Be honest: you only have that pokemon on your team because you want to fuck it.
>>5411295
What's a pokman?
>>5411295
y-yes
>>5411295
Okay, maybe I didn't evolve Riolu because I want to eat his asshole. You figured me out.
Eevee.
>>5411770
Came here to post Eevee.
>>5411295
actually no
but i'm not a pokefucker so that's kinda moot
type coverage all day bby
>>5411295
I think that's been every Pokémon team for a long while now.
Serperior
Audino
Zebstrika
Whimsicott
Liepard
I want to stick my dick in all of them
pls
my team is based on that one pokemon i want to fuck
>>5411295
But I can't get an alolan ninetales in pokemon mystery dungeon: EoS
Can I?
>>5411295
Nah. I just want to pet the pupper.
>>5411295
I had them on because they were strong, but yes I would fuck a lot of pokemon.
i always try to get male gardevoirs
>>5411295
And ask it to sit on my face.
I honestly liked it for being a cool Pokemon at first.
Wanting to fuck it came soon after, though.