/TLHG/ - The Loud House General worse than Bendy Edition &g

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A happy Leni is a cute Leni!

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What is deviantart's obsession with crossing The Loud House over with The Mask?

If she's worse than Bendy, than is (your favorite Loud) hotter than Frankie?

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>>5412273
yes

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>Punches Lincoln after he surprised her with a kiss, when they were little more than acquaintances
>"Ronnie Anne is a monster! He's in an abusive relationship!"
>Luan gets Lincoln mauled by raccoons, solely for her amusement
>"I-it's j-j-just a cartoon! Luan did nothing wrong!"

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>>5412258
I don't get it either

>>5412213
This episode has inspired a new string of hot sadist Luan-Abuse in me.

Get ready guys.

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I want to discover the joys of love together with Lucy.

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>>5412451
READY FREDDIE

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Liked the episode, but didn't get much creative ideas from it.

Though, I tried an abuse thing. Tame, but something.

>>5412258
Noone cared who they were until they put on the mask.

>>5412451
me too, I just realized how cringy that would be ,though.

like instead of the cage, just lock Luan in the bunker and forget about it.

>>5412451
Starting my series off with Luan x Lisa.

>Luan had left the country for a few weeks, spending a wonderful time in Cairo Egypt for vacation! She was certainly glad to be enjoying time to herself. Before she had left, she had been mocked by that idiot genius girl, Lisa! She had made Luan out to be a fool in front of so many people she had been trying desperately to impress, ruining her chances of gaining a new circle of friends to make use of.
>At least in Egypt she was able to let the incident settle in the back of her mind.
>That was until a shady salesmen had made an offer. It was the kind of salesmen you'd expect to be a drugdealer, he was alone in a dark alley, covered head to toe in black robes. He had spoken Luan's name without her telling him her name, and he spoke of things that only she would know about.
>Like her humiliation, how she wanted revenge, and how she could finally make her dreams true of having her own personal sex slave. That is, so long as she wore this dull looking ring. Without a second thought, whether there'd be some kind of price or if it even worked, she accepted the ring and took off, placing the ring on her finger. The ring had gone almost completely forgotten until Luan was back home from her vacation.
It didn't take her long to spot Lisa out in public with a group of her friends. Rage boiled inside of her, and then she remembered the strange man's words, how she could apparently warp minds and reality with the ring.
>With a shrug, she concentrated a Lisa and tested her new powers by making Lisa casually tell her friends that she loves to eat shit, that she'd eat anyone's shit like a pig.

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The best sister ever is Lucy and the best game ever in the world is Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, and you can kiss my spurs if you disagree

>>5412501
I suppose something could be made of Lana having stuffed herself after eating all the rations, but that might be too fetishy.

>>5412035
>>5412086
Pheebs my man, I love you. I truly do

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Luan

>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks even more like a monkey than Luna does.
>Has no future.
>Even the baby is more interesting than her.
>Her episode got removed previously
>Thought an ideal date for her brother was an ugly fat chick
>She abuses animals, her own pets no less
>Her episode was a solid 0/10
>Her family clearly dreads her being around on April Fool's because of how insufferable she is
>Confirmed psychopath that doesn't give a fuck about others
>Ronnie Anne was the highlight of Luan's episode

Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.

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>>5412501

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>>5412529
2/???

>Lisa was casually talking about her favorite psychoanalytic theories, at her tender age she'd grown rather fondly of her passions and a respectable, if pretentious conversation like this wasn't out of place. Doctor Renner and Professor Merilyn listened intently, even if only half interested and tried their best to follow along, Doctor Renner cracking a joke inbetween every now and again.
>As Lisa was getting to her special final thesis she was oblivious to the tingling magic altering the pathways in her head, in her airwaves, her mouth taking a course of action on it's own and betraying her completely.

>"And so because we're raised in a socially culturally sensitive environment where culture takes precedence over biology, our sexual orientation comes to be through a complex system of signifies and social field of repercussions that inform our identity such as say- Shit. Or drinking Piss." Professor Merilyn and Doctor Renner's eyes went from drooped to wide open. "Eating shit for instance, isn't it just amazing? I love stuffing someones brown crap in my mouth. Smearing it on my lips, grinding it between my teeth, I'd love nothing more than to stick my face in your ass Professor Merilyn and taste your delicious smelly shits. I'd eat it, I'd eat anyones shit, I love eating it so much, I want to cram a hard brown log in my pussy to serenade the flavor and than suck on it before gobbling it down. Don't you concur that shit is the best tasting thing in the world?"
>Her mouth had went on autopilot, she only flinched then and there after realizing everything that she just said. 'What the FUCK?!?! I, why did I..' She struggled to come up with a good rationalization inside her thoughts for those words.

>>5412501
Why not draw Luan getting a different kind of creampie against her will?

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Have a Lynn. She's cute!

(And she's not a sadomasochist.)

Guys, I want to hate Ronnie Anne. And I think I have some ligitimately reasons to hate her. But every time she appears, she's just so based that I can't fuel my unjustified hatred. It's not fair.

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>>5412595
3/???

>Judging by the shocked faces of her two dumb friends, and the face of pure panic on Lisa's face, it seemed to have worked!
>Luan stared for a few moments, completely baffled that the ring actually worked! Then she began to chuckle to herself, laughing and trying hard to not laugh too hard.
>She didn't want to show herself to them. But a cruel smirk did grow across her face. She figured she might as well keep working her new found power, her control, over Lisa. Luan focused her mind, she figured Lisa would try to worm her way out of what she had told her friends.
>That just wouldn't do, now would it?
>She began working her spell, making Lisa to continue talking about how much she truly loved shit. How she would just love to be someone's perfect whore for the stuff. But that wasn't all. The man said she could warp reality too, so there was no sense in NOT trying that too!
>She began by making Lisa fart, and - hopefully - shit herself. To top it all off, she'd even have Lisa reach inside her panties and eat some of it in front of her friends.
>Luan had to admit to herself, this was entirely too much fun. Pranking all her other siblings was nothing compared to this.
>And probably too much power for any person to have. But hey, she didn't care if the world was fair or not. As long it served her, and her needs, then she was satisfied.
>Luan was now on a total power trip, a horror for anyone who knew what Luan was like. The thought of controlling Lisa so easily was even getting her tits hidden hard. The ultimate prank.

>>5412612
What about all her Dutch ovens? Surely that's some form of sadomasochism.

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>>5412529
>>5412595
>>5412642

i thought it was going to Luan who was abused
usualy when you say (blank)-abuse, its the (blank) that gets abused.
I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS

>>5412628
I think the best possible outcome both for her and us is to ship her with Bobby. Spic-cest is a win win situation. Nobody is against it actually.

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>>5412642
4/???

