Paula needs thirty six of you to line up this time!
No duplicates! She was told to say this instead of no clones.
Andrew Wiggins
Classy Raven
>>5430375
Denki Kaminari
Ylana Skyfire
>>5430375
Sabitsuki
Sorey
Aikawa's puppy
>>5430353
THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN "SCARED" AND "SURPRISED", OFFICER, BUT YOU SEEM TO CROSS IT OFTEN.
>>5430346
YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? WHERE DO THESE THINGS EVEN COME FROM
>>5430363
YES. ARE YOU BRAINDEAD? DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF SLOWLY?
>>5430375
DOOMGUY
Utsutsu
>>5430375
Rika
>>5430375
NOD unit
Bernadette Dullahan
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5430372 (Dullahan)
Aw. I mean, is that a bad thing, or...? I may not be a girl or a monster, but it sounds pretty cool to be one.
Mob
>>5430375
Courfeyrac
>>5430363
Well then Denki, the name's Courfeyrac! It was a pleasure making your acquantaince, but I have to head out for a while, be seeing you.
Premier Soviet
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5430375
Asellus
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>5430375
Garma Zabi
>>5430375
Your new God
Bavaria
Sicktard
Misato
HMS Hood
Palau
>>5430413
I have your back comrade
>>5430386
>lays suppressive fire on you
Eggman-kun
>>5430301
Damn straight kiddo. You give me enough and I'll hang out with you for a bit. Can't guarantee much during a game though, and no refunds.
>>5430413
Hey is this guy alright? He's screamin' pretty loudly.
>>5430413
I'm not afraid of anything!
>>5430418
I think t is. It isn't like I've been anything else.
>>5430375
Akatsuki Zero
>>5430448
>>>5430319 → (You)
Miyabi
>>5430314
>>5430417
And there's no laws against either of those here or in MY homeland. You're out of your jurisdiction~.
>>5430301
>>5430431
What kind of "setback" are we talking here?
...Colonists. Colonists.
>>5430352
>>5430418
Someone sounds awfully insecure.
>>5430363
>>5430402
Demons are polite. And I don't do sleight of hand, I do ACTUAL magic.
>>5430408
>>5430354
>"Certainly not!"
She can travel just fine, herself.
>>5430448
WAS IST DAS?!
DO NICHT BE INTO TOUCH MEIN ALLIES YUO MONSTER
>>5430448
A-Alright, there's no need to yell. I can hear you just fine.
>>5430372
What, what?
>>5430413
No, not right now. Can I get your autograph, dude?
>>5430420
You too, man. Let's go get a bite to eat or something next time you're around.
>>5430448
>(You)
CHIMERA INVASION
Matenshi
Umaru
>>5430448
>(You) #
Corrin
Pope Bruce Willis
>>5430457
HAHAHAHA, YOUR PEASHOOTER WONT DO ANYTHING TO ME NOW DIE!
>grabs you
>>5430479
>steps on the tank
>>5430478
Oh, I get it, your contractors or whatever don't allow you to say that it's just tricks. Alright, can you show me a "real" magic trick?
>>5430457
THANK YOU, SOVIET. I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU. FOLLOW MY ADVICE:
>
>>5430462
I AM SCREAMING BECAUSE I AM A MAN AND A HALF! A TRUE, REAL MAN!
>>5430467
SURE THING, OFFICER. WHATEVER YOU SAY.
>>5430483
I DON'T HAVE A PEN ON ME. I DO HAVE THIS IMP HAND THOUGH, CAN I SIGN IT IN DEMON BLOOD?
>>5430488
I'M GETTING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT.
>>5430479
IS DEMON! KILL IT FOR THE LORD ALMIGH-
>>5430488
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! WE HAVE ANOTHER PROBLEM GERMANY!
>>5430483
>>5430363
>He conducts sparks along the palm of his hand.
You first, if you have a ton to kick out.
...
Yhorm The Giant
>>5430467
Man, now I feel bad. It really does sound neat to be a monster girl, but then again, maybe just being a human is good enough! Three hundred years old and I'm still going strong, baby!
>>5430478
And that man ain't me. Don't worry, I ain't paranoid like that at all. Why you'd think I'm insecure isn't exactly apparent to me, dude.
Panty
>>5430478
Alright, I was just curious is all.
>>5430448
>(You) #
>>5430478
You can keep saying that all you want, it won't work. You're a criminal!
>>5430517
It's true!
>>5430528
Three hundred years!?!
>>5430514
...Contractors? I don't work for anyone, genius.
>"What about Lady Mim-"
That wasn't business.
>>5430538
Why, if you don't mind?
>>5430528
Then why constantly check?
>>5430375
Natsuki Subaru
>>5430511
ACH! Ich vill habe to make fix zhat now!
