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HG Autumn Games continued
Day 4
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>>5363239
>mfw Izaya doesn't care about the spider waifu
>spider waifu is all over him anyway
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>>5363263
Pffft. That lady would probably never appreciate that wasn't water, tea, or alcohol. And it was all proverbial, genius.
>>5363303
What, did you take me for an idiot?
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>>5363296
Why would I care about trash?
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>>5363333
>nerf this
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>>5363267
Night 4
>>5363303
Who the fuck are you calling an idiot you little piece of shit? I'll end you.
In case your insignificant brain really hadn't managed to realize this, guess what? Gaining weight takes time. You can lift and lift and lift, and it doesn't matter if you aren't eating enough. Well, you'll get a little stronger, but you won't be adding any muscle tissue. You can be the most intense weightlifter in the goddamned world and not gain a pound if you don't eat enough, you motherfucking insanely dumb asshate
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>>5363342
Something about kindred spirits
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>>5363327
Yeah, yeah, it was a generalisation. I'd be surprised if someone from Gensokyo even knew what Coke WAS. And I dunno what you're talking about when you say "proverbial". The gambling?
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Who the fuck are you calling an idiot you little piece of shit? I'll end you.
In case your insignificant brain really hadn't managed to realize this, guess what? Gaining weight takes time. You can lift and lift and lift, and it doesn't matter if you aren't eating enough. Well, you'll get a little stronger, but you won't be adding any muscle tissue. You can be the most intense weightlifter in the goddamned world and not gain a pound if you don't eat enough, you motherfucking insanely dumb asshate
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>>5363393
That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.
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>>5363327
No, you aren't an idiot, whoever thinks Davey is "Cultivating Mass" is.
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>>5363372
Hey I'm not tra-... Wait no o pretty much am.... I'm not spider trash!
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>>5363408
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>5363363
Day 5
>>5363416
>>5363393
>>5363363
I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH KNOWLEDGE, AND THEN WITH MY FISTS
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>>5363416
Something's extremely wrong when your hands are almost as long as your head is.
>>5363373
Hey, I do. And she only said that IF she was the betting type.
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>>5363426
You're even worse: A Spider's trash
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>>5363435
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
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>>5363239
>>5363265
Going for a threesome Izaya? He can watch at the very least.
>>5363227
Did you know I'm currently mating with a human?
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>>5363446
Only 'cause you came here and found it out, but let's shut up about it before I get defensive about it.
...Oh. If she was, then she'd gamble... I'm gonna hold my tongue on that before I say something I regret.
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>>5363426
At least she looks okay from the waist up.
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>>5363472
LEAVE THE POOR CITIZEN ALONE! I WILL TAKE HIS PLACE AND SACRIFICE MYSELF, IF IT MEANS BRINGING YOU DOWN
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>>5363449
Listen to my man. He's not bullshitting. Me and my boy here killed over 600 terrorists between the both of us during our black ops missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? That's because you're a little bitch who does nothing but talk shit on the internet while waiting for his hot pockets to finish heating in his mother's microwave. I know a hacker in the CIA who could get me the IP to your (or more likely, your parents') house like that. Then guess what happens? I come right on down to that basement you're sitting in and I beat your fat ass to a pulp. Shit, I probably wouldn't even have to do that. I've got buddies in high places, brother. Buddies who wouldn't hesitate to help me out by sending a couple Predator missiles your way and then claiming it was just a horrible accident. Yeah, well the only horrible thing about that "accident" is going to be when you realize you posted on the wrong board and you fucked with the wrong Devil Dog. HOORAH.
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>>5363437
Night 5
>>5363492
You clearly mean drop dead gorgeous, and her other half is a fine specimen as well.
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>>5363492
>it's an oldfag plays an ooc hooker and acts relevant episode
please reply to me
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>>5363437
Let's go shithead, you and me right now!
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>>5363521
>240 lbs of man tackles your ass into a half mount
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>>5363426
You may be trash but you're my trash
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>>5363489
Nope. I went to the outside world to get my know-how of tanks, you know.
And frankly? She'd probably be unbeatably lucky anyways.
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>>5363515
She looks drop dead gorgeous from the waist up to the neck down.
>>5363518
Define relevant.
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>>5363551
BASED WIGGINS
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>>5363551
if Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn had a child
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>>5363521
Feast
>>5363567
You clearly aren't an optometrist
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>>5363447
S-Should wouldn't call me trash...
>>5363492
And I'm just a wreck from the feat up huh?
>>5363556
O-Oh...
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>>5363584
That was the joke, yeah.
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>>5363584
Yeah, uh, I suppose you just realized that she did, but in a nice way.
C'mon man, Aussies love spiders! Get the motorboat started!
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>>5363564
Maybe I should say it again just in case you didn't hear it; let's shut up about it before we get into a shouting match, yeah? The hero's done enough of that today.
...Irrational, happy-go-lucky, and undeniably lucky... I like the sound of that! It's like I heard a description of me! What does she look like, and can I give her a high five?
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>>5363583
Optometrists clearly can't count.
