erp titties or something edition old: >>5345823

>>5349815
>tfw no breasts for boys to suck on while I give them a gloved handjob

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>>5349836
show feet

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>>5349842
u mean lik this

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Hand over the subs and no one gets hurt

WHAT'S VIRRA'S NAME

>>5349854
yes so good. the best feet ever

>>5349863
Yoshikage Kira

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>>5349756
(Pets would work too but they'd be a lot harder to maintain then a trap :p)
(Best pic I have of karl for this just pretend the gun is gone and I'm the skull guy lol)

>Karl just keeps muffling in Nellkos thighs while he tries to nod, unable to mention to her that he can't pull her panties off, unable to communicate normally he just licks t her crotch in long, slow, rough licks while he also gently taps the side of her leg to let him free. As he waits for her to free him, his free hand gently touches her thighs with nothing but his nails as they run down her leg.

>>5349863
Dark Link

>>5349863
John Cena

>>5349863
Pururutia

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>>5349866
u rly mean it

>>5349875
yay the stupid shit disturber still gets (you)s

>>5349863
Knot M Portant

>>5349890
yes. i cummed to them. sleep time now. good night pink dinosaur.

>>5349863
Deadly Queen

post vocaroos

Is fake name posting the best meme?

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>>5349863
Diav-

>>5349905
Type less.

>>5349863
DJ Khaled

>>5349861
Link?

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>>5349791
>As he teases and plays with her nipples, she bites her lower lip and stifles a quiet moan, obviously enjoying it. She doesn't make a big deal out of it, but her pink nubs swell up from their inverted state, wordlessly demanding that he returns his attention to them soon enough.
Nnnh~ I-It's okay, I don't blame you~
>However, she does as requested and slowly spreads her legs apart, the fleshy thighs following along, barely leaving him any room to slide both his hands between them near the top.
Like that?

>>5349875
(Wow Karl, that's a lot of effort to find an erotic nazi pic.)

>It takes her a moment to snap out of it as she enjoys his prodding tongue just a bit too much, but then realizes she's been trapping him between her thighs all this time.
O-Oh~! R-Right!
>And so she slowly, reluctantly releases him from her meaty death grip.

>>5349914
Such as?

>>5349863
what caused this meme

>>5349923
epic

Anyone else sexually attracted to virras suffering?

>>5349924
LD doxxing him over Discord + only a censored screen was posted, so we don't know details

>>5349924
Paul doxxed Virra's name and address, but no one saw it because he posted it in his dead discord. He denies it up and down but Jinx proved it. And really, who are you going to believe? Jinx of Paul?

>>5349918
>He nods to her question, fanning his hands out over her squishy thighs, smearing the oil over the expanse over them. Every so often his fingers would briefly tease over her puffy mound through her panties, but he did his best to focus on his task.
>Before long though, her front from her knees all the way to her collar bone were covered in body oil, shimmering and smooth. He licked his lips, looking her over, mouth full of saliva from such a delicious sight.
>His hands run up from her thighs, briefly rubbing over her mouth, to her soft belly, to the underside of her massive breasts, fingers tracing over her plump, hardened nipples.
... all done. How do you feel?

>>5349938
Paul.

>>5349938
Innocent until proven guilty :^)

>>5349948
>>5349958
Oh you.

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>>5349938
There is no debate.

>>5349973
>I want to let ERP die already
>I don't want to be banned so I can't post in ERP
When will Paul die from having literally no brain?

>>5349973
Looks shopped.

Lurkers post titties pls

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>>5349989

>>5349973
Oh, look at that absolutely legit and in no way edited evidence!

>>5349995
Hi LD

>>5349984
Then he couldn't have his revengeance

All these Paul supporters waking up before preschool starts, I guess.

>>5350003
Why are you so mad right now, anon?

>>5350003
Oniichan stick your unwashed neet cock inside my preteen pussy

>>5350003
Hi Lore

>>5350012
Because I can't fathom why people would bother defending a living shitstain even jokingly.

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>>5349946
>Every time he did linger on her groin, she would barely manage to contain her moans, doing her best to keep perfectly still even as she was getting quite worked up, much like himself.
>She laid there, completely slick and ready for... Ready for what, exactly? She felt like all this had built up to something, and yet...
... H-Huh? All done already? But we just-... Aww, man...
>She lifts her head to look at him with a slight pout, then down at her glossy and exposed self.
What now, then...?