Ich vill krush yuo
>>5430488
Guten Tag
>>5430448
>(You) fucking idiot
Please change your fucking ava and start HG over again.
Sigh here and ere so we can begin.
>>5430483
I'll keep it in mind.
>>5430420
>>5430561
>>5430586
Swap me out for this young man!
>>5430517
Dude. Do you even need to ASK? That's awesome! Uh, sign.. Sign my shirt!
>>5430526
>He takes his hand palm-to-palm and holds it firmly.
Alright, get ready to return fire, dude. It's gonna hurt if you don't!
>He immediately discharges 650,000 volts into the man's arm.
>>5430556
You're not gonna show me anything? I thought you magicians were supposed to be entertainers. How much do you charge for a show?
>>5430586
Looks good! Let's get a snack after this is over!
>>5430586
>Sighs there and there.
>>5430336
Well...the enlisting process can be a bit strict,but as long as you have the will to fight for whats right,I don't see whats wrong with letting you in our nation. You can die in a blaze of glory!
>>5430354
Ah well...Maybe it's best you don't join. You'd probably die of shock from seeing a space colony.Sorry.
>>5430363
...We can skip all the technical stuff if you want. Just raise your right hand, and pledge loyalty to the Zabi family and Zeon.
>>5430367
Forgive me...I was under the impression I was talking to a child.
>>5430462
Fair enough. Name your price.
>>5430478
We may...have suffered defeat,but trust me when I say we still have plenty of willing men and woman,ready to deploy and fight for whats right! Will you join?
>>5430586
Looks good.
>>5430556
Well, I don't know if I've told you this, or not, but I was once The Shepherd, the person who goes on a journey with Seraphim companions to rid the world of malevolence and defeat the Lord of Calamity. My seraph friends could use me as a vessel while I travelled so they can rest while still being on the move thanks to me.
>>5430597
>>5430550
Three hundred years, dude! And I'm one of the youngest nations back where I'm from, dude! I've seen so many things that I'm a walking history book, yo!
>>5430556
'Cause I can. I mean, I could say that I'm spying on everyone because I do that all the time back at home, but...
...No, not literally spying on them. Only online and stuff.
>>5430586
Here we go! Proceed, bro!
>>5430517
LESH~! LORG, YARG IFF!!!
>The chimeras command a serial of "steel heads" - possessing high energy rifles, that could shoot through objects.
>>5430518
GRROOAOAAHAHHHHHHHHHH.
>The chimeras start hording out a frenzy suppress the shit out of soviet.
>>5430511
>grabs AK with Orthodoxy cross on it with bullets blessed by priest
IN THE NAME OF GOOOOOOOD!
>blasts entire magazine into your face
>>5430603
Sure, why not? I pledge loyalty to the Zabi family and Zeon!
>>5430586
Ready my hostess!
>>5430617
That's a crazy long time to be alive!
>>5430586
*Yhorm slowly rises from his throne, wielding his great machete*
*Ready for combat*
>>5430586
It's about damn time.
>>5430379
Paula will grade you on how well you do here!
>>5430603
Paula'll have you know that you are talking to an adult woman! Just because she hadn't heard of that stuff doesn't mean anything. You could be lying about it!
Ready, set...
>>5430620
>starts blasting PKP and throws a few grenades at you
THE MUJ CAN SWARM ME BETTER THAN YOU!
>>5430586
Looks good to me!
>>5430603
No, no! I want to see all of your advanced technology! Maybe I could figure out how it works and introduce it to my world, but do I really have to join your Principality to see it?
>>5430640
You're telling me! Like, China's the oldest out of all of us; four thousand years and still going strong, bro! And I look so young, too!
>>5430586
Someone here who can give me a worthy challenge?
>>5430606
ur cute
>>5430656
Then all that means is I've gotta win. Easy.
>>5430670
FOUR THOUSAND!?
>Holds her head.
>>5430586
GO!
Don't forget your coats!
>>5430675
utsutsu is mine
>>5430550
YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMUSE ME, OFFICER.
>>5430586
I'M LOCKED AND LOADED, LET'S START.
>>5430600
YEAH...SURE THING, KIDDO.
>He loosely presses the finer of the imp against your shirt.
>The result is the sloppiest "DG" you've ever seen, but it's still decipherable.
NOW, DON'T GO AROUND SELLING THAT AUTOGRAPH TO WEIRD PEOPLE, Y'HEAR?
>>5430620
HOW MANY TIMES AM I GONNA HAVE TO KILL YOU FUCKERS?
>>5430691
It's a super natural delight.
>>5430586
Dunno why I'm with a sick looking kid but alright.
>>5430603
Hmmm. Depends on what you want me to do. If it's more dangerous stuff it's gonna cost a lot.
>>5430517
That's uh, interesting. You keep doing what you do buddy.
