/sad/ - Satyrs After Dark #30: Heat Edition Previous thread

>>5386048
>For the more explicit material not generally posted on /satyr/
Which is stuff like inbreeding, fucking your own kids' urethras, scat, piss, diapers, udders, incest 24/7 and all those other fetishes that turns you on sexually. So go nuts if you have a fetish for something and want to see it here!

>>5386048

Halfies get out, Equestria for Equestrians!

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>>5386163

Up the Satyr Republican Army!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8yx5K_LCo

>>5386048
That is one of my favorite Laika pics

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>>5386982
This one here is mine. I wish that other pupper satyr took off so Laika wouldn't be so lonely.

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>>5388084
She ain't lonely

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>>5388106
But she's presumably the only one of her kind. Atleast in Ponyville.

>>5388084
There was another Pup satyr? Which one?

>>5388106
Best ship

>>5388229
I would like to write about them, probably because I like satyr boy and non-pony satyr girl ships, but I have no idea how to write Laika.

>>5388681
I see her as being fairly confident and affectionate to people, like a dog she wears her heart on her sleeves and when caught off guard or startled she will do dog things. Her mental state tends to be more along the lines of a child in that simple things please her. And she gets embarrassed when anyone brings up things she did as a kid like thinking Garret was a girl well up until she was 12 or so. She's also naturally a tomboy, and loves to get dirty.

>>5389317

For reasons known only to a very select few, she also blushes fiercely when around peanut butter.

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>>5390235
unf~ She loves her some good ol cleaning of a dirty boy

>>5388229
>Best Ship
You wanna go bruh

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>>5388229
Yeah, his name was Kipper. He was supposed to be a fiesty kid that wanted to be treated like an adult but doesn't really 'get' it at times.

>>5389317
Is she unquestioningly loyal and devoted too, like a doggo?

>>5391632
Naturally, but not to many, just those lucky few who earn her trust.

>>5391431
Thought taht was a gyphon for a moment.

>>5391318
Name a better ship!

>>5391709
>>5391709
The ones I like.

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Why do you guys want lewd dog?

>>5392325
Doggy style is the best style. Plus she's the only one I can project my Liru fantasy onto in this thread. Is this pic new?

>>5392402
>Is this pic new?
It's an older pic that I never finished
[spoiler]surprise, surprise[/spoiler]

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>>5392325
Because she's faithful, beautiful, and playful. And also this >>5392402 doggy style best style. also, yeah im pretty sure tahts new. DJ if thats you and your gonna be taking request you better let me know now! before i go to sleep!'

>>5392440
nice, was taht my request you took a long time ago but never finished? it looks great!

>>5392440
Oh yeah...spoilers don't work on /trash/
oops...

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>>5392457
>DJ if thats you and your gonna be taking request you better let me know now! before i go to sleep!'

To be honest, I'm open to requests, but I'm drunk, so I may or may not fulfill requests. I might just draw random shit.

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>>5392562
Im down to take that risk.

Can you draw this cutie? Squishing her boobs or something?

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>>5392562
/d/ also drew these two cuties, so maybe you can doodle something cute or lewd for these two?

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>>5392562
Maybe do some mother and daughter bonding for our friends in /sat/

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>>5392562

Maybe Warren doing a shy selfie for Tinder?

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>>5392562
Darcy serving a drink to anon could be nice. Or just those two together doing something. [spoiler]Im gonna keep throwing random suggestions out there till i pass out[/spoiler]

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>>5392789

Or Ding getting Maxie's fish stick

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I'm not sure this'd fit, but I figure I'll post it anyway.
A rough draft of a Kangaroo type Satyr i'm working on.

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>>5392562
This guy but awkwardly playing tea party with this girl

>>5393024
>gif
want to click but...

>>5393040
Just some titty jiggling.

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>>5392562
Something like this with utah and Feather heart.

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>>5393024
>>5393050
I see that, nice. Any back story on this cutie?

>>5392562
Emma laying an egg

>>5393090
Nothing really written down. Considering making her a mother, and give her a lil joey, but other than that I'm a bit broke on idea's.

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>>5393113
A satyr mother is something we havent really had before. It would be an interesting thing if done right. Any names?

>>5392562
Mudpie and Thorn slamming clams

>>5393161
Kind of, I've be calling her Roux, pronounced like Roo. Really basic and lame, but I like it.

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>>5392898
WiP

>>5393161
I have a powerful need.

>>5393241

Wait are they swimming?

>>5393241
Remember that time Dingaling died because she can't breathe underwater

>>5393268

Swimming as in underwater

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>>5393268
>>5393273
>>5393294
Magic

>>5393191
It could be french, a french kangaroo girl with a slight accent would get me as hard as diamonds.

>>5393241
>>5393312
Oh my god, are you really gonna do a comic of this? Cause i want to see that be done. how much money /d/? How much money do you want me to throw?

>>5393273
She has some kind of bubble around her head, so i take it that is like a protective thing to let her breath.

>>5393241
>>5393312
So is this a huge commission or something

>>5393379
That doesn't sound like a bad idea, especially with Kangaroo's being stereotypically from Aussie, it'd add some uniquness.

>>5393379
>Not ecen got to the sexy parts or part II yet
Eleventy doras.

>>5393312

If this doesn't end with a rendition of "Under the Sea," I am gonna be so pissed

>>5393430
Damnit /d/ you know i dont speak spanish!

>>5393421
yup, love a good thread pow wow.

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>>5392562
This is the hottest pick imo, but i'd like to see you do it with a random satyr. Your choice

>>5393241
>inb4 he waits for her to lay her eggs so he can spray them with his jizz

Have any satyrs cheated?