>>5349989
Not exactly lurking but... Here~

>>5350024
Lore is a paul supporter you fucktard, both want death to the threads

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>>5349918
(I've had that pic for a long while but I've never sued it, I've looked pretty hard for good karl pics though.... there isn't alot which sucks.)

(I'm gonna go to sleep after this next reply, too tired to stay awake much longer. Don't stay up too late, and I hope you have alot of fun with that anon~)

>Finally able to catch a breath of fresh air, he takes it in deeply as his nails dig into the side of nellko to loop under her panties. Slowly he slides them down her thighs as the fabric clings to the wetness of her cunt. The scent of her moisture filled his nose much better now then before.

I never expected to see such a wunderbar(Wonderful... if I spelled it correctly.) creature such as yourself, let alone be peeling off your cute panties~

>The panties finally drop down from her cunt then freely slide down her legs, his hands no free glide up her legs, past her thighs as they slowly but surely make their way up to her chest. His face was now planted back in her crotch. laping at her with a mixture of slow,fast, long,and short licks each of them was rough.

>>5349989

>>5349938
That, and the fact that he keeps refusing to say what information he did post if it really wasn't a dox makes it obvious that he's trying to hide something.

>>5350025
Because he did nothing wrong compared to half the people here.

>>5350026
Just done with the oiling up, I mean.
>He said, his hands working over her breasts once again as both of them surely expected him to do. He pressed the thick mounds together, squishing them before letting them bounce free, fingers pinching and tugging once more at her nipples, tweaking them.
Feels like your body is interested in more than just a bit of oiling up though, eheh.

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>>5350042
>He did nothing wrong

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>>5350042

>>5350029
>death to the threads
I don't see how the threads could go any more downhill at this point

LD is Virra

>>5350042
>Because he did nothing wrong compared to half the people here.
>Doxxed twice.

>>5350025
Well, why wouldn't they defend him? First of all, there is no definite evidence those screencaps aren't edited and secondly, you and everyone else bashing Dom don't even know the whole story either. Anon, I understand you're mad, but you gotta understand that not everyone is like you, pretending to know the truth when they actually don't.

Isn't it weird that the only "proof" you people are able to post only consists of memes, reaction images and greentexting?
Anon, please. I know it's hard having to accept you're in the wrong, but living in denial just isn't healthy. You can hide behind your memes all you want, but you aren't proving anything, you know?

>>5350072
>punishing people dumb enough to give out their personal information online
>wrong

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>>5350082
Okay

>>5350085
>punishing people dumb enough to implicate themselves.
>wrong

>>5350085
Virra didnt give out their information, someone else doxxed them and gave it to LD and LD told Virra someone did this and it was mentioned a few times here and there

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>>5350030
(Well, of course there isn't, it's not meant for sexual, silly Karl.)

(And alright, I'll save your reply and respond to it the next time we pick this up. Sleep well now~)

>>5350044
O-Oh! Of course, silly me. I lost track of things for a minute there, heh~
>She felt stupid for a moment, but that quickly went away as he began to knead her plentiful tit-flesh once again.
Y-Yeah, I um... I wouldn't say no if you massaged my insides, too~!
>She let out awkwardly with a flustered look as she shifted on the table, arcing her back up ever so slightly to push herself into his hands.

>>5350101
>doxxed
Yeah sure.

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>>5350042
Let's go back
Back to the beginning
Back to when LD, DMG and Tomoko all roamed free.

'Cause ERP
Didn't feel like ERP
Trying to fit a penis into a vagina was a lie.
Unnnndeerage.

Let the drama all start,
and wake sheeple up
Let it wash away
Our sanity
'Cause LD wants to stir up drama
They want to scream
Let the chat logs be posted,
Paul's coming clean.

>>5350113
dank meme's anon!

>>5350122
I want to fug Illias.

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>>5349989

>>5350082
I don't think evidence of any kind would persuade you otherwise. Any screencap would just be "it could be fake", any admission would just be "well, you don't know the whole story".

I think the fact that Paul, if he truly didn't doxx anyone, refuses to give the true contents of "that info" he posted tells me everything I need to know.

I really don't know why Paul is so bent out of shape about people not RPing with his avatars when at least one person is willing to ride his dick no matter what.

