/sug/ Steven Universe General - Steben Posting Edition Last

>>5438498
you shouldn't do that, just live with the other op until a real new thread please.

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>>5437914
whatever

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>>5437998
rubis

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>>5438520
you're killing me indexer. How many times do you have to post the same image?

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This is a good thread.

>>5438518
That is a bad thread.

>>5438518
No, fuck that thread and the faggot who picked an off-topic OP pic.

>>5438528
>>5438529
Do the mods just not care?
Do they even exist?

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>>5438527
as many times as it is needed

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>>5438542
But it's not needed, at all.

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>>5438542
I'd figure once would be sufficient.

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>>5438550
Keep them opinions in the oven, Faggotron
>>5438552
You'd be wrong

>>5438571
>don't dead open inside

also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke_xmPAbBnA
garnet's the best

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I love her so much

>>5438588
>"Did you see that Stephan, F...K, in the coffee"

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>>5438606
perl sux

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So...
How are you doing, my anons?
Tell me 'bout your life.

>>5438627
Oh man, life's good. Living in a great place, recently got some good news career wise (promotion). The career itself is great, lots of fun traveling. Only complaint I could levy is that I've got no gf, but I'm not seeking one out either so that's on me.

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>>5438627
Cute pic, but those ribbons are all wrong.

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>>5438627
Been really good these days, my self worth is a bit higher than it used to be, so less sad thoughts.
And rain is coming down too, all wrapped snug in a blanket and chilling.
overall content, thanks for asking
Also Sylveon is OP as fuck

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I'm sad that Nier: Automata was delayed but at the same time Dead Rising just came out on pc after my old 360 broke so life is good.

>>5438686
Glad to hear it dude. I know there are some people around here who struggle with depression, I'm happy to see some people on the up side.

>OP
let's not go crazy, he's mildly adequate.

>>5438701
yeah, lifes not total crap right now, been staying warm and gaming it out at nights
and yeah I know hes not OP, but he gets those dragons out of the way

>>5438752
I feel sorry for dragons, man. They used to be the shit, but now that fairies are around they've really taken a hit. You can't just hit the win button and sweep anymore.

>>5438627
I'm about to go to bed. Oyasumi!

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>>5438777
gnight, jackpot.

>>5438786
Who's jackpot?

>>5438791
checked your digits

>>5438766
I always found that to be weird as all hell that fairies can keel over dragons, ah well
grass and ghost have been more of my main types
Tropius had been my go to for ages

>>5438795
Oh wow, that actually makes me pretty happy. Now I can sleep tight knowing I got trips.

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>>5438777
good night anon

>>5438800
flying and fighting are my favorite types.
My bro has been Dragonite since, my first game (gold), though hawlucha is a tough contender. Spritzee is top tier shouldermon material though.

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Aight. It's getting late and Tomorrow i'll have my algebra test.

I going to bed. Take care Anons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOKqNxN4jWM

>>5438857
gnight, good luck on your test.

>>5438830
never could get into fighting types(ironic), and your bro has good taste, dragonite is dope
tho its evolution's make...no sense
>>5438857
sleep well nerd, get some good sleep

>>5438886
Yeah, goes from cute serpent to elegant serpent to barney the mail dragon, but he's still rad.

>>5438904
>barney the mail dragon
gave me a good kek, but pokemons weird like that
just like the god of all pokemon is a shuckle

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>>5438942
can't fuckle the shuckle

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How do we fix these monsters? Based on how they are made just putting them back together with their original shards won't be possible.

How fucking incompetent are Earth's human governments that they don't fucking notice the multiple infringements on their air space by alien vessels of the insane amounts of alien artifacts and battlefields lying all over the Earth?

Why the fuck doesn't Connie get get herself a BFG and blow some holes in some gems to poof them?

>>5438959
They can't be "fixed," but judging by how Steven was able to get through to the cluster it may be possible to at least restore basic sentience and calm them down to the point that they won't attack everything.

>>5438962
We have no way of knowing how advanced the military technology in this reality is. If there was no cold war advancements in intelligence gathering and aeronautics would no doubt have moved far slower.

>>5438995

While true, I don't see why they wouldn't have developed at least somewhat similarly.

Empire City shows humanity to be capable of building large cities, so its not as though the war forced us into tribal situations.

