/sug/ Steven Universe General - Steben Posting Edition
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>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/preair/04x07.mkv
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
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https://sug.rocks
>>5438498
you shouldn't do that, just live with the other op until a real new thread please.
>>5437914
whatever
>>5437998
rubis
>>5438520
you're killing me indexer. How many times do you have to post the same image?
This is a good thread.
>>5438518
That is a bad thread.
>>5438518
No, fuck that thread and the faggot who picked an off-topic OP pic.
>>5438527
as many times as it is needed
>>5438542
But it's not needed, at all.
>>5438542
I'd figure once would be sufficient.
>>5438550
Keep them opinions in the oven, Faggotron
>>5438552
You'd be wrong
>>5438571
>don't dead open inside
also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke_xmPAbBnA
garnet's the best
I love her so much
>>5438588
>"Did you see that Stephan, F...K, in the coffee"
>>5438606
perl sux
So...
How are you doing, my anons?
Tell me 'bout your life.
>>5438627
Oh man, life's good. Living in a great place, recently got some good news career wise (promotion). The career itself is great, lots of fun traveling. Only complaint I could levy is that I've got no gf, but I'm not seeking one out either so that's on me.
>>5438627
Cute pic, but those ribbons are all wrong.
>>5438627
Been really good these days, my self worth is a bit higher than it used to be, so less sad thoughts.
And rain is coming down too, all wrapped snug in a blanket and chilling.
overall content, thanks for asking
Also Sylveon is OP as fuck
I'm sad that Nier: Automata was delayed but at the same time Dead Rising just came out on pc after my old 360 broke so life is good.
>>5438686
Glad to hear it dude. I know there are some people around here who struggle with depression, I'm happy to see some people on the up side.
>OP
let's not go crazy, he's mildly adequate.
>>5438701
yeah, lifes not total crap right now, been staying warm and gaming it out at nights
and yeah I know hes not OP, but he gets those dragons out of the way
>>5438752
I feel sorry for dragons, man. They used to be the shit, but now that fairies are around they've really taken a hit. You can't just hit the win button and sweep anymore.
>>5438627
I'm about to go to bed. Oyasumi!
>>5438777
gnight, jackpot.
>>5438786
Who's jackpot?
>>5438791
checked your digits
>>5438766
I always found that to be weird as all hell that fairies can keel over dragons, ah well
grass and ghost have been more of my main types
Tropius had been my go to for ages
>>5438795
Oh wow, that actually makes me pretty happy. Now I can sleep tight knowing I got trips.
>>5438777
good night anon
>>5438800
flying and fighting are my favorite types.
My bro has been Dragonite since, my first game (gold), though hawlucha is a tough contender. Spritzee is top tier shouldermon material though.
Aight. It's getting late and Tomorrow i'll have my algebra test.
I going to bed. Take care Anons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOKqNxN4jWM
>>5438857
gnight, good luck on your test.
>>5438886
Yeah, goes from cute serpent to elegant serpent to barney the mail dragon, but he's still rad.
>>5438904
>barney the mail dragon
gave me a good kek, but pokemons weird like that
just like the god of all pokemon is a shuckle
>>5438942
can't fuckle the shuckle
How do we fix these monsters? Based on how they are made just putting them back together with their original shards won't be possible.
How fucking incompetent are Earth's human governments that they don't fucking notice the multiple infringements on their air space by alien vessels of the insane amounts of alien artifacts and battlefields lying all over the Earth?
Why the fuck doesn't Connie get get herself a BFG and blow some holes in some gems to poof them?
>>5438959
They can't be "fixed," but judging by how Steven was able to get through to the cluster it may be possible to at least restore basic sentience and calm them down to the point that they won't attack everything.
>>5438962
We have no way of knowing how advanced the military technology in this reality is. If there was no cold war advancements in intelligence gathering and aeronautics would no doubt have moved far slower.
>>5438995
While true, I don't see why they wouldn't have developed at least somewhat similarly.
Empire City shows humanity to be capable of building large cities, so its not as though the war forced us into tribal situations.
We know that there are passenger planes as well. So it doesn't seem a stretch that humanity would have, at minimum, basic fighters and thus the need for modern detection systems.
It seems unlikely human nature would differ so much that the various city states that arose wouldn't attempt to fight each other for resources (especially since they could loot gem battlefields for sick loot)
>>5438978
>Steven calms down all the cluster gems
>Beach City is now infested with monsters that just bum around town all day moaning and doing nothing
>Mayor Dewey uses them to increase tourism and get re-elected
I actually want Peridot the mad scientist to catch a shard monster and experiment on it
fuck the meme dorito desu
>>5438540
/trash/ is a pretty chill place
We had 18 threads up in one day, way back during the discord wars
>>5439090
All those that being with >International airing schedule except the top one were from me
pretty fun afternoon desu
>>5439102
I made the Sapphire one. Way back when there weren't enough Sapphire lewds.
Although you can never have /enough/ Sapphire lewds tbqh
>>5438627
Same as yesterday, shitty.
Hope I'll be able to do some useful stuff today though and... eat.
>>5439090
Am I the only one who ever made Armstrong generals?
>>5439181
No one likes armstrong, but you.