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evens OG sailor moon
odds sailor moon crystal
dubs dangan
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>>5363599
I'm not just a physical wreck, I'm also an emotional one...
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>>5363584
Marry me Izaya
>>5363493
Only he can go down
>>5363518
Can't tell who that was directed to
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>>5363624
Say something mean back to me dammit. It isn't fun otherwise.
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>>5363619
>Assist for greater justice
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>>5363646
OKAY, GOOD, BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY WORRIED THAT I MIGHT HAVE HAD TO BE NEAR YOU
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>>5363619
>>5363655
WHAT HAVE I DONE
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>>5363614
Yeah, but I'm me, this is what I do. Actually, the 'new' her is very...mellow? Eh. She doesn't really lend herself towards any particularly intense motion.
>>5363614
And seriously? I thought you'd know what the looks like by now, she does pop up basically whenever here.
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>>5363622
Night 6
>>5363618
They can, that's why they're digging the whole eye situation going on there. It's not like most spiders actually have very good vision anyways.
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>>5363605
I'll pass man...
>>5363646
No.
>>5363648
Uh... Um... Y-Your gay
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i love when sometimes the thread transform into a typical mexican novel
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Guys, I think I tackled the kid so hard all his matter was converted into kinetic energy, what do?
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>>5363681
Unless you want to hear what happened today, please keep quiet about it. And she may be mellow, but I still thought of myself when I heard those words... That's good, right?
And no, I don't know what she looks like. All I gathered was that description Ivan gave to me, or should I say... Vanya? Yeah. I don't know much about Reimu, save for what you told of me.
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>>5363551
Dude chill out! Holy shit.
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>>5363698
W-Wiggins that's not logical in more than one way.
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>>5363698
Be proud of yourself?
Shit man, I dunno.
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>>5363698
Convert him into potential energy.
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>>5363698
What you said was incredibly stupid, but nothing of real value was lost and-
>>5363732
Oh nevermind, he's back.
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>>5363706
>It clashes with nostalgia so hard that it might as well be an unstoppable force and an immovable object. Plus, and this might just be me, but seeing Tuxedo Mask's eyes through his mask is unsettling
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>>5363683
Day 7
>>5363739
I'm proud in the sort of shameful way you're proud after eating more than you've ever eaten
>>5363746
Brilliant!
>drives to Chicago
>takes elevator to the top of whatever they call the Sears tower now
>>5363763
Ha, and you thought it was stupid. He came back the second I had enough potential energy!
>>5363732
>now on top of the Sears Tower
You told me you wanted to go
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>>5363722
You two? You're completely different.
>She sighs in annoyance, and briefly floats up and holds her hand sideways
About yea tall, long brown hair, brown eyes, wears a weird red ribbon on it. Typical red-white shrine maiden outfit, but with weird, detached sleeves. I'd go on, but. you get the point.
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>>5363786
It is still stupid, I just came out to state it and to tell you to go back into hosting, but you were just one step ahead of me. Carry on.
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>>5363786
Night 7
>>5363814
I can't believe you call yourself a scientist when observations like these are being made!
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>>5363786
I'm impressed by your efforts, Mister! Even if this whole situation was pretty out of place, At least you managed to get the kid without any injuries.
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>>5363806
Hush, hush, let the hero dream in piece of a world where he finds someone as energetic as he is... Yeah, right. The only chance THAT'll happen is when Amelia comes over somehow from what Estonia told me.
And, uh, I kinda get the picture now. Commie said she has purple hair, however, so is that a different Reimu you're talking about? You did confirm there were two, after all.
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i know almost everyone is sleeping right now. but those who aren't sleeping what we can do now?
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>>5363819
Day 8, winner next slide!
>>5363836
Long drive to Chicago from here, but worth it!
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>>5363665
You can watch later if you want
>>5363687
>
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>>5363844
You dream too much. And that's "my" her. More or less the same, but little shorter and her sleeves actually make sense.
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>>5363876
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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>>5363871
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>>5363859
say no to drugs
stay in school
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>>5363871
And we have a winner!
>>5363896
Congrats!
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>>5363884
It's a big world, after all. The hero needs to have a vivid imagination or else he'll turn into an old fart like Iggy!
Alright, I get the picture now. A bit tall, has weird clothes, looks like Poland had a field day with her appearance, I get it. Still sounds like a cool gal, to be honest.
>>5363920
Congrats to the fox girl, and thank ya for hosting!
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>>5363920
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THIS IS NOW A DOOMGUY THIGH APPRECIATION THREAD
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>>5363920
Thank you for the battle... I was rather close this one.
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>>5363920
Congrats again
>>5363943
Hold up, I got some juicy thicc thighs that belong to a guy that brings doom
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>>5363943
Fight me.
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>>5363938
Whatever. But it's better just seeing her in person. And she really doesn't get attached to anyway.
...I don't wanna talk about her.
>>5363920
Congrats...thing. And thanks for the show.
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>>5363966
Thank you for the game, Host.
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>>5363977
Alright
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>>5363966
Placements!
