ERP Thread
Ben Dover Edition
Prev: >>5386754
Pasta: http://pastebin.com/79bF1Jzm
Nth for Miku
>>5390802
HA! suuuuuure it is
>>5390798
Hope this fixes the mood, look but don't touch
>>5390813
Nth for Breed the rabbit
More Miku
>Flann lets out a little sharp gasp as some cum squirts out of her breast...she applies a couple more squeezes to get some straggling bits of sperm out of her tit
>Flannery laughs to herself as she see's the cum dripping out
It's like I'm lactating or something~ Isn't that something.
Festive Miku
I want to give Griffith a rimjob
Where the boipussi at?
>>5390798
I'll play with you when you're up for it, bruja. You got that nigromancia workin' on me.
>>5390799
Death is not cute. Go play with your novio Gordo and let me sulk in the shadows.
>>5390847
>>5390831
Hm, I can't find these images on Pixiv so thanks!
>>5390872
>Was just about to fap to traps/femboys
You have my attention.
>>5390889
One last Miku.
>>5390886
Whens the Coup? we all know the server would be better if you were the admin!
Kys Mecha and all mecha supporters
Hour 2 of reading gay danganronpa fanfic: I am losing my sanity rapidly.
>>5390892
Disgusting.
>>5390886
>pets
>>5390909
>Pets
>>5390907
The one image I already had. Worth it, thanks mysterious stranger!
>>5390938
No.
>>5390945
Name one thing wrong with cute boys in women's clothing. One. I dare you.
>>5390909
Uh...Who ya got in mind?
>>5390941
That ain't a bad thing
>>5390947
Well, it's super cute so it blessed the thread anyway! Just like you always do..
>>5390910
>Forming my own ERP Blackwatch
It's like poetry. It rhymes.
>>5390946
No me toques.
>>5390956
That I'm not one of them
>>5390956
they aren't sat in my lap riding my cock!
That's what's wrong with them.
>>5390956
They're not sitting on my face right now.
>>5390938
Kys people like you who need the feel to say something so disrupting and inane for no good reason.
>>5390956
The chafing
>>5390941
Was it fat togami,teturu and yagama having a fat threesome in a pool full of sweets?
>>5390971
Panties are cheap anon. Cute frilly ones that show off your butt!
>>5390974
>>5390985
These guys gets it!
....
>Not to self pick up cute boy ava
>>5390990
Change your laundry detergent, or learn to shave your legs right.
>>5390959
Awe, thank you so much anon! I appreciate the images!
https://discord.gg/xjypH Virra hate discord, get in here!
>>5390962
Good, we all know you and jinx are the only real mods the server needs
>>5390962
>PETS
>>5391017
Did you pick that image on purpose..
>>5391019
>discord
Get the fuck out of here!
>>5391011
(Sorry, but i don't feel like lewding tonight. Have a lewd instead. I'll see if i can get here tomorrow.)
>>5390957
The writing I'm reading is a bad thing, recreant demon!
>>5390986
>inane
Prattler, are we?
>>5390998
It's some Kazuichi X Reader, some Komahina and some Komaeda X Reader. It's either bad or Fem!Reader.
>>5390938
You already won, he stopped posting.
Not sure what else you hoped to accomplish.
>>5390855
>He let out the last bits of cum from his orgasm inside of her breast before tugging out, leaving her nipple gaping for a bit. He would move his slowly softening shaft on one of her tits while she squeezed out some of his cum from her breast.
That is quite something. Maybe I should fill your other breast like that too so both of your breasts can seem like they are lactating.
>He said with a light laugh.
>>5390962
>Erp Black watch that destroies Virra erp discord, breaking up all erp discord. Then suddenly one the mods reactivates the discord.
Erpwatch when?
*touches you're but*
>>5391034
>Disgruntled DMG noises.
>>5391046
I have a long weekend. No classes tomorrow or monday morning. So I'm free to tease boy butt all weekend <3
>>5391044
Possibly. Why do you ask?
>>5390946
(P-pls)
>>5390957
Where's Juri?
>>5390962
>Forming my own ERP Blackwatch
>>5391057
>Erp Black watch
Hell, my role in this is 'not knowing what the hell happened or why everyone is so mad and why does overwatch need to be shut down in the first place?' so it's... appropriate on that level as well.
>>5391054
You're kidding, right? Man, can you even still use that thing? you came like, gallons!
>Flannery leans down a bit and gives the head of the anons cock a cute little kiss
C'mon, give it a break...or y'know, not, either is fine~
Anyone in dire need of a cock?
>>5391083
That would mean you might have an idea of who I am. If so.. Hi!
>>5391067
(Seems good then.)
>>5391017
I recognize that foot artstyle!
>>5391050
As in badly written or just bad?
>>5391089
Hell if I know, outside of you no one willingly talks to me
>>5391052
He was gonna post Rory for me tonight too...
>>5391107
as long as it's a cute one.
Nth for spes battles and explosions along with wasting my life on mobas
>>5391134
I'd like to think its a cute cock.
>>5391035
You will be unbanned when you stop riding Virra's dick
>>5391107
Yup, I'll never do it, but I'm actually considering buying a dildo.
>>5391133
[spoiler]No he wasn't.[/spoiler]
>>5391118
I knew it from the beginning~ Knowing you're in the thread again seriously brightened my day, so hi!
>>5391142
Post it then.
>>5391143
>>5391089
:^)
>>5391143
ahahahahahahaha
I wish I could tell you the behind tha scenes
funny tho
>>5391166
Fuck off.
>>5391160
I can do that?
>>5391067
Can you smell it?
>>5391161
Hmmmmmmmm
>>5391182
Yup.
>>5391140
Nth for wanting to hug the sheepdepot.
>>5391166
So are you going to keep blogposting or did you plan on rping?
>>5391171
Why's that, friendo?
>>5391188
D-Dwayne? Dwayne Johnson?
>>5391140
dubs and play a game with me.
>>5391129
Both! Boy on boy f-filth! Awful writers! Bad! Bad!
>>5391106
>The man would pause for a bit before speaking up.
I think I might have to give you a break...your breast really drained me allot. But when I got enough energy to go again, i'll be sure to fill up your other breast.
>>5391204
supporting mecha and virra
>>5391102
I want to roleplay with your Geralt. It would make sense since he's a Witcher that hunts monsters, and Parsee a monster that kills humans that try to cross "her" bridge.
>>5391211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdypCmZaBDs
>>5391197
Shut up faggot, you're only saying that now after I yelled at you.
>>5391217
Git fukd, later.
>>5391223
Yooou suuure?
>Flannery swipes up her top and ties it right back on
Well it's your choice, anon.
>Flannery gives the anon a firm back on the back, and a little kiss on the cheek
>>5391221
Well what are ya doing reading shitty fan fictions in the first place?
>>5391211
CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
WHAT THE ROCK
IS COOKING?!
>>5391232
I want to FUCK the most electrifying man in sports entertainment!
>>5391250
ur a cunt m8.
>>5391250
You're damn right I am! Now gimme a hug you fluffy motherfucker!
>>5391194
Enjoy.
>>5391225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqgQdbm1zFw
>>5391289
Buntaru
>>5391143
Unbanned from what?
Important thread up right the fuck now
>>5391210
>>5391210
>>5391210
Get your voices out there and remember.
No loli.
>>5391269
SMELL IT!
Silent but Deadly.
SMELL the Purple Wind!
(I'm not Wario)
>>5391266
>The Anon would smile some as he was kissed on the cheek. All the while he would tuck his cock back into his pants while pulling them back up.
But i'll be sure to do so soon, it felt so good it will be hard to resist.