>>5439181
Yes
>>5439207
>>5439216
[spoiler]Stop hurting my feelings please.[/spoilersdon'twork]
>>5439181
>>5439207
>Armstrong
Are we thinking of the same Armstrong?
>>5439221
Now that armstrong i like.
>>5439218
Here here m8, don't worry. What matter is that you like, go for it and be happy.
Beчep в хaтy, paбoтяги!
>>5439221
Do you think Armstrong and Armstrong would get along?
>>5439246
Hy здopoв
Tfw i've been 3 weeks on a vacation and 3 weeks on sick leave, then got diagnosed with chronic tailbone pain,
tomorrow i have to go back to work.
I can't quit work yet, i still have few things i need to buy and save up a little bit of money, after that im going NEET and learn this art business properly.
Sorry for blog, here's a peri as an apology.
>>5439422
Do you already have a large following.
>>5439422
Potential but needs work, keep at it
>>5439422
Good luck with everything
If you ever get around to it, you should try doing a piece like this one, to ease yourself into the hellish cruise you're about to embark on
Human AU where the gems are just a bunch of chuunis and Steven also becomes a chuuni.
>>5439481
This spooked me anon
>>5439459
Not yet, i know i either have to start drawing porn or cater to fandoms if i want followers,
original stuff just won't cut it when starting out.
>>5439480
I know i have potential, i've gotten better pretty quickly past these few years and keep improving
but when im at work i have so little time to work on art.
>>5439516
doing art is not unlike dancing shoeless on a bramble floor
I wouldn't recommend anyone to do so, but people keep falling into it
>>5439566
No no i mean i just woke up after a four day methamphetamine binge and these pics spooked me
>>5439625
Oh, I see
why the binge?
>Back on /trash/
Well, it was good while it lasted
When's it back? Haven't been able to keep up properly
>>5439753
To be honest I don't fully remember, can barely recall anything from those four days either. My neighbors were celebrating something and one thing led to another i guess?
Are we dead
Yeah, everyone's asleep.
>>5439781
we don't know
>>5439842
WAKE UP PEOPLE
>>5439859
no
Imma go back to sleep
>>5439859
it's ok anon, i'm here
>>5439880
You skeleton bitch.
Pretty accurate
>>5439859
die
>>5439934
WAKE UP
So what do y'all watch during SU downtime?
I began watching the Amazing World of Gumball recently, and I'm nearly done with that too...
>>5439959
Watching anime
>>5439959
Porn
>>5439959
Anime
>>5439971
WAKE UP
WAKE UP YOU SLEEP >>5439971
SLOTH
It's okay,children of night
Go back to sleep
We'll keep the thread warm for you
>>5440010
>Amerifatties
Love you /sug/
>>5440010
>>5440062
>>5439989
it's just 7:27 AM and I'm eating waffles.
>>5440110
that's disgusting
>>5440141
>Amerobese
>>5440141
>waffles
HAHA DON'T YOU MEAN CARROTS???
>>5440161
It's Lapis.
>>5440176
Lapis?
>>5439090
Dead ≠ Chill though
IT'S
THE
NUTSACK
Lars' mom, has got it goin' on.
>>5439908
What the fuck garnet looks like a silhouette
So, given how Steven's VA(Zach Callison) is getting a bit old to voice a high pitched little boy, do you think they'll change VAs or give him a growths spurt?
>>5440304
too wrinkly
>>5440304
I'd fuck her
>>5440348
Neither
>>5440348
Steven's birthday was all about that idea and how they'll do that.
He used to be this weird little fat kid, now he's just an odd, magical midget.
>>5439959
I just started with that one too
>>5440348
It'd be cool if they did something similar to what they did on TAWOG to keep him "young", but otherwise they've got to address it eventually; does he just age super slowly, or not at all (from where he is now)
>>5440348
He'll age, only because I think he'll end up with Connie so he'll unconsciously age together with her.
>>5440299
why wont people learn how to draw dicks
>>5440398
SJWs don't know how to draw dicks
>>5440398
Pearl doesn't know how dicks work
>>5440398
because people don't use references
>>5439984
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>5440532
Your sunshine is pretty hot.
Who's the lewdest diamond?
What does Pearl's semen taste like?
>>5440661
Salty
>>5440661
Ocean
>>5440625
blue
>>5440688
I imagine Lapis's would taste closer to ocean.
>>5440695
>abusing your pearl
For shame. Pearls are for loving and cuddling only.
>>5440743
>loving
agreed
I'm going to bed guys, please post Martha, Priyanka, or Vidalia while I'm gone.
Post Armstrong, or Priyanka and Armstrong.
>>5440304
Dude, don't. She's just a cute old lady. She's too cute to feel lewd thoughts towards her. Look at her.
>>5440756
>x-ray creampie
Okay, this is good-
>futa
Ugh. Great picture ruined.
>>5440849
I'll look at her alright.
LOOK AT HER BOOBS.
>>5440304
Martha lewds when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ2qswHzMxs
Does it work?
>>5440876
How about you go to a book club meeting with her instead? And compliment the healthy homemade granola bars she has brought with her?
>>5440849
I'm gonna do it.
