ERP thread: Machine gun titties edition Previous: >>53

first for cute boys

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I want to take casual DMG on a date!

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>>5358277
>The unresponsive little toy simply squeaks when it is squeezed

When will this boatslut meme end?

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>>5358363
But I like my work outfit.
.... You free this friday?

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>>5358352
Too bad, you'll have to settle for the sexiest man

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>>5358227
That's what sounding right sounds like!
>>5358279
Now you will watch as I enjoy this COKE!
>>5358318
Why not? All this blades and table and stuff sure sets the mood for me!
>He pinches the nipple with two fingers

>>5358384
Hopefully soon

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>>5357968 ("Corrin")
N-no! This is dangerous! Do you know what caused this, Corrin?
>Her eyes refused to break free and the anxiety was present throughout both of them. Deep down, her resolve to protect him, wavered as Hinoka tried to coax Corrin into cooperating.
>>5357972 (Setsuna)
>>5358060 (Anon)
H-ha, I'm serious. I have to see with my own eyes. If its truly not dangerous, then the two of you will assist, right?
>She stated, giving a heated nod to Setsuna. The tomboy then walked up to the anon as he placed an offer.

(Repost)

>>5358400
Hey Vegeta, nappa poster here. My bad for funposting you yesterday, I was just goin' for a giggle.
No harm meant me matie.

>>5358279 (Pepsi Miku)
Can't you like, use magic to summon her or something? I haven't seen her in weeks!

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>>5358083
>The tall standing battleship laughs at his feeble gesture. Instead of socking him one, an impish idea passes through the quick acting brain. She leans down towards the man, cupping his chin in the crux of her index and stares deeply down into his eyes with her star filled own.
Oh but sir, would you truly rather have Kongou than I?

>>5358104
A-Ah...hey, be careful! That stings just a bit...mn...
>Iowa continues to nurse the gentleman's head against the palm of her hand. By this point the milk flows freely upon his tongue, slowly but steadily so long as he continues with the same passion. Her own face heats up with a burning red spread far across her cheeks while watching him like a gentle child in the chair of her lap. The flesh fills his entire open mouth leaving little room to breathe though that's hardly a problem compared to the pure bliss of the taste.

>>5358107
(Actually I believe you posted after I went to bed! Can you be a dear and fetch it for me?)

>>5358123
>Catches the gun and gives her a ride on her shoulders
(Oh it's been wonderful! Were you still up for our little session?)

>>5358125
Normally I reserve that for the underlings, but I guess I can make an exception. Can't have such a lethal thing misfiring on us, can we?
>She lets out another coy chuckle, closing the gap soon after. Her hand rests on the center of his crotch, gripping around for what rests within. An audible zip is heard but not seen.
Tell me more about what kind of service you want~!

>>5358384
You can just hide things or really ignore if you don't like them.

I miss Chara

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>>5358277 (Whole Hog)
M-Midget? I'm like... 5'4!
(I don't see why not if you wanted!)

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>>5358302
Because nobody gives a horse's arse about an Anon that wants the fuck immediately. What I like personally is people pulling off shenanigans. You could be training together, eat dinner together or play Tic-Tac-Toe for all I care.

Let's face it, everyone here has had Anons who immediately boasted about the size of their cocks, how twitching and throbbing they were. Give them/The people using images something different to chew on.

>Stop shitposting Hoshi/Ramsay-Kun

I am not, unironically. I have my moments when I genuinely care about people, no matter how disgusting they are. Unless you are Bolin or Paul.

I

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>>5358229
(Thank you!)
>Iowa had seen this type of aggression come out from the Brit before. Knowing just how passionate her friend could become, she chuckled to herself and let the fellow battleship have her fun for the moment. Her larger biceps kept themselves shackled to the bed, though when Kongou would leave them be she attempted to slip it over her waist without the girl noticing until it was too late. Iowa stuck out her tongue and made a small buzzing noise, egging Kongou on.
Fine! You have me surrounded, Bongou! What are you going to do?
>To further supplement her 'surrender', Iowa arched her back upwards heaving their docked mounds upwards to the point where Kongou nearly found herself sliding off. The old American smirk was still present despite her lower position.

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>>5358283
(It's also a blend of Assam, Kenyan, and Ceylon tea leaves. I meant the blend name, not the time, but I apologize for the misunderstanding!)

>>5358292
>She started to giggle more, bucking and bouncing on his shoulders.
You mean it Admiral!? All night?
>She starts to kick around, taking where he turns and realizing he's trying to take her back to his room. She starts to blush and changes course to match, slowly pointing him in the direction of his room.

>>5358400
*manlet

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>>5358445
He's right, you know.

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>>5358352
Fine but I hate this

>>5358422
// Of course! Here it is

>He rubbed his nose from the playful flick, pouting but shortly thereafter smiling just like her
Huh, I suppose that is true. We all need some time alone, yeah. There still can be too much of a good thing! I'm glad you understand, Iowa. Anyway-
>As he was suddenly interrupted and pulled into the strong, wet hug, his heart felt like it skipped a beat. Just standing there limply as her warmth and softness heated up his frame made him blush.
It's good to be back, hun..
>He replied, before leaning up and kissing her lips.

>>5358417

>Corrin moved his hands back in curiosity, wondering what she found so dangerous from this natural occurrence.
W-what do you mean sister? Do you know what to do about this?

>>5358458
Fair enough, mate. I am more of a strict breakfast tea in the morning and Earl Grey/Morrocan Mint/Turkish Apple/Green Tea kind of person.

>>5358458
I dont have any more work to do today and you were so eager to spend the night with me how could I deny you?
>He Slowly lowers himself in the door way so she is far from banging her head as he walks into his bedroom and falls forward into bed, throwing her off his shoulders

>>5358431
Isn't that Fronk?

>>5358419
I don't really mind, not the worst shit posting I've seen really
[spoiler]Although I'm eagerly awaiting Nappa's next appearance through Mr. Satan[/spoiler]

>>5358422
Please give my balls and my tip a good feel and lookover Iowa!
I wanna make sure that they can cleanly fire!

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>>5358060
>>5358417
>Her blush has taken over her face as she places a hand in the anon's.
O-Of course I'll help you.
>She begins undoing the straps to her clothes, watching intently at the anon. She doesn't dare make eye contact with Hinoka while she undresses. She removes the leather and fur, then her robe, leaving her only in her underwear.
I-I guess now it's his turn.

>>5358508
The original one

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>>5358352

>>5358422
>I soon taste a trickle of milk and gulp it down, only for it to be replaced with a steady, pouring down my maw. Your ample breast well equipped to the task as the sweet cream washes down my thirsty mouth.
Hmm.~ Fine rations Iowa, you're performing well. Come, we must test how much you can offer when stimulated
>I nuzzle a bit deeper into your huge firm tit. Sucking the soft flesh stronger, tongue teasing the stiff nipple as it feeds.

>>5358509
I promise next time I'll give Vegeta the succ.
If that's as Nappa or not is yet to be seen.
>It won't.

>>5358422
I'm... I'm not a "Sir!"
>She focused her gaze on Iowa's chest then down to her own and her cheeks began to radiate with an intense warmth. She broke free from Iowa's hold and stormed off
At least Kongou knows I'm not a boy! HMPH!

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>>5358462
I would not go that far, Anon. This is all how I feel about it. I am also a guy that likes to fall back on ''Do whatever the fuck pleases you''. I am not a regular here and the times i typefucked as an Anon can be counted on one hand. Therefor I cannot speak for the masses and the general atmosphere here.

