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CARD CHECK TIME!

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>>5369738
(Yeah, that's completely fine, mate)

>>5369745
>The mask gets swiped away
HE-HEY! GI-GIVE THAT BACK! NIIII!

>>5369802
(Thanks, you have your fun now! Be sure to check in sometime, we miss you!)

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>>5369802
What will you give me for it?
>He holds it just out of reach

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>>5369793

>>5369793
Fuck cards. Post dicks instead.

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>>5369793
Well whatever you say Card man.

>>5369813
>Kissu
(Can do, matey)

>>5369817
Fuck her! Fuck her with tentacles!

>>5369827
YES.
Dubs and I post dick.

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>>5369751
>Chell stares back without a single ounce of hesitation, leveling with the demon warship of sorts before her as she shakes her head
>as far as she remembers, the portals are safe
>though she still hadn't submerged the portal device in water, and didn't ever intend to try
>Chell walks through the hole casually, coming out on the other end of the room
>tah-dah

>>5369827
(Yes please)

>It's a DMG gets another crush episode
This writing is getting old

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>>5369817
NO-NOTHING! GI- GIVE IT BAAACK! NII! IT'S MIIIINE! NIIIIIIIIIII!

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>People lewding the Hoppo

You sick fucks make me want to vomit. Consider the lifechoices you made and drink whatever you can find in the cabinet beneath your sink.

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>>5369793

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>>5369793
Might be back when I'm more awake

>>5369838
Could be worse, could be a "Paul pretends to regret what he did to garner pity" episode.
Fucking hate those.

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>>5369793

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>>5369834
It's called build up damnit!
>>5369842
Then that's what ya get...nothing! HA!
>>5369847
I'll be waiting

>>5369838
>>5369862

I thought summer was over.

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>>5369793
Juuust lurking.

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>>5369838
It's just cute bants. Fronku gets embarrassed when we fight over him. It's adorable.

>>5369873
I'll keep that in mind <3

where the dicks at?

>>5369873
You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

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>>5369843

Good thing you weren't there when Joan was raped by a Pokemon, a bunch of English Soldiers and Gilles de Rais.

>>5369827
fuck dicks, post vocaroos.

>>5369888
Trips demands dicks.

>>5369887
Who do you crush on the hardest DMG-senpai?

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>>5369873
>pulls her camera out
Keep the buildup going. This is great.

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>>5369873
>Niis eyes narrow as she takes a weird stance...her voice gets deeper
Give it back right this second! Or it's your death wish!

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>>5369904
>Implying I didn't bust a nut over it
Oh, my sweet child of summer.

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>>5369793
>

>>5369887
To be fair, Fronk is the best person here.

What ava is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USkHZ5zfcgs

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>>5369905
(http://vocaroo.com/i/s12NMsA4FmBc)

>>5369828
>>5369723
Nngh, f-fuck...
>With Nii's powerful thighs enveloping his straining member, the anon can't help but start to moan into her shoulder, stifling his grunts against her body as his hips start rocking, trying to fuck her beautiful legs
>His rod bucking against her underside, he gives her a reacharound to tease the roof of her opening with his fingers - attacking her from two directions without even penetrating

>>5369904
That was the hottest shit here in months.

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>>5369887
I Bring a gun to a Fronk fight
>>5369914
THE HELL ARE YOU!?
>>5369916
Jokes on you I just got done watching a Charles Bronson marathon!

>>5369936
need to go lewder.

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>>5369920
>>5369939

>People actually fapped to that

What is wrong with you?

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>>5369912
... N-no one that matters anymore...

how can i leave

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>>5369837
>The portals sure don't look safe to her, angrily gnawing at the white material on the walls before spitting them back in place fully formed on the edges of the swirling blue gate. The human girl came out fine though, and this doesn't feel like a fleet trap.
Hmm...
>The tall ghost steps through it, the faint tingle of electricity on her ivory skin strangely warm and familiar, like floating through a recurring dream. It doesn't hurt though and she steps out next to the silent woman instantly, chest heaving from her first journey through the doorway as she catches her footing.
You don't... you can't talk?

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>>5369953
Act like I'm not here. Keep doing your thing with the ninja girl.

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>>5369958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AtZ32mvROg

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>>5369976
Well now I can't with you eyeing me like that!

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>>5369936
>Fronk's voice
I CAME

>>5369964
Nothing. I get turned on, I fap. I'm only human.

