>be NEET >play WoW all day >carry retards through dungeons

>>5426460
poker, that'll humble you up real quick.

>>5426461
I'm not a fan of games of luck.

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>>5426461
>gambling

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>>5426460
THICC!

M-MOAR

>>5426460
1v1 RTS games.

Its just you dominating shitters until you reach people of the same autism level.

>>5426460
Single player games

>>5426460
I wanna squish that booty around my dick

Dwarf Fortress

>>5426460
fighting games you piece of shit

>>5426463

Like all Western white women, she's getting fat and ugly

>>5426466
what are good single player games

I haven't been in the loop for games since all I've done for the last 3 years of my life is play WoW and pseudo-ERP all day

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>>5426460
Good god I know this fucking feel.

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GOBLINS AREN'T FATTIES
FUCK

>>5426471
The metro series
The witcher 3
undertale
long live the queen
underrail
age of decadence

>>5426474
>witcher

tried the first two and the combat system was lmao retarded special snowflake shit

might try the metro games though they look cool

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>>5426465
this and also come play fighting games with me you will really start missing those retards and than you will realise you were doing nothing but screaming at other people like a bitch you are

>ne neet
>nothing is really fun anymore besides smoking weed and that gives you anxiety which you kill with alcohol so now you're an inadvertent pseudo-alcohol
>have to be plastered to even have the energy to launch a game

etc

>>5426469
He only likes casual games though

>>5426477
>be neet
>enjoy life and vidya
>constantly see other neets complaining
I must be a special snowflake.

>>5426478
>only likes casual games
>complains when he has to carry everyone
he doesn't want competition.

man this thread is a fucking joke, and he only posted the goblin to get attention., and you all fell for it.

sage

>>5426460
maybe start your own religion and try to make others believe you really are the god you think you are

>>5426460
>what the fuck can I sink my time into and not have to carry shitters all the time and actually enjoy myself

a job

>>5426482
Read his full post next tkme

>>5426483
Yeah lol he complained about a shitty data entry job being too easy. For all his complaining it sounds like he's actually afraid to put himself in a position where he might be truly challenged.

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>>5426460
>>get tired of it and quit
That's where you fucked up
You keep at it and push for every promotion available, until you are as close to the top as you can be without being blood related.
Then you can hire sad fucks to herd the retards.

Or fuck, start your own business. You'll have to carry retards for a bit, but you're used to that.

More immediately, single player games, game genres that you aren't good at, fightan, cuhrayzee, or just say fuck it and get out of the neet life so your free time is valuable and herding retards for an hour is a release.

What I want you to do now though, is post more gobbos.

>>5426470
>white
>getting
All women are disgusting, anon.

You started with being a NEET and followed it with "carrying retards"

Truly the pot calling the kettle black.

>>5426471
Dwarf Fortress, Aurora 4x, Mount and Blade.

>>5426479
>mfw when I see failed normalfag wageslaves posting stuff like YEAH BRUH BEING A NEET KILLS YOUR SOUL BRUH
>there are people in first world countries who are so indoctrinated that they think being a slave and wasting all your time getting worked to death is preferable to wasting all your time doing things you enjoy

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>>5426489
But Anon, I like eating, and having shelter, and having an internet connection.

Just make friends with people who are on your level.
>but literally no one is on my level dude
Then start making money off of it through competitive, streaming, or something else if you're that good.

>>5426460
find something that challenges you if you're so good. you should be able to find a better job and move up since you're so proficient.

And go pro at something since it comes easy to you.

>>5426479
how long have you been a neet
>>5426477
on the same boat, bu i'm a neet
luckily don't have to pay for the weed, just the booze.

>>5426460
superiority complex coupled with being dumb does that to you

>>5426460
>be a NEET
>get carried by society.

its a small pond isnt it?

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Sure has been a lot of goblin posting lately.

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>>5426485
I'm a schizoid so I prefer the reclusive NEET life anyways.

>>5426492
>>5426494
I never said I was good at anything. My point is that people are generally bad at things I would expect would think would be standard for an average high functioning individual.

Do I have to carry you retards as well and teach you a basic level of reading comprehension?

>>5426495
What is society giving me exactly? I'm interested in knowing what exactly the tax payers are providing for me.