>>5358546
>Pets cute dragorn

>>5358536
>>5358417
>The Anons hand gently wraps around Hinoka's as he looks at Setsuna with an eager look on his face. Now they just had to figure out how let Hinoka know what they ment. He slides his hands away from Setsuna and Hinoka's as he starts to nervously strip, they were doing it here? His eyes lock onto Hinoka's as he starts to slide his pants off
You to H-Hinoka

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>>5358290
My design was based off of Kalashnikov rifles, Doesn't that count for anything?

>>5358422
(Being blackmailed by lebe? YES. Do you want me to type up a starter?)

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>>5358359
Yeah, but I'm not really up to doing anything intensive right now. Just checked in because Val was in and wanted to clarify stuff re: me using Stocking.

>>5358407
>If Pepsi Man spent any effort talking to such evil, or at all really, it would be the sound of disapproval! What kind of monster drinks such a foul brew in front of righteous justice! He couldn't let it stand! With a sound like that of a can opening he spontaneously transformed the vile Coke into crisp, refreshing Pepsi!

>>5358420
Some things magic can't fix!

Now consider me gone, later!

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I hope this thread doesn't turn out too bad, guhuhu~. I keep looking through it and there seems to be a lot of shitposting.

>>5358621
Fuck off.

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>>5358365
>so it's like the Michigan Frog, huh
>squeaksqueak
Gonna keep this one.
(I was honestly expecting it to all out molest him)
(But either way, thanks a ton anon, that was great!)

>>5358442
(Just trying to be courteous)
>the nearly seven foot tall man looks down upon her, sharp teeth curled into a smile
So, a midget.
>a black dog collar with a little pig tag dangling from it is fished from his ammo pouch, and he shakes it at her tauntingly
C'mere.

>>5358616
That's alright! You're overly flustered fan just wanted to make sure best idol was getting their beauty sleep!

>>5358458
>Walks out of an office, fresh off being chewed out for skipping out on the daily exercises.
Kongou, no more skipping dailies, or you're the one to go make excuses to Ooyodo.

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>>5358417
>>5358536
>>5358576
(Hah, sorry. Something urgent in the building I reside in came up. Is it okay if all of us postpone our sessions to a later date?)

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>>5358407
And here I thought it was just me getting hot under the collar.
>a sharp huff comes from her at the twist, and she angrily curses herself for being too curious about the Parasite
>...and slightly for not being able to tug him in the process

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>>5358628
Nah. I'd rather like to stay around, anon. I'm sure there's all sorts of nice people I can meet here, after all!

>>5358663
>Leo x Hinoka

What imbecile made this? I will have his head.

>>5358663
(Alright, Ill just wait for you and setsuna to show up again sometime)

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>>5358473
Hah, of course I understand. What do you take me for?
>She leaned into his longing kiss with a snicker behind it. The wet lips of the ship connected with his quickly overpowering him. Her tongue slides outwards and across his, forcing access inward whether he was prepared or not. Searching for his slimy muscle, the warship finds her target near immediately and goes in for the kill. The attacks his with her mass dripping with drool, coiling around him as she led him over to the bed. Sitting down on the side, she continued her oral tango with the man, keeping him close with an arm around his neck which drew small circles at the nape of his neck. Pulling back with a copious amount of spittle between them, her sensual eyes narrowed while she spoke.
It's been too long...

>>5358527
Hmm hmm~ Rodger dodger, sir!
>Like the obedient soldier she was, Iowa's hands quickly got to work. She plopped down onto her knees and pulled out the rigid member, immediately planting a wet kiss upon the swollen head. Her left hand disappeared further into his jeans, cupping his sack with a hefty lift of the contents within.
Seems like these haven't been cleaned out in a while...you need to do proper maintenance, sir!

>>5358550
St-Stimulated? But I thought...that wasn't part of the experiment...
>The itching feeling transitioned into a burning desire spread throughout her breast's center. While he tends to one, her hand unwittingly travels to the other. With a light tweak of her twin bud, Iowa bites down on her bottom lip. A jet of cream flies outward, clearly reacting to the stimuli.

>>5358565
Ke ke ke~
>Iowa swoops in front of the walking lady, pushing her palm directly into the girl's soldier. Standing at least a head taller, her intimidating gaze locks eyes once more.
We call everybody here 'sir.' Especially officers...now how do you address your Captain?

>>5358583
(Yes! Please!)

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>>5358692
I'm gonna fuck you in the butt.

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>>5358663
>I understand. I'll forgive you even more if you send me a link to whatever that page is from, holy shit I need that.

>>5358630
(Ah, I was tempted but didn't have the heart. My food arrived, I sat down for a bit of casual shitposting... and then you kept replying!)

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>>5358569
>Looking up at the stranger with a bright smile on his face, Yuran happily accepted the petting with his tail swaying behind him.
Hi mister!

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>>5358616
....oh ya son of a! THAT'S IT! I'M DROPPING THE MINTOS!
>>5358673
I dig bad chicks with scares what can I say?
>The tendrils let her go
Well ya wanna know what I can do?

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>down from the ceiling descends the spider queen
>no wares to sell today, she's just watching

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>>5358708
(Cheers. It's a translated comic image.)
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5159633

>>5358708
>I...uhhh...Have it bookmarked somewhere. I'll get back to you in a moment

>>5358707
What, you gonna fuck him in the ass? Is that what you mean?

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>>5358745

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>>5358431
(Huh)

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>>5358630
>Hana puffs out her cheeks, a blush blooming across her pale skin as he whips out the collar.
What.. What is that supposed to be?
>The girl leans a bit closer to get a better look, squinting her eyes.
>A dog collar...?
Chokers haven't been in fashion in years, oppa.
>She decides to play off her nerves with cheekiness.

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>>5358692
G-Get back in the ball!

>>5358702
>I take a few good swigs of milk before responding to your confusion
Well, of your topside Iowa. In a situation like this we need to see if your capable of providing a man to fullness. But I'm sure you can.
>I return to gladly suckling the tit only to catch you playing with the other. The stream from it catching my attention as the other still flows steady.

>>5358583
a e s t h e t i c a l l y pleasing means everything to me
>SCAR
>RPD
>M4
>Galil
>MR556A1
>Mark 23
[spoiler]>Ak5 :^)[/spoiler]

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>>5358719
(Target located)
(Objective: Befriend dragon boy in order to engage in sexual intercourse with him.)
>Kaga approaches the young boy, leans close to him and speaks.
Young man, shouldn't you be with your parents? It is not adviced to walk around here without proper supervision.

>>5358702
>He let out a deep sigh from kiss on the his sensitive head.
Ooooohhhhh~~~ I'd do more maintenance if they felt as pleasurable as this does~

>>5358769
Hi!

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>>5358707
E-Eh? I didn't think somebody would be so upfront about something like that.
>The Hypno scratched at the back of his head, trying to keep himself from making a smirk. Did this silly Gardevoir really want a chance for his ass with his own free will? It must've been one of those days.
>>5358793
You really think that I'd let you do that, silly girl? It's a funny thing with trainers, thinking that they're in control...
>The Hypno casually began to swing his pendulum in front of the eyes of his supposed 'trainer', knowing exactly what he wanted to do.

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Now that I am here and in a good mood. You guys have a few minutes before SmackDown starts to ask me for advice.

Go.

>>5358843
How do I become a better writer?

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>>5358449
>Kongou did start to slide, kneeling on the bed as the American started trying to shake her off, even with her admission of defeat. Still, she sat up, a finger rocketing down at Iowa's nose accusatorily.
I'm going to teach you a lesson! One you should've learned the first two times, colonial! And we're going to start with these vulgar things!
>She reached down and grabbed her tied jacket, pulling it apart and exposing her bare chest to the cool open air. She came crashing down, hands pressing into the oversized mounds and slowly molding them beneath her fingertips and giving them a firm squeeze as she started to scowl. He hand slowly brought back up to check her own chest, finding it lacking in comparison as she blushed.
Wh-what do they even feed you over there?!

