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>>5416495
I'm afraid not. Just a zombie.
>>5416522
How nice. I can't make anything without Leviathan helping me.

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>>5416520
I haven't seen any, but hey, if that's what you think.
>He writes down a number on a piece of paper.
Here ya go. Don't lose it, could be worth millions someday. "Woah, you've got Chargebolt's phone number?! The legendary hero?!" That kind of thing.
>>5416522
Alright, I think it was just over there and around the corner, but I'm not totally sure. I also have no idea where I'm going, so you can lead the way and I'm sure we'll find it eventually. There were signs everywhere.
You said you're an embodiment of Russia? What's that supposed to mean?

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I want to erp with Adachi but I don't want everyone to think I'm a loser. What should I do?

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Role-playing is for fags.
Consider chugging battery acid.

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>>5416612
Seriously? Never would've guessed. Can you do that cool thing like in the movies where you take your head off and use it like a basketball?

>>5416632
>massages your feet

>>5416422
I'm not leaving
>>5416447
I don't know. I seem content going through the cycle of shit everyday

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>>5416632
Let me erp with Adachi instead.

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>>5416632
If you're serious, kill yourself.

I have a massive hole in my bottom lip pls help

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>>5416632
I want to Rinoa Rinoa's Rinoas.

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>>5416658
C-can I watch?

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>>5416661
It's cancer.
Trust me I know first aid.
My orders are for you to stop browsing /trash/ to reduce your exposure to the cancer radiation.

>>5416661
>sticks my dick in the massive hole in your bottom lip

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>>5416612
And it must always be soup you eat, дa? Not to be insensitive, but the stitches must be very inconvenient at times when you wish to eat.
>>5416616
Well, don't worry; I can always just lead the way for you, Denki! I am sure that the arena is a fairly small place - Well, compared to normal arenas, that is.
When I say "embodiment of Russia", I really do mean "embodiment of Russia". You see, I am like, ah... A personification of sorts for Russia. It will be hard to explain, but we can always talk about it while walking, дa? I've got time!
>While speaking, he begins to walk towards the corner, motioning you to follow him.

>>5416698
oh
>>5416701
>Screams in pain

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>>5416695
Everyone can watch.
We'll make it a public exhibition.

>>5416698
Izaya, help me.

I woke up four hours ago and I can't stop feeling weak and tired.

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>>5416640
I... actually I haven't thought of that.
>>5416711
I mean he did. Got a little nostalgic I suppose.

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>>5416616
>He looks at the number and raises an eyebrow, teetering with skepticism.

Worth millions... Hero? You don't seem much to me.
>>5416574
I pro-probably shouldn't of asked that question, my craves are... taking over...maybe for next time Ivan, you could explain it in less detail. I'm a glutton.

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>>5416654
Then maybe try something a little different? I've heard it helps to mix things up.

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>>5416740
Stop being weak. Easy.

>>5416695
>>5416659
In case you missed it.

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>>5416766
Tried it all, it all still feels empty

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>>5416658
>>5416695
How about we make it a threeway and call it a day?

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>>5416748
Ah, MADE food for you. At least, that's what I think you meant. Дa, many memories can be associated with food, I must say, but I am sure you already know of this phenomenon, дa?
>>5416750
Ah, you are a glutton. Apologies, Akatsuki, but I needed to explain them in detail so you knew what they were properly! Do not worry, I cannot think of anything more off the top of my head. They may have some of that stuff in Japan, I think...

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>>5416687
It's over

>>5416653
This guy has my attention now

>>5416725
We can skip the pre-exhibition testing I think

>>5416659
Yes I'm serious. Yes I'm a sick bastard

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>>5416711
>He follows along and puts his hands in his jacket pockets.
A personification.. So what, you're like some kinda mascot that likes being drunk and doing extreme sports?
>>5416748
Maybe you shouldn't do that, actually. That'd be kinda creepy and weird. No point adding cuts on yourself or anything.
>>5416750
Oh, hell yeah! I'm a hero in training. Heroes can get pretty big, didn't you know? Have you been living under a rock?

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>>5416832
Only if you do all the work

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>>5416850
>>5416884
Oh, okay.

I'm gonna go masturbate to Izaya now while calling out Yosuke's name.

>>5416850
>continues massaging your feet

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>>5416804
Maybe you need to ask a girl out!

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>>5416917
done that, everytime ended in dissapointment

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>>5416878
>He waits for you to catch up and then walks along slowly.
Not a mascot, per say, but merely a man that embodies Russia's qualities. I like vodka, I am gentle at heart, and I am a bit intimidating to others. There are many others like me, such as Alfred, a person that embodies America. He visits here sometimes.

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>>5416837
I didn't lose my memory, sir. I remember everything.
>>5416878
That is for the best. Wouldn't want to lose more of my body.

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>>5416897
Here lad, let me help you out.