(That was pretty great but i'm going to take a break here, might be up for continuing later.)
>>5391356
>Flannery gives the anons crotch a nice little pat before giving him another little kiss on the cheek
You better...cause it felt good for me too, y'know?
>>5391271
>Hits DMG with a Rock Bottom
>>5391275
u2
>>5391276
No, that's not a good reason to do anything for you.
>>5391356
>>5391383
(Wh-Whoops, forgot my little OOC Tidbit)
(Take a break dude, we all need it...an-and this was pretty fun. I've really never done literal tit fucking before, so this was nice.)
>>5391393
>Sells hard
>Sniffs yummy built brown boy while being pinned
>>5391407
You're a big bully jerk! Gimme snuggles faggo.
>>5391407
So help me, I will brave that cockpunch and hug you, whether you like it or not.
>>5391268
>>5391129
I would talk to you but I never did fit in with the people from legion and you scare me.
>>5391427
n
>>5391438
You'll get some hardcore CBT if you do.
>>5391417
>Thinks she's getting the pinned?
>Nope!
>He runs over there
>Then Steps over her for....
>THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!
>>5391129
(I will gladly talk to/do stuff with you some other time, but I need to go for the day.)
(I seriously think you have some of the most fantastic and refreshing zaniness in these threads)
>tfw I posted about making that mecha collage and some guy(s?) start pretending they're me to keep the ball rolling.
You guys are stupid, I'm not even a part of your witch hunting, I just like poking at people.
>>5391462
...
These are risks I'm willing to take for cuddling.
>Hops on the installation for hugs
>>5391226
That would be entirely doable. Would you like to assume he did all the scoping out, investigation and preparation off screen?
That'd mean i'd have to read up on her.
>>5391484
>Sells the silliest fucking move in all of wrestling like HBK at Summerslam '06
>>5391502
(I play a psycho, all I have to do is remember he doesn't work on logic, he just does whatever comes to mind)
>>5391442
(I enjoy your fear)
>>5391510
Where's our collage? Reminding people of their shameful behavior is hilarious
>>5391510
Well you fueled them alright.
>>5391510
Congrats on getting people to shit all over him again I guess.
>>5391532
(And you're a darling at it. Keep it up)
>>5391519
>That was a fantastic match and God bless HBK for it
>Also chair shots to head
>Because we went full 98 Rock!
>>5391518
That's up to you really. It means you'll actually have to read up on the type of monster Parsee is.
>>5391532
S-scary!!!
>>5391534
He already said he felt awful over it.
I don't know why you guys are treating him like he's Paul.
>>5391225
>Mecha
>A problem
Virra is the only shitter in your post
>>5391575
>Folly's wife and kids were front row at that rumble
>His wife was crying so hard she had to leave the area
Now I'm sad...
... AND THE BLUE AND PINK FEMBOY NEVER CAME BACK.
Kill me.
>>5391560
(Thanks now get outta here ya crazy kid!)
>>5391579
Yeah the Rock's really beating the piss out of Dork Magic Lady
>>5391530
Does anyone genuinely take Wayne Lambright seriously? Dude's a fucking nutcase.
>>5391534
Instead of hating, why not properly explain WHY you hate him? That at least seems more constructive
dubs decide in what pokemon i'm going to transform!.
>>5391608
>Locks her in a Sharpshooter that Bret Heart criticizes along with everything in wrestling because God DAMN is that man salty!
>>5391634
Trubbish
The eternal tilde abuse,
Wanna make my phone's angle to me obtuse,
This fanfic warrants a puking goose,
Impale me with some antlers of a moose.
So many authors writing piss,
So many faggots' fics to diss,
When I read I wince I hiss,
End the suffering I can't stand this.
>>5391634
Bisharp bitch
>>5391621
I think you're confusing boredom and moderate amusement with feelings of actual hate.
>>5391634
Jesus
>>5391634
You can barely speak English. People don't want to ERP with you.
Change into Feebas, it fits you best.
>>5391634
Gardevoir.
>>5391634
Mewtwo (Female)
>>5391655
If you're that bored, why not ERP instead?
>>5391655
Simply ebin
>>5391641
Honey Brett ain't the only one hating that sharpshooter
>black girl snaps
>>5391655
This. Mecha's annoying but harmless, but watching him moan about being persecuted is hilarious
>>5391634
Goodra (Male)
>>5391634
Transform into Ditto.
>>5391689
He kind of was, and has been to some degree or another ever since the LoLJinx thing, now he's just been lumped in with Lore and Jiro and others instead of being target of the moment.
Though he is target of the literal moment now.
>>5391683
Ah shut your mouth jabroni
>The Rock leaves DMG beat up in the ring
>>5391660
and?, if someone else pick ditto i just erased my ditto and that's it, but until that happen, just hate me in silence
>>5391726
>Sobs while waiting for commercial to leave the ring
Miyafuji is innocent
>>5391634
Scolipede
>>5391609
>licks
>>5391745
You have the right attitude, fuck and ignore that hater.
>>5391634
Jynx.
>>5391750
>Wait what's this!?
>Carnage is cashing in!
>No damnit not like this!
>Pinning DMG
>1...2...3!
HA!
>>5391634
anime girl
>>5391634
Snivey
>>5391634
Murcrow
>>5391799
congratu- .... i say pokemon, i can´t transform in humans very well.
>>5391799
E p i c
>>5391660
desu broken english seems like it would fit a Ditto pretty well, actually
>>5391772
Yeah I know, I don't taste like strawberries!
>>5391836
Another ditto
>>5391715
He made the mistake of showing honest regret and kiddies on this site will do their best to stick a knife into whatever wound they can if they see it.
>>5391836
Not with that attitude.
>>5391836
Do it anyway, you shitter.
https://discord.gg/xjypH get in here you shitters.
>>5391901
And he has learned the hard way joining any discord is a terrible idea.
>>5391901
It's sort of weird how hateful some people here can be. It's the internet and ignoring stuff you don't like here is really easy.
And it's not like this is a huge community by any margin, roughly 50 regulars daily that have in it some very nasty people.
>>5391955
This
Don't do it
>>5391976
It's Virras?
>>5391863
How does that work in-game? Like a ditto copying a ditto. Srs question, I haven't been into porkemanz in ages.
>>5392004
I believe it fails
Gay Priest is here now. Confess your sins.
>>5391993
I mean in general.
Nothing from either discord has brought about any real good.
It's brought shitposting here, broken down people, what's the fucking point?
>>5392025
I fap to Strike Witches.
>>5391926
fine.
>ditto used transform?
f-first anime girl that came into my mind
>>5392025
Hey your not Double!
>>5392025
I enjoy the threads, but the constant for kicks bullying away of some of my favorite avas to play with or watch has really made me think about dropping all mine and leaving thread.
>>5391634
A Magikarp with massive titties
>>5391579
>A gloved finger ran along the text. It hadn't been easy to get. He'd had to infiltrate a peculiar temple for the original. He'd never seen architecture like it. And then he'd had to find someone who could transcribe it into a language he could read.
>Not easy.
>But it was finally done, and he had a text on the monster the contract had described as a 'Youkai'
>Apparently they were spirits... of a sort. Either supernatural beings to begin with, or people or items that had 'undergone a transformation'. Strange.
>But he'd seen this kind of thing before. One of his most famous contracts had been to restore a Striga to its human form.
>Could mean that this spirit was just as much a victim as the people it preyed upon.
>Hm.
>He went back to his notes. The victims all seemed to fit a certain pattern.
>Couples, regarded by those who knew them as being deeply in love, who were offered an ultimatum by the spirit.