>>5358503
(I'm more of a spiced herbal, myself. Peppermint, cinnamon, and the like)

>>5358506
E-eh?!?
>She squeaked as she slowly topples over him, rolling around on the sheets as she tried to take in the admiral's room. When she finally gets back her bearings, she begins to crawl back to him, her outfit coming undone in the tussle, leaving him a clear view down her shirt.
Of course admiral! I just want to help you relax!

>>5358659
>She starts to bat at his chest weakly with balled fists whining an moaning at him.
But I don't want to admiral! Going out on dailies means I have to spend less time with you! Kongou doesn't want that!

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>>5358710
(Ah fuck, sorry for keeping you from your food)
(I enjoyed myself immensely, thanks and enjoy dinner!)

>>5358776
Be the trendsetter, then.
>one of his fingers plucks down the back of her shirt and tugs her into him, and he quickly snaps the collar around her neck, making sure it's on nice and snug
Hah. Now I'm definitely in charge, pipsqueak.
>giving the little tag a flick, he rumbles in laughter

>>5358702
>He expected her to reciprocate, but not exactly to this level. Their tongues intertwined and mingled together as their breaths permeated through the air. This feeling, this rush, this taste. He missed it so much. His hands groped all around her body, rubbing her soft and warm breasts lovingly. Being led to the bed surprised him, as did Iowa's other sensual foreplay. Feeling like his mouth as well as body were melting from the ecstasy, Iowa broke the long and lustful kiss. The air felt cool upon his exposed tongue, already so used to her warm and wet mouth slobbering over it.
Hah...hah..
>As they lay on the bed, Iowa on top of him, the man extended his arm and caressed her cheek, their eyes meeting.
It really has been too long..

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>>5358843
How do I win over Dean Bean?

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>>5358843
How do I take what I feel is rightfully mine?

And why is AJ Styles the best thing to happen to the WWE in ages?

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>>5358741
>the urge to say 'no' is there
>any smart person would say 'no'
>even most stupid people would say 'no'
>...but against better judgment-
Show me.

>>5358853
Well, it is very hard to relax while I'm wearing something so restricting, can you help me out if it Kongou?
>He rolls onto his back on the bed, he wonders if she can see a growth forming his pants with the wonderful view she is accidentally giving him.

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>>5358824
Mmm...
>Looking down at his feet and kicking the ground, Yuran slowly brought his eyes back up to the pretty lady while his cheeks turned a light pink from her confrontation along with getting closer to him.
Maybe there are a bunch of strange people here but my dad doesn't mind me staying out as long as I get home before it's too late!

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>>5358852
That's an answer I cannot answer 100%. But what I do think is that you either are born with a talent or it or you will forever be mediocre. If you feel your writing ( or typefucking ) is bland. Try to add some variation.

>>5358865
I don't swing that way, DMG. You are on your own...But I heard he likes popcorn, tuna sandwiches, fertile potted plantground...and a dead Mickey Mouse.

>>5358880
Work for it. No pain no gain. Nothing good in live is given to you for free without you doing something for it. JUST FUCKING DO IT. MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

And AJ Styles is a funny way of spelling Kevin Owens, Nakamura, Bayley, Becky Lynch ( I'd fuck her, honestly) and SAWFT...I kid. AJ Styles is pretty cool.

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>>5358745
>Having forgotten one of her books over at Muffet's home, Toriel was making her way over to the small spider-girl's abode. Today was one of the days that Muffet seemed to be taking a break from her bakery sales, which would hopefully mean that there would be no trouble getting into the young woman's home.
>Muffet's stand was empty at the moment, so Toriel opted to wait for a moment there to see if Muffet was about, she didn't seem to stray far from her home that often. The motherly goat woman began to idly hum to herself, hands held behind her back as she looked around for any sign of her companion.
>It even appeared that she brought a slice of pie! How sweet, both she and the pie were, it even appeared to still be warm with a wisp of steam wafting off the top.

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>>5358834
(Was there something that you wanted? I'm sorry, I just can't think straight, and slapping myself in the face with wet hands doesn't do much)

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>>5358862
Pipsqueak?
>She gasps, having to get used to the tight grip of the collar.
T-this doesn't mean that you're in charge!
>Putting her hands on her hips, the mech pilot furrows her eyebrows and pouts.

>>5358862
(Ha, don't worry about that. There are times that all the practice typing with one hand pays off. Glad you had fun.)

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>>5358910
How did all these squares make a circle!?
>>5358891
Brave one ain't ya!
>Tendrils crawl up her legs hooking her panties and slowly pull them down
But trust me when this is over...ya maaaaaay want to see a doctor

>>5358910
Rip...
Oh well, thanks for the tip

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>>5358910
When will ERP be good again, and when will Virra's server die?

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>>5358910
... Dead Mickey Mouse?
... I like it.

>>5358948
When people stop talking about it.
>tfw all the people crying about the server make more people join
>tfw 6 people joined since the last failed discord to end virras
>tfw i have no face

>>5358948
When the hurlyburly's done,
When the battle's lost ... and won.

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>>5358910
How can I up my stats better, nii?

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Phew!~

>>5358970
6 people that will not ERP, woah

>>5358910
when my favorite avas will come back?

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>>5358943
Magic, my arachmid friend..magic.

>>5358948
This morning for me ( Which is nighttime for the most of you guys ) ERP was pretty great. Untill the usual suspect came barging in. See the problem here? ERP is already great, untill he shows up.

>>5358960
I never liked Mickey Mouse either way #TeamDonaldDuck


Peace, you typefucking fags. It's time for yours truly to watch halfnaked men having a go at eachother.

>>5358984
Most people do ERP outside of the DnD group, they just don't do it in public cause of the autistic screenshot kids

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>>5358768
>and there he is
>her eyes narrow down at him
Kaine.

>watching from a distance, Muffet begins to hatch a little plan to spook her friend, keeping to the shadows as Toriel approaches her vending stall
>scuttling up onto the ceiling, she makes sure that she's out of sight before looking straight down, eight beady little eyes blinking unevenly at the target
>and then, Muffet descended, letting herself spring down on a web and hanging right behind Toriel
BOO

>>5358853
>He holds fast as the ship girl's weak punches bounce off his chest.
Yeah, but too much of that and I'm going to hear it from HQ one of these days. And if they ask me what I've been doing instead of finishing my missions, well, I'm not so sure that's a problem they anticipated when they started allowing us to marry ships...

>>5358923
Not really. I just wanted to make sure you're alright! Sorry for bothering you and hope you feel better.

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>>5358910
Time to reap then.

>no face DA MAN SEFF or Finn Baylor

My heart still weeps.

>>5358980
Wow Sunny, you sure do look sweaty!
Maybe I can give you a nice tongue bath to clean you up?

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>>5358943
Or maybe I'm just as insane as you are.
>she swallows as her knickers are pulled down, legs crossing to try and hide her already dripping slit
N-now now, let's remember the Hippocratic Oath...

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>>5358909
>Despite her emotionless face a faint blush appearend on Kaga's cheeks, she couldn't bring herself to leave him on its own and so she had an idea. Standing straight and looking around, the carrier reached her open palm at the boy, caressed his white and silky scalp and opened her hand at him, beckoning the little dragon to hold on it.
Then, allow me to be your temporal caretaker, my name is Kaga and we're both going to eat some icream.
>She said it with a calm expression, like if she was readon some sort of monologue.

