Welcome to the fiftieth edition of the Honnouji Games!
Opening:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaLeO-2Fytg
Rules:
>first 36/48 if I deem it necessary
>Name and image, gender if not too obvious
>Please hold off on filler until mains get in
>Please no bully
>Do not disappoint
>I reserve the right to deny anyone entry for whatever reason
>You can make swaps early on, but be sure to link them to the roster in case I don't see it
>Please be patient with me, I am new and experimenting with the hosting tools
>If you have a ranking (at least one win), please state it in entry, it's been a while since I've hosted and thus I have forgotten a lot of ranks.
>Do your best
INCENTIVES FOR WINNING
>1st win, recognized as first star student
>2nd win, two star student and can make your own school club/team/within reason
>3rd win, third star member
>4th win, you may become one of my devas or open up your own school in a province in Japan
>what is this?
Hunger Games Simulator with completely optional roleplaying/avatarfagging.
>how to join?
Post an image and name within the first specified amount, if you are not too late you will be entered.
>I got in, what do now?
Enjoy the slides I post, or not.
>>5394857
Squigly
>>5394810
S-sorry...
>pauses for a long time
But the white ones, I have exactly the same at home!
>>5394857
Aikawa
Andrew Wiggins
Pred with Pig
Bavaria
Megaman
>>5394857
Ausa the Earth Charmer
Courfeyrac
Hotaru Shidare
Sorey
>>5394857
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5394857
Baron Blade
IM GETTING THAT WISH!
>>5394857
Bessie Higginbottom
Vic Viper
>>5394857
BUFFGUY
Saber
North Korea
>>5394857
Togami Byakuya
>>5394857
Tharja
>>5394857
Xeno Miku
>>5394857
Shinobu
>>5394806
Well you have my thanks.
>>5394857
Dorothy
>>5394893
So how was that American nigger chocolate?
>>5394857
Stalker
Blondie
>>5394857
Asuka the Wanderer
Reigen Arataka
>>5394857
KANAKA KAGAMI
>>5394857
Tabby
>>5394777
That is doubting them! There is no simple way of doing something without something else happening as a result!
>>5394786
You do not have to tell me twice, one of those was hard enough to deal with!
>>5394825
That staff! Are you a... Wait what are they called again? Wait a second it'll come to me!
The Northern German Confederation
V Lila F
>>5394857
Natsuki Subaru
>>5394727(Aussa)
Right... Still, she may just remember one day.
>>5394741
>Nice.
>>5394760(Squigly)
Right. I could be somewhere all alone... But I'm glad I'm not. It's the people I've met and spoken with here that help give me hope.
Metal Gear Hope
>>5394906
Is it so hard to get the guns right?
Ted Cruz
>>5394911
PSYCHE! It was a bagel the entire time.
>>5394914
Fufufu~ Everyone knows the best chocolate comes from Japan.
>>5394928
...Magician?
>>5394936
I can hope, at last. If nothin' else, I can at least teach her 'ta cook so she doesn't bug me whil I'm studyin'. So, how's it goin' on your part?
Late Go
>>5394956
But they don't have gigantic nigger dicks like this in Japan, you import them
>tfw just spent three hours working on two papers due tomorrow because I've spent all my time here
I can already tell this year is going to go great.
>>5394857
Garma Zabi
BUMP THE GAME
Barack Obama
>>5394875
We wear the same kind of underwear, so what. It's not really that big of a deal, is it?
>>5394952
Yukine
>>5394928
But I'm not wrong, now am I?
I don't want to put doubt into your little head, but you should be careful when dealing with people in need.
>>5394857
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>5394964
Still no luck... But I'm not going to give in!
>>5395016
Where's that cute bug girl that used to hang around you?
Request corrections and other services now.
>>5394999
that was terrible
>>5394987
It's cool!
>makes a thumbs up
Where's your room?
>>5395029
YEAH HERE'S A REQUEST
BUMP THE GAME
>>5395029
A few months late, but it will have to do. I accept this challenge.
>>5394999
>She holds it out for a few seconds longer, before shrugging it off and passing it back around
That's exactly what it is, really. How come?
...Also, ya want in on this'un or not?
>>5395017
No change, huh? Oh! Right, that does remind me'a somethin', though!
>>5395029
kys kamina
>>5395029
This is a school, right? Then I'm going to need the proper attire!