Here's your final (you) out of me.

>>5350108
You're an honest kitty, aren't you?
>He chuckles, relaxing a bit knowing the catgirl was about on the same level as he was. With one hand still kneading and rubbing one of her massive breasts, the other trails down from the other mound over her soft belly, and finally to her panties.
>Easily enough his hand slips into her panties, and his fingers find her sex, just as plump and soft as the rest of her, and he dips two fingers into her with ease, feeling how wet she was already.
>How wet and heated she felt inside made him let out a little grown of excitement himself, leaning over towards her to bring his lips to her shoulder, kissing at her shimmering skin as he simultaneously groped and fingered her.

>>5350123
>meme
The fact of the matter is that /erp/ absolutely needs a boogieman and because of toxic mob mentality, it's Paul.

>>5350141
He ERPs once a week for like an hour until he 'loses his mood' then blogs the rest of the time.

>>5350146
Just how fucking long have you been in the ERP threads?

A week?

There are certainly upsides to uniting everyone against a common enemy, but there are also downsides to said person existing at all.

In /erp/, Paul is god emperor Trump and the people spreading lies about him are BLM supporters and tumblr-enthusiasts.
Prove me wrong.
>Protip: You can't.

>>5350146
The boogeyman meme of late is an odd one.
People like Lore and Owain don't stick out as good boogeymen because they don't care.
Mecha showed he can RP and he doesn't really antagonize people.
Nue is a literally who by this point.
Paul is so easily triggered into saying and doing stupid shit he's an lolcow with unending milk.

>>5350174
>Paul is so easily triggered into saying and doing stupid shit he's an lolcow with unending milk.

You know, when you put it this way and you think of it not as 'drama' but 'fucking around' then honestly this is all a chuckle and a half.

Good times.

My only problem is not that I take it seriously, but I'm worried other people do take it seriously.

>>5350135
>>5350108
>>5350030
>pets

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>>5350145
I guess I aa-Aahm~!
>She lets out, her sentence punctuated by a loud moan as she feels his fingers wandering to her boiling, slippery lips right under a neatly trimmed shock of red hair.
O-Oohh~ Now you're talking! Mmmm~
>She didn't care they were on a massage table in a parlor, she wanted him to fuck her right then and there. And damn whoever might overhear them.

>>5350216
>Hugs
Morning Pet anon!

>>5350195
There's always someone who takes it seriously. And there's also always the couple of people so awful they actively -try- to get that level of attention and fail miserably at it.

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Hey

>>5350195
>My only problem is not that I take it seriously, but I'm worried other people do take it seriously.
Well, sorry to say, but they really. Just look at what is happening. Roleplayers are doxxing eachother in an attempt to make it look like Paul is the culprit. Can it get any crazier at this point? This is literal madness.

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>>5350243
>Hugs

>>5350232
>Returns the hug, nuzzling against her cheek
Good morning to you, too~

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>>5350254
Don't hug me!

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>>5350265
Why not?
>Hugs even more

>>5350163
When he's not ignoring RP invitations after complaining how the threads are so devoid of RP, of course.

>>5349985
There's only so far you can go with denial.

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>>5350278
Because I said so you baka!

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>>5350289
Why should I listen to you? You clearly have no idea what you want!

>>5350232
>Pressed close to her side, his fingers continue to pump in and out of her, a soft wet squelch sounding with every motion of his fingers, feeling the catgirl grow wetter and wetter as time goes on. The crotch of her panties are soaked by now, and his other hand is tweaking and pinching at a nipple so roughly his own eagerness is surely showing by now.
>Leaning more forward, he gives her cheek a kiss, even as both hand continue to assault her.
Hah... alright, well... let me massage your insides with something a bit bigger now, then... alright?

(Sorry to do this as we're getting to the best part, but tired's hitting and I don't wanna halfass what should be a lovely finale to this(or fall asleep on you like last time we played, heh). Mind if we break until next time?)

>>5350243
sniff my dick

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>>5350258
>Plants a big wet kiss right on your lips, as per tradition
How are you this morning, hmm~?

>>5350342
(Aw, alright. Don't worry about it, I fully understand. Passing out sucks.)

(I'll just reply to your post next time we're both around then. Sleep well Mecha!)