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>>5363986
>pounces on
>>5363966
Thanks for hosting
>>5363938
Thaaanks
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>>5363986
Hey, the hero has his ways of getting people to like him. Even if they work about... 87% of the time, they still work.
Then let's not talk about her, silly! I've got my fair share of stories to tell you, too! Most of them ALWAYS happen during the World Meetings, actually!
>>5364033
You're welcome, miss... Ma'am? I dunno.
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>>5364029
And here are the top 24 in the standings right now,
Entire list of 85 entries here http://pastebin.com/VNS5rzph
Rank ||| Tribute ||| Points ||| Kills ||| Games
1 ||| Emiya Kiritsugu ||| 66.25 ||| 3 ||| 2
2 ||| Suzuha ||| 55.75 ||| 4 ||| 2
3 ||| Rika ||| 55.25 ||| 1 ||| 3
4 ||| Alfred Jones ||| 50.5 ||| 1 ||| 2
5 ||| Kid Baki ||| 48.5 ||| 4 ||| 1
6 ||| Metal Gear Hope ||| 48.25 ||| 2 ||| 1
7 ||| Furry Porn ||| 46 ||| 0 ||| 2
8 ||| Junpei Iori ||| 39 ||| 0 ||| 2
9 ||| Sanae Kochiya ||| 36 ||| 2 ||| 1
10 ||| The Netherlands ||| 36 ||| 1 ||| 1
11 ||| Fox girl ||| 36 ||| 6 ||| 1
12 ||| Eggman-kun ||| 35.5 ||| 1 ||| 2
13 ||| Gou Shijima ||| 34.5 ||| 2 ||| 1
14 ||| Sorey ||| 34.5 ||| 0 ||| 1
15 ||| DADGUY ||| 34.5 ||| 2 ||| 1
16 ||| Rick Harrison ||| 33.75 ||| 1 ||| 1
17 ||| Semi-Traditional Raven ||| 33.5 ||| 3 ||| 1
18 ||| Takumi Hijirihara ||| 33 ||| 1 ||| 1
19 ||| Samurai ||| 33 ||| 6 ||| 1
20 ||| Rinnosuke Morichika ||| 32.5 ||| 2 ||| 2
21 ||| Xenomorph ||| 31.5 ||| 0 ||| 1
22 ||| Starman ||| 31.5 ||| 3 ||| 1
23 ||| Sylvie Paula Paula ||| 30 ||| 1 ||| 1
24 ||| A Nii-nja ||| 30 ||| 2 ||| 1
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>>5364067
Eighth out of 85? Nice
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>>5364027
Did you say something, kid?
Get out from my way, You're not the one I want to fight.
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>>5364054
It's just her nature.
And why do I doubt that any of them're any good?
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>>5364100
Though you moved up in the standings, the gap between you and the leader grew. Remember, only the winner gets the prize!
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thanks yuno
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>>5364111
I've got a resolve stronger than Russia's winter, you know. Maybe even stronger than Russia himself.
'Cause you think of me when I say World Meetings, but that simply ain't the case! Let good 'ol America tell you a few stories, huh? 300 years gives you quite a tale to tell!
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>>5364154
>She just rolls her eyes
They probably all revolve around you, anyways.
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>>5364186
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>>5364186
>
...Shush, Rika. I ain't THAT pretentious. Some of them aren't ALL about me. I mean, I have a few ones about the others, but my ones are usually the most humorous. I'm not called the Star-Spangled Idiot for nothing, after all.
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>>5364224
This qt spuder rivals Rachera's qtness.
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>>5364232
I think my point still stands, either way.
>>5364224
Don't even think about it.
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>>5364262
>jumps on
>>5364255
<3
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>>5364262
Look, you said you didn't wanna talk about Reimu, so I'm gonna give you some insight on what we nations do when we all have a meeting! Pick a nation, and I'll tell you a story on what they do at a World Meeting! Any of THESE handsome fellas, yeah?
>
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>>5364305
>She flies straight backwards
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everyone die?.
this is heaven to me.
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>>5364327
>jumps after
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>>5364342
>
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>tfw your internet connection has been down for four hours
>Would anyone want a game that may not finish?
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>>5364352
yes. why not?
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>>5364352
>If you're up for it.
>>5364342
>She continues soaring back.
>>5364306
>She rolls her eyes
Germany.
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>>5364380
>lands in your hair
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Give me 24.
No duplicates.
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>>5364394
chara
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>>5364394
Ram's cute spider
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>>5364394
Colonel Sanders
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>>5364394
Nii-Nja
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>>5364399
>image
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>>5364394
Midway
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>>5364380
Alright, Germany! Ludwig Beilschmidt! At least I think that's his last name. Anyway, it all started when Germany heard of the first modern Santa, yeah? It was Christmas time, and Gilbert... Well, me and Finland kinda did too, told him about Santa. You still with me?
>>5364394
The Star-Spangled Hero
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>>5364394
Shipmaster Kaito
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>>5364394
Atago
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>>5364394
Vic Viper
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>>5364394
Samurai
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>>5364394
Hatohara Mirai
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>>5364394
Pancake-chan
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>>5364363
This is so cute it makes me want to vomit.
