DOOMGAMES CONTINUATION THREAD
TURNS OUT EVERYONE HERE IS SHIT AT MAKING FIRES
>>5405422
>The birb sqruaks happily and flaps at the petting.
You, you! Sqruak, me! Me, me, pickle pee! Pump-a-rum! Sqruak!
>>5405468
>If you could that'd be great.
>>5405477
>Ah fuck I was doing pump_a_rum
>hug Setsuna
>get herpes
Last time im touching anyone here.
>>5405508
I dunno, my fire was pretty good.
>>5405508
>As punishment for shooting poorly, he sleeps without warmth
>>5405541
I don't even have that.
>>5405277
kill yourself
>>5405508
Great... all the other times I want to make a fire, I get one, but now I don't. Odd
>>5405541
>hug Setsuna
>dick falls off
Smh Tbh.
>>5405460
What she does in her private time is not my business.
>>5405474
I could ask the same about you. This Anon names you a harlot.
>Wondering what the ANon ment by that, Corrin pays it no mind after thinking it over for a moment
....Tired. No thanks to the bundle of joy that is called being a father to a young daughter who is becoming quite a rebel.
>It was a lie. There was something else on his mind that he didn't want to share with one of his friends just yet.
What about you? I have not visited Hoshido or Nohr in ages. Any snippets of news would be great.
>>5405556
The two events aren't necessarily related, but he might have given it to you.
>>5405508
I'm so happy... 'Cus today I found my friends...
>>5405508
>"I don't trust anyone here."
Then you an keep watch for us. Thank you in advance.
>>5405528
*she continues stroking her head, a smile coming to her face*
I see you enjoy that. You can call me Squigly, miss. If you can anyway.
>>5405556
You did bang that Soviet guy
>>5405556
>hugs you
>dick shrinks to near impossible sizes
Huh. STDs are a bitch.
>>5405508
DAY FOUR, I FEEL AN ARENA EVENT COMING ON!
>>5405556
>Setsuna
>doesn't have any STDs
GOOD JOKE
>>5405579
Soviet was a virgin
>>5405593
Herpes != Genital herpes
>>5405563
>hug Setsuna
>she tells me to stay positive
>three days later i have HIV
Sneaky bitches these days
>>5405528
http://imgur.com/a/o9dQg
Enjoy. It's mostly lewds, but I'm sure there's at least ONE image there you haven't got yet.
God speed crow friend.
>>5405508
*wait, what
>>5405590
Weeb down
>>5405556
Since I spilled the spaghetti with Ibuki-chan, I guess I have to resort to my second option.
Wanna fuck? Hopefully that one guy didn't turn you into a hallway, I'll just toss you in the trash if he did though.
>>5405590
>"Put on your serious face."
No mercy from the greatest partnership.
>"Also I request you stop skipping rope with me."
>>5405541
She puts the ERP in hERPes.
>>5405578
Sqruak! Me, me, pickle pee! Me, me, pump-a-rum!
>Flap flap
>>5405602
>Thank you friend, I didn't have this one
>Thicc picklepee good picklepee
>>5405590
NIGHT FOUR, DEATH IS BECOMING SOMEWHAT ABSENT. I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
>>5405668
Glad to help you out <3 Have this little bit of autism before I head out
>I used it in my ERP chart with all my avas on it, but an image is an image <3
AWAY AWAY
>>5405563
>>5405572
>>5405579
>>5405587
>>5405590
>>5405601
>>5405618
Why are you all being mean to me?
>>5405565
>She smiles at the opportunity to tell Corrin some good news.
Peri is engaged to Xander. She's going to become queen of Nohr!
>>5405602
Pickle pee want the pickle d
>>5405685
DAY FIVE, WHY NOT? LET'S KICK THIS INTO SPEED, THE DOOM TRAIN IS NOW LEAVING THE STATION
>>5405695
>rips this card into 30 pieces and sets it on fire
>>5405713
to where?!
>>5405668
>"Why are you entertaining her, Sienna."
Because I'm also having fun.
*she puts her heads to together and imitates the flaps*
Are you enjoying your day, miss?
>>5405685
You still have it, Leviathan.
>"You will be cold no longer."
>>5405717
You know what you did
>>5405685
I'll keep watch all night again. Totally trust you, really, not afraid of going to sleep at all
>>5405719
I... don't think I want to know
>>5405745
..?