>>5440868
>he doesn't like dicks
what are you, gay?
>>5440905
You're gonna be a good influence on Lars and help tutor him and get his grades up and make him realize he doesn't need to be a "cool kid" to be accepted? That would be excellent.
>>5440911
No, just a straight man struggling to find allies in a gay general.
>>5440868
>>5440946
>straight man doesn't like straight sex
Taking requests, if there's anything interesting
>>5440991
Amethyst without DSL
>>5440946
i bet you like to kiss girls too, faggot
get out of here
>>5440991
Blue Diamond posed like this
>>5441000
Listen. If there's a dick in porn, it must be attached to a male. If there's an attractive male with a nice looking dick, I'm okay with this. It becomes gay when it's a woman with a dick, because that just isn't right.
>>5440991
Sapphire pointing at Ruby with a menacing look.
>>5440991
Martha wearing old hippie clothes and having fun with the cool kids while Lars looks pissed off and frustrated.
>>5441017
But Jasper is a man.
>>5440991
Armstrong, Lefty, and Bloople riding around in a jeep like these guys please.
>>5441050
She is coded as a female.
>>5440995
I never draw amy, so it looks weird.
>>5441072
LITERAL PERFECTION
E
CT
ION
LITERAL
>>5441064
You have gotten like two other drawfags to draw you something that involves that fucking jeep, NO MORE FOR YOU!
>>5441069
I'm pretty sure Rubies and Jaspers are male gems.
>>5441011
i might do something like this as a proper picture,
so im not gonna do it now but i'll keep it in mind.
>>5441108
I....
I want to see Steven with DSLs.
>>5441114
t. Russian
>>5439422
You just gotta
Git gud
>>5441072
this just feels.. wrong
like seeing pearl without her nose
>>5441095
Lay off the guy. He probably didn't see the deliveries and requested it again because of that
>>5441146
They are posted in almost every thread
>>5441169
Well yeah, but the dude clearly hasn't seen them if he's requesting it.
>>5440766
Fisting
>>5440991
Draw your least favorite CG fusion ending herself
>>5441196
But srsly now, good luck on your journey of NEETing and arting.
Picture unrelated.
REAL
NUTSACK
HOURS
>>5441231
Real kill yourself hours.
>>5441226
Thanks man, also that's fucking horrifying.
For anyone that missed it last night, i wrote up a nice Stevonnie herm fic with a little of Connie and Steven mixed in
Also just to let everyone know, i will be working on one of the Lars mom requests that i got for a few days, so expect that coming soon
http://pastebin.com/tb8q9hBZ
I hope you enjoy it and let me know what you think of it and if you have any favorite bits
Enjoy!
>>5441281
>people actually get off to words
>people actually write this stuff
>>5441286
>people actually get off to lines
>people actually draw them
When can we expect a drawing of Pearl doing this?
>>5441023
>>5441309
isn't that the gem equivalent of suicide
>>5441309
When can we expect your suicide?
>>5441309
what's your fascination with pearl having a dick?
>>5441312
Ruby only needs to get 5 more levels for the almighty chin.
Thanks a lot.
>>5441329
A few threads ago we found out that almost everyone shares their personality with Lapis
>>5441351
Shit forgot Ruby's gem
>>5441281
W-What Lars' mom fic? What's going to happen to cutiepie Martha?
>>5441376
Something i drew some while ago
>>5441410
Some anon's yesterday gave me some requests regarding her such as a fic where she blows Lars whiles he sleeping for being such a good boy or a Armstrong fic where she is the dom and then she gets plowed in the kitchen while Lars watches from a distance and loves the sight of it. Oh and she is futa in the fic (don't ask why, i didn't come up with it)
So thats that
>>5441410
>that picture
Damn. I wanna marry her and raise Lars.
do you guys know I have a dubs fetish
>>5441752
>>5441752
you do?
>>5441752
Oh, really?
>>5438627
2nd night in a row where I wake up from a really interesting dream and just want to finish it, but cant. Weird...
Yesterday I had one of those dream that spans the course of a, like, a few weeks or something. Wakin up felt pretty surreal, like I couldnt tell what was reality or not for a moment.
... at one point I was reading some graphic novel and I remember there being one page in it with Lapis and Peridot getting kicked in the crotch by some random kid... kill me
>>5441792
>>5441752
shit fetish
>>5441792
You wanna talk about strange shit, i woke up with a dream about Rose talking to Pink Diamond about something and trying to pickpocket a bag from her back before Pink Diamond relizes that something so very very wrong, so she panics and tries to use a small world warp but then stops saying "Thye know what im doing" And the whole time Rose just looks so out of it
Was fucking weird
>>5441817
>and rose was just so out of it
>>5441752
>>5441043
Took me a bit, but here you go.
>>5441752
same
>>5441220
>>5441914
Yeah idk wtf they were thinking with this hideous fucking thing.
I mean, granted, all the fusions are ugly, but this one is the ugliest.
Is Lapis actually sexy or are those fanart make her sexy?
>>5441914
i told you to draw your least favorite cg fusion killing herself, not you killing yourself
>>5441950
I wish I could sniff Blue Pearl's butt.
Any draw requests? I'll do them between my homework. I'm trying the 20 minutes on 20 minutes off thing.
