/erp/ - Business Casual Edition Previous thread: >>5402772

I see a band of angels and they're coming after me.

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>>5406297
And you care what they say why?
>>5406262
Yeah well I'm not a...no wait yes I am, carry on

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>>5406302
E-EXCUSE ME? GEEZ...THAT TONGUE...ARE YOU A DEMON?

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>>5406335 (Setsuna)
Maybe you're right. Should I go back and say sorry?
>>5406357
Because it makes me sad when people don't like me.

I do not belong here, yet I cannot leave.

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>>5406346

Now I'm staring at the moon wondering why the bottom fell out
I've been searching for answers and there's questions I've found
Open your eyes and share this burden somehow
Are you ready to drink
Or are you waiting to drown?

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>>5406374
I think that purple demon is named Serenity, not Setsuna.

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>>5406378
I know this feel.

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>>5406374
So, people hate me and I don't give a crap, it's ya life not theirs and if they gots a prob they can kiss ya ass and have a coke and smile!

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>>5406374
>(Setsuna)
(Meant Serenity, oops)

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>>5406308
...ahu...hu..huuuuboy.
>the point crawls down her blouse, and the torn garment falls from her shoulders, leaving her tiny teats exposed
M-mate it is.

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>>5406395
We eyeposting now?

>>5406378
I know this feel so well

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>>5406378
I dont even know you people. Yet im here as well.

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>>5406406

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>>5406077 (Reinhardt)
>>5406158

>Another bright blush appeared on her cheeks, causing her to smile briefly at his words. The respect and admiration from a man such as him filled her heart with happiness. Her sacrifice was worth it after all.
>Another gentle chuckle escaped her lips, shaking her head briefly as she nuzzled against his form. It wasn’t the first time someone said those words to her but coming from a beacon of chivalry such as him meant more. Much more.

Is that what your heart desires?
Very well, I’ll held you close. Both in my heart and mind, Reinhardt. It’s the least this foolish girl can do for a noble knight such as yourself.

[Take your time <3 ]

>>5405923 (Anon)

.......

>Joan gave the man a smile, shaking her head briefly before approaching him, taking a gentle hold of his face with both hands, pressing his forehead against hers. Her blue orbs met his. Merciful and holy eyes staring deep at his soul.

I was burned at the stake after being branded a witch, heretic and traitor to the English crown. My remains burned twice and tossed to the river. I know very well what happened to me, there’s no need to lie.

>Her voice had a kind tone but she wasn’t going to approve of liars any time soon! However, like a good Saint, she immediately forgave him, kissing his forehead.

Be good, OK?

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>>5406406

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>>5406433
>>5406440

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>>5406374
>>5406402
An apology is hardly needed on your part, merely a less severe reaction in the future. In fact, I believe their teasing means the opposite of what you initially thought. They like you.

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>>5406378
Yeah, love is all around you
Love is knockin' outside your door
Waitin' for you is this love made just for two
Keep an open heart and you'll find love again, I know

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>>5406370
SO WHAT IF I AM? I'M ALL SEALED-UP AND SHIT.
NOW WHIP IT OUT BIG BOY AND LET'S DO IT.

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>>5406398
Why would people hate you? You seem like a nice person.
>>5406451
>She glances over at her demon friend.
They like me? Really?
>A smile is finally beginning to form on her face.

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I've thought about life
I've thought about death

neither really seems that appealing to me

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Have you ever been so tired that you started singing Johnny Cash songs?

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>>5406456
I-I MEAN....I SUPPOSE.
>The marine began to remove his armor plating, piece by piece at a time, keeping his eyes on the mysterious demon the entire time.

>>5406473
>>5406475
Hook up

>>5406454
Go away Dyl

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>>5406378
>stares

>>5406425
No bug sightings lately, Rico. Good work on those vents, you earned that fifth star on google and made us proud.
>Tosses you the credchip with the 500 agreed upon credits, plus a little bonus.
Go have some fun this weekend, that's an order!

/ERP/ WHERE CAN I BUY A BOOBIE MOUSEPAD TO GLAZE?

>>5406435
>He did not feel good about lying. But he could not bring it into his heart to tell the woman he admired the end of her tale

...I am grateful for your forgiveness, Saint Jeanne. I do not know how you can be a traitor to a crown you never swore fealty to. I just hope that whoever condemned you to such a gruesome end will atleast meet The Lord as honest men and face His judgment as such. And if I may be so bold

...It seems God blessed you more with just a divine purpose

>The Anon eyes The Maid up and down, clearly implying what he means by that.

Rarely do you meet warrior women with the strength of God behind them and yet as beautiful and graceful as the first blooming flowers of spring.

>>5406405
>The tips of his mandibles pinch her nipples
>He starts with the right then her left
>The mandible's crawl up her neck as the hunter slides down her pants

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>>5406486
>Femhog
>shitty discord tier RPer is playing her

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>>5406379
who are you

>>5406473
You could at least spare US from your miserable life

>>5406492
You could get a boobie mousepad...or you could get a ball mousepad.

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>>5406467
>Serenity returns your gaze and smile, resting the nub of a wing on your far shoulder
It is how men tend to show affection; we are more than familiar with their confused pursuits.

>>5406492
According to the scrolls decorating this realm, a bazaar known as JList

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>>5406467
...You really don't know much about me do ya? Long story short I'm a horrible person, that's what the test results came back saying, I'm a horrible person...and they weren't even testing for that!

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>>5406505
Hey, wait!
I've got a new complaint...
Forever in debt to your priceless advice...

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>>5406395
>>5406406
>>5406433
>>5406440
>>5406447

>>5406510
>Smacks your ass

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>>5406541

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Ok-Okay, come on Miyabi you've practiced this...U-Um, I was told that...th-this place could help me become more feminine...Is that true?
Because I'm tired of being thought of as a man...

>>5406510
>You suddenly feel a pang of both light and dark energy emiting from something, ready to strike down the moment the source thinks you are harming Setsuna

...Stay away from Setsuna or suffer the wrath of the First Dragon, demon.

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>>5406479
.......... WAIT, FOR REAL? HOLY SHIT.
>The horny hellspawn begins to undress in a hurry.
I'M ABOUT TO GET FUCKED BY THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOMGUY HIMSELF. THE IMPS ARE GONNA SHIT THEMSELVES WHEN THEY HEAR THIS.

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>>5406491
YES SIR!

PROUD TO BE OF SERVICE!