>
>>5395029
Looking good!
>>5394964
No no! The name of the class is 'Shadow Warlock' but it's basically just the same thing! So you fill a support role in combat then right? As I've read that's what normal spell based classes do.
>>5395011
When I think like that I just use my gut instinct! It normally works for me.
>>5395029
I'm ready to go! Let's have fun out there!
>>5395035
>33 UIDs
>>5395029
"Ready to be the underdog again Asuka?"
Just leave me. I'll do what I can for this battle.
>Koppa shrugs his shoulders, and leaps off Asuka's shoulder.
>>5395029
>>5394901
swap
>>5394974
>>5395060
Huh? What is it?
>>5394999
OH, YOU THINK IM ACTING DO YOU?!
Would you go so far as to bet your life on that boy?
>>5395085
BUMP THE GAME
>>5395029
Begin.
>>5395034
It's actually the room right over there...
But I'm not letting you in it if all you're going to do is go through my underwear.
>>5395029
Good enough.
>>5395101
What is that facial expression trying to convey?
>>5395081
That's all you can do I suppose.
Most of what I said was meant to freak you out a little. It worked, right? I bet it worked!
>>5395101
Lift up your dress.
>>5395081
...A what? What in th'heck is a Shadow Warlock? Classes? I don't really follow ya here.
>>5395096
>She grins a bit
I talked with someone a little while back, and she said she's been brushin' up on her own portal-based magics, too, 'cause of all th'people here.
>when you're trying to get a spot in the games and captcha makes you "select images until they disappear"
>>5395120
I'm not! Let me in!
>walks to the door
>>5395027
She is currently off running errands for me. I myself haven't been present much.
>>5395050
I thank you, human. I shall be sure to have my subjects spare you in the future.
>>5395100
Don't, son, this is a Honnouji
>>5395144
That's what the reload captcha button is for.
>>5395175
BUMP
THE
GAME
>>5395060
umm...n-no thanks. I think My dad would disapprove!
>>5395099
Can you let go! I don't want to hurt you,but I will if I must!
>>5395142
Really!? Who is it? And how's she progressing?
>>5395132
Huh? No it didn't, I don't know what you're used to but I trust my friends more than a stranger's words!
>>5395142
>She scratches the back of her own head making her ears jerk around a little.
Sorry! I forgot I'm not actually in 'The World' right now, it's just something from a really fun game!
>>5395154
>doesn't stop you from going in and follows you
>>5395175
You say that like it's important.
>>5395130
That I'm going to win and that I don't have to go through the effort of "trying"
>>5395136
Purchase a dress for yourself and lift that up to your heart's content
The game begins with the swaps processed.
The asian man attempts to make up for his tardiness with forgeries, him and his comrade are promptly dealt with.
>>5395094
Ain't you a swell ass guy. Thanks, friend.
>>5395218
Go ahead! SEE WHAT HAPPENS, when you piss off "mad bomber" Blade.
>>5395252
>>5395251
well, fuck...
>>5395251
Are guns allowed in this kiddy place?
>>5395218
Eh, sure thing. Handy little thing? Everybody comes back, it's darn good if you're trainin'.
>>5395232
I aint followin' ya here...in combat I tend 'ta just favor overpowerin' people or use rocks and crystals, myself.
>>5395251
Hey, this ain't the team bus. Who are you two!?
>>5395251
Obviously. It's not as if I haven't done this sort of stuff before.
>>5395244
Oh my god, is he serious?
>>5395251
>Thats probably the most canon event hes had in a while.
>>5395249
There wont be a cute girl underneath it if I have my own dress.
>>5395251
I would feel bad if it were not so humorous
>>5395251
Our first day at school! Are you guys excited?
>>5395244
I think he's being ironic, I HOPE he's being ironic.
>>5395251
>>5395280
I HOPE SO. THIS HELICOPTER SUCKS, BY THE WAY, THE SEATS AREN'T EVEN PADDED.
>>5395251
>Asuka quietly sits down away from the other passengers.
KAMINA YOU SHOULD HAVE BUMPED THE GAME
>>5395232
I trust the people I'm around too, but that doesn't mean they can have a change of heart at any minute. I've seen it in a lot of movies. People are very complex sometimes. They can betray people with the smallest push. Of course this is all mumbo jumbo. It's too much stress to worry about all that stuff.
