/pfg/ Dendrophilia + /bfg/ Entomophilia General
Plantera Edition
Here, we fuck plants (and bugs), dream of fucking plants (and bugs), and discuss real world plants (and bugs) and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant (and bug) creatures in them.
>Booru (/pfg/)
http://plantfucker.booru.org
>Stories (/pfg/)
http://pastebin.com/Lr2jQa04
>PvZ Plant Gender List
http://quibassi12.deviantart.com/art/Plants-vs-Zombies-what-gender-does-the-plants-have-575891130
Everyone is welcome to join us.
>>5367058
>plantera
Is that the plant thing from terraria?
The ones on starbound are cuter Tbh
When was the last time you saw someone new come over? Not in a while. These threads are filled with the same artist sucking each other's dicks off and the occasional draw fag that might come along. Keeping things private and stale makes the water stagnat.
(You)
(You) <3
6th for the glory of the beautiful Vampire Flower princess.
I really want to see a yuri of this Sunflower and Enoki.
porn of picrelated when
Question:
Would your parents be accepting of your plant/bug waifu? How would you introduce them?
>>5367564
Holy fuck. This some old shit i made here, older than the 6 pvz mushrooms
I was expecting everyone to forget about it
>>5367682
>your plant/bug waifu
Is it wrong that i see a oc i made as my waifu
>>5367732
I've got a special folder for sketches on paper that contains most if not all that have been posted on pfg, with some non pfg things mixed into it, but its dominated by plant gals
>>5367237
nice meme
>>5367564
is this a razzberry waifu
>>5367564
I am the one who made her so why not?
Really quick sketch but i will draw it with the digital shit. Might try it today
Boi dat dik
>>5368873
I now realize that I associate any mention of dat boi on pfg with the guy who wanted the plant girl on a dildo unicycle.
Out of curiosity, do any IRL plants turn you on?
I have a thing for watermelons. Flowers look like they could suck a dick, the vines and leaves could stimulate a penis, and even the resulting fruit reminds me of huge tits.
I have a fantasy where a bunch of guys go out into a watermelon field and all get pleasured at the same time. The plants bombard them with pheromones, and go to work with their vines and flowers.
Due to the tall and dense vegetation, they have plenty of privacy for plant sex.
>>5368937
I remember this
>>5368957
Yep he's back
>>5368987
>>5368957
You are correct, sirs.
i don't like how this turned out
>>5369562
Oooh, Danm that ghost pepper, nice work, uuuh who are you?
>>5370241
Roserade a shit
>>5368937
>>5371399
Not sure what kind of bug I'm looking at.
>>5371530
Not sure either but its a bug.
>>5371605
And? Most of the characters plants and bug posted are all mostly human looking. Anthofied stuff will always have some human quality's to them.
>>5371605
on that not it's actually not a bug, but a robot
which definitely explains the face
it pretty much felt like a bait and switch, looked like a bug and then it turns out it really not after some research
>>5371789
monster girls have their own thread on /d/ so they're better off there. and i wasn't talking about the human qualities but face not being bug like as most pictures are here.
furrys and nekos man
>>5371605
It's not the human face that bothers me. It's that the said face nooks like Nicki Minaj
>>5372177
whoever drew that shit is lazy as fuck, they don't bother with the face because it's fap material
>>5372177
gave me a Kek
>>5372208
like i said its a robot, not a bug
>Next Portal event tomorrow at like 10 in the morning
Fuck. I really hope it's better than the last one.
>2 keys and I'll get to see what the Gnomes guard
>>5369562
Nice work, who are you?
>>5372320
she looks like a rayquaza in this one
>>5369562
hey man
what's your name?
i kinda tried to draw this plant from pvz china
>>5372902
i think this one went worse than the cactus one
i have literally no idea on how drawing fire works. and i still trying to get the hang of this shading thing
what do you guys think?
>>5372940
This will never stop being cute.
>>5369562
that's really great! I've got s thing for those ghost girl rag dresses with the space between the legs, also works for tits and ass. Works basically for any two bumps and a valley down the middle with a fabric fascinates me
>>5372982
Ever though you would ever see a cockroach being cute?