We know that there are passenger planes as well. So it doesn't seem a stretch that humanity would have, at minimum, basic fighters and thus the need for modern detection systems.

It seems unlikely human nature would differ so much that the various city states that arose wouldn't attempt to fight each other for resources (especially since they could loot gem battlefields for sick loot)

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>>5438978
>Steven calms down all the cluster gems
>Beach City is now infested with monsters that just bum around town all day moaning and doing nothing
>Mayor Dewey uses them to increase tourism and get re-elected

I actually want Peridot the mad scientist to catch a shard monster and experiment on it

fuck the meme dorito desu

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>>5438540
/trash/ is a pretty chill place
We had 18 threads up in one day, way back during the discord wars

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>>5439090
All those that being with >International airing schedule except the top one were from me
pretty fun afternoon desu

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>>5439102
I made the Sapphire one. Way back when there weren't enough Sapphire lewds.
Although you can never have /enough/ Sapphire lewds tbqh

>>5438627
Same as yesterday, shitty.
Hope I'll be able to do some useful stuff today though and... eat.

>>5439090
Am I the only one who ever made Armstrong generals?

>>5439181
No one likes armstrong, but you.

>>5439181
Yes

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>>5439207
>>5439216
[spoiler]Stop hurting my feelings please.[/spoilersdon'twork]

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>>5439181
>>5439207
>Armstrong
Are we thinking of the same Armstrong?

>>5439221
Now that armstrong i like.

>>5439218
Here here m8, don't worry. What matter is that you like, go for it and be happy.

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Beчep в хaтy, paбoтяги!

>>5439221
Do you think Armstrong and Armstrong would get along?

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>>5439246
Hy здopoв

>>5439246
>>5439283
Cyka blyat!

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Tfw i've been 3 weeks on a vacation and 3 weeks on sick leave, then got diagnosed with chronic tailbone pain,
tomorrow i have to go back to work.
I can't quit work yet, i still have few things i need to buy and save up a little bit of money, after that im going NEET and learn this art business properly.
Sorry for blog, here's a peri as an apology.

>>5439422
Do you already have a large following.

>>5439422
Potential but needs work, keep at it

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>>5439422
Good luck with everything
If you ever get around to it, you should try doing a piece like this one, to ease yourself into the hellish cruise you're about to embark on

Human AU where the gems are just a bunch of chuunis and Steven also becomes a chuuni.

>>5439481
This spooked me anon

>>5439459
Not yet, i know i either have to start drawing porn or cater to fandoms if i want followers,
original stuff just won't cut it when starting out.
>>5439480
I know i have potential, i've gotten better pretty quickly past these few years and keep improving
but when im at work i have so little time to work on art.

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>>5439516
doing art is not unlike dancing shoeless on a bramble floor
I wouldn't recommend anyone to do so, but people keep falling into it

>>5439566
No no i mean i just woke up after a four day methamphetamine binge and these pics spooked me

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>>5439625
Oh, I see
why the binge?

>Back on /trash/

Well, it was good while it lasted

When's it back? Haven't been able to keep up properly

>>5439753
To be honest I don't fully remember, can barely recall anything from those four days either. My neighbors were celebrating something and one thing led to another i guess?

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Are we dead

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Yeah, everyone's asleep.

>>5439781
we don't know

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>>5439842
WAKE UP PEOPLE

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>>5439859
no

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Imma go back to sleep

>>5439859
it's ok anon, i'm here

>>5439880
You skeleton bitch.

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Pretty accurate

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>>5439859
die

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>>5439934
WAKE UP

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So what do y'all watch during SU downtime?

I began watching the Amazing World of Gumball recently, and I'm nearly done with that too...

>>5439959
Watching anime

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>>5439956
NO

>>5439959
Porn

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>>5439959
Anime

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>>5439971
WAKE UP

WAKE UP YOU SLEEP >>5439971
SLOTH

It's okay,children of night
Go back to sleep
We'll keep the thread warm for you

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>>5440010
>Amerifatties

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Love you /sug/

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>>5440010
>>5440062
>>5439989
it's just 7:27 AM and I'm eating waffles.

>>5440110
that's disgusting

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>>5440141
>Amerobese

>>5440141
>waffles

HAHA DON'T YOU MEAN CARROTS???