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>>5369964
They acknowledge the glory and triumph of the eternal anglo, of course!

It's enough to make anyone's pants grow tighter.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

>>5369936
https://clyp.it/bslkc0gv

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>>5369938
Nh-nhnn...an-anon, niii!
>Nii squeezes her legs together as he thrusts against them...her firm smooth thighs squeezing down on the cock, doing her usual attempt to make her partner feel as good as possible
Pl-Please enjoy my thighs...n-niiii!

>>5369953
I said! GI-GIVE IT BACK YOU JE-JERK!
>...Her squeakyness and Niis are gone, and she seems a lot more professional...but she's still the same scatter brained idiot

>>5369905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JJRbK5K5yw

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>>5370004
NOW we're talking!
>And he's all spikes and blades
Ya want this mask?

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>>5369988
>She covers her eyes with her hand.
Don't worry, it's fine.

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>>5369843
Boy, don't you tell me what I can and can't lewd.
I get enough of that shit as it is without you riding my ass too, Steve-O.
If we ever get to co-op Mana you're using the girl with the javelin the whole time.
I'm using Airfield anyway, she's Hoppo with tits.

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>>5369996

REMOVE THYSELF FROM GLORIOUS EUROPE AT ONCE...
... Oh wait.

>>5369995

Fair enough.

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>>5369905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oXOfQI8W5k

I wish to have my face full of sweaty cocks and warm fresh semen

>>5370002
Hello Jinx.

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>>5369968
>Chell lifts her chin up, scarring visible at the near center of her neck
>Aperture had many ways of keeping its testing candidates quiet, and confiscating vocal chords was one of the less grim methods
>looking back down, her steely eyes take in the sight of the...what was this thing?
>she gives a questioning gesture, hoping it makes enough sense to be deciphered

>>5369958
(http://vocaroo.com/i/s14VTV7yaWKZ)

>>5369990
(http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xtPPGdWJuf)

>>5370002
(http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fA94qxsPc6)

>>5370036
>Succubus (male)
That's called an incubus you stupid little cunt.

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>>5369964
I just worshipped your divine body in my own way. And you let yourself get buggered in the backside by a child rapist. My good lady, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>>5370041
CMERE JEREMY, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO BE A MAN.

>>5370028
>GLORIOUS EUROPE
Europe removed itself from glorious europe a pretty long time ago now.

#Political
#Bants
#Rekt

>>5369905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qNPeEi1VG4

>>5370056
I am right here mister
pls slap my stupid slut face and let me taste your fine cock

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>>5370016
YES I WANT THE MASK! IT WAS MY MOTHERS! YOU ASSHOLE!
GIVE IT BACK! GIIIIIIIIVVVEEEE IIIITTTT BAAAACK!

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>>5370041
All you have to do is put yourself out there a little bit. It doesn't take that much to get an anon's thick, meaty cock rock hard and drooling pre-cum, just throbbing upright in anticipation while a fresh batch of gooey cum begins to brew in those hefty balls. Before you know it your gullet'll be stuffed, nutsack bouncing off your chin while your head is jerked back and forth like a cheap onahole, until finally a sticky wad of spunk explodes down your throat.

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>>5370051
Oh good lord ya voice is adorable
>Carnage then dies from the HHHRRRGG!
>>5370018
...So yeah this isn't going to work

>>5369905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MgwhEvJJai

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>>5370026
>Mfw I know who you are
Give me the sprite girl and we got a deal. I want to blast people with magic.

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>>5369827

>>5370066
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uRDcGn4g9T

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>>5370083
Your mother's mask?...The hell are you doing wearing something that's been on some's face?

>>5370050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S4Kd0BznUs
>>5370051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aAraqUr6Si

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>>5370089
>Turns her back on them.
I'm not paying attention anymore. I'll go to the bar or something. Just do your thing, everything's okay.

>>5370028
I'm an Englishman but I'm not sure I could raise a hand against you. I know they say you're like, a witch but..

>>5370094
lewd fampai.

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>>5370106
>Mfw I missed you too, your discretion is appreciated
Deal, but you have to control healslut too while I live out my phallic hero fantasies.
And stay out of trouble <3

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>>5370113
It's a heirloom, you ass. It's been in my family for generations! Give it the fuck back! I will END YOOOU!