>Never see one another again, or be slain.
>If this creature had been human, once, then it was most likely transformed by supreme feelings of envy. And now it exists to spite others.
>Maybe it had been unloved in life. Maybe spurned by a lover.
>Hm.
>He fished out a scrap of paper detailing curses and the breaking of the same. Most of it he knew by heart, but it doesn't hurt to get a refresher now and then.
>Curses tend to have a force of irony. To break them, you have to overcome the source of it.
>In this case, the creature's jealousy.
>If he wanted to try and break this curse, he'd have to spend time with this thing.
>Give it the companionship it was once denied.
>He's gone through worse to break a curse.
(Does he have his research straight?)
>>5392025
I'm only here to try and seduce people OOC.
>>5392025
All the circlejerking between avas lately is bothering me way more than it should, and I don't mean the erp
>>5392054
>>5392054
In gen 1 you could use transform on a transformed pokemon, causing the battle to last infinitely long if 2 dittos were fighting (since transform resets PP).
In gen 2 you can't transform to a transformed pokemon. So the faster Ditto would transform, the slower ditto would fail, and then their PP would start to whittle down
>>5392025
id rp more often if i wasnt so lazy
>>5392025
Is this Ainz?
>>5392079
Not massive but...
>>5392025
I won't get arrested if I admit that I'm the one who burnt down my sixth grade English teachers house...ri-right? cause that'd take away my gym leadership...and that'd just be horrible...
>>5392025
I feel that I should help this thread by picking an avatar up, but I'm nervous about the consequences.
>>5392133
Literally never ERP with another avatar or you will be shitposted and dox'd.
>>5392090
What's with the filename anyway?
>>5392025
We'd be here all night, father, and i've got better things to be doing.
>>5392025
I wish I knew how to quit this place because I'm never going to sustain an interest in erping here long enough for a session without all the dumbshit drama putting me out of the mood.
>>5392100
>Anon is mad that people aren't here to serve him
>>5392163
I had to cut short 6 sessions due to bullshit drama killing my mood
>>5392163
You were in that discord Nue, was what mecha said in there that bad?
>>5392101
Interesting, thanks.
>>5392149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMhCLs-zUaw
>>5392118
A friend of the skelly. But not him.
>Normally I reply to every (You) and give them some advise. But I'm a bit tired up right now, Sorry to those looking for advise
>>5392149
GWAR song. Kurishit names some of his filenames after shitty shockrock bands' songs
>>5392025
I can't remember the last time I actually fapped to erp.
>>5392182
No, it wasn't.
And nothing could compare to the shit I admitted to in the blogposting channel anyway.
Did you know that one of the most sensitive spots of the human body is the point of the finger?
>>5392207
>>5392163
Same. I had a bunch of cool ideas I wanted to put to work tonight. Unfortunately I like Mecha so all this stupid drama took me out of the mood so I'm just gonna be lazy.
>>5392237
Did you know that bunnies can die of loneliness?
>>5392244
Kurishit, you know better than to look me directly in the eyes. Pisses me off something fierce.
>>5392250
Are you me? This stupid drama involving robutt and the sudden heat killed any urge I had to play tonight.
>>5392163
>I've been trying to get into the mood to introduce a new ava
>Have the entire intro planned out
>It's either too early in the day or there's too much shitposting to find a good moment for it
Kill me.
>>5392250
Same. I wanted to play again, and now I just want to watch anime and nap.
>>5392262
>Buns have a reputation of being horny sluts.
>They mourn the deaths of /seperation from their companions to the point they die.
Lick this if you cri evrytim.
>>5392292
>Licks one of the back things
>>5392277
You can't wait for your moment for ever.
To make the world a better place, you have to seize the day! What will waiting do to help?
>>5392312
Now lick this.
>>5392237
Why is Kitty Nue so adorable?
>>5392307
This is why I prefer private sessions rather than this ridiculous thread
>ywn have a man fuck you so good you don't shit right for a week
>Every time I get in the mood to ERP it's always way too late at night
>Just end up fapping and going to sleep
>Been doing this for weeks now
help
>>5392375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCteJY1-Zkk
>>5392399
I feel you.
>>5392025
I am a serial Lenibomber.
>>5392399
Getting a good night's sleep >>> ERPing. Take care of your body, niggers stay up way too late doing this crap.
>>5392399
>tfw I always stay up way to late and ERP the night away
I'm considered for my health.
>>5392406
That beautiful song is the most inappropriate reaction to my lamentations I can imagine.
I kek'd good. thanks, m8
>tfw miss out on weekday dead hours because I'm a working normie
Quick, ERP!
What's your favorite album from your favorite band
>>5392450
Well, I hope we see them soon.
>>5392497
Happy to help.
>>5392523
>>5392523
Taking Back Sunday - Tell All Your Friends
>>5392523
Wilco wilco
>>5392523
They Might Be Giants - Flood
>>5392523
Fuck off, this isn't music general.
>>5392575
This. The whole music shit is tiresome everyday. I'd get if it was once in a while.
>>5392523
Macintosh Plus - Floral Shoppe
Nah, I kid, it's Sonata Arctica's Winterheart's Guild album.
>>5392523
Undertow, Tool
In Utero, Nirvana
Supermodel, Foster the People
Pinkerton, Weezer
Honestly it was hard picking a favorite for Nirvana and Tool, but those ones have some songs that I like more personally
>>5392575
I liked Fuck Off's debut album "Kill Yourself Faggot" but they really lost their soul by the time they released "This Isn't Music General."
>>5392597
Floral Shoppe is great though
>>5392606
Blue Album > Pinkerton
>>5392523
Are we... really doing this?
If you like vaporwave you need to literally kill yourself.
This thread is more empty than Reimu's donation box~
What happened to brickanon?
>>5392635
I loved you in Baywatch Nights
>>5392641
You are literally cancer
>>5392641
>donation box
Is that ... a euphemism, perchance?
>>5392622
It is. I know it has the stigma of being a meme album at worst or an entry level album at best, but I love it.
>>5392642
And the list of guys Yukari hasn't fucked
>>5392632
When me and DMG broke up I was singing pinkerton all night long
https://youtu.be/VVN-FHWJEfc
https://youtu.be/83TABgLvbmM
https://youtu.be/dMseH5GIVTA
>>5392641
It's very relaxing though. fuck the stupid A E S T H E T I C memes.
>>5392641
You first. I'll meet you in hell.
>>5392664
Not at all~
Her donation box has more mites than actual donations. Poor girl she has to live off grass sometimes~
>>5392668
Maaaaaaybe...
It's missing (You)~
>>5392686
>somehow I forgot to put good life in
https://youtu.be/NjLt0LS1M0I
Damn I'm a fucking idiot
>>5392654
Throwing brick anon? That was Link Link (not Luffy) and he's taking an extended break, if that's who you're asking about. Throwing bricks is a meme at this point, it's just died down considerably.
>throws brick at you anyway
>>5392714
That's true, it's up to you if you want to make the list longer or not.
>>5392642
...
You know what? You're right.
>t.(otally) Sanae
Would I get banned for roleplaying Annie Hastur?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGnCGpbMZ0g
Heeeeeey!
Hello you UNPURE lovers~
hope you all are having a miserable fun night.
>>5392756
likely, unless you post non-explicit images with some cropping trickery
Hi E-Roleplayers
>>5392757
>>5392767
>>5392782
Welcome. How have you all been doing?
Heard you guys need a jumpstart. Everything okay?
>>5392731
Blake?
>Mecha got shitposted away
>Paul's feelposting in his place
This shit is just kinda funny
>>5392793
He's dead, Jinx.