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>>5416878
I-I...I'm 97-years old. It's a long story and yes, I can sense the rapid electrical pulses within your body.
>>5416837
You think? Food is everywhere Ivan, it's even that cookie you were hiding in your pocket. All I want is food to eat, nothing more, I'll eat my own gloves if I have to if I can't find food.

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>>5416897
>>5416985
C-can I watch?

>>5416902
You're a real pal, pal. Let me take my boots off now

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>>5416937
Hmm, maybe I'll ask someone out and you can have fun at my expense when I am rejected, does that sound good?

>reads peoples thoughts

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>>5416985
Thanks buddy, keep stripping those clothes off.

>>5417003
No, you had your chance to be involved in this.
It's too late now.

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>>5416973
And I do not doubt you forgot anything; I am just saying that food brings back a lot more memories than you'd think. I'm sure you already know this, дa?
>>5416998
If there was a cookie in my pocket, I would be shaking in fear right now. So... You like food. I know that is a massive understatement, but isn't it a bit of a hinderance at times?

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>>5417023
no

>>5417003
>realizes he was massaging her boots the entire time
Oh... I'll be patient, and just as gentle.

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>>5417037
>You can chop em, cut em, whittle em, split em, sand em, treat em, varnish em, finish em, oil em, paint em, glue em.....

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>>5417047
Aww, is that you saying you care or just you saying it wouldn't be fun?

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>>5416955
So that's your quirk? To be like a country? Well hey, that's pretty awesome, but I'd pick Australia or something. They're pretty hardcore.
>>5416973
More of it? You look like you've got most of you!
>>5416998
Hey, I was just about to say the same thing about you. 97 years old, huh? You got some kind of electricity ability that stops your age? No fair.
>>5417037
"I wonder what Kyouka's doing right now.."

>>5417037
>Man, if only there were a sexy giantess that would pick me up and swallow me whole...

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>>5417037
>I'm tired... I wish I had friends. I'm horny. My mom did a really good job cleaning my room today. Not that it matters since I'm the only one who will ever be in my room. I wonder if I'll have any dirty dreams tonight. Wouldn't itbe strange if someone was reading my thoughts right now.

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>>5417037
>my feet hurt
>this thread is too dead
>i wish i didn't feel like i was dying
>i want to make love to ibuki

>>5417108
>massages your feet

>>5417079
>hides Jirou folder

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>>5417037
"I pray that I don't smell to bad. I already took four baths today."
>>5417042
Not just that. Everything brings up memories for me. I guess cooking does for you?
>>5417079
I'm able to hide most of it away. Do you want to see?

>>5417124
Squigly is a stinky girl.

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>>5417121
>Pulls it out
>>5417124
...Should we go somewhere more private for that?

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>>5417037
>I wonder what kind of ice cream I should eat tonight? Hmm, maybe Rum raisin. A-also Haku.

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>>5417037
"Everyone will become one with me eventually. Everyone. I should speak in Russian all day to piss off Rika sometime. But, before I do any of that, VODKA~!"
>>5417079
Yes, it is a quirk of sorts. You see, as I am a country, I have lived longer than I look. About, say, 2000 years at the most. As for Australia... I think his name is either Jett, Ralph, or Christian. I forgot his name, but he seems to be nice. Very large eyebrows, however.
>>5417124
Considering how long I've lived for, yes, everything brings up memories, for better or for worse. Cooking is just a fraction of all of them, that's all...

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>>5417037
>You're going to like me, you're going to like me

>>5417041
I'll just cry quietly in the other room then

>>5417052
>takes boots off sexfully

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>>5417042
>
It is...and right now, I can't seem to control it -- it depends on how much power I've exhausted and through out my journey I've exhausted all most all of it. I need food to compensate the amount of power I've lost.
>>5417079
Yes. There is a distinction, that separates our corresponding abilities..I shouldn't really delve into the aspects of it, it's classified information.

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>>5417037
>".....I'm hungry."

reminder that if yo

>>5417151
>a cobweb falls on you
>it had an eggsac in it
>spiders explode all over you

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>>5417140
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>>5417151
Wha- Nonononnono! It's nothing like that. Just my arm and eye.
>>5417165
That is true but you keep bringing it up subtly.
>"If you consider being hit with a brick subtle then yes."

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>>5417198
What is it anon? Is Timmy stuck in a well?

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>>5417176
Hm... So food is basically what you need to restore your power, Akatsuki? What would happen if you didn't use any of your powers for a day? Would you just eat as little as you can, or would you still eat a lot?
>>5417203
Дa, дa, I understand that I am very persistent on a few topics. When I think of something, it sticks for quite a long while, you see. It is hard to describe without repeating a few things.

>>5417037
>matoimatoimatoimatoimatoi

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>>5417165
Seriously? That's too unfair! Why's everybody else get age-halting shit and I just get electricity? I mean, I'm not complaining about the electricity, but I want to live forever too!
>>5417176
Well whatever, I'm sure my power's more strong than yours. That's how exchanges work, right? You wanna exchange waves or something?
>>5417203
Oh, jeez, I thought you were.. Alright, forget I said anything. How'd you lose those? Wait, is that something I'm not supposed to ask, like a girl's weight?
>>5417201
UUUAAAHAHHHHHHHFUUUCK!
>ZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzap!
....
Hee heeeeeee, hee heee!
Wheeyeyy!