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>>5440161
It's Lapis.

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>>5440176
Lapis?

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>>5439090
Dead ≠ Chill though

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IT'S
THE
NUTSACK

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Lars' mom, has got it goin' on.

>>5440299
No

>>5439908
What the fuck garnet looks like a silhouette

So, given how Steven's VA(Zach Callison) is getting a bit old to voice a high pitched little boy, do you think they'll change VAs or give him a growths spurt?

>>5440304
too wrinkly

>>5440304

I'd fuck her

>>5440348
Neither

>>5440348
Steven's birthday was all about that idea and how they'll do that.

He used to be this weird little fat kid, now he's just an odd, magical midget.

>>5439959
I just started with that one too

>>5440348

It'd be cool if they did something similar to what they did on TAWOG to keep him "young", but otherwise they've got to address it eventually; does he just age super slowly, or not at all (from where he is now)

>>5440348
He'll age, only because I think he'll end up with Connie so he'll unconsciously age together with her.

>>5440299
why wont people learn how to draw dicks

>>5440398
SJWs don't know how to draw dicks

>>5440398
Pearl doesn't know how dicks work

>>5440398
because people don't use references

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>>5439984

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>5440532
Your sunshine is pretty hot.

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Who's the lewdest diamond?

What does Pearl's semen taste like?

>>5440661
Salty

>>5440661
Ocean

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>>5440625
blue

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>>5440688
I imagine Lapis's would taste closer to ocean.

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>>5440695
>abusing your pearl

For shame. Pearls are for loving and cuddling only.

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>>5440743
>loving
agreed

I'm going to bed guys, please post Martha, Priyanka, or Vidalia while I'm gone.

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Post Armstrong, or Priyanka and Armstrong.

>>5440304
Dude, don't. She's just a cute old lady. She's too cute to feel lewd thoughts towards her. Look at her.

>>5440756
>x-ray creampie
Okay, this is good-
>futa
Ugh. Great picture ruined.

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>>5440849
I'll look at her alright.

LOOK AT HER BOOBS.

>>5440304
Martha lewds when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ2qswHzMxs

Does it work?

>>5440876
How about you go to a book club meeting with her instead? And compliment the healthy homemade granola bars she has brought with her?

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>>5440849
I'm gonna do it.

>>5440868
>he doesn't like dicks
what are you, gay?

>>5440905
You're gonna be a good influence on Lars and help tutor him and get his grades up and make him realize he doesn't need to be a "cool kid" to be accepted? That would be excellent.

>>5440911
No, just a straight man struggling to find allies in a gay general.

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>>5440868
>>5440946
>straight man doesn't like straight sex

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Taking requests, if there's anything interesting

>>5440991
Amethyst without DSL

>>5440946
i bet you like to kiss girls too, faggot
get out of here

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>>5440991
Blue Diamond posed like this

>>5441000
Listen. If there's a dick in porn, it must be attached to a male. If there's an attractive male with a nice looking dick, I'm okay with this. It becomes gay when it's a woman with a dick, because that just isn't right.

>>5440991
Sapphire pointing at Ruby with a menacing look.

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>>5440991
Martha wearing old hippie clothes and having fun with the cool kids while Lars looks pissed off and frustrated.

>>5441017
But Jasper is a man.

>>5441050
No

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>>5440991
Armstrong, Lefty, and Bloople riding around in a jeep like these guys please.

>>5441050
She is coded as a female.

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>>5440995
I never draw amy, so it looks weird.

>>5441072
LITERAL PERFECTION
E
CT
ION
LITERAL

>>5441064
You have gotten like two other drawfags to draw you something that involves that fucking jeep, NO MORE FOR YOU!

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>>5441079

>>5441069
I'm pretty sure Rubies and Jaspers are male gems.

>>5441011
i might do something like this as a proper picture,
so im not gonna do it now but i'll keep it in mind.

>>5441108
I....

I want to see Steven with DSLs.

>>5441114
t. Russian

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>>5439422
You just gotta
Git gud

>>5441072
this just feels.. wrong
like seeing pearl without her nose

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>>5441095
Lay off the guy. He probably didn't see the deliveries and requested it again because of that

>>5441122
ok

>>5441146
They are posted in almost every thread

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>>5441138

>>5441169
Well yeah, but the dude clearly hasn't seen them if he's requesting it.