I'm sorry.
>>5392791
There's dead people over here too? Maybe I should visit more often!
>>5392803
I am upset that this all pushed away the Mon Musume poster, I wanted the cute cyclops
>>5392791
Who cares, I'm leaving.
"Heya to you guys! Some dude told us to say hello... So once again, heya!"
>The weasel nudges Asuka
"Come on, say hi to these guys!"
Hi.
>>5392820
They were dead when I got here I swear!
>>5392714
Gap demon's a slut!
I, THE VALIANT DOOMSLAYER, WILL JUMPSTART YOUR THREAD WITH MY HUGE MUSCLES AND GIANT GUNS
>>5392732
Possibly~
I mean, you are into tentacles and enemas, right~?
>>5392738
I'm always right~
>>5392820
I'm just a ghost...
>>5392826
Good day to you then.
>>5392818
Nah?
>>5392838
He was dead when I got here too! Looks like we've got something in common, red guy!
>>5392853
I'm a zombie!
>>5392815
Who died? Why should I care?
>>5392818
Alright, whatever.
>>5392820
They're gonna want you to put out, you know.
>finally find decent dangan fanfic
>it cuts off before MC even kissus Souda
I am so mad.
>>5392793
I mean it's pretty slow here, but it's not like anons don't have things to jump on if they wanted.
People just seem to prefer shitposting is all.
... and i'm just sat here regretting typing a long post that it's possible nobody will now read. Might have to copy it out of the thread and save the thing.
>>5392843
Of course, you'd have to be stupid not to be into those things.
Alright, so here's the deal, I'm gonna need you losers to fill a bag to the brim with candy, got it? so get to it, and make it snappy will you? I don't have all day.
>>5392856
I'm sure that's ALL we have in common
>>5392832
Hi
>>5392883
Nah
>>5392857
Really? Awww...
>>5392889
Sorry, looks like I have to go now. The purple one said so.
>>5392883
>Tosses a number of chocolate bars into a bag
>>5392883
HAVE THE HEAD OF A DEMON, LITTLE GIRL
>>5392869
MAYBE? YOU LOOKING FOR A FUN TIME, BUSTER?
>>5392883
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with your hands?
>>5392843
That's an exaggeration, and we both know it.
And stop with that sing-song voice, it creeps me out!
>(s)t.(ill) not Reimu
>>5392856
So who killed you then?
>>5392883
I don't have any candy on me, sadly.
>>5392883
Don't have any candy, all I got are rusted nails...take'm or leave'm
>>5392767
Pretty sure this is Virra
I just can't relax and sleep!
>>5392860
Guess people just aren't horny. Tragic.
>>5392883
I don't think you understand how robbery works. You're supposed to threaten them.
>>5392907
Hey, don't blame me, I'm just telling you. If you linger here, someone's going to try and stick something in you.
>>5392883
>Cuts a hole into the bottom of the bag and steals the candy
>>5392907
And you do what she commands? HA!
>>5392945
Have ya tried chloroform?
>>5392947
>Tragic.
You got that right. If I had the thirst in me i'd be going crazy right now.
>>5392863
Are you serious or desperate?
....
Probably both. Tsk, tsk, tsk~
>>5392945
When the hell did I level you to 53? I don't remember using you over Ooyodo.
>>5392883
Sorry, the other stockings took my candy.
>>5392883
>Fills up the bag with candy, but it's all sugarfree
>>5392869
"Nah? Well, I don't know why you're saying nah to us, but whatever."
>>5392889
>The weasel eyes widen, and he quickly gets into Asuka's pocket
"Sweet Condor! What the hell are you!?"
>Asuka stares at the weird creature talking to her.
"W-Whatever you are, I don't want to find out. Asuka, let's get the hell out of here!"
>As quickly as she came, the Wanderer leaves the area.
>>5392986
Of course, do you think I'd be here if I wasn't a sorry virgin, Yukari?
>>5392883
Why does this have so many replies?
(You)
>>5392869
Y?
>>5392917
Add me on Steam.
>>5393000
HA! That's two down! Who's next!?
HEY HGFAGS, tell that fine piece of ass Ramlethal to get over here to bully my dick and deny me sex.
>>5392975
No. Why would I even have chloroform? >>5392996
What's this about Ooyodo?
>>5393026
Give me a reason to first and I'll think about it.
H-hi.
>>5392903
Do it, or i'll chop your gonads off.
>>5392911
Now you see, that's a good anon, look at him, throwing those chocolate bars into the bag, what a good guy.
>>5392913
...That's not the demon head I ordered, the one I ordered has Blue hair and a horn.
YOU FUCKED UP MY ORDER, DIP SHIT!
>>5392917
I have big hands, if you got a problem with it you can speak to Idun T. Givafuk over at the complaints office.
>>5392929
>>5392928
Well, you two are just straight up fucking useless.
>>5392947
The fuck do you think I'm doing? that comes next, you don't just jump to the punch line.
>>5392962
>Fucking notices
>Beats the shit out of you
>gets a new bag
>stuffs the candy back in.
>>5392998
What...what other Stocking? Jesus Christ, are there like...two me's here or something? fucking hell.
>>5392999
Thank yo-SON OF A BITCH, YOU'RE GIVING ME SUGAR FREE GARBAGE AREN'T YOU?
>>5393010
Cause I'm literal perfection, duh, use your eyes, dumbass.
>>5393033
>Carnage chasing out shitters.
Keep the good work.
>>5393051
You deserve all the chocolate, Stocking.
>>5393049
One Way Heroics is great.
>>5393051
Like your love life!
>>5393046
Why wouldn't you?
>>5393049
Hi
I
want
HG
to
leave
.
>>5393010
HG cj'ing.
>>5392947
I-I'm horny, Jinx.
>>5393046
She's 97, but I don't remember how I got you to 53. But I did somehow.
>>5393058
I'm working on it!
>>5393051
YOU MEAN KNEESOCKS DAEMON? GODDAMN IT. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL HER FOR WEEKS, BUT SHE KEEPS EVADING ME!
>>5393049
FAIRY, THIS PLACE IS FOUL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ehm... looks like there is not pokemon dubs, so... maybe tommorow
>>5393008
I'm sure there's a hole out there waiting for you to be claimed~
Probably a pencil sharpener or something like that.
>The Gao Youkai gave the man a sweet smile... Despite being a cunt.
>Actually, it was a sarcastic smile. Yeah, she's a massive bitch.
>>5392840
Sorry, I don't share the same characteristics as your mother, Anon~
>>5393106
Blaziken
>>5393106
Damn son, is English like your fourth language?
>>5393111
>gao youkai
>>5393065
You're talking, but you're not doooing, what you should be doing is GIVING,
>>5393097
YEAH! THAT SKANK! THE FUCK DOOM GUY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST IN THE BIZ, WHAT THE FUCK GIVES?
>>5393119
Who the shit gave you the right touch me? hands off cockgobbler.
>>5393067
>Yes yes it is, shame she had no lewds or fanart in general
>You wouldnt equip a fairy would you anons?
>>5393072
So...what is this place?
>>5393097
Is it? I was told to say hi here
>>5393072
I have no use for it.
>>5393082
Are you trying to say we're RPG characters or something? Actually that sounds pretty cool.
>>5393119
Always with the head touching. I'm not a child!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
>>5393097
Well Captain Caplock, why are you here!?
>>5393111
Probably. But I suppose your manhole sized manhole will suffice for now.
A carrot.
>>5393140
>throws some candy canes and skittles into a pillow case
Better?
>>5393149
>>5393162
That's awful.
You're awful.