>>5350384
kys attention whore

>>5350377
(Thanks for being a sweetheart as always Sponts. Had fun all the same, it was lovely. I'm sure we'll cross paths sooner rather than later. Have a good rest of your night/morning/day!)

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>>5350389
Fuck you.

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>>5350384

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>>5350396
Whatcha gonna do nerd?

>>5350377
>Blushes heavily, squirming and hiding his face in her shoulder.
Not too bad...Sleepy and groggy, but otherwise well. Yourself?

>>5350424
wew. read that as
>Bitches heavily, smuging

I should go back to sleep

>>5350435
Go sleep.
>pets and tucks in

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>>5350392
(Always a pleasure. See you soon!)

>>5350424
>She giggles and returns his pet, patting his head in turn.
Oh, it'll pass, I'm sure.
And I'm just dandy myself, if only a tad tired, but that's normal for me around this hour.

>>5350443
i can't! don't make me get too comfy..

>>5350445
>He lets out a happy sigh, relaxing further into her.
It will! Just woke up a little while ago so my head is still sorta foggy. Hugs and cuddles still very appreciated~

>>5350451
But why not? You're a sleepy!

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>>5350498
Mhm~ Well, take all the time you need, then.
>She says, kissing his head, as she holds him nice and close into her lewd bunny assets.
I hope you have a good day, Pet anon~

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(Morning lads)

>>5350540
>His blush deepens, nuzzling himself closer into her chest, doing his best to prevent his natural response.
I'm....I'm sure it will be! Busy if nothing else...

>>5350029
Lore doesn't like Paul though

>>5350578
Nobody fucking likes Paul

>>5350554
Morning dead hour Chell.

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>>5350610
>it's not her fault, more deer come out at this time of day
>she waves cheerily at the anon

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Sleepy hours.

>>5350648
>pets
Petting hours?

Good morning. Is Paul still relevant?

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>>5350620
(Those hips)

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>>5349313
>>5349385
And here is a folder (yeah, it's quite big). I'm sure there are some duplicate pics, I'm just too lazy to organize this properly. Anyway have fun.

https://mega.nz/#!QBYWSDyT!4zLuqxOkhFnwtF_rHjPKNqwX0VpCHM1apnqi0NwgV4I

>>5350657
>young girl in a school uniform approaches PetAnon
Please pet me before I go to school, PetAnon.

>>5350662
He's irrelevant but very loud. Kind of like a feminist

>>5350676
For you.

>>5350670
>Steals bow

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>>5350408
Kill myself.

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>>5350670
(She got the hip)
(She got the booty)

>>5350679
>He blinks a few times before reaching his hand out, giving her head a few gentle pats.
Well, I can't say no to that one!

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>>5350686
>she looks confused for a secpnd, slowly looking more angry at the theif
Give me my bow back! Now!

>>5350705
(Doe she got the motion to the commotion?)

>>5350709
>she squeals with delight as his hand gently makes contact with the top of her head
Thank you, PetAnon!
>she wraps her arms around his neck and gives him a quick kiss on the lips

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>>5350714
(That she does, little crab loli)

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>>5350729
(Nice)

>>5350720
>A blush spreads across his cheeks with the kiss, instinctively wrapping his arms around her to return the hug.
H-hey...Don't mention it...Now don't you have to get going?
>He releases her with a quick wave.
Don't want to be late, now~

>>5350676
>pets
Hi Nep! Hope you're doing well~

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I'm waking up

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>>5350676
Waaaaaaai.

>>5350771
>Mewtwo
You're cool

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>>5350787
What? N-no, you're clearly thinking of someone else. Fronk maybe?

>>5350791
Fronk is cool too though

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>>5350791
>>5350800

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>>5350800
Fronk is pretty great, yes.

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>>5350809
>>5350815
I think you're both very cool dudes!

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>>5350809
Yes, you.

>>5350821
>mfw someone thinks I'm cool near me

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>>5350769
Hi and yeah, I'm doing well.

>>5350772
Hello

>>5350769
Let me give you something first!
>she quickly reaches underneath her skirt and removes her panties. She places the clean pink cotton underwear adorned with Hello Kitty into the hand he petted her with before running off, presumably, to school.
Bye, PetAnon!

>>5350849
>Throws self into a hug around her hips

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>>5350836
Any chance to have a 63 Mewtwo sometime? Even just as a one-off?