>>5358843
When will Sheamus become WWE world heavyweight champion? :^)

>>5358745
>A crazed man in robes sees the beautiful spider dangling from above, then kneels in worship and says

Oh beautiful Muffet, this humble man has come from afar to offer you his seed, so you can bear many children.
Please accept me and my body!

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>>5358930
>this only makes him laugh harder, slapping his gut at the sight of the indignant little creature
The one in charge doesn't wear a collar, love! That's just you.
>his tow hook suddenly snaps into the leash loop of the collar, giving her a forceful yank
Meow for me, wouldja? Bwahahah!

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>>5358994
Hey! I'm not your friend, buddy!
>>5359034
Bros before Hoes?
>The tendrils move to her ass
>with a quick movement it smacks on her ass
Well looks like someone works out!

>>5358911
Fuck off Lore

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Should I even bother

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>>5359002
>He gives her a nod
Muffet

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>Beeps

>>5359091
Never give up.

>>5359091
No.

>>5359023
Time to leap then.

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>>5358801
>The words he spoke rang on deaf ears. Her tweaking finger was too busy delivering herself minor jolts of pleasure while he feasted. Desiring an even greater want and need, she lets go of his neck and slips her fingers down under her skirt, rustling the clothes to get past the tight fitting cloth. With a gentle stroke she pets the outside of her stained underwear eliciting a small moan in response.

>>5358831
>Her tongue runs alongside the outside of his crown, flicking at the small slit and lapping out the juices dotting the tip. Her fingers form a ring that tightly grips down around his base and jerks upwards while more tickle at his testicles.
Ahaha~ Then just let me handle it, okay?

>>5358853
>Iowa's shoulders shook from the sudden exposure to the crisp room. Before she had time to give a retort, the battleship yipped at her friend's aggression. The obscene pillows of titflesh kneaded in every direction Kongou directed them as though they were putty. It's sheer weight was enough to cause a struggle in a lightly holding hand. At her loving wring, a deafened moan comes from her closed lips. Iowa relaxed back onto the bed, falling into Kongou's hold much easier than she may have predicted. As she fell, her eye caught sight of Kongou staring at her chest that pales by comparison, chuckling to herself.
Well, I do enjoy a good burger...h-hey, I try to work it off! Don't be so rude!
>One leg drifted up Kongou's side, caressing against her with need.

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>>5358893
Eh, of course admiral, it'd be my pleasure!
>She crawls above him, unbuttoning his shirt without so much as a thought, tugging it off his arms and shoulders as her chest hung and swung in the loosely covering miko outfit. As she dismounted the bed to start on his shoes and pants, she noticed it, her face becoming flushed. She started to pull at his waistband without bothering with the button.
Oh my, Admiral! Look at that! You're so stiff, let Kongou massage the knots out for you!

>>5359006
Wh-what? I didn't think I was getting in the way of your duties that much, Admiral...You should have told me!
>She started to pout, clinging to his shirt as her eyes began to water.
I don't want you to get in trouble with HQ, then they'd transfer you! Th-then Kongou would be all alone without her admiral! Why didn't you tell me?!

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>>5359031
A tongue bath? Thats SUPER gross, anon! Why would you wanna lick me?

>>5359107
This is an omnic free thread

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>>5359053
>

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>>5358864
Hah...so you're just going to let the lady take the lead? How unmanly! But I don't mind. Hehe~
>She began with his shirt. With a single pull she thrust it up and over his head revealing the toned body she loved to look at underneath. Looks like he had been following her advice, or so she hoped anyways. The nail of her index raked over his nipple, tracing nothing and falling down his middle towards his naval and up onto his button. Quickly tearing it apart, the hungry ship yanks down his pants in the same manner leaving him near buck naked. Her palm presses into his chest and shoved him onto his back. Prowling up to him, the predator licks her lips and swallows knowing what was to come. Her thumb presses into the center of his boxers, rolling up the full length of the long-missed rod within.
Looks like you haven't changed much, have you?

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>>5359116
Tell'em anon.

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>>5358841
I want to be fucked by the Hypno.

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>>5359063
>Hana puffs her cheeks out once more, shifting from foot to foot as he laughed.
A collar...? This isn't a necklace? Yah...
>The force of the hook drags her close enough to press her small body into his stomach.
Meow? W-Why would I do that, oppa?
>She demands, trying to control the man- and the situation- herself.

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>>5358702
(Coming right up, sorry this took so long.)
>It had been a long time since Funco was alone. It was her day off and the perfect time to give her barrel and good deep cleaning! She had just returned from buying a few snacks, her body slightly sweaty from the hot afternoon sun. She didn't expect Ichiroku back anytime soon and she couldn't wait to unwind! As she approached her door she noticed that it was left open just a crack. Strange, she was sure she had closed it properly before leaving. She takes a peek inside, perhaps M16 had come home early? No, it was in fact a familiar little boat boy.

Lebe!
I didn't know you were coming to visit, where is your brother?

>>5358769
>Pelts with a heart shaped fun sized piece of chocolate.

>>5358811
....Are you trying to make me mad?

>>5359135
How did you post a blank image?

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>>5359116
I already kinda did
I mean let's face it, nobody here is ever going to care about me whatsoever

As soon as I find a small circle where I can be happy, Virra sends his drones to destroy it, this community is hell bent of keeping me down because it's fucking funny

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>>5359048
>A big, warm smile quickly spread across Yuran's face as she showed him kindness and pat his head. His tail starting to perk up now that he was happier and more relaxed with her. Placing his smaller, delicate hand in her's, he held her hand while he looked up at her with his red eyes that his cheeks matched before nodding eagerly.
My name is Yuran! It's nice to meet a pretty lady like you, miss Kaga! Can we play after icecream?
>A tone of excitement was in his voice as he was eager to spend time with his new friend.

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>>5359002
>Unfortunately for Muffet, Toriel was simply too used to being spooked. After all, she was well acquainted with a pair of skeletal brothers, one of which did nothing but attempt to prank and scare her for fun. However, she was also far too nice to simply ignore the girl's joke, and decided to go along with it. Before Muffet had fully descended, Toriel mumbled in a somewhat serious tone at nobody in particular.
Wherever is Miss Muffet today?
>Upon hearing a small, rather adorable 'BOO' from behind her, Toriel quickly spins around and jumps just a small distance into the air. The pie she brought follows suit, but lands right back down upon the plate without a scratch on it. She puts on a slightly shocked expression, eyes wide and looking right at the purple girl's face.
Muffet...! You can't go around scaring an old woman like myself in such a manner, really now.
>>5359107
Hi Mecha's brother
>>5358841
I'll fuck you later, with my girlfriend.

>>5359120
I would love if you massaged my knots out but I think your chest would do the best job of that
>He smiles and arches his hips up just to help her tug off his pants, smiling as she gets the notice of his desires

>>5359171
Oh, how sad. Maybe if you didn't, I dunno, FUCKING DOX PEOPLE

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>>5359156
Would you settle for a land shark instead?

>>5359171
>nobody here is ever going to care about me whatsoever
Maybe if you gave them a reason to care they would. But you only gave them reasons to stay away from you.

>>5359171
And by giving up you're letting them win.

>>5359119
>He leans back from the overwhelming pleasure, doing his best to restrain himself from throatfucking the shipgirl on the spot
Ahh~~This feels amazing Iowa, my weapon feels brand new! Please give it a closer look!

>>5359171
Just fucking leave. Like rest of shitty avas.

>>5359156
>Pets the lewd rose

>>5359191
Fuck off Jiro

>>5359211
>>5359202
>>5359196
>>5359190
>Responding to the 16 year old

>>5359125
Because girls like you should be kept clean, that's why!
Now raise your arms and let me clean those pits!

