HG thread

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>>5455119
>Waves her arms.
Krrrr!!

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>>5455103 (Long name that starts with Nu)
Hm... Then again, Tony's a pretty common name where I'm from, so that probably didn't help. How far away would the Magellanic Clouds be from Earth, exactly?
>>5455102
See ya later, Rika.

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>>5455103
>starts sweating profusely
Your...........what?

>>5455156
Yeah we saw it the last 3 times you posted it

>>5455156
what is this game called? I remember it vaguely

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Strike witches is the best anime.
Prove me wrong.

>>5455112
>>5455142
>He shifts back a little to soften the impact, then hunches over, trying not to let the tickling sensation of your legs get to him

Ahahahaha, you're an energetic little one, but I'm not even a woman! Do you just like the word mama, huh?

>>5455119 (Snek)
She's not actually her kid, but they get along famously. The kid has probably overheard you two bickering like bitter old hags, and obviously she's on mama's side

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>>5455102
Have a good sleep, kid. I'll probably be hitting the hay soon enough.
>>5455163
>Destroy All Humans

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>>5455142
No! No krrrr! Your mother is teaching you lies! I'm not a bad person, honest.

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>>5455146
For the sake of my species I shall leave that information classified. We are a solitary race. If you desire to call me by my Earth name, you may call me Mikitaka.

>>5455149
>One of his fingers morphs into another ice cream cone which he plucks and holds out.
My fingers. Would you like another?

>>5455156
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>>5455163
Destroy all humans.

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>>5455163
Destroy All Humans, or something similar

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>>5455061
That's the game. Get under their skin and then 'get under their skin'

I heard someone say once that you've never truly lost until you've become infuriated with your opponent. I try to honor that when I'm able

>>5455186
Fat. The word you are looking for is fat.

>>5455161
Not gonna lie, ayystation 2 got me
the first time he posted it

>>5455179
Boku No Pico exists.
Checkomato Da.

>>5455186
>>5455181

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>>5455181
Kee! Mama, keee!
>Crawls onto your back.
Ke-eee-ee!
>Points forwards.
>>5455186
Mama?

>>5455190
WHAT THE FUCK IS HARAMB- oh wait... that's not leslie jones

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>>5455187
Ah, a solitary race. Sorry for intruding on that, I just wanted to see if you knew Tony at all! Anyway, I'm Alfred Jones; the hero of the U.S.A.! It's pleasure to meet ya, Mikitaka! It saves the trouble of biting my tongue everytime I say it, lemme tell ya!

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>>5455193
I'll keep that on my mind. Anyways, before I get going, I'd like to get your name.

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So... how is everyone this evening?

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>>5455225
If referring to me by my Earth name is beneficial to you, I encourage you to continue doing so.

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>>5455181
Old hags!? If anything she's the old hag. In spider years she's practically over a thousand years old.
>>5455199
FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT FAAAAT!
>>5455213
J-Just go play...

>>5455213
>He twists his head to see your gesture, laughing heartily all the while, then starts to walk forwards
Alright, we're on a journey to find mama! Hold on tight, we might start going fast!

>>5455233
>kissu

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>>5455233
Oh, sure thing.
Rinoa. Nice chatting with you Doc.

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>>5455243
...
>>5455244
K-k-k-k-k-k!!

>>5455243
Your hips, your upper body and your breasts say otherwise, snek-chan.

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>>5455234
Aren't you fuck buddies with Soviet and Doomguy, can't you just fuck off with them and blow each other. It's the morning moron, get with the program.

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>>5455187
I...? Don't feel so good...
>unable to process the situation, she shuts down all systems and falls unconscious

>>5455243
Like old hags, not actual old hags, uh, what's your actual name? Everyone seems to call you snek. Both of you are clearly beautiful young women, and petty insults like that have no business shaking your self esteem.

>>5455268
>He speeds up, now jogging slowly with a little extra bounce to his step
Vrrrrrroooom, I'm a car, you have to steer me to mama!

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>>5455250
What did I say last time? Cut it out.
>>5455258
Dr. Francis Bernardi. Just call me Frank, everyone does. I'll be seeing you later, Rinoa.
>He picks up his medical bag and walls off with it.

>G'night HG. I'll try and use this guy more.