>>5441950
so would they call her Pearl at home? Pearl 2? Blue Pearl... Bloop?
I need a shower, i'll be back later.
>>5441997
Bloople
>>5442013
skirt/dresses are mandatory for blue
>>5441996
Something involving Blue Diamond and her court.
>>5441926
>all the fusions are ugly,
I think Opal and RQ are beautiful.
>>5441941
fucking honesk
>>5442129
>Been lazy
Don't have nearly as much people as we did in /co/ or last hiatus yatta yatta yatta hopefully we get episodes soon yatta yatta yatta.
>>5442155
I know, I'm just not used to waking up, refreshing the page, and being able to continue in the same thread.
>>5441941
No, she's ugly as hell
>>5442204
>>5441941
she's the most regular-looking
>>5440532
You're made of water
I'm made of sand
Don't grit your teeth
Just let me kiss you
I miss /co/
>>5442228
>>5442234
>Lapis is slow to pick up sarcasm
>>5442235
Garnet is big with unnatural proportions and huge, square hair, amethyst is a midget, pearl has a huge pointy nose, Jasper is a fucking beast (before and after corruption), peridot is child sized, so yeah, I guess I'd agree with that.
>>5442252
Please forgive her, she doesn't understand human's ways; She's only recently learned about fart jokes.
>>5442252
and then everyone's going to regret explaining it to her
>>5442275
She learned how to read english super fast and is already wasting that potential by reading manga.
>>5442235
Oh Peeda
>>5442293
I think the fact that she was reading manga could suggest that she can't read, and was just looking at it for the pictures.
>>5442306
am now suicide thakns
>>5442315
If she "can't read" then how was she able to read Peridot's forgiveness letter from Barn Mates? There's no way Peri's writing was more legible than the words in Lapis' book.
>>5442326
>am now suicide thakns
that may not be necessary, I think you're having a stroke.
>>5442306
Poida?
>>5442354
wouldn't that have been written in gem? Either way, we know that peri has learned to read and write in english since she can make twitter posts, so I guess lapis learning isn't a stretch either.
>>5442358
probably posted it while driving a screwdriver through his eyesocket
>>5442306
>>5442412
Only time the gems wrote anything was in the comics but they have decent handwriting so i doubt it's above them to be able to type and read in english.
Not sure about HW gems besides Peridot.
>>5442306
Oh pide
>>5442442
>relationship status: garnet
that's a relationship goal right there
>>5442412
No, I'm pretty sure Steven would've proofread it just to make sure she didn't say something autistically offensive. I think they're both more than capable of reading books by this point.
>>5442306
Oh Peeta
>>5442456
want
>>5442468
But Lapis literally went from poofed thousands of years ago to alive and trying to escape with the ocean to homeworld to forced back and the handship to malachite to asleep in the barn in same old world. When would she have had time to learn human writing?
Does this stuff actually have anything to do with water?
>>5442586
it's blue
>>5442531
Do we know how much time elapsed between Same Old World and Barn Mates? Steven would've definitely taught Peridot how to write in readable English by then.
I don't know for sure though, I'm just assuming.
What was the weirdest fanfiction you guys have ever read?nsfw or not?
>>5442464
But who's the ruby and who's the sapphire?
>>5442656
Yes
>>5442614
Pretty sure the two episodes episodes are one after another, it starts with Lapis saying it isn't going to work, they obviously haven't spent any time together. I'm sure peridot learned english at some point during the drill creation, but lapis had no time before barn mates substantial enough to learn how read english.
>>5442599
dabbe dee dabbe DIE
>>5442656
The reacher who feels constantly unworthy is Ruby. The settler who genuinely loves her significant other and doesn't realize she's settling is Sapphire.
>>5442666
Good one, Satan.
How narcissistic is Pearl? Does she fap to herself?
>>5442683
Barn Mates starts during the day, or mid-day at the very least.
Compare that with the last scene from SOL, in which the time either appears to be very early in the morning or some time in the late afternoon.
>>5442742
given it being night at empire city and the galaxy warp, probably early morning
>>5442742
character scale is crazy inconsistent in this show...
>>5442619
[spoiler]amethyst/peridot/armstrong threesome[/spoiler]
>>5442742
Is peridot ok?
Good point, but at most it's a few hours later. Lapis was in no mood to even try interacting with Peridot. She wouldn't have hung out in the barn for time it would take to learn english.
>>5442785
>Is peridot ok?
>>5442816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5fNzEqYzi0
>>5442785
She's never okay
She's always getting abused or fucked by her barn mate
>>5442619
Not really weird, but it was a fic about getting raped and skullcrushed by Jasper.
>>5442758
What the fuck
>>5442839
((((fucked))))
>>5442855
>not really weird
>raped and skullcrushed by Jasper
ok.
>>5442839
they're friends now
>>5442855
>not really weird
>raped and skull crushed
I wonder what your idea of weird is
>>5442909
that's a funny reaction gif.
>>5442941
I wonder where he got it from.
>>5442758
Why do people write porn of armstrong?
There's no sexual appeal on her design
>>5442956
>her
>>5442952
Most likely from the animated television series "Steven Universe"
>>5442960
Can you people just stop this retarded meme? It was never funny and right now is no exception.