You didn't get anywhere for carrying shitheads IRL? Usually managers notice if one person is a non-retard in the group.

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female goblins are cute

>>5426460
You're full of shit. WoW has a low skill ceiling. The team with the highest gear score and coordination wins every time, you can't carry shit.

Go back to your job of being the office bitch and start being a productive member of society servicing your superiors.

>>5426482
Clearly someone never had a job here.

>>5426497
>everyone else is bad but I'm not

Sounds like the Dunning Kruger effect to me, kiddo.

>>5426475
>special snowflake shit
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

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Do your arms ever get tired?

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>>5426460
>git gud at Dominions 4
>wreck shitters hard
>they band together against you, like 5v1
>you still wreck them hard because they are shitters

>>5426460
Do a difficult profession and get a job with smart people

>>5426499
What about cute boy goblins?

>>5426500
>The team with the highest gear score and coordination wins every time, you can't carry shit.

wrong

lower geared raids have gotten world firsts in the last 3 expansions

most recently in WoD the world first archi kill was missing about 6 legendary rings relative to other guilds and still beat them

>>5426504
You got a good laugh out of me, friend.
Thanks for the good times.

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>>5426460

>>5426460
I would so proud OPs pic hours straight

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>>5426507
im only a homo when it comes to scales. but i dont mind what other people like

>>5426510
>I REALLY wanted to post my new favourite existential joke somewhere but I haven't been able to use it anywhere except for reddit yet so I just posted it here

>>5426508
>wrong
>the skill floor is lowered

Wow congrats retard

>>5426475
Naw bruh they tightened up. In witcher 3 its just normal combat, sort of like Shadow of Mordor. The first two were shit though

>>5426513
>joke
How is this a joke.
OP is acting like he's the only intelligent human he knows. He act like he's surrounded by idiots.

He do not realize that he's one of the idiots from other people point of view.

>>5426497
>muh reading comprehension
I said if. If you're not so good, the rest of my post still applies, find people on your level.

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>>5426497
They really are.

Looking forward to the possible model update.

>>5426518
was meant for
>>5426499

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>tfw incase's ggoblins

Quake

http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1905780

>>5426460
>retards retards retards
Quite the broad vocabulary you have there

>>5426502
using the dunning kruger effect in practice makes you a victim of the dunning kruger effect

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>>5426499
I get the feeling that someone at Blizzard really likes goblins as well, considering slutty armor is ridiculously low-cut on them.

>>5426497
Fire service if your house begins to burn down. Ambulance service if you begin to suddenly die.
The emptying of your bins for youLaws and enforcement on landlords preventing them from letting the property you live in be unfit for human habitation. Law enforcement as a whole actually so you dont get robbed/murdered for your pocky stash.

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gobs are for ____

>>5426516
you're so self-aware anon

how do I reach your level of enlightenment

?

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>>5426527
Tender loving and providing for.

Pretty much any 1v1 game will not require you to carry anyone, try fighting games

>>5426462
>poker
>luck

Pick one

>poker
>gambling

Pick one

Are you people retarded or what?

>>5426526
>services that I've never used once in my 20 years of life

Yeah, I really feel like a leech. You got me there, Anon!

>>5426528
Simple. Just think and dont think in White and Black? There is no absolute in life except death.

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>>5426512
Please do not sexualize the gators

>>5426533
Whoa....

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>>5426533

>>5426460

Learn to code

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>>5426527
IMPREGNATING

>>5426533
If you really want to think outside the box, we can't even be sure if death is absolute.

We do have the immortal cancer cells of Henrietta Lacks after all. She may be technically dead, but part of her lives on to this day.

>le I'm superior to everyone typical millennial maymay

kek enjoy never owning a home you worthless cuck

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>>5426513
>new
>implying

>>5426460
start getting actualy good at a FPS, RTS or fighting game. The rest are casual bullshit

>start playing FPS
>carry retards every single game
>carrying anything in a FPS
What kind of fucking absolute garbage FPS were you playing anon? BF? come the fuck on. WoW and BF, even CoD would be an upgrade at this point

git fucking gud you sad sack of shit

>>5426520
Examples?

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Start lifting and exercising . You will have to carry yourself through the pain and exhaustion . Fuck everybody else senpai.