>>5393047
I will provide (You) with fun conference and hilarious banter which will make (You) exclaim "Wowcher!"
>>5393162
>>5393149
A Orange Parrot?
>>5393147
Saaaaaaaay whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
>>5393141
Lewd place, exits that way, don't let it hit ya on the way out
>>5393051
No way. Who would do such a cruel thing?
>Hands her a regular chocolate bar this time. Peace offering.
>>5393140
SHE'S SO SLIPPER! LIKE A SNAKE THAT'S BEEN LIVING IN A VASELINE JAR FOR 3 YEARS...
>>5393141
OH. REGARDLESS, WATCH YOUR STEP, THIS PLACE IS....UNIQUE.
>>5393151
TO BUMP THE THREAD AND MAYBE SMASH SOME UNWILLING DEMON POON. YOU?
>>5393187
You're wonderful on the other end of the spectrum
Magikarp
karp
karp
Magikarp
>>5393186
OH SHIT WADDUP?
>>5393130
Shhhh...
>>5393155
E-Excuse me!?
>>5392083
>putting this much effort into a Parsee session
>putting ANY effort into a Parsee session
noob
>>5393208
I'm on a love quest to find a cute boyfriend-free none smoking or drinking girl to make into a sweet heart from the ground up
>>5393186
OH SHIT WADDUP?
>>5393186
OH SHIT WADDUP?
>>5393198
>>5393208
O-oh!
>>5393235
>pets
>>5393170
You said Chocolate...I was promised Chocolate...THIS ISN'T CHOCOLATE!
>>5393200
>Stocking unwraps the chocolate bar and takes a bite
>loudvomitting.jpg
WHAT THE FUCK?! DID YOU JUST TAKE A SHIT, WRAP IT UP, AND CALL IT A FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR? THE FUCK?!
>>5393208
GUNS! YOU RETARD! USE YOUR GUUUNS!
>>5393235
Turnabout is fair play, Yukari. But I love you anyway.
>Kisses the youkai's cheek
>>5393265
>Humps your ass repeated times
>>5393265
....Well? Ya going to run back to HG or not?
>>5393185
>:D
THANK
YOU
>>5393187
Aww, come on. I'm hilarious, don't you think ice cream?
>she starts nudging Weiss with her elbow, eyebrows bouncing up and down
Eh? Eh?
>>5393196
Yes
>>5393198
...n-no. A carrot. Get it? Cause...carrot rhymes with parrot.
>>5393215
I don't know if you can bank on that. She might be too short to reach the mic!
>dohohoho
>>5393248
>noob
I mean... yes.
>>5393078
I'm not that Jinx. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm heading out. Next time you see your Jinx, tell her I said hi.
>Mobile Jinx
>>5393198
I have no use for something like that. Now that I think about it, I might know someone that has some though. Thanks for the suggestion.
>>5393281
>Presents her a bag full of chocolate dongs
How about this?
>>5393293
>Points and clicks
That may be true, but I know that's not the Long and the short of it!
>>5393250
I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK. IF YOU HAPPEN TO FIND A SUCCUBUS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, SEND 'ER MY WAY, HUH?
>>5393281
YOU DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN TRYING?! I SWEAR TO GOD, IT'S LIKE SHE'S GOT SUPER-MAGNETS THAT SURROUND HER AND REPEL MY BULLETS AND PLASMA SHOTS
>>5393276
>Is pet
>Feels offended by the other Anon
...
>Plots revenge
>>5393282
I will find my way to destroy you and everything you love...
... Even if that includes me~
>Despite being humiliated so savagely like that, she welcomed the kiss.
>>5393298
That's why I used noob instead of newfaggot. I think you just honestly didn't know. Parsee's retarded, don't waste your time on that one.
>>5393248
Why do you care what other people do here?
>>5393293
...I think I died a bit on the inside
>>5393311
Remember, no one will stop you from giving ya self a roofie
>>5393330
Eh sure ya want walking STD go nuts
>>5393345
Will that be before or after I engage in sweet love making to you?
>He hugged Yukari earnestly, cheeks red
>>5393293
I do believe I got a name, you know? I'm sure that even someone with your intellectual limitations will be able to remember it.
>Weiss crossed her arms, giving Yang a cold, serious stare.
And stop touching.
>>5393214
Thank you?
>>5393373
Why do you care what I do or post?
>>5393373
kys
>>5393281
>scratches his chin
So cum doesn't make a good ingredient for chocolate...enlightening. Not only are you beautiful, but you're also useful. Thanks Stocking.
>>5393286
>>5393292
>Sprints off into the distance
>>5393381
I'm not so sure about that, but as long as I take it when I'm at home, it should be harmless.
>>5393419
You seem kinda... Snooty. What are you doing walking into a sleazy sex club like this?
>>5393454
Yeah that's what I though!...3 down!
>>5393413
We both know that's not true
>>5393419
As cold as always Younger Lady Schnee, that said it is the greatest feeling on earth to see you in a place such as this
>He bows to the heiress, thats what he assumed was standard for her
What's the name of that brown girl that plays as a sexbot? I need more artwork of that deliciousness.
>>5393463
That's the spirit! Now go get fucked up so you can get knocked out without fighting Mike Tyson!
>>5393313
Seriously? Chocolate dicks? What are you, twelve?
>Stocking takes one of the detached nigger dicks from the bag and takes a bite of it
Oh wow...not all that bad actually...huh.
>>5393330
TRY HARDER, DAMNIT! I WANT HER HEAD ON MY FUCKING MANTLE ABOVE MY FIRE PLACE! KAPEESH?
>>5393442
You fucking came in the chocolate bar?
What's wrong with you? Are you like, a special kind of tard?
>>5393424
>Replying to question with a question.
Jesus, you really are one nasty toxic shitposter. I'm off.
>>5393416
Before, of course...
Because I won't be giving you the sweet nectar that is my body! I will destroy you and make your pathetic life a living Hell.
I will remind you what happens when you dare to cross Yukari Yakumo!
>Yukari stood up, tall and regal as she was, giving Anon a solemn and serious look.
Ah, whatever~ Drop your pants and show me what you're packing... Or in your case: What you're lacking~
>>5393506
See? Don't judge before you try. I got them especially for you. Because you're worth it.
>>5393510
Stay butthurt :^)
>>5393504
Alright, you take care of yourself, I'm gonna sleep like a corpse tonight!
>trying to sleep
>Feel an itch in my butthole
>Leads to me fingering myself until I get cum all over
>Get on my knees and lick it up
>Butt starts itching worse than before.
A-am I a slut?
>>5393531
You're beautiful when you're angry.
>The anon quickly stripped, showing off his... average body to her
Of course you're always beautiful anyway.
>>5393419
Deviously, the petite assassin stalks up behind the bitchy Schnee heiress, giggling to herself in complete silence as she tip toes closer and closer. Only mere inches from the huntress in-training, Neo tap-taps at her shoulder, having to strain up just a little bit, her smirk still plastered right across her visage.
>>5393506
SUCK MY DEMON-SLAYING COCK, STOCKING. THESE THINGS TAKE TIME.
>>5393565
God damn I sure am being helpful tonight
>>5393571
silica?
>>5393506
>KAPEESH
>>5393326
AYYYYYYYY. You're a punny guy, Anon!
>>5393381
H-heheh...heh...
>>5393419
You're so harsh today. What's with the cold shoulder?
>Yang does not stop touching
>far from it, really, she starts to poke at Weiss' face, and neck and chest
>her grin grows with each sharp poke
Why though? Why? Why, Weiss?
>>5393602
No.