>>5395251
I was unaware he died.
>>5395251
The stalker should have stayed in Chernobyl.
The dapper man fails to service the skeleton and comes to school an injury, one that he will have a hard time explaining to his classmates.
>>5395223
She's a magician, name'a Patchouli Knowledge. And accordin' 'ta her? It's going pretty damn well indeed!
>>5395294
Sounds like a lack of imagination on your part anon.
>want to do some deep rp but I feel it'd be lost on people
suffering
>>5395262
FINE!
>He grabs you arm and flips you Judo style
See? Im not just a boy!
>He dusts off his hands
That should teach you to mess with a Zabi prince!
>>5395281
Is this a sick joke? Are you trying to have me go out there and die?
>>5395237
Hmm, pretty dark without any lights to turn on...
>lies on the bed and immediately really sleepy
>>5395251
Huh! This outfit is really nice looking! Hey! What do you think you're doin-
>>5395281
But mages normally take a back seat in combat because they used long range attacks, it only makes sense!
>>5395331
You just said you were messing with me! Why should I believe you now? Even you should think this doesn't make any sense!
>>5395251
It's just a black eye, nothing to see here.
>>5395347
>hg
>deep to
The deepest to to ever come out of this place was >kissu
>>5395341
Fuck off, it's not even in my language, you should be fucking happy it's readable.
>>5395346
Why would I need to imagine if I could look at the real thing?
>>5395341
No Saber! Stay away from the Xenomorph! You have a vary bad history with them!
>>5395341
Make sure to get some questions wrong so the teacher's none the wiser.
>>5395347
I'll try my best, but I can't promise you'll get much seriousness back.
>>5395341
Alright, this looks like it could be fun!
>>5395344
Oh, miss Patchouli? I know her! It's great to hear that she's making progress with that magic.
>>5395341
I don't need to eat. Though the sight of it still brings some emotion out that I can't remember.
>>5395341
Thanks for the lift. Though, I'm not sure what this is supposed to be exactly. In fact, I have never heard of a 'Gunmen' before.
>>5395341
...
>>5395347
Go ahead, I'm alwayths thserious.
>>5395347
>Try me.
>>5395347
>when you want to do deep rp but don't know how to
>>5395370
>Kissu
>>5395351
There's a guest room you know...
Oh whatever. Just roll over so I'll have room later when I want to lay down.
>>5395341
These are the games everyone hyped up for so long?
I feel cheated.
>>5395341
Not the most useful gift I could've received, they didn't even bother to load it with bullets.
>>5395382
You're less likely to be arrested and labeled a pervert in your fantasy anon.
>>5395341
>Asuka's nose leak out blood, as she was being forced to eat food. She was drooling rather hard as well, taking pleasure in being fed.
>>5395353
That's all up for interpretation. Maybe deep down you believe me? Who knows! It's fun to think about this kind of stuff though. It's not everyday you question morals.
>>5395404
>when you want to shallow rp, but can't even do that.
>>5395341
The night was skipped for being without blood.
A King, a tyrant, and their cronies engage in a skirmish. Only one side will emerge victorious.
A couple of people are humiliated, including a "charmer" of sorts.
>>5395385
Do not worry, I will not allow myself to be bested by such an abomination this time.
>>5395412
Why would I be arrested if you voluntarily lifted it up? It's not like I'm forcing you to do it.
>>5395430
Thanks Shinobu, can't really do much about it without bein called the bad guy, since I'm the public figure.
>>5395350
Do I look like I'm one for jokes or lyin', now, Garma?
>>5395353
Bah! I'm one with my element, and I'm hardy as all heck!
>She grins a little and flexes her arm
'Sides, I'm also pickin' up swordsmanship on the side, too.
>>5395387
Honestly, I aint too surprised, she's darn talented at this stuff, after all.
>>5395430
...What? Huh?
>>5395425
>>5395430
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEIRD HAT, NERD!
>>5395410
newfags were a mistake.
>>5395430
You're reading it upside down.
>>5395350
>he shocks the prince with one of his disruptive gadgets
How about I return the favour?
>he grabs the boy's arm and dislocates it.
>>5395347
>Obviously id be up for it once awhile
>>5395341
>>5395386
Boy, slacking makes you more a fool then the teacher, but very well.