>>5430691
Ow! Little bitch!
i want togami and imposter to spitroast me
>>5430691
Looks like I'm going full old school this game!
>>5430689
Yep! He's one of the oldest nations there, dude! You're never gonna see anyone here as old as him, and that's something the hero can't deny!
>>5430691
Three pair of hands are far better than a single one.
>>5430691
Great! I'll have an easy time setting up here!
Hello there everyone? Any requests for this beautiful night?
I can be about any person here, or even a topic related to this little place you want discussed.
>>5430691
Hey! This isn't bad! Looks like luck's on my side for this game!
>>5430696
>He sighs happily, not caring about the imp blood soaking through his shirt.
Wow. I have an autograph from like, one of my favorite people ever. This is awesome. I would die for you, dude.
>>5430675
You too, anon.
>>5430691
>
>>5430692
Who are you?
>>5430550
Under whose law?
>>5430600
Disintegration is free.
>She smiles menacingly. Matenshi looks a little uncomfortable.
>>5430603
Lemme guess, you got dominated by an overwhelmingly superior force? And why ask people that aren't your...space-countrymen?
>>5430615
Now, why would encourage that sort of laziness?
>>5430617
You're just digging yourself deeper.
>>5430691
Matenshi. Kick her ass.
>"As you wish."
>>5430600
>The electromagnetic induction from the blitz engine, allows him to absorb the discharge.
>With the handshake, he discharges 1,000,000 volts of energy.
This ability of yours, have you obtained it through birth?
>>5430691
Hey, I wasn't doing any--
>Head knocked off.
>>5430696
Really?
>>5430718
Uuoohhhh...
>Falls over.
>>5430724
Something about how cool and handsome I am.
>>5430691
*Sighs*
*Sits down on his throne*
>>5430674
I could. But, I always like giving my opponents a chance. So, that is a no.
>>5430691
>Grabs the throwing knives.
Oh my, this is just unfair. The possibilites are endless with these knives in my hands!
>>5430724
Me again?
>>5430736
(´・ω・`)
>>5430691
Well, this could prove to be useful. I just need people to stand still while I fracture their skulls.
>>5430737
Mine.
>>5430724
>>5430448
Play a funeral march for this fucktard's avas.
>>5430724
Sing me a song about me. Whatdya have to say about me sir
>>5430724
A paralel universe where Donald Trump isn't a compelte idiot.
>>5430710
I WILL NEVER STOP KILLING THE UNDEAD
>>5430732
HM, I'M SOMEBODY'S FAVORITE PERSON? I'M FLATTERED. STAY SAFE OUT THERE, KID.
>>5430748
SO INNOCENT AND PURE, YET SUCH A BRAVE HEART. YOU TRULY INSPIRE ME IN THIS GREY, BLEAK WORLD.
>>5430665
>>5430696
>Flurries of grims appear to reinforce the waves.
>>5430737
Please, there's nothing I can say that'll dig me any deeper. After all, the hero can always repent for his sins, yeah?
>>5430748
H-Holy crap, dude! Are you alive? Bro, c'mon, get up! We've only just met, and dying isn't a good first impression!
>>5430755
Then why mention it? I was never given a fair chance in my childhood. If anything I am used to it. And you'd be wise not to undersestimate me, my lady.
>>5430774
t. bernie cuck
>>5430691
What an angel! Too good for this world.
Merry Christmas Utsutsu!
Happy Hanukkah Soviet!
>>5430724
Give me an elegant song about the moon. I feel rather romantic today.
>>5430763
>slightly worried look
>>5430789
But it's only September...
>>5430783
You should grow up to be a cop just like me! You'd be great!
>>5430786
>Head rolls away a bit.
>>5430789
Congratulations, stranger. You potentially saved a wild bear from being torn apart. And for that I thank you.
>>5430789
Damn reindeer need to watch where they're going, or there's gonna be a bunch of reindeer stew for dinner.
>>5430737
Alright, sounds good. Uh, how about you disintegrate that rock over there?
>He points at a rock and nonchalantly starts scooting closer to Matenshi.
>>5430740
>He returns with his own 1,000,000, a bit of snot starting to run down his nose.
Yeah! I was born with it! You'd better believe I'm gonna make the most of it! This is nothing for me, man! You might as well quit now! I can keep going for days!
>>5430783
DOOM Guy just told me to stay safe.. I can die happy..
>>5430789
I won't lose! I do everything at 100%! Even snowball fi-
>Gets pelted
>>5430789
Someone tell me why we're doing this? It doesn't make any sense if all she has is snake food.
Where the fuck is Mii?
>>5430821
OH GOOD JESUS CHRIST-- Get up, goddamnit! I'm scared to death of ghosts, and your head rolling away isn't helping!
>Alfred slowly begins to hyperventilate a bit.
