/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #112 Post lewd reptiles and

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>>5401425
>hair
no
>feathers
no
>completely bald
sure?

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>>5401425
I like feathers or horns, not too keen on complete baldness.

when I masturbate I imagine I'm furiously beating off a dragon

but the dick is always so much larger so the illusion doesn't work well and theres none of the musk and body heat from being underneath a dragon on all fours close to the ground

>>5401425
>hair
Maybe as a mane. I like tartiidrake, and while zonedragon does too much belly-worship for my taste, her 'sona is top cute.
>feathers
Not usually.
>completely bald
Of course.

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Have you made her pancakes today yet, /scaly/?

>>5401736
no, ventuswill is shit

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Test

>>5402379
I want to stroke that long ass neck like it's a cock and then stick my fingers down her mouth and molest her uvula to trigger the gag reflex and pretend her vomit is ejaculation

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>>5402120
So is your face.

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shit monster

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damage sponge

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average

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Might as well post this too I guess

>>5402467
>DICK! DICK! DIIIIIIIIICK! HUMAN DICK!!

incredible

>>5402505
Clever girl

I don't suppose anyone saved the homoerotic reimagining of The Lusty Argonian Maid someone posted last thread? I missed it and the link is dead.

Bald isn't an issue for me.

>>5401736
Ventuswill is my favorite character to bully.

>>5402467
how does she even understand what a penis is let alone what to do with it

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>>5402737
Bad Anon! Bad!

>>5402693
I wasn't interested in it so I didn't save it.

He did say he was going to give the sound files for the skirim reads mod though.

>>5402693

https://clyp.it/snbt0uc3

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>tott
Typically bald, maybe some horns or a feather headdress.

>>5401736
>mfw I have monster slaves who live just to make pancakes for Ventuswill

>>5403912
>cut fags

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>>5403933
Looks like we got ourselves a meshuggah that doesn't remember the 3 trillion!

>>5403933
Pretty sure the foreskin is just pulled back. If it was cut the upper part of the dick wouldn't be bunched up and there would be a dark ring around the middle.

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>>5403933
>Starting cut vs uncut shit on /trash/
kek

>>5403301
>>5404030
Do you have the cap where Ventuswill threatens to eat you and gives you the choice of pretty much "no" or "head first please"?

>>5403912
how did she figure out how to do this

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>>5403912
Please give source, I beg you

>>5404123
Yes

>>5404500
Humans are always for mouthplay. Gets the body nice and slick for other play.

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>>5404566
What if that was your son, anon

>that one vore pic of Venti

>>5403902
>>5403912
Never saw these Ventuswill's before. How'd you find them?

>>5404610
I would probably be impressed he managed to land a dragon. Dragons are top tier.
>that one vore pic of Venti
You can't just say things like that and not post them. I didn't know Venti HAD vore, considering how little porn she has.

>>5404610
That scene where she takes your daughter flying is adorable.

Too bad it;s only a cutscene.

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>TotT
Feathers and baldness are good. Hair I don't like in anything that needs investment.

But what I really don't get is this weird trend of drawing dragons and kobolds with pointy ears. I thought they were reptiles? Frills are fantastic, but ears are just strange.

>>5404500
I should do all the choices. Even if I have to beat the boss like twice more.

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>>5404682
Le Trigger Warning: Vore

>>5404691
Well, it's true that your kid really loves her Aunt Vento.

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>>5403301
Part 2

>>5404707
I thought I was the only one to notice how strange it is.

>>5404749
They're all funny enought to be worth it.

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>>5404773
>Shyguy9 art
>not digestion
>Ventuswill
>friendly taunting instead of "lol ur my snack 5evr now"
It's... beautiful.

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Any fa/tg/uys here?
What do you think of Dragonborn?

>>5404773
More people should do none-vore versions of vore pics. It would look cute otherwise.

>>5404823
I like their dreadlock things

I'm learning to play 5e, so maybe I'll try to make a Dragonborn character after I get used to playing.

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>>5404824
>>5404819
Well, you could edit it out of that pic, or this sketch

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>>5404823
>What do you think of Dragonborn?

Skyrim lied to me, the most I got was an Argonian, no dreadlocks, no sell

Curse you, Todd Howard!