>She tries to bite at the snakey thing.
Sqruak! Sqruak! Pickle pee! Pickle pee! Sqruak!
>>5405719
Look at what I made!
>"Your youthful side never ceases to amuse me."
>>5405717
They're upset that they can't please throbbing penises as well as you can
>>5405719
NIGHT FIVE, A COUPLE PEOPLE SLEEP WITHOUT WARMTH. TRAGIC.
>>5405717
Gee i dont know. I tend to get a little irritated when i pick up THE FUCKING CLAP!
I hate that annoying pickle-pee motherfucker
>>5405717
>He did not know how to respond to this. out of all possible brides his brother in spirit could choose.....
...Are you absolutely sure about this? Who told you all of this? You are aware that Peri is, with all respect, not very....
>Struggling to find the words to stay polite, he goes for the best thing he can think of
..Emotionally stable? I do not doubt Lord Xander's decision, but..
>>5405792
It's ok LF, we've talked about hating people for being cuter than you
>>5405760
*the snakey thing goes back into the girl's head*
>"Away from me, hooligan!"
Oh dear. He's not the best with others.
>>5405780
I thought it would snap!
>>5405718
Fucking saved.
>>5405720
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
>>5405750
No I don't.
>>5405777
They don't seem jealous.
>>5405785
I didn't do anything to you!
>>5405803
Peri sounded very happy when she said it. I don't think she would lie. She'll be a good mom.
>>5405819
>Dean Amrbose
Thank god our Dean Ambrose is save from your card effect
>>5405780
TIME FOR THE FEAST! MANY TRIBUTES FALL, AS SHOULD BE EXPECTED. EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN.
>>5405829
N-no bully. It was a typo. It's fixed on my main card. Pic related.
>>5405780
Huh... that's strange...
>>5405842
We need Mileena here.
>>5405824
They're good at covering it up. You can smell the dick on their breath if you get close enough.
>>5405830
Where's Arnold Schwarzenegger when you need him. Fuck
>>5405842
>no XYZ card
eh... I like XYZs
>>5405824
>promise me a good time
>the next day it burns when i pee
Yeah real great time setsuna. You might as well shoot an arrow up my dick
Guys I got pregnant what do?
>>5405818
???
>She tries to stick her nose into the side of Squigly's head to get to the snakey.
You, you! Sruak? Pickle pee?
>>5405847
We need Mileena in ERP
>>5405824
For her sake I hope she do -
>He almost choeks on his own words, throwing a coughing fit when he realises what the woman infront of him might be implying
Are you saying that she is..expecting? That is wonderfull news for the kingdom of Nohr! I was wondering when Lord Xander would hurry and produce an heir, you know?
>He smiles. It felt genuine to him this time upon hearing the joyeus news.
And I think this will be good. For the both of them. A welcome distraction in hectic times.
>>5405860
give birth, i guess
>>5405860
Talk to Setsuna. She is an expert on babortions
>>5405842
I want to fuck DMG
>>5405860
kys
>>5405860
*have a good life
>>5405830
DAY SIX, ONLY ONE DEATH.
>>5405860
YOU MADE YOUR DECISIONS BETWEEN ANAL OR CHILDREN. FACE THE CONSEQUENCES
>>5405847
>I'll see what I can do for next game.
>>5405857
I FUCKING love XYZs. I've built so many decks around them
>Even if my main is Six Sam for Sycs.
But I wanted to keep them mostly just monster/effects. Little Sis being Syc because white on white, and Mileena being ritual because she was made from spooky magic Bullshit.
>>5405880
Check ERP when it' calmed down and I'm feeling more alive. I just finished a session turning an anon into a little sissy princess. So if you'e into that you can read it <3
>>5405873
That rape face though
>>5405900
Didn't you also get wrecked by Bork?
>>5405830
I doubt there would be much food there.
>>5405885
Plus these fruit would do my body much better.
>>5405861
*there's no answer from within*
Aww. You scared him away.
>>5405848
I don't want to get close to them.
>>5405858
Is that a request?
>>5405871
That's enough of my news. What's going on with you?
>>5405885
DAY 7, SKIPPED NIGHT 6, SINCE IT HEEDED NO DEATHS. JESUS CHRIST I JUST WANT THIS TO BE OVER.