>>5417203
Its not your fault hwt methane happens to be a byproduct decomposing flesh and very smelly.

As a mortician I find such a smell to be endearing. I even have an air freshener that hangs in my car to remind me of the fragrance.

Please allow me to smell you more in depth.

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>>5417037
>cricket noises

>>5417175
>gently kisses the top of your foot, my hands doing the business end of the massage in ensuring those sore muscles are taken care of

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>>5417255
...
>He looks to the side, a sad expression on his face.
Living forever isn't as great as it sounds, Denki. There have been too many emotional traumas that have happened to me in the span of those two thousand years. I would explain why it is bad, but I am sure you're not interested, дa?

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>>5417037
(I think I'm running low on Sardines...No that just won't do! I must go out to the store at once, and remedy this horrible situation!)
(I should also pick up some Hellorade...maybe some Vanilla Hadok...)

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>>5417231
That is fine sir. I'm sure everyone does that from time to time.
>>5417255
I can assure you it is fine. They just rotted away. Oddly this only affected the left side of my body.
>>5417260
Good for you? I'm sorry but that is the most unsettling thing I have had someone say to me.

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>>5417274
>>5417037
>Setsuna! We like Setsuna. She is kind to us.
>n̵̥ḭ̝͈̳͕͔́ ̭͠j̷͉̞̞a̜̮̬̗̠ͅḿ̗̭̺͚̲bò̲̻͈͉ ͓h̩͍͖̙̬̦a̜̮i͖̣̠̥ͅ,̹͚̺̭͢ͅ ̶͓̘̜̣̫j͔̰͖͔̻̠͡a̫m̼͖͍͙̱͡b̯͉̙o͙̖̞̦̟ ̗̝k̲̱͎̼̮̳u͉̘̮̗̭ù̥̪̥͓͔̜̤ ̞n̦̟̞i͇̬̟ ̰̻̣̥̩̕n̴͍̳̞͈̬͈i̲͘n͖͉̹͇̞i̡̫ ̤͈͇̦͇̮k҉u̞p҉͕̦̮̬o̸͙̙͓͙̳͇t̵͖̮e̠̳̬̪̮̱̘z̼͝a̟̜͎̣̹̹

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>>5417037
>>5417154
>What if I was as styling as Kaito?

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>>5417297
I'll come to you and ask if I ever become immortal or whatever. No reason worrying about something I'll probably never get, y'know? Good luck with the rest of forever, though.
>>5417326
Really? Maybe your coffin or sarcophagus or whatever had a draft on the left. You think a healing quirk would be able to fix those? Maybe bring ya back?

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>>5417279
>slips some Gil into your waistband

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>>5417326
More than you think... Really, we have many things to talk about. I could tell you a few things that have happened during the World Meetings if cooking is something you're uninterested in.
>>5417344
The problem is that it is easy to become a country-- Okay, not easy, but it is still possible to do. I cannot tell you how to become one, but I am just saying right now that it is something that gets old after the first hundred years.
...Thank you for the good luck, Denki.

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>>5417231
Depends, my metabolism is quite weird, I'm a cyborg after all. I'm exhausted, good night Ivan.
>>5417255
Doubt it. Perhaps some other time child, some have called me a thunder god for a reason.

>>5417279
I wonder how long until someone memes that you're me

>>5417359
>happily accepts the Gil, still busy with the footrub I am giving you

So you want this to go further than a massage?

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>>5417386
Alright then, Akatsuki. Farewell, and have a good night!

>>5417399
Don't worry Shion, we know it's Blazikin

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>>5417037

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>>5417402
Nah man, I gotta treat my hoes right. You buy yourself something pretty

>>5417404
It's obviously mumen rider

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>>5417344
It would be nice having depth perception again. But I doubt it will bring me back to life.
>>5417383
I'm not the most interested in politics, And I wasn't criticizing you for your love of cooking.

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>>5417340
>Kaito brushes his bangs out of his face.
>Random backround sound effect of 'Ahhh~'.

>>5417404
w-who?

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>>5417383
Yeah man, no problemo. Not like I can really un-immortal you or anything, so it's the least I can do. Don't thank me, though. A hero would be able to help you with that, so really, that sort of just proves I'm not ready to be a full hero yet. Which sucks. I'm hungry.
>>5417386
Oh really? Don't get cocky! They call me the Stun Gun Hero for a reason, too! Thunder God? Ha! That's cliche as hell!
>>5417432
I'll call up Recovery Girl and see if she can fix you up. I don't know how well her powers work on dead people, though. You got a phone on you?

>>5417426
>He looks up and smiles
Thank you Rinoa, I'll put it to good use!