>>5393546
>Inb4 she does lay eggs and they have a bunch of babies that look like Buoy
>Inb4 the Buoys swim in a school like that new pokemon

>>5393635
>Most of them get eaten or just die

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>>5393624
Rory did... He just didn't want to let his mom down! Just wanted to be as good as Glimmer! But he got caught. They didn't expel or suspend him; but he did get a fail... Thistle comforted him.

>>5393667
>Three or four survive
>They all say they are Buoy
>People get confused at how fast she does things
>Always ends up pulling a Derpy and not knowing what people are talking about, accidentally feeds their thoughs she is a super fast worker

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>>5393635
>Inb4 the Buoys swim in a school like that new pokemon

That sounds fucking adorable

>>5393699
Took me a few minutes, but i laughed when i figured it out.

>>5393740
You wanted a cute granddaughteru? How about TWO DOZEN+?!

>>5393767
Pic of 20+ Buyos dog piling on Anon when?

Are there any other designs for grandchildren or is she the only one?

>>5393699

>that tongue

Thistle just became a much better Satyr to me

>>5393740
>>5393767
>>5393786
>20~
Lil loooow. https://youtu.be/Le13by2WM70

>>5393819
There's Houdini, but people whined about him looking snarky.

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>>5393699
Thats a really hot pic, thanks for making it /d/ude!

>>5393819
She hides it well, but very few can see her pull a Gene Simmons.

>>5393884
>>5393863
Love those fucking fish.

>>5393897
>/d/
That was done by MT.

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>>5393902
>Looks closely at the filename

So it was. And that is my cue to get some sleep cause i have stayed up far to late.

>>5393699
Thank you MT! Love your work!

>>5393944
Ni ni buddy. Sleep tight; will make sure /d/ and MT get the messages.

>>5393024
I saw that posted in one of the OC threads. I you sure that you made that and that's not someone else's?

>>5393884
What about some other ships?

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>>5394068
Well... I happen to have a pic, and since /sad/ is SUPPOSEDLY less bitchy than satyr... Behold; the abomination of cute aminals!

>>5394062
Oooh~ Drama. I look forward to seeing how this turns out when i wake up

>>5394005
Cool, thanks. Night to you too

>>5394112
I have no idea what this is. I'm trying to figure out who the parents are supposed to be.

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Does this look okay or not? I'm never sure with line art. Should I use thicker lines? Less fuzzy colors?

>>5394112
Im having trouble figuring out who this is, I think its bun and gryphon but im not sure. Also, dont invite people to try and make this place terrible. You know waht they say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9n0LrZWb_A

>>5394176
It looks cute as hell rihgt now. Good work.

>>5394156
>>5394213
>Ram horns
>Animal paw
>Bunny tail
>Little birb wings that beat fast
>Satyr legs
Ringing any bells? Any triggers?

>>5394176
Looks good, Vag. I like. And I normally don't care for Blare.

>>5394213
Not inviting people to make it terrible. I want people to prove /sad/ is more welcoming and ooen than /sat/. I want to be proven wrong.

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>>5394213
Kaos? This isn't obvious when there are no colors either.

>>5394244
A chimera love child of Ariana, Leonra, Bun, and Alex? I'm drawing a blank jus spoon me man!

>>5394283
Bingo. A certain girl who was talked about for all of five posts and upset a looot of people. Still, her description was super cute, sooo... Yee.

>>5394292
Spoon fed: Love child of a certain man whore, his main lady, and a wild girl who can change her body on a whim.

>>5394337
>Five posts
When? I don't remember that at all.

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>>5394337
Oh, people don't hate Kaos. A lot of people love her, in fact. They just don't know how to write her without making her seem like just another Eris.

>>5394068

I have a few names for second gen Satyrs.

>Ace/Icarus: Firestorm (M), Sleet (F)
>Ambrosia/Hotshot: Drift (F), Set of unnamed Earth Satyr twins (M)
>Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer Satyr (M): Twinkle (F)

I only have basic looks and personalities down. Too bad I can't draw worth shit.

>>5394426
>>5394435
The description was that Kaos wanted to have a O3P with Timber and Mumble, so right around Mumble's first pregnancy, she got freaky deaky and had some threeway fun. Here's the thing though; the emotions of a pregnant woman are fucking VOLATILE. Stuff happened, she raises her baby as a single mom for a few years, then dropped her off with her daddy and other mommy when she worried her baby wasn't "chaos" material. Keep her safe, like getting a baby out of the Ghetto.

>>5394615
>keep out of the ghetto
Damn, Equestria and beyond has gotten worse over the years.

>>5394615
Aw. That's a bit to sad for my tastes when Kaos is involved. She deserves a nice life with her besties.

>>5394593
A male Sunset satyr or Glimmer experimenting with Even Tide and growth spells?

>>5394615
>Even MORE Timber shit.
Great.

>>5394696

Male Sunset Satyr. A brute both physically and magically. Has a temper but he's protective of his friends and loved ones.

I came up with the name Sundown.

And yes he's fuckingg invincibleZ

>>5394615
Mumble a cuck confirmed

>>5394679
She does eventually get back involved, raising her kids like a mini Full house style. Just has that mentality "she'll be better without me". She gets better.

>>5394701
Old Timber stuff at that.

>>5394738
>Cuck
The implications from the original post were futa, chaos magic, or surrogate. Though, this brings up a question, are harems just a bunch of women being cuckqueens?

>>5394804
I mean... Technically? If they got off to it, then yeah. Then again, harems are a Japanese thing and all of Japan is full of cucks.

>>5394885
>Tonbo is a cuck by nature
Sucks to be Dynamo.

>>5394062
>>5394121
Yeah I'm sure, I'm the who posted it there.
Figured see if anyone could whip something up, and maybe inspire me to actually add more.