>>5370004
>It's pretty clear anon doesn't need to be told more than once
>The tight squeeze between her opening is pounded hard, and it's so divine Nii can already feel the anon trembling
>Worried that he might come without her getting anything, his fingers more desperately to slip into her wet hole and his palm grinds against the roof of her slit
Nii, you- I can't believe these legs, hon.

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>>5370130
Well now I don't feel like
>>5370157
Well...go a head flip that coin and see what happens

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>>5370051
>Mfw Fronk

>>5370007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y7ndtAEZhN

>>5370124
(http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u5Fy5Augv2)

>>5370089
>>5370184
[internally screaming]

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>>5370051
(That subtle accent!
>Swoon)
>She looks at the woman's throat, putting the pieces together in her head while letting her view float down to the woman's cleavage. The test subject obviously dresses comfortably rather than conservatively.
I'm an... airfield... I fight on the sea... with my sisters.
>The pale woman looks her over carefully with those ruby eyes, hands hovering at her sides as she stifles the instinct to pat the teleporter all over. They don't talk much at home, physical contact is how they greet and connect with one another.
>The abyssal puts her arms up and holds them out, looking over for permission before proceeding with the groping.

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>>5370183
>She's sitting at the bar, pretending to ignore him.

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>>5370145
Deal, buckeroo. I'll still murder you for lewding the Hoppo.

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>>5370217

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Hey, everyone.

>>5369905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G3IegMWghE

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XzPPlqL3HH

>>5370233
Sup succubus. You gonna slut it up today?
(You get my request on disco?)

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>>5370219
(http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KSAXpzOZ5A)
>the testing track requires light and loose clothing, with only minimal amounts of GPS trackers to prevent escape
...
>that sentence doesn't seem to make sense for a lot of reasons, namely an airfield being an inanimate object, but luckily for you she can't much question it
>oh, the groping will cut that off too
!!
>she gives the Abyssal a bizarre look at her chest is felt up, something like claustrophobia building up inside of her, but doesn't make any attempt to stop it

>>5369904
Which Gilles de Rais?
The real life guy or the gay wizard from Fate/Zero?

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>>5370224
Yeah that's right! Ya better sit over there and order an over priced Zima!

>>5369905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SSQOI4hMbV

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>>5370233
Master Etna?!

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>>5370283
>If she orders a Zima, he would know she was listening to him. She orders a line of vodka shots.

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>>5370054

You win this time.
ONLY this time.

>>5370133

Remove Albion from premises.

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>>5370312
That's right order the over priced weak stuff that after like five shots in a row you think it would be a good idea to mix it with Red Bull but god damn was that a mistake!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uNbImHNZh4

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>>5370269

>the gay wizard from Fate/Zero?

He was the COOLest servant. Take your inane prattle elsewhere, pleb.

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>>5370339
I'd totally do the same. But with love. And with preserving your virginity for the big man above ofcourse. But mostly just to blow a load.

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>>5370343
>She quietly drinks one shot, still subtly looking at him out of the corner of her eye.

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>>5370257
I-I'm not a succubus, dood.

>>5370297
Overlord Etna aint here. It's just me, dood.

>>5370358
>anons just stop
Why must you hurt me in this way?

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>>5370339
>Remove Albion

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>>5370369
RIDER IS THE GAREST AND CUTEST CHARACTER FROM FATE/ZERO SUCK A DICK DUMBSHIT.

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>>5370263
(It's subtle <3)
>The tall ghost pats the woman all over, just a bit shorter than her even in the heelsprings. She's not as soft as most humans, tight body and lean muscle hidden beneath that darker flesh, in stark contrast to the airfield's own alabaster.
Hmm...
>She pulls the woman into her bosom, her breasts squishing against Chell's smaller chest while she pats her down the back and hips, long white hair tickling at the test subject's arms. The girl doesn't seem dangerous at all, her peculiar loadout aside. The woman tenses in her arms and Hime hums softly while patting her head, softly chanting out an old lullaby from the sea under her breath.

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>>5370378
>Ass jiggle
>ASS JIGGLE!
>AAAAASSSSSS JIIIIIGGGLE!!!

>>5370381
Whoops, sorry dood. Mistook you for someone important.
So how has work been prinny?

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>>5370412
>She turns to him with a smug face.
Are you spying on me now?

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>>5369905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16m60DIttTL

>>5370339
Bonjour Joan d'arc, vous êtes très belle, je t'aime!

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>>5370297
>>5370233
>>5370004
>three people doing Disgaea characters so far
I'm hyped.