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>>5455287
Oh dear.
>He drops the ice cream and comes to her aid. In this moment he regrows his fingers.
Are you alright? Do you need a glass of water?

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>>5455291
Keeee!
>Keeps pointing.

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>>5455239
Yes, Mikitaka just has a good ring to it! Like I could keep saying it forever! MikitakaMikitakaMikitaka... Of course, that's just me being enthusiastic as usual. Say, can I ask you one more question? Do you know of a race called the "Pictonians"? I know you said before that you were a solitary race, but I'm just checking...

>>5455243
You're the perfect amount of thicc. It's not bad.

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>>5455294
G'night Frank. I'll see you later I'm sure.

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>>5455310
We do not know of such a species.

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>>5455294
>goodnight, I think I'll go to bed too
>>5455306
>is unable to answer him due to still being unconscious
>it doesn't look like she'll wake up any time soon

>>5455309
Roger that captain, full speed ahead! Brrrrrruuuuuuummmm-bbuuuummmmmm-wwwuuuummmmm
>He keeps jogging forward, now at a steady pace, the wind whipping through your hair

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>>5455271
By your standards maybe! But if you've ever seen a real Lamia you'd know I'm a perfectly healthy size and definitely not fat at all.
>>5455291
My name is Miia, just Miia. Some people call me snek because, well, I'm sure you can tell why.
>>5455311
That's what Darling said too.
>sighs before pouting immensely
He should have just said I wasn't fat.

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>>5455332
Aw. I was wondering, because we were actually invaded by them once. Tony knew of them, but we needed to have a bit more information on them just in case they invaded again, even though Italy warded them off!
...Not at all?
>>5455294
>>5455343
See you both later, dudes!

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>>5455294
Farewell to you. Doctor with a heart gold, but left with a... questionable appearance.

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DING DONG!

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>>5455343
Hm. Farewell, young earthling.

>>5455358
Not at all.

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>>5455351
Kee! K-k-k-k!!
>>5455354
>Pokes you.

>>5455370
>kissu

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>>5455369
He looks like a perfectly normal guy to me.

>>5455354
Fat fat faaaaatty fat snek

>Pets

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>>5455370
IT'S YOU AGAIN! CUT THAT OUT!
>>5455374
Hm. This kinda puts a dent in our plans-- Well, more like MY plan. So, Mikitaka, why'd you come here, exactly? Did you come here to research this place?

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>>5455386
Greetings, ordinary earthling.

>>5455374
>kissu

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>>5455386
And you look like a normal guy to me as well, Tincan.

>>5455354
Miia just Miia, that's a lovely name. I have a hunch that snek might be, well, less than a complimentary nickname. Does it bother you at all?

>>5455382
Oh no, there's a turn coming up, hang on tight, EEEEERRRRRR, RUMRUUUUUUMMMMMMM
>He stops in a mock quick fashion, Eurobeat blasting in his mind as he turns sideways, then starts running again

>>5455411
>calling a normal man a tin can
Not cool.

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>>5455403
I THOUGHT WE DEALT WITH YOU ALIENS BACK AT CROMARTIE! STAY AWAY FROM ME!

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>>5455411
Now that was just rude.

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>>5455411
You too, albino.

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>>5455398
>>5455384
>LOUD OBNOXIOUS BELL RINGING

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>>5455398
That is more or less my current mission, yes. I have also been participating in your ritual of combat.

>>5455409
Your actions confuse me. Why is it you've placed your lips upon my skin, earthling?

>>5455418
I am afraid I do not know what you speak of but I will acknowledge your request and keep away.

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i have to leave now...
goodnight...

>>5455453
>loud wet kissu noises

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>>5455382
>is poked
Yes dear? Did you want to Krrrrr at me some more?
>>5455395
>slaps your hand away with her tail
I. Am. Noooooooot!
>>5455412
No? I think its kind of a cute nickname. In a silly way, you know? I wouldn't want Darling to call me that though.

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>>5455462
Good night, whoever you are.

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>>5455468
Kee...

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>>5455417
>>5455435
Whaat? I call all the normal guys I see tincans? Is that so wrong of me?
>>5455438
Yup... I am a tincan. Totally a normal, average... tincan.