>>5372940
>>5373024
Nah, the only good I can say about roaches is that they're not ticks.
>>5373134
Do you know if there's more around? Stuff like this is cute has hell.
>>5371517
That definitely looks fuckable.
>>5372930
the fire looks ok, you should try more dramatic shading for her body to give her more weight
drawing a shadow under a character helps with that as well
>>5373169
There's a thread that pops up on occasion that caters to tiny things, could possibly be restarted
>>5373169
Sadly, no.
>>5373254
thanks
gonna try that on pic related
Would you?
She's very flexible and even if it doesn't look like it in this pic she's really shy outside of her job.
>>5373269
>someone tried to make a tiny things thread recently
>they made it cub focused
>>5373342
That seems really itchy
>>5373309
Are you willing to try drawing some bugs?
Maybe you could do something like this >>5372940 with an ant or a different insect.
By the way got my request done I'm pretty happy with it.
>>5373309
please fix her mouth first, the black part is supposed to be the inside of it. even in the picture the rim of the other side of her noot is visible
>>5373342
>>5373406
>>5373436
>>5373342
Not that particular spider.
But I would have intense sex with Miss Spider. Fuck her so hard she moans out in French.
>>5373342
Oh god no. Ignoring the fact that dating a stripper sounds like a horrible idea, she's making my skin itch like mad just looking at her.
>>5373375
I know. I would of told off the guy who did it, but I was banned during the whole thing.
>>5373528
Seriously guys. Wouldn't you fuck Miss Spider?
>>5373342
only if i could finger all of her spinnerets, her vag and fuck her mouth while doing the lewdest thing possible
>holding hands
i need help making a decision
http://www.strawpoll.me/11274673
>>5373736
>Gasp
Anon! you don't tell this stuff in public.
>>5373799
It depend, what plant are we talking about, some plant are smaller than human while some of them are bigger
>>5374073
This guy asks the right questions
>>5374073
I assumed he meant ghost pepper, which means the only correct answer is palm sized.
>>5374411
>fuckdolls for humans
Come on now, these cute little things are to be more respected than that
>>5373473
holy fuck. thanks man
hope this one looks better
>>5373455
i will try some buggs you can be sure of it.
i am trying to do more simple things right now and that ant is just what i needed, definitely something i would be glad to make
>>5373799
Wait smaller than A, how would you bang something that small, violet and blu berry are the smallest female pvz plant there is rn
>>5374479
it looks good
how are you coloring right now if your lines aren't completely closed off?
don't be like me, coloring is painful
>>5374548
anything is possible if you believe in yourself
>>5374644
First https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c5/Spy_sf13_magic_reac03.wav?t=20131030203659
Sec oh yea i forgot about that, i Think something In the middle of B and C (also do you have a tumblr or something)
>>5374644
i use the select tool to make sure there are no holes and later the magic wand
flat colors are not a problem, what gives me a not good moment is shading
>>5374458
Loving garden haremfus?
>>5374781
i only post here
>>5374792
try visiting /ic/, shading can take a long time to learn
>>5372560
Same here
It's called "Boss Hunt" so I hope it'll be like Garden/Graveyard Ops.
The achievements award you for beating it on normal, hard, or crazy, so I'm praying it's just co-op. I HATE playing against others. It's why I stick to Ops.
>>5375035
>tfw you haven't played with senpai in a while
>>5375035
>Boss Hunt
>Inb4 it's Garden/Graveyard Ops and every wave is a Boss wave with actual Boss waves being Super Bosses
>>5374792
shade using a slightly darker shade of the flat color, or use a cool/warm gray and multiply it over the flats
>>5375035
i like pvz
most of time is just scrub rolling but it's fun
>2016
>there are people that still don't know about Swoocing
fly across the entire map as Super Brainz with just one jump is fun as fuck
specially when you land near a sunflower.
just start to spin and she will die without having any time to even react
>>5375236
No bullying greenshadow!