>>5406379
I don't know too much about Overwatch or Zenyatta but thats a really great picture imo.

>>5406558

Oh, I could certainly lend a hand with that!
What's your name, darling?

>>5406499
Fronk, who is the Femhog?

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>>5406558
>g-cups

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>>5406545
Is that who we think it is? Rather, have you greeted us in this manner before?

>>5406561
Which one of her misguided allies suspects us of wrongdoing now? You would be wise to avoid our wrath.

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>>5406510
>giggles
Boys are weird.
>>5406522
Why? You've been nice to me.
>>5406561
W-What?

>>5406595
Probably and maybe cause I can't remember.

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>>5406563
HEY, DON'T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD! SLAUGHTERING THE HORDES OF HELL BY YOURSELF GETS VERY LONELY.
I LITERALLY HAVEN'T BEEN WITH A WOMAN IN CENTURIES, SO SOME LUST TENDS TO GET BUILT UP.
>The last piece of armor plating is removed, and the Marine stands there, dressed only with some military-grade boxers and a skin-tight tank top, to prevent chafing.
...C-COME HERE, YOU HELLSLUT.

>>5406558
Well for me you look feminine. And you are also quite cute

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>>5406555

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>>5406595
And you would be wise to avoid mine. Tougher creatures than you died on the edge of my blade.

>A draconic..human..thing stands a dozen feet away form you, showing very little emotion even when making potentially idle threats. Standing there with one hand filled with his sword and his free arm infront of him, he patiently awaits the demon's response, not by the least disturbed about her appearance.


>>5406604
You felt downthrodden, I decided to follow you to make you sure you did not do something stupid.

>>5406587
G-cups are the best.

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>>5406595
>>5406646
>Setsuna quickly gets up and moves between him and the demon.
Stop! This is my friend!

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>>5406609
Would you like our suspicions to remain private, or may we inquire?

>>5406604
But so much fun to toy with, if a little too easy to entice.

>>5406646
Rest assured warrior, they have not. We do not wish to engage you, particularly with our mutual friend present. Violence does distress her greatly.

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teach me wrong from right

>>5406528
I wasn't giving you advice talking into brick walls isn't productive. I was just lamenting your existence, like you were.
Your returning to this place is like a sick sense of masochism. You know everyone hates you, but you've driven away everyone else in your life. So you just keep coming back to endure the hate you get, because we can't outright get rid of you, and it's the only emotional response you can get anymore.
You're like Clay, from Moral Orel. And spoiler alert: the story doesn't end nicely.

>>5406676
Go take a shot honey.

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>>5406604
Honestly I'm being nice out of spite to everyone

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>>5406687
>>5406587
>back to back 87
just

JUST

>>5406687
You're well beyond that point, cabbage fucker.
Have some Adele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk4BbF7B29w

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>>5406660
>>5406676
>Statisfied with the answer, the stranger assumed a more humanoid appearance, resting his sword on the ground but still remaining emotionless.

...Setsuna, You know me well enough to tell your..

>He give the demon a distrusting gaze. He will never completely trust creatues of her nature, but for now, he will grant her parley.

''Friend'' who I am. And what I can do if I feel that your life is in danger.

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>>5406495

You mean Pierre Cauchon?
If the Lord’s only son forgave his executioners, why wouldn’t I follow his example? I pray for his soul and might he repent so he could enter the Kingdom of the Lord.

>Truly, a forgiving and kind soul she as! Holding no ill towards anyone at all!

What could you possibly mean by that? My purpose was to set an example to the brave soldiers of France and to free my country from the yoke of the English.
My purpose fulfilled, I can now rest.

>She, however, noticed that sinful gaze on her. While she didn't approve of his intentions completely, she felt flattered to have her femininity recognized.
>A playful smile formed on her lips, her hand caressing the sides of his face.

Now, now... That's not a gaze to give to a soldier of the Lord.

Man, I'm gonna need some new avas.

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>>5406687
Right: Sexualising Fukawa
Wrong: Not sexualising Fukawa

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>>5406582
(No idea, I hope they're successful though)

>>5406497
>the coarse fur inside of her shorts is already soaking wet, and she bites back a moan between her fangs as the extraterrestrial nips at her breasts
Oh, goodness...

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>>5406576
Miyabi, my name is Miyabi... now tell me, what's your idea of lending a hand?

>>5406614
>Miyabi's face turns a light tinge of red as the anon compliments her
...D-Do I really now? Well I also think I look feminine...I'm not quite sure about the..."cute" part though.

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>>5406715
kill yourself, berlin

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>>5406613
OH I GET IT BIG BOY. MUST BE NICE HAVING SOMETHING THAT WANTS TO EAT YOU "OUT" AS OPPOSED TO JUST EAT YOU STRAIGHT UP.
>With a toothy grin, she approaches and grabs the bottom of his tank top to lift it over his head. She then takes a good look at his muscly chest, running a worryingly sharp nail along it.
MUST BE QUITE THE WORKOUT HUH? SLAYING ALL THOSE DEMONS ALL BY YOURSELF?
>She says, before reaching down for his boxers.
NOW LET'S SEE IF THE DOOMGUY IS PACKING A BFG DOWN THERE, YEAH...?

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>>5406696
That particular response does not bolster our confidence. Hero of Time?

>>5406708
>>5406660
If her life were in danger, we would be among the first to aid her.

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>>5406699
You're nice because you're mad?
>>5406708
>>5406676
A-Alright.
>She clears her throat and turns to Serenity.
Serenity, this is Corrin. He's the king of a neighboring kingdom, and the brother of my liege. And he's my friend.
>She turns to Corrin again.
Corrin, this is Serenity. She's a succubus and she's really nice to you if you're nice to her. And she's my friend.

>>5406724

Well, maybe if you stated to behave like a girl people would see you more like a girl!
But for that you need to FEEL like a girl first and I happen to know how to make you feel like one...

>The man flashed a sly grin as he approached Miyabi, his eyes scanning her form from head to toe.

Beautiful.

>>5406737
Nope, not the green guy. I'm quite disappointed that you didn't get it first try.

>>5406724
>He chuckles while moving a hand, to gently pat her on the head and touch her soft white hair
You do. And is a pretty cute reaction, so why are you here? Besides looking for help to become more feminine?

