run up to put the remote switch in the airlock
>run up from the other side with a weapon and put it in the glass transfer window
>run up again from the first side to grab it
>do stuff
>leave
>didn't grab the key card in the combat room at the top
>have to do all the weapon transfer shit again
my head hurts.

>>5466670
WebManon here, can you do a Haydee sort of on her knees in a bed in a room, doing a loveheart shape with her hands?
Something sickly sweet like that would be nice

>>5466736
Sure, i can increase her size, I'll do a bust shot.
>>5466754
Can't change the size of her stomach.
>>5466789
Sure, sounds reasonable.

>>5466782
Gas tower what? I'm still stuck figuring out how to get to where the blue key card is. Or rather where the black key card is so I can open the second lock.

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>>5466670
Have her do a split, backside view

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>>5466868
:D

Pls dont use niggerlegs haydee
Black legs, gray legs, white legs are all good thou
Preference would be probably dark gray/black as in
>>5466670
>>5459972

>>5466921
Gas Tower is the left path in the Yellow Zone, it's... annoying.

>>5466921
the poison gas area behind the green area. It's structured like a 6 floor tower, and only 3 floors can have doors open at any time. You can only enter without weapons, and on floor 5 there is the door control.
it's water temple flashbacks.

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Expansion bust shot, done

>>5466970
Yes, this is immaculate.

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>>5466970
bigger?

>>5466970
>Can't change the size of her stomach.

why tho? ;__;

>>5466990
Sure, gimme a minute
>>5466930
I'll try, model might not like it though

>>5466939
Brown legs have grown on me.
Feels weird man.

>>5466970
hoses in the nipples?

>>5466670
FUTA
U
T
A

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>>5467052
Honestly when I switch to stock from jumping around all my skins, brown ain't so bad

I don't get the appeal of this thing.

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>>5467104

>>5467099
I also like futa but dont tell anybody

Everytime I try to put the mods into the game, Haydee's model disappears and the game stops working.

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man, haydee's hands do not like to make hearts.
>>5467080
bleh, no
>>5467022
model doesn't have any manipulation points for her stomach, or her ass, only tits

>>5466959
...Oh.
Somehow I had hoped you would've mentioned how you accquired the blue key card. Unless that part is suppose to be visited later.

>>5467233
blue key card? is that in the blue area with the water?
I'm still trying to do the green area, because there is another remote switch, and I think I need that to solve the first water puzzle in the blue area without leaving a remote button behind.

>>5467289
Not him, Blue Keycard is the one gated by 3 Greens.

>>5467313
>3 green cards
>have one and know where another is
>no idea about the 3rd
rip.

>>5467231
Veeeery nice, thanks man

>>5467289
Oh, I see. I'm not suppose to be in the water area yet.

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tigger bitties

>>5467372
I approve of these monster melons.
(I'd ask for bigger, but they're already starting to clip. :^))

>>5466930
Sorry man, no go on the splits, the model ain't cooperating, turns her ass into a straight line

>>5467414
this ;;

Alright, sorry to cut it short, but i gotta scoot, i'll probably do more requests another time

>>5466782
Where did you find the gas mask

>>5467579
iirc it's in the red zone somewhere, in a room with a lot of dead haydees and robots.

>>5467603
Really?? I do know of a door I haven't been through yet because I haven't figured it out. It's at the red's side underneath the bridge connecting red and green. Any ideas?

>>5467660
there is a small vent that you can drop down on the red side of the bridge. it's where there is no red wall thing, just hang from it and grab in midair. that way you get inside the red zone.

>>5467699
Well I'll be damned! Cheers for the help!

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Due to technical issues I haven't been able to play the demo since today coincidentally. I'm loving this game, but I'm stuck here. How do I get that button? Do I have to shoot it? I don't have the gun yet.
Also, for some reason I couldn't get a screen shot, so I had to resort to taking a picture of the screen.
Please and thank you for the help!