>>5442960
Why do you think it's male,anon?
>>5442855
My curiosity has peaked. I demand a link.
>>5442969
What are you talking about? It was never a meme when referring to Armstrong.
>>5442982
looks like a big hulkin dude
no girl voice to offset that like with normal gems
>>5442993
Yes, it was. If you genuinely think it wasn't then it was even more a mistake than I thought because apparently it has attracted actual retards.
>>5443006
no that's lefty
>>5442969
what meme?
>>5443006
It's a cluster
Do you expect her to look like a normal gem?
sweaty
>>5443029
feminine
How would you guys feel if its revealed later on that there are "male" gems, like from a separate homeworld or something?
>>5443029
She looks really peaceful in that pic
nutsack
>>5443009
I've never heard of it. The only ">she" meme I know about involves Stevonnie, not Armstrong. Take that for what is is.
>>5443024
no
I'm not even that anon I call it an it, but I understand why people would see it as a big ol man thing
>>5443045
Aroused
>>5443029
If I walked into a room and saw this, I think I'd turn around and then begin a dead sprint. And pray to Sugar I can outrun Pearl.
>>5443069
SOME
You get to finally take your favorite gem on a date Anon!
What would you wanna do with her for a whole day on said date?
Would you try to sneak in a smooch?
>>5443069
MR GREG
>>5443077
BO' SHIT
>>5443079
can i smooch her nutsack
>>5443052
The meme is that you're calling an amalgam of shards from beings that universally refer to themselves and each by female pronouns as "he."
>>5443079
Play videogames.
>>5443098
*each other
>>5443079
>jasper
Shopping
>>5443098
I was going to say "they" since it's multiple gems on one body, but okay.
What if it wasn't sweaty?
>>5443133
it loses a lot of its appeal that way
now it's just a regular feminine nutsack
>>5443152
>feminine nutsack
holy oxymoron
>>5443131
No fusion aside from Stevonnie has ever been referred to as "they" and they're only an exception because it's a mix of a male and female. So that's still wrong, even if you're not following a tired, old, incorrect meme.
>>5443079
>Lapis
A forest so I could arouse her with leaves
>>5443170
There's smoky
the pearl futa shitposter is just revolting
>>5443170
Here's a foolproof solution: Shut the fuck up about it if you hate it that much.
>>5443192
I've seen worse
>>5443167
I don't think you belong here, son.
>>5443192
Futa is revolting
I write smutt, its what i do, because people love it
Some people want me to write about big strong Armstrong cuddle sex with his 7 inch wiener and grapefruit nuts.
Other people want me to write about futa Lapis and futa Jasper doing really futa related things to each other.
Some other people want me to write about Lar's mom sucking Lar's cock while he is sleeping for being a good boy and all that incest stuff
Each person has a different taste, i just write what they want.
As long as i am making people happy (and erect) then i am happy myself. I do it for free and its fun practice for my writing skills.
That's why i do what i do.
>>5443211
thank you, based anon
>>5443045
It would take me out of it I think. I don't like when the show sets something up like that only to twist it for no reason. I would feel the same way as I did when it was revealed that most gems don't fuse. Disapointed.
>>5443205
found ya
>>5443079
I think amethyst would be fine with just fucking all day
>>5443217
mr bones man, mr bones man, please do my request!
Can you write about the Ruby Squad gang banging Sapphire?
>>5443237
A personal theory of mine is that the gems' rivals are metals, e.g. gold iron silver, etc. and they may be male styled.
>>5443227
Wy are pearlfags such shitposters?
>>5441941
She isn't.
>>5443267
THAT I could get into. It works as a solid plot twist without dampering a concept that viewers are already comfortable with.
>>5443200
Here's a foolproof solution: stop being a fucking retard if you don't want to be called out on being a fucking retard.
>>5443270
cause they are the most broken and shit on the inside
>>5443273
>challenges opinion with fanart instead of screenshot from the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu0kiiTigpY
>>5443079
Lapis. Pissbending. Time.
>>5443282
Next you're gonna say...
>>5443262
>inb4 reversal
>>5443182
So another fusion with a regular gem and the sole exception of a male gem. Nothing that has anything to do with Armstrong.
>>5443200
>>5443282
get a room you two
>>5443295
Stop it anon, you know Lapis is scared of pee.
>>5443267
>the gems' rivals are metals
That would have worked before Bismuth, but not really now.
>>5443262
I have lots to do on my plate right now, but i will consider it my fair little Ruby lover
>>5443337
Thanks, Mr Bones Man.
>>5443334
I hope they could take some creative liberty and push it. It's just my headcanon.
>>5443321
*aroused by
>>5443334
Even Ruby is more feminine than her.
Anyone else notice Rose's voice in this song when Steven sings "you really do"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1ReEQsxe1E
>>5443364
*drenched in
>>5443334
or, Bismuth could be a defector because a bismuth irl isn't really a gem, but a heavy metal
>>5443392
*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>5443192
I know, why can't we have a different gem futa shitposter?
What do I have to do to make my waifu real and love me
I'm willing to do anything, except for tulpa.