>>5406716
>With one move of his back hand he clears the the table
>Muffet would find her back on the table and legs in the air
>The hunter hand finished removing her shorts and stockings
>Caressing one of her bare legs with his hand, his mandibles nibble on her sole

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>>5406736
O-OH...WELL, YEAH, OF COURSE. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLAY DEMONS WITHOUT HUGE MUSCLES?
>As the demon groped around his boxers, a noticeable rising had begun in the marine's member.
>Not wanting to be rude, he reached towards the demon's bottom, lightly tracing his middle finger against her pussy.
YOU'RE PRETTY..ER...WELL-ENDOWED FOR A DEMON...YOU ALSO DON'T HAVE ANY HORNS...

>>5406710
>Amused that for all her stoïc posure, she still remains a little girl at heart, he mockingly bows and apologizes to The Maid

And how many hailmarys are required to purify the sins that is appreciating the way God created you to serve His purpose?


..My apologies, that was improper. But you understand that you do not meet a person that made such an impact on history every day of the year or in a lifetime, yes?

..I must also apologize for what I am about to say. But I do not believe in a God..directly. However I do believe in heroes and people that are prepared to die for their cause. If you were equal to God...I would worship you. Every day of the week.

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Who wants to kiss me goodnight?

Girls only.*

*purple succubus demons are not considered girls

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>>5406767
It was his traditional way of greeting us without revealing himself. We miss his presence dearly, perhaps that clouds our judgement. Another succubus, perhaps?

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>>5406735
>spreads pusspuss
>you like this

>>5406818
I like to dress up as a girl. That good enough?

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>>5406751
I'm nice because I feel like it, like I said, I'm a bad guy...what's with ya friends?

>>5406822
Now which succubus would slap your ass hmm?

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>>5406818
>kissu

>>5406379
>Zenyatta is an Evangelion

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>>5406818
>Smooch

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>>5406818
Shut up, Adachi.

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>>5406737
>>5406751
>Keeping his gaze fixed on the demon, he adds something else to Setsuna, emphasizing on what he has concluded by merely looking around, the sinful acts of the residences being clear to all.

...And husband to the love of my life and father to two strong and healthy children. Each of them as strong as the man who stands infront of you.

>This was not ment as a threat. He was genuinely proud of having raised a family after being alone for many years of his life.

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>>5406837
Corrin can act kinda hasty if he thinks a friend is in danger.

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>>5406889
I see he jumps at purple people first...kinda racist with that...where the hell are his shoes?

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>>5406435
>When the blushing saint in his arms cracks a lovely smile and nestles her face into his chest with just the faintest breathy laugh, Reinhardt can't help but feel as if he's in the presence of divinity.
>She is something so immaculate and beautiful, and yet he can't help but feel a sinful stirring as her sweet-smelling hair tickles against his nose.
>This was a man who had faced down dragons, giants and hordes of monsters intent on destroying his home without hesitation - but what he did next forced him to take a moment to screw up his courage.
>He planted a coarse, whiskery kiss on the top of Joan's head, possessed of an almost unbelievable gentleness despite his great size - and his warm hands sought purchase on parts of her form not covered by armour plates.

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>>5406847
A petite, feisty one by the name of Maria Naruse.

>>5406751
>>5406883
We are far more pleased than normal to meet you, Corrin. You would make for a powerful ally within the arena. May we approach you without causing undue stress?

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>no kissus goodnight

I fucking hate you sluts.

I'm never coming back here again.

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>>5406889
>>5406911
I never needed them because they are a hindrance when I am in battle. Does that answer your question, stranger?

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>>5406799
>the slam of her tiny body onto the table is followed by a squeak, all of her arms trying to brace herself as she's forcefully stripped and spread apart
>the nibble earns a groan, and most of her eyes are rolling backwards in their sockets with glee
G-goodness, aren't you a hasty one?!
>her voice cracks, clearly nervous to be beneath the Predator but not much objecting tto him

>>5406922
Bingo, now can I ask why the fuck haven't I gone to sleep yet?

>>5406925
>rustles hair

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>>5406928
Yeah well if I dropped a bucket of legos here you would be singing a whole new tune!

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>>5406925
i kissud you you fucking slut

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>>5406922
>>5406883
>Setsuna quietly sidesteps, hoping her friends will find some even ground.

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>>5406757
Feel like a girl...
>Miyabi pauses for a minute, wondering how exactly she's going to accomplish something like that. Miyabi can't think of one time in her whole life that she's ever felt like a girl
...Wh-What does feeling like a girl...well, feel like?

>>5406790
Exactly what it says on the tin...I just want to become more feminine, I'm tired of being treated like a man...all those love letters...now I wouldn't mind, bu-but I go to an all girls school...

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>>5406925
SHUT UP, ADACHI

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>>5406937
Because you wish for our company, perhaps?

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>>5406925
Dont leave me here. Take me with you! The last thing i need is TMZ finding me at some orgy!

>>5406963
Nah, followed someone in cause they seemed upset and was curious, that's why I'm here but the sleep Iunno.

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>>5406922
One condition, Serenity. Make no advances upon me or try to dishonour me. I do not respond kindly to either action.

>Raising his sword high into the air, he thrusts it into the ground to rest his sword arm. The impact of the edge hitting the ground causes the earth around it to crack.

Speak.

>>5406944
If I knew what these ''legos'' were. Perhaps. Or maybe not. You'd be surprised at what other creatures are capable off.

>>5406957

I have absolutely no idea. I'm a guy after all!

>The man said with an amused tone as he casually walked around her in circles, enjoying her curves and thiccness too.

But I'm sure I'll help you find out if you give me the opportunity to bed you.
Whaddaya' say?

>>5406931
Ha Ha HA!
>That's when she would feel it
>The Predator's cock was now rubbing on her chest
>He teased it going into her but when back to rubbing her chest with it again

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>>5406925
>special goodnight kissu

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>>5406931
The predator fucking a spider chick.

Damn. What a time to be alive.

GIVE
ME
THE
SLUTS

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>>5406992
>Kicks over a bucket of legos
Now walk on'm and tell me how it feels!
>>5406951
Them your friends, not mine

>>5406957
I see..Well at least you are pretty popular with the girls of your school
>He said before chuckling and nodding while scratching the back of his head and thinks for a bit
Well.. Mmmm.. how to make you more feminine... There are some ways..But it won't be easy for sure. Would you take the risk?

>>5406957
Cute girl!