>>5404773
>meme fetishes

rofl

>>5404500
http://tenseiani.blog64.fc2.com/blog-entry-815.html

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I like bodypaint

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Why is it that /tg/ keeps getting me to write vore rather than normal dragon smut? They've gone from "I seduce the dragon" to "I want the dragon to shove me up its dick."

>>5407758
I thought /tg/ got rid of all the lewd posters along with /wst/, thanks to mods

There are still dragon posters there?

>>5409628
just make a dragon thread and they will flock

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>>5404500
Fuck, I just realized I already had that saved, but instead of naming it anything with "Ventus" in it, I decided to call it "Voretuswill.png"

>>5409628
I'm not really a fan of /d/'s "dickgirls on everything" attitude, so I still occasionally write there.
And yeah, it's a board where kobolds and dragons are frequent encounters and thus massive fetish fuel. Who knows, maybe I'll think of a continuation for the Ezzi green next kobold thread I see. I'm sure a lot of the writers went away when they killed /wst/ and nuked lewds for a while, but human sexuality towards dragons isn't something that can just be stopped.

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>>5407758
>They've gone from "I seduce the dragon" to "I want the dragon to shove me up its dick."

Is it really that vore oriented? I thought there would a lot of waifu-ing, but maybe it attracts more extremes as it goes along.

>>5409776
Well, it's closer to "someone starts a thread with a dragon in it, people toss around somewhat lewd ideas, someone mentions vore, everyone else is either into it and accelerates degeneracy or isn't into it and decides that the vorefags have claimed it, off to a different general.

Speaking of generals, apparently hiding "quest" and "general" on /tg/ eliminates about 4 full pages of threads, and I find myself frequently wishing they'll FINALLY DECIDE TO MOVE ALL QUEST THREADS TO /QST/ instead of faffing about

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>>5409833
>I find myself frequently wishing they'll FINALLY DECIDE TO MOVE ALL QUEST THREADS TO /QST/ instead of faffing about

I seriously wondered this the other day when I went to the DnD general to look up materials to learn how to play.

/qst/ was made in april, 5 goddamn months ago, there is no reason to not just tell the remaining quests to fuck off at this point, they had the time to adjust, tell them to go away already so my filters don't catch unrelated threads with them.

>explanation
Ahh, I see, makes sense that they would leave if it got too (fetish) for them

>>5402120
Say that to me irl and see what happens m8

>tfw scared everyone away with my voreposts
s-sorry

>>5413745
I figured I was the one making most of the voreposts, anon. Were you helping?

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>>5413914
Yes, it was me.

>>5413926 NO MORE OF THIS FUCKING SPICK'S SHITE SKREEEE REEEEE!

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>play game
>find demon metal dragoness that turns into a jet during flight
>this plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXS63bl7_u8

How do you react?

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Heck.

>>5414529
>when the fish hits the croc

Cute.

>>5414554
WHEN THE FISH HITS THE CROC
'CAUSE ALL HE DID WAS GAWK
THAT'S AMORE

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>>5414612

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>>5414612

>>5401425
>hair
FUCK no, i'm real autistic on that shit if it has hair it's not a scaly it's one of those bastard hybrids, that's what the feathers and horns are for
>feathers
see above
>completely bald
doesn't matter

I also like to add if you add "boobs" for the females DO NOT put nipples on them, I know lizards aren't supposed to have breast period but if you're going to add them for appeal or showing different genders then NO nips.

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>>5401425
Bald > feathers > hair, but I don't get nearly as triggered by hair alternatives as some anons here
The biggest thing that gets my goad are lips, they just always look shoehorned and awful to me

>>5402467
Why the fuck do chinktoons have shit scralwed all over it? Motion lines, sound effects, steam, fake blushes...it's never sensual and slow - they're constantly screaming whenever they have sex. And it's all the same in every image no matter who makes it. What is with Japanese culture that makes them do eveything the same?

>>5415211
>What is with Japanese culture that makes them do eveything the same?

Err...Well being an individual is frowned upon, but I don't think it ties directly to porn.