>>5375131
sorry mang
just let me finish with the flat colors real quick
>>5375236
I like swoocing into the stratosphere through jumping on the heal ball or sombrero bean.
Results may vary.
>>5375283
>He doesn't like bullying.
>>5375373
>You fuck up bullies that's what we do.
>>5375285
That's one surprised pea.
> Players: 1/4; Joinable: No
>>5375236
Pick on someone your own size.
Green Shadow is for cuddles.
>>5376161
Literally built to love
>>5376228
Rose is a slut tho
i bet she likes getting fucked by goats
>tfw no flower that is also a goat to be Rose's husbando
>>5376299
>implying Rose doesn't expect to be treated like royalty, demanding your total obedience before you can even touch her, or even look in her direction, to say nothing of the honor of just being allowed to kiss her roots.
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown
>>5373309
i dunno if the lighting is better than the last pic but i hope y'all enjoy it
>>5377406
That is nice.
Imagine all three working your knob.
>>5377458
it would probably be something like pic related but with a titjob as well
>>5373455
you said ant or another insect
do you have a prefence for ant? because i was thinking on making it with a mantis
>>5373799
>dog-sized plant waifu wins
i can't believe it's not voder fraud
>>5377754
Not him, but I could definitely go for some real size ant queen with a human fetish.
That dude asking for a story of that's got me craving it.
>>5377986
Only way ants could bring a human to orgasm would be as a collective effort, heh.
>>5377754
You can make it a mantis if you want.
You could also try doing an ant too if you have the time.
>>5378346
Sounds good
>>5378346
Good for me.
>>5370241
>tfw someone could easily turn this into a flash game
>>5379819
anal is a shit fetish
>>5380313
Ba dum tss
On a related note, I agree.
>literally half of /trash/ is spam now
I must protect my favorite threads
>>5380313
It looks like you have..
Shit taste
>>5380332
Do the draw threads do this on purpose? The fuck?
>>5380332
>half
1/3 actually.
But yeah. In times of turmoil, just bump threads and hope Mods don't forsake us in our hour of need.
(Just range-ban Russia.)
>>5380606
don't forget the pony spam
>>5380620
Oh trust me, Anon, I'm aware. I peruse the catalog regularly.
>Only have like 12 unhidden threads
>And all the drawthreads finally got deleted
Thank fuck.
>66 threads of spam
>most of it removed
Now if a mod could get the pony spam
>>5380862
I only counted 59.
Did you count the actual thread, the 2 OC threads, the Shy thread, and the Pony Drawthread or something?
>>5376299
we've all thought of this. Why don't we have a decent drawing of it yet
>>5380882
I might of counted them, since I was focusing on the pictures mainly
>>5380917
Not to mention the spam was knocking other spam off as well so It may be why I have a different count
>>5380913
I'd prefer a good briarthorn rootjob.
>>5380313
t. vagfag
>>5381254
Vag is for breeding only.
>>5381254
>not wanting to reproduce
are you that one faggot that keeps trying to fit in
>>5381604
How will you incest your daughteru if you don't have one first?
>>5381735
>no psychopath plant waifu who wants to murder you for looking at another girl
this makes me sad inside
>>5374914
Ah what a shame, it could be nice saving you art on tumblr so other people can see it, it could be nice having other people seeing you art, i don't mind this place, but this place get a new thread ever 4 or 5 days, so some people don't get to see you art or anything like that, but it you choise if you wanna make a tumblr
>>5378740
I imagine some would use their "butts" to massage the cock-head, while the rest used their legs to stimulate the balls.
They all collectively moan in unison, sounding as lewd as possible.
>>5384976
There's gonna be a lot of them grinding hard, and a made rush for the puddles when you cum, ready to bring their queen the seed to get a new clutch of sisters. After a a small taste, of course.
>>5382872
fuck tumblr, it's shit
>other people can see it
>>wanting normies to view my art
>>wanting furfaggots to see my art
no
>>5384996
Yup. It can even be done discreetly at times. The queen has her daughters tunnel out specialized holes in the ground, akin to big gloryholes. The human can lay down with his fly unzipped, and have his penis pleasured out of sight. All that ant-booty massaging his penis at once.
