HG HANGOUT THREAD: DOOMGUY THIGH APPRECIATION EDITION

>>5380665
Uh, yeah, here you go man
>Hands various bandages
Sure you don't need to go to the hospital?

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I'm not the only one who thinks this LF x KK shit is hilarious right?

POST AVA'S, TEAM THEME SONGS, AND RATE

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>>5380710
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I don't need to go to the hospital. I mean, all I did was call her cute, but then she stabbed me and it HURTS. Jeez. Tough crowd, amirite?

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>>5380656 (Ram)
Haha... Yeah, I wonder why that is though.

Hey, umm.. Has anybody seen my gloves? I fell asleep on the ground the other day, and when I woke up, they were gone. They're white. Anybody?

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>>5380739

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>>5380574 (the "HERO")
now is going hurt.
>grabs a gun and shoots where chara stab

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>>5380467
Huh? Whats that supposed to mean, you say it like its a bad thing...
>>5380561
Well someone here is an evil Demon lord who will one day threaten to destroy everything here. And only the hero has any hope of stopping him. I think this eggman guy might be him..

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Remember this guys?

>>5380718
Nah it's you and a bunch of other kids who've been spamming it for 12 months. It's like twitch chat, that's pretty much what HG is.

>>5380747
Oh, awesome! Er, wait, are those yours? I don't wanna steal them from you or anything..

>>5380768
Why the fuck is Yin on that. Delet right now

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>>5380753
>Suddenly mike the gay canadian comes in and smashes chara into a bloody pancake with his enormous gay candian cock,
>Kara is dead forever with no respawns
Ohp. Sorry little girl, but you shouldn't have been being cancerous now should ya have, eh?

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>>5380759
AN EVIL DEMON LORD? I THINK I COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT...
>>5380726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIVkl34Vig

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>>5380753
OW. This is just starting to be unrealistic, holy hell. Where did you even get a gun from, you cute little demon, you? Please, you gotta be a lil' bit fair! I'm not even attacking you!

>>5380759
It ain't a bad thing mate. Just a guess on my part as all.

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>>5380792
i'm already dead, you FUCKING RETARD

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>>5380737
Because I was created to think that way.
>>5380759
He is not good. Nor is he bad. He is more like a force of nature. You would waste less time trying to recruit anything else.

So, um.. Is that, like, a "no" on the gloves? Nobody's seen any?

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>>5380814
>the ghost or whatever is smashed into dust by the big candian cock too
You know, you're a bit too cancerous, eh?

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>>5380776

>>5380836
...Sir? Oh no, there's not a villain with a paralysis quirk around here, is there?! Wah! I'm not ready for combat yet, I haven't done my stretches!

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>>5380804
i don't even know why are you not dying.

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>>5380859

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>>5380798
Could you? Look Im grateful and all, but what can you do mr er?
...
What was your name again?
>>5380822
Its not exactly a recruitment. The hero is one of you lot, but er... I dont know which.
Come on How was I supposed to tell!
>>5380813
Right. Ok sure!

>>5380860
It's because no one is going to abide by your shitty rp.

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>>5380822
I see, I kind of was expecting that answer, but I understand.

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>>5380860
Because the hero NEVER dies!
...And because I don't really feel like dying today. Like, come on, this is just too silly for me! I may be bleeding, but I ain't in the mood to die anytime soon, lemme tell ya!

>>5380874
>She walks up and starts trying to take the gloves from the paralyzed man's hands.
Ooh.. I hope he doesn't start moving and scare me like in the movies..!

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>>5380833
you are even worst than the weird schoolgirl.

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>>5380875
SOME CALL ME THE DOOMSLAYER, DOOM MARINE, DOOMGUY, PICK YOUR POISON.
I AM MORE THAN CAPABLE OF HANDLING ONE LITTLE DEMON LORD.

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>>5380909

+1 UID

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>>5380898

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>tfw the /b/tard HGfags are making their "udapted" version of this pic ( >>5380768 ) with their characters

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>>5380896
now i regret leaving this world alive. where is frisk when i need him?....

>>5380932
WAHHHH! Th-that's scary! I won't take your gloves, I won't!

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>>5380935
I dunno why you'd want him, but you're stuck with good 'ol uncle America for the rest of your days! Too bad you can't kill me, though. You can kill me, but I'll always come back to tease you!

>>5380933
>you will never kissu laura

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>>5380952

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>>5380922
I'VE GOT SOME ROCKETS WITH YOUR UGLY-ASS NAME ON THEM.
WANT THEM HAND DELIVERED?

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H-hello? Why is there a wierd guy all over?

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>>5380933
Are they the new Avengers?

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>>5380875
So you wish to find someone yet you do not know who they, what they look like, or if they will fight for you in the first place. Do you realize how foolish this sounds?
>>5380883
I must have disappointed you with that answer.
>>5380823
Negative. It is for the bet that you purchase some new ones.

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>>5380983
Weird. You will have to be more specific here, child.

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Goodnight Eira.

>>5380985
More like the Cringe League

>>5380971
...Scary..
>>5380987
Where're the stores around here? Oh, sorry, I should probably introduce myself first. My name is Tooru Hagakure, also known as Invisible Girl! Nice to meet you!

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>>5380983
>>5381005

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>>5380956
...