I do agree with you that it should go slower, it's like 0 to 60 sometimes

>>5414877
>>i'm real autistic on that shit if it has hair
Autistic isn't the word to describe you.
>what is filoplumes for $400 Alex

>>I also like to add if you add "boobs" for the females DO NOT put nipples on them, I know lizards aren't supposed to have breast period but if you're going to add them for appeal or showing different genders then NO nips.
Literally there is no reason why nipples and scales can't exist together, so unless we're dealing with a realistic representation of some actual species or relation to one then you really can't take issue with this.

I've designed like twelve or so sci-fi races over the years that feature non-mammalian "mammaries" and four of them have scales or scale analogues, perfectly within the realm of possibility beyond the mild handwavium that made them humanoid. (well, mostly) Hair is a little different, but much like with birds there's nothing in the rules that says -all- of the creature needs to be covered in scales.

What you should take issue with though is the mechanism in which nipples and hair are presented, a flowing mane sprouting literally from scales doesn't make sense. Same thing with nipples just suddenly being there on a scale, and not the scales contouring around them to form a strong support. (consider the nipple as an orifice and it makes sense) Biological fuckeries and flukes of evolution aside, biomechanics are the top dog when it comes to creature design in real life and in realistic and sensible fantasy.

What bothers me is when people ignore that, it's so simple to just make concepts like "lizard + tiddies :D" work if the author/creator just put a -little- effort into it.

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>>5415111

I agree with this guy and his trips. However, pubes on scalies triggers me like no other.

>>5415490
What about featherpubes, or more like a down.

>>5415572

I wouldn't like it but it wouldn't ruin an image for me.

>>5415788
That is a thicc tail

me likey

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>>5415111
Yup, trips of truth. Bimbo lips are the boner killer.

I dont give any shits about what keratin formations appear on their heads/bodies as long as it is presented well.

I've always thought the horns + fins/spines/webbing combo looked especially nice, pic related.

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>>5415861
Meaty tail is best tail

>>5415460
>filoplumes
Oh look one of those assholes trying to make Dinosaurs less cool

begone!

>>5416221
>hemipenes
Any images of scalie/furry girls getting fucked in both holes at once by a guy?

Which stories in the smutdex in particular stand out the most as good examples of writing?

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>>5416426
>Oh look one of those assholes trying to make Dinosaurs less cool
... Filoplumes exist on actual birds though. Like live ones. Today.

Even beyond that there's "regular feathers" that look a lot like fur, also on birds today.

>>5416992
There's a guides and tips section

MersenniusPrime is a good writer as is the Red-Hot Rebound story

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>>5416851

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>>5417078

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>>5417016
okay

>>5417227
he needs to eat a sandwich

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What is /scaly/ up to?

>>5418509
being a fetishfag instead of sleeping

and watching some vine-dude play bad games

>>5409549
that man got a drill dick

>vertically orientated double dicks

it's as retarded as tits

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>>5418509
sleeping

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>>5418509
Being a huge coward in subnautica

>>5418520
which one? I only ever watch Joel

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>>5418681
Vinny

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>>5418509
drawing anon requests for warmups

>>5418759
Aww...

I wish I could fall asleep in my dragonfu's arms...

Are you interested in anymore requests, or willing to share some art?

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>>5418777
I can't very well refuse requests here when the word of Kek asks it. Holy trips checked and shadilay, I would be honored to take one.

My lewd art's at http://terriblepornography.tumblr.com/

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>>5418850
T-rex gal pining her boyfriend under her tummy mischievously, please?

>>5418850
femmy male kobold in a harem girl outfit

boner visible is yes

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>>5418906
You're all a pack of weirdos, you know that?

But I do like this. Maybe I'll ink and color it - after I find out if I got any anatomical details wrong. Sheesh, this must be the first time I've drawn a T. rex since I was six years old.

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>>5419282
Adorable rexy. I hope you do, it came out sweet.
>heart eyes

So nice

sanzoposters need to go
it's getting bored already, posting pretty much the same shit from a mediocre artist every single thread

>>5419380
thank you for your input anon

i don't care

>>5419282
That jeep tho

Best Jurassic park adventure ever

>>5419380
>stop posting what i dont like
literally kill yourself

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>>5418953
Imaginative! I like it.