>"Lisa, that's a little.. unsettling?" Professor Merilyn said nervously, scratching her head.
>Doctor Renner merely shook. "Look I know I make pee jokes but, even that level of Irony is a bit hardcore for me."
>Lisa's face went bright red blushing, what the hell was she saying?
>She obviously needed an excuse, that it was merely a joke, a psycho thought experiment, any sort of rebuttal to her own statements- but her she felt was unable to detect the sparks going off inside her head as she continued. Try as her might, her words spoke for themselves.
>"It's no joke! I'm a perfect cum happy shit eater, it turns me on so much to even think about being such a dirty scatologist. I'd just love to be someones little shit-whore, sucking on their asshole and filling my gums and teeth with their yummy crunchy shits!" She said smiling, before she took a step back in panic.
>What the hell was she saying? What was happening?
>To her own horror, before any psychoanalysis could explain her break down, before any scientific rationalization could come she reached her hands down into her panties and gave them a huge stretch, the wedgie causing a massive PHAAAAFFFPP to unload into the air.
>She breathed in relief as the smell wafted to Professor Merilyn and Doctor Renner like a stripper given head, before sanity returned and she realized she'd let out a wet fart. Her mind was brimming with absolute humiliation at it all.

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>>5412612
Anon, Lynn is totally a sadist. That's, like, a big part of her character.
If you're going to spam a character, at least know them.

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finished shading, flock coloring is hard/shit. W/e Lynn is done

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>>5412213
Would any of you children like a pearl point?

You guys ever find it hot if Lynn just...cheats on Lincoln?

Like...they form a relationship but Lynn isn't happy and finds someone who is bigger and can please her

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>>5412709
Trade you for an invitation

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>>5412649
I dunno. I suspect that if Lincoln laid down the law with Lynn she'd respect him enough to stop. To her it's the equivalent of locker room towel-snapping - it's a bonding ritual.

worst artists and writers and why

>>5412714
No, go back to your cuckshit Moondaffyduck

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>>5412714
Cucks please leave and never return.

>>5412684
see
>>5412735

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>>5412714
Give me a scenario and I might do something

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>>5412612
Have a Lynn, She's hideous!

(And she doesn't practice proper hygiene.)

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>>5412731
CHAAAANDLER

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>>5412741

>>5412714
Lynn drives Lincoln into an incestious relationship, because she has needs. Lincoln gets into it because it's his first sreious relationship, and he doesn't actually get that incest is wrong due to youth.
Eventually, though, the "kink" of incest is gone, and Lynn wants a real relationship.

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We have to survive for four weeks.

We can do this

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>>5412661
>>5412683
Sorry for the confusion.

5/???

>Deep inside, Lisa was horrified. She'd not only let out a massive gross fart, she'd started to finger herself deep inside her asshole.
>There wasn't enough shit quite yet to make a big scene but with her hand deep enough in, she'd managed to pull her fingers glossed and caked in shit.
>Already she was pulling her panties down and smearing it across her nether region, what the fuck what the fuck what the FUCK she thought. Doctor Renner and Maryln covered their eyes, starting to walk backwards. "NO wait don't HELP-" Another zap went off in Lisa's head preventing any plea.
>"Help me finish this delicious crap." Her feces covered hands slipped into her mouth as she started to lick and suck on the shit, forcibly moaning as she ate the brown horrible smelling substance off the tips of her fingers and licking the palms of her hand. >
"Right, well we're going to catch the bus home. Have fun with- well bye." Doctor Renner said, not giving a second look as him and Maryln walked off disgusted.
>It had worked, Lisa found herself almost sobbing as she couldn't prevent herself from eating her own shit-caked hands out. It was almost too much for Luan, and this was only the bottom of the barrel for her revenge!
>The robed man gave her a careful lecture on the Ring's omnipotent powers earlier.
>Luan laughed endlessly, fingering herself and getting off to Lisa's complete humiliation! The fun of a prank, the exhilaration and high, the rush was just too much!
>She grinned sadistically and pleasured herself, groping her tits and slit after seeing the smart genius girl Lisa, brought to the level of shit. Her mind would be shit and life would be shit, Luan would make sure of it.

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>>5412703
What is Lucy sucking on?

any request?

>>5412811
Lynn cucking Lincoln

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>>5412810
banana

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>>5412790
6/???
>If Luan merely wanted to concentrate hard enough, she could contact Lisa directly speaking into her head.
>With enough application she could use the magic to puppeteer her body of course, or take outright possession of it, strutting Lisas body for a joyride, changing it as she pleased.
>One of the most deadly powers she recalled, was the ability to change Lisa's mind and life herself- by making the words come out of Lisa's mouth!
>Like a wiki to her life that 'Lisa' could edit, by forcing Lisa to speak words in sync with Luan any fact, thought, opinion or new statement would become a lie.
>If she stated with Lisa's mouth along with her own "Lisa is a Voyeur who loves peaking at asses shitting" or "Lisa has always had a crush on Luan", that too would become true.
>Even the past and physical reality could be manipulated, such as with a subtle statement like "But it's not always easy with these breasts, they do tend to drip milk often and swell like the dickens" Would give her a crazed lactation problem.
>All Luan had to do was whisper it, make Lisa repeat it and her forced-words would be inseparable from reality.

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>>5412768
That is the voice of envy.

She's hella cute!

>>5412811
I wish to see Lynn cucking Lincoln, while beta linc just watches and jerks his small cock

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>>5412811
Drawing request? If so then Luna wearing her pajamas with pic related being the design on her shirt.

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>>5412818
This and have Lynn make out with Lucy or something.

double the cucking

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I want to cuddle Lisa while she does my statistics homework

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>>5412741

>>5412818
This

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>>5412811

I want to see any of the Louds doing this. Unfolding a deck of cards where all the cards are the Queen of Spades.

>>5412714
>>5412764

You know how the coach said he'd put her on the team after she got better?

How about Lynn fucking the football team to celebrate after they win a big game?

>>5412861

I mean diamonds, shit.

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fuck it, I'll take greentext requests.
NO KEKS

Lynn deserves someone better than Linc.
He's so beta, bruh. She needs an alpha

>>5412731
>>5412772
Chandler/Lincoln when

>>5412879
Lincoln getting tired of Luan's shit.

>>5412879

Lynn crushing on Lori and awkwardly trying to hit on her.

>>5412879
Luan accidentally kills one of their pets with a prank.

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I haven't done this in a while since I'm a lazy asshole, but taking some requests or something

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>>5412891
He doesn't know

>>5412879
Lynn cucking Lincoln, yet he enjoys it because he knows his place

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>>5412827
7/???
>Luan was bellowing in laughter as Lisa's friends left her.
>They had abandoned her in her time of need! Not like it matter, she was in control her. She could have simply made them leave her and never speak to her again.
>But that would have been too easy. But Luan wasn't done making life even more horrid for Lisa. She began speaking directly to Lisa now.
>"Oh Lisa. Poor, intelligent and beloved Lisa. Look at how far you have fallen. You can't speak without bringing up shit. You can't even talk about shit without eating away at it like a stupid whore. And your friends have left you, no longer your friends."
>Her words were like venom, infecting Lisa's mind, cruelly tormenting her. This next part though, she focused hard.
>She wanted Lisa to speak in unison with her now. "In fact, I Lisa, will always remember my friendship with siblings like Lola and Lincoln. But they were never my friends. We're not even related. They have never once spent a day in their life giving me the time of day. And they will never be my friends ever again. I am not a member of the Loud household."
>And just like that, reality began to bend and warp. Lisa never had been friends with anyone nor would a member of the household, all her siblings forget her. But she could remember it.
>She'd be forced to endure the pain, remembering how they were friends, and how it was all like it had never happened.
>Luan took it another step forward, she was now actively controlling Lisa's body.
>She quickly began ripping away at her clothes, tearing them off in public.
>Once she was fully stripped of her clothing she forced Lisa to put her own stained panties in her mouth before forcing her to go back to Luan's home, the Loud House.