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>>5455453
IF YOU DON'T CUT THAT OUT, I'M REVOKING YOUR MCDONALDS PRIVILEGES, GODDAMNIT!
>>5455454
Ooh, so you've come here to fight, too? Tell me, Mikitaka, what can you do in the arena? Are you good in melee combat? Sorry if I'm inquisitive, I'm just curious to see what you can do, dude!

>>5455462
Prove that you are not fat?

>>5455468
Oh, alright then! Seemed almost like, racial in way, and people don't tend to take kindly to those is all. Who's the lucky man, if I may ask?

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>>5455412
Ke-ke-kee!

>>5455488
You're off the hook this time, miss. I won't be so lenient next time, got it?

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>>5455488
That is still rude.

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>>5455495
>>5455466
>THE DINGING HAS ONLY BEGUN
>AND WHEN IT IS OVER, YOUR DOOM WILL BE SEALED WITH THE DONG

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>>5455495
I do possess the ability to transform into any object I deem necessary. I can transform a part of my body or even fully transform into an inanimate object.

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>>5455488
Yeah, you're right on that one, your head is as hollow as a tin can.

>>5455505
>Soon, he begins to slow down, breath growing heavier with each step. Finally, he comes to a stop.
Alright kiddo, the car is out of gas! You want to play something else?

Matoi.

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>>5455521
TURN THAT DOWN, GODDAMNIT, I'M TRYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE! I'LL THROW BURGERS AT YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD!
>>5455525
So you're a shapeshifter? Duee, that sounds useful as hell! How long can you turn into an object for? There's gotta be a catch for that!

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>>5455510
Yeah, yeah. I understand.
>>5455511
It's only rude if you actually look into the truth of my words. If you don't, it's perfectly fine.
>>5455531
At least I actually have a heart, unlike a certain tincan. I also have these
>She wiggles her fingers.
Also, unlike a certain tincan.

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>>5455487
Huuuuh?
Well, do you have a name?
>>5455500
I don't see it that way. Its never chucked at me in a condescending way.
Anyway, his name is Kimihito Kurusu. He's such a sweet guy. You should meet him some time! He needs more man friends if you ask me.
>>5455498
I'm just not, okay? Its blatantly obvious.

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>>5455544
K-k-kee kee kee!
>Tiny tummy growl.

>>5455561
Nice tits.

>>5455558
You better. Next time, I'll get the jandal.

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>>5455561
K-k-k-k...
>Hugs snek.

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>>5455554
I am able to remain transformed for as long as I want, but I am unable to transform into anything stronger than my own body such as complex machinery.

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>>5455558
At least I have fair skin, unlike a certain "somebody".

Guys.... does something seem off to you? About Mechazawa I mean.

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>>5455580
Yeah, yeah... I certainly will officer...
>>5455603
At least I have hair, unlike "somebody" Please, I can do this until I get tired of it.

>>5455561
Kimihito! What a coincidence, he's a friend of a friend! I had heard he was close with a lamia, should have put two and two together a lot faster.

>>5455568
Haha, you too huh? Let's go for a pit stop then.
>The piggyback ride continues inside, entering a kitchen. He grabs a bag of air puffed lentils, the kind that taste like an empty calorie snack but are actually pretty nutritious, and holds it up so your little arms can reach inside.

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>>5455602
It really does sound like an interesting ability to have, dude. I mean, but there has to be a catch for that! If you turn into, say, a block of marble, do you have the same properties as marble? Can you be turned into a sculpture?
...I must sound totally delusional. "Can you be turned into a sculpture?"
>>5455615
Who, the short guy? Nah, he looks fine to me.

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>>5455643
K-k-k!
>Puts her head in the bag and munches a lentil.

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>>5455578
Eyes on your own paper.
>>5455581
Awww, well aren't you just the cutest thing? C'mere you little rascal!
>hugs the spider back and nearly crushes her in the progress
We just got off on the wrong foot huh? I could never stay mad at a face like yours. It's much nicer to look at than a certain someone's, that's for sure.
>>5455643
Ohhhh? Well we are pretty close after all. He said we were gonna get married soon! Can you believe it?

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>>5455646
That is correct. I would still be able to manipulate the object to my will, though.

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>>5455615
Tincan? Nah, he is an average human being...

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>>5455672
Kee-eeee......

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>>5455620
Albinos can't love, does your skin burn in the sun like a vampire?

>>5455555

.....