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>>5364394
Señor Manguera
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>>5364394
Metal Gear Hope
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>>5364394
Junpei Iori
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>>5364394
Catbert
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>>5364394
Spike
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>>5364394
Yuel
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>>5364394
Rika
>>5364393
>She was still flying backwards at running speeds.
>>5364418
"The first"?
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>>5364394
ditto ninetales form
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>>5364394
Ririchiyo
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>>5364394
Zaveid
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>>5364394
Goro Akechi
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>>5364394
/v/-tan
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>>5364394
Police-kun
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>>5364394
Wekapipo
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>>5364394
Muñeca System
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>>5364437
if i have to be cute to kill someone. im going to do it.
>
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As I have stated, there is a chance for this to end prematurely. So make your requests quick.
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>>5364394
Maria and Harusame
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Who is the most cancerous avatar in the thread?
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>>5364571
Aside from the company, I'm good.
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>>5364571
It appears I was too slow to join this coming duel.
I pray for luck to the duelist in this trial of wits and skill
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>>5364571
I heard nothing so I will start. Starting.
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>>5364592
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>>5364476
...Crap, I meant "first heard of the modern Santa". Totally messed up THAT wording, sorry. Yeah, when he first heard of the mordern Santa, he was a bit confused at why an obese man would keep asking for more fattening sweets. It just perplexed him, so he had a goal this year round. You wanna guess what it was?
>>5364571
Here we go! Go ahead!
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>>5364592
now. probably me anon-senpai
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>>5364483
Good evening ririchiyo
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>>5364616
You two picked the wrong coupla CEOs to mess with.
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>>5364618
read nigga, i said avatars
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>>5364616
Haha.. I'm really unlucky today.
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>>5364616
T-There was someone here? Oh, I just fired at random, you must believe me...
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>>5364616
Oh fuck I didn't even mae it to the first night...
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>>5364616
Two failed attacks and one cat of mercy. Why?
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>come back to /trash/
>finally found the thread amidst teeth girl flood
I feel like I came out of a fucking hurricane of forced memes.
I'm glad HG protects me from this stupid shit.
/blog post
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>>5364681
Cause these old bones don't move too quick nowadays.
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>>5364625
Either lying in wait, waiting, and ambushing him for questioning, or going to the North Pole to find him.
>>5364681
Get up.
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>>5364647
Pleasure doing buisness with you again Sanders. Rest assured, I will find ways to make your employees get paid even less then they already are.
>>5364681
>Helps sanders
>Immidiately gets free food from an "unknown" sponsor.
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>>5364665
Look /v/! It's that unicorn!
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>>5364681
>Minimal leak detected
...It only hurts a little.
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>>5364618
Does it matter? They are still in.
>>5364681
COUNTER
Your ability to plan attacks never ceases to disappoint me.
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>>5364706
Long as the chicken don't get worse, it's all gravy to me, eheheheheh!
>>5364723
Oh I'll get myself up bout an hour before the crack a dawn, get ready for the early bird rush!
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>>5364638
Evening, stranger
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>>5364688
The catalog exists for a reason, now please excuse me whilst I add that to your person totally not blackmail record.
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>>5364707
What unicorn?
>>5364723
Well obviously not now.
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>>5364681
Man, it sure is huge around here. Is this a place in America or something? Maybe I can find it on this handy map I found somehow!
>>5364703
Nope. That's what he would have done during World War Two. Instead of placing down things like cookies and all that, he placed fruit and veggies along with workout skim milk! Yeah, it wasn't as humorous as you would have thought, but it's still a story that's interesting. Oh, and he left a note, too! I might not actually have it around, but I can try and "read" it to you if you want! What he would have said!
>>5364723
'Kay, I'll stay up since the hero does everything! Go to bed, you lot!
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>>5364723
Duel 2
There's even less attacking than the first day.
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>>5364723
I keep shooting but they keep moving...hm? Actualy aiming at their vitals? that goes against my- it's already too late...
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>>5364744
THAT unicorn.
You know the one.
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>>5364749
...You really are all idiots out there, aren't you?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7R5j8tLgE8
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>>5364723
Oh shit I just read that counter kill at the bottom.
>>5364768
I have no idea what you could be talking about.
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>>5364762
The weapon must have been must larger than her.
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>>5364771
"Rule of comedy", Rika. The manga Japan made of us all IS a comedy series, after all. And that was just for Germany! Do you want me to guess what he said or not?
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>>5364789
Oh, please, I don't believe life lends itself purposefully towards that.
And I'd assume something about suggesting him to watch his health.
>>5364787
Hyah!
Huff...puff...too damn unwieldy.
How'd I mistake you for her? She never would've fell for that....
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>>5364787
America and corporate business always go hand in hand
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>>5364787
Duel 3
Suddenly there are more attacks. An animal kills another. Something based in the country kills it. One that works on machines is killed by one.
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>>5364833
Everyone decides not to sleep.