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>>5426460
>goblin girls

You're alright OP

>>5426523
Because the point he was trying to make would be so much different 3 different terms t describe retards instead of just one. Goddamn retards

>ywn have sex with a plump orc lady

Sounds like you are quitter OP.

>be NEET
>Got a job at all
I don't believe you.

>>5426546
It would make him seem like less of one

>>5426540
Lol. You do know that even actual 'superior' people born in the 80's and onwards are facing a future of never getting to own a home. Ever. For the vast majority. Even people with good jobs. Not mcjobs. are finding the cost of living so exhorbitantly prohibitive that home ownership. Children off to college etc. Let alone ever paying off their own education debts is just a fucking pipe dream.

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>>5426460
>thinking hes the sole person that carrys the weight
>solo that dungeon, BG, raid, FPS match if yor so great
>start your own company if you are soo great
>bitching when his mom carryed him and got him the job
you entitled little shit

>>5426551
That's only if you live in a third world country

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>>5426536

>>5426524
To form a coherent sentence about the dunning kruger effect, you must first understand what it is.

>>5426460

An education. Perhaps science. You know, something difficult but attainable, that will improve you and help others and not be a HUGE WASTE OF POTENTIAL

Why are /v/irgins so averse to educate themselves?

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>>5426520
>InCase's goblins
>34-San's goblins

>>5426556
reading is boring

video games have cute girls

>>5426539
>the immortal cancer cells of Henrietta Lacks
That was a pretty interesting read, my friend.

>>5426558

>Student population in most developed countries is nearly 60% women

Going for a degree will get you closer to get laid than any game ever will

>>5426551
I don't know what it's like in America, but in Canada owning a house is fairly easy for even minimum wage workers outside of huge urban centres.

>>5426543
>>>/aco/872566

>>5426489
>A day of work for a day of pay
>indoctrination

I've been there, doing all the mental gymnastics in order to convince myself I'm doing something I enjoy over something I don't. You probably rationalize everything by saying that people are idiots for striving for material things and relationship which won't matter given time while you spend your life having a good time and will end up at the same spot in the end, dead, except you will have had fun and he would have worked all is life.

Truth is, some people have something you don't, and it's not "indoctrination", it's called dignity. These people understand that if everyone was like you, there would be no food, no homes and definitely no tasty government money for you.

Ever played a game where getting average-good ank in a relatively easy stage pissed you off, you want that best rank to prove yourself you're better than that ? Now apply this to your whole life and you'll slightly understand the concept of dignity. But you already do. I don't think anyone can be a useless sack of shit and not realize in their core that they are before tapping into their delusions to twist it around.

>>5426539
Nice article. Weird that they are still not dead.

>>5426460
If you're thinking of work. I enjoy programming. It minimises the need to talk to others.

>>5426461
Yeah, OP sounds like a huge asshole. First post best post.

>>5426562
Oh that ones, fucking gay stuff

I was feeling like leveling up a goblin

Herirloms still only 30%+ exp? (chest/shoulder/pants)

>>5426525
can you link the armor set friendo

>>5426563
>Ever played a game where getting average-good ank in a relatively easy stage pissed you off, you want that best rank to prove yourself you're better than that ? Now apply this to your whole life and you'll slightly understand the concept of dignity. But you already do. I don't think anyone can be a useless sack of shit and not realize in their core that they are before tapping into their delusions to twist it around.

Not him, but it's funny you use this metaphor. In the same way that some people don't give a shit about 'rank in a video game', some people don't give a shit about whatever ambiguous shit "not being a useless sack of shit" entails in your eyes. It's all about perspective, and yours is close-minded and shortsighted.

>>5426567
Incase does a lot of fay shit but the gobbos are pretty much dedicated to shortstacks and prostitution.

>>5426460
Moar obese butts

>>5426563
both are wrong artists are the only ones truly living life, the rest of us are the maintenance crew for them

>>5426544

>This

>Haven't lifted in nearly 10 damn years
>Goto the local gym yesterday
>Knw my squat & OHP would be shit
>Dunno if I'll do worth a damn at Deadlifts
>Manage to Progressive Overload my deadlift upwards of 210lbs+
>literally around 90% of my total bw

Monday can't come fast enough. Holy shit.
gotta work on abdominal, obliques & Pec activation.