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>>5455677
Hm... So if you were to turn into a rock, you'd basically be indestructible. Man, that's just so COOL! C-Can you demonstrate for me, if it isn't any trouble?

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>>5455704
What would you like for me to become?

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Hey! Yeah you! Paula will need 24 of you to start a game!

All are allowed expect not duplicates!

>>5455658
Good! I needed to see if you liked human food or spider food. That makes this a lot easier! Let's get you a seat at the table with a few of these to munch on while I cook up a quick lunch.
>He walks you over to chair next to the kitchen table, setting the bag down, then reaches up to gingerly grab you by your sides

>>5455672
Wow, really!? Congratulations, that's amazing news! Any plans for the wedding yet, or is it more of an idea at this point?

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>>5455720
Andrew Wiggins

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>>5455720
Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi

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>>5455720
Shinichi Mechazawa

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>>5455720
Eggman-kun

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>>5455689
Oh, you're looking a little blue.
>lets go of her
I guess I got a little bit carried away, huh? Whoops.
>>5455720
Miia

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>>5455720
Rinoa and Angelo

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>>5455720
Artoria Pendragon

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>>5455720
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5455712
Hm... Maybe just a rock will be sufficient! I'd like to see if the claims are true, first!

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>>5455720
Frank

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>>5455720
Lapis fucking Lazuli
Are those real eyes, paula?....

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>>5455693
Woooaaahhh. That actually hit a mark on my fragile ego. But, I cannot love... because I only love myself and only myself!

As for my skin? I have nothing to say on that. You've completely defeated me on that front.
>>5455720
Ingrid

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>>5455720
Casshern

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Caroline and Justine

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>>5455720
Lil Spider Girl
>>5455721
Kekee?
>Picked up.
>>5455746
K-k-k-k....
>Catches her breath.

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>>5455720
D.Va

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>>5455755
Very well.
>His body begins to lose its shape as he transforms into a stone.

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>>5455720
Vic Viper

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>>5455720
Corrin

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>>5455720
Mono

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>>5455721
Yep! Its still just an idea. We started talking about it early this year but time really flies I guest.
>Miia starts playing with her hair, twirling it with her fingers
Knowing my Darling he's probably just making sure everything's perfect before we go through with it, ehee.
>>5455766
A-Are you okay? Do you need CPR?

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>>5455779
...W-Wow, dude. That's totally amazing and stuff, bro! How did... Dude, this is just so unreal! And this is only one of the things you can turn into?

>>5455752
impostor
>cody

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>>5455720
Space Dandy

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>>5455792
Ke-ee-ee-eee...

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>>5455761
Yeah, I have, deal with it you red eyed rat.

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>>5455720
Seifer Almasy
>Filler

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>>5455720
Yujiro Hanma

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>>5455720
Koyomi Araragi

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Come on now! She needs four more!
>>5455759
They're real fake! Could you imagine if someone had all of those eyes? Just think of all the things you can see!

>>5455803
Nah

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>>5455801
>Even as a rock he is able to speak.
That is correct.

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>>5455720
Nimh the Rager

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>>5455720
Zio Matrix

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>>5455812
You know what I have... that you don't have? Being able to catch sarcasm.

>>5455790
I want to catch mono from Mono

>>5455766
There we go, and down onto the chair.
>He sets you down on the booster chair, obviously a custom made one for lil spider girls, as this is your house. Then, he shakes out around 10 of the peapod sized puffed lentils for you, wrapping up the bag top after and putting it away
Snack on these while I go make a grill cheese super quick!

>>5455792
It's none of my business, but you might want to talk to him more about it. Weddings take a lot of time and effort, and are usually a collaborative process between the couple, just like the life together you'll be sharing. It's very easy for one person to have an entirely different idea of a good wedding than another, don't want to mess up the big day!

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>>5455826
I thought you just stole them from a giant or something.

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>>5455829
Woah...
>Alfred just wipes his forehead, looking very intrigued.
A rock isn't even your limits... Nothing stronger than you, correct? Does that mean you can't turn into a HUGE rock?

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>>5455720
Metal Gear Hope

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>>5455720
Regulus Corneas

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>>5455854
K-k-k-k!
>Crawls into the bag and eats.

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Ready for deployment!

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>>5455845
Whatever babe.

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>>5455861
Size is no issue.
>As he says this, his stone body begins increasing in size.
I am more than capable of transforming into even a large object, so long as it is basic.