>>5405842
>>5405900
>Rituals are love, rituals are life.
>Comeback after taking a month off
>The popular avas now are a fucking crowgirl who repeats the same lines and a ditto that turns into pokemon porn
Good job Hg. You made me not want to come back.
>>5405928
Go ahead. It would probably provide relief.
>>5405933
They are wonderful. If only I could've been buried with these.
>>5405900
I-I was joking... Although I wouldn't mind it...
>>5405942
>popular
>>5405942
>Ditto
>Popular
>>5405921
...Sqruak?
>She flaps her wings and raises off the ground a bit, and starts trying to get the snake with her talons.
Me, me, pickle pee! Sqruak!
>>5405942
Kill yourself Uta
>>5405933
NIGHT 7, AN ALIEN SOMEHOW DIES OF THIRST. WOULDN'T HE JUST DRINK BLOOD, OR SOMETHING...?
>>5405942
>i am glad you are able to escape this hell
>>5405942
BOI
>>5405942
>popular
>>5405942
Shut up and post Erica porn like a good girl.
>>5405942
ehm... sir, im not using ditto in hg anymore
>>5405812
Don't dare mention my name, trash.
>>5405942
if you would pay attention you'd see the ditto gets shitposted every day
>>5405971
Maybe it too wants this to be over
>>5405914
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
>>5405936
I'm more a fan of XYZs, but rituals are nice~ Never made a deck for them tho. My friend was big into them and I smashed him time and time again.
>>5405959
You're never joking. Don't lie anon.
>>5405942
Me, me! Pickle pee! Sqruak! You, you! Pump-a-really should kill yourself!
>>5405942
Still better than Erica.
>>5405928
>He had nothing to lose. Wether telling the archer or not what he was about to say ment nothing to him.
..I face a difficult decision of either slaying an old friend in order to prevent a catastrophe OR leave him..or her be and let this realm be consumed by madness..potentially.
Do not worry about it. Whatever my decision will be, It shall be with a clean heart and mind....whatever it takes.
>>5405971
DAY 8, DICK KICKEM DIES OF AN INFECTION. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BANGING SETSUNA, MANWHORE.
>>5405905
MY FACE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A GRAPE
>>5405942
Please use Erica so I can pull out hehe nigga anon again. It's been so long
>>5405952
>shoots an arrow into his throat
There.
>>5405999
>She stares at him for what feels like hours.
Oh. That's not good.
>>5405993
>XYZs are probably my least favorite, mostly because of how they're spelt as to how they're pronounced.
>Unlimited Nekroz and back in the day to a far lesser extent, Gishkis would fuck you up.
>>5405993
You had to be saved by the red asshole guy
>>5406014
A blueberry though...
You were the chosen community /HG/! It was said you would destroy the cancer, not join them! You were supposed to bring balance to the games. Not leave them in darkness!
>>5405971
>"Are you sure, miss?"
Positive. This will work out.
>>5405967
*the talons manage to scratch the girl's head*
*she jumps away from the bird*
What are you doing?
>>5406008
Finally! Another bath!
>>5406028
my face doesn't look like any kind of fruit, take that back
>>5406014
Yeah.
It looks more like a stupid idiots.
>>5406019
>After the archer breaks the silence, Corrin can only sigh heavily, feeling as if a burden has been lifted from his shoulders.
The mere thought of making the wrong choice eats at me. Thank you for hearing me out.
..Not even lady Azura knows of this. I do not wish to trouble her with my problems.
>>5406042
Nope, you look like a big blueberry.
>>5406008
AND WE HAVE A WINNER!
>>5406036
IT'S OVER OBI-WAN
I HAVE THE LOWGROUND
>>5405993
Yeah you're right, I'm totally not lying about it.
>>5405986
You just did, faggot. You were using him in here since the day you arrived. Just fuck off to whatever thread you use them in now and stay there.
>>5406047
I won't tell her then.
>>5406064
She seems nice. I'm glad she won.
Everyone here is making me sad. I need to go somewhere else.
>>5406045
>>5406062
I'm going to kill both of you
>>5406064
PROPER WINCARD: NEVER
>>5406025
>Great, now I'm having Nekroz flash backs. Thanks, Now I need to call my therapist.
>>5406026
>Saved
Nah nigga. I tapped out.
>>5406080
Naughty!