>>5426515
>The first two were shit though
>lel why isn't the combat in this RPG any good >.< xD

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>be NEET
>self medicate/escapism with weed, incredibly addicted
>sit in my room and play WoW all day
>smoke weed constantly
>brb smoke break
>pray to whatever is out there that I will overdose on weed one day
>divorced
>stuck with custody of my wife's son
>just want to get rid of him
please
let the weed kill me, lord
please make it end

>>5426576
>divorced
>stuck with custody of my wife's son
what the fuck dude how did that even happen or are you doing the wife's son meme

>>5426573
Yes we did say thick, now post some BBW

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>>5426563

>this is what wagecucks actually delude themselves with

>>5426460
You must become the shitter anon, that is the only way to be happy in this life.

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>>5426562
>that thread

I'm in physical pain

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>>5426562

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>>5426578

Is there a single game with cute goblin girls?

Is there a game where I can marry them?

Spending nearly 100% of your waking hours on wasting time will rot your brain, my dude. NEETdom has made you bored of your hobbies, go camping for a day or hang out with friends and you'll start feeling less shitty

>>5426576
If he's not your son why the fuck do you have custody?

>>5426586
memes

>>5426460
Other than 1v1 you don't. Actually putting effort into what you do is something casuals and normies refuse to do.

>>5426577
His entire post is about ODing on weed. The fuck do you think?

Start playing an instrument. Playing video games is cute, but playing an instrument really well is astronomically more difficult, and will get you mad pussy, even if you can only strum a couple chords with rhythm. Women get hypnotized so easy with music.

>be neet
>receive autism bux
It's a good life bros

>>5426568
http://www.wowhead.com/transmog-set=322/revenant-plate

>>5426583
>Gala

Continue...

>>5426531
No, you're retarded.
It's gambling, even the biggest "GAME OF SKILL" faggots will admit that.

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>>5426583

>>5426460
>I AM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING I DO
Could always kill yourself you narcissistic fuck. Although then you might be stuck "carrying retards" in the afterlife.

>>5426594
>like goblins
>hate every single piercing/nose/ear combination available to players

feels bad man. there's like 100 more combos that only NPCs can use

>>5426499
That reminds me of that one furfag who made a fucking worgen demon hunter persona

So glad it cannot be a thing

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>tfw japs don't draw lady gobs
>tfw japs don't draw lady orcs
why do the gooks hate the green so

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>>5426600

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>I'm so good at life that I'm a failure

it's almost believable OP

>>5426603
it's shit.

>>5426602
nezumi

>>5426605
Your taste indeed.

Anyone else here just recently acquire a shortstack fetish.

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Tried asking the person how they got the skin, just keeps saying they don't have it, acting really confused and that they don't see it personally.

>>5426460
Why does this kind of fat character look so amazing in 2D but fucking disgusting in 3D?

>>5426603
>>5426607
>disgusting freckles
>downs syndrome face
>worst ears shape, with ear gauges

im sorry you're so wrong. use WoW model viewer if you want to check out the actually decent looking combinations unavailable to players

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>>5426598

>>5426611
>Not liking freckles.
Just fuck off.

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>>5426600

rate my gobby

besides which, they'd just be green gnomes with pointy ears if they didn't have things like the bone through the nose

>>5426610
>that
>fat

>>5426460
>be NEET
>play WoW all day

This is the only believable part of your post

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>>5426460

>>5426609
its a secret from that vault scenario in pandaria, you can sometimes get vault keys from doing mission boards and one thing you can pick up is the keys to that scenario its the only way to get them now

might be another secret artifact skin im thinking though

>>5426462
Fool

what does goblin pussy taste like, /v/?

>>5426618

thats the subtlety skin. combat is rumored to have something to do with thunderfury bindings, and no leads on assassination

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>>5426612
Get a grip of yourseleves thickfags

>>5426621
ah ive only read up on them a bit since i havent gotten my rogue up to 110

druid ones are frustrating as no one seems to know where feral comes from

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>>5426622
>that picture

>>5426613
>liking skin disease

after you

>>5426614
too low res and covered in TBC-era goggles to rate

but it's shit

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>>5426625

ur a shit. tbc era goggles are best because they're not covered in worthless garbage but don't look like colored glasses like vanilla goggles do

>>5426626
im sorry I hurt your feelings. if you like low poly models with low res textures, by all means, enjoy

>tfw NEET for 5 years and still loving it every minute

I have so much time to play videogames I like and listen to the music I love. It's awesome. I also recently started learning new cooking recipes so I can make some delicious stuff for myself.