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>>5412742
I haven't done cuck shit in literal weeks, end this meme, s'il vous plait.

>>5412879
Luan mortally wounds a sibling in a prank and laughs at them as they slowly bleed to death on the floor

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>>5412879
>no keks

Requesting Lincoln getting cucked by Ronnie Anne

>>5412879
Lincoln snapping after a stressful day and verbally taking his frustrations out on his sisters.

>>5412909
Lincoln winning and or having a good time. At what? You choose.

>>5412501
How about going for a tragedy idea, maybe Luan's prank has gone too far, her laughter fading in horrific realization that her latest victim (probably Lincoln), isn't getting up.

Could also be Luna as the victim, if you wanted to add in some Luan/Luan emotional turmoil.

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>>5412811

Could you do Lincoln and Clyde as Brad Armstrong and Terry Hintz?

>>5412883
>Lincoln danced with 4 girls in a night like it was no big deal
>stole a kiss from his bully
>willingly took ALL the pranks to keep her girlfriend safe
>beta

He kissed one more girl than you ever did, and he danced with 4 more girls than you have in your entire life, anon.

>All these cuckk posts

O-Oh my

>>5412938
This is a good idea.

>>5412909
Lincoln with a scheming expression on his face.

>>5412840
>>5412818

>t. Samefag

>>5412909
Lincoln dressed as Phil from The Nutshack

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>>5412924
8/???
>Lisa gasped, she almost felt herself choke up the moment she heard the words, that unmistakable voice, it could be.
>"L-Luan! What the hell, what the royal fuck are you doing? HOW are you doing this?"
>Her usual eloquence and composure had been completely broken, stammering like a broken barbie doll. Before she even got any response, her lips again began moving on their own.
>"In fact, I Lisa, will always remember my friendship with Lola and Lincoln. But they were never my friends. They are not my family. They have never once spent a day in their life giving me the time of day. And they will never be my friends ever again."
>"What-NO!" But the instant she said it, reality rewrote itself. It was true, Lincoln nor Lola or of her sisters hadn't once thought befriending Lisa was worthwhile.
>She was the gross nerd girl in school that had always spent way too much time in the bathroom and never spoke to anyone.
>But, that wasn't true! She had two sets of contradicting memories, still remembering that they were supposed to be her friends! Her family! And yet, she knew in this reality they utterly weren't, that in this reality it was unconscionable.
>"What, did you just do? Why are you doing this, Luan I swear I-" She didn't get the words out, her eyes going into a glassy trance as her body was possessed by Luan's control, Luan inside her causing her to tear apart her clothes, stripping completely nude.
>Her eyes were crying as she walked to her homes own doorstep, her panties dripping in her mouth without any way to control her own body.

>>5412955
Cucks need be put in front of a firing squad and erased from existence.

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>>5412947
Here are they're sprites too. Kind of hard to find good references otherwise.

>>5412950
>Becomes a punching bag
>Be the bitch of a relationship
>Crossdressers
>Scared of his own gf
>Alpha

No anon, he's a beta sissy that badly wants to be dicked and you're self inserting yourself with him.

It's okay though

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>>5413000
>>5412947

>>5412879
The Louds finally snap on April Fools day and brutally beat Luan to within an inch of her life

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>>5412955

It's just one guy, ignore him.

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>>5412982
9/???

>Luan had made Lisa wait at her home, stark naked in the neighborhood.
>Sure enough once she got back home, Lisa was waiting there, tears streaming down her face.
>Luan gripped at her cheeks, a grin plastered across her face. "Don't look so down. Your life isn't so bad. I can always make it worse."
>It was more of a taunt than anything, because she absolutely intended to make Lisa's life even worse, regardless of how she felt about it.
>Luan unlocked the house and pushed Lisa inside, quickly slamming the door behind her. She focused again.
>"I Lisa, am addicted to shit. I love being covered in it. I love eating it. I love being shit on, and I love just pushing my own shit out. And I have an unreal amount of shit, and I must listen to Luan and do anything she says."
>She stopped and smirked as reality warped. She was purposefully leaving Lisa's mind intact. Only slowly whittling it down.
>The torture was being stretched out until Luan got what she really wanted.
> "See? Isn't this better for you Lisa? Now, go get yourself some diapers to wear. They are in the cabinet over there."
>She lazily pointed toward a cabinet, filled with nothing but packages of diapers. She decided to focus again, going even more mad with power now.
>"I Lisa, have giant breasts, that just won't ever stop leaking milk. I like to drink my own milk."

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>>5412909
Have the kidos find a dead s.t.a.l.k.e.r.

Lynn deserves to be happy, why not give her true happiness?

>>5412911
Doesn't know what?

>>5413013
>Actually believing this
Yeah sure and the trump posts are just ironic.

>>5412995
You'd be the first to go then.

>>5412909
Maid Luan or sister of your choice doing a curtsy.

>>5413009
Better yet, they work together on an elaborate prank in order to exact their revenge.

>>5413048
After you. I insist.

When does real criticism hours begin?

>>5412879
Lynn and Lana or Leni and Lola doing cute things together

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What do you guys think of the fic "Love in the Loud House"?

>>5413004
I accept my defeat over your "crossdresser" argument. I can't justify that. Not so sure with the rest of what you pointed out, but I'll give it to you anyway.

Congratulations, anon.

Okay let's do this. Let's forget Lincoln and Lynn for a minute. Who would you guys ship Lynn with?

>>5413080
I love Pheebs. I truly do.

And I'm not gay

>>5413097
me

best/worst anons

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>>5413023
10/???

>Luan, by the time she opened the door had already dried her eyes, the physical control wearing off by the time she walked into the door to see Luan standing there.
>Once she got past the initial embarrassment and shock, that little scene of horrors that had disturbed her reality so Lisa had time to think on the way back. Now she knew who was responsible for this.
>She was also aware that Luan had a way to manipulate her, to change reality.
>She wasn't sure how yet but this was all part of her ploy, not the result of a wrathful eldergod or psychotic breakdown but a petty bitches little prank, a purposeful intent on her total humiliation.
>She couldn't give in, Lisa swallowed all of her courage and dispersed it into a cool collected calm, giving in to her humiliation for time being until she came up with a plan.
>She'd let Luan have her fun, stroke her ego and make sure she paid her dues when this was over. That calm, while feigned was half-shook up when her words came out.
>"I Lisa, am addicted to shit. I love being covered in it. I love eating it. I love being shit on, and I love just pushing my own shit out. And I have an unreal amount of shit, and I must listen to Luan and do anything she says."
>And then Lisa knew it was true.
>She also knew it was due to Luan's power over her- but that didn't make the new thoughts and memories any less humiliating.
>When she tried to close her eyes and rationalize Luan's words away- she simply couldn't, images of shit, of men and woman shitting, of eating shit and being covered in it, of chewing it, tasting it, her mouth started to water.
>She loved it so much. And yet, she hated it, HATED it.
>Luan was grinning like a maniac, laughing at her best prank yet! Her sister, brought down to the level of a shit eating whore. It was her greatest work.