>>5417435
Erp fag that hangs around and has a serious foot kink.

>>5417464
Sounds fun :^)
Oh well, as long as you dorks don't think I'm going around doing that these days, I've mellowed out a lot from that shit.

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>>5417461
Unfortunately not. Thank you for doing this. My name is Sienna Contiello. You may also call me Squigly.
>>5417386
Good night sir.

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>>5417499
My name is Shion tho...

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>>5417513
No problem. If I'm gonna be a hero, it's all in a day's work.
Denki or Chargebolt, I don't mind which one you call me, since I'm not a hero yet. Nice meetin' ya, Squigly. Fun nickname you've got.

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>>5417516
wat

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>>5417433

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>>5417432
Oh, нeт, surprisingly the World Meetings aren't very political! They are like get togethers!
And, although you may not have been criticising it, I can tell that I've been much too persistent on talking about it to you. Apologies.
>>5417461
Ah, I take back what I said before, you are like America but much more tolerable. I do not mind being immortal, however. It isn't something I dislike, but... As for the food, I think that the stalls are right over... There!
>He points over to a few stalls bunched together on a nearby field, a few people working there. Ivan has a happy grin on his face.

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>>5417534
>This kills the Kaito.

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>>5417539
About time. Feels like we've been walking for hours.
>He steps up to the stall and starts rifling through his wallet, which was mostly empty.
Either way man, I dunno, but you seem like a pretty cool guy. I've never actually been to Russia, how is it there? Cold like the movies?

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>>5417543

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>>5417526
A hero in training? Like that invisible girl? That must be interesting.
>>5417539
I didn't want to seem rude but tiredness is quickly catching up to me.

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>>5417570
Yeah! Just like her! We're actually in the same class! You guys have met? That makes things a hell of a lot easier for me to explain, then. We just finished our first semester. We're actually both going to the most famous hero school in the world, so that's pretty nice.
How about you? Ever thought about being a hero?

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>>5417570
That guy ain't a real hero lady. He's only a hero by his standards. He's just an asshole to the rest of the world.

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>>5417568
>What the fuck even?
I am speechless.

>>5417570
Goodnight you precious little rotting cinnamon bun

http://nyanwaits.com/

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>>5417567
Mere minutes, more like. About twenty minutes? Bah.
>He looks around at the stalls, looking for anyone he actually knows.
Well, Russia isn't exactly the warmest of places. The winters in Siberia are below freezing, after all. If I were to describe it in three words, they would be, "Snow, snow, vodka". After the winter, a brilliant spring comes up and I love it...
>He shakes his head.
Apologies, I just remembered a friend of mine. Anyway, what is there we can buy?
>>5417570
And I cannot blame you for being tired. I am not exactly as emotional as America, so I must sound a bit boring at times, дa?

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>>5417597
It answers What if questions with face swaps

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>>5417616
Please stop, that's not even me.

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>>5417611
There's actually seasons other than winter there? Never would've guessed. Uh, here, let me look.
Hmmm... I see.. Yes... Alright.. That looks interesting.. Got it.
There's a lot of stuff I can't pronounce.

>>5417610
nigga I aint clicking that shit

>>5417649
It's worth it.

>>5417616
What if Putin was a female model?

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>>5417646
You'd be surprised. When I first saw the Spring, I was so confused because it was so uncharacteristic of Russia! It was still cold, but the sun was out...
Hm. What do you say we just buy some Pirozhki and be done with it, дa? It is a good snack!

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>>5417587
Sounds exciting. But I would want to explore more of the world first before that kind of commitment. I hope to see you when I come by the next time.
>>5417595
Quite a lot of assumption. I do not know the history between you two but I will not bring it up. At least not now.
>>5417606
Thank you sir. A good night to you as well.
>>5417611
It is not that at all. It is fun hearing different things about you. I didn't think you would be one to cook either. It's just time for me to sleep.

May you all have a wonderful night. I must retire for now. Good night.

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>>5417631

NGW?

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>>5417659

>>5417679
Tomorrow

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>>5417684
>>5417659

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>>5417672
There is no history between us. I-i just like talkin shit.

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>>5417691
>>5417659

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>>5417678
Something about this picture deeply disturbs me.

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>>5417671
Sounds like a plan. I'm getting pretty tired anyway, I gotta go plug in somewhere soon.
>He puts his hand in his pocket and pulls out a long phone charger.
>>5417672
Leaving? Yeah, I can't really blame you. Sleep tight, let's do something fun tomorrow.

>>5417697
What if Hitler was right?

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>>5417672
Ah, we Russians work in mysterious ways, Зaкopючки. You'd be surprised at what we love doing. Good night, Зaкopючки! Sweet dreams~!

>>5417697
What if ZUN was the Universe

first 60

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>>5417714
...Wow, Denki. That is very weird, I must admit, but I've seen stranger.
>He walks up to the stall and buys two Pirozhki for the both of them, handing one to you while he munches on one.
Do not be afraid to try it after you go to bed, дa? Pirozhki is good both cold AND hot!