>>5426620
Nitroglycerin and coins.

>>5426600
NPCs are literally the same models/options as players.

>>5426460
I have an absolutely love for goblins

MORE GALA

>>5426630
they literally aren't. use WoW model viewer and see for yourself

they cut tons of options because they didn't want to "overwhelm" players with choices

>>5426620
Crude oil

>>5426596
Chromie is cute!!! And retardedly strong, especially on the new map.

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Did someone say goblins? Did I hear goblins?

>>5426503
He hasn´t played the Gothic games , I suppose.

>>5426635

not to mention her power over time. which she'd use exclusively for her pleasure. as soon as you get tired out she'd rewind and you'd be ready to go again. could go on for centuries

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>>5426636
>warcraft goblins are nymphos that breed like rabbits
Go ahead and kill some, ain't gonna make a difference.

>>5426596
why did you post a picture of a dragon in this goblin thread

>>5426569
so you're saying its close minded to believe that happiness can be achieved by contributing to a society thats ensured you can live a live of leisure without fearing death all the time?
Get fucked bud.


You can hate on the modern realities of life on this earth but don't trivialize the sacrifices other people make that allow pieces of shit like you think that way. Your entire life is a short sighted view of reality.

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>>5426632

>>5426460
>think you're smart
>work for others
You're the retard here

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>>5426562
>Scroll up and a bunch of great shit
>then the thread goes REALLY off the rails a bit after this post
And thank you for reminding me why I don't go to /aco/.

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Top tier waifu.

>>5426597
No. They won't. Anyone who actually plays poker will tell you it has nothing to do with the csrds. You play the people on your table. That is it. Skill based gaming alone. Go fuck yourself if you cannotintopoker

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>>5426642
Gala is more fun when she's with a spoilsport like Bonnie.

>>5426642
what is her name

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>>5426648
It's in the post I replied to.

>>5426647
More

>>5426644
Looks fine to me. Nobody's even posted the egg comic yet.

>playing games where you rely on random fuckers to back you up
setting yourself up for a loss there, mate.

>>5426639
They don't fuck just anybody, though. You better have more than a few coppers in your pocket.

They're the embodiment of no money, no honey.

>>5426646
Mahjong objectively requires more skill to play well than poker.

>>5426462
Every game has a portion of luck, even Chess.

>>5426642
>Great thick artist
>draws like 2 pictures a month
These fucking guys and their OC characters who get popular enough to just get drawn by other people

>>5426655

yeah. I hate it when my pawn randomly moves one square in any direction

POST MORE GOBLINS PLEASE

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>>5426658

k

>>5426657
Whites have a higher rate of wins.

>>5426660

because they go first. nothing random about that

>>5426660
That's first turn advantage, the only way straight chess is random is if colors are assigned randomly.

Like, there's loads of chess variants that involve randomization, and you picked that.

>>5426661
The random is who plays with whites.
If you win the coin flip, you have 2-5% higher chance of winning the game.

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>enemy pawn attacks your queen
>they get a critical hit

>>5426664
>every piece has 1 hp
>crits just gib the piece

>Attack enemy queen with my queen
>miss

Fucking hate this chess RNG bullshit

>>5426460

>be NEET

Kill yourself.

And don't vote democrat before you do.

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>>5426656
That might be one of the few things worse than an artist starting a Patreon.

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>>5426520
>>5426557
>incase

>>5426668
Post the ssbbw Gala pics

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>>5426670
Don't have them, sorry. That shit's gross IMO.

>>5426647
>>5426649
>>5426668
to much ass

>>5426671
Why wouldn't you want even more of Gala's lucious booty?

>>5426672
D U B L I N
U
B
L
I
N

>>5426673

I'm Irish.

>>5426460
learn a trade skill so that you have a higher chance of dealing with similarly educated people and less job shitters.

also
>tfw no goblin wife to spoil

>>5426626
Please do not pretend that in-game goblins look anywhere near as good as their fanart.