POST BUTTS

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>>5406812
MAKES SENSE, I GUESS. I BET YOU GET ALL SWEATY AND HOT AFTER A LONG, HARD DAY OF DEMON SLAYING, AND JUST WISH YOU COULD GET SOME R&R WITH SOME SLUT.
>She grins all the more as the heroic marine begins to touch her in her underworld region. Unexpectedly enough, he might feel something akin to a tongue tentatively licking at his fingertip from the inside. Kinky.
I TOLD YOU. I'M ALL SEALED UP. I GET A LOT HORNIER WHEN I'M FREED, IN EVERY SENSE OF THE TERM, TRUST ME. I BEGIN TO CRAVE CYBERDEMON DICK, AND THAT'S NO GOOD.
>She ultimately hooked her fingers around the elastic of his boxers and pull them down, letting them fall at his feet. She then got to her knees, in order to check out and inspect his military-issued rocket launcher.

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>>5407017
GIVE
ME
THE
POKEMON
DUBS

>>5407014
And Doom guy is fucking a demon

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>>5406992
>>5406951
We would not disrespect one of Setsuna's allies in that manner.
>She rises from the couch, every twitch of muscle visible beneath her skin as she approaches, stopping just outside of her reach.
We would offer a tentative alliance to you, both in this realm and the the one adjacent.

>>5407048
Jynx

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>>5406992
>>5407078
An alliance is good!
>She comes up and hugs Serenity to show their friendship to Corrin
See? She would never hurt me.

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>>5407038
...F-Freed, huh?....HOW WOULD I GO ABOUT DOING THIS? YOU SEEM CRAZY ENOUGH..
>The marine very much so noticed the vagina-tongue, and it almost disgusted him, but after being exposed to all the demonic shit he's seen, this is nothing.
CYBERDEMON, HUH? YEAH, HE'S A REAL PIECE OF WORK...SHOT 'IM TILL HE WAS DEAD.
>He brushed a strand of hair out of demon's face once she was at crotch-level, and lightly caressed her temple.

>>5407048
Ditto

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>>5406815

>Behind thar regal resence and shining armor, there was a beautiful and gentle girl. Chaste and pure, thoughts such as the idea of romance were secondary to her aim of protecting her home country.

None, as long your thoughts remain pure, young one.

>Removing her hands from his cheeks, the Maid of Orleans took a step back, letting him appreciate her armor clad figure.

Then I am not worthy of being worshipped for I am not Him. I'm merely one of His soldiers.
Maybe you don't believe in Him...

>Joan gifted the man a smile. A holy, sacred smile.

... But He believes in you.

>>5406916

>A soft giggle escaped her lips, feeling his own plant a tender kiss on her head. Despite being French, and from the medieval period too, she smelled of roses and flowers. Maybe because of the Fleur-de-Lys on her ear.
>She continued to hug the knight, feeling safe with his presence. When it finally came the moment to let go, she hesitantly released him from her grasp, looking back at him.

If only you were at my side during those gruesome battles…

>Gathering some courage, she tried to remember the German words taught to her by a Bavarian visitor at the Douphine’s court.

Ich habe dich gerne...

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>>5407020
> Doing as the arachnid man ''commands'', he walks over the lego bricks. After a while, he just stands there, jumping up and down.

..I am sorry, are these supposed to be hurtful in your realm? To be fair with you sir..I do not feel anything at all?

>Walking his entire life barefoot must've made his soles as tough as hardboiled leather. Who would've guessed?

>>5407078
>He could not believe what he was hearing. After making clear that he did *NOT*trust the demon, there she stood, offering an alliance, if an uneasy one.

No. You did not earn it yet. Maybe if you would ask me a year ago, I would say yes.
But..I have travelled much and seen a lot of things. Peopel aswell.

One of them. An old man who claimed to be the blood of the dragon. Despite being blind, he saw the world and life much, much better than I ever did. There was one thign he said that gave me a revelation.

''Kill the boy and let the man be born''

He is right. My naïvity almost got me killed..three times I believe. Never again. For my kindgom and the woman and children I love.


((Cross-show references for the win))

>>5407064
I feel bad for our ancestors. They will never experience this.

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>>5406993
>Miyabi stares at the man for a good long moment when he says that last line. The look on her face is not a pleased one, in face it looks rather irritated

Excuse me? You want to what? Are you giving me a reason to brutalize you?

>>5407030
And I don't want to be...I'm sure it's a lesbians wet dream...but you see... I'm as straight as a stick in the mud...
>Miyabi let's out a sigh as she scratches the back of her head, seeming to be pretty worn out
If you have an idea, I'm all ears.

>>5407031
Cu-Cute? ... A-Am I really? I've never been called cute before...

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>>5407169
Well callous be damned! So what made ya swing at the demon chick first between me and her?

>>5407196
Yes! You're incredibly cute!

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>>5407000
>oh, that's a biggun
>Muffet's anxiety turns to outright panic when it prods against her, nervously reaching four hands up to pat and stroke at its bulbous head

>>5407139
I wish I could believe that, my lady. I really do. But when I needed him the most, he didn't answer my please.

>You heard it, this Anon was born under the light of God but walked out of it.

I respect the Lord and the people who follow him. But for all purposes, I am a sheep that willingly wandering away from His flock.

And about the former comment...I already sinned in my thoughts. My apologies, But I am a man with desires and thoughts as most mortals. If I am to burn in hell for admiring your figure, so be it.

>>5407184
If the cards play right we may get the purple demon and Corrin to fuck

>>5407184
They smile on us from Sovngarde, brother.

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>>5407169
>Setsuna pouts at his answer.
Corrin, please, I know she's worth trusting. She's always gentle when we-
>She cuts herself off with a hand to her mouth, not wanting to say any more.

>>5407231
>He let out a light roar
>Holding her legs in the air he let her work his dick over
>His hands slid down her legs stopping at her ass to give it a squeeze

>>5407196

That's what a guy would say! Shameful, shameful! Also it wasn't particularly girly either!

>The bespectacled man said with a shake of his head, arms crossed in front of his chest, foot taping the floor beneath them.

Instead you should have acted all "Oh, but that's l-l-l-lewd!" or something similarly girly.
But the offer still stands. All you need is the touch of a man to make you feel like a girl… Which is why I desire you…. Ahem, desire to help you.

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>>5407312
Yeah ya know not like I was saying anything important...this is why I'm evil

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>>5407120
>>5407169
>Serenity returns the embrace with a loving smile, wings briefly cocooning Setsuna before she responds to Corrin
Very well. We cannot find fault in your hesitance, but perhaps an armistice would be more appealing. Our goals have changed greatly since we first manifested in this realm of lust.