>>5440766
Fisting

>>5440991
Draw your least favorite CG fusion ending herself

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>>5441196
But srsly now, good luck on your journey of NEETing and arting.
Picture unrelated.

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REAL
NUTSACK
HOURS

>>5441231
Real kill yourself hours.

>>5441226
Thanks man, also that's fucking horrifying.

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For anyone that missed it last night, i wrote up a nice Stevonnie herm fic with a little of Connie and Steven mixed in

Also just to let everyone know, i will be working on one of the Lars mom requests that i got for a few days, so expect that coming soon

http://pastebin.com/tb8q9hBZ

I hope you enjoy it and let me know what you think of it and if you have any favorite bits

Enjoy!

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>>5441281
>people actually get off to words
>people actually write this stuff

>>5441286
>people actually get off to lines
>people actually draw them

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When can we expect a drawing of Pearl doing this?

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>>5441023

>>5441309
isn't that the gem equivalent of suicide

>>5441309
When can we expect your suicide?

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>>5441309
what's your fascination with pearl having a dick?

>>5441320
>>5441323
what's with /sug/ and wanting to kill themselves

>>5441320
No

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>>5441312
Ruby only needs to get 5 more levels for the almighty chin.
Thanks a lot.

>>5441329
A few threads ago we found out that almost everyone shares their personality with Lapis

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>>5441351
Shit forgot Ruby's gem

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>>5441281
W-What Lars' mom fic? What's going to happen to cutiepie Martha?

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>>5441376
Something i drew some while ago

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>>5441410
Some anon's yesterday gave me some requests regarding her such as a fic where she blows Lars whiles he sleeping for being such a good boy or a Armstrong fic where she is the dom and then she gets plowed in the kitchen while Lars watches from a distance and loves the sight of it. Oh and she is futa in the fic (don't ask why, i didn't come up with it)

So thats that

>>5441410
>that picture
Damn. I wanna marry her and raise Lars.

do you guys know I have a dubs fetish

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>>5441752

>>5441752
you do?

>>5441752
Oh, really?

>>5441758
>>5441764
>>5441773
you fail to arouse me

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>>5438627
2nd night in a row where I wake up from a really interesting dream and just want to finish it, but cant. Weird...

Yesterday I had one of those dream that spans the course of a, like, a few weeks or something. Wakin up felt pretty surreal, like I couldnt tell what was reality or not for a moment.

... at one point I was reading some graphic novel and I remember there being one page in it with Lapis and Peridot getting kicked in the crotch by some random kid... kill me

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>>5441792

>>5441752
shit fetish

>>5441792
You wanna talk about strange shit, i woke up with a dream about Rose talking to Pink Diamond about something and trying to pickpocket a bag from her back before Pink Diamond relizes that something so very very wrong, so she panics and tries to use a small world warp but then stops saying "Thye know what im doing" And the whole time Rose just looks so out of it

Was fucking weird

>>5441752
>>5441811

there it is

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>>5441817
>and rose was just so out of it

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>>5441752

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>>5441043
Took me a bit, but here you go.

>>5441752
same

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>>5441220

>>5441914
Yeah idk wtf they were thinking with this hideous fucking thing.

I mean, granted, all the fusions are ugly, but this one is the ugliest.

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Is Lapis actually sexy or are those fanart make her sexy?

>>5441914
i told you to draw your least favorite cg fusion killing herself, not you killing yourself

>>5441950
I wish I could sniff Blue Pearl's butt.

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Any draw requests? I'll do them between my homework. I'm trying the 20 minutes on 20 minutes off thing.

>>5441950
so would they call her Pearl at home? Pearl 2? Blue Pearl... Bloop?

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I need a shower, i'll be back later.

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>>5441997
Bloople

>>5442013
skirt/dresses are mandatory for blue

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>>5441996
Something involving Blue Diamond and her court.

>>5441926
>all the fusions are ugly,
I think Opal and RQ are beautiful.

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>>5441941
fucking honesk

>>5442013
Breaking the dress code is punishable by shattering. Sophie couldn't bring her self to do it, after being a rebel for thousands of years, but Lapis doesn't give a fuck.

Jesus you guys have been lazy. I fell asleep after posting >>5438995 and we're still in the same thread.

