/pfg/ Dendrophilia + /bfg/ Entomophilia General
Plantera x Queen Bee Edition
Here, we fuck plants (and bugs), dream of fucking plants (and bugs), and discuss real world plants (and bugs) and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant (and bug) creatures in them.
>Booru (/pfg/)
http://plantfucker.booru.org
>Stories (/pfg/)
http://pastebin.com/Lr2jQa04
>PvZ Plant Gender List
http://quibassi12.deviantart.com/art/Plants-vs-Zombies-what-gender-does-the-plants-have-575891130
Everyone is welcome to join us.
First for fuck this thing.
>>5428206
You can remove those parenthesis from the bugs parts. I only added them because I wasn't sure this was going to be temporary
i tried to draw our general queen
>>5428575
Very nice.
>>5428279
First for wanting to fuck this thing though.
7th for beauty and royalty.
>>5428206
With how popular terraria is, it surprises me that no playerxbee queen,playerxplantera or Plantera x Queen Bee exist.
Feels a bit vampiry around here
>>5428790
We must praise the one who sparked our beginning threadly.
Princess/queen bugxplant thread?
>>5428815
Most of the plants in PVZ have a story right, what's this one?
>>5428874
"Being a summer goth takes commitment. Especially when you're a Plant who produces sun for a living. Vampire Sunflower's in it to win it."
>>5428912
That's adorable I see why you guys like her.
By the way is she also in the 2d games or just the new 3d ones?
>>5429074
Exclusively in Garden Warfare 2.
>>5429074
I'm not sure if she's mentioned in PvZ Heroes, but she made her debut in Garden Warfare 2.
>>5429074
just the 3d one
but there are also some qts on the 2d/normal one
>>5429211
Indeed
>>5428575
Pretty good.
By the way if she's the queen of the plant thread, who was the queen for the bug one?
Because if the artist are still around maybe they could draw both going down on each other while a million anons watch in pleasure.
Sunflower Queen, Vampire Flower, Sun Pharaoh, royalty just seems to be a theme with the Sunflower family.
"Little was known about the Sun Pharaoh until her sunflower-shaped pyramid was discovered in the early eighteenth century. According to the local hieroglyphics, she enjoyed long walks on the beach, had many catnip companions and enjoyed eating chicken salad sandwiches."
>>5429255
>ghost pepper
delete this!
ghost pepper is a child
>Enoki lewds posted last thread
>http://pastebin.com/ZXkvZiMV
>MRW
>>5430047
Ghost Pepper is for sensually fucking and hearing her small moans as she finds out how much she loves sex, and then demands you go harder and harder, pushing her limits until she climaxes.
>>5430539
ghost pepper is a child and if you like her then you should fucking kill yourself
while you are it you should also see my new pvz porn critic.
http://pvzporncritiquer.tumblr.com/post/150853046999/how-not-to-do-tits-the-screwroot-special
>>5430878
No thanks. I'll stick with the Ghost Pepper sex.
>>5430539
>>5431140
A god amongst Anons, ensuring she remains a stuffed pepper.
>>5431244
That would help piss him off more.
She's eager for any fetish, no matter how painful or demeaning. She's a ghost after all, it can't kill her.
Go ahead and give her an ass smack. Anal without lube, bondage, whips, young Ghost Pepper loves it all.
>>5430539
>>5431140
Oh... Oh my....
Kiss her already, you fool of the dissembodied penis!
>>5431402
Yes please. Kiss her right on the lips. Taste her as she will taste you. Watch her eyes slowly close in bliss as she knows that no matter what, how kinky, or how often, you love your obedient, cute little Ghost Pepper above all sex. And you know what? She loves you too.
>>5431402
>>5430110
c'mon man
ya gotta admit the "spring being a mating season for plant girls" is a cool thing
>>5431459
>Kiss her right on the lips. Taste her as she will taste you. Watch her eyes slowly close in bliss
That's it. I'm officially diamonds.