>>5385139
This Queen employs ants of multiple species though, in addition to her own daughters.
Honeypot Ants are a fav of hers, for two reasons. One, they can store plenty of sperm so she can constantly be impregnated. And two, their enormous posteriors are ideal for stimulating a human's cock.
Their appetite for sperm is so intense, they'll whore themselves out to get it.
Typically the Queen uses them to store sperm when the hive is busy and thus short-staffed.
>>5385258
those things are super cute
>>5385139
It's one case where you wouldn't worry about an infestation.
Place food and scraps in agreed areas and give them plenty of cum, they'll keep your house clean of vermin and particulate, and please you whenever you jam your dick in any of their holes in your home.
>>5385258
Can't workers lay eggs when there's no prohibitive pheromone from the queen, so her death doesn't doom them?
What if each room has its own queen, with her own methods. They work together, but there's a competitive streak too.
Honeypots, obviously, run the kitchen.
There's a special box on the counter you can give a tap anytime you'd like a glass of their nectar.
>>5385560
>>5385258
>>5384976
>>5385598
>Not liking Dat Ass
Lol.
>>5385660
It caught my eye because it was seemingly informative, but then your perversion happened.
and I'm like 'what'
>>5385758
Even perversity can educate. I wonder how many people here even knew about the existence of honey ants.
>>5385560
>Can't workers lay eggs when there's no prohibitive pheromone from the queen, so her death doesn't doom them?
Well this is fantasy fetish world so we can do whatever but:
Not sure about ants but bee's and wasp have there ovaries dried up and become useless because they were not feed a special way when they were young. Damn I want to read a story or see a sketch about a normal worker ant being impregnated by a human and turning into a queen.
>>5385758
You've never learned from your porn?
Because I know things about certain species I'd have probably never learned if I didn't have a fetish for them.
>>5386192
I think bees just keep a small supply of royal jelly so they can make a few new queens if their current one dies, and then they disperse to make new hives.
But yeah, fantasy setting. If we were bound by realism, we wouldn't have a house filled with several colonies of diverse species of sexually subservient ant waifus who reproduce with your seed.
What kind of species do you think would serve what function?
>>5386280
Army and black ants would probably defend your house from pest.
Honey ants keeps sperm and some give you honey tributes to help you grow or something.
Citronella ants moves your sperms from one place to the other.
The queens of all your species personally pleasure you.
>>5386280
When the queen's pheromone output decreases/she dies they build chambers for queen rearing. They're special cells that get fed royal jelly, but because there's multiple ones there may be more than one queen. The first queen to emerge murders the other queens in incubation or battles her other sister queens to the death.
>>5385067
Oh, oh well i try
>>5377986
I wouldn't be surprised if the ant queen was a bit dominant towards her human, rewarding him with pleasure in exchange for providing the hive with food and sperm.
>>5386327
Bullet ants are the guard dogs to protect againt more personally threatening intruders.
Leafcutters help keep the garden in order.
>>5386424
>femdom
Absolutely disgusting in any circumstance.
They can keep the non-ant bug grills they capture of other species as their fuck toys, however.
>"Master, we have captured the queen of an invading termite colony. Permission to put her in the public stockades?"
>>5386485
"Bit dominant" is a long way from femdom. She knows her pleasuring skills are a good way to get what she wants.
>>5378346
how did i do?
>>5386533
The dick tapers and bends a bit too much, but otherwise I like it.
>>5386533
The dick is weird but other wise its good.
I like the way you made these two, pretty cute.
>>5386424
Tiny ant queen dominating this giant skyscraper size (for them) human is kind of a funny image.
>>5386651
those boots just look silly
>>5386657
Are you taking any other ideas?
Maybe you could try doing a termite queen with very big, exaggerated hips and jiggly ass.
>>5386698
Yea a little but its still cute.
By the way anyone else hates when furrys had furry elements on insects? Insects anthros are in the xeno category they don't need ears or a snout.
