HG THREAD: BAKI'S HOUSE EDITION
>>5438757
>>5438756
"I'm drunk; you don't have an excuse!"
-Demoman
>>5438761
Ayyy, good to see Fyxe revitalized you
justice birb pls host
>>5438761
>LOCKS EVERYTHING.
>>5438771
>Weedman please host
>>5438771
Second
>>5438775
>Unlocks
>Installs hidden cameras
>>5438765
... That has nothing to do with any of this. Go be fat, drunk, and stupid somewhere else please.
>>5438761
>
>>5438758
>>5438765
Yeah, I... I'm just glad we didn't have a huge FIGHT over it like they always do in the Hollywood movies, you know? And even if my feelings outweigh theirs, I gotta keep their opinions in mind too; hell, one anon convinced me to stop telling jokes all the time, and now more people like me!
...Yeah, X7-10 looks like a pretty cool guy to be in a relationship with, even I gotta say. Maybe if Plump-rump comes along sometime... I'm joking, I'm joking! I love you forever as well, bro, and that's the hero's promise.
>>5438758
Crossing a line, now!
>>5438765
>Yes I do and it's called "sleep deprivation and poor keyboard visibility"
>>5438764
>>5438783
>Exactly. Have a good one, 2hu that when I knew nothing about 2hu was my favorite.
>>5438771
>It's a quarter till 4, I'm tired, aching all over, still recovering from sickness, and am also waiting to get Maria to do up the wincards and get skill selections from people before I do.
Sorry for cutting it short, Kaito. Later, everyone, I'll be seeing you before you see me.
>>5438709
Awww~ you're welcome
First guy to get dubs gets rap- I mean, loved tenderly by me
>>5438780
NA.....NANI!!!
>>5438792
G'night, Rika. The hero hopes you have a good rest!
>>5438793
..."Tenderly loved"? Screw it, I'm bored as hell, here we go!
>>5438793
No rape for you
I hope all you have a pleasant night, or a good morning on this day!
>>5438793
No. You're not.
>>5438814
Good night to you as well, Brian. Like I said before; the hero loves you forever, and that's the hero's promise!
>>5438824
...Uh, good evening to you as well, ma'am! What's with the sudden entrance?
>>5438793
>>5438834
Youuuu were aiming, don't even try to deny it.
>>5438836
>M-my heart
>>5438829
停留!
Ok, I should stop posting. Night everyone
>>5438841
W-What? Was it too sappy? Look, I've been alive for three hundred years, I'm an old fashioned man, dude!
>>5438846
G'night, Brian!
>>5438841
The magic number is 8.
>>5438765
Mhm, its always nice to see her. I wont be around here though since its late, so night~
>>5438775
Sheesh, playing hard to get now?
>>5438787
>
>>5438824
Who're you?
>>5438846
Farewell sir. Have a good sleep.
>>5438814
I don't have a tank
>>5438854
If you say so, ma'am. The entrance was a bit sudden, that's all. The hero hopes you have a pleasant whatever as well!
>>5438859
>
>>5438859
>Locks himself in the basement of solitude, assuring of no signs of entry by welding the hatch.
>>5438863
Just someone wishing others to have a good night rest of a good morning. Don't mind me at all!
>>5438854
>Pic
>>5438873
Good to hear!
>Kicks down baki's frontdoor and joins the party.
Hey fellas. How y'all doin tonight?
>>5438877
A lot worse now that you're here.
>>5438877
gud
waiting for game
slightly bored
>>5438876
...Uh-huh! Is that all you're here for? To wish us a pleasant day?
>>5438877
Oh, uh.... hi?
>>5438905
>bacon and eggs
>in the same pan
Who does this?
>>5438895
Indeed! But if you excuse me, I have to take a good night's rest now. Watching all of you going about your day, is quite a task.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qRgntlXPo5
How the impression?
>>5438876
Oh. Al...Alright!
>>5438909
Me.
>>5438890
well then get lost, fag. I'm here for a good few hours.
>>5438891
Ain't we all? Dead hours sure are comfy.
>>5438905
>starts raiding your fridge. and picking at the soup on the stove
Nice place ya got here. really good foods. I'm not really supposed to eat since i'm a mechanical life form.
>>5438909
Men.