>>5431703
Different interpretation, but really adorably lewd too.
>>5431837
i would have tried the sensual kissing, but im not that good with faces so i wouldnt have been able to do it in the first place.
>>5431837
I dabble in romance from time to time, although I've never written. I guess it pays off in small posts here. Love your plants and they will love you.
>>5431894
Don't worry about it. But you never knew when romantic smooches will come in handy, friend.
>>5431803
Don't take me the wrong way. The lewds are looking nice in there, but I'm a real sucker for build up before the action. Even just some foreplay between Enoki and the guy before and while pulling his pants down would be nice to see.
>>5432028
yeah i feel ya
but honestly. seeing a smut of her at all is already a really unexpectable thing
i can't really complain, even having some rooms for improvement
>>5431140
>>5431940
It feels like romance and loving in general is way too forgotten around these parts. It was nice to see you take that angle there, especially with a cutie like her.
>>5432404
Nice.
>>5428206
DELET THIS
>draw a cute plant girl
>call it a boy
>>5432404
Ohh yeah.
>>5432495
Thank you! I'll consider maybe making a thing or two in the future.
>>5432669
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. But still, since you can plant multiple peashooters/sunflowers/etc, surely that means there can be both male and female versions. I doubt they're all clones of a single plant.
>>5432669
Plants are hermaphrodites as far as im aware
>>5432669
Cute plant boys are to be cherished as far as I'm concerned.
Fridge, if you're lurking around here, I'd love to see more with Florens.
>>5432812
Depends on the plant.
>>5432812
A lot are. Some are either or like grapes, for some reason I want to say some can change their sex depending on eviromental factors. And some, of course, can only reproduce through special circumstances like cuttings.
>>5432980
And then there's ones that only get off on stuff like FIRE.
>>5433027
You mean the pickle one?
>>5433044
There's a bunch. Eucalyptus I think, and Pine trees?
Unless I remember wrong.
>>5432766
well
the characters such as rose, citron, solar flare etc... might be only of one gender since they are pretty much a separeted character instead of a type of plant
>>5433092
I think there's one species of savanna pine tree who's cones lay dormant until they're hit with extreme temperatures from a fire rolling over the area, then they split open and scatter their seeds.
I think the purpose being that with all the competition burned, they have a high survival rate.
reminder that plants are evil and that the zombies did nothing wrong
Ant has a weird fetish.
>>5433570
Zombies tried to eat us.
Plants helps us.
>>5433092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shNQtLrx8EE
Was talking about this
>>5433671
The moral? We need more plants, always keep your garden well fertilized.
>>5433739
Looks like its shiting instead.
>>5433112
Specific ones, sure, although in-game, the ones that talk and have a personality and such have different names than the other generic "Rose, Citron".
Solar Flare and such are of course their own characters as well, despite being a common plant.
>>5433570
Reminder that All-Star has the deepest and best voice.
t. Blooming Heart
>Wiggler is extremely cute and sexy
>Only SIX quality pictures (and 1 varient) exist on this planet.
Can we right this wrong please?
>>5434585
>>5434595
>>5434585
>Reminder that dickclams have even less porn.
>>5434609
boy howdy that is really dumb looking.
>>5434609
And that's all of it.
Years passed and I hoped Mario Maker would kindle a flame in some artist since Wigglers were in it, but that never happened.
>>5434632
>>5434670
>>5428575
meme queen
fsr 4chan wont let me post the finished drawing, so ill have to link it instead
http://nsfwzerotakahashi.tumblr.com/post/150898641742/welp-i-did-a-full-color-version-might-color-the
>>5436908
May she always remain a stuffed pepper, and may that guy always take GP porn up the ass.
Thanks, friend.
there was a guy here who requested me a ice pea
i decided to remake it for him since the picture was not one of my bests
>>5437553
>that anon was me
Life is good
a shy bug
>>5430466
Holy shit it Elfdrago work, who are those plant anyway?