>>5413097
Lucy. The contrast between goth and jock is delicious.

>>5413088

I really like it. It's horrible shit, of course, but it's bad in a ridiculous and inventive way that makes it interesting to read. I thought I knew where it was going, but then, uh, the chapter 5 ending happened and it really threw me for a loop.

>>5413097
Not Clyde

Can someone draw Lynn as a cheerleader please?

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>>5413097
Clyde, of course.

>>5413113
I like Anonymous.

I also like Anonymous.

I don't like Anonymous though. They're the worst poster in this thread.

>>5413097

Luna, Leni, Lana, or Lori.

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>>5412612
I like a Lynn.
I like to draw Lynns.
I like her toilet humor for some reason.

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>>5413097
Lucy.

>>5413080
is Chandler the true alpha?

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>>5413034
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. seems like such a frustrating game. How the fuck were you supposed to know that monster was out there?

>>5413097
Clyde.

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>>5413116
11/???

>She knew why this was happening and how it was all part of the ploy, but rationality of the fact did nothing to undo her intense feelings shot got out of imagining herself devouring shit wholescale, the fantasies irrespective to reason.
>She was only lucky that Luan was playing it coy with her torture, leaving out statements like 'And that's all how Lisa remembers it that way"
>or "And I've never known anything else or seen anything wrong with it", she had to utilize that fortune to massive effect.
>She took a mental note of the last statement of Luan's- redundant considering she could already possess her body, she wouldn't have to calculate for it as of now.
>The next statements, were similarly problematic but manageable.
>As Lisa openly proclaimed herself having giant breasts without a hint of subtly, the blunt statement sent her chest expanding outwards as her tits swelled, going from B cups, to double D's and then double G's even.
>They flooded with milk and dripped slightly.
>Her own words took effect and thoughts were disrupted by the jiggling, the scent, the thought of her delicious... warm.... smooth titty milk. Lisa closed her eyes shut. 'Focus.' Analyze. Fight back.
>She turned back towards Luan.
>"Ha ha. Having fun yet, you sick son of a bitch? It's interesting that you think some measly juvenile change of physical affection to my appearance would offset me. Especially since your punishment involves, well my own enjoyment in the very process? Like it's one thing to say I have huge tits, but to say that I 'like', as in derive pleasure from this, instead of incurring my hatred and debasement? It's funny, I just think it's funny. You were never really funny, but that's my take."

>>5413097
Clyde

That black magic woman line was so forced.

>>5413113
me right now

me later at night

>>5413145
when are you making a clynn fic?

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>>5413088
I love it, the premise is generic, the characters are REALLY out of character and it's edgy as fuck

But I love it

>>5413097
A spicy meatball sub, She will never find true love and will eventually choke on a really spicy meatball all alone in a shitty cheap apartment.

>>5413097
Outside of incest I cant really see her with anyone

>>5413097
Lisa is the only true answer.
Classic jock and nerd.
Lynn can help Lisa with her experiments as a test subject.

>>5413097
me tb h. I'm the best ship for her

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>>5413177
12/???

>Luan just laughed at Lisa's feeble attempt to make her mad. She was in complete control and both she knew and Lisa knew it.
> "Oh Lisa, you still don't get it, do you? This isn't some mere parlor trick. This is reality now. My reality. And You're going to remember how reality used to be. You think you're so smart. And yet, I'm going to drag you down. You can't resist. You won't resist. For someone so smart, you should be able to see how your mind is going to break down. That you won't be smart any more. Every bit of you, that makes you you, is being rewritten. And there will always be the memories, of how it used to be. And how it will NEVER go back to that.
>She glared at Lisa for a moment before deciding to prove her point.
> "I, Lisa, freely give in to Luan's will. I no longer resist, as I am now her cum addicted slave. That this how my life has always been, but I will always remember the old reality."
>Space, time, and reality, all began to warp again. And Lisa was now in a shit and piss filled diaper, on all fours in front of Luan.
>She cackled madly at her prank. She had gone completely insane.
>"Don't you get it, you dumb whore? You belong to me! No matter what, you are mine now! There is no going back, so why don't you help yourself to some food!"
> She pointed to an open diaper on the floor. The once white puffy diaper had a mountain of shit out in the open. Practically inviting Lisa to shove her face into her own waste.

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>>5413162
Live and learn I suppose

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>>5413188
I...uh, already did a long time ago.

Don't go looking for it.

>>5412895
>>5412905
>Flies scattered as Luan approached the rotten roadkill in the street holding her nose.
>"Whoo!, I'll bet THIS'D make both a smile, and a stomach turn upside down! hahaha!"
>picking up the week-old infested flesh with a pair of tongs she'd nabbed from lisa, Luan went the long way around and snuck into the back yard.
>Slipping into the back door, she placed the squirrel carcass into Charles's food bowl and hastily covered it with a rare can of soft food normally meant as a reward for good behavior.
>Lincoln was sitting on the couch reading a comicbook when he noticed Charles dash in from the front-porch where he'd been sleeping.
>Curious, he looked over to see what had drawn him.
>He spotted Luan, patting charles on the head and encouraging him to "Eat up!"
>Luan speed-walked past the couch and up the stairs, giggling the whole way.
>"Great, what could she be teaching to do this time?" Lincoln gumbled as he rolled his eyes.
>The last time Luan had done any animal training, it had been to fill his bed full of feces!
>Lincoln didn't have long to worry, as he overheard an awful *HworK* noise.

Friendly reminder that Ronnie Anne got hit by a truck, not a bus

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>>5413238
13/???

>Lisa rolled her eyes, her rants as predictable as ever.
>"Interesting. You have the cunning of every supervillain and dark sorceress gone mad with power ever, should I be taking notes? Reality.. memories.. nope, still not impressed."
>Despite her spoken words, images and thoughts of eating shit and someone sucking on her breasts remained. " The moment Luan's next words spoke through her mouth, her eyes perked up.
>"Oh, oh yes! I'm sorry for the mean things I said, I submit! I was so wrong, you're superior to me and I want to eat your ass and munch on all the shit I can!"
>Her finishing words, of her remembering the old reality hammered her like a mallet, causing deep seated cognitive dissonance.
>Reality had splintered- she kept her reason, her knowledge that this was fucked up and wrong, but she couldn't help it!
>As far as she was concerned, despite all logic otherwise she wanted to bow down and pleasure Luan, to tell her how right she was and how she loved her. Her own sense of preservation and desire for freedom, in terms of action were utterly overpowered by her sense of loyalty and submission.
>Even while calculating plans to overpower Luan and stop her control, that very control ensured she'd never take action, like an automatic voice in Lisas head protesting against any action.
>Her sympathies had gone on autopilot, and Lisa knew whatever part of her that could still resist had to be used efficiently and escape soon- right after she let herself be used as efficiently as possible, for Luan.