>>5394062
>>5394997
Sorry for getting back so late, was out for a bit

>>5394972
In this context, assuming you mean one-way cuckqueen, wouldn't it be good for him because he can fuck other girls and she'll be perfectly fine with it?

>>5394997
>>5395038
Oh, well I apologize then. Just wanted to be sure it wasn't 'plagiarism' or something of that nature. You draw really well, you have a blog?

>>5395045
I think he means it could go either way. So it's a coin flip if she wants him to do other girls or if she'll do other guys. Least, what I think he meant.

>>5395110
Had one, but got terminated.
Ip's banned from tumblr thanks to people getting upset about Wicke's tits.

>>5395152
Wow, that's super lame. Do you still have the art that you posted there? You could always get a Soup account.

>>5395208
I've got a few bits, but what's soup? May consider it.
Though bit hesitent, like you thought of me, I've had art and characters stolen and had to deal with it.

>>5395254
It's like sort of like Tumblr, but more like Blogger. You could post material like loli and shota on here. I know a lot of artists that do to avoid Tumblr take downs. http://www.soup.io

>>5395330
Well I'll check it out, bookmarked it for now if I do something with it, i'll hit the thread back up and link it.

Anyone gonna post all this new arts on Derpi?

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Which satyrs are perfectly fine with free use? I'm going out on a limb and saying Green Peace.

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>>5393699
Long tongues are nice. I always found it hot how any of the drakes and changlyrs would be champs at any sort of oral. I'm still waiting on the inevitable tongue tied drawing.

>>5393024
She's a hottie.

>>5394112
I don't know who this is, but she's a cutie.

>>5394176
Looks pretty good.

>>5394244
>Ringing any bells? Any triggers?
Not really. Could be an arimaspi/bunny/griffon hybrid I suppose?

>>5394679
She'll always have her dad to prank with.

>>5397468
It's Timber and Kaos' kid, they said

>>5395152
Who is Wicke and what's special about her tits that upset people?

>>5397543
Yeah, I saw after.
I've never seen Discord or Kaos drawn with curled ram horns so I would never have guessed.

>>5397414
Connie. The convoluted cluster fuck of "cute" animals.

>>5397517
"Kaos! Did you put my eyeballs under the cushions while I was sleeping again? I'm staring at this egg salad sandwhich last night!"

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We're overdue on some incest with these two.

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>>5397678
Agreed on the mer-cest, but disagreed on the pair. Those two despise each other... These two however. You ever heard of co-dependency? Yeah. Incest isn't just inevitable, it's expected.

>>5397678
>>5397739
I'd love to see some incest art or stories with the mer-satyr twins.

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>>5397739
But they're holding hands! Fair enough I suppose,it's just that this picture doesn't really look like they'd be the type. And I actually love writing about co-defendant relationships, so I know what you're on about.

>>5397838
Honestly, I feel like the posing for the two pics should be reversed. The secret nazi and diva brat switched with the business "partners" who are "fond" of each other.

>A sailor accidentally harms Ami on a foggy and rainy day
>Ume's stoic and cool demeanor snaps
>He jumps from the water to the ship, strangling the lone man/pony
>It isn't until Ami calls for him that he stops; the sailor long since dead
>He swims to his dear sister, whhose arms is still bleeding
>The sharks are closing in; the blood attracting them, no less than 100 yards
>He swims franctically, dragging his dear sister with him
>Land, he needs to get her to land
>He doesn't stop, no matter what, no matter how tired, how scared, how anything
>He gets her to land
>The rain provides enough wetness for them to be fine
>The sharks are gone, but he won't risk her life again until she is patched
>After the adrenaline wears off, he confesses how worried he was
>He was so scared when she screamed, like his world had just shattered
>She is so dear to him
>So precious
>He would trade all of the riches he had ever collected to keenher safe
>She is so important to him...
>So...
>Important...
>He leans in, she does not flinch or shy away, just pursung her lips in wait
>They meet
>She lies back, letting him position himself
>They both know what is about to happen
>Inside, they both knew it was supposed to happen a LOT sooner
>They'll have to make up for that
>Naughty purple mermaids

>>5397921
I'd d'aw at the end, but the murder part's a boner loser for me.

>>5397978
Yeah, not exactly sexy, but wanted to REALLY heavily hand the message down that he literally has a NEED for her. Mental, physical, emotional.

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>>5397994
Yeah. I like that with about romantic incest pairings. They feel sort of visceral with their attraction to each other, in a way.

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'We both conversed a lot today,
But something irks me now to say,
Though talk is fun, I must admit,
I'm really in the mood for dick.'

>>5397678
>>5397739
Of all the satyrs out there, these has to have the dumbest headcanon.
>All three Dazzlings got pregnant at the same time
>All three of them had fraternal twins
That shit sounds so unbelievable that It's stupid. Not to mention that the Dazzlings are still evil and stuck in the EqG world; nobody has even written a backstory or anything where they're redeemed and gets to go back to Equestria so they can meet the human who bangs them. Those satyrs literally just popped into existence one day.

>>5399224
That's how it is with most satyrs though. Someone comes up with a design and then people collaborate to come up with a number of backstories for them.

>>5399224
How do we have Eventide? How do we have Groot? How do we have Ariana?

>>5399399
>Eventide
She and her mother got one story that explained how Sunset got back to Equestria and tried settling down with you.

>DJ never posted back any requests

Darn was really looking forward to what he may have drawn

>>5397739
They don't really look like they hate each other, the gold ones anyway. They look more like they hate everyone else. U remember somebody compared them to Jamie and Cerci Lanistar and I see it l. But the purple ones I see being more of a, so close they ain't afraid to hate each other kind of incest but more casual so they don't care about dating outside where as the gold ones are exclusive. Just my head canon tho

>>5392562
Ariana raping someone with her penis-sized clit.