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>>5364820
You obviously haven't spent a day in our world. Things happen that would generally be classified as "What the hell did I just witness?" Really, it's chaotic. Anyway, here's what I THINK he said;
"Dear Santa,
Amerika, Gilbert and Finland told me about jou, and I must admit I am horribly confused. Vhy are jou asking to have more sveets if jou're so obese Amerika looks skinny in comparison? Please, have these vegetables instead. It vouldn't kill jou to lose a few pounds.
Lots of love,
Ludwig Beilschmidt."
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>>5364894
Only one loser from here. It must be upsetting.
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>>5364833
I don't appreciate the irony!
>>5364898
Yeah. I have. I spent MONTHS in the outside world. Don't imply I didn't, you're just dumbasses.
And I wasn't entirely off the mark.
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>>5364935
Duel 4
The supplies were worthless.
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>>5364969
The final three has the three biggest killers.
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*well. is bedtime
*this is one of the days i dont want to remeber just because i spell pain like paint
*and because other thing i wont mention
*goodnight
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>>5365005
Duel 5
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>>5364945
OUR world, you idiot. Our world is much weirder than you think. Just because we live in the outside world... And besides; RULE OF COMEDY. Yeah, you weren't off the mark, but it's a little bit funny, no?
...Sorry for being late, I had to deal with a rabid German outside my house.
>>5365009
G'night!
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>>5365025
The remaining two are being nice to the ship.
>>5365009
Bye.
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>>5365044
Duel final
Knowing he was to perish, he assists the boat one last time.
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>>5365009
Later.
>>5365034
No world works on the "rule of comedy".
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>>5365053
The food was a needed accessory to her victory.
SLASH
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>>5365078
Midway wins.
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>>5365078
We got a Barney down. I repeat: Barney down.
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>>5365066
Lemme introduce you to a manga called Axis Powers: Hetalia, Rika. You see, Japan once had the bright idea to make a manga based on all our mishaps and misadventures, and guess what? It was a comedy series. At times. It's how I'm here, actually...
...I can break the fourth wall, right? Can I?
>>5365081
Congrats to Midway, and thanks for hosting!
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>>5365078
Congratulations Midway, thank you for hosting.
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>>5365081
Congrats Midway, lost my train a thought near the middle, sorry bout that y'all. Thanks ye kindly for hostin.
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>>5365081
The results. Very impressive for once.
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>>5365081
Congratulations
>>5365106
Thanks for hosting
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>>5365078
Thank you for hosting!
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>>5365081
At least it was my killer, I guess. Congrats, and thanks for the show.
>>5365094
...Yeah. I think you just eternally lost any credibility to anything you say from now on.
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>>5365078
Congrats to the winner.
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>>5365125
Oi, it's not like I can turn a blind eye to it. In fact, I met someone that actually knew what manga I was from, and it was AWESOME! So, yeah. I'm not kidding when I say I'm the hero. Hell, if I wanted to, I could say what series YOU'RE from, but then you'd kick my ass so I won't bother.
Rule of comedy, Rika.
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>>5365094
>>5365100
>>5365103
>>5365109
>>5365115
>>5365125
You are welcome. I am relived that it did not abort midway through.
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>>5365148
Yeah, I've suddenly lost all hints of interest in talking with your crazy ass from now on.
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>>5365161
They smell fear, Rammy. If you just keep a blank face, they won't crash on you!
>>5365168
But when I come here, most likely you'll say hello just for the hell of it. And I ain't crazy. Call me whatever you want, but I ain't crazy.
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>>5365187
You just said that you 'countries' only exist because of something that ONE OF YOU MADE.
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>>5365078
>>5365081
>>5365106
FUCKIN RIGGED
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>>5365195
Japan. And, actually, we were still here before that, we just didn't have our faces shown until he made that manga. We were supposed to be secluded, but then a Japanese citizen saw me talking to Japan, and... It kicked off from there.
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For the winner. I hope I have selected an image of you and not others.
>>5365187
If that were true, I would have no problems with this.
>>5365196
Believe whatever stupid thing you want to believe. I do not care enough about anyone to do that.
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>>5365214
Then you must've shown too much emotion somehow! They're tricky things, those computers. They crash whenever they feel like it...
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>>5365214
Jagged face plate is right abyssal
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>>5365209
If I was one for touching people I'd slap you so hard right now I'd break your damn jaw.
>She rubs her temples in blatant annoyance
So stop acting like you're supposed to be fictional or that a 'rule of comedy' applies to you.
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>>5365230
Stop being stupid. Things like those do not react to that.
>>5365238
Excellent. I can rest easy knowing this.
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>>5365246
It must, because there's no reasonable explanation for why we come back. I mean, hell, weird things happen all the time, so...
>He rests his head on his fist, looking past you.
Yeah. Either I am fictional or I'm just so goddamn lucky I managed to find, shit, an alien as a friend, lived three hundred years, and managed to make friends with five countries. Totally legit.
>>5365260
C'mon, I'm joking. You know that computers are always like that. They crash whenever they feel like it, I swear. Maybe your computer is sentient?