>>5455890
I am ready.

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>>5455890
Deployment's such a weak word. I prefer the word launch! Fast and powerful!

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>>5455890
>>5455878
>>5455736
>>5455895
On second thought, I must leave. You may give my position in the battle to this earthling.

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>>5455890
Oi, districtmate! Bring your all this game, the hero's in a good mood today! Proceed! >>5455895
W-WOAH! Like, this is totally amazing! You could turn into Mount Everest if you wanted to, is that what you're saying?! A huge pyramid? This is SO COOL~!

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>>5455890
>She let's a rather drawn out yawn, as she gets into her stance.
Ready... being tired, is doing wonders for my body.

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>>5455807
Y-Your eyes are swirls and everything! This is definitely a bad sign. Hang in there!
>begins compressions and performs mouth to mouth resuscitation
>>5455854
W-Well, I'd been planning on doing that, believe me. But he's been pretty busy lately with work and we haven't really had of a lot of time to talk about that kind of thing... But that's okay, I still think things are perfect the way they are.
Egh, almost perfect.

>>5455881
Scratch that grill cheese sandwich then, but don't eat too many of those; they're high in fiber!
>He grabs a glass of milk for you, and a back up glass of water
Drink plenty of fluids at least!

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>>5455890
Keee!

LittleBigPlanet

>>5455936
Name of the LF x KK porno.

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>>5455890

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>>5455912
Why would she do that when there's someone labeled filler to swap instead! You are in as well as he!
>>5455911
I like it! She will use that for when the game starts!

>>5455928
Miia, don't get too caught up in what you want to be true instead of reality. If that's true, waiting might be a good idea for a large number of reasons!

>>5455936
I remember this game... and it's sequel... and the other sequel.

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>>5455950
>Give me to whoever is next then.

>>5455959
Pretty fantastic games.

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>>5455890
Look cute out there, you're fighting for some reason. Ready! Set! Launch!
>>5455961
Fine! Whatever you want! That guy will appear in the next thing!

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>>5455975
Alright; you lot can be the backup, and I'll go do everything instead! It's first come, first served here in the arena! I'M THE HERO~!

>>5455967
Yup, too bad I don't have them anymore...

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>>5455928
>Muffled kee.
>>5455929
>Tries to climb into the glass of water.
>>5455975
Kee?

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>>5455975
Boosters engaged! If I wiggle Meka's legs while I'm flying it's like I'm walking on air!

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>>5455975

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>>5455975
>He just stares at the little arachnid girl, unsure what to make of her
....Just stay close to me if you feel you are in danger

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>>5455975
Rocks lose their value if they get all scratched up like that!

>>5456004
>He lifts it away
Hey now, you'll spill it. Let's find you a sippy cup instead

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>>5455975
Although as adamant as I am about this, that man over there possesses extreme potential.

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>>5456022
Where is the damn waterboy?

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>>5455952
Ehhhh? Its not like this isn't something we both agree on. Besides, I said I'm perfectly happy with just being his girlfriend for now! I appreciate your concern though, I really do. I'm used to people not wanting us to get married.
>>5456004
Oh...
You're alive! Horray!
>starts to reach out to hug you but recalls recent events and contains herself

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>>5456022
Rocks? Kay, try something bigger next time, my shields are getting soft!

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>>5456022
Just the two of you? This will be intere -
...We will continue this fight on a different occasion. I'd suggest the both of you prepare yourself.

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>>5455912
Finally someone who can match my generosity and has some common sense. Yet the fact that you've joined the game, and claimed a spot without properly thinking it through makes me want to take back everything that I've said about you having any common sense, so-
>>5455950
Ohh. That will do.

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>>5456022
...I'm to blame for the calamity that I've caused.

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>>5456022
Keeee.
>>5456024
K-k-k-k-k-k!
>Reaches for it.
>>5456042
>Wipes her mouth.
Ke-kee?

>>5456042
Really? That's so strange. Why wouldn't they want you two together?

>>5456042
snek = spider -> birb -> slime -> fish = dulluhan -> dogshit -> horse

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>>5456022
Paula may sound bad for saying it but there needs to be more than one person to die every day and night. She was sure to change the speed.