>>5412879
How about a story where Lincoln is the oldest and has to deal with his sisters wanting the Lincoln Log?

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>>5412939

>>5413259

It's just one of those things at this point. Like how everybody says "Play it again, Sam" when that phrase is never actually said in Casablanca.

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>>5412965

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I want to kiss this smug underaged minority

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>>5413257
Oh boy he's doing it!

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>>5413162
>How the fuck were you supposed to know that monster was out there?
You're not, any trip you make in the wilderness is a dangerous one.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. isn't a quick easy game for the sake of entertainment, it's an immersive and constantly tense experience that forces you to get good, after a while you can almost sense there's monsters afoot so you listen to the roars and prepare for a fight.

>>5413295
Nice.

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>>5413281
RADICAL

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>>5413281
Good shit Luigi.

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so a while ago we were messing around with the idea of giving all the Loud siblings Stands, unfortunately I was away from /trash/ and /tlhg/ for a while and never saw what we settled on, so I figure I'll just post my ideas again and restart discussion;

Lori- [RHINESTONE EYES]

Leni- [CLOUD OF UNKNOWING]

Luna- [ROCK THE HOUSE]

Luan- [SUPERFAST JELLYFISH]

Lincoln- [STARSHINE]

Lynn- [STYLO]

Lucy- either [GHOST TRAIN] or [LAST LIVING SOULS]

Lola- [GLITTER FREEZE]

Lana- [WE ARE HAPPY LANDFILL]

Lisa- [NEW GENIOUS] or [MUTANT GENIUS]

Lily- [KIDS WITH GUNS]


of course now we'd need to come up with appropriate abilities for each of them as well, only one I'm somewhat certain of is [Kids With Guns], which I'm thinking despite being a seemingly normal gun, will shoot anything except bullets(if mostly to avoid the kinda obvious "baby shoots itself with own gun" thing from happening)

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>>5413275
14/???

>She loved her so- she HATED HER. Savage memories, running through her head, keeping her mind in contradiction, this was Luan's strategy. The ultimate comedy of her prank. It was savage.
>If she'd erased all her old memories and made her a powerless ass-kissing slave, her humiliation wouldn't be complete, not if she didn't remember why she hated this, not if there was no sense of her former self left to humiliate.
>The only fortune in this plan was the knife in her heart right now.
>"Of course Luan, I'd love to!" She said against her will, well a part of her will.
>Her cognition sparred with itself for a way to beat this madwoman.
>The rest of her gladly grabbed the diaper and pigged out, stuffing her face against the soft fabric and chewing on the putrid smelly shit inside.
>Science, Psychoanalysis, self observation, dubious facilities and mental gears running smeared into a hard stop momentarily with her mind drowned in pleasure, the shit- she knew she needed to think but she couldn't help it.
>It was SOOOOOOOOO good, like the most delicious thing she'd ever tasted.
>She wanted to chew on every last bite of shit, even if it was wrong, and humiliating, she couldn't deny that for whatever warped reason right now eating shit felt so heavenly.

Honestly, am I the only here here who doesn't care about S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?

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>>5413295
Yellow Grinch approves

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>>5413320
No. Honestly, there are lot of things that people obsess over here that I don't really care much for, but whatever.

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>>5413320
At the very most there's like five stalkerfags in these threads so no, no you are not.

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>>5413319
15/15

And just to go the extra mile

>Luan still wasn't done utterly destroying everything that made Lisa, well, Lisa.
>She had already taken her friends away from her, removed her from the family, she had completely objectified her breasts, she was a sex slave now, and she couldn't resist the taste of shit any more.
>All of that still wasn't enough. She was thinking too small still.
>No, she'd show Lisa just how much power she REALLY had! She decided to alter her own life.
>"I, Luan Luan, am beloved by all. I'm queen of this world, my word is law. And everyone under my rule gets to freely watch the televised usage of my pathetic shit loving slut Lisa, and how she is a publically used whore who will eat anyone's shit straight from their ass. She even goes so far as to bathe in it, and wallow in it, and with every bite of shit she slowly becomes dumber and dumber, thus needing more shit."
>Reality broke down once more, and everything changed again.
>They were now in a palace while Lisa was still eating from the diaper.
>There were cameras actively televising Lisa's debauchery to the world. And there were two people who had just arrived at the palace. Her former friends, all of her form sisters and siblings, both ready to serve their beloved queen by feeding her pet Lisa their shit.
>Neither nor any of them seemed to care about Lisa, or acknowledge they were once family.
>All they ever knew her as was the queen's filthy shit loving slave.
>Luan smirked, knowing the horror of eating shit would now make her dumber, and Lisa would be completely powerless to stop herself from partaking.
>Her prank against the genius girl, had reached it's head. Things would never be the same since.

Fin

>>5413318
...Why are they all named after Gorillaz songs?

Better yet, why isn't one named 'Electric Shock'? That was one of their (admittedly unreleased) tracks as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4MnnlkGlFw

>>5413361
.....You have problems, you know that, right?

>>5413318

I've always liked [Velvet Elvis] as Luan's Stand name.

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>they didn't stop to help Clyde

lol

>>5413257
Keep going

>>5413402

Ronnie really is growing on me. I like all of the characters, really.

>>5413388
And you're posting on /b/ HYPER-SMUT edition on 4chan in 2016. I'm a writer, what's your excuse?

Just got done watching all of last week and this week's episodes and i'm just happy i'm finally caught up

>>5413429
>I'm a writer

>>5413419
Even Chandler?

>>5412909
something in the vein of >>5413303 except instead of STALKER it's Bloodborne instead(Lucy seems like the sort that would like Bloodborne), maybe in the second panel have Lucy dressed as either the Doll or Eileen, and Lincoln in the Hunter outfit on the cover

>>5413374
felt it made sense to have them all have songs from the same band(as they're all related), plus we're supposed to be getting news about Phase 4 soon so all the more appropriate

as for Electric Shock, maybe that could work for either Lisa or Lynn, I'm not completely happy with the choices I chose for them

>>5413393
if I weren't doing a theme here then that'd be something to contemplate(that or a Weird Al song)

>>5413257
>>5413300

>As Lincoln entered the kitchen, the revolting noise increased in volume.
>Charles was standing rigid and hurling wave after wave of mushy treats, green putrid gore and maggots with every pump of his stomach
>"EEUUGH!" Lincoln covered his face while backing away.
>He backed up right into someone, turning his head he saw Luan grinning down at him.
>"Guess you'll have to HURL your comic schedule into next week! HAHAhahaha!"
>She dropped the mop at his feet and returned upstairs laughing the whole way.
>Lincoln sighed, picked up the mop and put on a game face as he reapproached the disaster zone.
>Charles was now laying on his side in his own vomit, panting heavily and whining as he rolled his eyes around to Lincoln
>Lincoln frowned down upon charles and lifted him up out of the mess, carrying him over to the mud-room to rest as he cleaned.
>"Sorry boy, Luan can be pretty inconsiderate, huh?"
>Charles continued to pant and whinge, a tiny trickle of green mucus still running out of his mouth.