>>5419632
happy to see us or is that just his lil' lizard friend

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>>5401425
...Is that a fucking Goomba?

>>5419632
EXCELLENT

>>5419632
bruh

I like you

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>>5418850
>Alakazam

Well, that's a rare sight.

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Slackwyrm anyone?

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>>5420764

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>>5420947

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>>5420864
Speaking of why do you guys think are the sexiest kind of dragon?

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>>5418906
Surprise, surprise!

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>>5421008

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>>5421023
That's really cute.

>>5418850
Draw a dragon doing dragon things.

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>>5420976

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There's going to be a VR-Game called "Robinson The Journey" and you have a cutey raptor girl as friend

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>>5421212

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>>5421478

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>>5421497

>>5421217
>VR
Into the trash it goes.

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>>5421655

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>>5421821

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>>5421846

>>5421655
Wreckt

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>>5421970

>>5406068
>>5406044
>>5406061
What species is she?

>>5422077
hitler?

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>>5422094
sefsefse

>>5421023
A real American qt

would feed meat and spinosaurus to

>>5422340
who?

>>5423342
pokemon maybe

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>>5423422
Nope try again

>>5423439
sparkle dog

>>5423439
crocogator monster

>>5423439
yokai

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>>5423442
>>5423536
Nope!
>>5423523
You're close.

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>>5421970

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>>5423799

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>>5423833

>>5423833
fucking
B R I L L I A N T

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>>5423854

>>5423789
Good with his tongue, I assume. Or the knight just kind of walked into his jaws by himself.

>>5423799
Clever.

>>5423905
Or he just ran away.

>>5423916
Cheek bulge implies to me that he's chewing him up (sorry vorefags), so knight got into Slack's mouth somehow.

>>5423799
L E W D

Slackwyrm is cute.

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>>5424297
The last one for now.

Album: http://imgur.com/a/z7WAr
Author: http://www.joshuawright.net/

Will post more once they arrive

>>5424324
This was an enjoyable read anon, thanks for sharing.

Very cool dragon.

>>5424498
I think I answered more captchas today for that than I do in a month.. Worth it if people enjoy it though

>>5424759
I got a 4chan pass because of a range-ban for a while, feels good not to deal with it.

Also I liked them, there were even lewd and cute ones.

>>5424812
>unironically buying a 4chan-pass
>not knowing how to ban-evade
nigguh

>>5424864
>implying I am a poorfag

I buy lunches that cost more than one

>>5424812
>>5424864
This is the nice thing about owning your own IP ranges. Not having to deal with whatever others did before you.

>>5424894
captchas take <5 seconds to do and never expire
i bet you buy premium versions of antiviruses as well.

>>5424944
>captchas take <5 seconds to do and never expire
That's not true. Solve a captcha and let the reply dialog just sit there and you will see that it certainly will expire after a while. Google captcha has always done this.

>>5424944
>he doesn't like having his PC fully protected

Stay pleb.

>>5424982
Oh wow, you use THAT captcha.
Good goym.

>>5425007
Yes, because usually you just have to click once to validate, unless you plan on posting 30 images in a row.

>>5425007
>implying legacy isn't shit when you are mass uploading

At least images doesn't give me an incomprehensible two words that never get typed right

>>5425058
>two words that never get typed right
One of the two words is written in "fucked up" type and the other is normal. Only the fucked up has to be correct. The normal written word can be whatever you want.

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>>5425076

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>>5425043
See pic

>>5425058
My captcha just gives me a street/house number that I have to type down. Right now it's 11951

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>>5425106
ah, you got the nasty one because google thinks you are a bad user. Mine look like pic at the moment

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>>5425160
>>5425145
>Right now it's 11951
Google has various levels of measuring how good of an user you are. If they think you are a bad user, you get more difficult images.

Mine looks like the attached image. In that case, the word "was" can be typed as whatever you like and it will accept it.

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>ywn play vidya with dragonbro
>ywn laugh as he jokingly talks about how he could totally do the stuff but better
>ywn trade idle threats like him eating you or you spreading that photo of him with a car during competitive games

>>5425160
The best ones are the ones that are just one house number.