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>>5359070
Do no ha-ARM-
>the crack across her ass sends the adrenaline rushing to her head, cheeks flushing a bright red
>work out is an understatement Cletus, those are buns of steel

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>>5359190
>>5359196
>>5359202
>>5359211
Anons. Please. This is just what young Lord Paulinator wants. he wants your attention. Look away and let natural selection take it's course.

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>>5359017
(Well, I should pop up in a day or two, with a new ava. And I'll make sure to show up when I'm awake, so I wont dip out randomly. And thanks for the concern. Makes me feel a bit better)

>>5359162
>Immediately devours the treat
You're lucky that tasted so good!

>>5359162
to be honest not really
because I know exactly what ticks you off the most, so, you have a nice day

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Still open for the night.

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>>5359156
>Eyes the rose woman like a police officer looks at a donut

>>5359211
All the shitty avas just moved to discord

>>5359156
I want to eat out your fat butt

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Stop giving Paul attention, you asinine fucknuggets. No wonder ERP is cancer half of the time.

>>5359257
not really

>>5359119
>"Hmm, she seems to take a very....pleased response to this emergency measure, not that I'm complaining either" I muse to myself still latched to your teat. Watching you take your fingers down below, I try for your attention real quick.
Iowa! You're performing well so far, but for posterity's sake I'll need to test your other side, if you kindly. Would you like me to lend a hand....down there as well?
> Still gulping down cream from your large bud. I look longingly at that other breast as it drips and heaves heavily, wanting a taste.

>>5359120
>Looking down at the distraught battleship, he can't help but be amused by her attachment. He tried his best to hold back his laughter at her teary-eyed face, managing to stifle it to just a smile.
Hey there, easy now. I told you, it's an Admiral's duty to make sure his girls are happy, so I'm not going to burden you with stuff like that. It's my responsibility to make sure stuff gets done around here, so it's my fault that I can never say no to one of my cutest ships.

>>5359264
Feels bad, man.

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>>5359264
>Half of the time

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>>5359240
Am I also lucky because I'm best spider?

>>5359241
Mary plz

Rate how happy you are /10 right now.

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>>5359222
>Shit talking my boy Jiro
I'm gonna violate you!

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>>5359227
Eugh, fine! But I get to tell you were to clean next, ok?

>>5359244
>Ribbon #5607
W-what happened to the other 5606?

>>5359301
4

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>>5359156
Looks like the flower girl needs her big ol' bee to pollinate her. Well, if you want it so bad, why don't you come down right about...here? It's not flowers are the only things that can give you nectar, after all.
>The Hypno seemed rather smug towards the flower, despite his recent course of action with the other Pokemon. He patted down at his lap, as if he expected the flower-designed Pokemon to low down to it, to receive what hid below his simplistic trousers.
>>5359191
Sorry, boy, but this flower's mine. Though, if you really want to get fucked, I can arrange something...
>>5359178
All these people thinking they can get around and fuck me. They just don't know, do they...

h-hey guys, he's not shitposting maybe we could help him improve now

NO ODONTTNTO IVE IT ATTENESHIEN UGH FAGGOTS XXD

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>>5359301
69

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>>5359162
>Lebe sat in Funco's living room watching the clock intently pass. Every second caused him to dig his nails further into his arm. When on earth was she going to get back, he wondered. He had something planned, something devious that couldn't be enacted at school. So in her living room he waited, passing the time away until he had heard the crack at the door. Even before the voice had called out and he greeted her with a friendly smile, he knew who it was. His brother was an unknowing actor in his plan tonight, having asked him to phone away her roommates on a makeshift outing.
Oh Funco! Come inside! I have something to discuss with you. Please, have a seat!
>On the table in front of him was a manila folder with her name on it, waiting to be opened when she took a seat directly next to him. He patted it eagerly, too eagerly in fact.

>>5359264
>half of the time

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>>5359229
>She would feel the tendrils pinch her ass cheeks
>Then spread them opine
>A third tendril now traced over her asshole
Need something to bike down on?

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>>5359301
>8/10. I got a lot of work done and I feel great about that. I also won a game on HG (with an ava who hasn't won before) and got to set the stage for the Hinoka/Setsuna/anon threesome.

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>>5359057
>Muffet turns to the man in robes, eight eyebrows cracking in disbelief as he sinks to his knees
...but of course~
>lowering to the ground, she pinches a finger to her thumb and rubs it in a circle
I might need some coin, though. As sacrifice.

>>5359102
And how might the Man-Spider be tonight?

>>5359178
>oblivious to the old woman's generousness, Muffet laughs as she swings to and fro, pigtails bouncing as she does
Ahuhuhu, the spider's parlor is not one to wander into unprepared~!
>deftly swinging forward, Muffet lands on Toriel's head, quickly scurrying down her body like a tree and hopping off in front of her with a soft 'hup'
>and then, a friendly wave
Hello!

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>>5359119
>>5359120
>monitoring

>>5359175
I'll try my best to keep you entertained.
>It wasn't really obvious, but Kaga wanted to to just embrace and snuggle with the little boy right there, but her strong composure kept her away from unleashing those desires and instead escorted Yuran towards the ERP icecream stand that was conveniently open for them. After taking a seat in front of the counter and ordering two sundaes she began eating, trying her hardest to avert her gaze from his swaying tail.

>>5359301
7/10. I've been building a folder and I'm kinda happy with it so far.

>>5359339
>Threesome

Lucky guy. I wanted to be part of it. Give em hell, Bow-Chan

>kissu

>>5359134
You make it sound so much worse than it really is..hehe~
>After giggling, his member immediately sprung to attention as the ship girl started undoing his clothes, starting with his shirt. An unexpected moans spilled out of his lips as the tip of Iowa's finger sensually caressed his bare toned body.
Hnn..I've been keeping up the exercise, hun.. You helped me so much. I hope you like it~
>Letting Iowa work her magic, the man bit his lip as his pants and underwear were hungrily taken off. All that lay before her was the bare body of her lover.
I can say the same for you, Iowa. I thought that after all this time you'd lose interest in me, but..I'm glad I was wrong.
>His erect rod wagged at the sight of the absolute beauty on top of him, those lewd breasts hanging, just calling out for him to suck upon. He lead her hand to his erection as he leaned forward and did just that. His tongue slathered over her areola and eventually to her wonderful erect pink nipple, while his other hand groped and kneaded the wonderful flesh like a young child.
Mmmph... <3

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>>5359315
I'm gonna fuck you RIGHT in the butt.

>>5359301
5/10
I feel neutral in every way.

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>>5359301
0

>>5359264
I want to date Peri

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>>5359301

5/10

>Some Anon wanted to rape the Maid of Orleans with a group of English Soldiers
>A scenario I'd like to try
>A scenario I'd LOVE to try
>Had to be called somewhere else to fix shit

WHY MUST THE LORD PUNISH ME.
At least I'm home.

>>5359301
8/10
Very contented and lots of quality Avas playing with people and being active positively.

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>>5359300
I don't follow. Mostly because I can't really think right.

>>5359358
when you see my face hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell

>>5359388
You got me now mommy

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>>5359161
Call it a necklace if you like.
>he grins down at her over his stomach, giving her head a little pat and a scratch
'Cause I said so. C'mon. Say 'nyah'.
>there would be no control to be gained back, which was made crystal clear by the soft tug of his chain, the man expectantly waiting for the sound he so longed to hear

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>>5359315
>The Garchomp stared blankly at the Hypno, mostly in disbelief that such a weak, pudgy looking Pokemon could speak in such a manner towards him. Something instinctive inside him wanted him to completely decimate such a smug and arrogant being, but a sniff of the air assured him that this thing wasn't worth his time. Let him plop about with his self-importance. With a scoff, the land shark turned away from the Hypno, he had better things to waste his time with.