>>5407196
>He nodded at her words, understanding before coughing to clear his voice and scratching the back of his head
Well...it could always start with the clothes..what kind of outfits you are used to wear? Skirts and dresses right?
>He asked while tilting his head to a side before he perks up his head before sayin
Well..another idea is...I heard that the better kisser is a girl..the most feminine she is...I think I read it in a magazine or something..

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>>5407366
I-I'm sorry. I'm trying to help my friends see eye to eye.
>She runs up and hugs Carnage to apologize.

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>>5407265
>filthy Stormcloaks
>having caring ancestors
ayo hol up wewuz SONS OF SKYRIM N SHIEEEEEEEEEEET

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>>5407212
Loyalty and the desire to protect my allies. That is all there is to it.

>>5407259
>Too busy playing vidya, broseph. And I only typefuck as an Anon.

>>5407312
>>5407379

>He narrows at her abrupt interruption, having a faint clue at what she was about to say but he decides to not press the issue.

>He then turns his attention back to the demon.

I am no fool, demon. I know what you are Setsuna might or not be doing here. What she does with her ''friends'' is not really of my business.

I will leave you with this warning, should I have any reasons to believe you are corrupting her and therefor threatening the kingdom of Hoshido, I will stop you as is my right and duty.

Do these terms sound reasonable to you? If yes, consider your amnistice valid..for now.

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>>5407134
I DON'T THINK YOU WANNA DO THAT, BIG BOY. I GROW LIKE, A LOT OF HORNS AND SHIT. NOT TO MENTION BLOODLUST. THOUGH I'M STILL FUCKABLE... PROBABLY.
AND YEAH, I KNOW. A REAL SHAME TOO, OH WELL.
>She begins by covering the tip of his member with her mouth, suckling teasingly at the swollen flesh, before pulling back momentarily. Then, that tongue from earlier would make itself visible again. At first, it seems like she's going for a simple lick of the head, but instead her tongue simply keeps on going, stretching on and on out of her mouth until it's at least a few feet in length. She glances up at him with a devious look, then, like a horny snake from hell, the long prehensile appendage begins to wrap and coil around his member. Coating it with her demonic warmth and saliva, the hellslut's tongue eventually reaches all the way to the base.

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>>5407406
WOH NO! NO TOUCHING!

>>5407450
We could have had something magical
Enjoy your vidya

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>When you want to RP bit the threads are cancer so you just end up fapping and cumming in shame

here's some vaporwave
https://youtu.be/OKIEov0HcUs

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>>5407450
>>5407312

We may be having carnal relations here, but it was of her own accord. If you suspect us threatening her, we agree it is your right to intervene, and our right to defend ourselves. We hope you may come to see us in a more positive light with time.

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>>5407450
>>5407539
>Setsuna quietly sits back down on the couch, looking just as upset as she did when she came in.
>>5407461
>Doesn't let go
No. You need this one.

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>>5407526
This is actually kind of nice

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>>5407327
>a 'light' roar is still a roar, and the spider is thusly spooked
>the squeezing of her biscuits seems to calm her down, though, and she manages a wobbly smile as she gives his prick a squeeze, thumbing at the odd looking head
Such a brute...~

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>>5407450
Do ya also do Hustle and Respect?

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>>5407460
..FINE, IF YOU INSIST I, THE GREATEST SPACE MARINE TO EVER LIVE, CAN'T HANDLE SCREWING ONE LITTLE DEMON, THEN I WON'T PRESS ANY FURTHER..
>As he rambled on about how great he was, his toes suddenly curled at the sensation of the hellish tongue enveloping his cock. As previously stated, he hasn't had sex in literally centuries, so he was extremely sensitive down there.
>The fact that he was too busy murdering demons to jack off also didn't help much.
>Letting the demon woman slither her appendage around his member, he placed his palm against her cheek, lightly inserting his thumb into her mouth.

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>>5407225
Re-Really? Well I'm gl-glad you think that way... even if I don't think so...

>>5407328
But that's... asinine! Why would I say something so pathetic? That's an insult to my very cor-...
>Miyabi pauses again, now that she plays it back in her head it does sound incredibly girly...even though it really wasn't the kind of girly Miyabi was looking for.
...If all I need is the touch of a man, then touch me. You better watch where you touch though.

>>5407405
Pants...T-Shirts, of course my uniform has a skirt, but I prefer to wear pants under them...being so exposed feels wrong to me.
>Miyabi's face turns a light red as she hears what he says, "The better the kisser...The more feminine the woman." That danced around in her head as her face continues to get redder.

There should be a rule that if you show up in ERP you're fair game

This includes the female HG avas

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>>5407571
As much as I need a colonoscopy! GET OFF! GETT OFF! GET OFF MEEEEE!

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>>5407659
Please enforce this so I can show up more often just to make anons mad.

>>5407659
Nice, I need more reasons to shitpost.

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T H I C C
H
I
C
C

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would you an alfred?

>>5407571
(Be right back)
>Serenity

>>5407687
SuperTHICC

>>5407650

Leave it to me!

>Stretching his arms forwaed and cracking his knuckles, he walked beind Miyabi. His hands cautiously landing on her wide hips, caressing them as they slid all over her curvy figure, enjoying the feeling of her nice, feminine curves.

.....

>However, as expected of him, he slowly moved his hands towards her chest, aiming to grope her breasts!

>>5407599
>She could make out a smile from his mandibles
>And seeing how she was using her thumbs
>He would use his
>Sticking the tip into her butt hole

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>>5407670
>She clings on harder to ride out his flailing.
It's okay.
>>5407702
(Alright, see ya.)

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>>5407139
>The old knight smiles broadly at her tender words in his native tongue, and the wistful way she speaks of not having him with her during the struggle and strife of the hundred years war.
>His mind swims with thoughts of the legends history might have told. Would he have protected her from her enemies and her detractors, or would his presence have just given more fuel to those that sought to do her harm?
>He could never know for certain, but it nice to believe that the former would have been closer to the truth.
>As she breaks away, he shows a similar hesitation, fingers twitching after her as she steps back, but not wanting to impede her progress.

We would have shown them how heroes truly fight, mein engelchen. Being your shield would have been the greatest honour!

>>5407687
On a scale of 1 to THICC

Impregnatable

>>5407650
Well then you should start wearing more skirt and dresses. Check your classmates and friends. I'm sure they are wearing those clothes after school or something
>He said shrugging while looking at the ceiling, tapping his chin while thinking in another ways to help her
Well..I'm sure there are other ways to help y-
>After his gaze fixes on her face, he notices her face getting redder.
Is something wrong? Your face is getting redder than a tomatoe

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>>5407539
>He notices Setsuna's destroyed mood. Not wanting to upset a woman he genuinely liked any longer, he turns his gaze to Serenity with one final answer.