>>5413429
>I'm a writer

I'm a writer too, but I don't go around posting literal shit

>>5413361
>give us pastebin

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>>5413454
>Bloodborne Louds

I really want Leni as Lady Maria, I bet she could rock that outfit.

>>5413454
There's plenty of unreleased Gorillaz tracks out there - do you want me to name some of them for you?

>>5413449
Fine.
I'm a writefag.
Clearly there's a difference but is it really that out of place for /trash/?

Dead hours

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I dare ya to post something less ugly than frankenstein here.

>>5413474
You know we've had scat and hypno threads on /trash/ before right?
You all sound like a bunch of moralfags.

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>>5412968
I want to die

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>>5413488
I honestly don't see Leni as a good fill for Maria, Leni would probably be Rom cause, you know, stillbirth of the mind.

>>5413466
I can't wait for the next part!

>>5413493
Dude, this is /tlhg/, the only reasons we're here is because we were banned from /co/. I'm not one to knock on fetishes, but you can't honestly expect people to accept it here on the general.

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>>5413508
lol I read that post in Luan's voice

>>5413508

Don't you mean MORE ugly?

>>5413508
Oh WHAT THE FUCK

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>>5413508

Reminder that Lacy is an abomination of incest

>>5413489
I'm aware of a lot of them(at least the ones for Phase 3 cause while they didn't get an official "Sides" album a lot of those songs are available if you know where to look), but feel free to share any you think might be a good fit, especially for Lisa or Lynn

>>5413531
neat

So, I first posted my fic on Fanfiction, but yesterday I posted ch1 on Pastebin. I'm taking my time to post them because I want to fix some grammar mistakes and typos. I'm pretty sure no one gives a fuck here, but I'll give you the links anyway.

The fic's called Requiem for a Loud. It's about Lincoln fucking dying. I'm pretty bored right now so I'll see if I can fix ch3 tonight.

Chapter 1
http://pastebin.com/Lh5s8Apz
Chapter 2
http://pastebin.com/4qnzgL7y

>>5413480
Here you go.

http://pastebin.com/Z1i4jrgX

>>5413540
Fair enough. I thought this place was a little more open (Isn't it basically /d/+/b/?), but I'll respect your opinion and modify my approach for future reference.

>>5413318
>Lucy's stand isn't "DARE"
If you guys do this, you can use the following link:
http://www.onlinecharttool.com/
To make a graph for each stand with their stats.

>>5413393

Caliborn already did that, actually.

>>5413635
Eh, some of our guys here like the more strange fetishes, but most posting of it is just (You) bait and to get a rise out of people.
Scat and gore for the most part no one actually likes here, sounding too while piss is a bit more iffy.

>>5413489
Mr. Softy's Balloon Race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOW50H3r6GY
Don Quixote's Christmas Bonanza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2qMpVke-wE
Dub Dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5MvQzZ8mpo
Gor Beaten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FHQWA4dCFk
Apple Carts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G8e2jP4HoU
911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JuSfTIf6dU
Hand Clapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOeRafpt7H4
Whirlwind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts9FHLSE3uY

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The louds discovered dwarf fortress today

>>5413674

Yes, that's why I bring it up. I thought that was a really good name. Fun to say, fits Luan's character, evokes a strong image.

>>5413726
>Lucy
Muh Banana

>>5413466

>Lincoln prepped the sink with soapy water and began scraping up the bigger chunks into a trashbag.
>Charles could feel that he hadn't managed to remove all the maggots from his system, the squirming inside him was hideous, and he was simply out of energy.
>He continued his whining as much as he could, watching Lincoln work the entire time.
>as Lincoln mopped the stains, he didn't notice the whimpering slowly fading
>after a moment, Lincoln noticed that charles had stopped panting.
>He looked over his shoulder and saw Charles's eyes closing slowly.
>"Well, it looks like he could sure use a nap after that one, I know I would."
>turning back to the job at hand, it was another 15 minutes before the floor was free of slime and grime.
>wiping his forehead, Lincoln turned back to charles with a smile.
>as he walked closer to charles, he noticed something.
>Charles's sides were barely moving, the wheezing was almost inaudible.
>kneeling down, Lincoln rubbed charles head to wake him up, but the dogs eyes only fluttered open for a moment.
>Lincoln jumped to his feet and stared down fearfully for a moment, before backtracking across the living room and knocking on his parents bedroom door.
>His father opened the door holding a couple of ties in his hand.
>"Sorry Lincoln, I'm in the middle of re-sorting the ties again after SOMEONE mixed them up again!"
>They both heard Luan cackling from her room upstairs.
>"But dad, Charles looks pretty-*SLAM*
>...Sick".
>Running his fingers through his hair, he dashed for the stairs and up into the hall and began knocking on Lisa's door.

>>5413642
didn't feel spooky enough

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>>5413751
Oh man, I know the other request said for the pet to die, but I can't help but hope Charles turns out okay.

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the final chapter of What You Wish For. New content begins on line 837.
Thanks for sticking around for the last chapter, anons.
http://pastebin.com/aE5k2pCg

>>5413453
Especially Chandy Wandy

>>5413526
IN THE NUTSHACK
IN THE NUTSHACK

>>5413611
I, for one, appreciate you doing this, and I really like what I've seen so far. Keep it up, dude!

>>5413751
Time for Luan to die

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Too many stories of Lincoln slaying pussy like it's no big deal besides a little nervousness. Who'd like to read a story where he actually has to learn the ropes?

http://pastebin.com/AkyXZRhE

This is a rough outline of the first two parts I had in mind. Basically, Lincoln's going through puberty early and his older sisters are concerned he might grow up with the incorrect ideas about women and potentially embarrass himself down the road. They team up to teach him about stuff his school never could. Lisa also joins in to track his progress and generally be a wisecracking little shit. Also, the plan is for him to have sex only once in the story, at the end, as a test. Probably with Leni to see if he can perform without being intimidated, plus it's room to write funny moments with Leni being dumb.

>>5413896
Lincoln Louder did this idea well

>>5412879
>greentext
Lincoln having sex with the ghost of his stillborn sister.

>>5413896
jeez, thank you for spoiling the end

>>5413896

I like the idea. I remember reading Brother and Sister and the bit where Lincoln says "I'm only 11 years old!" shook me out of the illusion - hey, this kid IS only 11 years old, what the hell? I'd like to see a story where he really does slowly learn how to be a good lover rather than just being Casanova right out of the gate.