>>5406092
Thanks for hosting
>>5406071
I UNDERESTIMATE YOUR POWER.
>>5406092
Congrats Sienna, and thanks for hosting dude
>>5406090
Just kill me by crushing my head in your thighs.
>>5406064
I apologize in advance.
>"Let's put this game to a rest."
>>5406093
Ah ha! You just confessed to the wrecking
>>5406039
You, you! Pickle pee! Sqruak! Pickle pee!
>>5406110
I'll kill you in such a horrible way people won't even recognize the corps
petition to ban pickle pee cancer from all games
>>5406083
Again, I must thank for. This time for being discreet. And...take care. Do not let the words of the faceless one affect you.
>He pats the archer on the head and back
We will meet again, Setsuna.
>>5406064
I deserve this much.
>>5406092
Congratulations, ma'am. And thank you.
>>5406093
>RITUALS ARE LOVE RITUALS ARE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION
>I love how the progression of the DT Water tribes in terms of sheer infuriation.
>>5406092
Thanks for hosting and Congrats
>>5406093
I know I'm more then naughty. I'm a horny perverted bastard.
>>5406127
>>5406127
Is this where I sign?
>>5406126
Nnyuh, you're so dirty~
"Someone's having fun? NOT ON MY WATCH"
>>5406160
what?
I bathe everyday, with soap!
>>5406083
Thank you. Hopefully you can feel better the next time you arrive. Safe travels.
>>5406092
This is more than enough. Thank you for having us, sir.
>>5406119
Calm down miss! Don't make me-
*Leviathan quickly rises from her head*
>"What is the matter, Sienna?"
>>5406108
>>5406134
>>5406136
You all fought valiantly. Thank you for being my opponents this time.
>lifes got me down
>spark a blunt
>order two large pizzas
>watch the nutshack unironically
I think i hit nirvana
>>5406186
>She flies at the snek and tries to bite it again.
Sqruak! Pickle pee!!
>>5406171
You're such a baaaaka~
>>5406209
You're the idiot!
Show me your face so I can kick your ass!
>>5406189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZMBRZP74lw
>>5406171
I remember that time where i had to go booching inside a vending machine so i wouldn't have to broom onto that sparking ditch.
>>5406227
No, you're such a naughty little girl~!
>Setsuna immediately went to ERP after being chased off
keke
>>5406240
Woah, you're really a loser, then.
Stop being such a big loser.
>>5406252
SHOW YOUR FACE
>>5406272
>Chased off
They usually leave soon after a game
>>5406273
Why would I do That?
>>5406206
>"I will not hesitate to burn you to a crisp!"
Both of you cut this out! Right now!
>>5406304
So I can kick your skull into the ground
>>5406092
Thank you for hosting.
>>5406272
Ah, I wanna taste a dick~
>>5406305
You, you! Sqruak! Me, me! Pickle pee! Sqruak! Me, me! Pickle pee!
>She doesn't really listen and keeps being antsy and trying to get snek
>>5406305
>>5406364
>"Give me the cue, and I'll light her up.
That won't be happening. I know that she can calm down.
*she extends her hand again*
>>5406387
How delightful. Both the gift and you. Thank you, sir.
Heres an idea....
STOP BEING SO FUCKING DEAD
>>5406437
>She bends down and presses her cheek against Squigly's hand, flap-flapping her wings and staring at the snek.
Sqruak.. Me, me, pickle pee.
>>5406458
Just let it die.
>>5406437
>>5406458
No need to be so rude. Some just can't help it.
>>5406460
Okay miss. I don't know what you want from him but it can't happen. Hurting him is bad.
>>5406506
U-um...miss you smell like..something died
>Gags a little then sprays febreeze in your direction
>walks into thread
Good afternoon everyone!
>>5406458
You called?
>>5406458
Piss off, I'm busy.
>>5406546
Fuck off Erich Hartmann
>>5406546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNCVriK5PjI
>>5406546
Fuck off Erich Hartmann
>>5406569
Sit on my face.
Greetings denizens of the arena. It appears you are without any games at the moment, so I suppose I shall wait with you all for the next bout of combat.
>>5406546
Fuck off Erich Hartmann
>>5406583
Are you a pervert?
Why would I do that?
>>5406458
I can fix that. 24 or 36?