>>5395430
The only "honor" on the battlefield is the revenge in killing your enemy! That is the only justice you insolent knight!!
>>5395430
Don't worry, little guy, I got- Whoa!
>trips
>It falls down Stalker's wind pipe
O-Oh no!
>>5395459
I've heard! Hopefully she'll perfect it soon.
>>5395430
You know this is not the worse thing I have been fed, but nonetheless, I'm still gonna kill you for this.
>>5395430
That was enjoyable, feel free to take a few swings yourself Wiggins.
>>5395452
It won't be happening so this shall remain a what if scenario for you.
>>5395430
>>5395463
Uncle, uncle! Let me go before I snap in half!
>>5395486
I count it as strategical thinking. Why bother with homework when I can work on something more important?
Actually, I'm not even supposed to be in school. I've graduated some time ago, so it doesn't matter anyways.
>>5395430
If these insects drag me down with them...
>>5395430
>>5395487
She isn't dead, but she is badly beaten.
The vampire takes down an entire country. Impressive. I will make sure to keep tabs on her.
An exorcist shacks up with an extra-terrestrial being.
>>5395407
>gets under the blanket and rolls over a little
sorry, I'm really sleep..y..
>falls asleep a few seconds later
>tfw 5a,
>>5395430
>After getting her butt kicked by the blond child, Asuka takes out an herb from her holding pot, and shoves it in her mouth.
.....Good. It was a medical herb.
>All her wounds and bruises vanished in a instant.
>>5395425
I do everyday though! In the game you can kill over players but it's frowned upon but gives you good gear, so it's a little test of your morals.
>>5395459
>She gets a little close for comfort, it seems personal space doesn't mean much to her.
You know how to use swords too?! You're an adept rogue then! You can learn multiple weapons, that's pretty cool!
>>5395459
N-no but,then again...I hardly know you.
>>5395498
M-My apologies...
>>5395524
Gotcha!
>>5395524
The fucking are you crying for? you're the fucker who stabbed me.
>>5395525
>5am*
>>5395499
We can negotiate this.
>>5395524
MY WISH!!
>>5395524
You can go study in the air vents. I'll study in here, without you.
>>5395524
Blast it all... I knew pitying the one armed homeless man was a mistake.
>>5395486
>>5395524
Only a fool fights for revenge, and only dogs fight without honor. You lost because you are both.
>>5395515
>>5395524
JESUS CHRIST, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST OVER-REACTOR EVER. IM GONNA TELL THE PRINCIPAL
>>5395486
>He writhes and yells in pain
GYAAAAAAAHHH!
M-my arm! Y-you broke my arm!
>>5395524
Was expecting more of a fight from an entire country.
>>5395549
We most certainly can't.
>>5395524
>>5395544
Oh, are we playing tag or thsomething? I'm really good at tag.
>>5395525
Goodnight Aikawer.
>>5395532
I still have no clue what game you're talking about. Either way killing is only good for getting roommates that want you dead or for your body.
>>5395572
Heh, I thought you of all people would know it's all a joke. Calm down and relax a little. All that stress is going to go straight to your head.
>>5395524
An undead manages to somehow die. Again.
>>5395494
If it was some some sorta structure dedicated 'ta the stuff, it should be easier, too.
>>5395524
Later.
>>5395532
>She blinks briefly in surprised, but not really uncomfortable
Well, I aint gotten any formal training, now, but...sure? Why wouldn't I be able 'ta?
>>5395536
First impressions, and all, y'know. Besides, do you really think this place'd be so popular if it weren't for that?
>>5395617
>>5395603
DON'T LAUGH, LITTLE MAC IS A VIABLE CHARACTER!
>>5395597
Yup! Catch me if you can!
>>5395617
We'll probably need these... So many people lost since the first day of school...
>>5395626
Yeah, too bad there isn't anything like that around here...
>>5395617
Taking over the academy you say? That sounds like one of the lowest items on my to-do list.
>>5395570
You...you will burn a hundred times over for saying that...A hundred more for denying me my right. I swear on it.
>>5395581
Ah So you ARE observant!
>he breaks one of the prince's legs.
>>5395617
Why on earth would anyone want to rule over a school, we should set our sights much further.
>>5395617
>>5395657
I thsuggethst an intellectual competition bathsed on thskill and intelligence.
>>5395655
Alright. now run away while I count to 5.