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>>5417705

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>>5417744
Seriously? You Russians really have everything, don't you?
>He puts the USB of the charger into his mouth and looks around for an outlet, taking the Pirozhki.
Need anything charged? Just plug it into my ears or nose or something while I'm sleeping, it charges faster that way.

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>>5417716
Best I can do, it tries to filter offensive stuff

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>>5417765
Ah, being here for a few months kind of desensitises you to the point of calling a girl that lives in a TANK normal.
>He finishes off the Pirozhki and looks at you with a warm grin.
Do not worry, Denki! I do not have any of those things you speak of, but I would not want to disturb you anyway. Do you need to find an outlet anywhere?

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>>5417728

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>>5417705
>>5417631

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>>5417797
Eh, I'll find one somewhere. If nothing else I've got a portable battery that my g-, er, my friend let me borrow.
If you're here tomorrow we can chill or something.

>>5417831
What if Lenin was an Astronaut?

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>>5417848
Don't worry; I am always here in the afternoons, Denki. Either me or Alfred are always here, and it will be a good time all around! This kind of enthusiasm is usually expected from Alfred, actually...

>>5417831
What if Stalin was the president?

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>>5417864

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>>5417870
See ya then, then. Later, man.

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>>5417893
Farewell, Denki. Have a good rest!

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>>5417879
I figured out an easy way to beat the filter

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>>5417758
>>5417831
What if Kaito had blue hair? Do it!

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>>5417716

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>>5417907

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>>5417716

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>>5417930
>>5417716

Who gives a shit about kaito really and why isn't this a forced newfag meme?

>>5417917
What if AdolphHitler was moot?

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>>5417953
desu, I've never talked to kaito enough to know if he's a meme or not. He seems ok though.

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>>5417907
Took me a while to find the Hitler

>>5417953
It's just Wiggins

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>>5417964
>>5417991

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>>5418002
>>5417964

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>>5417927
Oh man, I'd look good with blue hair.
>>5417975
I know him like the back of my hand.
>>5417953
Apparently enough, though enough really isn't many.
>The meme everyone knows that I'm in is the kicking legs one, kinda sad about that though, it's a little unfortunate we lost someone.

I summon _____

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>>5418058
DIO

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First 24 for Autumn Games, no duplicates

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>>5418099
Calmasis

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>>5418099
Mitch the plant

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>>5418099
Eggman-kun

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>>5418099
King Kaito

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>>5418099
Lord Beerus

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>>5418099
White Heart

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>>5418099
Delta

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>>5418099
Ivan Braginsky

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>>5418099
Go

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>>5418099
Mumei

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>>5418099
V Lila F

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>>5418099
Akiyama Mio

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>>5418099
Green Girls

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>>5418099
The Star-Spangled Hero

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>>5418099
Komaru Naegi

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>>5418099
Cowboy

10 more

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>>5418099
Kosuzu Motoori & Fortune Teller

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Shelob

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Maximum Kek

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>>5418099
Celes

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>>5418099
Illya

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This gif I have of Stocking for some reason, I'm not even sure what it is

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>>5418099
Boat

>>5418146
Woah that's cute.
I'm going to have sex with all of them.

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>>5418099
Janemba

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>>5418099
Chase

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>>5418099
Histoire

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Swapped two of my own fillers out for the next two in line.

Requests, errors, swaps, make em. 5 minutes before we get rolling on the haunted hayride

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>>5418229
It is not cheating if there are two of us in the running, дa? Proceed!

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>>5418200
>Oh hey, I have that gif
>It's from the underwear run episode I think, pretty good episode.

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I wanna die.
This guy playing music keeps playing every cover he's done off key and this dick head won't figure out why I keep telling him to fuck off when he goes to light up a smoke next to an oxygen bottle...

>>5418239
Definitely not.

>>5418248
I have no idea what it was doing on my computer, particularly in that folder. I don't have much on here that isn't from like, 2012, especially in that folder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6tOvCqoNuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6tOvCqoNuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6tOvCqoNuQ

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>>5418256
Thank goodness! I was hoping that I wouldn't be doing anything wrong by having the both of us in there!

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>>5418256
>Well If I remember correctly, PSG was aired in 2010, so it's possible that you just saved a gif from the scene and completely forgot about it.

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Bloodbath!

>>5418271
BUT WHY IN THE SUBWAY FOLDER!?

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>>5418275
Finally! I was wondering if this was EVER going to start! And a sword? No thanks, I'll keep my halberd.

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>>5418275
>I believe the important question is: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A SUBWAY FOLDER? SERIOUSLY THE FUCK, BRUV?
>DID YOU SAVE A FUCK TON OF THOSE SUBWAY PORN EDITS OR SOMETHING?

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>>5418275
Day 1

>>5418285
I saved a number of them. Ask me 4 years ago why I did it, I don't remember.

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>>5418275
I found a canteen filled with water. What did you find, Alfred?
>"Dude, I found a lighter and some rope! This is totally wicked, bro!"