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A comfy tune for a comfy thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6PHgtdxFrY
Post more comfy so we can share some comfy time
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>>5365285
We already clarified that you aren't entirely human, at the least. Besides, aliens aren't even THAT uncommon, I came within about 100 feet of something from an alternate dimension back in my timeline.
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>>5365313
boring thread =/= comfy thread
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>>5365313
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IEqGY6uSjU8
Hey, I think it's pretty comfy, at least.
>>5365326
Does it look like we come from a place like that? Most alien sightings are either fake or potentially true, so having Tony by my side is kinda surreal at times. And of course I'm not entirely human; you disintegrated me thrice and I came back just to say howdy.
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>>5365349
I know of an immortal human that'd do that, too. And theoretically? Yumemi could've landed her vessel in the outside world, too, she was just looking for magic.
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>>5365285
I do not even know what these things are capable of. I am too exhausted to think more of it.
I am going to rest. Farewell.
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>>5365372
Too bad I have no clue of who you're talking about. Yumemi? Who's that? You know I know nothing about Gensokyo, so citations are needed everywhere.
>>5365383
They can do weird things, lemme tell ya. See ya later, Rammy!
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>>5365383
Later, Ramlethal.
>>5365393
An extra-dimensional scientist from a world where magic doesn't exist, all there was a unified scientific theory.
>She shivers involuntarily, grinning like a maniac for a second
She believed it could elsewhere, and her peers laughed her straight out of the building. So she made a vessel and ways of sensing it. So naturally she lands the damn thing in Gensokyo.
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>>5365393
ayy lmao
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>>5365416
Oh, hey, it sounds a bit like our world but from outer space... Of course magic can exist elsewhere, the multiverse theory kinda says it can based on what it's about. However, I bet they don't have that theory, do they? And Gensokyo doesn't really represent the whole world, but since she looked for magic and not a world filled with magic...
And quit that smile, I get enough of that crap from Russia and I don't need it now.
>>5365437
Ayy, lmao!
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>>5365459
It's an alternate-dimensional Earth, is all, but in theirs eyes it was just...unprecedented and childish. Yumemi looked for the biggest spike in magic they could find, and they found it.
>She grins some more, childishly even fidgeting in place
And I can't help it! Rikako and I guessed that they were at LEAST five hundred years ahead of the outside world!
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>>5365505
Quit it. The smile's creepy enough when Russia does it, I definitely don't need this now. I'm in a snappy mood for some reason, and I don't know why. Maybe it's because of the Vargas brothers this morning...
Cool, they have technology better than ours and she found a huge spike of magic in one of the strangest nations on Earth! Awesome! Sweet! Do they have an America there as well?
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>>5365539
I've seen her a few times here, I swear it, too...gets me excited.
And I sure as hell don't know. Yumemi staged a 'tournament', got the tar beat out of her by Reimu, gave her a nuclear-powered ROBOT maid as a reward, and just...left again.
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>>5365552
Then I'll keep an eye out for her when I come here. I'll try to, at least, since you know what time I come here at this point.
...I'm trying my hardest not to yell out "rule of comedy", I swear. A robot maid, given to a shrine maiden by a woman that came from outer space who landed in Gensokyo in the first place to look for magic. I have better luck speaking in Samoan than piecing together what just happened. Maybe I should do that sometime to acknowledge they're a part of my history...
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I'm here. Hello, all.
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>>5365599
You're here but where did you leave your personality?
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>>5365599
Yo, Urotsuki! What's up, man? How's it been?
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>>5365577
...It's not even a very competent maid, either.
Red hair, red yes, red clothes kinda tall, can't really miss her. Last name's Okazaki.
>>5365599
Urotsuki, hey! Welcome back.
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>>5365615
Talofa, o loʻu igoa o Amerika-- Sorry, just thinking about Samoa now. Anyway, she looks like Reimu but she isn't Reimu, basically? Hm. Okazaki... I'll keep a look out for her too if she ever comes here.
Looks like your world is just as crazy as mine, to be honest.
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>>5365607
Ha ha.
>>5365609
Better than usual actually.
Strange to say, I know. But it's true.
>>5365615
Rika, you're still around? I thought you left for that...that thing you were going to.
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>>5365615
that face
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>>5365636
Nah, it's usually what everybody says to that question! Still, hearing it from you is... Pretty weird, actually. What's got you so excited, dude?
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>>5365640
>?
>>5365635
They look NOTHING alike. She also likes wearing capes when she fights.
And of course it's crazy, it's the Eastern Wonderland.
>>5365636
Oh, the wedding? Well, uh...it hasn't started yet. And nobody's shown me the way or escorted me. Yeah.
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>>5365666
Jeez, blame me for not knowing what they look like. I barely know what Reimu looks like, and the image I have in mind might not even be Reimu.
...Pardon my French, but what in the absolute bloody hell is an Eastern Wonderland? Is that a place in Gensokyo too? Get me a map or something, there are too many terms to think of.
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>>5365654
Oh, I know it is.
Hmm.... I'm not sure. A change in mindset I suppose. It's hard to describe.
>>5365666
Ah...I see.
Well, don't get me wrong. It's nice to see you around still.