>>5359301
(4? 3? 3.5ish?)

>>5359388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN3rQdaFcno&t=40s

>>5359388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1NLfxxIhN0

It would be the greatest honour for this humble servant of God to serve His chosen emmisary for virtue and righteoussness! How may this one serve?

>>5359410
MILKY

WILKY

YUM

YUM

*GULP*

*GASP*

~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>5359301
8/10 because I'm full of chicken McNuggets right now but that means I'll be closer to 4/10 in a couple hours until I can shit them out.

>Jiro
>Hypno

See that's why people don't want male avas.

At least Rance doesn't take himself too seriously

>>5359309
Oh, I suppose that's fair
>He presses his face against her armpit and takes a deep whif
Mmmmm....
>He then coats his tongue with a lot of spit and presses it on the bottom part of her armpit, then slooooowly slides it up, enjoying every inch of soft, sweaty flesh

>>5359459
I once ate 34 in one sitting. I regret nothing.

>>5359468
Rance, Roadhog, and McCree counter the edgy just fine

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>>5359191
I usually prefer more human-like partners, but I could always go for a little fun with a dragon.

>>5359220
>Is petted, not too used to be petted in a non-lewd way.

>>5359254
>Makes lewd dick sucking gestures at the Scilopede as it watches her.

>>5359261
Well I hope if your wanting to eat out my butt, your tongue is not the only thing you put inside me.

>>5359315
>The Roserade peered down to his lap for a few moments before slowly making her way toward the fellow pokemon. Each step would cause her wide child baring hips to sway from side to side until she was quite close to him.
Some...pollination...would be quite nice.
>Her flower covered hands would then raise up to rest on his trousers with a few fingers that were hidden beneath those petals wrapping around his waistline. She seemed to be quite eager.

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>>5359477
>God damn. And I thought the 20 for $5 deal was excessive.

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>>5359417
I'm not a cat...
>She huffs, crossing her arms under her chest.
>Still, with his hook looped into her collar like a leash, Hana wasn't inclined to refuse him.
...Nyah.
>The girl mewls in a mumble, looking at the pig tattooed on his stomach instead of his face.

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>>5359119
H-hah! I always knew these were your weak point!
>She tried to stare off defiantly, the ahoge twitching in the wind as she attempted to hide her embarrassment at the size difference with her own pride. She let off the boat's bosom, Reaching to pin down the arms again and keeping her face close to Iowa's with a cheeky smile as she stared into star-spangled eyes. Feeling the leg drawing up her side only inflated the British ship's ego, as she bent down from atop the bigger boat to adorn her with another kiss on the lips. Her hand crept underneath the back, weaving between golden locks as she went to grasp at the rough skirt or the boat's uniform. She closed her eyes quickly, melting into the locked lips of their heated passions.

>>5359181
A-admiral, that's so lewd! But I think I can still help you with that!
>When she'd finally removed the pants, she pressed her barely clothed chest against his stiffened undergarments, the soft flesh giving way around his loins as she smiled up toward him.

>>5359284
N-no!
>She hopped onto her admiral, clinging to his clothes and rubbing the tears against his shirt as she bawled, soaking through quickly.
Th-that's not fair admiral! I don't want you to goooohooohooohooo! Kongou said she would help, but all she's done is make things worse! Please scrap me so you can get your work done properly! I want you to succeed! I couldn't live with myself knowing that I'd gotten you in trouble!
>She looks up with a tear covered face as she sniffles, even at his polite smile.

>>5359354
>Waves at the cute, stolid carrier with a smile

>>5359447
*does a happy dance*

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What a bunch of misfits and freaks we got here. I love it!

>>5359345
>The man reaches inside his robes and pulls out the only thing kept in it, a large sack full of golden coins.
Here you are my queen, I hope this proves my worthiness of you accepting my seed!

>>5359477
>>5359504
10 for dinner, 10 for breakfast. I'm trying to build up a resistance to them.

>>5359468
What's wrong with Jiro?

>>5359489
*you're
I have no idea why I have started to fuck that up as of recent.

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>>5359410
>>5359447

There's a special place for you two somewhere in Hell.

>>5359432

Your loyalty is noted, o noble soul!
I'm sure both the rightful King of France and God are pleased with your devotion.

>>5359425

What did he mean by this.

>>5359504
I never said I didn't leave with my bowels intact. But in my defence, I was really hungry, had the midnight munchies.....And I am also Six and a half foot.

I-I am a big guy

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>>5359518
>>5359447
You can stop replying to your phone for attention now.

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>>5359345
>Muffet's movements over Toriel's soft form were actually quite ticklish, causing her to giggle for a few moments as the girl scampers down to the ground in front of her.
I see that, you're quite the vigilant one it seems. Always watching for anyone who might happen upon your section of the underground, hm?
>Placing her pie down upon the table of Muffet's unoccupied bake sale stand, Toriel huffs and takes a breath to calm, her giggling fit down, then smiles back at the small spider girl. Toriel returns the wave and addresses the girl in a rather calm manner.
Now that you've had your fun scaring me well enough, how do you do today Miss Muffet? I trust everything has been going well?
>>5359535
Literally nothing

>>5359489
I'll fill you with more then my tongue, just as long as I get to worship that butt and those nice, juicy thighs

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>>5359526
Junk Oppa!

>>5359535
Just look at his fucking Cringechomp.

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>>5359354
>Yuran happily held onto her hand and skipped along beside her while humming softly. He licked his lips at the frozen desert with his tail swaying behind him like a dog's. He kicked his short legs in the air since they couldn't quite reach the ground and he had plenty of energy inside him that needed to get out somehow with his age. He took a big spoonful of the frosted treat and hesitated right before he chomped down on the spoon.
Thank you very much, miss Kaga!
>And with that, he started to quickly devour his treat.

Which food joint OBJECTIVELY has the best chicken tendies?

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If I go and make a new folder can I RP again

>>5359489
>Smirks before suddenly grabbing the lewd rose and leaning forward, stealing a kiss from her lips and showing his tongue inside of her mouth for a brief time before pulling back
Hello there pet!. Nice to see you around here once again!

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>>5359489
>SWEATS PROFUSELY upon seeing the extreme lewdness in front of him. Surely this woman didn't mean she could deepthroat him!
N-nani sore!?
>Translators note: Nani Sore means 'What does it mean!?'

>>5359550
Fuck off Lore

>>5359559
>it's another 'anons are triggered by RPs they're not a part of' episode
wew

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>>5359345
Horrible as always

>>5359514
your top is in the way...
>He lays back and relaxes in his erection gets absorbed into her chest

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>>5359301
7/10.

>>5359577
PDQ

>>5359538
Be it serving your meals, polishing your weapon and armour. Or even kiss your feet. It is this ones honour to serve the Maid of Orleans! Command this one and he shall serve!

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>>5359388
What picture did they use?

>>5359506
DVa, if you're not busy, can I impregnate your perfect body so you can give birth to healthy children?

>>5359588
Anons are getting mad at both Jiro and Lore. All we need now is Mecha to trigger 'THE TRIGGERING'

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>>5359489
>With a hiss, the dragon approached the flower Pokemon, admiring her generous curves as he made his approach. Powerful strides brought his massive figure to tower over the Roserade, crimson musculature heaving with his deep, lustful breaths. The beast's maw hung open, releasing a prolonged sound of satisfaction as the Garchomp brought his hammerhead lower, level with the Roserade's face. Piercing golden eyes stared into the sultry orbs hiding away behind the leafy masquerade veil and the beast said hello to her the only way he knew how to a female that caught his interest. The beast brought out his long, wicked tongue and gave her face a lick.