>>5406571
>>5406458
Yeah, I'm busy too! Can't you see I'm working hard?
>>5406506
>She raises up and rubs her nose against Squigly's neck.
Pickle pee, pickle pee..!
>>5406596
You, you!
>>5406596
ayy lmao
>>5406603
Yes, I'm a cute, perverted, anime girl. Now sit on my face.
>>5406596
Hey... you
>>5406608
New game when?
>>5406596
Greetings to you as well. My name is Dr. Samuel Hayden. What will you have me call you?
>>5406605
36.
>>5406629
I would have done it, had you said anything else. But now you just sound like a huge creep.
Goodbye.
>>5406572
>give me a valid reason on why I am Erich Hartmann that is not the "Any old 3d ava is Janus" thing.
>>5406534
You are correct. You wouldn't be the first to notice.
>"Not quite the observant one, is he?
>>5406546
Same to you, sir. Hope nothing bad happened since our last talk.
>>5406596
Make yourself at home.
>>5406615
*she can't help but smile at the contact*
I'm glad you understand miss. Sorry for the trouble.
>>5406605
The former seems to be enough.
>>5406608
>>5406640
As soon as you, kamina, squid girl, and wiggins leave forever.
>>5406657
Any old 3d ava is Janus.
>>5406596
You'll wind up doing that a lot, you know.
>>5406607
I dunno what with, but I'm sure you are.
>>5406670
You tap Meiya like all the time.
It's only fair.
>>5406674
>>5406659
Nothing much has happened, besides trying to practice my bass saxophone and write up some new tunes. Hey, what's that thing in your head?
>point to the worm thing
>>5406659
>She goes back to flapflapping her wings.
Me, me! Pickle pee! Sqruak! Me, me! Pump-a-rum!
>>5406640
When you stop having auch an appetite for dicks. Aka never.
>>5406717
Did somebody say something about appetite for dicks?
>LF
>>5406682
It's a fabrication. Saber is too "honorable" to participate in any of that.
>>5406726
I heard it too, sweetheart.
>KK
>>5406657
this chuck yeager shit
>>5406726
Lets skip the appetizer, i have a full course for you.
>KK
>>5406615
Ah, it is the bird-creature again.
>He tucks his arms in and flaps them for you.
You, you, Pickle-pee. Squack.
>>5406623
>
>>5406634
Salutations earthling.
>>5406649
My name is Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi. It is a pleasure to meet you Dr. Samuel Hayden.
>>5406659
That is my intent.
>He raises an eyebrow as he gazes upon you.
Your physical state is quite strange to me. At a glance I can tell that your vital signs are... lacking, so to say.
>>5406680
Noted. I had arrived at one other time when you were all without entertainment as well.
First 24. If I don't like you, you're out.
>>5406764
Courfeyrac
>>5406764
Adrian Rollini
>>5406764
Umaru
>>5406764
Cirno
If you don't like me, you're already dead
>>5406764
Pickle Pee
>>5406764
(You)
>this is an entry
>>5406764
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5406764
Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi
>>5406756
Earthling? What, are you some kind of alien in disguise or something?
>>5406764
Ronald Mcdonald
>>5406764
Maria and Harusame
>>5406756
Tch, you sound pretty used to waiting, too.
>>5406764
Rika
>>5406764
Los Wachiturros
>>5406764
Band Dinosaur
>>5406764
Saber
>>5406764
Squigly
>>5406701
I'm surprised you haven't noticed him yet. His name is Leviathan.
>>5406712
Ah yes. What do you want me to do with you?
>>5406756
Ohoho. Lacking would be exaggeration in my case.
>>5406776
I want my own Cirno.
>>5406764
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5406764
Kiichi Miyazawa
>>5406776
Cirno is cute!CUTE!
>>5406764
Megane
>>5406764
Maid-chan
>>5406802
There's only one me, and I'm my own boss
>>5406743
https://nhentai.net/g/83918/
>>5406764
Natsuki Subaru
>>5406797
Pickle pee! Sqruak! Me, me, pump-a-rum! You, you! Sqruak!
>>5406764
Fumi Kanno
>>5406764
sans
>>5406764
AOKI REIKA!
>>5406764
Ge-Ge
>>5406764
XD
>>5406804
Please change my name to fruitcake
>hikki
>>5406756
And to you as well. It's been quite some time since I've come in contact with an extra terrestrial. Would you mind if I asked you some questions?