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>>5425218
>preading that photo of him with a car

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>>5425198
You know that clicking the box itself takes just as much time as typing down my captcha right now? And that's not even the hard part of your captcha.
At least you're not using the "click boxes" one.

>>5425253
He was pretty strongly influenced by that one series of drawings on the Internet. Then accidentally uploaded the video file when trying to text about his fuckup.
Neither would really happen, of course. There's nothing dangerous about sitting next to a carnivore who could probably eat you in one bit and is upset that you keep winning.

>>5425218

Any more of this Dragon?

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>>5425410
The easiest way to deal with a skub dragon is to say

"It's just a game, bro :^)"

That should clear things up.

>>5425449
Not that I know of - Google doesn't have anything, and e621 doesn't seem to have it (I checked safe and questionable in case vore qualified it as Q, but no dice).

>>5425275
>You know that clicking the box itself takes just as much time as typing down my captcha right now

You can tick the box using the keyboard, which is way faster than using the mouse anyways.

>>5425663
That's not the issue, the issue is how long does it have to load.
Anyway, how does google "judge" how good of an user are you?

>>5425723
They seem to eventually mark you as a bad user if you post a lot in a single day.

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I would a snake

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Would you a snake?

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>>5425843
Right all the way. Gotta get in those snek kissus

>>5425843
only anthro, feral is gross

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>>5425843
A raptor?

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>>5425529

That's a shame, he's a qt.

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>>5425893
A deathclaw?

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>>5425862

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>>5425970
A different snake?

>>5425803
It's a combination of posting and using other google services. If you search a lot and watch many youtube videos you do not tend to get flagged as soon as otherwise. You still get downgraded to solving a type of task.

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>>5426108
A different raptor?

>>5426108
Ugh, why do vipers have so much shit art like this?

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Which of these would you rather be?

>>5426229
the artist is hattonslayden, maybe you don't like his artstyle, I'm kinda meh to it, feels same-y

>>5426242
>futa
>talash

>shark with hair

neither

>>5426242
On one hand, you have a futa dick with a very shitty, human-looking foreskin.
On another hand, you're a """""shark""""" with hair.
Can I choose neither?

>>5421683
Why is that

>>5426242
me on left

>>5418509
drew a bad picture of a dragon.

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>>5426189
Several raptors?

>>5426229
How so?
Anatomy seems fine, it has good lines and light shading.

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>>5426242
Recognizing that image, I'd much rather be the one that's not about to get shoved up her ass and digested.

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>>5426242
>Meme fetish on the left
>Shark with hair on the right.

It's a lose-lose situation.

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>>5426359
>dat cheek spreading

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>>5426359
A tyrannosaurus?

>>5427029
Literally looks like the prequel to that one 3d guy fucking a tyrannosaurs picture.

You know what I'm talking about.

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>>5426885
Not JUST cheek spreading

Her sister spreading that cheek

think about that

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>>5427029
Holy shit, I didn't know they did porn of that rex from the good dinosaur.

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>>5427029
The same tyrannosaurus?

>>5427168
>implied incest
>implied orgy
Noice.

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>>5427267
A shark?

>>5427844
excuse me what the fuck
thsi isn't just my browser fucking up, right?

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>>5427168

>>5427875
No, whoever made that image was just dumb.

>>5427934
figures

>>5427844
WALTER YOU FUCKING COCKMONGLER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5427892
those poor raptors

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>>5427844
A kaiju?

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>>5428071
They're supposed to do that, it's fine.
If it helps, later on they get dressed up in tiny tuxedos and serve hors d'oeuvres.

>>5428114
I really should watch Pacific Rim.

>>5428114
I wanna pacific Rim his butthole.

>>5428195
>I wanna pacific Rim her butthole.
FTFY.

>>5428114
>sit on her tail, casually reading a book by the light of her glowing cloaca

>>5428236
it looks like a cuntboy desu

>>5428114
If I touch her tongue, will I die?

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>>5428114
A deviljho?

>>5428343
>dat great jaggi tail
Does that make it count as a threesome?

>>5428343
I would a pickle.

>>5428114
Gimme dat kaiju blue.

>>5427844
Not with that rendering.

>>5427267
>>5427029
Twice!