>>5359538
>can't lewd best musou girl

I'm already there.

>>5359577
>Not eating popcorn chicken instead

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>>5359613

>>5359613
Mecha is nowhere as bad, he's just a massive cuck.

>>5359538
>feeding (you)s
You should know better Your grace.

>>5359535
No one really knows.

>>5359639
None of them are bad. Anons just hate them for one reason or another.
>>5359632
I SUMMON THEE

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>>5359364
Oh, aren't you just so silly. Do you really think that you could overpower a Hypno? The only way this will end with your own ass ravaged. So, if you really want a fuck, why don't you just go sit right there with that pretty flower?
>The Hypno had twirled his personality around quicker than a shitposter that just got off school on summer break. It seemed to be a common thing with Hypnos to either be the fakest of the fake, or to be a blatant molester. This Hypno seemed to be the first.
>>5359489
>>5359425
That's right. Unlike that Garchomp over there, you seem to actually know your place.
>He knew that Garchomps were particularly strong Pokemon; they weren't called beings that could rival the gods for no reason. However, he seriously doubted that any brutish being like that could have the willpower to take on his hypnosis. Even with the ones that could, he bet could at least get away from them like a dirty coward.
>The Hypno gently lowered his trousers, revealing his nicely-endowed assets. One could even say that a simple look at them could hypnotize one more than a pendulum; at least, if your mind was that far down the gutter, anyway.
>>5359468
(Sorry, Anon. I didn't want to play a waifu, but I also wanted to play something at least a little silly. I'll probably mess around with other things later, but I'm betting a lot of stuff is taken.)

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>>5359601

So, a squire?
But I'm not worthy of such a gracious offer, I'm but a humble warrior of the Lord, a mere tool for his will to protect France.

>>5359611

That one~

>>5359620

But I'm not Sun Shang Xiang.

>>5359535
As a person Jiro is emotionally unstable, prone to getting attached to the slightest hint of affection, and too nice to be able to handle the role of moderator.

His RP is fine.

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>>5359686
>His RP is fine.

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>>5359578
You'll make it, then after this bout of minor self awareness, you'll use it to shitpost as usual.
no point mate, just go play TF2.

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>>5359671
>
You don't really believe you're stronger than I am, do you?

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>>5359334
>the thin tentacle tracing over her pucker gets her heart racing, and Valentine is acutely aware of how much blood is rushing where
...I think I'll be fine.

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>>5359181
>Knowing just the specialty he desired, Iowa's always smiling face nods in excitement. They were her favorite assets after all and she would take every opportunity to use them. Ripping away the knot of her navy blue jacket, Iowa hefted out each breast from the grey undershirt for him to ogle at. With another lick down his long shaft, she properly lubed him up with enough spittle for an easy descent into the tight crevice of her chest. Lining him up, she slid all the way down to the base, letting him adjust to the constricting flesh of her love tunnel.
There we go~! How do you like it?

>>5359271
>Nodding to his request, she plops out the dripping nipple from his mouth and deposits the other one exactly where his sucking mouth left off. No less bitter than the previous, her milk flows just the same from her opposite breast. Unbuttoning the top of his pants, her hand dives inwards to cradle the length of his erection, rubbing at the underside with a firm press-down of her thumb. It tails over his frenulum and down under the cap, turning into a stroke downwards and quick jerk back up. Her forehead bursts into a sweat from the oppressing humidity of the room created by their joined bodies.

>>5359696
Do point out what's wrong with it.

>>5359514
>He couldn't hold himself back anymore, as he began chuckling in front of the desperate ship girl. He placed his palm on the top of Kongou's head, squishing the girl's ahoge down against the rest of he hair, ruffling it with petting.
Come on now, you think I'm gonna let any of that happen? Besides, you did help. I felt all refreshed and energized today. Today's missions are already done, and that light cruiser's rage is already quelled. See? No harm, no foul.

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>>5359363
How could I lose interest in such a wonderful person? You were one of my firsts on my arrival here! Things have been going swimmingly and-uh...that's for a later time! But now~! Ah...
>His playful dive inwards to the breasts he well remembered caused her to silence herself once more. Such words were useless now anyways, they could come much later. Hanging above him, she powered through on one arm while the other played around with his privates. She dipped into the waistband and heaved it down around his ankles, letting his erection spring to life in front of her glazed eyes. Full of thirst herself, she backed away from him, but didn't leave him hanging. Swinging her broadside around, she hovers her shapely rear just above his vision while she began work on his sex. Slathering her tongue across his base, she licked up like a lolipop, shoving the candy into her mouth and suckling hard down upon a forgotten taste. The moans of her mouth vibrated against his bulbous helmet, amplified by the damp, heated breath battering upon it.

>>5359514
>Iowa deeply missed the taste of her British companion. Even now upon her lips she could taste the flavor of the tea she was drinking earlier. It was so much better coming this way than the actual drink. Kongou's strength was still formidable since she was a part of Iowa's class, but the American did little to fight back. Remaining pinned, her lips opened to invite Kongou in. When her hand reached her nape, Iowa hefted her head up and back down, falling into the cradle with relative ease. With one arm free, she raised it to stroke the side of Kongou's cheek, brushing away a bit of chestnut bang that got in the way of her beautiful features. Her tongue swirled up and out, begging for Kongou's to come inward for a spell. The pace of her grinding leg quickened, deepening the push in to her partner's side. Small moans erupted into Kongou's mouth, higher pitched than her usual ones.
Mnnnn....

>Pokemon dickwaving

WEW

ALDS

>>5359682
This one lost everything he had to English raiders. Vengeance is not what he seeks, only a life of servitude in the light of God and His chosen one.

>He kneels down infront of the Maid of Orleans
It would be the greatest honour this one could ever hope for by serving God's favoured directly. If your will and that of The Lord is for me to charge into the English battlelines and perish, it shall be so.

God has chosen you for a reason. You are destined to save France from The Black Prince's tyranny. If you are God's tool..then let this one be yours

>>5359697
>He uses that fat assed femboy to post copy pasta now
It hurts. It hurts me deep. Like realizing the one girl in highschool never loved you.

>>5359723
How about you just read how much of a cringy ass mcedgelord he is?

>>5359728
This only started happening because everyone was all "we need more male avas" now we're getting infested with male Pokemon.

>>5359728
>ALDS
What did he mean by this?

>>5359620
>>5359682
>Best Musou Girl
>SSX

Who are Inahime/Sanzang?

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>>5359697
>>5359741
Well I can't RP with her anymore, secrets out that it's me so what's the point.

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How do I rp good lads?
Everyone tells me I suck at it and you guys are like the Shakespeare of rp so can you hook a brother up with your secret tactics?

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>>5359506
Nah. You're cuter than that.
>a heavy slap across her covered ass shows his opinion of the effort
But come on, louder. I'll give you a treat if you do.
>the pig bounces with his laughter, that belly button sticking out and just asking to be pushed in

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>>5359745
>>5359728
>Anons getting cucked after all their shitposting

P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>>5359744
That's not subjective criticism. It's just buzzwords.

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>>5359328
Funco stepped inside and closed the door behind her. Something about the way he eagerly tapped at the envelope made her nervous. Lebe was definitely the more outgoing brother, and he struck her as a bit of a prankster so Funco was half expecting some kind of gag. She slowly made her way next to him, sitting down and snuggling up right up to his lithe body. Upon closer inspection she noticed her name had been written on it, a gift perhaps?

Something to discuss? It wouldn't have anything to do with this little envelope would it? You didn't have to bring me anything you know!