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>>5365693
Don't make me pull out photos or anything, now.... That's just a nickname that pops up now and again for Gensokyo.
>>5365694
You, too, 'course, And, uh, I've heard from a silver-haired knight around here that it's not as...private as I was originally told, too.
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>>5365694
Oh, so you've had a good day today, huh? That's sweet, dude! I've had a pretty good day myself, but we're not here to talk about the hero! What was the change in mindset, if I can be nosy for a sec?
>>5365720
I do that all the time, Rika. When I need to, I pull out photos to show you what I'm talking about!
...Then just say Gensokyo. You don't see me referring to America as the Land of the Free, do I? No need to use terms like that! For some reason, I now imagine Alice and Arthur frolicking along in Gensokyo...
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>>5365727
Oh, please, I already know of two people by that name back there.
...Which are the same person technically but it's weird.
And it just feels dumb, alright?
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>>5365720
Really, now? Do tell so I know whether or not to make plans.
>>5365727
It has been a good day.I woke up feeling well-rested and ready, and my training is going along well.
I don't really feel like telling you, Alfred.
All I will say is, it's a lot more productive.
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>>5365741
Hehehe, and apparently it's only going to start when the key couple feels there's enough people ready. I'll be sure to ask, don't you worry.
So, how's everything going back home?
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>>5365736
What a coincidence, so do I! They both represent England, if you wanna know that badly! Except there are about three Alices I know of, counting the ones from here... Hm.
Yeah, Gensokyo doesn't really have that WOW factor when you say it, y'know? Eastern Wonderland's a cool name if you wanna sound foreboding and mysterious...
>>5365741
And you don't have to tell me, of course! I'm naturally nosy; it's what we Americans do! Actually, productivity and training hard are the signs of a hero, so I bet you've had a real awesome day, yeah?
>>5365753
You're a cool dude, too, Jackie Chan!
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>>5364067
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>>5365753
Thanks
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>>5365773
Fairly well. I must say... the effect is coming in handy quite a lot while training.
Apart from that, my mood has been rather well.
I'd like to say I almost feel...Normal? If that means anything.
>>5365774
Fairly, yes. I'm learning to work on my own bike, and on others.
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>>5365779
Where is Ms Baker, you shit?
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>>5365807
And then you'll be able to do that thing you always wanted to do! I think you said something about a job before... Oh! That explains what you meant by woking on your bike! You were repairing it so you can practice for when you begin working, right?
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>>5365815
Ms Baker is a shit.
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>>5365753
I-Bu-...I-I suppose I did, thank you very much for the support, Mister Chan.
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>>5365836
Post your ava so I can ban you from my games, you nigger.
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>>5365774
Yep, the ones here just adds another for me, too...and of course it does. I mean, literally-speaking, the name means "land of fantasy".
>>5365807
Like what, like you're belonging or something? Good to hear, though. Oh, and I think I finally managed to work out the kinks coming up with that little improvement for your bike.
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>>5365844
Ms Baker already got banned from every school because she is a whore.
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Ms. Baker be baking a nigger baby in her womb after last night.
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>>5365827
Precisely. What else would it be referring to?
I need to do something with myself, after all.
It's what will put the burgers on the table, to make it more relatable for you.
>>5365848
...Yes, I think that's what what I could say. Or rather...
>sigh
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure it out.
Did you? For the lasers, yes?
What was the main problem?
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>>5365848
Jeez, it's a small world, isn't it? Get it? Because I'm America, and I'm a part of the world... Laugh, damnit! I made that one up on the fly!
"Land of fan--" Land of fantasy. Literally, the name Gensokyo means land of fantasy. That raises a few flags for me. Yeah, Eastern Wonderland sounds MUCH cooler, and that means a lot coming from the guy that calls himself the hero.
>>5365881
I mean, I just wanted to clarify, y'know. And doing a job is a way to find peace for some people, so you're on the right track there!
...Burgers? Damn, now I'm hungry. You made it too relatable for me, Urotsuki. But burgers are relatively cheap in America, so that's a problem-- I'm just messing with ya! I get what you mean, clearly!
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>>5365881
Don't worry about it. You're still ultimately happy right? But really? Just trying to fit the damn things in a way that wouldn't wouldn't ruin how the bike looked, while still keeping it overall pretty powerful, too.
>>5365894
Or "Land of Illusions", depending on the translation. You could even argue it's called "Fantasy Capital" like how Tokyo means "Eastern Capital".
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>>5365815
S-Sleeping
I-It's 3AM
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>>5365894
Maybe I should have done your least favorite food then? Hm.
Are burgers really cheap there? I guess it'd make sense.
>>5365945
I suppose you're right. Overthinking... I'm getting better at not doing that.
Not to mention, doing all that without ruining the balance on both ends.
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>>5365969
At least there's one of us doing that.But exactly. It was a serious pain keeping it balanced-out, alright?
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>>5365945
But it all means the same in the end, no? Land of fantasy, fantasy capital, or land of illusions; they all basically mean the same, but with different words.
If I had to guess, I'd imagine it was all a theme park based on magic and mythology with how it has fantasy as a prominent theme in these translations.