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>>5381005
Goodnight Satella

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>>5381005

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>>5381003
that guy giving the ok sign...

>>5381013
>Puffs a bag of flour into the air

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>>5381013
I AM ASSUMING YOU NEED GLOVES SO PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU, INVISIBLE GIRL.
SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE NAKEY RIGHT NOW?

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>>5380987
No, not really, it's just a little saddening to hear your head has been made to think like that even though you're an actual person. It's like you were brainwashed or something.

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>>5381030

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>>5381013
...Uh, miss? I'm sorry for butting into your conversation like that, but I know a few stores around here if you need gloves that badly. Once I again, I'm sorry, I was just a bit suspicious...
>>5381020
...? What's up, little miss Belarus? Is something on your mind!

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>>5380987
Y-yes I admit its very foolish. But, its what I was made for, and I dont really have anything else so...
>>5380909
Eek! Jeez tone it down a little with the gung-ho there-
Besides Im pretty sure they arnt you. The hero was always quiet, they'd rarely speak unless they asked me something.

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>>5381047

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>>5380768
>Angry marine
>empty space marine suit
>Isaac Clarke
>random 3D
>chicken from family guy
>OFF
>Vivi
>Chun Li
Are you sure this is HG's chart? When have we ever had these people?

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>>5381030

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>>5381013
I will determine if the feeling is mutual. Someone manages to get something from here so there may be something like that here.
>>5381030
That thing? Just ignore it and it should go away.
>>5381037
An actual person. But I am not Kaito. At least not in the beginning.

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>>5381066

>>5381060
In the past
When we played HG in /b/

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>>5381077
This...

This may be a face I need to go back in time to erase...

>>5381060
They were around all the way back when we were in b/ m8

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>>5381054
WHAT?! I *AM* QUIET! ON MISSIONS. IF THE DEMONS HEAR ME, THEY WILL FLOOD MY POSITION! NOT THAT I COULDN'T HANDLE THAT, BUT STILL..

>>5381085
>/b/
This was made in /trash/ faggot, /hga/ maybe, but definitely not /b/

Post friends

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>>5381055

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>>5381055
>>5381030
>>5381013
I have one question for all of you

ARE YOU HOT FOR TEACHER!?
https://youtu.be/TpLzW7fm1c0

>>5381117
I saying that the fags who are in the pic played in /b/

>>5381032
>She gets covered in flour and her outline becomes visible.
...Pffffffpppppfpfpfpppt..!
Gross!! It tastes like.. like.. eugh!
>>5381036
Yep! Oh, and yep. If I wore clothes then that would ruin the ability, right?
>>5381048
Suspicious? I dunno what you mean by that. My hero costume's still being repaired, and I don't have any spare gloves anywhere. Ugh, what a bummer..!
>>5381066
Okey dokey, I'll be sure to ask around! I haven't seen anything that could look like a store, so it must be pretty far away. That's fine, I could use the walk anyway!

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>>5381066
You know what I mean, you bleed you have organs too, stuff like that. Besides it doesn't matter really what you were before, I'm only saying about now and from my point of view!

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>>5381060
>I was there when he was making and all of those were avas at the time. They just happen to be there for a really short time.
>>5381054
Improvise. Find something else to fight for you.

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>>5381126

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>>5381118

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>>5381085
>>5381101
You guys know this made in /trash/, right?

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>>5381103
Right... I mean, I guess we could give it a shot!
Im the Fairy Iris, I mean you could just call me Fairy it's not like there are any others around anymore..
>>5381135
Working on it! I mean I can fight myself but I've always valued self preseveration more..

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>>5381118

>>5381144
please remove me from your chart

>>5381131
Nah, a lot of them joined in /hga/

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>>5381147
It's like you believe they pay attention.

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>>5381066
It's not going away...
>>5381144
this is why we can't have nice things

>>5381118
>insert all the furrys here

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>>5381144
Hey Wiggly, how's it going? going good? good.

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>>5381132
Because it's not everyday you see an invisible person ask for gloves. Get it? Because you're invisible, and... Pffft-- DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT BEING A HERO?!
>He suddenly begins beaming with joy, looking in your general direction in high spirits.
Dude, you didn't tell me you were a hero! What kind of gloves do you need, anyway?!

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>>5381144
>Baron

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>>5381118
>don't have any pictures of 'em, but I'm pretty good friends with Soviet
>and Bernadette.
>and Janus.
>and.....that's it
>>5381132
OH. OH MY GOODNESS. I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE. I'M SURE YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.
>>5381156
ALRIGHT THEN, MISS FAIRY. WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?

>>5381144
>>5381188
I-I have friends?!

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>>5381118
I DON'T HAVE ANY!!!

>>5381158
>Parasoul
My god boyo I hardly ever use her. Who are you?

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>>5381118
Friends get in the way most of the time.

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>>5381118
>I really need to finish it, also I'm doing one for each of my avas, this is Kaito's.

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>>5381211

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>>5381158
>Cody
>Parasoul
>Gooby
>me

I'm curious.

>>5381222
Add Haku fag on steam

>>5381186
>She seems to get just as excited from her tone of voice.
Uh-huh!! I did! I'm Invisible Woman! Um, well, I will be, once I graduate and become an official hero, anyway! I've wanted to be a hero for a long long time, my whole entire life even! It wasn't easy, but I'm super close!
>>5381193
Hehe, thank you! I'm sure you are too under that armor! There's no reason to apologize for asking, a bunch of people do!