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>>5418275

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>>5418289
Night 1

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>>5418275

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>>5418289
B-Belarus? Is that you? No, no, it must be someone else...
>"Yo, miss Toriel's gonna love it when I give her this sick recipe! I've been doing it all day!"
>>5418305
...I-I hate the winter so much, and it isn't even winter yet...
>"Hey, where'd all my burgers go? OI! You lot! What did you do?!"

>>5418299
F

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>>5418311
>>5418299
Ohhhh Dannnnyyyyyy Booyyyyyy, The Pipes, The Pipes are caaaaaalllllinnggggg

>>5418305
Day 2

Neptunia = MLP

I want to rape mitch's corspe

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>>5418325
It looks like you have a lot to catch up on, Alfred~
>"Suck it, you Russian drunkard! The hero never gives up!"

>>5418327
JoJo = MLP*

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>>5418325
Night 2

>>5418327
You can't call everything popular with a cancerous fandom MLP

>>5418327
Neps are cancer sure, but it's more like, 2hu = MLP.

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>>5418344
Day 3

>>5418352
>>5418347
>>5418341
>>5418327
You're MLP

What is the MLP of cartoons?

>>5418359
Transformers

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>>5418344
B-Blergh. It's too cold. Someone get me some soup!
>"I'm so weirded out right now, dude. Get me an adult, damnit!"
>>5418357
Boss, seriously. I've heard this lecture a thousand times, I understand you completely.
>"Alright, so what if we made an American Jack O'lantern with the American flag on it?

MLP = Mega Large Penis

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>>5418357
Night 3

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>>5418420
Hm... Ma'am, what do you have in mind for Halloween this year? I could always suggest that you place a Jack O'lantern in a somewhat spooky place!

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>>5418420
Day 4

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>>5418435
Night 4

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>>5418454
Feast

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>>5418468
...A sickle? What a coincidence.

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>>5418468
Day 5

Have you guys ever looked at recent public pastes on pastebin? It's kinda....creepy.

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>>5418490
...No, why? What is on them, Brian?

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>>5418490
Night 5, place bets.

>>5418497
One of them was a list of yahoo mail addresses. Another had a bunch of globiptv links. Most of them are stuff like code, or settings you would put in a .txt file for a game.

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>>5418503
Aw... It is a stupid question, but can I give my points to Alfred, or is that unfair?
...Links and code. That seems to be quite scary in concept, Brian. What do you think they're for?

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>>5418503
Day 6, we have a winner!

>>5418511
The links appear to be for some international tv stations you can apparently stream, the code is probably for hobby projects, but the email list is the weird one to me.

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>>5418527
Congrats Green Girls!

>>5418511
Also yes, that would be tremendously unfair.

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>>5418533
Placements! The top 24 after 6 games are as follows, the total rankings of all 144 different tributes entered so far can be found here http://pastebin.com/W2mVwzTr

Rank ||| Tribute ||| Points ||| Kills ||| Games
1 ||| Alfred Jones ||| 110.5 ||| 1 ||| 4
2 ||| Rika ||| 105.5833333 ||| 4 ||| 5
3 ||| Gou Shijima ||| 98 ||| 4 ||| 4
4 ||| Emiya Kiritsugu ||| 90.25 ||| 3 ||| 3
5 ||| Kaito ||| 69 ||| 4 ||| 2
6 ||| Eggman-kun ||| 69 ||| 1 ||| 3
7 ||| Sorey ||| 62.83333333 ||| 0 ||| 2
8 ||| Xenomorph ||| 57.83333333 ||| 1 ||| 2
9 ||| Suzuha ||| 55.75 ||| 4 ||| 2
10 ||| V Lila F ||| 51 ||| 3 ||| 2
11 ||| Mumei ||| 49.5 ||| 2 ||| 2
12 ||| Kid Baki ||| 48.5 ||| 4 ||| 2
13 ||| Metal Gear Hope ||| 48.25 ||| 2 ||| 1
14 ||| Furry Porn ||| 46 ||| 0 ||| 2
15 ||| chara ||| 42.5 ||| 0 ||| 2
16 ||| Rinoa and Angelo ||| 41.5 ||| 0 ||| 2
17 ||| Emo Police-Kun ||| 39.5 ||| 1 ||| 2
18 ||| Junpei Iori ||| 39 ||| 0 ||| 2
19 ||| Roasted Yukine ||| 38.66666667 ||| 1 ||| 2
20 ||| Maria and Harusame ||| 36.5 ||| 2 ||| 2
21 ||| Fox girl ||| 36 ||| 6 ||| 1
22 ||| Cirno ||| 36 ||| 4 ||| 1
23 ||| Sanae Kochiya ||| 36 ||| 2 ||| 1
24 ||| Tabby ||| 36 ||| 2 ||| 1

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>>5418527
So Alfred still wins in the end... Congratulations to Green Girls, and thank you for hosting!
Hobbies and streaming are quite normal, but the email ones... Very creepy, and that means a lot coming from me.
>>5418533
...Aw.