>>5443426
Don't act like you didn't say this knowing that tulpa is the answer. foh
>>5443426
Suicide, lots of drugs, suicide, pay a girl to do it or suicide.
>>5443417
why is everyone here a fucking faggot wanting dicks? jesus fucking christ
>>5443441
I'm scared of the side effects of a tulpa gone wrong. I mean, I've seen the stories.
>>5443417
Go to /d/ if you want to see that shit
we've never seen Jasper sitting down
Need to know if she manspreads
I got an hour before i have to go to sleep, taking doodle requests.
>>5443446
It's hot.
And after I found that rivet fic after it was supposedly deleted, I want more.
>>5443454
Do you WANT to become a schizo?
>>5443469
Yellow Diamond's head arguing with Blue Diamond's head about PEAK OIL.
>>5443466
Faggot detetected. Also, why are you so disgusted by vagina, are you insecure or something?
>>5443454
I guess you can just keep jacking off to pictures until you get truly desperate.
Or you could listen to these other guys and bay a hooker to cosplay for you.
>>5443469
Blue or Yellow Diamond's court in a literal court with BD or YD as the judge, and the rest as whoever.
>>5443470
I didn't want to believe that /trash/ was this bad but apparently every last person here is a fucking degenerate. I am going to wait until /sug/ comes back to /co/ because this is just awful.
>>5443488
>calling someone a faggot in /lesbian/ general
>>5443503
Just ignore the shitposters
>>5443489
Then shut up about tulpas. Just get a GF or something easy like that.
>>5443467
Probably, she seems like the type.
>>5443488
whatever you say repressed homo
>>5443526
>the homo calling me a homo
kek of the year
>>5443446
I only like feminine penises.
>>5443538
>I'll greentext it if you guys want me to
Do it, faggot.
>>5443469
Jasper manspreading
>>5443538
>Everyone on /sug/ is degenerate*
FTFY
>>5443488
>disgusted by vagina
They're supposed to have both, or you're literally jacking it to a dude.
Fuck off Rorschach.
Does a horsecock count as a feminine penis?
>>5443484
>>5443519
i like dicks but i don't like looking at men
I hate this show and most of the characters but especially Steven, I fucking hate Steven.
I also hate most of the people who post here.
I don't understand why I keep coming back to this shithole.
>>5443563
What exactly is so attarctive about have both? You're just looking at dudes with tits
>>5443573
>>5443573
Much love
>>5443565
I don't see why not.
>>5443605
Why are you attracted to women? You're just looking at guys with curves and an inverted penis.
>>5443602
>>5443587
I hope Lapis is ok.
>>5443608
God this scene was so cringey.
>>5443587
now this i can get behind
>>5443497
>>5443628
She wishes she was looking at Steven's penis, instead.
>>5443640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62tiluoqHRw
I laughed.
How could you love Pearl if you can't even love her horsecock?
>>5443625
>Inverted penis
Because girls shoot sperm right? Open up a textbook or a scientific journal and report back
Now we're all familiar with the sweaty feminine nutsack
Now get ready for the hairy futa Pearl
>>5443677
kys
>>5443605
The appeal is a girl with extra. The fact that it's a full woman and then some is the base of the fetish.
I mean if you're not into it, you're not into it.
>>5443666
Girls squirt, dumbass. Go take your stolen textbook back to your elementary school you fucking junkie teenage dropout.
>>5443685
>>5443560
Now that the dust has settled, who is the best gem and why?
>>5443640
I like how they turned Connie into a prepper. It's a nice subversion.
>>5443695
>Futafag is pissed so resorts to insults
I didn't say they couldn't squirt, just that they can't produce sperm. Is it hard being this triggered?
>>5443605
Technically speaking Pearl could have both
I got some time to take a few requests now. Here's a request from yesterday. Not really sure what game/show the outfit's from, but figured it looked alright on Sapphire.
>>5443227
What if you combine futa and fangs?
>>5443745
Sapphire fist-fighting Lapis for Blue Diamond's amusement.
>>5443660
I would love it all the way to the base.
>>5443712
>this is how she 'sat' on the trip back to earth
Interesdasting visual
One of the many reasons peri and lapis hate her
If you guys think liking futanari is degenerate, then why do you love regular women? Clitorises are literally tiny penises and labia are literally made out of the same material as nutsacks.
>>5443660
Pretty easily, since I already hate her.
>>5443770
>Pearl has a pumped clit the size of a hyena's
>>5443759
anon that looks too much like a guy. If you're trying to prove a point fine, please stop.
>>5443765
what would you do to it anon?
>>5443550
>Be me, having a false awakening (When you wake up in bed in a dream)
>Make the reality that I do when ever I wake up
>6 fingers
>"Oh shit I must be dreaming."
>Think of all the cool things I could do
>Watch TV instead
>I go onto my Theater room for the best viewing experience
>Turn on the TV, a episode of TTG just ended.
>It goes through the promo for new SU episodes that Summer of Steven had.
>"Oh shit new episode"
>Out of nowhere, the title card, no intro
>"Steven's Sextape" in bold letters
>Legit title card with the temple hand and everything
>"What the OHHHH"
Part 1 of Blank
>>5443770
>I know, I'll post an exception to the rule to justify my faggotry.