>>5399224

I only believed Ami and Ume to be twins.

Maxie/Sonata and Hans/Allegra are half siblings.

>>5392562
Or draw nothing at all it turned out.

Fuck me, someone make the room stop spinning...

>>5401622
DJ, you really shouldn't drink and merry-go-round.

>>5401622
>Drinking yourself stupid on a Thursday
>Not saving it for the weekends
Your satyr child would be ashamed of you.

>Shipping, shipping, and more shipping
If this is how it used to be like in /satyr/, then I can understand why the general has gone to hell and some people left.

>>5402351
Family feels were never really all that common like some people make it out to be. It was predominantly shipping way back when.

>>5402374
>Taking obvious bait
Just ignore him. He's itching to shit post and "take the piss" out of everyone here

>>5402728
But, I somewhat agree with him here.
Even if he is our native sperg, you know what they say about broken clocks.

>>5401622
I expected everything and was let down.

>>5401821
Not surprising from the spiritual father of Yuzu, he parties hard and drinks the pain away.

>>5402752
I have no idea what they say about em, but there is a big difference between a constructive post that can open up where we can go from there, and dime a dozen shit posting meant to antagonize and start a shit storm. Nobody should reply to the latter.

>>5402374
>Implying
What you just said is pure bullshit and you know it.

>>5402374
Considering that the very basis for the concept of satyrs is self-shipping with pony waifus that should hardly be surprising.

>>5402752
They're right twice a day?
I suppose that's true.

>>5402374
>The satyr general wasn't created because of family feels
>Ships has always been the main thing since day one
What the fuck am I reading? You are either a moron who doesn't know what you're talking about, or you are coming up with lies just to take the piss out of others and start shit. If it's the latter one, then you should just leave and never come back.

where to find satyr porn stories?

>>5403586
The easiest is here.
https://www.anonpone.com/search/?tags=Satyr

If you like one, the authors would probably appreciate the feedback.

Satyrs have sex. Who cums first?

>>5404104
You.

>>5404104
Pogo of course, Alex is too skilled with her kegels for him to last longer than a couple of minutes. He's lucky she likes the feeling of her insides being pumped full of his cum or else he'd be on oral duty 24/7.

>>5405576
She has some shapely thighs. Do you think Pogo sometime under preforms so he will be punished to go down on her so he can munch on those delicious kitty bitties and squeeze her toned thighs?

>>5407270
Nope.

I want to be Warren's little spoon
I also want to relieve his giant boner

>>5408367
Prepare your anus for the largest size difference of your life.

>>5408367
Petunia, get off the computer.

>>5408367
Warren's not a homo though. He likes girls. Tall girls... With freckles.

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>>5409025
>Tall girls... With freckles.
What did he mean by this?

>>5409025
Nah, he likes thick girls with udders.

>>5408784
Petunia can talk about her love for Warren here if she wants to.

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>>5409066
I can't believe I never realized this problem before.

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>>5409025
From the looks of it, he might not have a choice on the "homo" front if he stays with his lady... I mean, is it gay to have a girl peg you? I assume so.

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>>5409622
You thought it was gay; but it was me, Surprisebuttsecks.

>>5409868
Still one of the hottest pics. Still wish there was an alt. with Darcy pegging.

>>5407270
What about her sister Narya? I heard some people have some interest in her and I wanted to discuss how people would envision her.

>>5410414
I dont think Alex would be too keen on sharing Pogo with her sister. We dont really know much about Narya, besides being very masculine looking.

As for how i would see her, I see her as being stoic, and very quiet. Something of a loner and spends her time out in the mountains, but when she feels particularity lonely she goes by bars and other places to pick up guys to have one night of passion before she fucks off the next morning. She's also stronger than Alex, but doesnt really bully her, more like a guardian angel to her and she cares about her deeply but doesnt really come around much. Alex looks up to, and talks about her when she's at the gym and how her big sis can lift X amount more than her. At least thats how i see her.

>>5409284
Warren x Petunia when? They sound like a good couple.

>>5410613
Do you think she prefers a type of guy?

>>5418826
I want this fabulous son of a bitch help me try to trap it up.

[spoiler]it takes him a bit to admit defeat and recognize that I'm utterly hopeless. Then he blasts me with some fashion-industry model magic, turns me in to the pretty girl and horsefucks the stuffing out of me.

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>>5418879
How can you expect him to help you when he can't even help himself?

>>5418909
I mean
He's already fantastic at it
Does he need any help? Because it doesn't look like it.

>>5419081
Garret looks more like a femboy than a trap to me. Too many masculine features give him away and he just looks more like a slightly effeminate fop than actually passing as a girl.

>>5419161
So does Snapshot and Pogo and every other male satyr.

>>5419231
No, Snapshot and Sunny can both look like girls at a glance.

>>5419255
If the artist wants them to look like girls. Don't go acting like your headcanon for certain satyrs is law.

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>>5419392
I'm specifically saying that because that's how he's typically described or depicted in art. It's not 'just' a headcanon of mine, it's what the majority who talk about him paint him ad. And I don't think Pogo is a trap because that's not how he's typically described or depicted in art.

>>5419465
Yeah Pogo isn't even really portrayed as a trap aside from like 2 or 3 pics, and barely at all on stories.

>>5419465
>>5420075
That's because artists and writers haven't focused on making him look and act as girly as possible like they've done with a few male satyrs.

Good morning /sad/ what is your satyr doing to start their day?

>>5420733
Letting Ariana fuck their urethra.