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>>5426673
Sometimes too much is just too much.

>>5426675
Don't pretend to be me faggot.

>>5426677

i don't. doesn't mean i can't think they look cute

>>5426654
That isn't the point.

Poker is not a game of luck or gambling.

It is skill alone that determines success.

>>5426678
I don't agree with that notion, Gala's at her finest when the ass is at its largest possible

>>5426481
lol is it okay if i steal this

>>5426670
>Super Saiyan Big Beautiful Woman

I agree with Gala poster. Sucks having a mild fat fetish and people start posting whales.

>>5426681
>known universe consists of two squishy orange spheres
Is this what you wanted?

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>>5426681
"At it's largest possible" has the risk of looking like a landwhale.

>>5426680
so what happens if someone starts playing randomly

>>5426654
lol no.

In poker, you can dodge a royal flush.

In mahjong, if someone tsumos on their first draw they get 48000+ points and there's fuck all you can do about it.

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>>5426685
Speaking of which, something like pic related is fine but pretty much everything else this guy draws is way too big.

>>5426680

How so?

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>>5426527
Raidin'

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>First it was sightly chubby
>Then it was firm but wide
>Then it was just full on lardass
>Now people aren't even bothering anymore and it's literally just a step below inflation

>>5426687
>you can dodge a royal flush.
Not for free if you're paying the blind, and that's if you can literally read people's minds.
And the odds of someone (most likely the dealer) first turn drawing a hand that valuable is less likely than a royal flush anyway. You're more likely to get 4 of a kind several hands in a row.

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>>5426691
Fatfags were a mistake.

>>5426685
but that's what I'm into

>>5426691
Fatfags come in many flavors
>thiccfag
>guy who thinks he's a thiccfag but posts girls that fit into one of the lower categories
>fatfag
>obesefag

Fatfags can like thicc girls but not obese girls.

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>>5426694
https://exhentai.org/g/962180/42fd8b5182/

>>5426690
does she have a name? could have sworn ive seen this same character drawn before but in a different art style.

>>5426660
just like real life

>>5426692
What he means is that you can buy the pot before the opponent makes their flush since they'll almost always need the turn and/or the river to make it. And since it's much too rare smart players don't bid into trying to make it and therefore you can misrepresent your hand as stronger than it is buy betting into the pot. Which. Unless you suck. Or someone's running a count. You can buy that pot and never face the flush.

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>>5426460
I came to this thread for Goblin booty.
Not to hear OP jerk himself off.

>>5426534

funfact: those butterflies are on that alligators face not to be cute for a picture, but to stab its eyes until it cries and drink the tears. Julia Butterflies (Dryas iulia) is the species name

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>>5426698
No idea.

>>5426689
In the gold standard of poker. Texas hold em no limit. You play the people. Not the cards. Its a skill game of manipulation and deceit. Politics and body language.

You can play the cards to an extent. But most of the time you are actually either underrepresenting your hand or overrepresenting. Cardplay mainly comes down to how tight or loose you decide to play.

The majority of hands you are either trying to see the turn or river for as little cost as possible. Or trying to sucker others into betting. Or trying to bluff them out of betting. AND ALWAYS trying to make sure no one can figure out what you're doing or figure out a pattern on you.

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>>5426703
Spoopy.

>>5426704
source?

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Doing EN for the first time, so far it hasn't been too hard.

>>5426561
Canada is currently in one of the worst housing bubbles the world has ever seen.

Seriously dude, I highly recommend reading up on that shit, especially if you're Canadian because you guys are going to get hit the hardest.

>>5426701
>before the opponent makes their flush
Comparing a hand made after the initial deal/flop to a first turn tsumo makes no sense.

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>>5426707
SLB

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>>5426703

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>>5426703
metal

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>>5426554
>dat filename

>>5426697
>sadpanda

I'm at work anon and I don't want to sign in, may I have that in nHentai form, please?

>>5426714
i don't get it

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>>5426460
Go to gym, walk a lot.

If possible walk to the gym and walk back and when it's not a gym day, walk some more.

Also, stop playing bad games.

>>5426716
no

>>5426716
[Carmessi] Date with Gala

go nuts

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>>5426717
Ace Attorney in english is set in America, but they eat sushi, visit Japanese temples and ect.