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>you will never have a harem of haydee's with different bodytypes and personality kinks
>lithe, dominatrix haydee who's secretly jealous of the more endowed haydees
>fat haydee with a mouth attachment, a total glutton for semen
>voluptuous, endowed motherly haydee with a pregnancy fetish
>thick, ridiculously stacked haydee who loves to be milked
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>average haydee, totally vanilla and loves you
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>Svlete and thin (but not unendowed) Haydee that is a power bottom, an absolute freak in bed to compensate for her smaller assets
>Chubby Haydee that constantly fucks you and milks your dick, wants to be full to the brim with you cum 24/7
>Voluptuous milf Haydee that simulates being pregnant; depending on her mood, she'll either be single, twins, or all the way up to hyper
>Super top-heavy Haydee with tits so big she can barely reach her nipples, doesn't just want you to milk her, but needs you too
>Super bottom-heavy Haydee with ass and thighs so big that she can barely fits through doorways, is a light dom and loves to sit on you
>Super hourglass Haydee, just as sex hungry as her lithe sister
>Normal Haydee, loves you and wants to make your happy
>Tall amazonian goddess Haydee, fucks you till you're raw and then some, loves to spoon you
>Shortstack Haydee that is absolutely s t a c k e d, initially doms but is an easy switch
>loli haydee who manages to stay innocent no matter what kind of lewd situation she's in
>oppai loli haydee who's at the perfect height for accidental tittyfucks
>athletic haydee major tomboy who treats you like her best bro
>nipple cunt haydee who can only feel pleasure with her nips plug with your cock

>>5467945
1, you missed the pistol when you met the first robot. It's in the big black box.
second, before you made that jump, there is another button that you needed to push.

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>>5467949
I want one Haydee that's short, husky, has H+ cups, with huge hips, huge thighs, and an artificial womb.

Then I want another one that's very tall, thicc, has large tits, large hips and thighs, and a nice cock.

I guess I'll have to order two.

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>5465379
Not soon enough

>>5467660
Well, I found a room full of dead Haydees, but no robots. Had to go through a crawspace to get there. The other routes lead to 2 boxes that are locked and I can't for the life of me figure out how to open them.

So are "Mercy" and "Genocide" supposed to be undertale references?

>>5468311
locked boxes are opened with the crowbar.

>>5468342
Right. Would it be in the red room as well?

>>5468387
I wanna say it's either in the green poison, or in the dark part of red, but I really don't remember, sorry.

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>>5468157
Thanks! I just want to clarify you're not talking about this button, right?

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>>5465379
>>5468283
Messed up my post here's another

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>>5468604
Stupid phone. If I can just get past this point I'll shill out the $15. I'm just terrible at puzzles...

>>5468728
press that button

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Every Haydee Thread needs this picture!

>5468767
I tried that as well as the one across the hall and that's where I'm stuck.
After I've activated all three green platforms where do I go?

I'm just gonna buy it on steam. I've been waiting over a month and then I can take proper screenshots.

>5468767
I tried that as well as the one across the hall and that's where I'm stuck.
After I've activated all three green platforms where do I go?


I'm just gonna buy it on steam. I've been waiting over a month and then I can take proper screenshots.

>>5468728
Yes that one. You'll probably have to push it again as well.

Why is there so much drama on steam?

>>5468910
>cum inflation
Could we get a clean one without, ideally without the boys, too?

>>5468767
>>5468991

>>5468965
Man the Clover app is a buggy PoS. My bad. I'll try to get there in the full version and report back if I'm still stuck.

>>5469019
Normies

>>5469024
IF I had an access to previous Haydee Thread... I would upload a version without bois.

>>5469072
Yeah but why?
Like, why do these people even bother?

>Interracial: Find the secret room.

What?

>>5469226
This room.
>>5463659

>>5469401
Oh.

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God help my dick if she gets full body customization in the full game

>>5464356
she looks waay better in white

Anyone have a link to the demo?

What do I do in the room where you get the NVGs? I got the extra ammo but I don't see a way out.

>>5471554
Fuck's an NVG?

>>5471579
Night Vision Goggles

>>5471633
Oh.
There's an opening on the wall opposite the ammo side.
You have to make a terribly bullshit jump to do it.
>From the Goggles ledge, jump forward onto box
>Climb onto box next to it
>Jump to corner box
>Then jump to a really fucking high ledge (It's doable)
>Climb over box, then jump to wall ledge, climb over, and in
Then prepare to be blinded for a sec.

>>5471680
Thanks man

Does anyone know what the Moron achievement is?

>>5471873
Die in a room 3 times i think

So, are there working mods for the Full game yet?

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>>5471989
You tell me, then read the thread.

>>5472026

Then why can't I get them to work? They worked for the demo.

Anybody found the pliers yet?

>>5472100
>then read the thread
>>5465766

>>5466670
Can you do Haydee being fucked in the mating press position then cumed inside

Any chance of there being a torrent for the poor-ass motherfuckers among us?

>>5472112
>The fucking timing
>>>/v/353051321
Yes, I did.
It's in the Red Armory.
>From Red Hub, take right door (forward is Black)
>Kill Assassin downstairs and Brawler upstairs
>Enter door behind Brawler
>Solve the button puzzle bullshit in here to open both doors (make life easier in future)
>Then go in door set in wall corner above where you entered room
>Go up right over boxes, then down to floor below
>Door to leap of faith onto boxes
>Climb to just below top of boxes and leap of faith to ledge
>Inside is a Brawler on left and an Assassin on right
>Kill both, Pliers are on a dead Haydee on right, there's 3 of them with 2 active mines there, 1 active mine on left and 2 more mines
>Max mine stack size is 3

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>>5472135

Cool. Thanks.