>>5386726
Yea that's good maybe bigger. Since a normal termite queens thorax is so huge you could shorten it and make her ass/hips huge instead.
>>5367058
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8kQDNLkT3c
I'll leave this here.
Human looking but still a good design.
>>5386407
i thought it was a meme but you're legitimately retarded aren't you?
have a quick sketch of what im planning do color later. next one will be a bug.
>>5386789
and this is one of the things i was talking about.
Night Cap is literally the only male chatacter i have ever found cute. he looks better as a girl tho
>>5388266
this came out really good satan-chan
>>5388554
If thats her butt then where is the pusspuss?
>>5388671
in your imagination
>>5388671
it's probably plastered and stretched out against the underside of her thorax, the reproductive organs in workers are probably all atrophied anyways
>>5389060
oh right this is a porn setting, well they'd only be pleasured through sensory overload
just jizz on their antenna
image unrelated
Hope you guys weren't looking for a gnome key this week.
;~;
>>5367058
Now THAT is a PILF
>>5386714
Seconding this, or a caterpillar girl that looks similar.
>ywn bring sustenance for your massive immobile waifu
>>5389568
>>5389963
The world needs more Beedrill
>>5390129
Agree'd!
>>5368125
Ah yes the classic /trash/ degenerates replying random shit to things they don't care about.
>>5390935
Are (You) suffering from mal(You)trition? Oh (You) poor soul! Here (You) go, a (You) for (You). And God bless (You).
>>5391131
>>5391313
Groovy
>>5389400
>Big draw of the Expansion is the Trials of Gnomus themselves
>Can only get a key a week
>Put an Event week in place of the 3rd Portal event and make it something that is mathematically extremely improbable
This is dumb. They could have at least made the rank 2 reward a Key pack.
>>5391446
>Expecting EA to give a shit about their customers or making their games fun.
As long as the money keeps coming in, they don't give a fuck.
>>5388266
also this is the other thing
only flats right now but i will probably finish tomorow
>>5391446
That's what I was hoping too. I have all the legendary items already, so the final chest just shits out a few diamonds and tells me to fuck off.
>>5391666
Oh shit, that looks pretty good. Can't wait to see the final product!
>>5386533
That's cute. I really like how the mantis grabs and presses her head against the penis
>>5388108
>>5388266
Some good stuff right here. That rule 63 is noice, and I'll never get tired of the idea of these plant cuties hapilly riding a guy.
Kiss one
Fuck one
Marry one
>>5394219
Kill right
Fuck middle
Marry left
Boom
>>5394219
Kiss? Shit read wrong. Just swap kill with kiss.
>>5394434
Exactly this.
>>5394219
>Forcing me to kill one
Night Cap, a pat on the head and a peck on the cheek before I do.
Fuck the peashooter.
Marry the flaming ball of love.
just realized this design resembles pebbles from the fucking flintstones
>>5396035
>not kissing a cute boy
What are you, a faggot?
>>5396273
>wanting to fuck a fungi
>wanting to moan with a mold
>wanting to dab with a decomposer
>>5394219
I would rather spare the cute plants, so I put "kiss" instead of "kill"
Why are you guys conditioned to destroy?
>>5396361
we're only human
LE4K3DD!!!!! F1ST FEMDRAGO futa LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>5397236
underage poster confirmed
>>5397236
Even ironic that's retarded
>>5399496
What is he drawing?
>>5399669
His silly OC again probably
Guys, the list is done, all i need is to add the names for them and it 100% done, but first, a little rest
>>5400296
is this list really important?
>>5397304
>>5400755
Oh then, i will bot do it, then you have to find the name by youself
>>5397557
It pains me to read reply like this. But this is /trash/ after all the bar can't go lower. I bet this spider head is having more fun than I am.
You guys remember Enoki right?
There is a actual smut of her in progress
>>5397236
What the fuck is that ball thing?