Please do not mistaken this exchange as hostility. People rely on Setsuna, my sister foremost, but also comrades in arms. If harm would fall upon her, quite a lot of people would be upset.

You can that as a brother in spirit to her liege, I can simply not allow that. Consider us having the agreement you sought after. Do not harm her and I shall not lift the Omega Yato even an inch.

>Still not sure what to think of the demon, he extends an arm for an handshake, the hand itself looking otherwordly, cold to the touch and black as pitch, unclear if this was a glove or his actual skin.


>>5407539
I am sorry, Setsuna. But I worry about what will happen to my sister if you are injured or worse..She may never say it, but she speaks fondly of you whenever I had the chance to see her.

>He slings one arm over her shoulder, looking her straight in the eyes.

I am jealous of you, you know? You always try to see the good in people..or creatures. A great trait to have for a king, or queen for that matter. A trait I do not always employ.

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>>5407601
((Sorry mane, didn't see this ))
I do not know what ''hustle'' is. And I only give respect to those that earned it.

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>>5407733
God damn it's like a vice grip from hell of something!?
>>5407764
GET HER OFF ME!

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>>5407788
She does no harm to you, stranger..Although you might find yourself at the bottom of a pit.

>Slightly amused by the moment, he jokingly prods at the red arachnid's misfortune

Any moment now, actually.

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>>5407764
>Her mouth curls back into a smile.
Thank you. You see the good in people more often than you think.
>She gives Corrin a kiss on the cheek, then immediately flops down to her side on the couch, falling asleep.
>>5407788
>She's finally flung off, hitting a wall hard and sliding to the ground.
>Instead of trying to get back at him, she just falls asleep on the floor.

(Gotta go, see you guys later.)

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>>5407816
GET OFF M- wait what pit?

Lurker here, the fucking legos had me laughing. Keep being amusing, guys.

>>5407677
Hugs for the SheepDepot!

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>>5407626
>Were she not to have her mouth full right now, she would clarify that what she meant was that he'd probably have to blow her head off instead of letting her give him head. Which is something most likely neither of them wanted right now.
MMMRRPH~ <3
>As his thumb peeks inside her mouth, it might brush against those razor-sharp teeth of hers, which might make him reconsider the whole blowjob thing. That said, she felt him twitching in her mouth and against her tongue, and as a result tightened her grip even more around him, as if to make sure he wasn't going anywhere. She then approached her mouth again, giving her tongue just enough extra room to reach down to his balls. As the end of her skillful tongue kneaded and played with his balls, she slid the shaft along her lips, inch by inch taking him into her mouth and down her throat.

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>>5407723
>what a handsome man, her haze coated mind swoons, just before her pucker is pierced
H-hey, hey, wrong one-!
>a pained groan comes from her as she parted from the behind, hardly big enough to take him from the front, never mind this
>her hands slap back down to the table, nails scraping across the top
A-aah...

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>>5407526
>when you dox ur bf cuz he played mei

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Anyone have that pastebin?

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>>5407824
That is nice of you to say, but that's not t -
>He is kissued on the cheek, only to find sleeping weights resting on his lap. Not wanting to disturb a ''sleeping beauty''. He resigns to his faith as a makeshift pillow and simply closes his eyes in meditation while keeping his ears alert.

(( See ya ,space cowboy ))

>>5407832
>>5407832
Step...three times north and two times east. Tell me what happened afterwards.

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>>5407722
HOLD IT!
>Miyabi forcefully grabs the anons hands... if she held his wrists any tighter she could easily break them like a pair of twigs
I said watch it, and you obviously are not watching it!
>She plants his hands right back down to her wide child bearing hips...where she finds no problem with him touching and molesting.

>>5407761
Th-The more feminine the woman...The better the kisser...
>Her face seems to get redder with every repeat...maybe she's thinking about being beachside, wearing a girly dress, and more importantly, kissing it up with her future boyfriend/husband

So what does it take to get some (You)'s around here. In starting to feel like Adachi or something

>>5407887
Play a turbo slut.
Or a thicc.

>>5407881
>He was able to hear her words, leaning closer before grinning a bit mischievous. He leans closer to her ear before whispering a playful couple of words
Want to give it a try? A kiss?

>>5407868
jinx is busy shitposting from her staff position in the discord

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>>5407235

The Lord has a plan for everything and everyone. Maybe on day you’ll realize it. Until then, I will pray for your soul, young one.

>Joan’s hands reached for his, holding them together. The warmness of her palms emanating a warm kindness and true concern for his mortal soul.
>After all, she was the very incarnation of purity, kindness and goodwill… Unless you’re English. They all can go to Hell.

Now you must excuse me. I must head home. Be good, will you?

>>5407739

Let us hope that we are never forced to draw our weapons in our lifetime. Not because I don’t wish to do battle next to you, but because I don’t desire war upon any nation or individual. For I know that Peace can get us closer to Heaven while War itself is Hell.

>Perhaps it was that he was a noble and gentle knight. Perhaps it was because she recognized that he was quite the handsome man despite his age. Perhaps she wanted to reward him for his kindness… But regardless of what it was, she got on her toes before planting a kiss on his cheek, somewhat dangerously close to his lips too!

I must leave now. Please stay safe and never change.

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>>5407887
Watch and learn, Anon.

>With the pwoer of dank memes, Memestar transform into a qtpie/10 anime grill with big tits and an optional 10 inch schlong

Uguuu~!

>>5407887
Have a personality
Seriously, it's that easy
You could be a big fat guy, a tiny grill, a huge monster, or anything in between, and people will respond to you if you have an ounce of personality beyond 'fuck me'

>>5407590
Share some coffee?

>>5407918
I'm actually playin subbynautica but
>>5407868
http://pastebin.com/79bF1Jzm

>>5407918
Fuck, I want to play someone but I don't know who's available.
>>5407935
Oh. Thanks.

