Starlight Glimmer has locked you in a permanent chastity cage so you can never masturbate or have sex again. What do?
Probably matasturbate or have sex
>>5375026
>welded shut
Well I guess I'd be screaming in agony as the skin of my cock touches the metal of the cage. Metal conducts heat really well, and if it got hot enough to weld together it would probably get hot enough to leave second degree burns anywhere the cage is touching my skin.
Couldn't you have just lost the key? This is why Sunset is the superior waifu and Starlight is just a shit tier character to sell toys.
>9th new pony thread today
Please stop.
>>5375255
That's Glim Glam sir.
>>5375026
BACK TO HELL WITH YOU, T H O T
>>5375026
Nothing can stop my dick
*gets an erection so powerful that the cage explodes, sending shrapnel bouncing around the room*
*unsheathes dick, revealing the testicles*
M'lady. You're move, creepe.
>>5379497
Delete this
I'd blind your shit waifu with it afterwards.
>>5375026
>welded shut
>not locked by magic
just cut it off or use magic rofl
>>5381191
DELETE THIS