>>5438909
Do most people not do it that way?
>>5438914
Well, I didn't know you were just watching us from the sidelines, dude. See ya later, whoever you are! I hope you have a good rest!
>>5438909
I do, but I'm not a fucking pig who mixes.
>>5438922
you're a cool dude, Brain.
>>5438922
It's alright, make your self at home - I'm use too serial killers and wannabe yakuza punks raiding my shit from time-to-time.
>He checks the soup.
Yo, mind putting your filthy hands off the soup?
>>5438873
>
>>5438874
Yep, playing hard to get~
I see how it is...but dont you worry, i'll be back once you hop out of that little room...
Off to sleep, so enjoy the solitude~
>>5438948
You're a cool kat too, anon. Stay golden, pony boy.
>>5438951
>Sticks my whole fucking hand in the boiling soup
I just jacked my robodick with this hand too. Yeah, I got skills. What're ya gonna do about it?
>>5438955
>Cunt punts you
Oi. No animals inside baki's house! fucking get the fuck outside!
>>5438955
Jeez, FP, tone it down on the lewdness next time. It's a bit weird at times. G'night, dude!
>>5438955
>Sticks his Mickie"D" Deluxe against her furry puss puss.
>>5438976
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qRgntlXPo5
Is it good?
>>5438963
>Jabs you under .5 seconds.
>>5438979
Yeah.
I killed that nigger though.
>>5438998
That's ok, we all did at one point
>>5438991
>Your fingers break on my steel ribs
>Reveals my true roboform
Try again, Timmy. It almost felt like a pinch.
>>5439003
>has a high fucking pain tolerance, because grappler baki.
>He wacks his hand and realigns the fractures.
You know, I've faced dudes stronger then steel right? Kinda surprised me there, oh well, wanna play call of duty or something?
>nightmares 5 days in a row
Kill me
>>5439034
Sure.
odds do nothing
evens eat food
dubs sleep
>>5439049
>Nothing HG related in this post
Why the fuck aren't you posting this in /b/ instead?
>>5439030
Yeah, boi. Let's fucking do this.
>>5439050
this is why I love dogs so much
>>5439050
is that bolin
>>5439077
HG IS DEAD
>>5438757
Why are we in a crack house? You couldn't afford a hotel room and invite us all there instead?
>>5439107
>>5439107
>The soonest I can host is in a few hours
>when you roast another ava in character
>>5439116
>>5439108
Because grappling bums have no money
>>5439108
...
>>5439127
BITE ZA DUSTO
Thred a Booker
KNEES WEAK
TETSUOOOOOOOOOO
>>5439136
You even piss all over like one
>>5439152
KAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5439127
That makes some sense now.
>>5439128
What? You expect me and Saber to step foot in this shithole?
>>5439156
bum power.
>>5439162
...
>>5439173
Do you know where I could book a hotel room around here?
>>5439183
>The sunrises and he gives you this same emotionless expression on his face, before slamming the door shut.
>>5439203
>Kiritsugu backs up, shoots out one of Baki's windows, and then walks away.
>>5439215
goodjob
you got the bamboo bars
>>5439232
I'd do more but Seiba probably would stop giving me the succ if I fucked up some loser
>>5439252
ill give you the succ instead
>>5439233
select your character
>>5439255
B-But Seiba is cute
>>5439257
Dibs on Gamer Grrrrrl xd
>>5439264
Am I not?
>>5439257
Human squidward
>>5439215
Fuck you too.
>>5439257
I want the ghoulette to sit on my face
>>5439257
gay furry trash barafags
>>5439257
What is this?
>>5439233
>that cater to your interrest
>mfw I have no interrests
>>5439257
Broseidon
Is there any doubt?
>>5439319
But the brocean doesn't exist
>>5439324
>im
>fucking
>plying
>>5439334
Show me where it is.
>>5439336
the pacific brocean
.....
>>5439347
Don't you mean the Specific Brocean
>>5439257
Worky Kong
>>5439347
Some say the tome of Bromont resides deap, beneath the brocean
>>5439367
Describe an avafag with one picture, guess who it is
>>5439390
Hikki
>>5439390
Yosugay
What is this thread?
>>5439390
Sweet boy is a great korean hentai manga.