>>5420843
>you will never be a satyr
>Ariana will never fuck your urethra with her erect clit

>>5421984
What if you turned into a satyr?
>Freaky magic happens
>You switch bodies with your satyr spawn
What's the first thing you would do?
Masturbate?
Fuck your satyr child's girlfriend/boyfriend?
Something else lewd?

What do you think your kid would do with your body?

>>5420231
Like Snapshot and Sunny? Really there's only two or three satyrs that are intended to be traps and all. Everyone else is only the byproduct of an interest in traps.

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>>5425014
>Really there's only two or three satyrs that are intended to be traps and all.
>intended to be
>Everyone else is only the byproduct
>Saying that in a general where everything is a variable and nothing is canon
Go choke on a bag of dicks.

>>5425184
>Getting hostile for no reason
Uh-huh. Sure.

>>5426122
I'm just responding in the exact same way everyone else here is responding like when headcanons are brought up.

10 bucks says you would tell him to eat a bag of dicks if he was talking badly about udders.

>>5426305
No, because I never talk like that to someone. And I don't even care for udders.

>>5426339
Don't bother anon, he's clearly a troll or just "taking the piss" out of shit or whatever excuse he uses to shit post

>>5426384
Not really an excuse or a shitpost when that is how some of you act like sometimes.

>>5426936
>Somebody acts like an asshole
>Thefore I can like an asshole to anybody even if they are not being assholes
>It's NOT shit posting or trolling

Yeah sure buddy.

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>>5426990
You don't feed him either, bucko.

>>5427108
How many commoners need to be put to death to restore princess Dawn's smile?

>>5426990
>even if they are not being assholes
Plenty of people haven't been assholes when they've posted, yet some keeps responding like pricks.
>Some comments how they prefer Petunia without udders
>"You're shit. Drink bleach asshole."
>Someone mentions how they like one ship over another
>"Eat shit, eh? Go eat a dick."
Can't you just feel the love coming from this general that many used to preach is friendly?

>>5427541
The satyr community is full of shitty people. Honestly; probably the worst thing to happen to Satyr.

>>5427485

"Sweetheart, I know they broke your favourite toy, but it was an accident and they're one of your oldest friends... Don't you think that maybe-"
>"No, penance must be paid!"
"But don't you think a heartfelt apology would suffice?"
>"No, I want them thrown into a pit of vipers, or better yet fed to a pack of feral dogs!"
"Surely-"
>"Wait, I've got it! We shall perform the blood eagle upon them!"
"Oh boy, your mother was right. I never should have been so soft and let you have double dessert when you were little."

>>5427485
All of them.
"Summon the Daedra. I'll trade the soul of every last subject of mine for a little comfort!" - Princess Dawn

>>5427485
We need a picture of Dawn looking vaguely disgusted with the caption "Disdain for plebs" underneath.

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>>5393740
>>5393767
>>5393786
Who ordered this Pizza? It's got extra Anchovies on it.

>>5428260
>Who ordered this Pizza?
I didn't.

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>>5428297
What about this CHEESE pizza?
Extra Creamy?

>>5428260
Fucking adorable!

>>5428436
Petunia is a sexy goddess. Love it.

>>5428260
I said triple extra anchovies!

>>5428436
>Big juicy tits and udders
Ohhhh mama...

>>5427730
I rather think it's just a very persistent and vocal minority of shitty people.

>>5428436
>Petunia got stuck in a femce because reasons
>Luckily a friendly Diamond Dog came by
>Not it looks like it's KNOT a problem

>>5386048
>>5388144
>>5392325
who is this semen demon

>>5431950
New here, friend?
That'd be Laika, the pussy fruit of Anon and a diamond dog.

>>5432050
i saw the thread from the catalog

i just want to see that cute girls butt

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>>5432111
She is pretty a cute.

>>5435898
Who would you rather get a thigh job from? A satyr, a sphinx, or a drake?

>>5428436
>Udders
Yuck.

>>5428436
Jesus Christ, MT. Those ass and milk makers are fucking BIG! Are they canon that big? Boobs, butt, udds? I think I have a new top satyr.

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>>5438554
Pretty sure they are. Also, looking at these two pics; MT's style has changed. Just a bit, but still.

>>5438554
>Are they canon that big?
It's all variable. Sometimes she has udders, and sometimes she doesn't.

I'd rather fuck the other minotaur girl than Petunia, desu

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>>5435898
Just from Alex because right there at her very entrance to her crotch looks tight as fuck. But Drakes to have been shown to be very shapely too, but their scales and how they feel is what could be the deal breaker.

>>5436991

>>5439778
>>5436991

I could have sworn I clicked your link instead

>>5439778
>but their scales and how they feel
Think snake skin.

>>5440350
You can't have reptiles who are shapely, with scales that are tougher than steel but also very soft, flexible and smooth.

In fact, I'd put forward the idea that their skin is loosish like most reptiles, with rough, abrasiveness scales, with ridge scales like on the back being capable of cutting flesh.

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>>5440424
I like both head canons of that, if anything just for a fun lewdish gag that if they have such hard scales there is a product that they can buy to oil their scales to make them duller and smooth. Of course the trade off is that the scales get temporarily weaker so they can be pierced if not careful. And just to have an excuse to have hot fem drakes oiling themselves up.

>>5440424
>with scales that are tougher than steel
Whoever said anything about their scales being tougher than steel?

>>5441611
Whoever it is that has that stupid headcanon that drakes are nearly indestructible?

>>5441611
Aren't dragons able to sit in lava, and traditionally able to withstand most weaponry?

>>5441638
Pure dragons can at least canonically sit in lava, but that only means they're flame-retardant, not necessarily hard. I don't recall hearing anything about their resilience to weapons. I suppose big dragons would be able to withstand a lot simply because of the thickness of their scales (due to their size), but smaller ones not so much.