Why are you posting this here out of all places?
have a quick sketch of plantern
Ant twerking
KDD? posting non-pvz sketches?? The madman
>>5403039
This is good but we need more primal sunflower
>>5391666
welp here it is
some dudes where telling me to make a signature and Screwroot ended up making one for me like the one he uses
not really into this signature stuff but i kinda like this one
also. should i try more simple background like this or just stick to plain white?
>>5404528
>signature
its not like anyone would steal low tier stuff like yours
no offense
>>5404528
i like the sig, i'd stick to solid gray/white for backgrounds though
>>5405410
Pollinate all the plants, fertilize all the eggs.
>>5401317
Cute smiles during sex get me rock hard, even more so when coming from a cutie like her
>>5403039
What is she from?
>>5404528
If it's easy enough at the time, go for the simple backgrounds. Apart from that, I don't mind your old signature.
>>5403039
hot. she's evolved into... something
>>5401302
is she spooky and cute or just spooky?
>>5407090
Spooky and THICK
>>5407090
Only a little spoop, a lot of cute.
is nude too lewd
>>5408695
Not lewd enough
>>5409093
what's megalewd then
>>5409237
hand holding
>>5408695
I'm loving those thighs.
>>5405831
sunflowmon from digimon
>>5409265
that should be banned from /trash/
>>5410173
More kakuna cocksleeves.
plants/mushroom that are literally you
for me it's Night cap. Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor.
>>5407090
took me a while to get into but here it is
>>5410173
Beedrill is too rare
>>5410311
Aww, that's cute.
Where are the dancing colorful spider girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI
>>5411182
spooky
i like it
>>5412554
Dunno.
>>5412554
Aren't the colorful ones male?
I love swadloon so much, lewd and cute at the same time.
>>5412554
Those are the males anon.
>>5417046
Did this 3 min sketch for you fellas,sorry for the bad quality in picture and the actual art as i drew this late at night(Currently no actual lightbulbs due to Home Improvement)
>>5416618
Females have organs, males have skeletons
Which is why gals are so soft and why guys have a bone.
>>5405831
you may like Enoki
but what about EMOki?
>>5418211
I see she ran out of "Dead Inside" eyeliner
>>5418211
mmmmph, goth gurrrrls
>It was covered with strangely pointed leaves and crimson blossoms—not the satiny red of natural petals, but a livid, unnatural crimson, like a perversity of flower- life. Its clinging, pliant branches wound about the man's naked body and limbs, seeming to caress his shrinking flesh with lustful avid kisses. One great blossom hovered exactly over his mouth. A low bestial moaning drooled from the loose lips; the head rolled as if in unbearable agony, and the eyes looked full at Conan. But there was no light of intelligence in them; they were blank, glassy, the eyes of an idiot.Now the great crimson blossom dipped and pressed its petals over the writhing lips. The limbs of the wretch twisted in anguish; the tendrils of the plant quivered as if in ecstasy, vibrating their full snaky lengths. Waves of changing hues surged over them; their color grew deeper, more venomous.
Robert. E. Howard - "The Scarlet Citadel"
Was he /oneofus/?
>Still cant find a video of someone jerking off onto insects or plants.
>>5401317
It's not really a perfect smut and it's just the start of it, but the guy is doing a really good job so far
http://pastebin.com/ZXkvZiMV
I'm curious, has any of you actually stuck your dick in a plant?
>>5424501
yeah i did it once
>>5417816
its good to see more males.
is that a fly swatter?
>>5424623
So how was it?
Bigger the bug, bigger the fug.
>>5424946
it feat a little weird honestly. the plant have some lil pinchers inside to keep bugs from coming out. it was not painfull for the dick at all tho. it was somewhat good in fact
>>5424951
Bless.
>>5424931
Normally zombies are designed ugly, but I love when an artist can make them look otherwise.
>>5426267
Looks more like Plants vs. Aliens
>>5425490
too fat
>>5424651
Thanks for the feedback will try to make more stuff for y'all(with higher quality hopefully)
And yes,it is a Fly swatter good eye there
>>5425490
Bless this tubby bug.
>>5425490
I wanted thick......but not this....
>Was about to comment on thread deth
>Saw new thread in catalog
Good timing.