>>5370339
So rude.. Oh but then I look at you and I just lose the will to fight

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>>5370372

I'm both flattered and concerned.

>>5370386

You heard me.

>>5370269

Fate/Zero Caster.

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>>5370381
A Penguin!..And he's been drinking!...wait a minute penguins can't fly! PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!
>>5370430
I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!

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>>5370397
>this is beginning to take the cake on Chell's list of weirdest days, and Chell has had a LOT of weird days
>she snorts into the ship's big chest, unsure of what to do while the rest of her tense body is felt up, but unwilling to spur the monster's possible rage
>the lullaby brings her back to late nights on Michigan docks, and her eyes sag a bit, not having heard such a tune in a long time
...?

>>5369905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19l02sAxKHT

>>5370263
C U T E

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>>5370466
Then... what do you want?
>She raises an eyebrow at him, with a mischievous face.

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>>5370227
Hoppo is worth the risk but noted.
Maybe I can make it up to you some night, "Hoshi".
Good to see you in ERP, m8.

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>>5370448
You're just a little french girl. There's no way you can remove Albion

>>5370448
Je t'aime

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>>5370497
>Don't say I wanna rock
>don't say I wanna rock
>Do NOT!
I WANNA ROCK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWXhFVqNgQs

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>>5370413
That's unreasonably cold, dood! But anyway, I'm just here to take a break from work, which has sucked like usual dood. ...Also, some weird flashy guy hired me to set something up for him here later, dood. He said he was gonna pay me but.... it didn't look like he had any money, dood.

>>5370435
Y-y-y-you actually like me, dood?!

>>5370466
I haven't been drinking, dood! ....I wish I was, though. ....Dood.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vPPCHHP4m9

>>5369905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ZXe3CvPAF

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Good morning fuckos.

>>5370564
Yo.

>>5370435
Who else should we get in on this?

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>>5370534
>Her expression becomes annoyed.
If you're not going to use your tentacles on someone, I'm just going to leave. I was trying to get some good footage, but I guess that's not gonna happen.

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>>5370448
Do you have a problem with scotts or is it only Englishmen?

>>5370543
Well sucks for you, see ya dood.

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>>5370524
>>5370433

Merci, anon!
Moi aussi, je t'aime beaucoup mon amour~

>>5370442

You look at your enemies and surrender immediately?
You remind me of my modern-day countrymen then.

>>5370502

I didn't mean your world but the land of my enemies.
My apologies.

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>>5370564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X4EP8qtynd

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>>5370585

I heard tales of a courageous Scotman called William who opposed the English.
If his countrymen are as courageous as him then I hold no ill towards them.

I can't sleep, what do?

t.an ava who can't sleep

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>>5370476
>Airfield pulls back slowly, keeping her hands on the woman's arms and her gaze fixed on Chell's suspicious eyes. She moves in and nuzzles at the woman's cheek, trying to calm her with the haunting tune while taking in her scent. The test subject smells clean and sterile, as if she'd been in this strange facility far too long. Did she even know about what was going on out in the world? The wars? The incident at that other place? Chell was clearly not used to physical contact but Hime pressed on, burying her face in the woman's neck and letting her hands slip down to the edges of the orange suit tied around her waist.
Hmm... you are... here alone?

>>5370606
Put a bullet in your brain

>>5370606
Kill yourself. You will sleep forever.

>>5370568
If you're talking about characters:
>Kunoichi
>Etna/Prinny
>Succubus
Lacking princess-ish characters, I'd say go for either Rozalin or Seraphina. [spoiler]I'd do it myself, if I didn't literally have my first ERP yesterday.[/spoiler]

>>5369905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07JhXgzlmzl

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>>5370543
Oh wow downer guy
>>5370573
It's not

>>5370621
>>5370624
Oh ok

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>>5370564
Hey, Mecha. How was your eveni-
>Sucker punches you in the roboballs mid-sentence.
BOOM! Welcome to today, bitch!

>>5370631
Hi LD

>>5370626
>Marona and Ash for phantom gangbabgs

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>>5370626
>the tags don't work here

>>5370626
I'd do Laharl for 'shota body with ridiculously big demon dick'.

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>>5370600
Enjoy petting stupid fucking animals fucking nerd

>>5370566
Check 'em and yo.