>>5438498
how long is haitus
>>5443786
But that's what's so wonderful about it.
We need more art of Pearl stretching with her feminine dick hanging out.
>>5443810
Part 2 NOW
>>5443810
kek
>>5443677
like that pearl reminds me this guy
>>5443828
Is Pearl stretched with her legs wide open good enough?
>>5443820
That's a regular clitoris enlarged, you homosexual in denial.
>>5443828
Can you seriously just fuck off? Like not even joking, you're the very reason everyone thinks /trash/sug/ is shit.
>>5443770
Jasper would definitely have a huge clit. There is no art of such a thing sadly
Just this wretched little cat penis for tiger-gem
>>5443851
>/trash/sug/
Hmm...
>>5443796
Whatever she told me to.
Would you help clean her sweaty nutsack?
>>5443871
Of course
>>5443871
of course
with my tongue
>>5443872
xenopeen
>>5443851
>Implying it's wrong to think /trash/sug is shit
Like i'm not even him but the fact we have no rules only made this place 50% worse then /co/sug as anyone is free to shit up a thread with no consequences.
How does she fit it in her shorts?
>>5443821
Too long
>>5443871
I want Steven to do it.
Is peridot a slav?
>pearlmount 2 will never, ever be finished
thanks for the reminder guys
>>5443916
as long as pearl's horsecock?
So is it generally accepted on /sug/ that /r/fuckpearl is actually a pretty good subreddit now?
>>5443924
She's ugly enough to be a slav
Drew a male Bad Pearl
why are jasperfags so fucking gay?
>>5443931
commit suicide please
>>5443937
>>5443933
>peridot
>ugly
Could Pearl impregnate a mare with her horsecock?
>>5443721
Peridot
Because she is tiny and reminds me of my equally tiny wife.
>>5443944
>jasperfags
>not the ones spamming dicks
>>5443938
Pearl wasn't already a male?
>>5443938
I like it. The gem seems too small though
>>5443949
That's what I said.
NUTT
>>5443951
That looks like a giant screaming one-eyed apple
>>5443931
>redditors
>ever having a good opinion
>>5443966
SHACK
thicc horsecock
Had no more requests, so i drew a contortionist pearl.
Pearl dick is fucking gross
Pearl doesn't have a dick
Could the futa poster(s) here please cut it the fuck out already? My hand is getting sore from clicking "Hide Post" so much.
I know this is /trash/ but holy shit, at least TRY to show some dignity. Futa is fucking grotesque and disgusting, and anyone who unironically gets off on it needs their goddamn head examined.
>>5444009
>>5444015
It's not going to stop, you fucking retard. Have you ever even been to /trashsug/ before? Stop complaining.
>>5444015
sorry for your denial, anon
it's okay to come out of the closet some day
>>5444015
I also simply click 'hide'. Easy to do
>>5444015
Seriously just leave, this ain't gonna stop just because you say so.
>>5444044
>sorry for your denial, anon
Right back at you, fagtron.
Do you like Lapenis?
>>5444015
>Expecting /trash/ to not live up to it's name
Honestly why we're better off with rules and the retarded mods.
Porn COULD be worth it but that can easily be imgured at /co/
>>5444034
Just because we're in /trash/ doesn't mean you have to try your utmost to make the thread live up to that name.
ITT: The sexually-confused vs. a small pack of rare futa Pearl posters
>>5444065
I DO like Lapenis!
>>5444075
>sexually-confused
Why do futafags use this as a defence? Do you honestly believe this stupid bullshit?
>>5444034
The last few days of threads here have been fine...
>>5444069
Idk man, I thought so at first but then people started to post stuff I like and I realized I'm willing to ignore futa pearl for it.
>>5444054
calling someone a fag is a really juvenile thing to do
are you, by chance, underage and/or retarded, if not both?
>>5444074
No seriously.
Are you joking?
>walk into living room
>see this
What do?
>>5444009
she does. but it's cute and delicate not a fucking horsecock
>>5444110
>implying feminine horsecocks aren't cute and delicate
>>5444107
suck her off
>>5444107
give it a succ
>>5443745
The more i looked at this the more i liked everything except how the head was drawn.
That's my only complaint but thanks for fulfilling my request.
>>5444110
It's smooth and perfectly proportioned.
So it's a thick as her arm and goes down to her knees.
>>5444107
suck on her nutsack
>>5444107
Touch gently
>>5444015
it's your fault for giving them attention. just ignore them and stop giving them posts and (you)s. i like futa but this is annoying
>>5444107
Delete my save file
what if pearl had a vagina but her head was a cock
>>5444104
Futa spam is the equivalent of being a nigger in section 8 housing. Sure, it's not the best place to live, but it doesn't have to be a complete shithole unless you actively try to make it so through intentional action or just through serial negligence.
>>5444162
She'd complete her transformation to bird status
>>5444155
just need 25 more images and we just might be free
>>5444155
>it's your fault for giving them attention
Too bad that never actually is the case. They do it with or without attention. The only thing that stops them is boredom, which will come eventually whether you "give them attention" or not.
if we get renewed for seasons 6/7, I expect a HS AU episode.