>>5418542
I'd imagine it's for like, marketing purposes? I haven't the foggiest really. And stop whining, he's winning the whole thing!

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>>5418540
...WAIT, I'M FIRST?! SUCK IT, RIKA! THE HERO'S SO HAPPY~! Thank you so much for hosting, Brian!

>>5418554
You're very welcome. Keep on going strong, you're ahead of her by 10 points even though you've entered 1 game less!

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>>5418533
Congratulations, thank you for hosting~

>>5418563
You're welcome.

A. Did you sleep?

B. Too bad you missed it, you're still in 20th out of 144, but nearly 80 points behind Alfred!

>>5418540
Keep hosting while I'm asleep and see if I don't kick your ass

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>>5418551
Releasing email addresses are not really good for marketing, you know. A marketing STUNT, but not marketing itself. And I'll have you know that if I cannot win, I'll make it so HE wins!
...Of course, you said no, so I will stop pestering you about it.
>>5418562
>"Holy hell, you're telling me! If I manage to win this whole thing, I'm going to rub it in her face! THE HERO'S HAPPY~!"

>>5418571
DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO CHICAGO JUST TO TEACH YOU A LESSON

>>5418569
I got an hour of sleep, and missed because I was getting my shit wrecked in a game as my team mates just sat their and fingered their assholes preparing for the enemy's dick

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>>5418582

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>>5418587
Well played.

>>5418591
>my face the entire 8 hours driving there

>>5418579
To Ivan:
It's not releasing them, probably a mailing list they were somehow signed up for.

To Alfred:
>kissu

>>5418363
what cartoon?

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>>5418614
A mailing list, but why they would post it online is simply strange... Too strange, I must say. It would be distressing to see it without context.
>"O-Oi! Not now, I don't wanna be modest TOO soon! Just let me bask in how cool I am and THEN gimme a kiss, please! Rika's gonna be SO mad~!"

>>5418614
>when u eat too much taco bell and it catches up to u

>>5418637
Exactly why I was creeped out. Without context, it could be for anything. Those Nigerian princes trading info.

Oh fine, but we both know that's going to take literal days, not that you don't deserve it

>>5418646
>You're going to kill me with these.

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>>5418662
Or, you COULD take the comedic route and just say that it was just for a dating site. Really, anything can be made fun of to me.
>"Were you expecting anything less from America itself? Rika's gonna be SO pissed if I try hard enough, dude! Combine that with a Polish accent and we're gold~!"

>>5418684
Or it's the poor bastards who clicked on erectile dysfunction ads when browsing porn sites, could you imagine?

Of course not. I'm very proud of you, but you were already gold. She'll be so angry she finally missed a game, just wait till she wakes up!

Dead hour time?

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>>5418698
Yarp

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>>5418697
God, it would be HORRIFYING! Imagine just having that happen to you while you're having your downtime and then finding it on pastebin...
>"And the best part? She'll yell at me since I won (if I win, anyway), and she'll be so flustered after it! It's great being the hero sometimes!"
>
>"If she tries to fight me, however..."

>>5418714
I wonder how you would find that paste, it wasn't titled or anything. It would be a hell of a coincidence.


Alfred. What in the name of Teddy Roosevelt is happening in that picture?

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>>5418726
A hell of a coincidence, indeed. It seems so unreal.
>
>"What're you talking about, bro? Canadia just wanted to talk about me for something, and I just had my chainsaw with me, that's all!"

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>>5418698
Let's take this time to dwell on all the bad things in our lives and feel awful about ourselves.

>>5418749
I'd rather not. That pile is already overflowing.

>>5418749
>Remembers becoming friends with you
>Start feeling really awful
I hate you, spike.

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>>5418756
C'mon, Anon, it's always good to wallow once in a while.

>>5418773
That's the spirit.

>>5418779
k fine.

I've been miserable for almost a year now ever since my asshat of a friend took the girl of my dreams away from me and cut all ties with me.

I've lost 20+ pounds from depression alone and have no motivation to do anything, including hosting here or coming here often.

>>5418747
I wonder what else has been pasted there that's embarrassing. The erp list in and of itself would confuse a lot of people involved with Enterprise Resource Management

Ahhhh, I couldn't tell it was a chainsaw that close up! It looked like you were melting away.

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>>5418779
>always good to wallow once in a while
>always
>once in a while

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>>5418803
It would definitely be strange. "ERP? Is that sort of business term I am unfamiliar with?" It is both funny and a bit scary.
>"'Melting'? C'mon, dude! You know me better than that! Do I look like I'm melting to you? Nah, I'm still alive and kicking, and I'm in a mood! A good one!"

Daily reminder thatch love you guys and I hope you all stick together for a long time to come

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>>5418797
Jesus. I'm sorry that happened. Can't really offer much besides that.