>>5441775
>I don't recall hearing anything about their resilience to weapons.
>but smaller ones not so much.

In that episode where Spike meets those douche dragons he takes a swan dive face plant into lava and recovers very quickly. Isnt that an indicator that his skin can withstand a lot of force? Since water hurts like all hell I imagine lava is far thicker than water.

>>5441881
Lava has the surface tension of stone, and gives relatively slow.
If you jumped into it, from your legs would break from the same height as if it was concrete before you sank.

>>5441935
Yeah so wouldnt that mean that even small dragons have skin and scales on the same toughness of concrete? That should be able to deflect a lot of blade weapons and some small arms.

>>5441881
In that episode where Twilight Sparkle spies on Pinkie Pie to find out about her Pinkie sense, Twilight got an anvil AND a piano dropped on her head. Shouldn't she have died?

>>5442173
Not to mention when Dash is catapulted miles away and turns out to be fine.

>>5442173
>>5442173

Yeah she should have. So? Keep in mind that we are debating on the toughness of a dragons scales going off of what is shown in the show. You bringing up these points and applying real world logic just comes off as trying to shut down the conversation. If you wanna go down that route of applying real world logic to this show then Satyr as a thread and creatures should not even exist because humans can never impregnate a horse, gryphon, etc.

So by all means if you want to say that satyrs can withstand a piano to the head go for it.

>>5440424
Why not just have the scales smooth, but hard and glassy feeling? Oil or wax shines and softens the scales but reduces the constitution of it temporarily?

>>5442255

I think their point was the show uses cartoon physics, so debating about the hardness of dragon scales is kinda moot.

>>5442255
>Yeah she should have. So?
So ponies are as tough as dragons. All the satyrs are immortal.
>Keep in mind that we are debating on the toughness of a dragons scales going off of what is shown in the show.
And now we're also debating the toughness of ponies.
>If you wanna go down that route of applying real world logic to this show then Satyr as a thread and creatures should not even exist because humans can never impregnate a horse, gryphon, etc.
>What are gryphons?
>What are minotaurs?
>I know how magic and love works

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Atleast post porn relating to the duscussion topic

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>>5442381
Yeah, and the point i was making is its dumb to try and stop an actual conversation because "muh cartoon physics" like we cant talk about something because somebody doesnt think it needs to be talked about because it can be waived away by "Thats just how cartoons work".

>>5442409
>So ponies are as tough as dragons.
Still havent seen a pony take a lava bath and walk away. So they are more resilient but nowhere near as strong.

>All the satyrs are immortal.
We dont have any show data that depicts a satyr living forever sadly. Maybe for season 10.

>What are gryphons?
>What are minotaurs?
Things that dont exist in real life sadly.

>I know how magic and love works
Dont know who you're quoting there.

>>5442410
here ya go.

>>5442355
Can't have everything.

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>>5442602
Why's that?

>>5442567
>Yeah, and the point i was making is its dumb to try and stop an actual conversation because "muh cartoon physics"
You mean like the exact same kind of cartoon physics mentioned here? >>5441881

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>>5442665
I think he meant that he was using cartoon physics as a deterrent than a talking point. Plus he addressed that in the post above.

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>>5442744
Thank you Anon, I didnt know how to reply to that to get my point across and not missed. But it looks like the conversation is dead and went as far as it could given the circumstances. Now we wait for the next thing to talk about. Cute pic btw, it looks like he got launched from a giant rubber-band right into her pussy.

>>5442631
Man finding porn like this is hard, and hot as all hell.

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>>5442859
>Celestia guide my cock!
Kek

>>5442631
Not him, but if they get everything and you write about them, it kind of removes a lot of the possible tension and skips the part where the characters could be intuitive, possibly learning something new. Think of when Spiderman had the organic webs in the 2001 movies. Not only did it remove his worry about running out of webbing in the middle of a fight and making him spend more money, it also missed the important part of showing how smart Peter Parker is with developing this webbing and his other inventions. Not saying it was bad, but they missed the possible opportunities.

>>5442886
Is that Derpy and Spike?

>>5443148
Pretty sure it is. Not many have her cute as fuck eyes. Did you ever read that comic where Spike fucks like every single female in Ponyville and all the mares want his dick? That pic reminds me of that.

>>5442908
Thats a pretty good point to bring up, missed opportunity is the worse.

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>>5442908
>>5442908
There are other ways to show tension even with they had most of the atttributes full grown dragons have. For external conflict, say that Muddle and Thistle are going hiking, when suddenly a Roc (a giant bird of prey) swoops down and snatches Thistle up to its nest. She could use her breath weapon, sure, but they're hundreds of feet in the air right now and no matter how resilient and tough she may be, there's little chance that she'll come out okay if it drops her. Or maybe Cinder gets trapped in a cave in during and doesn't know where to progress from there since dragon claws and teeth can't slice and grind up huge bolders into bits. Not to mention there's always internal tension to fall back to.

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Green of satyrs having a drunk threesome when?

>>5444018
Is this a real thing? Jesus Christ.

>>5444080
Indeed it is. Glimmer x Eventide x unknowing kid Anon when?

>>5444080
The new movie's really shit. Instead of being a pony movie with high school involved, it's followed the gradual change to High School "lol, so original" magic girls with barely any pony. Like that one Witch thing in the 90's-2000's, monster high, Totally Spies, etc.

Tl;dr: It's another High School centered cartoon.

>>5445652
Satyrs in high school. Which satyr is which trope?

>>5445754
All of them are stereotypes from every high school sitcom ever. The emo edgy ones, the upbeat stupid ones, the comedy "wow this is retarded" singy ones.