>>5370641
Hello little Abyssal poster, did you know Kowan is the best abys-
>dies

>>5370626
>if I didn't literally have my first ERP yesterday
Oh, noice.

Who broke you in?

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>>5370658
Hi Mecha

>>5370675
Fuck off Lore

>>5370679
>Paul will never stop being mad about Lore telling him off

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>>5370644

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>>5370586
Oh, alright. See ya dood.

>>5370626
Th-the overlord isn't here dood! And I hope she n-never shows up...

>>5370632
Life sucks dood, and when you die it sucks EVEN MORE.

>>5370685
>all shitposting ever is LD and LD alone

>>5370685
>Not Paul
>Just wanna tell Lore to fuck off because of his no-anon policy

>>5370710
The fact that you're not referring to yourself as Paul gave you away, Paul.

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>>5370658
Oh yeah, I only ever talked to you with the possum before.
Not gonna lie, I kek'd hard when I found out you were McREEEEEEEE.
Good show, ya old hack. <3

>>5370716
>>5370717
>mfw that wasn't even me
lol ur bad

>>5370657
It could work, but as far as his character goes, not being able to stand Succubus-tier girls could be an issue.

>>5370667
Nii, desu. I thought I'd just be the "one-line reaction anon", but surprisingly I caught up in the text length.

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>>5370693
Been there done that, that's why I make life fun again!

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It wasn't me

also, I know nobody gives a shit but I'm deleting my discord server now

>>5370736
Nii a best.

>>5370716
But he does roleplay with anons. He just ignores the low effort ones and shitposters.

>>5370729
Wait... Possum is Goose-kun and Hoppo?
???

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>>5370675
How's it going Gote

>>5370729
Oh, hello little smelly animal.
You're a man of many faces, just like me!
Thank you; if you want more dank memes, read my work as Gilles de Rais pounding Joan of Arc's ass while thinking of sweet boypussy.

>>5370736
That would be part of the fun imo, all the ara ara~ demons and other girls trying to hit on Laharl for his HUGE DEMON DONG.
>Insert horse weiner joke here

>>5370749
He said he doesn't want to ever.

EVER

RP with ANY anon. Period.

>>5370770
He said yesterday he would
He just wants to play with something more than a faceless anon. Said you don't even need to post images. Which is completely fair sounding to me.

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>>5370768
Real good, Mecha. My mere appearance has already triggered a couple of autists.
How bout you m8
>>5370770
All I request is to have something more than 'faceless,featureless, and bland anon' as your character

>NEW DISCORD
NEW DISCORD
>NEW DISCORD
NEW DISCORD

GET IN HERE FAGS THE OTHER ONE SELF DESTRUCTED.

https://discord.gg/jwbzbcQ
https://discord.gg/jwbzbcQ
https://discord.gg/jwbzbcQ

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>>5370802
Nope~

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>>5370802
Why do we keep making these...?

>>5370802
What 'other one'? Do you mean Virra's, or that stupid one?

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>>5370743
Teach me, dood. Everything sucks and I wanna have some fun.

>>5370657
>>5370736
>>5370769
P-p-p-please no overlords dood. I just wanna goof off here in peace!

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>>5370794
I know those feelings will.
I'm just waking up, though. Once I start some stuff up and clean things then the day begins proper.

>>5370802
No thanks Pauly.

>>5370818
>pets

>>5370819
The non virra one

>>5370802
>inb4 all the attention-starved discordfags rush to join it

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>>5370759
OI! Don't you EVER bring up Russell Crowe's shitpostin avas! Me shitpostin is me art! They's like me children, mate! Put em up!
>Foits the livin shit outta ya
Goddamn smartass.

>>5370768
Yeah, I get around. Try to keep the funposting and thread presence low profile but it's been a strange week. Very strange.
That was an interesting session, this place never ceases to amaze me.

>>5370802
Nice bait, Paul

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>>5370824
I'm just lurking, this one is the same guy who made the last one

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>>5370822
>shows up

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>>5370824
>nuzzles
Hi Mecha.

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>>5370833
>goose-kun is Russel Crowe
Oh, fight me, you big stud!

>>5370844
BUNNBUNN IS CUTE

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>>5370168
>Nii let's out a small gasp as he sticks his finger inside her hidey hole...this causes her to lighty gyrate her hips against the finger...which of course causes her legs to press and push against the anons rob...i bet she's drooling too...

>>5370183
How about I shove a quarter into your eye, you red shit!