>>5439412
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS THREAD IS
>>5439412
Avatar. By James Cameron
>>5439412
Are you an actual newfag or a regular having an existential crisis?
>>5439412
McDonalds
>>5439424
JAMES JAMES CAMERON, THE UNDERWATER PIONEER
>>5439390
>>5439412
The Hillary Gives Hot Oral Thread
>>5439436
that's not how that goes at all
I take it we need a host then?
>>5439494
For the love of cabbage, yes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHx_w4q8ruc
>>5439506
>It's okay bud, go ahead
>>5439513
Are you sure?
>>5439517
>yeah
>>5439530
Cirno has made her choice.
AHAHAHAHAHA!
First 24.
>>5439530
>I'll host right after him, I have some other stuff to do and i'd be best if I do them now
>>5439537
Baki Hanma
>>5439537
Spike
>>5439537
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5439537
Lord Beerus
>>5439537
Tenshi
>>5439537
Youmu
>>5439537
Wander
>>5439537
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5439537
Rektasu
>>5439537
Vic Viper
>>5439606
ZAMASU
Oh boy, Lenny games.
>>5439537
Quake Guy
>>5439537
The Player
>>5439571
>that filename
>>5439537
Atago's Ass
>>5439537
Jacket
Woah, we're halfway there
Woah-oh
>>5439537
Pojo the chicken
>>5439537
THE PIKMIN DEMON
>>5439537
Burning Woody
>>5439537
Eggman-kun
>>5439537
YA BOI GUZMA
>>5439537
Surprised yellow man
>>5439537
sam filler
>>5439537
The Honeybee Inn
>>5439634
What's the matter?
Check 'em
>>5439679
>just found it funny
>>5439537
Regulus Corneas
Thred a ded
Wake up, y'all, it's time we started.
>>5439731
Not when you're hosting.
Remind me to host a 36 next time, ok?
>f emiya kiritsugu
>f nimh
>f lord beerus
>f the player
>f jacket
>f rektasu
>f noooooooooooooooooooooooo
Chicken on ice!
>f pojo the chicken
>f tenshi
Mukuro Ikusaba is cute!
>>5439773
You disgrace her for saying that in a Lenny Game.
>>5439771
Baki going to the brothel after a long day of fighting.
Kek
MAHFUGGIN CUSTOM ARENA EVENT TIME
Anyone for darts?
>>5439776
I wasn't paying attention to who was hosting. I'm a radical shitposter on the loose, baby.
>>5439796
>burning woody not lit on fire
Wasted
>f sam filler
>f quake guy
>f ya boi guzma
>f wander
>f the honeybee inn
>f eggman-kun
>f spike
>>5439796
I like the Arena, Lenny. Good work.
>>5439815
>>5439796
>tfw Lenny almost always get an arena
>Yours never happens
Oh hey and now it's a Feast.
>>5439815
Thank you very much.
>f youmu
>f burnign woody
>f the star-spangled hero
>>5439861
Burning even.
>f baki hanma
>>5439893
>all those wimps unable to make a fucking fire
Hey I think I hear something in the distance
>>5439830
>tfw lenny gets TWO
MAHFUGGIN ARENA EVENT TWO: ARENA CONTRACTION BOOGALOO
Winner next slide, thankfully
>Drags the corpse of the thread away
Congrats to our winner
>>5439933
>teleports behind u
Thanks for playing
>>5439945
Thanks for hosting mate.
Alright, my turn
First 24 no dupes
>>5439945
sankyu, Lenny
>>5439954
Police-kun
>>5439954
Jacket
>>5439954
Fyxe
>>5439645
Jacket, are you here? You wincard is close to be finished
>>5439970
Thanks for hosting
>>5439954
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5439954
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>5439954
Anti-fairies skinhead
>>5439954
Iceberg-chan
>>5439954
Spike
>>5439945
Thanks for hosting.
>>5439954
Eggman-kun
>>5439954
Pissed Off Asuka
>>5439954
Tenshi
>>5439954
Buggy The Clown
>>5439999
Why are you pissed off, Asuka?
>>5439999
Fucking hell, she's not just pissed, she's quad pissed.
>>5439954
Lenny's Last Game
>>5439954
Stalker
>>5439954
Ririchiyo
>>5439954
Orihara Izaya
Will suck dick for moon wincards.