>>5406764
Samuel Hayden
>>5406810
Please tell me I don't know already!
I'm the cutest, smartest, strongest, bestest!
No-one can top me
>>5406764
Kuga the Sealed One
>>5406819
Oh really now?
>throws in boiling water
>pours into ice tray
>sticks in freezer
>takes tray out a couple hours later
If he skips me I'm hosting over.
>>5406766
>I just like to see what kind of bullshit anons come up with, like this >>5406747.
>>5406797
Leviathan? Like that big bad monster in the bible that ate its own tail? It looks kinda small to me.
>>5406764
Sonia Cage
>>5406764
Serenity
>>5406835
Pardon our intrusion, but are you familiar with a similar being known as Plutia?
>>5406845
>>5406764
Police-kun
>>5406764
Baki Hanma
>>5406764
Koyomi Araragi
>>5406858
Yup, why?
>>5406764
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5406854
>I got caught so I'll just call it bullshit
>>5406842
Cooome baaack
Or suffer my curse
>>5406863
>takes one of the Crinos
See? Now I have my own Cirno!
>>5406764
Nathan Hale
>>5406785
I am indeed an alien, but I am not under any disguise. I come from the Magellanic Clouds, light-years away from this realm, and I am in search of habitable planets.
>>5406789
I am fairly adaptable, so to say. Waiting seems to be the theme in this land, so it is something I have innately picked up on.
>>5406797
Would you care to elaborate?
>>5406840
You are free to ask anything you wish of me, Doctor.
>>5406887
>kills the small Cirno
There can be only one
>>5406895
>Takes another one
I can do this all day.
>>5406764
>>5406884
What curse is that?
>>5406910
>kills all of them except myself
I-I hate having to hurt myself
>>5406913
I dont know... i just wanted to sound cool
>>5406919
What is 2+2?
>>5406879
>how is that concrete evidence that I am Erich Hartmann? I only called it like that because I found it ridiculous because you seem to think it's concrete evidence that proves that I am Erich
>>5406825
I'm afraid I can't translate. Do you want something of me or not?
>>5406854
>"Those stories always exaggerate the older they become. I wasn't that much larger. Pleased to meet you. Sienna has told me positive things of you."
>>5406894
I am dead sir. A living corpse if you will. My vitals are completely absent.
>>5406875
Do take care the next time you encounter her. She may have undergone some very noticeable changes.
>>5406919
>huggu
>>5406894
You sure are handling this awful casually, you know that?
>>5406894
Huh. Neat. Why do you look like a human if you're not in disguise though?
Check
>>5406894
Excellent. Now, why are you visiting our solar system? Does your species have a means of producing power? What kind of weaponry does your kind have in possession?
>>5407004
There's enough to bump to 36.
>>5406942
Sqruak. Pickle pee. Me, me.
>>5407004
Sqruak! Sqruak! You, you! Me!
>>5406942
Hey, it talks! Pleased to meet you too! That's something you don't see everyday. What exactly is it, some sort of snake?
>>5407004
Hmmm. District 4 looks interesting. The woman in plate armour looks like a worthy opponent one day....proceed.
Which avatar is the most cancerous in the current thread?
>>5407004
>cherrypicked to fuck
People wonder why our community is DOA?
>>5406932
It's probably 4
>>5406950
Don't touch me like that, peasant
Hi everyone!
>>5407015
yeee
>>5407044
yeee
>>5407004
>Liking Maria, Kuga, Kamina, Okabe, Autissa, Hikki, Nepgear, and 3 dangans
Fuck off KK
>>5407042
The host.
>>5407072
>Not liking Nepgear
Lmao get a load of this guy
>>5407065
>>5407065
day one
>>5407072
mad.
>>5407087
>Liking Neptunia cancer
>>5406942
Curious... A being which lives on despite being deceased. I would like to figure out more about you, corpse-woman.
>>5406972
There has been nothing I've encountered here which has surprised me. I have seen many things during my intergalactic travels.
>>5406977
>He stares at you curiously.
I do not look very human at all.
>>5407006
My death ray is in my other uniform, but I have brought with me an electric toothbrush. You needn't worry though, for I come in peace. I am searching for planets which are able to support life if we of the Magellanic Clouds need ever seek refuge.