What an awesome way that would be to see fusions period, and fusions interacting with their components. Having Rose walking around like she does in Hilary's art might feel too heavy though
Or Jasper having only a fraction of the bad blood she does with everyone, and only half the fear
TERRIFYING RENEGADE HORSECOCK
>>5444190
They'll do it, why does that even matter? They aren't ruining the image limit because we don't have to wait for the threads to reach page 10. If your issue is that you just don't want to look at it, get over yourself.
>>5444155
Same, usually futa doesn't bother me, but this shitty ass quality does.
>>5444168
Well, I'd kick your ass for being this dumb in real life, but I guess I'll just have to settle with "Nice analogy."
>>5444214
>shitty quality
????? most of the ones posted are great quality
>>5444212
>If your issue is that you just don't want to look at it, get over yourself.
It's hilarious that you don't see the hypocrisy in this.
>>5444231
Are we looking at the same pictures?
>the insecure tumblr sjw /co/ babies will never fuck off to their safe space hugbox forever
>>5444191
Sukumizu lapis
futapearlism is a religion of peace
If Pearl can have a dick then why not Amethyst
>>5444262
The SJW are the one who support cock on girls right
>>5444289
ehh
>>5444289
Sukk mi Lapis
>>5444312
What about horsecock Amethyst?
Well as long as we're spamming images I'll just post some random stuff I have save.
>>5444348
>>5443837
>>5443842
>Episode starts
>Stevens hanging out in the house, watching TV with Amy
>Doorbell rings, Steven says "Come on in"
>Connie opens the door and walks in, holding a sleeping bag in one hand and her duffle bag in the other one.
>Shes wharing the one outfit that she wore in Crack the Whip
>"Oh no this better not be a Connie episode "
>"Hi Steven, I cant believe this is our first sleep over"
>Steven talks about the fun activities that later get shown in a montage, playing video games, cards with Garnet, cooking and dinner with Pearl, and stories with Amythest
>"Well Connie, I guess its time for bed"
>"Steven, I want one more thing be fore we go to sleep."
>Steven lets out a flat wat
>Connie then says in a more stranger danger tone, "I want to check out your room, together"
>IM_NOT_OK.jpg
>Steven being the dumbass he is, misses the point and lets her into Roses room
>"So Connie, whats the big idea"
>Stebens sweating now.
>"Oh nothing Steven, its just, do you ever use this room for anything else"
>Connie does the eyebrow rasing thing, it was actually kinda funny
>"N-no, why Connie"
>"Its just there was that one fake Connie who grappled you and forced you down that one time"
>Steven Blushes, "Yeah, that was super weird"
>"Yeah" Connie said, "So, what do you want to do"
>StevenPTSD.jpg
>"Oh NO, you are NOT HER"
>Gets out the fucking Shield.
Part 2 of 88
>>5444348
>ruining good consistent on-topic porn with random shit
retard
>>5444295
this artist sometimes draws nice stuff. can't remember her name
Im not a faggot I like my women with vaginas
>>5444377
If you don't like then don't look at it.
>>5444353
As bad as it sounds for her, I kinda want to see half-corrupted Centi stay as she was in Reunion
>>5444369
Yes, please.
>>5444363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxcOcF3KVm0
ROSE
>>5444383
vaginas = inverted penises
arrogant dumbfuck
>>5444369
>Part 2 of 88
check...em?
>>5444472
GIRUGAMESHUUUUUU
If I get last image, Pearl is a canon futanari.
that's all folks no more art from me for a while.
http://imgur.com/EwRPszd
>>5444489
>If I delete one of my previous images I'm a massive faggot
ftfy
>>5444498
Goodnight, sweet prince.
>>5444512
>if i call someone a faggot, i'm the real faggot
ftfy :^)
>>5444498
Thanks anon, see you on the flipside
>>5444532
I can do this all day, fag.
>>5444498
Thank you Carl, you've been a great drawfag.
new thread time
All posters above this post are 100% faggots, in or out of the closet.
>>5444489
I know this is said jokingly but I do think there is a possibility that Pearl will shapeshift a working penis.
>>5444610
I doubt it, considering It's a kid''s cartoon and there's basically zero chance of them explicitly referencing a gem's genitalia.
>>5444498
Bye
Love you
Come back
>>5444642
Despite being a kid's cartoon we have cases like Rose recreating a female's reproductive organs in order to conceive Steven, as well as Pearl saying that Rose slept around with many men.
>>5444674
None of that was ever explicitly said, only implied. In what context would the show ever have reason to imply Pearl shape shifted a penis?
>>5444643
>She isn't actually anything.
Hmm.
>>5444437
I just noticed that she has more hands sticking out from the ground
>>5441997
Blearl. Pronounced like you're saying Earl, but with a 'bl' sound in front of it, so that the start of the name sounds like 'blur'.
Alternatively, just another P name, like Paige. Or Paulette.
>>5444701
It wasn't said in the show, but the crew had stated it (the former, at least) in interviews and tweets.
Am I the only one who DOESN'T want Japer to become good? Shes too fun of a villain
>>5444701
>In what context would the show ever have reason to imply Pearl shape shifted a penis?
Pearl having sex with S.