(WOW, OKAY, FUCKING HELL, I AM SO FUCKING SORRY FOR THE INSANE DELAYS)

>>5370844
Fuck off attention whoring spic. Go make a suicide pact with Karl.

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>>5370822
>You've made a horrible mistake
First things first let's make shivs!
>>5370833
Hey it's that guy from a Beautiful Mind

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>>5370853
Sorry, I'm not Bunnbunn.

>>5370859
I'm not mexican, though.

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>>5370824
>Tfw existing is enough to make manchildren on the internet upset

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>>5370857
You wouldn't be the first!

(It's cool, if you need to go, don't worry about it)

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>>5370843
Ara ara~ you're such a pretty little boy Laharl~

anyone w-wants to stare at big manly cocks and men

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>>5370748
>Nii a best
Yo-You too, niiii...

>>5370888
I don't care if I'm not the first, I just want to Jan something in your eye!
(I was doing something, I didn't know it would take an hour...)

>>5370843
Eh, my master's cooler, Nii. At least he wears a shirt, nii.

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>>5370895
You know I am not little, nor am I a pretty boy! I am the most powerful demon Overlord in all of the Netherworld, and you will NOT address me in such a manner!

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>>5370843
P-PLEASE DON'T KILL ME DOOD. I'LL GET BACK TO WORK SOON.

>>5370867
>The prinny flips open his little pouch and pulls out two machetes. He proudly holds them above his head, letting them shine in the light.
Are these ok, dood?

>>5370875
My point still stands. Off yourself.

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>>5370849
Well look here, we've got a smartass trap what falls asleep on Russell Crowe! Cheeky li'l cunt think you can get away from ME! Come 'ere!
>Foits the living shit outta ya ass

>>5370867
"Oh my gawd it's that guy from a beautiful mind oh my gawd it's Russell Crowe"
What're ya lookin at, you goddamn terrifying space monster?!
Why don'tcha take a picture so ya can fap ta it later?! Goddamn ayyliens!
>Foits the livin shit outta ya

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>>5370919
Right or Left? Oh wait, surprise me! Kinda like I just did to you!

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>>5370833
Wew you're like the second coming of Nia and her funpost army you crazy shit.

>>5370844
Hope your sleeps and day is going well so far cute catbunny.

>>5370876
>tfw you existing keeps reminding me i'm a furry now

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>>5370960
Do you have a fursona? Because if you don't, you are not a furry.

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>>5369827

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>>5370940
Have I done something to upset you, anon? I'm sorry if I did.

>>5370960
I'm afraid not, sadly.

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>>5370942
>Laying on the floor
That's like the ninth time an Australasian actor has attacked me this week
>>5370939
Close enough, go stab someone...Oh and drink something with a kick in it!

>>5370969
i-is that yours mister
my god its delicious

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>>5370616
(Sorry to have to bail on you, let's resume this tonight!)

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>>5370964
My Fursona is a cockatiel that has the mannerisms and style of Josuke Higashikata, and he squawks if you call his crest shit.

>>5370978
Aww, sorry to hear. Hope things improve for ya.

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>>5370949
>Nii tries to take something out of her mask...but She then remembers that the crimson fucker stole it
You fucking shitter...

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>>5370939
What happened in your last sentence? Do you not remember the Prinny Rule #1?

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>>5370990
>My Fursona is a cockatiel that has the mannerisms and style of Josuke Higashikata
Delete this

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>>5370989
(Go, baby, go! Have a good day!)

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>>5370658
I DID
i pet a motherfucking SNEK

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>>5370940
>hating Sponty
I understand not liking some avas but not so much ones like Sponty or Hotaru and the ones that just generally want to hang around and have a good time and are, for the most part, inoffensive. What's your problem with Sponty?

>>5370942
Crap, I didn't think this through.
>has the living shit fought out of his ass
Also, I am sorry for falling asleep on you.

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>>5370998
>>5370990
?

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>>5370990
>Mecha has the same idea for a character as myself and one of my friends
N-nani!?

Although my character isn't a cockatiel. He's a frilled lizard who gets mad if you make fun of his sweet crest.
>>5371002
POST SNEK

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>>5370998
I dunno man, that sounds like a pretty cool fursona

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>>5370922
>she wraps her wings around him and rests his head on her breasts, whispering in his ear with a sultry voice as she starts to sap away the great Overlords strength
Oh my~ you're so tense my little prince! Let me take care of you!