Well im done with females, now to the unknow and males
>>5439960
for anyone who wonder what all the numbers and letters are
>>5439960
charmin mushroom and poppin poppies cause expansion
>>5436908
This is great, hope we can get more of that cutie from you.
>>5440127
So what ya Think of this new list, did you knew the names?
>>5433644
Sooner or later, that honey ant will attract the attention of an interested plant.
>>5440761
Like this one
>>5439960
Oh no, now that i look at it, i Seem that i miss the word, those plant is born sweet potato, but hot potato
>>5440127
>Poppies poppin out of poppin poppies poppin breasts
also how are breasts?
never really tried to them that big
>>5442954
We need to go bigger.
New honey.
>>5446665
That's pretty nice, almost-super-satan.
>>5446954
these are the new cards for the end of the week
http://pvsalmanac.tumblr.com/
>>5446954
gotta post the full picture tho
>>5447096
i forgot
(You)
>>5447159
you should at least wait for me to post the full picture
Did you get your appropriate amount of sugars for the day anons?
>>5438879
is this the one with scat
>>5441134
that looks like a character from veggie tales
>>5439960
Nobody will blame you for drawing male plants as females.
>>5448148
"How does Hot Potato stay so positive and even-peeled all the time? Yoga, that's how. She never misses a class. Also, regular meditation. It's the only way she can handle the hard work of fighting zombies, day in and day out, without melting down."
>>5448148
Gay veggie tales porn when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77iTCVhVx94
>>5448340
Uh Drawing, im the guy the made the original list you see on the opt, im just redesigh it, what ya Think of it, anything bad about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP2g8T6SXzk
>Mosquito drinks too much blood and dies
>>5448958
Looks good to me, brah.
>>5449504
:) well then back to the list, gotta make it done, Idk when im gonna be done with it, since i have College and work
>>5449264
Thanks for the new reaction pic
kinda tried to make a new oc
somewhat of a tree girl. i am calling her Waloe
kinda like Aloe but more of a girl's name
>>5450427
That's one really cute design. The legs and tail make me think more of a palm tree than an aloe, but whatever.
I would rather like to see more of her
>>5451075
I went with Aloe just as a name. She is not really based on any tree/plant
When i made her i was just drawing a head with leaves and went from there.
But yeah i am gonna draw more of her
I was planing on drawing her giving something like a tail job. I can also go for titjob as well
>>5449264
Yeah thats happened to me before
The weak have no place in these threads. Kill them all until it's done. Rip and tear.
>>5453530
Stop right there criminal scum
>>5450427
Nice
>>5431140
>>5431703
>>5431837
Dendrophilia/Necrophilia is good shit
>>5457644
Now that's plush.
>>5459165
>>5442954
Welp
Elfdrago is making me into really big tiddies
Will try to line this with the tablet today
>>5460012
Also this Chompzilla
>>5460038
Chompzilla is waifu tier
>>5461219
She is a big girl
>>5463120
>you will never ever feed her more
>feeding her all night long, that dick
Angle's weird, but that booty tho!
>>5464517
Liligant>>>>Roserade
>>5460012
I personally prefer petite to regularly large, but I can ingulge huge tits every once in a while!
>>5463120
i think i went too far
>>5464641
>Limiting your taste in fuggable plant girls
Literally retarded
>>5463120
For you
>>5464760
>Literally ugly
>>5462345
thank
>>5460012
>tfw you don't know how to draw nectar
>>5464996
>>5464761
ayyy glad that you guys liked it
which one should i do first tho?
>>5466729
>which one should i do first tho?
I might be out of it, but do what?
I'd have assumed color, but you already did the Enoki one here.
>>5466769
no i mean
the chompzillas. which one of the two should i finish first
sorry for not making it clear
So guys... Second life?
Someone's made fuckable plants in Second life, right?
>>5466729
Well... damn! I'd love to drink out of her
>>5466062
>>5466895
>Second life
>>5467008
Where else can you go to fuck a 3d plant waifu?