>>5430784
>Swaps to shotgun amd calls in 3 Hinds as air support
GO TO HELL!
>bashes one and shoves and blasts shotgun
>>5430821
WE NEED HELP OFFICER!
>>5430737
It's not laziness. Well, maybe on a couple of people's parts, but it's quite useful if they happen to get injured. No one would have to carry whoever was injured and they can recover while dwelling within me. It doesn't even feel like I'm carrying them. It's also handy to not able to be separated from them if there's an emergency.
>>5430789
I won't go easy on you guys! I'm an old pro at this!
>>5430789
I'm not listening to some fucking pope, so you can either fuck off or use my holy blood to lube your prick when you ass fuck some of thst shouta shit you like so much.
>>5430774
Now he's smarter then he looks, but thats impossible for me to achieve buddy.
>>5430768
Well who is the rest of his avas?
>>5430770
Not much so il do a small one soonish.
>>5430760
From the sounds of all these requests I might have to do one in general.
Who wants to be in it?
(America, soviet, doomguy, sips, so far)
>>5430789
Paula advises you to drink the snow. Maybe then you wouldn't be dying!
Feliz Navidad Raven!
>>5430843
Catchmecatchmecatchmecatcheme!
>>5430846
What's the issue!?
>>5430821
"GROW UP"? MISS DULLAHAN, I'M 173 YEARS OLD.
>>5430784
NO FUCK YOU
>>5430767
Which doesn't apply here, at least until you make it.
>>5430786
Not always, genius.
...Some things'll never be washed away.
>Matenshi begins to drift behind Rika. The engineer barely glances over at the rock, before holding a hand out, a beam quickly lancing out and smashing straight in to it.
>>5430849
Shame this goes only one-way, huh?
>>5430787
Why I wouldn't say I am underestimating you... just telling you that fighting me would be hardly fair in the grand scheme of things.
Also... you are of royal blood yes?
>>5430789
>Intentionally throws a knife at the ball's cheek, only grasing it slightly.
Run.
>>5430864
Be more careful out there! I barely even know what I'm doing with medical stuff, so if you get hurt more seriously I'm gonna have to call Recovery Girl out here.
>>5430871
What!?
>>5430872
Says you, criminal.
>>5430627
Excellent! Welcome to the elite! I am Captain Garma Zabi,Commander of Zeon forces occupying North America. I'll be your commanding officer here.
>>5430656
Im not lying about anything! You must have skipped all your classes,Earthnoid.
>>5430667
It's the only way I can know for sure that you aren't a Federation spy or have any ulterior motives. As an officer I put the safety of my men as a top priority!
>>5430710
I want you to track down a ship called the Trojan Horse and a mobile suit. Sound good?
>>5430737
N-no...Victory was in our grasp,until recent infighting led to our defeat. I ask you people because Zeon seeks those that are willing to act for the greater good!...and unfortunately the war has costed both sides many lives.
>>5430864
Something tells me not to unfreeze this specimen
>>5430864
Zzz...
>>5430864
You people producers from the network? You set up the reindeer almost murdering me, didn't you?
>>5430866
There is an alien invasion and I need more help
>>5430843
I NEED AIRSUPPORT!
>>5430864
Some God you are.
>>5430683
You say that now but you can't let everyone do your work for you! Take down at least three people and Paula will be impressed!
>>5430831
I could go a billion if I want too, just saying.
>He holds your hand firmly in place.
>when you shoot at the cyberdemon until it dies
thanks for the protip
>>5430904
Do you need me to talk some sense into them?
>>5430889
ALIENS ARE ATTACKING US! REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE!
>>5430866
C-CATCH YOU?! Dude, that's really disgusting, but...!
>Alfred slowly begins to run after her head, muttering the lyrics to the Star-Spangled Banner under his breath.
>>5430872
That kind of crap is the reason I feel down around you. You never have anything good to say, and you're always depressing! At least Russia's happy at times...
>>5430904
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?! I'VE GOT MY OWN ISSUES AT THE MOMENT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
>>5430846
>>5430871
>BOSS CHARACTER ARRIVES!
>>5430860
>Italian Mobster voice
Does it fucking matter? Now play something already, I dun care what the fuck it is. It can be Mary Had a Fucking Lamb, I wanna hear it and when people ask'n me why the fuck is this stoogle play'n Mary Had a Little Lamb, I'mma reply "Cause his fleece was as dumb as this fuck'n guy who posted (you) and make a fucking joke outta himself and the buddy he was samefagging".
>smokes cigar and counts money
>>5430864
Let's get some blood pumping so I don't freeze...
>>5430872
Yeah, kind of... But I don't really mind!
>>5430889
Hmm, well I'm sorry to say, but I can't join you. It's not because I'm a spy or anything, it's just that I don't want to give up looking for a way home.