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>>5407923

AYY BBY U WANT SUM FUK

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>>5407845
>Oddly enough, the sharp teeth seemed to only turn him on more. Strange tastes.
TH-THIS....ISN'T...ENOUGH...
>He grunted roughly, and suddenly retracted his member from the demon's throat very suddenly. While a trail of saliva was still connected between the tip of the Marine's cock and the demon's lips, he grabbed her by the thighs, and lifted her onto his lap.
>He groaned lightly, feeling his shaft rub against the Hellspawn's backside.
LISTEN--THIS IS NICE AND ALL, BUT...I'M GONNA NEED A LITTLE MORE. DO THAT FOR ME, HMM?

>>5407887
>>5407899
play something as THICC as this >>5407687

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>>5407967
>("suddenly" twice in one sentence)
>(fml)

>>5407845
Who is this semen demon

>>5407930
What? Didn't that red demon just get shat on last thread

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>>5407824
(Later)
Free at last!
>>5407874
>Does so
I'm standing still?

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I don't think I have business casual.

I hope you are all having a good day!
Love you guys

>>5407881

Woah, so everything above your stomach is out limits, uh?
Very well...

>Frowning in disapproval, he decided to stick to her hips... Before sliding one hand to her butt, this time giving it a skilled, slow massage.

How is this? Are you going to hit me or will you allow me to turn you into a woman?

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>>5407932
Did-

Did you just want the rest of mine?

>>5408018
A pimp named skeleback

>>5407859
>Pulling his thumb out
HA HA HA!
>His Dick slid down her chest again
>But now the tip was waiting at her pussy
>He waited to see how she would react

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>>5408017
You are. Just wanted to see if you would believe me or atleast follow my commands.
....This usually works on Setsuna for some reason. She has the abiltiy to fall for traps all the time.

>>5408016
I said 'have a personality', not 'overcompensate with a gay intro'

>>5408044
Oh.. I thought you have more. Well I apologize
>He said while letting out a nervous laugh and rubs the back of his head in embarrasment
So who are you? Is the first time I see you here...well for me

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>>5407922
>Reinhardt smiles as she displays her kind and gentle heart, hoping for peace so that people might live in contentedness and never know the callous touch of death and war. After a lifetime of battles, he sometimes loses sight of the possibility of a future- someday - where nobody has to fight in order to preserve what they love.
>It's a beautiful idea, but hard to imagine.
>He lifts a hand to his face where her lips came to meet it, and smiles fondly after her.

And the same to you. Let us hope that in this world or the next, someday there can be peace.

>>5406499
>Was in the discord until banned.
>Hating on the discord.
Stay banned faggot.

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>>5407930

>You could be a big fat guy
>You could be a big guy
>A big guy

...........

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>>5408061
>strands of webbing come out with his thumb, and Muffet sighs in relief, her booty now unburdened
>but it isn't to last, as her breath is once again taken away by the enormous cock pressing down against her slit
...
>her nails rap against the table impatiently, and she waits as long as she can before bursting out
Come on. Just do it.

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>>5408080
It takes a lot to trap me!...also I think she hit her head, ya may want to take care of that

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>>5408138

>>5408016
Link?

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>>5408138
>2016
>he isnt big

>>5408155
If I touch you, will you die?

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>>5407967
???
WHARGBLAGHH
>As he violently pulled back from her, nearly ripping out her tongue that was tightly holding onto his shaft, she blinked at him several times, dumbfunded.
WHAT THE FUCK MAN?? I WAS JUST GETTING STARTED! SHIT!
>After reeling her hellish tongue back, she shook her head and took a brief moment to regain her composure.
OKAY WELL, FINE. I WAS GONNA DO THAT NEXT, BUT I GUESS WE CAN SKIP STRAIGHT TO THE GOOD STUFF.
>She said, before grinding her rear against his aching doom member. She then moved an inch or two up and back, hovering her soaking wet hell slit above him, dripping sinful pussy juices all over his groin.
YOU READY FOR THIS, BIG BOY?

>>5407922
You honour me, Maid Of Orleans...Safe travels and may the Lord watch over us both. Sleep well, knowing that your tale is still told by many to many even to this day, hundreds of years after your death.


((See ya!))

>>5408123
An admirable woman. WIlling to fight and die for a cause she believes in because God commanded her, wouldn´t you agree?

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>>5408166
fuck off and don't mention his name here ever again you foul piece of smelly shit

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>>5408093
Just a visitor from next door. I heard this is where all the fun was happening.

>>5408208

It's usually lewd fun though, glad you're enjoying yourself.

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Oh, Looks like you dorks are back here again.
Neat, Anyways, I'll spare the details. Gimme a cute guy with a thick cock. Now.

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>>5408197
>BIG BOY
U U U U
U
U
U

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>>5408012
Desdemona, by TheTenk.

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>>5408155
That's just Setsuna being Setsuna. despite her aloofness, she is stronger than she might give away.
...Unless she really literally DID hit her head.

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>>5408197
>WHARGBLAGHH

Finally a chance to post this

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>>5407912
>Miyabi practically jumps sky high as she hears those words come out of the anons mouth
WH-WHAT?! BU-BUT WE JUST MET! W-WE CAN'T!

>>5408035
>Miyabi let's out a soft groan as the man molests her was, obviously she isn't standing for this shit.
>Miyabi grabs the anon by the cheeks and looks him square in the eyes
What part of "WATCH IT", dont you seem to understand?

is $38 for an onahole worth it?

>>5408277
Hi Peach

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>>5408200
Any worthy cause deserves its champions.

France was lucky to have one so bold and beautiful.

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>>5408197
>Without even giving a simple grunt or confirmation, the Marine forcibly shoved his shaft into the demon, rather forcibly. However, during the foreplay that took place beforehand, it felt as if her entrance gave little to no resistance.
>Feeling the Hellspawn's strange vagina-tongue was already starting to set him on edge, but he pressed on, wanting to show her who the manliest Man was in the entire goddamned universe.
DEPENDS....YOU READY FOR ME?

>>5408288
Haha sick, whats up dude rofl caught me xD

>>5408273

I'm watching it but not listening...

>The man said with a grin as he was held by the cheeks, his glasses almost falling down.

... Besides, I'm trying to help. If you don't desire my help then I'll just go.

>>5408148
jUsT dO iT!
>The first thrust brings it in
>He grabs onto her arms to keep her from flying off

>tfw no erp mommy to rp with

>>5408292
It is quite a twist os fate, is it not? Where so many kings, knight and would be heroes failed..a young teenage peasant girl succeeded.

I'd like to think that the best heroes are because they have to be one, not because they want to be.

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>>5408190
Yes?
>>5408224
I think she did....uh...think she's dead?