>>5466836
The one that's lying down.
>Flowey gives in, comes along with Frisk to the surface
>Constantly showered with love and affection
>And chocolate
>>5467016
>>5467453
say no more
>>5467653
also tried to draw her with a bigger belly
which one do you guys think is better?
>>5467835
Not enough belly.
I mean, she's gotta be eating a LOT at that size.
>>5467835
I say a version like this one is fine.
Just don't go full-on fat. This kills the penis.
>>5467835
I dont know what the fuck the anon above me is smoking,
That belly looks fucking great and bigger is always better
>>5468215
Yea, but keep her thicc, not fat. I wouldn't go bigger than double that.
>>5467983
This. A bit of muffin top is nice, rolls are just ugly.
>>5468215
>>5468239
>>5467983
>>5468359
welp i guess i will keep this way then.
also, sorry but it's pretty late here i will not be able to finish the pic today
i will try to do the flat colors but don't be so sure on that
>>5467008
What's so wrong about Second Life?
>>5467608
So
Much
Cocolate!
>>5469347
>Cocolate
Of course
>>5467835
>>5470824
Screw watermelon, which fruit, vegetable, or other plant do you think would feel the best to stick your dick into?
I think it would be the horned melon.
I'm surprise you guys never did anything with the sims cow plant.
Could also work well for a vore thing if a vore artist is interested.
>>5472380
>Vore
Gross. Just milk the things.
>>5472380
>vore
>milking
carnivorous plants are make for BJs only
>>5472728
Thats was fast
>>5472742
I can work fast if I want to
>>5472728
I wanna slap the milk out of her udder.
>>5472705
>Only
Objectively wrong.
>>5472380
You vorefags are awful
>>5442270
>>5474437
I wanna milk those funbags.
>>5474922
If I could art, I'd do the same.
But then I'd end up drawing a bunch of dicks
>>5476752
Here, I tried.
My hands aren't meant for arting.
>>5476812
Oh great
Now i have to show my old crap
>>5477004
>Old crap
Better than my new shit amirite?
Give the flower some chocolate.
>>5477044
It's pretty much the only picture that I actually put effort in. Only reason I did it was because others were doodling shit in a /vg/ thread
That was 12 hours of effort without a clue what I was doing.
>Give the flower some chocolate.
He's going on a date instead
>This thread is boring
>Nobody complimented my foliage
>tfw no qt Vampire Flower gf
>nobody ever pays attention to a standard peashooter like me
>my roots hurt
>I wish I was at home, soaking up nutrients from my flower pot
>>5474437
I think you should put in a white background or something
>>5477257
Don't worry, I'm sure an anon will draw peashooter lewds.
>>5477582
Maybe for Green Shadow. Or a pea varient.
Poor basic peashooters get pushed into obscurity
>>5477660
I'd draw you a vanilla peashooter getting de-flowered- if I could senpai.
I feel your pain.
>>5477803
We need a vanilla peashooter being appreciated. Peashooter is the first line of defense, and must be recognized for his constant sacrifice.
A golden medal saying "#1 Pea" being awarded as his sunflower waifu watches with admiration. There's a single tear in his eye.
I swear to screwroot I'll stop buying vidya gaems and get a drawing tablet
>>5478267
And then........he wakes up.
>>5478267
I kinda want to finish this with the drawing tablet
>>5478371
What a stoic, noble peashooter.
He deserves what he gets.
"You really love me...!!"
And if you think you can get that on a tablet, go for it, friend. I'm saving this version anyways, just in case.
Sun's rising. I'm off to snooze, but maybe I'll see an update to the Chompzilla/Pea when I wake up, yeah?
See ya later, /pfg/.
>>5478371
Also, I'm pretty sure that 1 is backwards.
>>5465997
This bitch again, I want to literally impregnate her.