>>5393609
The italian in me hurts
>>5393611
AYYYYYYYYY! Well, I mean, you're the scientist of them, I'm just the consequences of the pun-intended side effects.
Tell tats to hide that idiotic cyborg is coming!
>>5393622
You want an Italian in you?
>winks
>>5393550
Anon...these are seriously great, but I have an important question...WHY THE SHIT DIDN'T YOU JUST MAKE NORMAL CHOCOLATE BARS?!
>>5393581
THEY SO DO NOT! I COULD DO THIS SHIT IN MY SLEEP! YOU'RE JUST A BIG. FAT. PHONEY!
>>5393609
What? What's wrong with kapeesh? It's fast, snappy, and fun to say.
>Stocking mockingly holds her hand up and makes it into that thing Italians do
Do you wanta me to-a saya it like-a faggy Italian?
>>5393347
Well damn. And here was me hoping I could do a passable attempt at a Geralt to quiet down the doubters.
Another time.
>>5393506
Of course not, that would be disgusting. I was making in the middle of making chocolate until my friend mentioned that he pleasured and ejaculated into the bowl. As horrified as I was, I couldn't let this chocolate go to waste. And so here am I.
The rest of the chocolate in that bag is fine, though.
>>5393611
That's shame ya feeling....keep feeling it
>>5393647
Miku already left
>>5393676
I have those too, I just wanted to see how you'd react.
>He presents her a bag full of the same chocolates, just in regular form.
>>5393676
IF IT'S SO GODDAMNED EASY, WHY DON'T YOU DO IT YOURSELF, HUH? THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE KNEESOCKS IS A PIECE OF SHIT.
FUCK YOU, I'M GOING BACK TO HG.
>>5393658
AYYY TONY
Listen, paisano
You owe my uncle Michael a lotta money
Lotta money, Tony
I love you Tony, you been in the family a long time. You're a good guy, Tony, a good guy, Now where's the money?
>>5393679
It was a good intro until I realized who it was for. It fit Geralt and your intended partner well and set up a lot of good potential openings for an IC response. You just need to take better contracts, White Wolf.
>>5393697
Not her, the psychic doll. Green hair, petite in stature, Treated people here like trash. Some robo-hobo is after her.
>>5393611
Your puns are like awful and I'm just not in the mood.
So quit it.
>Weiss replied with a very unamused tone as she took a step away from Yang, her ice blue eyes narrowing at the taller girl.
And that's none of your business. Now go and bother someone else, alright? Hmph.
>>5393464
Wait, what? A-A sex club?
>>5393480
>Of course that sort of respect was standard to her but also quite boring. Instead of acting high and mighty, she merely waved at the man nonchalantly.
It's alright, it's alright.
I'm just here to look and nothing else.
>>5393578
>Weiss immediately turns around, only to see... Nothing.
>Then looks down.
Oh, it's you.
....
Oh crap. It's you!
>She immediately reached for Myrtenaster, because Neo on the proximity means that shit is about to go down.
>>5393762
Don't know or care who any of them are...or you! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
>>5393697
I'm not a cyborg, redpool!
>>5393692
Seriously? I mean just...Seriously? I mean sure every little bowel of chocolate is God's own gift to earth, but you gotta know when that gift just got tainted.
>>5393708
>Stocking swipes the bag of normal candy...but She still keeps the chocolate dick one too
What? How'd you think I react?
...Totally keeping them though, they remind me of Patrick
>insert dreamy sigh here
>>5393727
MAYBE I FUCKING WILL! I'LL HAVE THAT DEMON CUNTS HEAD IN SECONDS! I'LL BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME!
>>5393776
Really, just here to look around? I had hoped you had come here to relax out of view or range of your family an without risk
>He slowly stands from the bow and takes on a much more relaxed pose
>>5393782
I'm not a Redpool, Toaster!
>>5393794
Well they were chocolate so I thought you'd take them no matter what. You're a peach, Stocking. A chocolate peach.
>>5393820
I'm not a toaster, Venom!
(... How about now?)
>>5393577
I know I am~
>Yukari said as she sat on the floor beneath, her form nearly laying on her side as she reached for the man's member, her slender fingers wrapping around the fragile and average-sized pricks, slowly giving it a couple of strokes with a silk-covered hand.
>For a moment she was considering ripping his manhood off and then doing terrible things to him with it... But since she wasn't that completely mean, she decided to amuse him... And arouse him.
Feeling lucky, punk~?
...
I love that movie~
>>5393794
YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, I'M NOT LEAVING. MAYBE IF YOU CLOSED YOUR LEGS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE KNEESOCKS WOULDN'T BE SO EMBARRASSED TO BE AROUND YOU, YOU FUCKING SLUT.
>>5393849
> ;^)
>>5393861
An old lady would love Eastwood
>>5393861
I feel lucky that I know you.
>The anon closed his eyes as his face reddened a bit, feeling Yukari's slender hands on him.
>>5393794
Perhaps, but it's against my code to discard any morsel of food. It's an insult to sweet makers and lovers everywhere to waste chocolate!
>eats one of the chocolate bars
>loudvomitting.jpg
Gruh...this was...a mistake...
>>5393842
I'm not a Venom, Windup!
>>5393759
Never enough of those about. There's always some catch.
Maybe the poster has some secret they don't want getting out, maybe they lie about the scope of the problem to bargain down the price. Could be they never intend to pay at all.
>>5393898
I'm not a windup, Toxin!
TFW I probably really upset someone by not being in the mood for lood when they were and teasing them when I notice them in the threads and I bet they hate me now.
>>5393781
A client and irregular customer here thats all that matters.
>>5393697
B-but how will I make it on stage if I'm always ashamed? I'm gonna be a comedian someday...!
>>5393644
Gee, Anon. Are you a doctor? Cause I wanna see your bedside manner.
>...
Wait
>>5393776
Aww. You're no fun, you know that?
>pursing her lips, Yang turns to leave, an overdramatic sigh escaping her
I guess I'll go BOTHER someone else, then. BLAAAAAAAAKE
>>5393877
A dead man would call me an old lady.
>>5393885
Do you now~?
>A sly smirk formed on her lips as she continued to caress that member, a second hand reaching for his testes to give them a small massage, squeezing them teasingly but not roughly to goad him into an erection.
>Half way there, she gave his cock a single, careful lick from the base of his shaft to the very tip, hoping that it would make him hard.
Hmmhm~ Tasty~
>>5393776
Just a -tiny- bit irked at her height impairment being shone in all of its (in)glory; the midget-ish cronie to Torchwick just shrugs noncommittally, a leg swinging up to whack her heel against the revolver-rapier. Knowing the golden rule, she bounds back to whip her other boot-clad foot across the thin bladed weapon, now successfully knocking it out of the Ice Queen's dainty little hands. You seem to be completely defenseless, Schnee...
"..."
The silence is disconcerting to Weiss, for sure; the crazed grin tearing into Neopolitan's face no doubtly sure to disturb her even further. The killer moves to unsheathe her parasol, gleaming blade shining under the moonlight. This doesn't seem to promise happy times for Weiss anytime soon...
(Didn't know you were picking her up. I was actually considering picking her up, honestly.)
>>5393912
I'm not a Toxin,Synthetoid!
>>5393921
If you are who I think you are, then yeah they probably do
>>5393945
Now I feel really lucky!
>The anon's cock hardened under her touch and lick, perhaps driven by some of Yukari's magic or the fact that she's fucking Yukari Yakumo and you'd have to be a braindead retard to not want to fuck her.