>>5408208
Oh then feel free to come anytime. Is pretty nice in here and I'm sure you will be well received

>>5408330
MILKY

WILKY

YUM

YUM

*GULP*

*GASP*

~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>5408351
You're a big guy

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>>5408200
>>5408123

>With a curtsy, Joan bid farewell to both kind souls before turning around and heading home... Wherever it was due possibly time fuckery.
>Of course, as she headed out, she gifted them with a sensual sway of her derriere. No, she wasn't trying to tempt anyone! That was the way she walked. French and all.

[[Sadly, I lack the "good" pictures at the moment, so no lewding Joan at the moment :c]]
[[Hopefully it can be possible in a couple of hours.]]

>>5408218
>He walks past the busty woman as she speaks, taking a cursory glance at her before she starts talking, his eyes roaming over her body, his bulge hardening visibly in his pants as he looks at her
Uh, is that really something you should be saying in public?

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>>5408320

>>5408273
>He laughs a bit loud at her reaction before shaking his head and nodding
Well wel, you were in another place. I'm glad that make you set your feet on the earth
>He said while giving her an smile before lifting his inger
Besides, a kiss won't hurt you or me. So why not? Weren't you the one who wanted to become more feminine?

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>>5408351
>He nods towards the woman sleeping, her head resting on his lap

Dead people don't snore, stranger.

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>>5407839
I'm going to crush your balls in my hands.

>>5408432
Fair's fair. I'm gonna squish your body with my arms.

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>>5408215
The company of such colorful individuals can be exciting, don't you agree?

>>5408352
You guys seem like a real fun crowd. Hope you don't mind me barging in every now and then to drink all the coffee

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>>5408416
They can if you poke enough holes in'm!
>>5408364
Really?

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>>5408319
If you call this helping then I fear for what your childhood was.
>She delivers a firm smack to the perverts face, who obviously doesn't understand the concept of subtly.
Be thankful I didn't decide to do something worse! You creep...maybe I should stay masculine, for the sole purpose of teaching idiots like you how men SHOULD act.
Have a bit of dignity, you swine!

>>5408401
...
>Miyabi takes a deep breath as she wiggles closer to the anon...She actually smells a bit nice. Sure she smells like cologne, but damn if it doesn't smell nice.
>She proceeds to give the anon a little sheepish kiss on the cheek... like a grade schooler to his crush.
Yo-You're right... it didn't hurt at all...

>>5408450

Oh absolutely!
We're glad you joined us even if you're not lewding... Yet.

>>5408450
No problem at all. ACtually there used to be one who enjoyed coffee as much as you do. If she come back anytime I hope you are around to share a cup with them

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>>5408235
Fuck, I spelled it wrong.

>>5408297
>As the demon slayer shoved his entire length into her devilishly inviting fuck canal, the wingless succubus let out a loud cry of pleasure and approval.
OHH FUCK YES~!!
>While her soaked and welcoming walls were plenty pleasurable on their own, the foreign appendage only added onto that sensation by wrapping around him much like before. Not only was he fucking her, but she was also giving him yet another blowjob, with her hellish pussy this time. Both sensations combined into a single, unholy experience.
FUCK ME, DOOM GUY! FUCK ME HARD!!

>>5408463

>Off with his visual aid and he even gyrated over a single heel in a most comical way.

Point taken...

>He then fell on his rear and the onto his back, ams extended both ways.

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>>5408462
Let's not test your theory. I like my friends alive and breathing. And your methods don't agree with my wishes.

>>5408370
( Not to worry. It's almost better without, really. )

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>>5408506

>>5408450
Let us lewd you!

>>5408553
>imblying
He means Coffee, not you memelord

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>>5408544
Theory?...Never mind, just keep her off me, I don't like being hugged

>>5408463
>He smiles as she wiggles closer yo him, the nice scent of her makes him sigh before he feels the touch of her lips against his cheek. He chuckles before nodding and giving her a clap
Well good job!. It was nice and feminine..if you are a grade schooler of course. But you are in high school? You need to take it a little more futher. now trust me, I will show you. Close your eyes and face me
>He said, with a tone to encourage her while he looked at her eyes

>tfw want to try a guro thing
>tfw no kinx
>tfw memes

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>>5408566
<O-oh...>
>goes back to watching dangling rhonda: this spear's arc
>>5408585
<Feels bad, man.>

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>>5408576
I don't think she is physically capable of hugging anyone at the moment. And my thighs are starting to hurt quite badly.

But again, I am used to being promoted to a makeshift pillow.

>>5408566
Cawfee?

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>>5408585
>tfw slowly falling into the pit that is guro
>kinda don't want to stop

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>>5408511
TH-THAT SEEMS A BIT EXTREME, BUT OKAY!
>As requested, the Marine greatly picked up his pace, the tip of his member was practically being slammed against the very end of the Succubus' rather enlarged hole, causing a shiver or two to run down his own spine.
>While it could not be felt, since the added liquid was simply washed up and mixed into the demoness' fluids, precum was rapidly leaking out of the Marine. He quietly whimpered to himself, and was very near finishing.
B-BY THE WAY...WHEN I'M...U-UH..."THERE", DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT I-INSIDE, OR..?
>Every single word of his sentence was gasped out between thrusts.
>>5408218
>(yer a cunt, ye know that?)

>>5408605
Bring Saya sometime So i can do something with you and Hotaru

>>5408585
>tfw kinx abandoned us but she didn't want to tell the truth and told us she was just fatifued

>>5408634
Te shitposting of the last month would burn most people out

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>>5408609
HA! Pillow man! So ya came here for her?
>>5408618
>>5408585
HA!

>>5408632

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USkHZ5zfcgs

>>5408218
Hi...

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>>5408561
I'll have to get permission mister.

>>5408467
>>5408506
Uh-huh. Hey you guys are alright I betcha we'll get to know each other really well... At some point. We'll get together for some drinks sometime

I have a headache, I'm flaccid and I wish I was a girl!

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>>5408320
>she nearly does go flying off, but he luckily catches her
>the bulge of his member inside of her pushes up against her stomach, grotesquely visible
...oh~

>>5408674

I'm game for that.

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>>5408632
<ok deal. The thing about that is that I like to RP in bed, and because I like my sessions long this fucks up my sleep schedule something fierce. While I normally wouldn't care about this I fucking need sleep because secondary school n shieeet. If you're willing to risk me falling asleep during the session (which has happened before and will happen again) then we can typefuck.>
>>5408634
<Pretty sure Kinx also has shit tier internet.>