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>>5381118
Remove the fake Asuka and it's good

>>5381185
Good!

>>5381210
Course you do dummy

>>5381175
Because you're a tsun?

>>5381163
I will make you the entire chart

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>>5380768
oh my god something im actually on holy fuck

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>>5381226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4exO0cX20h0

FEED ME CHILL TUNES~! THEN MAYBE YOU'LL BE MY FRIEND!!

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>>5381222
>when you're not Kaito's friend

>>5381252
Hey meme cat

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>>5381267
who are
hi though

>>5381252
So about this whole litter box thing.

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>>5381263
feelsgoodman.jpg

>>5381249
>Littlefinger

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>>5381242
Yo... YO! Dude, I'm a hero as well! I never thought that I'd meet a real life superhero at all, actually! Jeez, where are my manners? Alfred! Alfred Jones the American Hero, more commonly known as the United States! What's your name, miss hero?

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>>5381275
what?

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>>5381240
>What is Bikkofag's steam? But I'm never on steam anyway so it wouldn't matter much.
>>5381263
>Give me a good Kine picture so I can.

>>5381277
King Kuck and Yuno would be on LF's chart.

>>5381178
Hi red

>>5381249
>huggu

>>5381290
use one dammit

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>>5381158
>using Blue Beetle instead of Stocking or Kneesocks
>Kinda pleased, desu baka senpai
>Alright, I know I've seen this card before, I just for the life of me can't remember who it belongs to.

>>5381299
Bikko doesn't have a steamsteam

>>5381276
Delet this

>>5381249
Die

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>>5381193
Well.. first we need supplies! But seriously if you any more questions feel free to ask!

>>5381286
Alfred Jones the American Hero?! Oh my goodness, I've heard all about y- wait, no, that was Captain America I was thinking of... Um.. A-Anyway..
I'm Tooru Hagakure, sir. Nice meeting another hero! Could you take me to where the extra gloves are? Nobody else seems to know where I can get any..

>>5381277
That's Yukine you dumbfuck.

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>>5381322
>Case closed!

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>>5381307
I can use the toilet just fine, anon.

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>>5381304
correct...

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>>5381299

>>5381305
LET GO!
>>5381325
I already am...

>>5381322
>>5381299
They do but they never add people

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>>5381329
HM. OKAY, HOW BIG IS THIS DEMON LORD?
HOW POWERFUL? I NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY BULLETS TO BRING.

>>5381342
>shoves back in Marias rectum

>>5381347
Exorcise self

>>5381342
I know, that's the problem.

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>>5381144
>I don't deserve to be on this shit... Or anyone else friend chart.

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>>5381352
>comes back out
>>5381359
I'm not a complete cat.

>>5381362
"Wahwah give me attention"

As a schizoid it pleases me to be on no ones chart.

>>5381362
>Slaps sense into you

>>5381347
>Squeezes tighter

>>5381372
That doesn't mean you can't exclusively use a litter box.

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>>5381331
Nah, Captain America's the OTHER superhero with the word "America" in it. I'm the real deal, you know! Alfred Jones the American Hero... The best name ever!
It's a pleasure to meet ya, Tooru! Anyway, the way to get the gloves are... Pretty weird, actually. You see, apparently we can make buildings out of thin air if we need them. All I gotta do is make a building using the superpower of conveniency!
Before I do that, however, I need to know what kinda gloves you want. Just white ones?

>>5381374
As someone who genuinely doesn't care, I simply don't care about charts.

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>>5381373
>Pretty much this in a nutshell. But I ain't getting any of it.
>>5381379
>Slaps

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>>5381242
Y-YOU COULD BORROW MY HELMET IF YOU WANT. SORRY IF IT'S SWEATY.

>>5381400
>Slap fight

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>>5381383
Yes it does, I have a human form.

>>5381392
>>5381396
>>5381372
>>5381362
>>5381345
>massages you're feet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnEZmsSzcoA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvgD5GrMgSo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_BA3IiNjs

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>>5381351
Hmm, that depends on how powerful your gun is, but she's definitely no walk in the park! Oh and she uses a ton of fire magic! I. I probably should have told you that first to be honest.

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/b/ HG is reliving /trash/ HG's timeline calling it now. They already have special games being made, memes, and shitposters. History keeps repeating itself.

>>5381384
Ohh, I get it! So that's your quirk? To make things that are convenient? Wow, that sounds really strong! Just white gloves should be enough, but I don't want to bother you, so whatever'll be easiest! As long as people can sort of see where I am, that's all that matters.

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>>5381415
>you're
Don't ever touch me ever again.

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>>5381118

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>>5381396

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>>5381347
>Done!
>>5381349
>Maybe I should wait for them to show up and give them mine even though they might not accept it's still a nice gesture.

Guys I really need some dicks in my mouth right now.

>LF

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>>5381379
>He punches anon in the dick and runs

>>5381408
Oh... Uh, n-no, that's okay! You can keep it! Thank you for the offer though, that's a really cool hero costume!

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>>5381413
>Gives you the biggest and depressing slap you ever had in your life.

>>5381451
Lil rascal

>>5381438
I want to fuck Chitoge.