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>>5455975
Look all these simpletons, killing and maiming... pairing up with one another. It's maddening. Oh well, time to leave!
>She runs away, without a care in the world.
>>5456022
Just give all your rations to me. I'll live longer anyways.

>>5456060
Oh fine, but let me help a little
>He allows your tiny hands to grab the sides of the glass, keeping his on it as well to help guide you, just in case

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>>5456072
Dress yourself, you won't get any more pairs of my cute socks.

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>>5456072
Krrrrrr...
>>5456083
Kee...
>Splashes her hands in the water.

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>>5456072
Alright, time to test if my singing is just as good as it was all those years ago! Mawaru, mawaru, te o totte, mawaru chikyuu rondo...

>>5456091
Hmm? Ooh, silly me, you needed to rinse off the powder from your snack!

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>>5456072
Let's see who's the unlucky loser for today!

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>>5456105
Ow. Damnit, I knew I shouldn't be eating burgers so fast!

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>>5456105
You see this? This is me! On the front page! They should rename this magazine "Winners", because I'm on it, and that's what I do every day!

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>>5456105
Need to rest up for the Pro-Am tonight

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>>5456105
Ugly people can find love. There's hope for Paula yet! Also a good job to you. Two people died instead of one!

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>>5456149
...Socks. Not just any socks, dry ones. Man, I'll take it, but this isn't a good gift!

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>>5456149
I don't a pair of socks.

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>>5456068
>Snek > Spider would have made you literally me
>>5456060
Um, I was just trying to make sure you were all right! Here.
>uses a napkin to wipe your mouth off properly
Sorry about that.
>>5456062
Because there's certain people, like that stupid spider, who want to steal him from me. It's really not fair, you know? And the worst part is Darling doesn't do anything about it. Something about not wanting to be mean to them.

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>>5456149
Boom, boom, BOOM!

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>>5456149
Explaining is boring! Read about it on my wikipedia page or something! I wanna game instead!

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>>5456103
Kee...
>Walks back to the bag of snacks and pulls it over herself like a blankie.
>Sleeps with a tummy full of lentils.
>>5456189
K-k-k.
>Yawns and walks over to you.
>Rests her head on your tail and starts sleeping.

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>>5456149
>I'm on the verge of passing out. So, thanks for hosting Paulie.

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>>5456200
Treacherous fiend....I will not forget this insult!

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>>5456200
Oh, sweet, a mag! Uh, is this a gun magazine, or a magazine magazine? Because the hero has no use for it if it's the latter, c'mon.

What a beauthiful Duwang
There must be no place prettier than this thread

>>5456189
That spider, Rachnera? Hon, she's teasing you. She's already married herself to a nice Australian boy.

>>5456208
>He laughs and awws a bit at the site, then carefully brings the tuckered out spider girl to her proper crib and tucks her in
Sleep well kid.

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>>5456200
When you're underwater, no one can hear you drown. At least when you're this far down.
>>5456214
Paula thanks you. Maybe you will win next time! Good night!

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>>5456217

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>>5456250
...Aw. I was so close, too...

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>>5456250
Ejection protocol! Activated!

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>>5456250
Someone's poisoning people. Call the doctor!

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>>5456255

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>>5456208
Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.
N-Not that there's any bugs on my tail! Oh... She's already asleep.
>>5456240
>Miia nearly pops a blood vessel in her face straining to convey her anger
>she also begins screaming silently, to avoid waking the sleeping spider
>after about a minute or so she settles down and begins talking again in a whisper
I should have expected something like this from the stupid spider, but this... Even so, there's still the horse, and the amorphous blob, and the fish, and whatever girl that woman decides to drop off on Darling's doorstep.

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>>5456295
I've got my own secret stash!

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>>5456295
Score one for that guy! What do you mean he missed?

>>5456303
Jesus, is Brad Pitt born again or what!? I'm not bad looking myself, but never attracted a single girl that much!

Wait, which woman? Dropping off?

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>>5456341
No matter! I have digital copies of all my trophies!

I miss Matoi.

>>5456367
And I miss Superslam

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>>5456341
I TOLD YOU TO SHOOT AT THE ROBOT, NOT M--

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>>5456341
Man down! Too far down in that hole!

>>5456367
>>5456377
I want to fucking die.

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>>5456394

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>>5456303
>Amorphous blob

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>>5456390
Boosters on cooldown!