1...2...
>>5395617
>>5395633
I apologize, but I haven't played smash in so long. I might be a little rusty. My guess is Aussa will be carrying the team.
>Sorry for not responding. The connection is barely working again.
>>5394936
Hehe. Some would call you cheesy for that, sir. Speaking of friends, did any of yours manage to come here?
>>5395617
We are not cut out for school.
>"Another time, milady. Is the rope tight enough.
Thankfully no.
>>5395603
Huh? I don't quite get what you mean by that..
>>5395626
Well because most classes can't use more than one weapon.
>She holds up her fists, she has very large gauntlets on that look like cat claws.
See? I'm a tribal grappler, I can only used gauntlets!
>>5395673
>takes cover in some foliage outside.
>>5395687
Only Edna, but you might not be able to see her.
>>5395673
No, that wouldn't be any fun, now would it? It's only fair that victory is decided by entering in a completely randomized, luck-based arena setting where despite any traits or abilities a person has, they are completely equalized. That is the only logical outcome.
>>5395655
Shoot. How'd you get here, then?
>>5395699
...That doesn't make any sense. Like at all. Even just usin' an ax is as simple as pickin' the thing up and swinging, you know.
>>5395626
You have a point. Why are you all so friendly with each other though? There's no way anyone can't develop a grudge here.
>>5395660
>He yelps once more
Y-you are going to pay for that!
>With his good arm he pulls out his sidearm and fires at your chest
>>5395617
The blondes congregate, and add another to their fellowship.
>>5395721
I don't know... I'm starting to think I was sent here by Maotelus.
>>5395739
This... how... Why would you do this?
>>5395739
>>5395678
YOU ARE REALLY RUDE, YOU KNOW THAT?
>>5395739
School doesn't serve donuts, its madness! Look what I'm reduced to.
>>5395660
Punishment seldom finds it's way to the just. Try to strike me down and you will find only your own grave.
How did Soviet get a CJ before I did
>A smooth voice crackles to life over the radio.
Time for a quick update, from 31.5 HG Radio FM. We'll be on tomorrow for our show, but for now, let's start our Comfy Hours Serenade with a nice, slow classic.
Here's "Turn The Page", by Bob Seger. We hope you have a wonderful night.
https://youtu.be/3khH9ih2XJg
>>5395699
>Joe thinks about what he just said for a little bit
Yeah, I'm not too sure either!
>>5395759
>>5395739
Sorry, sorry! I get carried away when playing fighting games! In the end this is your fault for suggesting we play something like smash.
>>5395739
>>5395739
Provided I decide to host this ever again, I will look into removing those sorts of occurrences.
>>5395775
because he same fags :^)
>>5395721
That's just how the game works though! It's fine with me though! I love these gauntlets!
>>5395779
It wasn't like an inside joke or something right? Anyway! My name's Tabby! It's nice to meet you!
>>5395713
3...4...5! Ready or night, the Bee iths hot and on!
...now where would I hide if I was outthside of a deadly arena and a large about of bad-mouthed green men...
>>5395717
Good point.
>>5395739
Hey, Togami, you thseem to have lothst weight, good for you.
>>5395778
>good tathste
>>5395788
Thiths iths why ice iths important.
>>5395737
Weee...tend 'ta avoid people people we don't get along with, is all. Besides, otherwise it's normally all in good 'fun', y'know?
>>5395758
Well...either way, long as there's some tiny traces'a magic 'round here or somethin' that can tie you to your world, it shouldn't be that difficult, I think.
>>5395788
I don't really get any'a this.
>>5395778
What in the world...?
>>5395788
Peanut butter and chocolate are so delicious together! I never thought I'd taste something like this before!
>>5395788
Considering I've already finished my education, there is nothing of note to talk about.
>>5395788
Hm, these aren't so bad, a shame I might have to kill him for the rest.
>>5395713
Is she anything like that invisible girl I was speaking to?
>>5395778
How wonderful! I didn't think we get radio here.
>>5395788
>Asuka parted no words with any of the people present in the room. Just quietly minding her own business, as she stares out the window.
>>5395737
Erk....
>he steps back a bit coughing up blood.
Not a bad shot.
>he switches on another gadget creating a personal forcefield.
But dont worry, we cant stay dead here.
So give me a reason boy as to why I shouldent torture your weak mind?