>>5472331
>Stick (1) of them in /Haydee/Outfits/Haydee
>Then rename this (1) file, besides Suit_N to Suit_D and overwrite/delete old one
That's it, do nothing else.

>>5468910
>Shota and cum inflation.
Just as bad as fatfags that ruin haydee THICC meme.

>>5472369

You've lost me...

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>>5472429
quit being a whiny bitch

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>>5472504
Right side is the file you download from that one post I linked you.
Left is the folder you put the mod(s) in.

>>5472429
kek stay mad

>>5472318
I actually found it shortly before you replied, but thank you for responding.

>>5472683

Got it now.

>want to have Haydee NTRd from me by shotas now
Fuck

>>5473207
Become the shotabot, anon.

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>>5473207
It's ok anon you're not alone... Shotabots ploughing Haydee is literally the greatest thing to come out of Haydee

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>>5473464
amen

>>5464938
I love her too


When we will have a Nexusmods section? we need more complex and lewder mods for this game, and all the enemies being futas

>>5473834
Or maybe just regular males?

>>5464745
>>5468671
>>5464938

Black Haydee is best Haydee, even though in the game she's more white, but I'd fuckin kill for a naked Black Haydee like these SFM pics.

>>5466067
>>5466077
God lord we need more... animated!

>>5473913
shit opinions

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>>5473897
Why not Shotabots?
But then why would you run away from them...

Turns out Magnum is a one-shot on Assassins if you catch them in the eye.
But it always stuns them.

>>5473950
Shota would fall under my definition of regular males.

>>5466939
I love all the colors, I want love to collect toys of her with diferent skins, great to see all this different robo waifus

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>>5473999
Yeah we really fucking need a Shotabot mod.
Where their Shotabots with their bulges and balls that are massive and bounce like Haydee's tits.

>>5474152
Whoops that was for >>5473999

>>5474172
You seem to be needing some sleep, little boy.

>>5468247
please, order two more!

>>5468283
>>5468671
remember me those old vintage pin ups

>>5472326
nice colors, great pixel art

>>5473940
well, he is not wrong, the color contrast looks good

Can someone post the link to the OP's mods? I can't figure out wtf he did to those links

>>5462388
>that fucking seam on her thighs
OH GOD THEY RUINED IT.

>>5474722
She is just in water

>>5474940
Oh.

So I heard the texture mods work, but do the model mods still work, too? I'm not sure if they're worth using because it looks like they detailed the new model to look better, especially around the crotch.

>>5475060
If you install mesh mods they way you did in the demo they'll get fucked up but there's a new way. Look around the thread.

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Thoughts?

>>5475091
Eh. As much as I want even thicker Haydee I guess I'll use default for now.

>>5475141
I's lovely, but i think the cock needs a ring like thing at the base like the shota in>>5473554 does and light shade of 'skin' all around

>>5475141
i want to choke on it.

>>5475141
>that tummy
So fucking great. I wish the ingame model was like that, fucking hell.

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>>5475225
>>5475218
>>5475277
Can only really make it one solid shade :( I can make it flesh-colored, though.

>>5475425
YES!!
Please make Flesh alternative pics, I can't get enough of the Black SFM Haydee

>tfw we never got a ficlet about Haydee crushing enemies with her assets

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>>5475544
I made darker/lighter versions

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>>5475141
>just the right mix of pudge and curve
Dick says yes but-
>futa
Brain won't let me

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>>5475760
well, you're in luck!

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>>5475795
Made my night

>>5475795
Is this for SFM or are we lucky enough for it to become a mod?

>>5467231
Robit tried her best and that's what counts.

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It might not be haydee, but have a thicc robot I found!

>>5475851
No, it's in second life.

>>5475141
Glorious, sad we cant use her in the game as a mod...

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>>5475425
My body have the necessity to be destroyed by her, a prolapse maker machine

God lord, this thicc black leather looking skin Haydee is glorious!

MOD NOW!

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>always wanted to get into vidya because it's like architecture and engineering and urban design and city planning and all those fun things before i even knew what they all were

>grew up

>all anyone wants from vidya is LE THICC and garbage anatomy titties and basically just really bad smut hiding garbage mechanics ripped from games that were considered primitive two decades ago

I will not rest comfortably until all gamers are killed.