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>>5418830
Here's a better reminder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYDIIyFDgws

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>>5418797
Well, Anon, at least you know what's wrong with you and how it's affecting you. Many have no clue, and that just makes them feel worse.

>>5418810
It is always good to take some time once in a while to wallow.

>>5418830
Now /this/ guy, he knows what's up.

>>5418829
Yep, Google ERP, it's the primary result.

I can tell, I think the last time you were this excited was when we hooked up back in late June.

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>>5418842
>always good to take some time once in a while
>always
>once in a while

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>>5418855

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>>5418855
Yeah. The always good is applying to the act of once in a while wallowing. The always is not disagreeing with the once in a while.

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>>5418851
What do you mean-- OH MY GOD. It's a business term? This is just so hilarious it's not even real! An ERP list being a business term-- HAHAHA~!
>"Yeah, but... Man, now I feel deflated. Yo, it's a silly and insensitive question to ask, but are we still together? I'm a lil' bit lost on it for some reason..."

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>>5418871
I always enjoy meme'ing you once in a while, spike.

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>>5418888
I'm glad you can get some amusement from me.

Nice digits.

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>>5418899
Same to you.

>>5418882
Right!? Some of the posters there have taken to using icons and logos used for the term as pictures in the thread, it gets me every time.

Alfred, that's up to you. I never wanted to separate at all. You're very special to me, and it still hurts sometimes when I talk to you, not being able to express it. I would love to be together again.

>>5418831
I understand. Thank you though. I'm doing my best to not let it get to me.
>>5418842
I wish that was the case. What I'm still asking myself is why she did it and why he did it. I know the mistakes I made, but I'm more hurt than anything that it went this far.

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>>5418933
How do you even manage to screw up that badly?! It's hilarious, truly! Totally hilarious~! If I knew ERP was a business term a few months ago, I'd still be dying to this day!
>"...Dude, like... I don't know what to say. I don't want to hurt your feelings, yet I think it's for the best we break up, bro. I don't want it to be like in the movies where we argue and stuff, but it would be for the best if we did. I'm totally sorry, dude, and I understand if you think lesser of me because of it."

>>5418947
Think about how irrational the passion you had for her could drive you at times, back in the good days. There probably isn't a good, logical reason why they did it, no matter how much everyone involved probably wishes there were.

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>>5418947
I know it seems pretty bleak right about now, but at the end of the day, human beings are strange, fickle things.

You'll be alright one day. Just allow yourself a little happiness once in a while, and try to learn something from the whole affair.

It'll be behind you soon enough.

>>5418955
It's amazing how acronyms can creep up on you like that, especially when ones are created for super niche online communities.

Of course not. I was under the impression we already had, even if we're still close. It's best to do it clean like this anyways. You'll still be one of my best friends here, don't worry about that.

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>>5418955
>>5418947
You both happen to be in luck since I'm a relationship therapist. What you need to do right now is just typefuck. Like right now. For everyone to see too. So go on. Release all those pent up feelings you've saved up for each other.

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>>5418933
>>5418977
ohp. Roped the wrong anon, but you know...maybe type fucking with russia and some fag will help his mental state in the long run.

>>5418983
I'd pay to watch it. Apparently Ivan is packing some major major heat under that coat.

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>>5418974
And, and, when I was searching up CCCP, the abbreviation for the Soviet Union, I found out it was an editing software as well! It's so funny!
>"...Good. I just needed to get this weight off of my chest, dude. It feels a bit weird actually saying that since the hero is always happy and now I'm like this, you know?"
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>>5418983
>"...Uh, you're talking to America, not Russia. Me. The guy in the image attached. Wrong guy."
>>5419006
Anon, please. I may be the "largest" country in the world, but I am not interested in those things. Perhaps some other time, if it ever comes.

>>5418977
Thanks Grimes. You never fail to make me smile.
>>5418969
Its been a year and it feels like nothing has changed, but I hope you're right. I just wish time went by quicker. I'm off to bed, so cya.
>>5418958
Thats what drives me insane. I'm the type of person that applies logic to things. What happened had little logic to build upon. Its that curiosity thats driving me a bit crazy.

I think I should rest, so I'll get some sleep and maybe host first thing in the morning. Night.

>>5419014
That reminds me of a not so subtle reference in 2001: A Space Odyssey. If you move each letter in HAL forward one spot, you get IBM. Also, that anon was me. Who could forget you boasting to Nonon about 9 inches not being impressive?

I wouldn't ever want you to be unhappy, especially because of me. That's why we've been sticking to brohugs, remember?


>>5419025
Goodnight. Hopefully you know where to find me if you ever want to talk about it.

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>>5419028
Ah, yes, I... Do not remember watching that movie, but I shall get to it sometime. And let's just say that I am the largest country in the world for a reason~ Hm. If I went over next door and did it with Canada, what would that mean...?
>"Yeah, I remember, but it just feels wrong considering other relationships to go after when it's not official we've broken up, yeah? I didn't want to seem un-loyal or whatever."