>She picks up the envelope and starts to fiddle with it, smile stuck to her face and completely oblivious to what he had planned.

>>5359392
Don't worry about it then, just rest your head.
>Sprays with water bottle.

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>>5359717
>>5359717
>The thin tendril slides into her ass
>Then expands and starts pumping
HA! ya was saying?

>>5359728
The ALDS doesn't start for another two weeks.
>mfw the Yankees shit the bed against the Red Sox after looking decent for a few weeks
Th-there's always next year

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>>5359741
There's absolutely nothing stopping me from cucking Paul out of one of his avatars

>>5359762
because you can't stop yourself from sperging for more than a minute is the reason
people were starting to get chill with you then after mecha tells dmg to not rp with you like he shouldn't you go attack virra for some reason and now we're here
basically you're retarded

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>>5359782

>>5359782
But that ava is garbage, play one of the good ones.

>>5359718
>"Oh my she really enjoys this!" I think as I'm whisked away from your breast only to be latched onto the other. With a steady new flow I begin to suckle away and gulp down even more nourishment.
Hnnn....Miss Iowa...Fine Handiwork
>I stutter out between large sips of sweet cream as you take my cock and begin pumping it. Precum already dripping from the heat of the moment and taste of your milk.

>>5359773
>No greentext
kill me senpai.

>>5359782
PLEASE. That ass needs a face to sit on.

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>>5359682
>roars at the French girl

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>>5359698
If you really want to test that, then let me give you a challenge. If you can overpower my hypnosis, then maybe, just maybe, I'll let you have a little fun with my ass. And, if I win...well, you know EXACTLY how it would end, don't you?
>>5359728
>>5359745
(Nothing wrong with having other people that like other things. If you don't like it, you can always ignore it. Though, I wouldn't be too surprised if you just want (You)s from one of the faster /trash/ threads.)

>>5359795
Name em, I can play anything Paul does, except better and with no autism.

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>>5359558
Well..But it isnt the brat with the boom boom suit! What are you doing around here? Isn't this place for someone older?
>Jamie said with a grin while seeing the familiar girl and walking up to her. and patting the top of her head gently with his human hand.

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>>5359529
>Muffet's eyes spin like lotto wheels, all landing on red 7's and dinging wildly
Ahuhuhu...strip, servant.
>she files her nails in an attempt to keep looking casual, waiting for the human to shed his clothing

>>5359550
You have to keep a sharp eye out when your subjects are tiny enough to step on.
>the pie catches her attention, the only sugary snack from a monster better than what she could make, and she licks her lips hungrily
But of course~ This quarter will be our best yet, you just wait and see.

>>5359590
Why is that?

>>5359771
If you can't tell what those means, then I can't help you.

>>5359824
Anyone can, even Lupin or Luffy

Basically your RP skill has to be beyond being only able to say 'take it slut' and use tildes.

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>>5359762
Try and maybe, I dunno, NOT be a shitter? At least give the folder who'll actually use the femboy.
First step to forgiveness is realizing that you fucked up and you did something wrong, and trying and make amends for your mistakes.
Get it? Got it? Good.

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>>5359574
>Kaga was almost hypnotized watching the young dragon devour his treat little by little, to the point she finished her icecream first without even realising until her cup was empty and nothing was left. She once again petted his white hair, taking the chance to feel the odd blue horns decorating his head and resisting the urge to reach for that tail. The older woman paid the costs of the icecream and bowed respectfully to the vendor.
I'm glad you enjoy it. Please suggest me anything you want to play with and I shall give my best to follow.

>>5359824
Sex Maniac

>>5359840
They mean nothing, anon. You're just spouting memes. Besides, if you think Jiro is edgy, I can only imagine how you'd feel about that male Momiji Alpha played with Reimu awhile ago.

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>>5359824
Play ROB better than me

Final destination
no items
this is a joke

>>5359847
If I give the folder away it'll just be hex maniac 2.0 and it'll just get used for shitposting

>>5359832
>The man obediently removes his thin robes, and then pulls down his undergarments, remaining entirely naked in front of the spider.

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>>5359556
You certainly can Anon. In fact you didn't even need to offer me anything before i'd let you worship my ass and thighs. But i'd be lying if I said I didn't love being filled with more things then a tongue or some fingers.

>>5359579
>She was left pleasantly surprised by the sudden grabbing and kiss. But as his tongue slid inside of her mouth, her own tongue would quickly greet his until it left.
Hello to you too! It's always nice to see you too.

>>5359582
>She did not know just how hung the Scilopede was, but she was quite confident in her ability to take cocks.
I want to suck your cock silly. I thought my little gesturing made it obvious enough.

>>5359620
>She intently watched the Garchomp as it grew closer and closer to her, curious as to just what the large pokemon was going to do. She was quite the small flower compared to him, a bit less then half his so it would take a fair amount of lowering to bring his hammerhead to be on level with her face. Her eyes would stare at his for a few moments, only for them to close once she felt that long tongue lick across her face. Once her eyes re-opened, a smile would be left on her lips.
Someone seems pretty friendly.

>>5359671
>She would let out a light gasp upon seeing that now freed member, only to instantly show off her eagerness instead of replying to his comment. Both of her small hands would grip onto his shaft while bringing his head up to her lips. From there she would give it a light whiff followed up by wrapping her lips halfway down his cockhead, lightly sucking on it while her tongue flicked at it from inside of her mouth.

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>>5359832
Clone stuff, you wouldn't get it

>>5359766
Basically, right, if you describe everything as throbbing, you get 100% more length and quality.

And as we know, mathematically, length = quality, following this simple tip will boost your RP quality to 300%!

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>>5359730

So, we are not unlike each other.

>Joan slowly fell on a single knee, her hands reaching for the man's hand, taking hold of it with her own and gracing him with a smile that could only barely be rivaled by an angel.

I lost everything when they attacked my humble home when I was but a young girl. My spirit burned with the dark fires of vengeance until God sent me a signal and led me to aid our Dauphin to become King of France and occupy the throne which God gave to him.

>She slowly stood up, helping the man to do the same.

Rise then. Let us work together to bring peace to our country!

>>5359814

>Has faced bigger, uglier things in Warriors Orochi.
>She isn't not afraid!

....

>She's just a bit afraid.

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>>5359779
>her teeth jut and grind against each other, the sudden expansion forcibly stretching her out to a near painful point
>one of her fists grips the examination table tightly, nails crushing down onto cold steel
...
>she gives a silent and shaky thumbs up

>tfw no mommy to erp with

>>5359889
How about you sit on my face and get me all worked up then, so I really shove something in you

>>5359766
If you do erotic asphyxation, your RP-penis will grow.

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>>5359514
>>5359726
>Kaga dashes without even moving her feet and blatantly spies on both of her comrades and their intimate endeavours, straight and cold face with a faint shade of red on her cheeks as usual.
...It seems you've reached the happy end of this "route", just how they say.

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>>5359868
Paul, Paul, not everybody is that Hex shitter, alright? You can't base your opinion of everyone ever on that one shitstain, kapeesh?
I'm sure you still have one friend who you trust and who ERPs, right?
Fuck man, give it to Bolin or something.

What's Virra's name again?

>>5359816
Yeah, Harding, you're so fucking dumb I can't believe it.

>>5359925
Robert Paulson

>>5359925
lightning cock

The Paul cycle should just be renamed to the /ERP/ cycle.

>Paul acts normally for a while
>Something is said or done that triggers him, justified or not
>He loses his mind and shitposters egg him on the entire time
>He gets depressed some time afterwards and everyone tries to 'help' him/shitpost even more
>None of the advice goes through and we return to step 1 or he gets pissed and we go back to step 3