>/tlhg/ hates the new episode
really, I found this freaking entertaining. Honestly, this week's episodes were great, except Fair To Remember

>>5413995
We hate Luan, not the episode itself.

Man fuck Luan.

Based savino proves once again she's worst girl.

At least the Leni was cute.

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>>5413995
>/tlhg/ is one person

The episode was good, but Luan a shit

>>5413989

Oh come on, it's not about what happens, it's how it happens.

>>5413972
How does that even work? Wouldn't she just be the ghost of an infant then? Can ghosts "grow up"?

>>5413611
>I'm pretty sure no one gives a fuck here

I care, man. I read Requiem for a Loud on FF and even made a review on it (dunno if you remember or read it, but the fucktard Guest that foolishly hoped that House would cure Lincoln in the future was me).

I love it. I honestly only read up to Chapter 4 and forgot to check up on it. I've just noticed you updated it to Chapter 7! I'm about to read them right now

What compelled you to put it inside Pastebin now?

>>5413598
The list of songs I'm aware of can be found here - >>5413702

I'm certain that there's more, but I don't know their names.

>>5413995
What this anon said>>5414011. The episode was pretty funny and Ronnie Anne was surprisingly good at the end, it just made Luan the worst sister.

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>>5413972
I'm okay with this

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http://skycow.us/r/TLHG

Weekend time bruvas, lets draw

>>5413828
Loved it.

>>5413751
>>5413804
hope is a funny thing

>Lisa called out from within.
>"NO DISHTURBANSHES! I am at a critical juncture!"
>"B-b-but Lisa!"
>Crackling began, and the piston noises from within increased in tempo
>"NOT NOW, Lincoln!"
>Lincoln danced in place for a second, looking around.
>Luan watched him from her doorway with a smirk before snickering and closing the door even as he ran to her.
>Lincoln stuck his tongue out at the closed door before racing over to Lori and Leni's room
>he dashed into the open door and spotted Lori painting her nails while balancing the phone on her shoulder.
>"Bo-bby! you said we could go out tonight! I'm still getting ready NOW!"
>Lincoln skidded to a stop in front of her.
>Lori glared down at him and simply shook her head.
>Lincoln clasped his hands and began whispering
>"please Lori, charles is really sick! I think he need to go to the vet-"UUGH! Lincoln, the dog is FINE! he probably just got a bad batch of kibbles or whatever, Sorry boo-boo bear it's nothing, WELL I DON'T CARE what's going on at the warehouse, that's literally the manager's problem, not yours!"
>Lincoln scrubbed his face with his hands as he walked back out into the hallway.
>Feeling weak in the knees, Lincoln made his way back downstairs
>As he walked back into the mudroom, his blood ran cold.
>Charle's hadn't moved an inch, and a fly was crawling across his face with no reaction.
>Lincoln kneeled down and waved away the fly and lifted charles head, he was limp.
>placing his ear against him, Lincoln couldn't hear anything.
>He gasped as he witnessed a single maggot wriggle its way past charles lips, and then another.
>then one wriggled out of his eyelid.
>Lincoln slapped a hand over his mouth and stumbled backwards before tripping over his own feet.
>rolling over onto his front, he began crawling back into the livingroom, choking back both bile and his tears.

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>>5413995
I thought the episode was good and it honestly made me like Luan more than I did before

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>>5413995
Episode was great, Luan was great.
I think people are expecting every girl to be some angel of goodness, or to have some deep hidden depth that explains every single action they do, but Luan has always been the prankster and jokester, day one, and this episode took that to a fantastical extreme.
Her antics were over the top and great, and it really says something about her dedication to the craft and how everyone, even the parents, feared her, on that one day. It baffles me how people think Luan needs a "redemption" story after a great focus like the one we just got. I'm not throwing away the want for an inner look into what makes her tick, but I'm not going to let that get in the way of how her character is, now.

>>5414052
Ghosts can change their form depending on their level of maturity, If a ghost died a child it could have the urge to grow up alongside their alive peers

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>>5414054
Wow. Well, thank you, kind anon. I'm glad you liked it.

I initially posted it on Fanfiction because, since it's not lewd or anything, I thought you guys wouldn't read it at all. And also I take 1-2 weeks to update, and everyone here seems to update too fast. But everytime I lurk the general I see everyone talking about fics, and it kind of sucks to be left out. I'm posting it on Pastebin to see if someone here on trash gives a damn about it.

I belong with you, /trash/. I just want to be acknowledged by you guys.

>>5414133
Thanks anon, glad you liked it!

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>>5412846
I hope you like it.

>>5414144
And now I need to spend time with my dog

This episode all but confirms yandere Luan.

>>5413526
Now draw Bobby as Tito "Dick" Dickman

>>5414144
Fuck

>>5414232
Like it? I love it! Awesome work!

>>5413828
You did it man. Great endiing and a good story from beggining to end.

>>5414182

Go away, you autistic weeb.

>>5414144
Charles was one of those shitty breeds that wouldn't have lived long anyways

>>5414144
This is just a Lincoln Despair fic now. YAMETE!

>>5414280
Not him, but fuck you scum

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>>5413131
>Can someone draw Lynn as a cheerleader please?
Sure.

Which Louds would you think would be gun nuts?

>>5414347
That's goddamn adorable

>>5414355
Maybe the first of every month is April Fools for Luan

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That episode was pretty funny, lots of good slapstick

and while you get pranked, why not tell us watcha
>WATCHIN
>PLAYIN
>LISTENIN TO
>DRAWIN
>WRITIN
>WHATEVER-IN

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>>5414347

YEAH, good shit boybox

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>Show FOUR YEARS of previous pranks
>Baby and 4 year old are present
>nobody has aged

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>>5414215
Well, welcome among us sundry scum and villainy, friend. I know the feeling of being left out, just keep at your writing and have a bit of thick skin. You'll be just fine, and I look forward to seeing your future endeavors!

>>5412947
Lincoln like Brad and Clyde like Terry?

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>>5414356
I figure everyone from Lucy older, younger kids are too young to own their own.

>>5414355
Why were Lucy, Lola and Lana already home from school on the DDR episode?

>>5414397

Let's say Luan is Raoh and Lincoln is Kenshiro. Who are the rest of the sisters?

>>5414280
Why is there such a big intersection between The Loud House and the fucking Nutshack? They have pretty much nothing in common besides both being cartoons.

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>>5414397
>>WATCHIN
Jojo
>>WRITIN
Thinking of writing a LoriXLincoln semi lewd or a Ms Johnson fic
>>WHATEVER-IN
I still want a vacation from my job... i need one

>>5414397
Watching: This Thread/Playthrough Of Little King's Story
Playing: WWE 2K16
Listening To: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVGfPG6gsYE
Drawing: No

>>5414418
Sounds good, Clyde fits Terry more.

>>5414435

Leni is Toki.

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>>5414418

Of course. Lincoln is the one with the sister named Lisa.

I couldn't figure if Bobby would work as Rage or Shocklord. Considering how many girls are in this show, it'd be hard to make a Lisa parody work.