>>5395788
That Kagami has been throwing her weight around quite a bit this game, mostly for good. That is commendable, I guess.
>>5395788
I'm planning on skipping them all considering the fact I have already graduated.
>>5395810
I already know who you are, Tabby! You won the last game which told me who you were.
I'm not sure if you know already, but I'm Yuzuru Akie, but you can call me Joe.
>he extends his arm out for a handshake
>>5395851
I guess we'll never know, huh?
>>5395851
>>5395849
Why wouldn't you torture everyone else if that's your logic? Thought you were smart, s.mh
>>5395851
Better that staying locked up in that classroom, I'm certain the teacher passed out at one point.
>>5395814
There is nothing fun about putting people through pain! Am I surrounded by psychopaths? Where's the honor?
>>5395849
>He attempts to crawl away
P-please...stop....Im just fighting for my people!
>>5395812
>Sticks to his hiding place, keeping crouched in a group of bushes.
>>5395814
I was thinking the same thing! But I'm not much of a spell user on my own.
>>5395845
Invisi- Was she holding an umbrella?
>>5395851
>>5395860
If there's something wrong, please feel free to share with me if you'd be comfortable telling a perfect stranger.
>>5395851
And the remainder of the students have earned a feast, courtesy of the academy itself.
>>5395851
Saber out lived the Xeno!
Everything is going to be okay!
>>5395845
OH, YEAH, HER...HAVE YOU SEEN HER AROUND, BY THE WAY?
THAT'S NOT AN INVISIBILITY JOKE, BY THE WAY, I'M JUST WONDERING IF SHE'S OUT AND ABOUT...
>>5395892
>>5395899
For starters you just killed me. That alone is enough to make a grown man cry.
>>5395899
'Breaking in' is such a brutish term, especially since I've been here for the entirety of this game.
>>5395899
Sword rain!
>Thrusts his sword multiple into all of them at near blinding speed.
>>5395916
I apologize, but the objective is to win, right?
>>5395810
But, er...wouldn't ya wanna diversify, just in case?
>>5395889
Yeah, I know, fun's a bit...much, I suppose. I just use it 'ta train. Everyone's got a different opinion'a this place, and all, I suppose. It's better ya just get a feel for it yourself than listen 'ta me provide my views.
>>5395892
Ehehe, all I got is raw power, still, myself. I was askin' the other thing because I had a physical thing where a portal would open that dropped me here, is all.
>>5395899
How do you hold this...?
>>5395899
Doesn't matter what the intent was, they pay for this.
>>5395860
But it's better if I introduce myself anyway! Oh hold on!
>She puts her gaunteted hands behind her back and in a flash her gauntlets are gone, she reaches out with her right hand and gives him a firm handshake.
It's nice to meet you Joe!
>>5395931
Well... I can buy these Items that allow me to learn healing and offensive spells, but they're very expensive! I'll save up for some though if you think it's a good idea!
>>5395770
You remind me of someone. Someone I despised beyond all else.
Do not make me go to the samelengths as Idim to him. 5 billion nearly died from it.
>>5395865
Because making THAT many foes is too risky.
All I need is to do it enough to set an example, anon. Please, Think like a dictator.
>>5395889
So am I child. So are the so called earthnoids. So is everyone here.
At the end thats never enough of a reason alone.
Now, you will wake up shortly, try not to struggle.
>he pulls out his knife and plunges it into the prince's heart, seeing the white in his eyes as behins to puncture it.
>>5395931
Wait, what do you mean?
>>5395964
I guess this is karma...
>>5395964
Well, sometimes the dirty work needs to be done. I'd rather not have her win anyways.
>>5395965
>Grabbed and pulled into the vents
>>5395965
*as I did, begins
(Christ i am tired)
>>5395962
...Items? Have ya ever tried just studying?
>>5395982
Like...there was a physical structure that housed th'portal that I got here through, y'know?
>>5395964
This edition of Honnoji Games ends in the next slide.
We have 4 possible winners, Arataka, Kagami, Aikawa, and Bavaria.
Place your bets accordingly.
>>5396003
Oh! Is it not here anymore?
>>5396009
Karma is a strange and vicious thing it seems...
>>5395926
You're definitely not wrong. I would have done the same, so I can't be too mad.