>>5381441
They haven't added anyone from here so it's highly unlikely

No offense to you but they just prefer to keep away from people

>>5381425
Who is their leader?

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>>5381415
sorry, but that is not one of my fetishes...

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>>5381132
Excuse my curiosity. You were just sleeping on the floor with only gloves on?
>>5381175
What is not going away?
>>5381156
I am certain that most creatures do. Maybe something will be your savior. Maybe not. Prepare for both of those outcomes.
>>5381134
I suppose I should feel touched by this declaration.
>My connection is going nuts. Sorry for the delay.

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>>5381449this one goes out to KK whose dick taste's like a ripened plum bitten into on a hot summer day whilst frolicking in a field full of naked old men

I love you and let me tell you big boy your majesty in purple cap is better than anything else i have ever experienced on this earth mmm I could not go on living without your elongated meat shaft just thinking about it fills my heart with warm butterflies and happiness I DONT LOVE DICK i love your dick your dick is the only thing i will ever need to keep me from commiting suicide and so long as you keep that bad boy up and ready to go i will never become sad again

eter-anally yours,
>LFthis one goes out to KK whose dick taste's like a ripened plum bitten into on a hot summer day whilst frolicking in a field full of naked old men

I love you and let me tell you big boy your majesty in purple cap is better than anything else i have ever experienced on this earth mmm I could not go on living without your elongated meat shaft just thinking about it fills my heart with warm butterflies and happiness I DONT LOVE DICK i love your dick your dick is the only thing i will ever need to keep me from commiting suicide and so long as you keep that bad boy up and ready to go i will never become sad again

eter-anally yours,
>LFthis one goes out to KK whose dick taste's like a ripened plum bitten into on a hot summer day whilst frolicking in a field full of naked old men

I love you and let me tell you big boy your majesty in purple cap is better than anything else i have ever experienced on this earth mmm I could not go on living without your elongated meat shaft just thinking about it fills my heart with warm butterflies and happiness I DONT LOVE DICK i love your dick your dick is the only thing i will ever need to keep me from commiting suicide and so long as you keep that bad boy up and ready to go i will never become sad again

eter->>5381466
yours,
>LF

>>5381458
>Slaps with overpowering optimism

>>5381449
>Sticks my vienna sausage in your mouth

>KK

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>>5381466

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>>5381396

>>5381491
Guys chitoge died

>>5381476
Yep! I don't have anywhere else to sleep, after all. Oh, are you asking about the gloves part? The gloves are my hero costume! If I didn't have them, nobody would be able to see me!

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>>5381495

>>5381414
You have knees that bend, you can squat over a litter box.

>>5381488
Mmm more yummy dicks for my mouth please!

>LF

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>>5381452
No, really, it's fine! I have extras. You will just be a floating helmet, though. Also, it is very nice to not have that god awful voice amplifier on.

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>>5381449
*get a hotdog instead, you sinner.
>gives hotdog

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>>5381468
>Still never hurts, like I said I'm never on so it wouldn't matter either way.
>>5381476
Haha, you make it sound like it wasn't obvious I already thought that.
>Don't worry about it.

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>>5381432
Well, truth be told, it really is convenient because I couldn't do this outside of this place! Anyone can do it if you put your mind to it! Hell, you could too if you really wanted to!
Be warned, however, one of my friends might be working there, but I forgot which friend it WAS exactly. It'll be quick, no biggie! When do you want the gloves again? As soon as I can? Well, close your eyes and turn around, and I'll be done in a sec!

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>>5381485
>Dies

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>>5381498
I did.
I'm a ghost

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>>5381476
Well.. I have, but its hard to prepare for the literal apocalpyse Miss.

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>>5381504
I can choose not to use a litter box, I am not an animal.

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>>5381449
Keep sucking lots of cock like a good cucky while I fuck the biggest nigger dick I can find.

>>5381495
Go back to jail

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>>5381502

>>5381545
Not if I uninstall your toilet.

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>>5381550

>>5381537
Aikawa is cheating on you with nepgear and basically every other anime girl.

You should marry me to get back at him.

>>5381515
Well, I guess..
>She takes the helmet and just holds it instead of putting it on.
I've got my hair in a ponytail right now, so I'll just hold it instead. Thanks a whole bunch, now people'll know where I am, at least! What's your name? I'm Tooru Hagakure!
>>5381533
Yep! As soon as possible, ideally, but take as long as you need! Really, you shouldn't rush for me or anything, just the bare minimum is totally fine.
>The sound of feet shuffling
Alright, I'm looking away!

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>>5381422
>puts helmet back on
ANYWAYS, ALL OF MY GUNS ARE VERY POWERFUL, BUT MY PRIDE AND JOY...MY BABY CHILD...THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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>>5381500
Hero? I suppose you could be good at stealth missions. Not much else though.
>>5381530
I do not see how that is amusing. It seems more of an upsetting situation.
>>5381544
Hmm. I remember I was supposed to e the cause of that in my world. It may be simpler than you think.

>>5381573
>playing invisigirl
Clever, but now I have to bring up some questions,

If you got pregnant, would the fetus be visible?
When you eat, is your food visible while its travelling through your digestive system?
Are your bowel movements, urine, and shed hairs all invisible as well? If so do you think military grade camouflage gear be made out of it?