>>5445754
Everyone is the horny one.

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>>5445872

>>5445872
Which couples/groups call dibs on which fuck spot? In the band room? The janitor's closet? Under the bleachers? In the sports equipment shed? Behind that tree? The locker room?

>>5445943
Those udders are just disgusting.

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Would you rather prefer a wingjob or a tailjob?

>>5442410
I want to see a threesome with Thistle, Rory, and Ash

>>5446055
Opinions.

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>>5446202
Ditto

>>5445872
Even the teachers?

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>>5446055
Agreed

>>5445943
/d/ still needs several shirts like that.

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Which drake would have the most trouble fitting into their pants?

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>>5449436
I think this cutie has been shown as having the widest hips, so pants for her would be hard to come by and harder to fit.

>>5447107
As long as /d/ keeps giving my daughterus those shirts, I'll keep masturbating to them.

Still waiting for that Balto pup shota porn MT. That kid's adorable so logically he'd be surrounding by cute satyr girls who want to spoil him.

>>5449619
Of the three parties, who would have the second most widest drake hips? Thistle? Ash? Broil and Simmer? Who would have the third?

>>5449436
Freckles. Sitting on her ass all day playing games, watching cartoons/anime and masturbating is making it grow more than is usual even for drakes.

>>5455113
Freckles has something of a butterface going on though. And by the time she'd be a teenager to get a pancake butt, all the other drakes would be bigger by default since a good 10+ years would pass.

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>>5455194
>Butterface
Look how objectively wrong you are.

>>5455571
Nah, I'm still not all fond of her.

>>5455571
>Look at my perfect waifu who is perfect and you are wrong if you think otherwise
Oh, hello Darcy 2.0.

>>5455648
But no one has a problem with Daecy and no one talks about her like that at all.

>>5455698
Anymore. People used to circlejerk Darcy to death about how she was, and I make no exaggeration, literally the perfect waifu and woman.

>>5455723
Sounds like you've got a chip on your shoulder.

>>5455758

I recall back when she was at her most popular that she was shown to be pretty much a flawless waifu/daughteru.

Then one day people stopped talking about her and moved on.

>>5455938
I wish we got more stories with Cider. Or Ambrosia.

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How do the FemAnons take care of their husbands' needs? How would the dragon FemAnons do it?

>>5456607
Mouth and hand stuff I assume when they can't go the route of vagina stuff

>>5455938
>Everyone made her out to be literally perfect with no flaws at all
>Implying anyone ever did that
How about you stop making up bullshit about some satyrs just because you have a problem with some of them being more popular than others?

>>5458467
Oh, don't be so mad, Anon. It was before your time. You didn't have to live through the annoying shit of Darcy being pushed as a literal perfect being that "everyone"* wanted as a waifu. Now she's actually allowed to have character; you don't know what once was.

*read: a handful of pushy assholes who refused to let her be anything less than, once more, literally perfect.

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So do certain daughterus have a preference for human, monster or horse dick over the others or are they mostly just indifferent to the specifics so long as they get their rocks off?

>>5458506
I've been here since the general was created, so I know you are full of bullshit when you say that everyone kept pushing for her to be pure flawless perfection.

You're just upset because satyrs -you- don't like has gotten a little more attention than the ones you do like.

>>5455571
That's not exactly her most flattering picture, she's got a bit of pudge, an her outfit doesn't really match all that well. She's still a cutie though, and the fact she's flawed makes her move lovable. And im not perfect anyway. But I think Broil has the most sterotypical model body.

>>5456607
Depends on their husbands I suppose. Most species wouldn't be a problem to fit in, at least with a little stretching. Full grown dragons might be problematic though. Maybe they'd just rub their vaginas against their shaft until they came. Or fist their giant urethra. Or if the husband is enormous enough, they might even be able to fit their entire body inside their urethra and give them a full body sounding until they came hard and launched their waifu into the air like a bottle rocket.

>>5459224
Yeah, those ones of her masturbating are hotter.

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>>5459201
Hot Monkey Dick.

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Fuck! I was just typing out some tsundere Dawn lewd, but I hit backspace at the wrong moment and lost it all.

Every time this happens I tell myself not to write green in the reply window, but I never listen and never learn.

>>5459201
I imagine the default preference would be Satyr > Human > Pony > Other species for both satyrs and humans, but just like humans some would no doubt have particular tastes.

>>5459797
Please rewrite it?

>>5459937
This.

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>Radiance and his sister stood silently in the wings of the great hall of the palace, watching on as their father verbally tore one of the city's more well-to-do nobles a new asshole.
>Radiance didn't know what the pony in question had done to earn his father's ire, and part of him was glad of his ignorance as the man's raised voice echoed off the marble walls.
>It was widely known that the Crown Prince was far less patient and accommodating than either of his wives when it came to dealing with the petty squabbles and complaints of their subjects, but it was also generally accepted that his own unique style of rulership was quite effective in its own right, not to mention complementing that of his wives rather well.
>At last, after what seemed like hours, the noble was dismissed and permitted to take their leave, as slowly the tension in the air seemed to dissipate.
>Radiance breathed and audible sigh of relief, watching his father turn and speak some command or other to a guard stood beside the throne at the opposite end of the hall.
>Looking to his younger sister, Radiance frowned.
"You know, I just don't see what mother and aunty Luna see in father. He's got a temper like a rattlesnake on bath salts when he's in a bad mood."
>Dawn turned to her brother, a smug little grin on her face.
>"Has daddy ever yelled at either of us like that?"
>Radiance shook his head, sparing a quick glance towards the man in question.
"No, but he's always so stubborn and unyielding... he's like a cliff face."
>Dawn folded her arms over her chest and tutted.
>"You say stubborn and unyielding, I say self-assured and unwavering. He's commanding and forceful, and girls like that. Though, I wouldn't expect somebody like you to get it."
>Radiance was take aback.
"What's that supposed to mean, somebody like me?"
>Dawn shrugged non-nonchalantly
>"Oh... you know, somebody easily passed over and forgotten about, with the aura of a damp sponge and who couldn't command bread to rise."