>>5476813
ok

>>5476813
Haydee is softcore porn. Good softcore porn, but softcore porn nonetheless.

Gameplay so far is alright, puzzles are nothing new... 90% of the draw is, yes, seeing a thicc robutt crouchwalk through vents.

Take all of the mechanics, the puzzles, the mapping, all that... and replace the robutt with a boring, flat roBOT. People would just be all 'Oh look, indie game where you play as a robot. Neat.'

But right now?

'OH MY GOD HAYDEE BEST GAME 2016 THICC THICC THICC WOOOOOOOO'

Not that I don't love it. Softcore robutt porn is good, and I NEED THE EXTRA THICC MOD BACK!

>>5476852
Nobody It's saying that.
The steam forum is filled to the brim with people who haven't played the game and Just want to stir up drama.
People here just fap, as usual. Doubly so because this is a nsfw board. It's mostly about novelty.
The few people who actually played it say it's a decent game, nothing more.

>>5475892
noice!

>"'OH MY GOD HAYDEE BEST GAME 2016 THICC THICC THICC WOOOOOOOO'"
>Nobody It's saying that.
Everyone is saying that.

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>>5475892
Ooo, looks like someone DID pick that pic up~! Good to know you appreciate my figure!

Haydee is friggin adorable, but I like the little joints on my robot more.

>>5476973
more?

>>5477108
Oooooof?

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>>5477113
Butt, maybe? Thiccer than Haydee.

>>5477174
those delicious bellies nigga

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>>5477179
Jeeze, no need to call me that...

>>5477196
sorry homie, thanks for these sexy tummies

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>>5477222
No problem! She was due for a fill anyway~

Now, I'll stop clogging the Haydee thread with my robit.

Are there any other White Key Cards besides the two from the beginning?

>>5474555
mega.nz/#!MlYAyQbQ!uNOv1jvnAELzmG7dguwZWMvCr0d-4J7esW9rhMC6ONs

#!o5hGmTDS!BALa18WVcb1Y62OcA0di7YO9tZzhTHZYPs15zLXjJBI

IDK what the fuck he did with the links either, probably downloader

Has anyone re-thiccened Haydee with the mods? Or is it still broken for the full release?

>>5476852
Esthetics are only one part of the game game and Haydee does have a good gameplay loop if it didn't have one I wouldn;t bother to play it.

Does someone want to make a thread on the steam forums if the devs plan on releasing a modding framework and what that framework would look like.

>>5477627
Seeing how they updated the player model, it's probably best to wait for a new thick mod that uses the new model.

>>5477576
Re-downloaded the demo, but I can't recall where to shove the files in... Halp?

>Green Card in the Tower of a thousand numbered doors
Well then, all I gotta do is locate the last one and I'll have myself a blue...
(If I can get them all.)

>>5465028
That would be me.
http://www63.zippyshare.com/v/mPJYgWgk/file.html

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>>5478686
Forgot the Screenshot.

>>5475851
It's a model for blender/max originally. There exists an SFM port of it.
The files can be found here:
https://mega.nz/#F!LpwBkZiQ!S3jUOQX8xsgU6_BmsVQRgw

If you are planning on using it for sfm, use the HD haydee sfm.zip and HD haydee sfm_autorigfix.zip files

The SFM model isn't ideal isn't ideal though because SFM doesn't handle it as it should. The original v6 or v7 .blend files would give best results for animating and posing.

Can anyone make more writefics?

>>5478102
I can't find the 3rd green card, and I have no idea where to put it.
I can't seem to reach the room with the blue card.
I put two green cards into the adjacent rooms left and right, that's manageable enough.

>>5475425
>>5475708
>>5475141
What's your name on SL?

Is it weird how I consider the shitters on /v/ normies nowadays?
They're having exactly the same drama as steam had yesterday.

>>5478870
The 3rd one goes in a lock in early Green, remember the first 4 button puzzle?

>>5479084
ooooh shit. yeah.
so where is it?

>>5479098
I have no fucking idea.
It's probably in blue or black.
I'm trying to figure out where all 4 Reds are as well.
>3 Greens = 1 Blue, can't find 1 Green
>4 Reds = 1 Blue, can't find 2 Reds

>>5479135
well shit, maybe I'll go back to red again, idk if I got everything there either.
the limited saves really hurt when you're exploring. After an hour of running in circles you really lose track of what you actually achieved, and wether you can actually afford a save.

>>5479193
I've actually found if you're willing to backtrack it's quite easy.
>Save as often as you want and do a bunch of shit
>Then load an early save and do the bulk of that sans really difficult bullshit, save again, do hard shit, then save again, marking it as your major save, then go saving wildly again and repeat

>>5479224
makes sense I guess.
It's just that there are so many little things to loot, and I keep track of them mentally, I can't sort it for different saves in my brain.