>>5478432
Oh fuck you are right
Sorry
>>5478531
Damn Chinese knockoff medals
>>5467835
Bigger is better.
>>5478371
good to see some SFW shit flowing around
The last two Chompzilla sketches i made had focus on tits
Tried to make something new
Holy fuck i love Chompzilla so much
>>5479253
Oh fuck the pic is sided
Sorry
>>5479253
>Holy fuck i love Chompzilla so much
There's something really appealing and cute about an eyeless, big-mouthed, and perpetually smiling flower. Also she's purple.
>>5479353
I love me some piranha plant style
Also like ya said. Purple is kinda of a cool color. It fits well
You made this drawfag's day. Thank you random stranger.
It's going to take me a long time to digitalize all of these chompzillas but i am gonna have fun with this
>>5481369
Awww. That's pretty cute
post more saggy plants, assholes
>>5481559
No, post more loose plant assholes.
>>5481431
Those saggy breasts, though
Chompzilla is best plant-fu
>>5481559
>there are others who enjoy saggy titties as much as I do
Feels goood
>>5474437
Nips are a little small
>>5477578
Better?
Bug blowjobs are dangerous.
>>5481906
Better, thank you. Ghost pepper lewds are always nice every now and then.
>>5483155
Being uprooted for the first time would probably be pretty scary to a plant girl.
>>5481912
Insect princess?
>>5483155
I want this but less intimate and more violent. Like uprooting them and just leaving them like that.
>>5481369
I thought you deserved recognition for all your hard work, friend. We'd be a lot quieter on /pfg/ without you.
>>5479321
Holy fuuuuck, I can't stop staring.
Ol' Chompy is something else.
tried to make a anthro of ghost pepper since y'all like her
not really sure if it looks like a ghost pepper tho, maybe it would be more close if it had colors on it
>>5484255
>my gw2 pal is now pals with my drawfag pal
>>5484308
Design could use a bit of refining to show who it is, but it is still a cute design.
>>5482732
When will our princess return?
>>5467835
>>5485566
never
>>5485667
I don't want to say "fuck that guy," because the first and only thread appealed to a large amount of my innocuous little kinks and we got more than enough of the flower girl out of it, but...fuck that guy.
>>5485731
I really wanted that bee though
>>5485651
Hot damn, why can't such magnificent creatures be real?
Especially when drawn like this.
have a sketch of my next full colored drawing
>>5485651
>>5486426
She reminds me of dragon princess 3.
big ,terrifying powerful and dangerous looking thing that enjoys tea parties and cute stuff.
She's too terrifying or dangerous so she has no friends.
>>5486658
And much like the knight, the only one who wants to be her friend is the Gardener.
Although I think the other plants at least see her as a comrade-in-leaves.
>>5486426
Speaking of dragon princess do you take requests? I would like to see this plant in a situation like this.
or this http://tower-girls.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=204
>>5487054
I'm sure the plants have respect for Chompzilla, and not just because of the size.
For all we know, she could be a great opera singer or some shit. Everyone has a secret.
>>5488103
This kills the waifu
>>5488267
It does.
Save the rose.
>>5488103
But why
>>5478267
Vanilla Peashooter is my favorite plant out of them all, period. It's just simple and iconic and cute. And it goes Noot. So I did this.
>>5477004
>>5477224
I hang around /utg/ nice to see the guy who made some of the more commonly posted flowey pics.
have a memetastic night guys
>>5490488
dank
>>5490740
DELETE THIS
>>5489465
I wish I could doodle lewd whenever I'm bored.
>>5488307
Clearly Rose needs a comfy bed to recuperate and someone to care for her every need.
When it's time to make a new thread, should we add some links to the artists that still produce for this thread?
The booru doesn't really lead to many tumblrs.
>>5490488
Can we get more of her?
>>5491240
maybe a pastebin would work, dont wanna clutter up with too many links
>>5492615
There's only like 2-4 that post often-ish here, so it wouldn't be that bad, I think.