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>>5350876
THICK

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>>5350876
I've never considered it. And...it's probably just not up my alley, to be honest. But honestly, being here long enough might bring down my barriers so...never say never.

>>5350849
That's good to hear! I'm not doing bad myself. Just popping in to dump the folder and leave, or hanging around for a bit?

>>5350859
>He stares down into his hand, blinking a few times before looking around, tossing them somewhere inconspicuous once he was sure no one was watching.
Even the little ones are crazy, sometimes...

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>>5350882
Indeed.

>>5350885
I know I'm replying to myself but I want to draw attention to that picture because Mimikyu is the best new Pokemon since Hawlucha.
...
And if you talk shit about my boy Hawlucha because of typing or whatever, we will have a problem.

>>5350889
>throwing away hot and fresh loli panties

Bruh.

>>5350876
Is it really rule 63 when Mewtwo doesn't actually have a gender?

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>>5350849
Our folders are similar siiizes.

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>>5350874
>Shoots you.

>>5350889
Probably. I'm lurking sometimes though. It's still fun to read some erping.

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>>5350893
>>5350885

Hawlucha is great.
Also
>implying you wouldn't have psychic lesbian lewding with a female Gallade

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>>5350905
I suppose it's dependent on how I personally choose to play Mewtwo. And I've chosen to play Mewtwo as male, largely based on the Mewtwo Strikes Back iteration.

>>5350912
>He holds onto her hips, desperate to hold her while he bleeds from the wounds
S-sorry

>>5350901
>Can't very well indulge in public!

>>5350912
Fair enough! Think you're gonna make a triumphant return sometime?

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>>5350908
It was bigger. I just changed .png files to .jpg

>>5350927
Doubt it. And even if I will return, it won't happen in near future. Though I was roleplaying last week.

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>>5350917
Hawlucha is a literal luchador Pokemon with a fucking cape, you can't go wrong with that. Fuck Pikachu Libre. Yeah, I said it. They should have just put Hawlucha in that game.
Also, I'm...
I'm really bad at yuri. Like...phenomenally bad.

>>5350919
Oh. Well I'm not an Poke-anime fag and I figured by your set of avas you'd be playing him as male. I was more asking the person who wanted the R63 Mewtwo.

>>5350940
Well, nothing wrong with that, just figured I'd ask. Enjoy your, possibly permanent, break! Just know you can always come collect pets from me~

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>>5350940
Aww..
At least I have a lot of small images...

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>>5350958
Ah yes. Sorry, I shouldn't butt in.

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>>5350945
>Hawlucha doesn't get in
>Hitmonchan/Hitmonlee/Hitmontop don't get in
>Scizor doesn't get in
>Toxicroak doesn't get in
>but SUICUNE does
>and Pikachu AND Mewtwo have reskins
(I will never not be mad)

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>>5350938
Sup waifu
>>5350945
PSYCHIC POWERS THOUGH
Or just grow a psychic dick or something.
But yeah pika libre is boring, Hawlucha is a baller

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>>5350969
>wraps wings around the gardevoir

Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face.

>>5350989
Which face?

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>>5350969
I might really like Mewtwo but Shadow Mewtwo just makes me angry to look at. So I feel you there. Also of all the ones you listed, I think Scizor would have struck a chord with me the most.

>>5350971
Goddamn, stop buttering me up by saying things I like and agree with.

>>5350994
The kind you'd find on someone I could save.

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>The Ninja drops in from literally nowhere and stands up as straight as she can
I'm here now, Nii! Nii is here and ready to serve, nii!

>>5351000
If they don't put me away...it'll be a miracle

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>>5350996
I refuse! I will keep saying agreeable statements until you want to fug.
>>5350969
We'll all be mad forever.

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>>5350971
(Just looking for some dorks to seduce)

>>5350985
>hums as the jagged wings close around her
>"Thank you."

>>5350996
(Bulletbug would have been fucking cool)
(ALSO GOLURK HOLY SHIT WHY IS HE NOT IN ;;)

>>5351011
(Mad until the end of time, and then some)

>>5350971
>>5350985
>>5350996
>>5351005
>pets

>>5351005
(Hey, Discord anon here. I should be up for a while, if you want to continue.)

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>>5351011
You monster!