>>5479315
Then make a map.

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for anyone that doesn't want to replace default textures.

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>>5479468
It's easier just to use a mod manger

>>5479511
who is that.
Also, haydee doesn't have jiggle physics, it's all pre-animated.

>>5478793
okay this is fucking amazing

>>5475425

dick is too big, why can't people ever make something half as big

>>5478793

Pepsi MAX

Okay, where the hell are the remote triggers? So far, I found ONE in the Red Zone and then I immediately wasted it on the red block trap right outside that room. I can't get it back now. Is there another one somewhere or did I just screw myself over?

>>5480070
>red block trap right outside that room
>Trap
Was it the Wifi button in the room with 6 Assassins?

>>5480070
Nevermind. I got it back.
Just had to jump to the tiny ledge on the other side.

>>5480070
one is in the poison tower, you'll have to activate level 6 and get out, then open the vent at the bottom behind a 6 door, and then get back in and grab it.
that fucking level, man.

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>long corridor in green
>two locked cages with enemies on either side
>button and a dead haydee in the center
>"oh devs you won't get me I'm smarter than you!"
>totally ready
>need to press it to cycle the door lock
>do it
>it just opens
>oh cool, you tricked me, devs, but it's cool
>cross it a few more times
>get used to it
>cages open
fucking japed, they got me good.
this game does a good job of keeping you on your toes.

>>5472429
>>5469024
>He doesn't like size difference and cum inflation
kill yourselves

>>5481942
Make these into mods.

I want to see a speedrun of it

I mean, of fucking course it will never be at AGDQ or anything like that

>>5462388
3ARPY3UT6

How the fuck is this a language at all?

>>5482156
I actually have thought of running it when playing the demo awhile back.

No real obvious movement tricks or fun little glitches to get started though

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http://steamcommunity.com/app/530890/discussions/0/343787283769548003/

Look who's back at it again boys

>>5482215
cool, I just hope for a community

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>>5472557
>>5472767
>>5481601
quit being cancer

>>5473913
i'd say she looks more mixed leaning a bit on the darkside (kek) but then again everyone's computer has a different gamma setting.

>>5475892
>>5476973
>>5477174
>>5477196
>>5477239
Thicc=/=fat

>>5478793
I thought it was two of you?

>>5482302
I added the Pepsi Logo to the other anons base skin, that's true.

>>5482292
So much truth.

>>5482217
It'll be hard to start one but if I can find enough tricks when I finish the game I'll post what I can.

Only real "trick" I know of so far is getting halfway up a ledge in the dildo room and pressing a button to have a grate close on you while being able to climb through it

>tfw 2XXX
>AI waifus are finally a thing
>anime shitters and their generic wayfoos everywhere
>have a Haydee waifu
>all the other AI waifus bully her for being wierd
>comfort her day and night
>get to fuck that ass everyday
>the universe is infinite
>there's a reality for absolutely every possible thing
>there is a universe out there where all this is true
>we were born in this universe


FUCKING FUCK FUCK

REEEE

>>5482292
>>5482324
that's clearly preg

>>5482398
>there's a reality for absolutely every possible thing
>there is a universe out there where all this is true
a common misconception.
There is an infinite variety of universes, but that doesn't mean ALL things exist somewhere.
Like, picture this: there are infinite decimal numbers between 0 and 1. But 2 is NEVER in that infinite set of numbers.

>>5482838
It's implied that the 2 is meant for things that are actually impossible, like magic or god. But a fully emotional AI girlfriend and a universe where these roam around the world is more than possible. It's just a world with much more advanced technology. This said, there is a real Haydee somewhere out there being fucked. There's also another you that has that privilege.

So where is the SMG?

Where is everybody?
Don't tell me you're shitposting in the /v/ thread?

>>5483607
i need to get done with work before i can play this game

i can't wait ;__;

>>5483311
Hell if I know. I think it may be in the blue area.
You find the magnum in a locked box, so it might be in one of those as well.

>>5483652
Same here. I'll be playing in less than two hours. It's painful.

I played the demo yesterday and I'm gonna play the full version today. I can't wait!

waiting for torrent and then i might make some texture mods!

>>5483311
>>5483732
found it.
It's in the red area, where you get the red elevator that leads to white.
Ride the elevator to white, and then check under the place where it was in red.

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another sfm anon here. i did this pic eons ago and im taking more suggestions. Go wild

>>5485091
Gore spattered Haydee, having just slaughtered a horde of zombies.