...Yep. A theme park in which kids get to ride tanks for the low price of $40.99.
>>5365969
Nah, I wouldn't really connect if you said marmite-- CRAP. You didn't hear anything, got that?!
I mean, at McDonalds, you can get, like, a burger for a dollar. At least it's a dollar where I am. It'd be a go-to food if you needed some food while looking for a job, at least I think it is.
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>>5365986
>she grins
I see....Ufufufu~.
>>5365984
Mm-hmm, I get it.
>she closes her eyes for a second, donning the same outfit complete with a wrench as an effect
How long do you think it'd take with two people?
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>>5365986
Alright, now, stop insulting my homeland before you wind up regretting it.
>>5366002
Hehehe, don't think that your effect can compete with all my experience, now. At most it should only take a day or two, anyhow.
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pull pin and count to _____
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>>5366002
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O-Oi, what was that laugh for?! What's so funny about the prices in McDonalds?! A dollar's a perfectly reasonable price for a burger, I'll tell you THAT much!
>>5366007
Yeah, sure, why not. I could be doing much worse, but I'm just confused at why it's literally named "Land of Fantasy". It's like you guys are self-aware or something...
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>4 hours in the same thread
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>>5366021
It was deliberate. Everything 'fantastic' was tossed in here, so the name stuck, too.
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>ERP caster
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>>5366038
It's just jarring as hell to me, considering what we were talking about a few minutes before. It's like déjà vu or something. Presque vu? Déjà entendu? I know the term, but the name's just slipping away on me.
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>>5366007
Well, I'll keep leaving it here then.
Experience may not come naturally with an effect, but it DOES help.
>>5366021
Oh, nothing. Just something I'll have to keep in mind for the future~.
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>>5366048
As if I needed any more reason never to step foot in that place.
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>>5366057
Darn right you should keep in it mind! I dunno how much McDonalds costs down in Japan, but a dollar for a burger will help ya, I can assure ya!
>He mumbles to himself.
...What's so funny about a burger being a dollar? Is she making fun of me?
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>>5366048
He's the one servant I wouldn't attempt to coerce into making a pact with me.
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>>5366057
Well, of course, but...either way, just don't worry about it, I can handle it in no time. I assume you haven't got THAT unused to walking, right?
>>5366055
I don't exactly see how, you know..
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>>5366096
Land of fantasy. Me being all existential crisis and saying I'm technically kinda-sorta fictional. C'mon, now. I thought you lot were supposed to be smart.
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>>5366096
I have to get off of it every once in a while, now don't I?
>she leans on something nearby
I'm not worried about the bike or your work at all. Those are... two of the things I feel comfortable putting trust into.
>>5366079
Hm.
Maybe one of these days, I could make one for you.
Just to improve my skills in something.
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I want to hug you all.
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>>5366118
Please do not.
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RIP hunger games.
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>>5366127
>Hugs
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>>5366115
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Ooh, you're gonna make a burger for me? How about I give you an order now so you know what to cook for me, hm~?
And don't you worry about improving your skills in cooking; way I see it, if you can make a scone without it looking like coal and tasting like petrified couch stuffing, you're good at cooking!
...Weirdly specific, I know. Don't ask, please.
>>5366118
Aw, really? Gimme a hug, Anon!
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>Humps HG good night
t. ERP
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>>5366108
Oh, please, you just jump to conclusions.
>>5366118
NO.
>>5366115
Hehehe, I'd like to consider myself in general fairly reliable, too. But it's good to hear you're not too attached, just in case.
...Uh, hey, come to think of it, can I borrow you for a second? I'm feeling a bit exhausted her, so I don't really know how long I can keep myself up.
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>>5366146
Gross.
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>>5366131
Your lack of self discipline and respect for personal boundaries is concerning.
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>>5366146
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>>5366138
....It's probably the set-up for a strange and possibly intended-to-be funny story involving you and another country.
>>5366118
...Sure, why not.
>>5366150
Borrow me for a second?
I... suppose that would be alright.
...Hm, I had forgotten to ask how you were after all that.
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>>5366146
Uh... Thanks?
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>>5366150
Excuse you, I call them "untrue connections"! I don't jump to conclusions, I just think of something and then compare it to something else! Why else do you think I keep talking about Romano around you? No, it's not to piss you off - Okay, maybe it kinda-sorta is, but you get the point, you Italian, you!
>>5366170
C'mon, my stories aren't THAT bad, are they? And besides, all it involves is the time were England nearly gave the entire World Meeting attendees food poisoning. Nothing special, at least compared to the usual things that happen!
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>>5366146
>humps back
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>>5366170
Well, in a bit of a bum mood since the damn shrine maiden thinks my chances with getting Marisa to remember are laughable...but I'll live, anyways.
Just...come here, would you?
>>5366182
What's the difference? None.
>She yawns briefly.
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>>5366192
Tch... Well, what does she know.
>she places her chainsaw down and approaches you
>>5366182
...It was bad enough to give others food poisoning? Jeez... You are all bad for each other, it seems like.
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