>>5351020
>Golurk
Just...just fellate me with words, why don't you?

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>>5351020
>Uses Attract on you
You can seduce me any time, bby
Golurk would have been awesome but he's fucking enormous. Almost 3 meters tall.
>>5351039
>Monster
You mean Pocket Monster, right?

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>>5351031
(Wait, which one? I have several anons on discord...or are you the anon that thought I went to sleep before I actually went to sleep?)

>>5350969
Toxicroak is a severely underrated Pokemon both design wise and skill-wise, although the second one is more debatable. Just getting that out there.

>>5351051
(The one from the RP with an Innocent. My internet went out for a while, so I wasn't really able to respond.)

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>>5351076
(Ooohhhh, the /ss/, yeah I should be able to continue)

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>>5351039
(I'd rather fellate you with my mouth)
(Also this is a personal view but Bronzong would have been so cool)
(Floating church bell smacking you around)

>>5351049
(Fronk was immobilized by love)
(Or is that lust)
(And playing as the Iron Giant isn't a bad thing at all, maybe scale him down just a touch)
(Smash does it well, I'm sure Pokken could)

>>5351058
(Toxicroak is my second favorite Pokemon, next to Slowbro)
(Poor froge needs more attention)

>>5351084
(Hey, could I add you? Been seeing your stuff around, I think you're great)

>>5350985
Stupid sexy succubus!

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>>5351112
(Yeah, sure. It's: Awonderfultreat#5598. Hit me up anytime, senpai.)

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>>5351049
Listen here, you lil' shit...

>>5351112
I'd actually be way down for that. When I'm not about to leave for over an hour.

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Hey Degenerates,
My name is Vino, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day pretending to be cute Anime girls online. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the shitpost team, and starter on my slick meme team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked Anime girls you pretend to have relationships with”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me while I got six (You)'s from butthurt typefuckers; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

tfw no sissy to lick semen off a room full of cocks with

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>>5351119
C-...Can I add you, too, senpai?

>>5351112
Second-favorite-Toxicroak buddies. My favorite is Crawdaunt, another one which deserves more attention.

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>>5351130
(Sure, I don't really care who adds me, it's all gooood.)

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>>5351112
Let's go with both.
...wait, you don't have a dick, do you?
>>5351123
Is there something wrong? There's no need to get to insults here!

>>5351139
Don't say that! You may end up relentlessly pet!

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>>5351147
But I like being pet, nii...

>>5351154
>pets

>>5351005
>Anon looks up at the ninja, smiling and waving in her direction
>He's a little embarrassed that he didn't get to live up to his promise to make her feel as good as him before they both fell asleep in a sticky tangle
>And she must have woken up before him
H-hey Nii. Sleep well?

>>5350620
>Chell imitating Chel from El Dorado
>I know exactly why I have this boner

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>>5351119
(Will do!)

>>5351123
(Tell me when you're back then, bae)

>>5351132
(Crawdaunt is so cool, I love his typing)
(Rotom is also unappreciated, what a cool little guy)

>>5351146
(...possibly)
(I-is that a dealbreaker)

>titty thread
>no titties

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>>5351160
>Likes this
>Moans niiingly

>>5351161
Nii? Oh yes, I slept great, nii! Better then I have in like, forever, nii!

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>>5351188

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I decided to make a discord, TND#5585
Not sure if I'll do ERPing there, but hit me up if you want to chat any (and I would appreciate tips on improving my RP/typefucking).

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>>5351183
(Brown hips are the best kind of hips)
(Portalgrill's still open if anyone wants a go)

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>>5351146
No wait, no, sorry, I was just tr-...I'll go back in my shame corner.

>>5351184
>bae
D-doushio...

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>>5351184
Not at all! Our love is 100% pure.
Or lust. Whatever it is.
>>5351219
Do not go to the shame corner, how am I supposed to fug, I mean, hug you there?
>>5351210
Your zone-tan was pretty fun, I gotta say. I didn't roleplay with you but I liked the way you wrote em.

Mewtwo player is cute!

CUTE!

>>5351184
Well if we're talking tiers at least Rotom is super-viable. In fact Wash Rotom is a staple Pokemon. Not to mention Rotom is the basis of the newest Pokedex or whatever in Sun and Moon. I'd say Rotom is very appreciated.