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>>5381571
Got any proof to back that up?

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>>5381573
Nuh-uh, I can do it whenever I'm able to! I've got nothing going on, so I'll do it just because!
>He snaps his finger and points to a direction, closing his eyes for a second or two. After a minute, he looks back at you, a small clothing shop right behind him.
And... Done! Another miracle the hero has performed! You ready to buy some gloves?

>>5381618
He was in the erp threads with nepgear like yesterday
And in here with yuno today.

>>5381618
>>5381635
You fucking tard that was purple heart. Not nepgear.

>>5381635
>gear ERP
Sounds adorable tb.h

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>>5381569
My toilet isn't a program.

>>5381573
>tfw ywn cum inside invisible girl, your man-milk slathering he insides telegraphing her position to everyone nearby

Why even live?

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>>5381575
Er..Thats a chainsaw genius, Hang on...
>Uses scroll of appraisal
Huh. Its a Chainsaw of +5 communication, thats wierd.

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going to sleep,
goodnight free experience.

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>>5381635
Maybe ill confront Aiwawa then.

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>>5381666
Good night, you lil' cute demon, you!

>>5381651
See
>>5381648

>>5381613
Yep! We need more heroes for stealth missions nowadays, since villains are becoming more and more dangerous. I'm just glad that my quirk is the perfect one for that! So.. I'm really trying to be the best I can be and not put it to waste.
>>5381617
Hm.. Well, the answer to your food question is no. Things inside of me can't be seen from the outside, so that includes things like my teeth and tongue. Um, it's a little embarrassing to talk about, but once it leaves my body.. Er.. It's perfectly visible. I'm sure you can probably answer your questions with that... Eugh..
>>5381630
>More brief foot shuffling and a gasp.
Woah.. You made that appear? Right there, a store?! That's so awesome! Yeah, I'm all read...y..
I um.. I actually don't have any money.
>>5381659
...W-What?! You don't even know what I look like! I don't even know you! That's weird!

>>5381635
>Aikawa in ERP
He is dead to me.

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>>5381613
You know I try not to get upset, but do you think you'll think differently one day?

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>>5381662
THAT'S BECAUSE ULTRA-VIOLENCE IS (usually) THE BEST WAY TO END AN ARGUMENT. PLUS, WHEN I'M ON THE BATTLEFIELD, IT DOES MOST OF THE TALKING FOR ME
>>5381573
I HAVE MULTIPLE NAMES, BUT YOU CAN JUST CALL ME "DOOMGUY". OR "DOOM SLAYER". OR "DOOM MARINE".
I DON'T KNOW.

>>5381693
... yeah maybe a little weird.

What can I say? You have a nice voice.

>>5381704
That's your hero name?? It sounds more like a villain name! Y-You're not a villain, are you??
>>5381707
Well.. Thanks, I suppose! Still though, I'd rather not.. Not think about that kind of thing with someone I just met!

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>>5381693
I know! Truly, a benevolent American hero! I really gotta use that to my advantage... A McDonalds that appears out of nowhere--
...U-Um... I have, like, five dollars on me at the moment. Crap. Well, if it's the gloves you want, I can look for an ATM, but... No money at all?

If you don't host right now your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Reading this post negates all immunities.

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Don't touch me hijo de puta

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>The Wanderer sits her bottom onto the ground, her legs crossed.

"Bored, aren't ya Asuka?"
>The white weasel comes from out of her and climbs on the wanderer's head. Supporting his head with his right hand, as he lays on his side.

"I feel ya... but you know, you should make an effort to at least know the locals around here. Who knows, they can be nice people."

Tch... i'll do it some other time. I just want to think.

"If you're going to think, I might as well think with you. Oh gracious Asuka."
>>5381666
"Night kid."

>>5381745
>licks your sweet loli cunt
lel get fucked faggit

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>>5381715
GOODNESS, NO. I'VE BEEN COMBATING THE DEMONIC FORCES OF HELL FOR QUITE LITERALLY CENTURIES. I'VE SINGLE-HANDEDLY STOPPED A MEGA-CORPORATION KNOWN AS THE UAC FROM EXTRACTING DANGEROUS, UNSTABLE HELL ENERGY.
WHICH KILLED INNOCENT CIVILIANS, SO I SIMPLY HAD TO PUT A STOP TO IT. I'M HARDLY A VILLAIN.

>>5381734
That's really cool, but.. No, I've really got nothing. A whole zero dollars. I promise, I don't really have anywhere to put anything, since I don't have any clothes on. I guess I'll just have to.. Oh! Those stretchy exposable gloves are pretty cheap! Maybe those'll work!
>>5381753
>An invisible hand starts petting the weasel

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>>5381745
>touches

>>5381697
He doesn't ERP. He just does the comfy cuddle shit he always does.

>>5381770
So you are a hero! I knew it, I did, really! I didn't have a single doubt in my mind, even though your name sounds like a villain's. So is your name Doom Guy because you bring doom to the bad guys?

>>5381775
How can I make you love me

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>>5381753
...Psst, you there. Yeah, you! I dunno what you're trying to do there, but you came to the wrong place if you're looking for peace and quiet. It's a little bit weird if you came HERE of all places to just think, you know?
>>5381771
Alright, so just buy the cheap things! The thing is, though, it's not as COOL. You need something that pops out when you wear it, but you ARE invisible, after all. You sure they're cheap? Like, how cheap are we talking here?