>>5407065
>>5407095
Apologies, but this is necessary to progress further.
>>5407100
This primitive weapon may prove useful.
>>5407095
Oh my God they killed Araragi!
>>5407072
Can you host over please?
>>5407065
SIT. STILL.
>>5407100
...Mima?
>>5407116
Any examples you care to share here?
>>5407103
>being a tumor
Cut yourself open.
>>5407060
Hello there!
>>5406835
>>5407116
Is this the ayy lmao version of Gay Priest?
>>5407116
>emoji image name
????
>>5407129
>Actually defending your waifu trash vn
I bet you like that autistic cripple girl vn too
>>5407117
We really need more South Park avatars.
>>5407137
>liking inferior neps
Disgusting
>>5407133
i feel like vidya brb 5 mins
>>5407004
All those people...
Is it too much to put them back in?
>>5407025
Okay miss. I have something for you.
*she begins to reach towards her own face before stopping*
I suggest you turn away.
>>5407026
>"Why wouldn't I talk?"
He is a symbiote sir. He can't live without a host.
>>5407060
Hello sir. How do you do?
>>5407133
My skin!.
>"Treat it immediately."
>>5407116
Interesting, no? I will help to the best of my ability I'm still new to this.
>>5407149
it's aliens
He's an alien
>>5407150
>your
>>5407149
Here you go m8, have fun.
>>5407180
>>5407128
Examples of what, might I ask? Alien life I have encountered? My homeworld?
>>5407148
>No. Just an ayylmao.
>>5407149
>ayy lmao.
>>5407172
I am intrigued by the serpent-like creature protruding from your cranium. What exactly is this specimen?
>>5407150
>Neptunia
>A vn
>proving you don't even know what you're talking about
>>5407116
Funny you should mention that. We're somewhat looking for the same thing. Tell me, how advanced is your species, scientifically?
The UAC has lately been drawing energy directly from Hell and refining it into usable, argent plasma. However, opening portals to Hell most definitely has it's downsides, such as letting out all manners of demons and awakening some rather irritating marines. Could you lend me a hand?
>>5407150
I haven't even seen whatever nep's from.
Stop shitposting.
>>5407201
I wouldn't touch that fucking game with a 12 foot pole, of course I don't know what it is. Sorry I offended your raging hardon for your 2D drawings. Hope you meet that aniemay gurl of ur dreems someday, loser.
>>5407116
You look pretty human right now man, at least as far as I can tell
>>5407200
Just interesting things, I guess. Pretty fond of tanks, for one.
>>5407004
You missed me, but I wouldn't have participated anyway.
>>5407152
I wanted to play Kenny but
>Silent avatars
I don't know how.
give me goodnight kissus, ladies
>>5407276
Kenny speaks muffled
hell it would be funny if you just ava Kenny, type muffled replies, and people just assume to know what you're saying
>>5407172
>brb going to eat
So is that like a parasite? Or is it beneficial for both of you?
>>5407172
You, you! Sqruak! Me, me, pickle pee, pickle pee! Me, me, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!
>She just looks closer.
>>5406945
Huuuuh, like what?
>>5407137
>pets
Thanks.
>>5407170
that's 5 minutes
>>5407287
>>5407300
>and people just assume to know what you're saying
I don't think people are that smart or creative to do something like that.
>>5407287
Go ask that in ERP. Nobody here wishes to plant their mouth anywhere near your foul face.
>>5407306
...Interesting indeed. Some form of demon, perhaps?
>>5407170
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
>>5407241
And the end of the day, we're all in a garbage disposal plank on a Korean Cartoon Picture Hub, so you don't have a soap box to stand on.
>>5407241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0ffTaj3ghY
>>5407331
Damn
Would be cool to see one day
>>5407313
This means we're getting married now.
>>5407347
It would be, but it's impossible in a place like this.
Maybe one day, but I believe we'll all be dead or gone by then.
>>5407217
Our kind has no interest in needless violence. We do possess weaponry and the capabilities of space travel, but our use of them are quite scarce.
>>5407246
Do you doubt my claims of being an alien?
>>5407262
I do not possess such machinery, but I do own a flying saucer which I used to reach this location.
>>5407351
Those birds do have a point, you know
Why does hg have double standards?
>>5407349
No deal!