>>5430889
Alright, just ignore the fact that I got killed with a stick during the game, that doesn't normally happen, like, ever.
>>5430939
HOW THE HELL DID THEY FIND ME THAT FAST!?
>>5430935
No there is one
>points to >>5430784
>>5430873
That's what people want to believe. For all I care, the blood that runs through my veins is tainted.
...But for the sake of keeping this conversation alive -Yes.
>>5430864
Have some fun out there! Winter only comes four times out of four years!
>>5430922
NO PROBLEM
>>5430888
WELL, BIOLOGICALLY, I'M 43, BUT AFTER I SMASHED UP HELL, THEY IMPRISONED ME IN A STONE SARCOPHAGUS FOR NEARLY A CENTURY. MY BODY NO LONGER AGES, HUNGERS, THIRSTS, YOU NAME IT. GRANTED, I'M STILL SUSCEPTIBLE TO DAMAGE, BUT THAT'S WHAT THE ARMOR'S FOR.
>>5430951
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>5430972
I'll let you guys do all the work. I'm too tired to do anything.
>>5430941
GET IN YOUR AC-130 AND KILL THAT
>points to >>5430951
THERE IS ALMOST NO ALLIES HERE TO FUCK THIS UP
>>5430972
It's too cold outside to be wearing a swimsuit...
>>5430972
I guess it was a good idea that I took everything important with me while I was out... I didn't lose that much food.
>>5430889
Can I be a commanding officer too?
>>5430908
No problem! I'll just get my ass in gear and take out three people with my Indiscriminate Discharge!
>>5430921
>He cranks up to 1,300,000, but instantly explodes and goes flying into a wall.
...Weeeyyyy.. Weeyeyeye.
Hee ehee.
>>5430972
Come on! These Pointers are so hard to aim with..
>>5430888
Heretic, criminal, what's the difference? If you want me so badly, come and get me.
>>5430889
Hah, nice stammer. And by that, you mean you're desperate.
>>5430941
I'm just a pessimist, is all. And even I'm not ALWAYS sad.
>>5430954
Not that I don't trust her, but I'd rather keep her where I can actually see her.
>>5430972
I don't see anything worth anything here. You guys?
>>5430972
Yeah, this place is just as terrible as I imagined, and the people aren't much better.
>>5430972
Interesting of you to say, host. I have seen glimpses of realms where winter can last for many years, usually preceded by an equally long summer.
And I do not trust the woman on the..metal creation.
>>5430941
I'm not disgusting!
>>5430963
That's a lot for me to handle, don't you think?
>>5430987
Oh, so you're not super old after all.
>>5431014
I'm gonna bring backup next time.
>>5430889
Why won't the pretty boy stop being rude? Paula went to all of her classes until she was taken out of school!
>>5431010
Paula will be watching! You have been doing nothing to this point!
>>5431014
I stole his underwear!
>>5431026
Shut up and steal something already. I already did more than I wanted to.
>>5430959
Not you. Those things called Chimeras
>>5431028
It's fine. I will get reinforcements
I SUMMON ____
>>5430964
Tainted blood... my, my. That is quite similar to me in that instance. If you are of noble blood, then it is a pleasure to meet another Royal.
My name is Asellus, Charm Lord.
>>5430972
Come on, come on. Don't run from me now.
>Throws a knife at the poor soldier, but misses.
We can have so much fun with one another.
>>5431050
I'm warming up! You can't rush perfection!
>>5431053
And who are you to order me around, boy? I take only what I need. Foodstuffs and water to last me untill the end of this battle.
>>5431000
BOY, THAT THING'S MADE OUT OF METAL! AN AIRSTRIKE WOULD DENT IT AND NOT ACTUALLY KILL IT!
>>5431014
Gee, you think? "Even I'M not always sad." Damn, Rika, I didn't know you were so smart. Shit, maybe I should start calling you Captain Obvious and see if that name sticks.
>>5431028
YOUR HEAD JUST FELL OFF, THAT'S HORRIFYING! WHERE'S THE BLOOD, THIS IS SO UNREAL, DAMNIT!
>>5430972
The man who killed a ship is less impressive than a man who killed an army!
>>5431058
People who love me.
>>5431074
THEN USE NAPALM
>>5431014
Ah, I can understand that concern. Don't want her planning any trouble?
>>5431079
Not again...
>>5431079
What do you mean "warm it up with electricity?!" That's not how it works! I've seen movies! If you don't cut it off, I'll turn! Cut it off!
>>5431074
Pick me up already! Quick! Before my body walks away!
>>5431010
>He sits down and takes out a rice bun, eating it to his hearts content.
>>5431073
What about weapons and his important documents and whatnot? It's important to grab what you can to put your enemy at a disadvantage.