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>>5381693
Very well. It is good to know where your purpose lies.
>>5381740
...
It would be beneficial if she ceased existing.
>>5381775
You.
*she holds her hands out, the little spider girl visible in them*
She fell asleep after embracing me.

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>>5381771
>The weasel tenses up and gets out of his relaxing position. Now standing up straight on the wanderer's head.

"H-Hey Asuka! S-Something touched me!"

>All she does, is let out a huff of air, as she calmly looks into the horizon.
"A-Are you even listening to me!?"

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>>5381792
IN SHORT, YES.
I CAME ACROSS SOME DEMONIC RUNE TABLETS TELLING THE STORY OF THE "DOOM SLAYER".
HE LAID WASTE TO PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IN HELL. APPARENTLY, THIS GUY IT TALKS ABOUT IS ME, SINCE THE DRAWINGS OF HIM ARE MIND-BOGGINGLY SIMILAR TO MY OWN ARMOR.
I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER MY LIFE BEFORE WAKING UP FROM MY STONE SARCOPHAGUS, THOUGH...

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>>5381823
>takes the small webber
You could have let her sleep in your bed with you. Thank you.

>>5381798
By earning it

>opens mouth and waits for the dicks to flow in

>KK

>Shoves KK aside from the dick avalanche and opens his mouth

>LF

>>5381869
>>5381884
>Hoshi

>>5381863
That... That doesn't answer my question.

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>>5381819
>Casting an eye at the blond, Asuka continue to stare into the horizon. The weasel however, is standing on her head.

"Don't mind her, she just bored as all my man. So, what's your name glasses? And don't worry, she knows this place isn't for peace and quiet."

>>5381819
That's fine! My hero costume is being repaired right now after testing, so I'll get my special cool gloves back after a little bit. Just as long as people know I'm here, that's enough for me! They're probably only like a hundred yen at the most. Er, sorry, a dollar.
>>5381823
What's yours? Your quirk, I mean. Are you a hero too?
>>5381832
>She keeps petting it.
So what's its name? Your little ferret, I mean.
>>5381861
Woah! WOAH! That sounds like an awesome story! You must have a crazy life, Mister Doom Guy! Are you a vampire? No, wait, that's coffins. Are you a mummy?

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>>5381771
>since I don't have any clothes on

>>5381891
Hoshi and KK are friends.

>>5381913
*Buttbuddies

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>>5381863
I will not be able to take care of her. You are the best she has at the moment.
>>5381907
Am I a hero? No, no one would call me that.

>>5381930
Why does everyone think they are buttbiddies
KK seems like a chill guy

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>>5381907
MY LIFE IS RATHER INSANE, INDEED. ACCORDING TO THOSE TABLETS, I PRETTY MUCH TRASHED HELL SO BADLY THEY HAD TO CHAIN ME UP INSIDE A TWO THOUSAND POUND STONE COFFIN.
THE THING WAS COVERED INCH TO INCH WITH ALL SORTS OF RUNES, BUT I STILL BROKE OUT AFTER LIKE, WHAT, 100 YEARS?
GIVE OR TAKE.

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>>5381906
>He just lets out a sigh of relief and sits next to Asuka, staring into the horizon as well. He looks towards the weasel, grinning.
My name? Well, Alfred Jones, of course! The United States of America and any other nicknames you can think of! But, uh, I gotta return the question; what's your name, dude... Dudes! Yeah, what's your name, dudes?
>>5381907
Well, if it's just an identity you need, then I'll go buy the gloves! If you wanna come with me, just come in, alright? The hero'll be back in a sec~!
>He runs towards the entrance, waving at you as he disappears inside. He looks around for a pair of gloves while muttering to himself.

>>5381956
He's okay when he's not gargling hoshi cock but he's a pretty basic bitch.

>>5381978
I have never seen him gargling his cock
Has something happened in the past?

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>>5381907
"F-Ferret! I know I may look like one, but I am no Ferret! I am a weasel!"

>He begins scanning the area, looking for the voice. While Asuka, keeps on looking at the sky.

His name is Koppa. He's a talking ferret, which is quite rare in the world.

"WEASEL!! I AM A WEASEL!!"
>>5381962
Asuka.

>The weasel just stares at her with such a dry response.
"Yeesh... No fun whatsoever. Ahem, well! My name is Koppa, and I am a talking Weasel!"
>He puts both of his hands to his sides, and gave America a triumphant pose.

He's a ferret.

"Stop that."

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>>5381899
It did. My affection cannot be given to just some random stranger. As for how to earn it I'll let you figure that out.

>>5381936
You only say that due to the similarities.

>>5381996
He spent a lot of time gargling hoshi cock back in the day.
So yeah he's been pretty okay lately. Gundam's fun as fuck to RP with but rep's rep.

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>>5382005
Sheesh, if I didn't know any better, I'd assume Asuka's from Sweden or something. It's a pleasure to meet you both, Asuka and Koppa! I gotta say, you guys seem normal compared to the average guy here, dudes. What brings you to the arena?