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>>5456390
Everything happens and after it happens, a winner stands tall!

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>>5456431
Congrats, and thanks for hostin

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>>5456431
Congrats to the girl and her dog, and the hero thanks you for hosting, dude!

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>>5456431
They say war has no winners. They are clearly proven wrong with this! You did it!

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>>5456450
Until next time.

>>5456454
Thanks for hosting mate.

>>5456232
*chew*

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>>5456454
Thanks for hosting the game!

You were really strong!

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>>5456454
Thank you very much for hosting

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Goodnight!
>>5456361
Oh, sorry. I didnt realize how ambiguious I was being. Her name is Smith. She the coordinator for, ah, forget it.
>Miia yawns
This little scamps infected me with the tireds. I need to get some rest myself. It was nice chatting with you!
>>5456410
E-Eep, oh god. You really scared me, Suu.
I didn't mean it like that. Honest.
>>5456454
Thanks a bunch.

>>5456481
Goodnight Miia, it was nice meeting you

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>>5456448
>>5456449
>>5456456
>>5456467
>>5456474
Paula sends you hugs and kisses to all of you! Thanks as well!
>>5456481
Good night! Don't let the bug bite!

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>>5456454
SWEET.

Thanks for the game!

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>>5456495
You're welcome!

KNEES WEAK

>>5456481
Your rp is shit. Nothing like the source material. You just picked her up for the (you)s. Die in your sleep. Cancer. Pottery. Try to prove me wrong.

>>5456540
I know it's dead hours, but you're trying too hard to get something going.

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>Thought I wrote a lot of events only to see that it was sixteen.
This is a pain I cannot truly express.

>>5456540
HG in a nutshell

>>5456567
shh
no tears, only dreams now

>>5456567
I know how it goes. I made a template .txt file with the number of solo non fatal day events I wanted, and it looked like so few, but took forever to fill in.

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>>5456577
>A good thing is that I got those written in a hour. If I do that for four more hours, I can get the 80 nonfatal day events I want. Yay.
>>5456582
>Here's hoping to the both of us. Unless you already finished your game then good for you.

>>5456621
Finished? No no, a game is never finished. I started with a small base, swapping out corresponding default events. I've been adding at least one event every time I host. I would prefer to provide a game rather than delay everyone's fun indefinitely.

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>>5456635
>Same. Though I probably should've followed your example. I wiped out all of the events.

>>5456675
It's not that hard to resolve if you're using event manager.

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>>5456685
>Another problem I have is that I the events I have will clash heavily with the ones that are there. I'll get it eventually. Good luck with yours.

>>5456710
Thanks. Speaking of mine, I'll host it in 10-20 minutes, so don't go anywhere!

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Lace me up, homeslice.

>>5456732
>Kissu

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>>5456719
Good thing you told Paula! She was just going to walk away!
>>5456732
Okay!
>she eagerly ties up your shoes
Done and done! Those won't be coming off for a while!

>>5456732
what did he mean by this

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>>5456732
maybe later

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>>5456749
Don't do that.
>>5456766
Ayo thanks senpai, my shoes have been slipping off for days.

>>5456732
>laces up

>>5456775
It means lace me the fuck up.
>>5456776
Choice lad.
>>5456784
>kissus

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>>5456778
Paula's services don't come for free! She will need half of a penny!

>>5456802
>maces you the fuck up

Why is HG so addicting?

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Alright, first 24 for Autumn Games!

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>>5456834
Sylvie Paula Paula

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>>5456834
Go Shijima

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>>5456834
Maria and Harusame

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>>5456834
Kid Baki

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>>5456834
Sanae Kochiya

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Eggman-kun

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Che Fucking Guevara

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Orihara Izaya

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The Star-Spangled Hero

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Just Rinoa

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Akihiko

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Akatsuki Zero

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Trump

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>>5456834
Regulus Corneas

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>>5456834
D.Va

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Chloe Von Einzbern

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Hartsock

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Seifer Almasy
>filler

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Van

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>>5456834
Chase young

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Pilot Person

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Blitzmotor Pepe

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>Ring five days prior to cancel an appointment
"Why can't you just come in?"
"Because I'm overseas seeing family."
"Oh that's fine we'll reschedule for two weeks"
>five days later get a message
>You missed your appointment so we're charging you extra for it

Fucking retards...