>>5395962
Pretty spiffy magic you have there. I've never seen a magician look like you before.
>>5395964
Ack!!
>The Wanderer falls onto the ground, her body twitching from the pain... until she stopped moving entirely
>>5396009
What you're seeing is a hallucination created by an evil spirit. Come on, even someone without psychic powers could realize that's fake.
>>5396009
Kanaka got this one in the bag.
>>5395931
I understand...This is some tough training simulation my brother Dozle must have cooked up. Fine I'll take part! I'll make my family proud! I'll be the best soldier Zeon has to offer!
>>5395965
CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME!!
>gets stabbed and passes out
>>5396018
Well he was stabbing a dude near the vents
Sent of blood
>>5396034
>Once you respawn
That's jus Baron my dude. See you met him the hard way.
>>5396028
OH, SORRY...I SUPPOSE I SHOULDN'T HAVE JUMPED FROM BEHIND THAT TREE. AGAIN, APOLOGIES.
THANKS, ANYWAYS...I GUESS I'LL SEE HER AROUND SOME OTHER TIME. ALSO NOT AN INVISIBILITY JOKE.
>>5396009
Congratulations to our victor...
>>5396047
>>5395991
Ah, its you again!
>he throws the beast some meat he keeps specifically for the xenomorph after the last time he encountered it (and fed his pisspoor excuse of guards to it) and happily climbs out of the ventilation shaft.
Be a good boy now, theres some staff for you in corridor 3A
>>5396025
Still, I should apologize for that.
>>5396028
Well, she does wear a glove. But if she didn't have an umbrella, it probably wasn't her...
>>5396062
Congratulations!
>>5396023
I set my camp up 'round it, actually! But it's been inactive ever since I came through.
>>5396034
What in th'heck makes you assume that?
>>5396062
>>5395964
>>5395987
'Least you were honest.
Congrats, and thanks for the'show.
>>5396062
Arataka.
A hard-fought victory.
You have earned your One-star rank.
>>5396075
>You forgot to feed the others
>>5396100
Thank you for hosting.
>>5396100
Thank you for hosting!
>>5396100
Yo, congrats to Reigen, and the hero wants to thank you for hosting even if he wasn't a part of it, dude!
...Oh! Howdy, everybody! What's been good around here?
>>5396062
All according to plan. One might say that it was a trap.
>>5396081
>>5396091
>>5396100
Thank you for the praise. It feels good to win after so long.
>>5396003
The items are grimoires that I study to learn the spells, so I do study but the spell books cost money!
>>5396025
Huh? Magician? I just put my gauntlets away, that's how it looks whenever I put them back on too!
>>5396050
Please tell me there aren't many of his types around...
>>5396091
This just all seems too much like a fantasy! It's like im in some kind of movie! Except the pain is real...very real...
>>5396100
You will recieve your wincard another time. For now, I must rest.
As for everybody else, thank you for your participation. The blood of a school resides in it's population.
As for you, special guest, may you enjoy the rest of your nameday. I hope my game was up to par on what is supposed to be a milestone in your life.
>>5396100
Thanks for hosting
Scruaw! You, you!
>>5396091
Maybe I should investigate it... But I'll have to do it later, I'm getting kind of tired now.
I'll see you some other time, Aussa.
>>5396100
Thanks for hosting, miss Satsuki!
Well, good night, everyone!
>He heads back to his camp
>>5396100
Congratulations Mr. Reigen!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>5396062
>>5396100
Not who I was expecting, well done..
>>5396139
This tour of your school was enjoyable, I look forward to visiting again
>>5396107
>he sends in some of his personal guard to "deal with it" and by deal he really means cannon fodder.
>fifty of Baron's lackeys were sent to the xenomorphs that day.
And now I can claim a no fire record in the workplace!
>>5396062
>The white weasel climbs on top of Asuka's face, and slaps her relentlessly until she wakes up.
"Good, good. You're still up and about... that's nice. Uh... how do I put this lightly Asuka, you lost, and the orange hair guy won."
>She grabs the weasel, and put him on her shoulder. Afterwards, she stands back on her feet.
"By the way, thanks for everything host!"
>>5396081
No need to apologize over something like this. Like I said I think any of use would have done it if we were in your position!
>>5396100
Congratulations, Mr. Physic. I bet you saw that one coming a mile away.
>>5396139
And my warmest thanks for hosting, Satsuki.