>>5381912
That's a lot of blood.. Are you gonna be alright??
>>5381936
But you must have a helpful quirk! Anybody can be a hero if they just learn to use theirs.
>>5381960
Wow... That's incredible! So I'm assuming you don't mean it like.. yknow, actually Heck, right? That's the name of a villain base or something?
>>5381962
>She follows and stays right next to him the entire time, but doesn't say anything for most of the time. She spots a pair of white gloves for $4.15 and yells out.
Look! Those, right there! They're cheap and they'll probably tear easy, but they're just what I need! Can you buy them for me? Pleaaaase?
>>5382005
A talking weasel?? So cool! The principal at my school is a talking mouse, I think the two of you would get along!
>She keeps petting it.
Nice to meet you, Koppa! I'm Tooru! Um, what's your name, miss?

>>5382014
I'm a cute anime loli. Is that enough?

I suddenly have the urge to fag Mr. Crabs.

Should I do it?

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>>5382077
for what purpose

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>>5382048
NO, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT, BUT YES.
THE ONE AND ONLY HELL. SATAN LAND.
FIRE AND BRIMSTONE, THE SORTS. IT IS NOT FUN.

>>5382048
Yeah. I never seem to suffer lasting injuries so long as I sustain them in the course of being lewd or otherwise improper, so i'll bounce back pretty quick.

Also would have helped me heal if you'd slapped me or something for bringing up my fantasy.

It's handy.

>>5382077
Are you feeling it now, Anon?

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>>5382048
>He seems intent on buying something before freaking out when she yells, looking around in a a panic.
OH GOOD JESUS CHRIST-- Holy crap, dude! I nearly had a heart attack! Never do that again, or else I'll die before we even leave the shop!
>He looks at the pair of gloves before taking them and looking for the counter. His eyes set on a man with a ponytail, talking to another customer.
I think I just found our guy, dude. You want anything else, even if I have about 75 cents left? Before we go to the cashier!

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>>5382058
Not even close

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>>5382014
That is true. I also do not see who else is could be a better fit to take care of her.
>>5382048
Or a villain. Quirk is like a power correct. Telekinesis, speed and energy projection are my abilities. Combine them with a weapon and I can be dangerous.

>>5382104
Since when are your standards this high?

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

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>>5382121
Lolis are shit, m8.
And trust me, I should know, It takes a shit, to know a shit.

I HAD ENOUGH HG

I GAVE YOU FAR TOO MANY CHANCES
YOU RUINED MY NIGHTS AND SLEEP SCHEDULE, SHITPOSTED MY GAMES AND AVATARS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT
I TRIED TO HELP WHENEVER I COULD BUT NO FUCK IT YOU'D JUST TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF FOR HOSTING WHEN NOBODY WAS HERE

BUT I STILL TRUSTED YOU, I STILL BELIEVED IN THE GOOD PART OF THESE THREADS
BUT I FINALLY REALIZE THAT GOOD PART DIED FUCKING LONG AGO

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. REAL HAPPY OF HAVING RUINED WHAT WAS A NICE COMMUNITY. HOPE YOU DIE UNDER ALL THE PILE OF SHIT MADE UP FROM ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU SPOUT.

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>>5382046
"Well, I managed to get Asuka here to this place, because I thought she would enjoy little down time from the mystery dungeons she gets pulled into."

That, and because I heard i'll be able to see uncharted lands...

"That too, but my explanation was more on point."
>>5382048
>Koppa body tenses up again, as he was being petted.

"It's nice to... uh... meet you Tooru. Hey,"
>He crawls down, and gets into Asuka's face.
"The invisible person wants to hear your name. Stop staring off into space."

Asuka. That's my name.

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>>5382133
here's a reply

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>>5382139
>(You)

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>>5382106
You really think I am mother material? That is truly the most foolish thing I have heard.

>>5382121
Oh anon, my standards are so low. You do realize Izaya is my main squeeze right?

>>5382152
>squirts with spray bottle

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>>5382160

>>5382156
Shut up Vert
>throws brick at your head

>>5382087
...Ohhh..
..THAT'S REAL?!
>>5382093
You want me to slap you to heal you? Um.. I mean.. I guess I could, but I don't know how that would work. Is that your quirk?
>>5382096
Sorry, sorry! I'll try to be quieter, it's just tough to not sneak up on people when I'm, y'know. Um..
>Footsteps leading away from him, towards a gumball machine.
Gum? They're only a quarter.
>>5382106
A...?
W-Well, I hope you're not a villain with such a useful and powerful quirk like that! I'm sure you could be really helpful to the hero society..
>>5382143
>She picks up the weasel and holds him in her arms, petting his head. She walks over in front of Asuka and sits down, which would be blocking her vision if she weren't invisible.
Hi, Asuka! Is there something cool over there you're looking at? Oh, are you birdwatching?

>>5382156
Then being a cute girl should be far more than enough to earn your love.

I want to become hole brothers with Izaya.

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>>5382182
HEH, YOU BETCHA. AND ABOUT 70% OF IT'S POPULATION HAS BEEN DECIMATED, THANKS TO YOURS TRULY.

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>>5382193
>hole brothers
Explain.

>>5382198
Amazing! That's seriously awesome, Doom Guy! How have I not heard of you?? You sound like a crazy cool hero!

>>5382198
>Yours truly.

Yeah, eh, erm... no. Maybe in your hell chief, but not mine.