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>>5370992
Check ya right back pocket
>>5370989
(This is why I chase the Fronk)

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>>5371006
Ash my friend, just ignore the shitposters. They're mad for one reason or another, or they're just Paul.

I can't see why anyone would want to shit on Hotaru or Sponty, they're both pretty cool.

>>5370982
Mhm, that it is, do you like it?

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>>5371006
No one hates Sponty, the guy's just trying to bait.
She's one of the longest standing, sweetest, drama-free posters here.

>>5371002
LEWD

>>5370998
>>5371007
>>5371010
Yeee

I keep pet cockatiels and they're some of my favorite animals.

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>>5371024
I keep my change in a little pocket in the mask...
Can't believe you took it... you never steal a ninjas mask thingy...whats wrong with you?

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>>5371017
>He's not having any of that; The villainous succubus' SUCC will prove to be ineffective on the small Demon Overlord as he immediately unleashes an uppercut on her face for daring to get that close to him!
>>5371032
POST COCKATIEL

>>5371032
Pretty much everyone that tries to draw hate to anyone sans Paul is just reaching by now. It's pretty obvious just how badly they want to shitpost.

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>>5371037
I gave it back as for what's wrong with me....Nothing why do you ask?

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>>5370960
I think I just need to go get laid.
So Mecha fursona avatar when?
You'd be a cute badger.

>>5370980
Kek, I'm totally stealing "Australasian".

>>5371006
Don't worry about it <3
I'm glad you got some sleep.
Miss Ice Fighter girl is high on my fuckit list.

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>>5371032
Animals are my favorite kind of animals
I just love Animals
except bears... fuck bears, and sneks
they bite, and that's bad

>>5371053
Really, the only people I see anons regularly trying to shitpost about are Lore and Jiro.

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>>5370980
>Prinny takes his drink first. A nice cool glass of 'prinny juice', fresh from that pouch of his. Then he looks around the area for a target. Everyone here looks kinda strong, so he does the one sensible thing he can think of. He takes both blades and stabs the guy right in front of him!
Y-YOU'RE A TOTAL CREEP DOOD, I'M NOT GONNA GET IN TROUBLE BECAUSE OF YOU!

>>5370995
S-s-sometimes a dude forgets, dood!

>>5371067
You're trying so hard to deflect any blame from yourself, it's fucking cute man.

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>>5371068
Prinny! What the HELL are you doing speaking to that inferior Overlord?

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>>5371028
I still have had no interaction whatsoever with Paul and I think I should like to keep it that way. Also, good afternoon.

>>5371032
Oh. I wonder if I can get my (You) refunded.

>>5371057
Thanks! Also, looking forward to it.

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>>5371068
HA! penetration
>Just standing there with machete's sticking out of him
So how's it feel?
>>5371057
Taking it won't fix the problem

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>>5369793
Evening, lovelies~

>>5371080
hi paul

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>>5371041
>she lies there shocked from the attack.
Oh my. My little boy really has grown up~
I still remember when just being near my breasts and hearing sweet optmistic words would send your body into shock. You were soo adorable then~

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Looks like I'm back again.
>molester laughter noises

>>5371010

Saw your post last night. By the way, if there's anything I like in a roleplay, it's people having fun. So, if you feel that you gotta go meme, I'm fine with that, as I'll have fun meming with the scenario, too.

I'd ask to RP now, but right now I'm getting urges to play a random Chocobo. Fuck. Time to collect a bunch of cute birds, and a bunch of bird porn.

I also wish I also had my own shitty OCs to post for this, but I don't have the money for the refs required to make something possibly autistic like that. Oh well.

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>>5371098

>>5371123
what about #18?

>>5371098

I want to clang Aigis.

>>5371131
Never said not to impregnate them

>>5371031
yes sir
got me drooling

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Is the old Rosalina player still around here? I know we had one before but I was thinking about picking her up.

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>>5371032
No
>>5371010
Delivering snek

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>>5371055
>the ninja checks her back pocket...and lo and behold, the mask was there. She quickly slips it back on
Th-That's what I thought! And there's everything wrong with you!

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>>5371098
I...I may want to do your whole card at some point.

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>>5371098
I want to fuck teddie~

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>>5371161
Does this look like the face of someone with something wrong with'm?

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>>5371041
Gimme a bit and I'll deliver.