>>5393921
>tfw you like roleplaying your ava with another ava, but you think they might think you're orbiting or hounding them if you ask too often, so you just keep quiet and hate yourself
>>5393925
I'm calling you Bob
>>5393936
Haven't ya heard, Comedy is murder
>>5393981
If you are someone who knows that they think so, then-
-no, I haven't the heart to meme. Nevermind.
>>5392686
>When me and DMG broke up I was singing pinkerton all night long
I personally listen to heavy music to swing my mood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhOaMIZf40U
>>5393936
Oh, really now? Well, just Xiao Long you plan on standing there Yang-ing around then? I'm sure with all your puns, I'll B positive. Besides, you're the doctor, I'm sure you're cute enough to stop my heart, and skilled enough to restart it!
>>5394006
Who is it you like?
>>5393921
>when someone turns you down for lewd to play on one of their other avas
bad feels
>>5393823
Well thanks for the two bags of chocolate, I guess you aren't so bad.
>>5393874
AR-ARE YOU CALLING ME A SLUT?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT'D I'D ONLY SPREAD MY LEGS FOR ONE PERSON AND THAT'S PATRICK!
>>5393887
Yeeeaaah...
>Stocking forces the bag of chocolate back into the anons hands
I don't think I want that any mooore...
>>5394134
I'm glad you liked them, because I really like you, Stocking.
>>5393981
That's a very mean thing to say anon, you don't even have to know who it is.
>>5393970
What's a synthetoid? Forget it, I'm out for now. Later, red guy!
>>5394006
I was the same way for a long time. Don't worry about it, just do what feels good!
>>5394160
Fine but I'll be waiting for you!
>>5394181
That's gay
>>5393936
>Weiss sighed in clear annoyance, eyes closing and hands reaching for the sides of her head, rubbing them with her thumbs. Truly, Yang was a massive headache for someone so refined and elegant as Weiss.
>Why was she teamed with this moron? The world might never know.
Alright, alright... I will humor you. I'll stick around, listen to your awful jokes and dread the moment i had the misfortune to know you.
What now?
>>5393967
....!
>Everything happened so fast and so suddenly, she barely had any time to react! Noticing the sharp edge of Neo... And well the sharp edge of her blade, the Schnee heiress took yet another step back, and another... And another.
>Indeed, things looked sour and bad for her.
Tch... What is it what you want? Speak u- oh, right... Right.
>She had to make a run for it and grab her rapier, but how? Despite her size, Neo was too fast and surprisingly strong!
[O-Oh. I was considering her since this morning. S-Sorry.]
>>5393814
Is there a problem with that?
Like a visit to the zoo, one can enjoy the sight of what animals do without having to partake in their activities.
... The same thing applies to me and this place.
>>5394181
kek
>>5394006
It's probably not nearly as bad as you think.
>>5394117
This feel
I wish I could go back to when I didn't know who played who
>>5394134
Yeah...somebody else will probably eat them anyway.
>tosses the bag out of sight
Terrible experience, that was. Sorry about that one.
>>5394212
Nuh uh
>>5394222
Nice triples
>>5394261
Thanks bby. How are you doing tonight?
>>5393776
Yeah, this is where people like your friend Yang go to get fucked.
>sorry for the late reply
>>5394261
I want to cuck asami.
>>5394268
Doin' fine. You?
>>5393997
I'm sure of it~
>Yukari reached for the back of her dress, undoing some of the lacey straps holding the upper part of her elaborate clothes before loosening it up, allowing the front part to fall, her breasts now fully revealed to the Anon.
>Massive, perky and quite soft-looking. They were glorious melons that soon found themselves wrapping the man's cock, trapping the meat in between them.
Gotcha~
>>5394220
Well, unlike the zoo there is no wall to keep you from trying if you want, ever kissed a stranger before?
>He takes a step closer to her, its Cleary what he is offering and its not the best way to do it but some part of him thinks it will end in something besides being iced
>>5394295
Rather bored but I'm alright.
>>5394285
(Then you should make that happen)
>>5394305
Oh no.... Whatever shall I do?
>The anon patted Yukari's cap, moving it to the side so he can stroke her hair
>>5394294
Don't be laying to me!
>>5394294
Well, come on, out with it then, maybe you can clear up the confusion with them directly!
>say you want a character
>anon is actually putting effort in so he can use her in the future
The absolute madma- I mean based.
>>5394014
Don't you mean piano lessons?
>>5394074
>Yang keels over in laughter, pulling the man in with a heavy arm and squeezing him tightly
O-okay, okay, I concede! You got me, alright?
>she tries to calm herself, giving a little snort as the laughing dies off
>>5394220
>it's clearly so that Weiss has someone to job for her
>whirling back around, she beams at Weiss, clapping a hand down onto her head and...with surprising tenderness, tousles and pets her hair
I knew you had some sweetness in you. I'll calm down on the puns, okay?
Need to lewd a thicc to live.
>>5394343
You start enjoying yourself for my sake~
>Yukari pressed her breasts together before moving her chest up and down, giving the man a taste of the exquisite breastpussy she possessed~
>Truly, she as a woman with experience, as her motions were skilled: First she was slow, careful and kind... But then, without warning, her motions turned violent, fast and full of lust. Her head dipped forward, giving the head sticking from her breasts a single lick.
Hmmhm~!
>>5394392
Thicc you say?
>>5394392
Go fuck yourself, fatass.
>>5394327
(Not quite sure how i'd make it happen outside of some Anon coming up to Korra and eventually fucking her while Asami is made to watch...and maybe even liking it.)
>>5394372
Nooooooope, it's comedy, Ya want to be funny but ya see ya always run into people who just don't get it
>>5394006
>Letting yourself be broken down by anxiety
Now, see, i've not been here long, but seeing as i'm not busy I guess I have the time to contribute to the shitposting with my worthless opinion.
Since everybody else seems to enjoy it, maybe it'll get me off. Who knows?
Caring too much what people think is unhealthy in an atmosphere like this. Everybody's here for the same reason, and the actual people involved matter relatively little in the grand scheme of things.
If some random cuck accuses you of being an orbiter then it means nothing, and if the person you want to typefuck tells you to fuck off then you don't get to typefuck them that day. Boo hoo. Try again later.
Don't just stew quietly and hate yourself. Talk to people.
>>5394270
Didn't you die?
>>5394372
>The Anon ticks one in the imaginary win column as he tries to hold back his own laughter.
Alright, alright, fair enough..b-but could you let go? I wanted to split some sides, but I prefer they not be mine!
>>5394399
No matter what anyone says, I love you, Yakumo Yukari.
>The anon stroked her beautiful blond hair as he watched her play with his full cock, trembling in pleasure as he watches her lick it
>>5394220
Knowing she had already won this duel before it had even begun, her brow quirks up curiously as her foot taps against the concrete, giving the heiress a quick once-over. At least her body wasn't as terrible as her personality... Lithe, slim; a ballerina-like beauty to it all. Fitting, as she had seen the younger girl fight as if she was on an ice rink. Shaking herself fire from this tangential thought, the assassin soon strode towards the backstopping Beacon attendee, heels clacking against gray cement.
"..."
The little scoop of frozen dairy carelessly drags her blade across the floor, discordant scraping slicing through the tension-filled air as if it were butter. Tick, tock, tick, tock... Impatience overthrowing sense of theatrics, Neo bounds towards Weiss in one swift mood; blade already threatening to pierce her pale jugular with a measured thrust. The exotic-haired woman locks eyes with the Schnee, flashing a cocky look as if to say, "Give me one reason why I shouldn't turn this white dress a crimson red." If the hired killer could cackle, this would be an opportune time to showcase it.