>>5426359
Just bury me in scaly puss.

>>5426189
With those stockings? Absolutely.

>>5426108
Tasty snek.

>>5425970
Maximum snu snu.

>>5425893
I want her to sit on my face.

>>5425843
Gimme the big one.

>>5428114

Do they have long tongues like that in the movie too?

>>5428696
Yep.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qnGlxye6yOM

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>>5428698

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>>5428696
Yes.

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>>5428768

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>>5428343
A burglar?

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>>5428768
>>5428824
why is rathian so lewd?

>>5428762
>>5428782

Beautiful.

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>>5401425
Hair is normally haram, with some exceptions.
Feathers depend on species.
Scales only is the way to go most of the time.

>>5428853
Dat booty.

Also she has a nice butt.

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>>5428853
More snek?

>>5429566
the joke is over
you can stop anytime now

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>>5429566
A lady with a transformation fetish?

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>>5428824
Why is art of female monster hunter monsters (that isn't some gijinka bullshit) so rare? Is it that monsters who aren't explicitly female in the game come across as mostly masculine? Or is it just another case of fags having inexplicable shitloads of disposable income to blow on commissions?

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What would getting fucked by a deathclaw feel like, /scaly/?

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>>5429771
How's this suit ya?

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>>5429835
Pretty good. I like a good lady zinogre, but I understand why it's such a bara homerun moreso than other monsters

>>5429835
THICC

>>5429790
I think Goris would be a very gentle lover, really.

>>5429771
Most MH shit is so fucking lame.

>doujins and jap porn is literally NOTHING but krinsluts, female hunter sluts in general, and khezu/gigginox garbage

>>5429790
It would be extremely painful

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>>5429928
He probably would, it fits his character.

Geez, but what wouldn't I give to drop a camera on his parents. Kerith seems like the rough type who only defers to Gruthar in political matters.


>>5429952
He's a big guy.

>>5429906
I want to touch Tamamitsune's soapy tail!

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>>5429771
Not sure.

Those recent Diablos pics like the one you posted are kinda nice. Can't have enough SKREEEEEEE.

>>5429855
What does /tg/ have to do with deathclaws?

>>5429981
For you.

>>5429835
>"DAAAMN, GIRL! You look fiiiine!"
>"No, I don't. I look like a smelly garbage bag."
>"Pffffft. Naw, girl. You're mad hot!"
>The hunter's just happy to be included.

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>>5429855

I love stories like this but whenever I read them I only ever really want to be the Deathclaw Alpha.

Gotta get me that human boipussy.

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>>5429763
A little romance?

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>>5430271

>>5430271
I have the opposite problem.

I crave me some monster womens.

>>5430271
Well, I'd restrict myself to the alpha and replacement candidates, anyway.

Only the finest cock for me, please.

>>5429835
>>5430201
OK. But when do they all start making out?

>>5430340
I'd almost fug it, but it's probably underage.

>>5430553
How do you distinguish between a lizard fart and a lizard queef?

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>>5430575
It all comes from the same hole!

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Daily reminder that SS13 houses all the hot lizard cloaca you could ever want.

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>>5430602
I'll never have enough autism to play SS13.

>>5430602
Liggers go home.

Shame my waifu got made /tg/ admin.

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>>5430286
A pair of dragon babes?

>>5430602
what is ss13?

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>>5430652
who, bandit? shaps?

I used to be really fond of Bandit back when I thought she was being tsundere. She also commissioned me to write smut for her once, but she never paid me for it.

I sure miss building autism forts with my lizard waifu, though.

>>5430823

Jesus fuck, is that you Guy?

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>>5430823
AlphaaBeta, actually.
Was part of the decent Basil lizard gang, and did like the rest of said gang: either stop playing, or stop playing ligger.

Not like I'm on much, anyway.
I've become a living meme there and the only thing I do is post-ironically shitposting about lizard sex on the forums because I've pretty much seen everything this game has to offer.

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>>5430890
The one and only.

What's up?

>>5430967

I came here to look at lizard babes and shitpost, didn't expect to find you among the masses. Sorry about your falling out with Sirgir though. You two still an item, or is Sybil fucked beyond repair?