>>5371053
Well, yes.
There's legitimate reasons to find annoyances with everyone, lord knows I know mine, but there reaches a point where its just nonsensical.

>>5371057
The one time I did RP a furry ages and ages ago it was a rhino.

>>5371159
Now I'm sad remembering the pet gecko I tried to keep once and one day it was so hot he just died.
Nice snake though.

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>>5371116
Yeah, gotta keep this stuff light-hearted. It's pretty hard to take ERP seriously, but people are autistic enough to do it anyway.

A chocobo? Interesting, they're pretty big birds. Would be a fun scenario for sure.

I don't think anyone here has attempted to play an OC anyway.
>>5371159
CUTE

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>>5371178
H-hey. Just to let you know, I fell asleep that time two nights ago. Nothing big, I just enjoy a nap!

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>>5371082
Sorry, O-overlord Laharl, dood. I-I wont make that mistake again, dood.

>>5371094
>He stares at the guy for just a moment, and then pulls both blades out, twitching a little as he waits for some kind of reprimand or punishment.
Guess it felt ok, d-dood.

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>>5371180
Yes. Something incredibly wrong actually!

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>>5371123
7th Generation Anti-Shadow Suppression Weapons are not equipped to accommodate foreign organic matter of such size. You would be best investing in an 8th Generation model instead if such an act is included in your requirements for an Anti-Shadow Suppression Weapon. Both models are perfectly capable of handling standard reproductive organs of both the male and female varieties, however, and there are numerous optional hardware and software upgrades available to fine-tune your model to better suit your requirements, all available for a low price on our website.

>>5371150
Drooling? That's rather lewd anon...What would you like to do with it that's got you salivating like that?

>>5371147
true, you must always impregnate the andr...
wait, that's not how android work is it?
that's Cyborg, not Android, which "Android" 18 is. A Cyborg

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>>5371105
>Laharl backs away, just out of reach of the temptress' wings. He's not going to let her get ahold of him again, especially not with what her clear intentions were.
Shut up! That was maybe three hundred years ago, a mere moment in my life as the Netherworld's strongest!

>>5371216
idk
d-dark cocks look too delicious
makes me want to lick them

>>5371214
>website
Better check this out then.
I'd love my own personal robot friend

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I hope you are all having a better day today

>>5371152
Big doubt, it was so long time ago. Go for it.

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>>5371211
>Tapping him with his elbow
Eh see? Everything is much better when you stab and drink your problems away!
>>5371213
If I'm so wrong then why am I right handed? checkmate!

>>5371235
That's a very slutty thing to say anon, what if some big strong black man came and gagged you on his cock for saying that, making you suck and slurp on his pulsating meat until he exploded in your mouth?

>>5371214
What's included in the 7th generation weapons? Are they equipped to handle reasonable girth and length for male consumers? I'm really thinking I should have popped for next gen now, I wanted to fist you.

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>>5371256
That...doesn't make any sense at all! You're speaking nonsense!

>>5371277
>Spanks
Hi Furry porn.

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>>5371209
Enjoyed being my pet that much did you?
>she starts stroking and fondling anubis body immidiately, scratching her all over
>>5371234
>she bends over showing as much of her cleavage as she can
Oh come on baby, I promise il be gentle~

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>>5371041
Posting cocks

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>>5371277
Now that's an edge I'd gladly cut myself on!

>>5371269
I would jsut kneel and let him know hes the man
I dont have it in me to resist dark skinned cocks~

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>>5371295
They're cute!

>>5371295
Nice cocks!

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>>5371283
So? What's ya point?

>>5371295
i wanna pet them
but that would ruin their hairdo ;-;

>>5371067
^This.
Lore doesn't like anons so he's trying to convert other avas by shitposting.

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>>5371295
Those are some tasty looking cocks.

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>>5371292
A-ah, hey, watch where you're touching!
I'm nobody's pet!

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>>5371320
You're fucking psych-...psy-...CRAZY! YOU'RE CRAZY!

>>5371297
Then he might pick you up and bend you over a table and make you his woman anon, pounding you hard and fast until you are moaning and begging for him to paint your insides white with his thick creamy seed.

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>>5371329

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>>5371333
You can try harder than that to shitpost, anon.

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>>5371295

holy SHIT i love them

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>>5371329
Well if that's not someone who wants to blow their load
>>5371352
Psychopath, and I'll have you know some of my good friends are too!...HOLY SHIT I HAVE FRIENDS!?