>>5442129
was meant for
>>5442043

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>>5442129
>Been lazy
Don't have nearly as much people as we did in /co/ or last hiatus yatta yatta yatta hopefully we get episodes soon yatta yatta yatta.

>>5442155
I know, I'm just not used to waking up, refreshing the page, and being able to continue in the same thread.

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>>5441941
No, she's ugly as hell

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>>5442204

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>>5442204

>>5441941
she's the most regular-looking

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>>5440532
You're made of water
I'm made of sand
Don't grit your teeth
Just let me kiss you

I miss /co/

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>>5442228
>>5442234
>Lapis is slow to pick up sarcasm

>>5442235
Garnet is big with unnatural proportions and huge, square hair, amethyst is a midget, pearl has a huge pointy nose, Jasper is a fucking beast (before and after corruption), peridot is child sized, so yeah, I guess I'd agree with that.

>>5442252
Please forgive her, she doesn't understand human's ways; She's only recently learned about fart jokes.

>>5442252
and then everyone's going to regret explaining it to her

>>5442275
She learned how to read english super fast and is already wasting that potential by reading manga.

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>>5442235
Oh Peeda

>>5442293
I think the fact that she was reading manga could suggest that she can't read, and was just looking at it for the pictures.

>>5442306
am now suicide thakns

>>5442315
If she "can't read" then how was she able to read Peridot's forgiveness letter from Barn Mates? There's no way Peri's writing was more legible than the words in Lapis' book.

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>>5442326
>am now suicide thakns
that may not be necessary, I think you're having a stroke.

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>>5442306
Poida?

>>5442354
wouldn't that have been written in gem? Either way, we know that peri has learned to read and write in english since she can make twitter posts, so I guess lapis learning isn't a stretch either.

>>5442358
probably posted it while driving a screwdriver through his eyesocket

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>>5442306

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>>5442412
Only time the gems wrote anything was in the comics but they have decent handwriting so i doubt it's above them to be able to type and read in english.
Not sure about HW gems besides Peridot.

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>>5442306
Oh pide

>>5442442
>relationship status: garnet
that's a relationship goal right there

>>5442412
No, I'm pretty sure Steven would've proofread it just to make sure she didn't say something autistically offensive. I think they're both more than capable of reading books by this point.

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>>5442306
Oh Peeta

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>>5442456
want

>>5442468
But Lapis literally went from poofed thousands of years ago to alive and trying to escape with the ocean to homeworld to forced back and the handship to malachite to asleep in the barn in same old world. When would she have had time to learn human writing?

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Does this stuff actually have anything to do with water?

>>5442586
it's blue

>>5442531
Do we know how much time elapsed between Same Old World and Barn Mates? Steven would've definitely taught Peridot how to write in readable English by then.

I don't know for sure though, I'm just assuming.

What was the weirdest fanfiction you guys have ever read?nsfw or not?

>>5442464
But who's the ruby and who's the sapphire?

>>5442586
No

>>5442656
Yes

>>5442614
Pretty sure the two episodes episodes are one after another, it starts with Lapis saying it isn't going to work, they obviously haven't spent any time together. I'm sure peridot learned english at some point during the drill creation, but lapis had no time before barn mates substantial enough to learn how read english.

>>5442599
dabbe dee dabbe DIE

>>5442656
The reacher who feels constantly unworthy is Ruby. The settler who genuinely loves her significant other and doesn't realize she's settling is Sapphire.

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>>5442666
Good one, Satan.

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How narcissistic is Pearl? Does she fap to herself?

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>>5442683
Barn Mates starts during the day, or mid-day at the very least.
Compare that with the last scene from SOL, in which the time either appears to be very early in the morning or some time in the late afternoon.

>>5442742
given it being night at empire city and the galaxy warp, probably early morning

>>5442742
character scale is crazy inconsistent in this show...

>>5442619
[spoiler]amethyst/peridot/armstrong threesome[/spoiler]

>>5442742
Is peridot ok?

Good point, but at most it's a few hours later. Lapis was in no mood to even try interacting with Peridot. She wouldn't have hung out in the barn for time it would take to learn english.

>>5442758
I know what you're talking about.

>>5442619
I've only ever read 1 fanfiction that I can actually remember, and it was pokemon related.