>>5460370
More?
And is she ultimately going for daddy dearest, or oni-chan?

>>5460625
She'll play them both and carve her own path. I wasn't planning to write any more, but I at least wanted to post something after losing all the lewd I was working on.

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>>5460665
Well, I really hope you'll decide to write the lewd out again.
Like Anon being actively involved in his nation, by the way. And that he took presumably both sisters as his wives.

>>5460625
She cücks both with the other without either of them knowing.

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>>5455723
>>5455938
>>5458506
By your logic, does that mean people can say that everyone used to circlejerk Ariana to death and are now circlejerking over Petunia?
Seriously, what is your fucking problem with Darcy?
A lot of people likes a satyr because she's really cute and sexy. Big fucking whoop. No need to get so autistically bothered by it that you have to throw shit at her and those who likes her forever.

I bet you're that guy who called Yuzu "DJ's go to bitch" for no reason. Rude as hell.

>>5461144

"I love you, daddy, and I don't care what others may say. I know in my heart that we're meant to be together and that you're the only man I'll ever love."
>*insert sex scene*
"You're the only one I'll ever share myself with, till the day I die. Now... about that favor."

>Two hours and a quick shower later later.

"I love you, Radiance, and I don't care what others may say. I know in my heart that we're meant to be together and that you're the only man I'll ever love."
>*insert sex scene*
"You're the only one I'll ever share myself with, till the day I die. Now... about that favor."

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>>5461362

>By your logic, does that mean people can say that everyone used to circlejerk Ariana to death and are now circlejerking over Petunia?

They weren't discussed as much as Darcy was in her prime. Petunia is okay and when Airana is brought up I usually keep scrolling.

>Seriously, what is your fucking problem with Darcy?

I don't have a problem with Darcy, I actually really like her.

I was pointing out how she was a Flavor of the Month girl there for a while then took a backseat to whatever came next. Yeah she's still popular, but she isn't discussed as much as she once was. Plus I don't ever recall her being shown to be much more than a perfect waifu/daughteru during that time.

>I bet you're that guy who called Yuzu "DJ's go to bitch" for no reason.

>DJ likes Yuzu
>DJ draws Yuzu fairly often

Stop the fucking presses.

Also calling her a bitch is silly.

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>>5459224
Nah, models are traditionally tall, somewhat lean, and have slim hips. Broil's not really tall and has more of an pear shaped body built for athletics, so she'd have C-cup breasts and more weight distributed down in the lower body than in the waist or chest.

>>5461988
>I was pointing out how she was a Flavor of the Month girl there for a while then took a backseat to whatever came next.
Hope was extremely popular at the beginning. And Pogo, Garret, Cider, and a few other satyrs have been a Flavor of the Month very often. Are you going to say that everyone who talked about them back then were circlejerking assholes?
>Plus I don't ever recall her being shown to be much more than a perfect waifu/daughteru during that time.
It really sucks that your memory is starting to fail you, but that is no reason to go and try to start shit by calling everyone circlejerkers.
People talked about how she was cute and smoking hot with a 10/10 body, not how she was literally perfect in every single way and able to do every single thing in the world perfectly. Very few did that.

Some gave Darcy flaws, you have just chosen to ignore it or forget about it.

>>5462591
>No one did that
>Very few did that
Next time make sure there are no contradictions before trying to provide a counter point. Especially obvious ones.

Also, since you fail to be paying attention; all the evidence and referrals have been past tense. Past.

You all do know we have the archives to support or refute each other's arguments, right?

>>5463406
>Implying either side would stop
>Implying either isn't too lazy to dig through 150+ threads
Just ignore them. We're at the end of the thread anyway. Plus, if they continue it into the next one, spam pics. Maybe some Fuchs or MT stuff.

>>5463442
I don't know why, but some of Fuchs' satyr work reminds me of a time in antiquity filled with childhood blitzes in the backyard grass. Something about the traditional work exudes a sort of reimagined Americana I see in the work, not unlike Bob Ross or public television after school.

>>5463634
I wonder what fuchs think of Feather and how she ended up. I think fuchs had it in mind that she would be big n stronk. Instead of that, she ended up with more gymnast kind of body instead.

>>5463855
Fuchs drew her very lean and thinly limbed. I doubt big and stronk was in her plans.

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>>5461988
>The majority of posters liked talking about a certain satyr for a little while?
>Better call them all circlejerking assholes who tried to turn that satyr into a perfect and flawless waifu/daughter just because they loved her and brought her up often
That's how you sound like right now, so it's hard not to believe that you're that prick who likes to take the piss out of things and start shit.

>>5465317
>Implying circlejerking is not a common theme among satyr and only calling out certain circlejerking is okay
The Timber and Bun Empire eras are calling; they said they're proof you're full of shit.

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>>5466247
Now what's the difference between Timber, the inbred empire, and Darcy?

>Timber
Not many seem to like him because a few kept pushing that headcanon where he's Mr. Macho man, which has left a sour taste in many people's mouths.

>Empire
Some fetishfags kept pushing inbreeding and hardcore incest, and that was before /sad/ was created. So inbreeding was being pushed in a general that many used to visit for cute family stuff.

>Darcy
People were just talking about her in general. No-one was focusing on fetishes or retarded headcanons.