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>>5414439

>>5414397
I'm just masturbatin

No sense in making all these Luan pictures go to waste

>>5414144
>Lincoln almost made it to the couch before his arms gave out under him and he quietly sobbed into the carpet.
>"Hey Lin-Lincoln? whats the matter?" Leni began cheerfully but frowned as she looked down at him.
>Lincoln sniffled as he turned his head up to look at her.
>"C-c-chaarrrhuuuls.."
>Leni kneeled down and hoisted Lincoln up unto the couch.
>"Whats the matter with Charles? last I saw he was totes getting some beauty sleep on the porch!"
>Lincoln only sobbed harder into her side as she held him close.
>Leni was biting her lip when she noticed Luna and Luan coming down the stairs.
>"Luna? could you, like, check on charles? I think something wrong!"
>Lincoln wordlessly pointed a finger towards the kitchen.
>Luna shrugged and headed off.
>"Geez, Lincoln! I didn't think you'd get that broken up over some cleaning up!" Luan scoffed.
>Lincoln slowly began to control his breathing.
>"If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a workaPHOBIC! hehehe!"
>Lincoln began turning around and slid Leni's arm off his shoulder and got to his feet.
>"Gosh, I hope you-
>KRACK
>Leni clasped a hand over her mouth.
>Lincoln didn't feel the blood flowing from his gashed knuckles.
>Luna's scream echoed through the house.

>>5414447
watchin jojo too man. Almost done with part 3, where you at?

>>5414515
I'm all caught up, just watching the newest episode of part 4

>>5414447
>lori/Lincoln
>ms johnson
either of those are always welcome!

>>5414422
I get the feeling that Lori would be huge on revolvers

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mistakes into more mistakes

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Anyone else ever get scared that they'll outgrow cartoons and 4chan one day? Like one day in like ten or twenty years from now something will just go off in your brain and the stuff you love now will be nothing but a memory?

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>>5414514
Lincoln's gonna make Luan pay!

>>5414488
>not a Lincoln and Clyde fix about dealing with losing all the women in his life

There are plenty of eccentric males in Loud house, Flip, old man "Nice dress faggot", his dad, Chandler as his Columbo.

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>>5414562
>Ronnie Anne on the milk carton

>>5414493
But why is it a meme? It's a shitty cartoon from 2006 that centres around a bunch of shitskins doing shitskin stuff.

>>5414410
Those were HIGHLIGHTS. For all we know those could all be from the same April Fools.

>>5414564
Every day, anon. But I'll hold onto you, buddy, and...and I'll never let go!

>>5414562
thats a good fix, freeza. Glad it came out so good

>>5414619
My guess is because how bad it is along with how stupid the theme song is. Doesn't help that Rebeltaxi had it in one of his videos.

>>5414564
I quit 4chan for almost a year but came back just for this general in June.

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>>5414619
>But why is it a meme?
>It's a shitty cartoon from 2006 that centres around a bunch of shitskins doing shitskin stuff.

You just answered your own question

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Welp, it finally happened. I saw Luna in my dreams.

Only it lasted for a quick moment. In my dream I was at some kind of festival, and saw her and waved, trying to get her to come over, but she didn't see me. My plan was to give her a THC laced lollipop, which I had for some reason, and try to fuck her when she was high.

A whole bunch of other shit happened too, like me crashing a driverless car. Never saw her again though.

>>5414564
I had hoped this would happen to me but actually I don't think it will.

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>>5414625
I just get scared when I see that basically everyone on 4chan is in their early 20's, anything past that is extremely rare.

I get that's probably just because of how the timelines cultures worked and in ten years we'll probably have a lot more post-30's on the site, but it still makes me nervous

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Yet another Addams-based Loud House pic.

Lisa is such a doll.

>>5414215
Well, it's not much, but I acknowledge you completely Underrated-senpai.

I'm used to the pace of which fics get updated here, but before I came to /TLHG/, I always enjoyed fics get huge updates as opposed to daily. Your way is fine, mang. Not everyone can be speed-demons like some of the writefags here.

Hopefully other anons will give it a chance too

>>5414564
Most people never outgrow their stuff from teen and young adulthood. Like Star Trek Fans and shit. Don't worry about it.

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>>5414397
>WATCHIN
STREAM!!!!!

>PLAYIN
Gonna be playing Dead Rising soon for the first time in years since I never got into it.
Wonder who made THAT happen...

>WRITIN
A Dire Dilemma is cancelled, so it's time to work on several cuck fics instead.

>WHATEVER-IN
Feeling good from finally getting criticism. Bless you anon.

>>5414666
>sleeping with headphones
>not earbuds

>>5414619
I think it started with some youtuber called Gunsilva. He makes mash ups and posts "high quality rips" or whatever that saying was, and I guess he started using the Nutshack for stuff, which got the people who follow him spreading it around.

>>5414564
I honestly hope I do outgrow this, but I probably won't.

And it's not like you'll ever regret outgrowing it, at that point you just wouldn't care anymore, you'd have other things to worry about.

>>5414514
Lincoln better avenge Charles

>>5414666
>y plan was to give her a THC laced lollipop, which I had for some reason, and try to fuck her when she was high.

Satan please

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>>5414397
>WATCHIN
Survivor Series 1990
>PLAYIN
Dead Rising
>DRAWIN
drew some shit earlier, might do more later
>WHATEVER-IN
>>5414724
>Wonder who made THAT happen...
:^)

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>>5414669
>>5414750
>Wanting to outgrow all this
But why?

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I'm probably the only Luanfag who doesn't enjoy so much today's episode. Luan's characterization was forgotten, the slapstick was "meh" and it didn't have a real moral.

>>5414724
you're joking about dire dilemma right

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>>5414820
>there's a "Cartoons need moral values" memer in here

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>>5414764

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>>5414820
>Luan's characterization was forgotten
Alright, now I'm curious. What do you think Luan's characterization is?

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>>5414397
>WATCHIN
nothing at the moment
>PLAYIN
symphony
>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjNWlzJz2VA
>DRAWIN
nothing
>WRITIN
i had a prompt idea recently involving tomodachi life, but i wouldn't be able to do it justice
>WHATEVER-IN
just got done watching all of last week and this week's episodes, and this week's ones were definitely stronger than last week's

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>>5414397
LISTENING
>Dance with the dead albums
PLAYING
>Big Pharma
DRAWINGS
>at the moment nothing might do some requests later tonight.

>>5414820

No, this is how Luan literally always is.

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>>5414685
Cute

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>>5414872
Hey anon, give it a shot. No harm could be done.

>>5414834
Look at the image I posted anon.

>>5414787
Remove you, remove you so hard.

>>5414799
Because at some point, we'll have to grow up. There isn't an option to not get a life, at some point you'll be forced into adulthood and get other priorities and desires that will replace cartoons. Real life isn't peter Pan, there is no Neverland where you can stay forever young. One day you won´t even remember this general existed, and all of us will be but a distant dream to you, a leaf blown away by the wind of time.