>>5431082
I wouldn't say I love you, but I like LIKE you!
>>5430872
>>5431010
>Whoops, greentext was for you
>>5431026
Oh, come on, Corrin, I thought we got along.
>>5431028
Backup such as?
>>5431053
...That's disgusting.
>>5431074
Urgh. I can't help it when the universe itself conspires to ruin everything for me.
>>5431079
Matenshi, the hell're you doing?
>>5431101
I doubt she will, but, you know.
>"Better safe than sorry...."
>>5431028
WELL, TECHNICALLY I'M OLD. NOT BIOLOGICALLY. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. ONE COULD SAY I'M OLD.
>>5431117
Weyeyeyeye. Weeeey.
>>5431079
>>5431106
I-I don't know if I can do this...
>>5430939
Whats in it for us? I hardly have any men to spare and I just finished giving my Zaku a nice paint job.
>>5430954
Perhaps I can help you find your home? Where is it?
>>5430959
Don't worry I understand this place likes to put all of us in a equal footing. I have a blank check for you.
>>5431010
Only If you attend the Zeon Military Academy...But I don't think the that kind of life suits you.
>>5431014
Thats one way of putting it,but we will learn from our defeat and gather the forces strong enough to lead us to ultimate victory! I think you will find the perks of living in space far greater than Earth.
>>5431050
Oh,so you are a deviant then?
>>5431079
By definition...I am a ghost.
>>5431058
furry porn
>>5431079
I'd rather keep hanging out on this neat little island. That sounds better than all of the death and mayhem.
>>5431000
>Air support is virtually useless, as the Goliath eats up the raid to pieces.
>>5430987
>Grims surround you as the Goliath, rips in tears through the thread.
>>5431121
Subaru. I'm scared.
>>5431079
Animal abuse! It may still be moving.
>>5431058
DESTROY POPSTAR
>>5431129
>
Oh? Are you okay?
>>5431100
HOW THE FUCK IS NAPALM GOING TO HELP IF IT'S MADE OUT OF METAL?
>>5431108
Aw, hell, fine! So weird, damnit...
>Alfred picks up her head and places it on her body, cringing visibly.
There, is that good enough?
>>5431125
Then do what I do and spit in the universe's face! After all, there's ALWAYS the rule of comedy~
>Alfred smugly grins, giving her a joking expression.
What vidya are you playing, HG?
>>5431068
If we are going to play this game.
Corrin, king of Valla. My heritage is something I will never come to terms with.
And I do not wish to speak of it.
>>5431121
Point taken. But incase if you are unaware, this world will never obey logic.
>>5431125
I can never fully get along with someone that frightened my child, be it by accident or not.
...My apologies if that sounded harsh.
>>5431154
You know what I do when I'm scared? I binge eat and look at pictures of my waifu hoping that one day she'll love me. I think that might work out well for you.
>>5431161
I vote for you to go check if it's dead.
>>5431136
...?
>>5430872
Woah! That one wasn't even slight of hand or anything! Did you rig that rock? You must have known I'd ask you to blow it up! Very impressive!
>>5431134
Do you want me to become an ice zombie?! You have to cut it off now! It's gonna spread to my arm, and then my brain!
>>5431135
How about we skip all the technical stuff and I just take another oath and then become an officer or whatever?
>>5431170
Heee heee. Heheheeee. Weeeeyeeyyey.
>>5431161
*Hic*. Yep, this is.. *Hic*. This is warming up at its finersht.
*Hic*
Oh. Time's up. Back to work.
Bye!
>>5431135
No way! Paula's as pure and innocent as the sun!
>>5431071
Paula will be patient just this once...
>>5431144
>Rips and tears, you say?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5431184
Its different... Elsa has been spotted next door.
>>5431187
Stay along please. I have a surprise for you.
>>5431125
I gotcha, Rika.
>>5431135
It's in an entirely different dimension I believe. You wouldn't happen to have technology capable of crossing dimensional boundaries, would you?
>>5431161
Is someone following me?
>>5431175
>Xenoblade Chronicles X in a bit.
>>5431192
Have a good night, Bernadette!
>>5431079
Well, I have been saving this one for awhile now. So, let me explain my ghost story to you all.
>Goes into great detail with her story. Something involving a hospital and a doctor.
>>5431161
I... I survived a volcano dive. I won't let some winter storm kill me off that easy. Besides, unlike last time... I am wearing clothing!
>>5431161
Why are you running away?
>>5431191
Okay...I will...
...
Eventually...
>>5431192
It's a coincidence that I gave you your head back as soon as you left, yeah? See ya later, ma'am!
>>5431121
Alright, thanks...
...the rest of you are fucking dead to me.
>>5431135
Sorry, guy, but I got my own fights to fight, and Gensokyo's matters run completely separate of the outside world's.