>>5407344
Wow, maybe I should go out and buy a dictionary so I can understand what the fuck you just said.
>only 1 kissu
i hate you guys
>>5407381
Yes deal.
>>5407339
....Can you find a cure?
>>5407313
She may possess several rather Gothic features, a tail, her horns have yet to sprout though.
>>5407339
Me, me! Pickle pee! Sqruak! Me, me! Pump-a-rum!
>>5407373
No, I've been around here for way too long to count it out as a possibility, it's just that on the surface, you appear human
>>5407287
>Throws wrench
>>5407373
Which you're either unwilling or incapable of demonstrating, no doubt.
>>5407403
>kissu
>>5407376
check my standards
>>5407383
Didn't know they allowed people that can't understand basic language on this shitty site.
The more you know.
>>5407376
Because there are many people who hold different opinions
>>5407421
Did you fuck a girl so hard she started turning into a demon?
>>5407437
check my triple standards
>>5407200
You mean Leviathan. He is a parasite. You are familiar with those, right?
>>5407287
You wouldn't want a kiss from me. Have a good day.
>>5407303
>See ya
This benefits the both of us. He doesn't have to die and he can assist in whatever. I've heard of people having problems with this. Thankfully it doesn't happen with him and I.
>>5407306
Ah! You really want to see huh? Okay miss.
*she lifts up her bang, showing her lack of an eye and reaches in there*
>>5407373
"Needless violence"? Mr. N'Shi, here at the UAC, we wish nothing of the sort. Argent Plasma is the key to rebuilding our fading world and solving the energy crisis.
As an added bonus, if you choose to help me, I will let your kind use our facilities as you please--there is enough Hell energy to go around and be refined.
>>5407423
.....I see. May I remove a piece of your flesh to examine at a later date?
>>5407447
>oh shit waddup
>>5407447
>Posting more anime
Lol. Clear I'm just talking to a weaboo idiot too clouded by their want to grope some anime tiddies to understand how sad they are.
>>5407403
Contract ebola
>>5407486
B-but that is ya boi guzma, he's Pokemon
>>5407486
(You)
>>5407486
>anime
Fucking kek.
>>5407449
Yes. It was her desire, despite what she may say.
>not knowing pokemon started out as an anime
>not knowing pokemon came from japan
>not knowing the creator of pokemon literally and yes I'm being 100% serious is on the autism specturm
>>5407566
Pokemon started out as a videogame
Then it became an anime
Then it became a manga
>>5407431
Is that so? I don't believe my appearance is human in the slightest.
>>5407434
>He taps his wrist watch.
If I were to summon it, it would arrive in three to five day's time.
>>5407459
Yes, but not one of his likeliness. Your Leviathan seems more animal than parasite.
>>5407468
Apologies, but this does not fall in line with my current orders.
>>5407563
You should do that to Setsuna so she doesn't take anon abuse anymore.
>>5407566
>pokemon started out as an anime
>being this wrong.
>>5407595
This made me laugh out loud
>>5407588
Phew...shoulda just used magic.
>>5407566
>being wrong on the internet
>when you can check facts with a quick search
>>5407577
>>5407577
(You)
what kind of steel should I make my katana out of
>>5407622
Pokemon (the game) came out in 1996
The anime came out in 1998
>>5407610
Leaving it that far away doesn't exactly sound safe, you know.
>>5407640
Ice
>>5407640
Anything but Japanese iron. That impure island shit makes crap steel, hence why the fuckers had to "fold it over 1,000 times" just to make a decent blade.
>>5407566
>>5407577
>>5407577
>Started out as a video game
>Is an animu because "reason s".
Just admit you're fucking wrong and save yourself further embarrassment
>>5407618
Doing so would be more than ill advised on our part. We spoke with her already, and believe she will respond much more positively in the future
>>5407652
I do not see reason to worry.
>>5407563
>talking to people who weren't involved about an ERP session
Why can you do LITERALLY nothing right?
>>5407610
They can take on many forms. There's even one that looks like a bad wig.
>>5407610
Huh. Weird
>distracted with vidya, sorry man
-Junpei
>The birb gets spooked and flies away
>>5407710
What happened to the Utsuho avatar?
>>5407725
that was bikko and she lost her house and od'd
>>5407725
I married her.
>Kamina
Don't make a new thread. Let our "host" take care of that.