(Don't apologize, it's fine! I kinda wanted another player to take her up, and I'm happy it's you. But you wouldn't object if I used her in sporadic bursts, would you?)
>>5394440
A little~
>>5394410
Can you pull a rabbit out of a hat?
>>5394270
Welcome back...?
>>5394495
No Bob she can't, she can however fill ya with disappointment
>>5394323
Bored? Eh- that's too bad...
>>5394338
What do you mean "imagine"??
>>5394424
(That could work. Or if you don't like that, Asami could show up later. If you don't like just out of nowhere fucking, maybe Korra gets convinced that pleasuring people is an Avatar duty- or maybe that that's just how people act outside of her small hometown; you're just supposed to fuck whoever wants you. I mean, she never was the brightest bulb.
Up to you, really.)
>>5394495
No. But I can fuck your bitch.
>>5394493
OH FUCK, ANOTHER DEMON
>>5394392
>>5394531
i wouldn't mind having a threesome with them too!
>>5394493
Well shit. Good job on not going overboard then. Welcome back.
>>5394532
Was very disappointed when I read the source.
>>5394528
I get enough of that at work, what ever happend to that sweet bartender? Did she move back to VA-LL-HA-LL-A
>>5394532
Sorry Miss Im single. Unless you meant my friend Maria, I'd reccomend you dont, she's more of a drag then I am. Wont shut up about Karl Marx.
>>5394392
>tfw whole line up is titty monsters
>None of them are really thicc
I-I'm so sorry, anon.
>>5394605
Not a fan of fucking pigs?
>>5394607
.. She a good lay? You hit that right? She can't talk about Marx with a cock in her mouth.
>>5394531
(Maybe a lucky Anon ends up being taken to have a threesome with Korra and Asami which quickly turns into Asami watching and pleasuring her on the sidelines while Korra is fucked and possibly ends up liking getting fucked by a guy more then she does Asami. I kind of like the idea of Korra realizing she likes cocks much more then she likes fucking her girlfriend. )
>>5390831
Nth for I want to be hypno-raped by Futa Miku!
And I'm definitely not any particular avatar. Definitely.
BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE
>>5394607
No idea, ask the magic girl...or ask her about how getting a beat down from the Rock felt
>>5394643
Who likes fucking pigs?
Barn animals either.
>>5394519
Arigato.
>>5394540
Aren't you used to dealing with countless demons Mr Doomguy?
>>5394580
Not for long sadly, just popping up to be a torment.
Man these western girls are so much better than generic anime girls
>>5394643
She's not worth that. Cute and all but irritating.
Where's Jill? You know the bartender?
>>5394668
Will do.
>>5394688
I MEAN, HEY, YOU'RE A DEMON I COULD DEAL WITH~
>>5394565
(Were you one of the folks I was already talking with? Or a new anon? Eh- either way, we can make that work.
If you need a setup- maybe Asami is the one that convinced Korra of lewd stuff like I was saying before, where Asami is a total perv, and Korra is just taking her on her word that this is all normal. Or if you don't need a setup, they are technically bi anyway, so maybe it's just a fuck scene.
Just throwin' out ideas since I dunno which anon you are. Do whatever ya' want!)
>>5394644
(Works for me! I'm always down for Korra succumbing to the power of dick and choosing cock over her up-to-this-point beloved girlfriend)
>>5394704
It's almost like it has nothing to do with where the ava comes from but instead the skill of the RPer!
>>5394704
What western girls?
Korra is an anime.
>>5394492
[I-If that's what you want...]
>Weiss froze in place, almost like a statue made of the element she was often compared to. Despite being this close to death, she was far from being completely afraid. She was just afraid a little.
>Firing a dangerous glance to Neo, despite being unarmed, Weiss spoke up with a surprisingly firm tone for someone in her situation. She was the heiress of the Schnee Company, so she wasn't going to surrender that easily!
Because I'm worth more alive than dead?
>Goddamn it. Weiss.
>However, it was all a ruse. She slowly walked in circles slowly. Very slowly. No doubt with the sharp weapon so close to her beautiful neck... But she was cautiously moving on direction to Myrtenaster.
>It was do or die!
... Or what? Are you so desperate to get a pat on the head from that ruffian boyfriend of yours?
>Making Neo angry wasn't a smart idea, but maybe it could open a window of opportunity for her to rush for her rapier!
>>5394372
Is that a promise, Yang?
>Weiss asked, eyebrow raised as she silently deemed the blonde beauty worthy of her presence and perhaps her forgiveness. After all, she was her teammate and sister to the leader of her group.
>Even if she was supposed to be the leader. Seriously. Fuck you Goodwitch.
Whatever, what do you want to do then? Anything other than telling awful jokes.
>She tapped the ground impatiently with a foot, hands resting on her hips.
>>5394273
Like every other single place? I'm not surprised.
>>5394306
Thing is, I don't want to try anything. I'm merely... Exploring.
>That was a lie but she wasn't going to tell him that, of course.
>After all, she had an image to maintain! She just couldn't go around fucking every boy she saw... She wasn't Yang!
>>5394688
So you're not up for a little playtime, I'm guessing?
>>5394672
Someone somewhere is craving that pig cock. You know it.
>>5394709
Jill? I'm sorry not quite sure who you mean. Maybe I don't know her, or I'm a tad bit to tired to remember who. Sorry.
Infact I think I'll sleep now, I get to sleep in tomorrow <3 Night night Spy guy
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>>5394725
[A new anon.]
[A fuck scene works. Maybe after Anon met Asami somewhere and she "convinced" him to join him for some fun with her girlfriend.]
>>5394784
What did he mean by this?
>>5394688
It's cool. I'm here for some chit-chat tonight anyway I'm just glad to see you didn't get banned/put off by shitposting.
>>5394725
(are you the Korra and Asami player from last time. I wouldn't mind doing something with you!)
>>5394006
>when you're too prudent to ask for some things sometimes
It's just self-discipline!
>>5394775
Well, shall I help you explore?~
>he gave her a look like he knew she was lying, he didnt know but he could put on the look
>He offers his hand to her as he tries to plan out a route to show her around the place
>>5394784
Best image of John Cena
>>5394725
(Great. One other thing. Are you open to the idea of Asami enjoying being cucked? )
>>5394476
>Yukari continued to reward the obedient dick with more caresses from her breasts and licks from her tongue, her indigo eyes meeting his.
Hurry~ Gimme what I want, don't keep me waiting~
- t. Yukari
>>5394433
But if you kill them, they can't laugh at your jokes! Also you'd be a murderer, and Sonic Says killing people is really uncool.
>...
Or was that smoking
>>5394462
>you deserve that tick, Anon
>Yang's lips quickly dip in to smooch his cheek, before she draws back and gives him a sharp punch in the arm
Fine, fine. Sorry, don't know my own strength sometimes.
>>5394775
Of course. Yang doesn't break a promise.
>looking up and off to the side for a moment, Yang contemplates this, wondering what her snobby teammate would be up for doing
...we could go bump uglies.
>>5394868
Put it in your mouth then. Let me feel that wonderful gappy tongue of yours.
>The anon winked at her, petting her head a few more times
>>5394829
I want to touch paw pads and then breed the cutie
>>5394780
Another time, I just wanted whoever it is that's upset I'm not around to know I'm not quite dead.
>>5394719
I don't think you'd want to risk that, you never know what a demon might do.
>>5394823
Waiting on the silliness to die down, but I doubt that'd ever happen really I don't think I've even been reported yet for anything I've posted.
Somebody bake some more bread
>>5394994
I'm glad to see you back, too! I don't know if you do Discord or Email or anything so it's a relief to know I'll eventually get a chance to play with you