>>5431161
Matenshi, is now the best time?
>"But it's so relaxing."
Idiot.
>>5431171
Don't feed me that bullcrap. You're AMERICA, you get all the luck.
>>5431179
Hey, I apologized to you and her brother! I didn't even mean to, alright!?
>>5431191
>She holds out her hand towards you.
It's called lasers, and they're a type of magic I'm extremely fond of.
>>5431209
Besides, she doesn't have a track record of being lucky, anyways.
>>5431192
Bye.
>>5431175
>Life
>>5431179
You know what they say about people who throw away logic, right?
It's better to leave them alone. Nothing good will ever come of it.
>>5431192
Bye.
>>5431202
Why are you tell me this? Last time I barged in there they got mad at me for stupid things, like using VLC and saying I'm cancer. If I do this again they might actually kill me.
>>5431175
>I'm playing vanilla Chronophantasma. It's been empty since everyone went on to CPEX.
>>5431161
When did Santa become so cute? With the actions I see here, you can survive the mildest of winters!
>>5431144
>gets a nuke launched at you
That has to kill him
>>5431175
None
>>5431171
Then I don't know
>>5431232
i like you but i'm too scared to talk to you
>>5431194
You won't regret it! I'll take out everybody else and win the whole thing, you'd better believe it!
>>5431216
You have to kill me! It's already spread to far! I'm gonna bite you and turn you too if you don't! Kill me! It's too late!
>>5431234
So your quirk is lasers, and the magic trick was summoning a demon? Damn, I wish I had an ability like lasers. That's badass.
>>5431251
Damn it, you guys need to stop getting hurt. I don't know anything about first-aid.
>>5431216
Oh, you're following me. Is there something you want?
>>5431234
What do you mean? How's she unlucky?
>>5431251
A-Alright! I'll just head back to my own camp if you don't want me to bother you.
>>5431232
!
>>5431239
But you'll just respawn again right?
>>5431234
Please, tell me something I haven't heard before, apart from "I love you"~ Anyway, yep, anything can go your way if you just don't care. Hell, that's been the way I lived even since the Revolutionary War ended, and now look at me!
>>5431252
Just... I'd suggest giving him Hawaiian Pizza and see what happens then. He'll die, hopefully.
>>5431272
>>5431179
I do not know we were playing a game. If I knew that, I would have brought as some chairs to seat down and relax on.
But, it's always nice to meet with a king, and rather handsome one at that.
>>5431251
Well, here is another story.
>Goes into detail about another story. This time involving a mansion on a hilltop.
>>5431232
Is this IC
>>5431232
>dies
>>5431234
Stop apologizing, it's pathetic. If you are truly sorry, make sure it won't happen again. If you really wish to discuss this, we can do this after the fighting.
>>5431175
>Right now? Link related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqEmRjtTVzQ
>>5431239
I was not referring to a person, but this realm. The weak can stand victorious while the strong perish as easily as a candle's flame in the wind
...No offence ment.
>>5431282
I have heard far less subtle comments, but thank you nontheless. I believe you are the third girl that said so to me this day.
>>5431274
You can't respawn hurt feelings...
>>5431251
Eggman-kun's such a doll. Warming them up that way.
>>5431272
>>5431191
Sorry,but that I refuse to do...You need discipline!
>>5431194
You take me for a fool? I know beneath all that silly get up is something more. I suggest you drop the cute act.
>>5431209
Im afraid not.
My apologies, I dont think I have formally introduced myself
>He sticks out his hand
Captain Garma Zabi.
>>5431234
If this "Gensokyo" is on Earth then im afraid this war concerns you very much.
>He notices your tank in the background
I don't suppose you pilot that?
>>5431252
>Weakens the shit out of the previous Goliath and it explodes, eviscerating a shit ton of chimeras in the process.
>Soviet has quelled the battled and saved humanity... for now.
>>5431232
>when you're dead to your senpai
>>5431315
Your face! Are you retarded? Don't worry, I'll protect you!
>>5431203
A surprise? Well now you have me curious~
I'll stick around~!
>>5431251
...
I'm gloomy.
>>5431269
>she starts crying
I-I can't...hic...I'm sorry...
>runs away
>>5431269
Ah..not really, you just looked familiar. Sorry.
>>5431191
No?
>>5431267
It's just magic. My "ability" is creating other things, genius.
>>5431269
>"I just keep being outmatched...."
Yeah, that's it.
>>5431276
I really, really doubt that. Sometimes you have to dig your heels in, right?
>>5431324
It's sealed off from the entire rest of the world. And yeah, I sure as hell do. I built it, after all!
>>5431308
Not intentionally, it won't. And pardon me for not being able to keep up the "tough girl" act 24/7! But fine, whate-
>>5431315
DAMMIT! Matenshi! Kick his ass, that's an order!
my grandfather past away and in his last will testament he left me 100000$
what should i do with the money?