>>5439954
Regulus Corneas
>>5439975
CONGRATULATION!!!!!
>>5439954
Sif the great grey wolf.
>>5439954
Sliver Queen
>>5440034
Excellent wincard
>>5440041
Thanks Ocelot!
2 more
>>5440050
Cirno a baka
>>5439954
Maria and Harusame
>>5440050
Bill
Check um
Swap um
Etc. um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwVqd_vNnMg
>>5440068
Looks perfect to me
Morning comrades
>>5440068
I'm with the winner, perfect district I must say.
Let's go!
>>5440078
Hello Soviet
>>5440079
Naw, that was a filler
>>5440079
>Not even Image.jpg
Are you even trying?
>>5440085
Hello Fyxe
>>5440079
>Pats the anon on the back
It's alright anon, you'll find something better to do soon, like finding out which leach tastes best~
>>5440097
So, what's up? I've heard you finally got laid, congratulation!
>>5440034
>Jacket pulls out a tape recorder and presses a button it.
"I had a great time."
Alright let's begin because every Maria swap is always fake
Bloodbath
I was thinking making events based on Urban Legend in Limbo / Hopeless Masquarade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VeKSXjBRX0
>>5440108
Nothing much. I have a daughter already
>>5440111
>lenny's last game gave up
yup
>>5440109
If you had that's great. That's why I made that game.
Until next time...
>>5440111
...Well...
Err... I suppose I don't have any right to complain since you own me....
>sighs
>>5440119
What really? But... don't you need to wait like.... 9months for that?
Fuck, I thought HG was pretty weird already, but that...
>>5440111
Day 1
>>5440131
How are we supposed to beat up fairies if we don't exercise?
>>5440130
No shit. But she told me she was just uh. Spawned? She just suddenly came here and says I am her father. Is confusing but I accept it
>>5440131
Night 1
>>5440148
I get it, you're angry, could you stop screaming now?
>>5440131
And I thought I was fucked up...
>>5440144
Hmmm.... right.
Well, you should make a DNA test though, you're pretty popular, I can see why a girl would say that just to leech off your money you know. That's what the song Billie Jean is about.
>>5440148
Lenny's Last game tells Izaya, how he got 2 arena events
>>5440157
I am the one taking care of her only. Also, why would d some one try to leech of a Communist? Sounds retarded to me
>>5440148
Day 2
>>5440164
It hurts....
>>5440163
Well, people can be pretty retarded at times, but alright she seems like a nice girl.
What's her name? I'll probably see her around.
>>5440164
Your hat can still win Ocelot.
>>5440164
Night 2
>>5440178
Shhhhh, it's an undercover mission
>>5440156
Wanna ERP for steam games?
>>5440185
>me and my games kill themselves in the same day
>>5440178
Lisa
>>5440193
Lisa? Okay, I'll say hello whenever I see her.
>>5440191
Too bad you didn't kill each others.
>>5440189
Wanna buy my some dlc for company of heroes 2?
>>5440209
That would've been funny any way around desu
>>5440185
Day 3
>>5440218
Rigged
>>5440209
She can speak some Russian so you can her easy
>>5440212
Depends on what you're giving me.
>>5440218
Where are they? They can't be that far away.
>>5440218
Night 3
>>5440227
A semi decent wristy
>>5440224
Speaks some Russian? Got it! She'll be easy to spot.
>>5440216
Next time I'll bring Kate
>>5440238
The yeast
>>5440241
...That's it?
>>5440251
Winner next slide
>>5440263
Betting on the dog
>>5440263
Rooting Doggo
>>5440248
Is that a threat?
>>5440263
and the winner is....
>>5440271
What? No, I just thought it would be funny to have you, your wife and your games in one game.
>>5440276
Wow, I didn't jinw it?
Well good job!