>>5492791
I Think They more, but some.of them keep themself shy
>>5493235
I've got Screwroot and KDD on my bookmarks.
Any other active artist links I should know about?
>>5493627
Hmm, not for i know of
>>5463050
i'd never reset if he looked like this
>>5493627
Where Thompson?
>>5495123
I'd prefer that answer in link form, please.
>>5434609
>>5495621
But I want to.
No link to anything?
>>5495683
Just a bit closer to heaven
>>5495688
Alright lad. Here you go
http://thompson-vonjung.tumblr.com/
>pvz porn critic made a post of something i made
For once he is right about something. The face does look weird
At least i got a reaction image out of it
>>5495728
Getting the link to this place was the best thing to happen all week. This stuff is gold, even if you say it isn't always. Truth be told, I've almost been mixing you up with KDD because you two have some really nice art and sketches. You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Every artist starts somewhere, and you're certainly not classified as a beginner, I think.
As for the "critic", you know as well as we do that he's only in this to bring you guys down. Pay him no mind and let him fade away.
You're a lot better than you say you are, and we're always appreciative when a new doodle or burst of inspiration comes in. In /pfg/, we're glad to have you with us, fellow friend and plantfucker.
>>5495874
With that sappy shit out of the way, I'm off for sleep.
See ya later, /pfg/
Praise the queen.
>>5495874
Awww thanks man. Glad to see that you like my stuff that much
About the critic. Ya i already know he is just messing around
I have actually talked with the dude before. He is just a 14 years old who thinks he is hot shit and wants to be the main face of pvz as a fandom
Watch out Anon, don't overfeed her!
>>5496368
>You will never be overfed by Petey's massive water inflated cock
>>5496382
>massive water inflated cock
>>5496736
>Ywn have Petey hold you down and plow you with his massive plant cock, filling your ass with water as he downs a big bottle of water, making sure to keep his massive plant nuts all filled up before roaring loudly, blowing his massive seed loaded load inside your asshole filling you up
Yum
>>5496772
>>5496368
Well, if it was French Petey it would be female
>>5496772
Fuck yes
FUCK BEES
>>5498724
>His massive body holding you down, sliding and pushing his big plant cock, spurting hot and sticky water mixed with his cum, making you feel filled up as he fucks you
>He roars, ramming and plowing into you more, gurgling down a big gallon of water, his body growing bigger but shrinking as all the excess water is being pumping into you, making you feel bloated
>He finally roars loudly, his seed pumping out by the gallons, coating you and his cock with cum
>>5498827
>inflation
>>5498827
>all those yous
Typical Roleplayer
Might want to hold off on thread making until page 9 once bump limit hits
Thread's going to be here a while after Mr.spamhead happened again
Chompzilla X petey Piranha when?
>>5499659
Why do we even still allow drawthreads?
>>5499820
Same reason we haven't booted HG and Loud House.
Because we can't actually stop them.
>>5499659
That faggot who post bunnies should be permabanned for doing this so often
I wish they'd do something about that glimmer shit but the guy always slips under the radar
Fertilize all plants
>>5501283
Not sure if I aprove of that pun, but I definitely won't say no to more peary cuteness!
>>5499373
Not that Anon but I take pride in my work, and avoid overusing words.
>>5493627
>>5491240
I'd rather not be on a list that gets copypasted every thread.
can you like
not do this
>>5502219
But we love you senpai. Any connection to your tumblr/site hasn't been posted in weeks.
best pvz waifu
I declare the next thread be about piranha plants
>>5504007
Lovely large and chubby piranha girls
>>5502268
I didn't say who I was.
rip in pepperinni otp family
>>5504485
...wat?
>>5504325
I didn't see any links to anyone, so it kinda still counts.
>>5503633
Those tits are like big, plump berries.
I just wanna juice em.
>>5504694
>>5504694
>>5504694
>>5504694
>>5504715
the thread wasn't going anywhere soon