>>5431333
Don't worry I gotchu
>hugs
>>5431344
mislinked there
>>5431310
You're right about that.
>>5431315
What a pointless fight. Well done to the victor.
>>5431254
>>5431300
Chances are you've already talked to my avas before.
Chances are, there were no problems and I have forgotten that they even happened and how I felt about it at the time.
If I let you into my games, you're good enough.
>>5431302
>Takes ur dick and runs
>>5431288
Yes.
>>5431338
Yeah.
Just wait for Garnet to finish hosting.
Post the last thing you saved
>>5431351
Invest it wisely.
>>5431351
INVEST IT IN MCDONALDS
>>5431308
That's why you need to put more work into this. The weak should fear the strong. It's just how nature is.
>>5431315
Why couldn't a cute girl kill me instead?
>>5431326
GOOD WORK, SOVIET! WE LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY.
>>5431351
OD and lose your house
>>5431308
Why of course! I cannot deny a man or woman of their beauty. It would be absolute heresy for me to do so. Now then, it was a pleasure to have this small chat with you Corrin. But I must be off now, studies and what not.
>>5431353
>oops, the second reply was meant for >>5431267
>>5431344
Can i hug you?
>>5431363
What? You can't do that.
>>5431368
>>5431315
Happy Hannakuh, country I never heard! Another country I didn't hear about gets bored.
>>5431368
>>5431355
In that case I'll still go over there, but I want you to be my silent protector.
>>5431175
ZTD
>>5431347
Yeah, sometimes, but I never take anything seriously save for a few things. My friends, for example, I care about dearly. Other things, like, say, diplomatic relations? Not my top priority, to be honest.
>>5431368
>>5431375
Ura!
>>5431351
sex,drugs and alcohol.
>>5431368
>I'm still building up his folder for some reason
>>5431407
Well she's not there right now from what i can see now. I only saw her yesterday.
>>5431353
This only eases the pain a bit....
>>5431401
>Another country
it's a st8, m8
>>5431324
Oh, I get it.
>He takes $5 out of his pocket and tucks it into Garma's collar.
How about now?
>>5431346
Weee weeeeee, hey wyeeeyeyeey.
Heee eheeee.
>>5431347
Seriously? Just like Yaoyorozu! That's an awesome ability! Can you make me some badass sunglasses?
>>5431401
Wow, this is some really sturdy ice. I almost expected it to break, but I should've known better. I can't lose, the universe won't let me!
>Tries to stand
>Slips and falls on face
>>5431315
Great, now Cyborg's gonna give me all sorts of hell about getting a robot hand.
>>5431401
Germans starting something they probably can't finish? Where have I heard that before?
>>5431425
>hugs tighter
better?
>>5431368
>
>>5431324
Hehehe! All you can see of Paula is here. So I suggest you drop it!
>>5431267
Yawnsville. You've been boring throughout the game! You will probably win by boring everyone to death!
>>5431347
What is the need for acting anyway? I never liked people that pretend. Are you trying to prove yourself to someone?
>>5431372
Or the weak should rely on the strong to shield them while the former aid the latter in the best way possible. Unity can and will be stronger than steel if you use it wisely.
>>5431384
>Utterly confused at the woman's intentions, he sighs and waves her off
Farewell then, my lady. Safe travels.
>>5431315
Oh... Noth again... No Migleo arounth tho helph me either...
>>5431324
>He reaches his hand out and shakes yours
My name is Sorey. A pleasure to meet you, Sir Garma. If I may ask, what are you doing here? Besides trying to recruit people into your Principality I mean.
>>5431344
>You linked me twice and I can't tell which is for me.
>>5431347
Oh... She's not really strong?
>>5431401
T-That was too close...
HOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>5431444
I'm.. Biding my time! Trust me! Besides, winning is a big accomplishment anyway! I'll end it with a big bang! They won't expect a thing from the boring guy! It's strategy!
>>5431424
I was gonna say, I thought you were trying to trick me here...
>>5431445
...Nah, there's no reason for them to rely on us. They'll only be a burden, am I right, or am I right/
>>5431456
This is really cute. I want to cuddle Hoshi.
>>5431351
Donate it half of it to Bransteele and give Hiro half to get rid of Rule 13 on /b/.
Then give the rest of your money to me. If you don't have enough, kill your father and take his money too.
>>5431390
I just did.
>Waves the pickle tauntingly
>>5431333
>>5431456
Be my Zen, Teinryoo-chan.
>>5431388
...
You don't have to.
>>5431401
This is karma, isn't it...
>>5431452
>the third one was meant for you, sorry!
>>5431368
>>5431456
>hoshi is a blind military dog and his guide dog shitposts on hunger games using his name
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