This is a double meta joke.

>>5426551
>tfw Dutch
>started studying last month
>got paid yesterday
>550 euro just for studying
>tuition is only 150 a month

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>>5426499
>>5426525
>>5426518
>>5426499
>tfw rolled a female goblin at cataclysm launch and never looked back

>>5426721
I got that part, but is it because she's Caucasian and looking like she's doing sprite animations?

Blizzard shilling is really fucking top today

>>5426723
Post some close & sexy screenshots

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>>5426639
>you'll never slide a coin down a goblin's butt crack

>>5426724
Yes. She's a white person that look like she's doing Stand animation for Ace Attorney.

>>5426477
huh i know that feel except the neet part.

>>5426729
Fuckiing France.

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This thread made me make a female goblin.

Thanks.

>>5426732
>worst starting zone in the beginning
>becomes the best starting zone a bit later

>>5426536
Post more of this goblin!

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>>5426732
Enjoy that stealth animation.

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>>5426715
>>5426736
I don't even like incase that much but his goblins are amazing.

>>5426732
I've never heard of that shit server before.

>>5426562
>an entire rar of gnomes and goblins
gonna need both hands for this

>>5426732
>having more than one character
Fucking casual
>b-b-b-but i already did everything possible, i need more characters

then your game is shitty and casual

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>>5426732
Same here
I don't even know how fuck am I going to level this little shit lock

>>5426741
Do it for her.

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>>5426711
>There's only 3 parts to it...

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>>5426527
exterminate

>>5426744
This is why women shouldn't have opinions that anyone takes seriously, those goblins would've grown up and raped her a few years down the line.

>>5426743
It was enough to jack off to em, a shame there isn't more

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>>5426602
>170933 results

>>5426572
>sincerely believing this

Since I like commissioning drawings from artists every once in awhile, I've ended up befriending a couple of them. They are the saddest, most unstable fucks I've ever met. They're always complaining about the lack of money, about how rent's coming up. Yet, at the same time they'll drag their feet when it comes to finishing commissions or attempting to find a proper job.

They're no better than fucking NEETs

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>>5426746
Last panel was worthy,the others were just telling a story.

>>5426749
I thought furfags were rich and artists made killings off them, how can they always be struggling for rent

>>5426670
courtesy of carmessi himself!

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>>5426748
we need to protect our comarade looks like he is in a struggle

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>>5426750
RIP in peace thread

>>5426754
More like RIP in pizza me.

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>>5426727

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>>5426743
Good stuff though

>>5426751
only the really famous ones are making a killing. the typical one you'll come across are south american shitters who survive off of nothing but ramen and their own tears.

>>5426659
This has done things to my dick and I don't think i'm able to stop it.

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i love all these stupid crazy proportions

>>5426757
Is that shit really the last one?
I can only find the 4 posted here

>>5426762
yep

she's ugly as fuck but that makes it all the more hotter 2bh

>>5426763
there has to be scat of her

>>5426460
I wanna FUCK a gobbo

>>5426765
scat is disgusting
exterminate scat fetishists

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>>5426765
None as far as I know.

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>goblin art makes them look 10/10
>goblins in game outdated model+especially face makes them 1/10

fucking kill me

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>>5426703
man, butterflies are dicks

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>>5426762

>>5426769
>being this gay

>>5426771
They look like disney villains

>>5426740
>having more characters is considered casual

You mean it's hardcore to only play one class...?

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>>5426771
My dick is really confused right now.

>>5426768
hard to believe with that much ass in the image

>>5426763
Was this bitch even a video game character?

fuck you

>>5426799
we /trash/ now

>>5426799
Welcome to /trash/. Seems we get a lot of /v/ threads here.

Bloody hell,it wa getting abit off topic but it was still vidya Godamnit

Time to post gobbo porn

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Thank god I can post porn now.

>>5426792
No, she's just some artist's OC that got really famous for some reason.

this is our board now
get ready for goblins

>>5426654
Utter bullshit. lrn2poker
Played my grandfather a lot when I was younger, I could literally never win because he predicted everything I did. Played my Chinese gfs family at Mahjong and even I could get lucky here and there.

>>5426872
You were also some shit kid that was easy to read

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>>5426845
Post some nigga.