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>>5442785
>Is peridot ok?

>>5442816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5fNzEqYzi0

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>>5442785
She's never okay
She's always getting abused or fucked by her barn mate

>>5442619
Not really weird, but it was a fic about getting raped and skullcrushed by Jasper.

>>5442758
What the fuck

>>5442839
((((fucked))))

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>>5442855
>not really weird
>raped and skullcrushed by Jasper
ok.

>>5442839
they're friends now

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>>5442855
>not really weird
>raped and skull crushed
I wonder what your idea of weird is

>>5442900
>>5442909
God, what a bunch of lightweight faggots.

>>5442909
that's a funny reaction gif.

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>>5442941
I wonder where he got it from.

>>5442758
Why do people write porn of armstrong?
There's no sexual appeal on her design

>>5442956
>her

>>5442952
Most likely from the animated television series "Steven Universe"

>>5442960
Can you people just stop this retarded meme? It was never funny and right now is no exception.

>>5442960
Why do you think it's male,anon?

>>5442855
My curiosity has peaked. I demand a link.

>>5442969
What are you talking about? It was never a meme when referring to Armstrong.

>>5442982
looks like a big hulkin dude
no girl voice to offset that like with normal gems

>>5442993
Yes, it was. If you genuinely think it wasn't then it was even more a mistake than I thought because apparently it has attracted actual retards.

>>5443006
no that's lefty

>>5442969
what meme?

>>5443006
It's a cluster
Do you expect her to look like a normal gem?

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sweaty

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>>5443029

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feminine

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How would you guys feel if its revealed later on that there are "male" gems, like from a separate homeworld or something?

>>5443029
She looks really peaceful in that pic

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nutsack

>>5443009
I've never heard of it. The only ">she" meme I know about involves Stevonnie, not Armstrong. Take that for what is is.

>>5443024
no
I'm not even that anon I call it an it, but I understand why people would see it as a big ol man thing

>>5443045
Aroused

>>5443029
>>5443038
>>5443050
delet this

>>5443029
>>5443038
>>5443050
IT'S

>>5443029
If I walked into a room and saw this, I think I'd turn around and then begin a dead sprint. And pray to Sugar I can outrun Pearl.

>>5443069
SOME

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You get to finally take your favorite gem on a date Anon!

What would you wanna do with her for a whole day on said date?

Would you try to sneak in a smooch?

>>5443069
MR GREG

>>5443077
BO' SHIT

>>5443079
can i smooch her nutsack

>>5443052
The meme is that you're calling an amalgam of shards from beings that universally refer to themselves and each by female pronouns as "he."

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>>5443079
Play videogames.

>>5443098
*each other

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>>5443079
>jasper
Shopping

>>5443098
I was going to say "they" since it's multiple gems on one body, but okay.

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What if it wasn't sweaty?

>>5443081
MY NAME A GREG

>>5443079
>The whole Ruby Squad
Some nice, hard, local television watching

>>5443133
it loses a lot of its appeal that way
now it's just a regular feminine nutsack

>>5443152
>feminine nutsack
holy oxymoron

>>5443131
No fusion aside from Stevonnie has ever been referred to as "they" and they're only an exception because it's a mix of a male and female. So that's still wrong, even if you're not following a tired, old, incorrect meme.

>>5443079
>Lapis
A forest so I could arouse her with leaves

>>5443170
There's smoky

the pearl futa shitposter is just revolting

>>5443170
Here's a foolproof solution: Shut the fuck up about it if you hate it that much.

>>5443192
I've seen worse

>>5443167
I don't think you belong here, son.

>>5443192
Futa is revolting

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I write smutt, its what i do, because people love it

Some people want me to write about big strong Armstrong cuddle sex with his 7 inch wiener and grapefruit nuts.

Other people want me to write about futa Lapis and futa Jasper doing really futa related things to each other.

Some other people want me to write about Lar's mom sucking Lar's cock while he is sleeping for being a good boy and all that incest stuff

Each person has a different taste, i just write what they want.

As long as i am making people happy (and erect) then i am happy myself. I do it for free and its fun practice for my writing skills.

That's why i do what i do.

>>5443204
>>5443192
Remember that Fang Pearl shitposter?

>>5443211
thank you, based anon