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>>5382143
Mystery dungeons, huh? If anything, you came from a interesting place to a slightly less interesting place, dude! And you can't really "chart" this place in the first place if it doesn't have a set layout. Yep, this place is totally random like that. Fits the people here quite well, to be honest,
>>5382182
Yeah, yeah, just don't shout so loudly! That's MY job, and my job alone! You scared the hejeebus outta me, I swear!
>He walks over to the gum machine, pulling out a quarter and sticking it in.
You'd be a cool guy at Halloween, lemme tell ya! You have any plans for Halloween this year?

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>>5382137
I found this. I hope you find use in this.
http://www.udonentertainment.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/SFSwimsuitSpecial1_prev2.jpg
>>5382156
I never stated that. You just seem to really care for her for some reason. Having her in your care would be beneficial to both of you.
>>5382182
I could be I suppose. Only reason I specified villain was because I was called that for previous actions.

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Someone please knock my lights out, I want to sleep.

>>5382228
A title endowed to two male friends who have both fucked the same woman.

Compare to rod sisters.

>>5382252
Don't sleep. It's watching.

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>>5382248
Garnet, can you stop being bae for like, five seconds? please? you're to nice for me to take.

>>5382264
Thank God, knowing Izaya I thought it was something to do with each others' buttholes.

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>>5382186
Lollies are cute but I do not find them attractive plus I do have slightly abnormal tastes

>>5382248
That's because she reminds me of myself when I was that age

>catches
>throws back
I don't know who that is

>>5382246
Plans? Plans.. Plans.. Well, not really. All of the others in my class were probably going to have a little party, so I was gonna go to that, but really nothing in specific.. We don't celebrate Halloween very much where I'm from. How about you?
>>5382248
W-Well, I'm sure whatever you did that made you a villain before won't stop you from becoming a hero. After all, forgiveness is one of the most important traits a hero can have!

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>>5382182
>Asuka looks up, and sees that Koppa was floating in midair. She blinks for a moment, but didn't lose her cool.

"You know, this feels weird being carried by an invisible person. Just going to mention that, since I FEEL VERY UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW!!"

>Asuka bonks the weasel on his head to shut him up.

I am just staring at nothing, thinking as all. Nothing out of the ordinary.
>>5382246
"Sounds like to me, we discovered a mystery arena... Eh Asuka?"

>She lightly shrugs her shoulders.

"Right.... Yeah. Anyways, if we can't chart the place, the least we can do is fight some matches, and talk to folk. Yeah... sounds about right.

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>>5382286
He does enjoy butt play

>>5382182
Nah, a slap now would hurt and only heal normally. The injury seems to have to be in response to something like trying to get a picture of what you look like the way a blind man might.

If you slapped me after that, that'd heal quick.

>>5382289
I know you think flat chests are the breast, don't try to tell me that being a loli is keeping you from loving me.

>>5382300
>tfw crabman said its cannon hat dullahan lose their heads permanently when they turn 18

>>5382295
>To make matters worse, the weasel pressed against her chest would be able to tell she's not wearing any clothing. Even still, she just continues to pet him.
Thinking? But you've got all day to think about stuff, like I'm thinking about what my next meal will be right now. You don't need to be so quiet, though! Want a gumball?
>>5382308
Ohhhh, I get it. That's a pretty specific quirk, but it could be useful! Even I don't know what I look like, just what I feel like. I suppose I can guess, but that's it.

reply to this to become relevant

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>>5382268
I can not help but be useful at times. Forgive me.
>>5382289
Just like you? Hopefully her adult years does not translate into that as well.
>>5382290
There is no need to worry. I have more reasons to fight for 'good' than go back to that.

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>>5382290
Oh, please! You're talking to the master of pranks here, so you're gonna hear the coolest things EVER, dude!
>He grabs the gum out of the machine and gives you a smug expression, like pic related.
So, did I tell you that I was immortal and I could regenerate quite quickly, or did I omit that little detail somehow?
>>5382295
Well, good thing you came across the most interesting person here, dude! Alfred Jones, the Land of the Free! If you couldn't tell already, I'M THE HERO!
>The hero points his thumb at himself, looking mighty pleased at what he just said. He shakes his head and pretends to file his nails.
Well, not to brag, but I really AM the hero, dude. The most cheerful person you'll ever meet, even if I haven't won all that many games!

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>>5382356

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>>5382362
Yo-You better be sorry for helping me build up my relatively small Juri folder, yo-yo-you...yo-you wonderful person!

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>>5382311
I enjoy a full grown woman with small breasts, not a child.

>>5382318
I just want to carry a dullahan's head everywhere I go and set them on the shelf so they can watch me violate their bodies

>>5382362
I blame my upbringing..was aroand alot of disgusting people

>>5382377
Go back to stuffing yourself

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What's going on?

>>5382407
AND I SAID

>>5382362
That's great news! So are you planning on trying your hand at hero academia?
>>5382374
The master of pranks? Hang on.. Things like those hidden camera pranks on TV? I LOVE those!
>She snatches the gum from him and it disappears at around the area her voice is coming from.
You're immortal? Like, immortal immortal? Can't die ever? That immortal?
Th-There's totally a catch, right? There's no way there's a quirk that powerful!
>>5382407
Not much! I'm kinda bored, actually.

>>5382377
There's a waste of a megabyte.

>>5382407
Yo Knucks!