>>5396129
>Joe walks around Tabby, eyeing her entire body
It's not only that, but the fact that you look like you're a prototype for a cat person. Kind of magic-y, no?
>>5396139
Of course they were on par! Thank you again!
>>5396123
>>5396159
>>5396174
Yes, thank you for congratulating me.
>>5396139
Thank you for the game.
>>5396160
I don't know who else you would have expected. After all, there is only one genius psychic here, and that is I, Reigen Arataka!
>>5396129
I've had plenty'a people pass them around freely-ish 'round these parts, actually.
>>5396123
Not much'a anything, as it were.
>>5396133
I've heard that'un, too.
>She laughs briefly, and leans against her staff
Still never seen one myself, though, gotta admit. But ya get used 'ta it.
>>5396156
Sure thing, seeya 'round, then!
>>5396181
...Uh, you're welcome, dude!
>>5396184
>As soon as you finish your sentence, he starts to giggle childishly, looking to his side and grinning.
Pffft-- Yep, I can believe that! "Not much of anything" seems to a common theme around here, yeah?
>>5396207
Thank you for the praise, Ms. Squigly.
>>5396153
>turning cute, little babby crow into the loli meme
>>5396225
SQRUAW! YOU, YOU!
ME, ME, PICKLE-PEE! SQRUAW!
ME, ME, PUMP-A-RUM!
>>5396174
Huh?
>She turns her head to watch as he circles her.
It's not magic or anything, I'm just a beastkin character!
>>5396184
These are special! They're kind of one time use books, the first person to read them gets the magical power, it's strange but that's the way 'The World' works!
>>5396184
This isn't funny you know! What is my family going to think...I have a war to win! You earthnoids wouldn't understand the oppression my people have gone through!
>>5396245
>oppression
TRIGGERED
>>5396245
>>5396133
There ain't, don't worry man. Feelin okay?
>>5396271
Once he gets his head together, I got a lecture for his ass.
>>5396209
Eh, I was just interrupted in my studies, is all.
>>5396245
...Earthnoid? What?
>>5396241
Just...be glad you're here and not there, yeah?
>>5396241
>he bends down and touches the diamond looking thing on her stomach
Then what's this thing for?
>>5396245
>Zeon babbys thinking they're oppressed
How about you shut up and go back to gassing your own colonies.
>>5396139
Congratulations, guy. Thank you for hosting, woman.
>>5396287
>More laughing and grinning, with the occasional snort thrown in there.
"Studies", suuuuure. I mean, isn't there, like, a libary or something around here? Were you studying there or something?
>>5396316
Thank you for the congratulatory message, robot.
>>5396302
>I wouldn't call that "tryhard formality" exactly, but yeah, it is my birthday.
>>5396287
But I'll try to save up for some of those grimoires though! And it's not that bad a place, it's very fun!
>>5396300
>She doesn't really react to the touch.
That? It's just jewelry, it's not like a generic anime or anything, it doesn't store my lifeforce either.
Don't mind me.
>>5396337
happy birthday, m8
>>5396337
Happy hatchday
>>5396344
>>5396285
Y-yeah...I just didn't expect such a warm welcome.
>>5396287
Earthnoid? You were born on Earth,correct?
>>5396301
FEDERATION PROPAGANDA! WE FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF ALL SPACENOIDS! HOW DARE YOU THROW AROUND SUCH BLATANT ACCUSATIONS
>>5396344
SQRUAK! No, no! That no pickle-pee! Sqruak! That no pump-a-rum!
I remember when Kamina said he would host Honnouji on my birthday and then he never did.
>>5396353
press F to pay respects to squid girl
>>5396357
>FEDERATION PROPAGANDA
>HOW DARE YOU THROW AROUND SUCH BLATANT ACCUSATIONS
Not that guy, but it seems to me you're taking this pretty hard. Very defensive.
>>5396322
Nope, there sure as heck aint. Alice dropped off a coupla books for me, is all.
>She holds up a red-colored one for a second before holding it close to her chest again
>>5396344
>Screams internally
>>5396340
If ya get along with them, th'folks might be happy 'ta lend you a few books, y'know.
>>5396357
Termina. Not everyone's from your reality, y'know.
>>5396369
F
>>5394857
fffuck
>>5399328
yup
also, a reminder for everybody