Thanks for hosting Cirno
>>5440276
doggo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpvgUbKECvo
>>5440287
Stats for nerds
thanks for having me
pick your background within 5 minutes or I do the picking
-Alice's House
-Bhava Agra
-Hakugyokurou
-Kourindou
-Palanquin Ship (+Night)
-Senkai (+Night)
-Tanuki Field (+Night)
-The Bamboo Forest of the Lost
-The Bridge to Old Hell
-The Genbu Ravine
-The Great Mausoleum (+Night)
-The Hakurei Shrine (+Night, +During Incident)
-The Human Village (+Night)
-The Misty Lake
-The Moon
-The Moriya Shrine
-The Myouren Temple (+Sunset)
-The Outside World
-The Palace of the Earth Spirits (+Night)
-The Scarlet Devil Mansion Clocktower
-The Scarlet Devil Mansion Library
-The Shining Needle Castle (+Night)
>>5440293
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5440287
>>5440293
>Filler I enter wins
I think you know what wincard I want :^)
>>5440293
Thanks for the chance
>>5440293
Thanks for hosting
>tfw always feel like your taste in favorite characters is shit
>>5440301
F-fuck you Izaya
>>5440286
>>5440295
>>5440303
>>5440307
No problem
>>5440307
>hugs
>>5440309
>tfw characters become shit because you like them
>>5440311
>Kissus
Thanks for hosting
>>5440315
Wait, what are you doing?
>>5440345
if you pick the moon one more time I swear to god I'll make you not want to kill yourself
>>5440336
your cool shut up
>>5440315
>Fugs
>>5440309
...Yeaaah...
>>5440356
Making you blush
>>5440371
That's rape
>>5440394
you're rape
>>5440364
Hey, Stop liking things.
>>5440394
Hmph. Up to you silly old tricks again. I see no change in your personality even after a year.
>>5440358
I'm failing to see how I lose here.
I get another moon wincard and I don't have to pay for a therapist to ease my depression and suicidal thoughts.
>>5440405
i cant
>>5440417
Yeah, I thought you'd enjoy visiting your therapist
>>5440413
That's good, right?
>>5440403
No, you are
>>5440293
Thanks baka
>>5440432
>no problem
>>5440419
Uh-huh.
I can't either.
>>5440429
It might be better if you grew up a little and leave those silly pranks behind.
>>5440423
I don't have one. Why do you think I'm still suicidal?
Therapists are expensive.
>>5440429
I can't be rape, only traps can be rape
>>5440441
good keep liking things
>>5440417
You sure you didn't add the ''the'' part by accident?
>>5440443
Why? That's boring.
>>5440446
That makes no sense.
>>5440456
you make no sense
>>5440456
Growing up and behaving like an adult is important and a necessity, boring or not.
>>5440453
Rachnera doesn't ease my depression and suicidal thoughts.
>>5440447
What kind of things are we talking about? Because if it's people I can turn that like switch on and off like THAT
>>5440475
fuck i dont know
things
>>5440459
you make no sense
>>5440467
No it's not, I can just not do it.
There are no advantages.
>>5440485
>you make no sense
you make no sense
I want to drink gasoline with Izaya and turn into a super Aboriginal
>>5440501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>5440485
Not grow up? Surely you're not going to stay a kid for the rest of your life?
>>5440513
Why not?
There's no use in "growing up" and being boring.
>>5440494
>>you make no sense
>you make no sense
you make no sense
>>5440501
I'm not drinking petrol mate...
>>5440524
>>>you make no sense
>>you make no sense
>you make no sense
you make no sense
>>5440479
Everybody likes things.
>>5440545
what do you like?
>>5440524
You'll need to earn money in the future to feed you and your family. Your employees won't be too impressed with hiring a person with a child like attitude.
>>5440545
Francis doesn't
>>5440552
>
What do you like?
>>5440562
same tbqh
>>5440562
me too
>>5440557
Why would they want someone who's boring?
That's just how other people want it, it's of no real use to me.
>>5440540
>>>>you make no sense
>>>you make no sense
>>you make no sense
>you make no sense
you make no sense
>>5440559
He likes not liking things
>>5440571
>>5440580
Get your own
>>5440605
>pets doggo
>pets rinoa
>>5440588
It's not boring, it's called not being childish.
>>5440533
...Can we just start fugging?
>>5440612
>Picks up doggo
>Sits somewhere else
>>5440605
Iunno, I think he could even find a reason to hate that.
>>5440627
>leaves in french
>>5440626
... Are you a cute animu grill?
>>5440627
Bark hard good doggo.
>>5440644
For you.