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>>5351115
Stupid silly anon!
>>5351189
>hugs the niinja

>>5351189
>The anon grins, pleased that she seems so enthusiastic about her rest. He snakes a single arm around her waist and lays an ever-so-ticklish kiss against her shoulder
Does that mean you're rested and ready for more cuddling, Nii?

>>5351216
(Hm. Well, I could try and think of something else to try with portals.)

>>5351210
>(and I would appreciate tips on improving my RP/typefucking).
For that we'd have to see you in action.
Bend over.

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>>5351267
I don't know what you hope to find here... But you won't find it here!

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>>5351267
>Lets the Succubutt hug her
Good morning miss succubus, nii.

>>5351270
>Niis eyes seem to light up just by the prospect of more lovey dovey cuddling between the two of them
O-Of course, Nii! I'm always ready, nii!

>>5351189
H-hey...My pets are good, but definitely not moan-worthy!

>>5351284
>pets

>>5351276
You're certainly not going to be helping them improve, if that's what you're writing.

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>>5351229
>Thanks. I had a lot of fun with the casting couch approach I used.

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>>5351284
I bet you have great stamina god~
>>5351291
>gropes the niinjas breasts
Morning! Want you morning coffee?

>>5351267
Don't call me silly!

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>>5351232
Oh my gosh...

>>5351229
Well, you have to wait until I get back anyway. Which is in about an hour and a half to two hours.

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>>5351309
Silly billy!

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>>5351229
(Lustve)
(Lovust)
(Whichever works better)
(Sorry we couldn't continue our thing because of the shitstorm last night)

>>5351265
(That Pokedex thing made me cringe so bad)
(But I guess I shouldn't complain)
(Wosh Rotom is the best)

>>5351219
(<3)

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>>5351308
>Nii doesn't seem to mind the groping of of her breasts, well outside a little squeak that is
Ye-Yeah, nii. That would be great, nii.

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>>5351270
(Don't feel compelled to make complex pornographic puzzles, not that I'm complaining if you do)

>>5351291
>Anon grins, the shifting of his features felt against Nii's shoulder as his arm around her waist guides her over into his lap. He traces a couple of fingers from his other hand over her long legs, feeling up her thighs and behind the knee
Always? You shouldn't say that kind of thing unless you're prepared to cuddle for ever.

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>>5351319
Alright, that's fine! I'll be around later today as well.
Stay cute!
>>5351325
It's all good, you have my discord anyway for when the threads shit the bed. We'll lewd it up sometime later today.
>>5351304
It was entertaining for sure.

>>5351323
Stop that! Rrgh whatever.. I'm not getting into a stupid argument, especially with a succubus

>>5351323
I remember that succubus! Bad things happened to me last time I saw you

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>>5351338
>Nii let's herself down onto the anons lap, moving her hips a bit, letting her plentiful ninja butt rub against him.
>Nii pushes her back against the anon as she let's out a soft coo of relaxation, seems like she really enjoys him and his cuddling.
Well, nii. I wouldn't be against that at all, niiii~

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>>5351329
>she fondles her rough now that she's not resisting
I wonder, will you moan Nii like you used to? It was so cuteee~
>>5351353
Why not? I thought you anons argue all the time!
>>5351379
And I remember you! How are you still alive I wonder?

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Greetings everyone. Hope you're having a nice day.

>>5351410
>slices your fucking eye

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>>5351391
>Nii tries to hold back a bit but ends up letting out a weak little "Niiii~" as the Succubutt attacks her tatas
Wh-What are you talking about, Nii! That was one time, nii!

>>5351391
Yeah but other anons don't have ways to take my soul.. And I know how wily and sneaky succubi are

>>5351391
Very carefully? Let's keep it that way this time?

>>5351337
>A slightly bashful anon appears. Chell might recognise him from the time they tested whether portals could be used to suck somebody off while they pounded you from behind
>They still seem a little put-out that that test ended with them finishing fairly prematurely
Um- Hey. Are you, you know, free?
>Her silence is bound to be a little disconcerting, as ever, but he carries on
I was wondering if you'd like to try and reverse the position from before so that I can... repay the favour. You know?
I'm just sort of wondering about how to do it, because the mechanics are a little different.

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>>5351433
And I want to hear it again~
>she assualts her breasts constantly at this point leaning ever closer as she watches the niinja squirm
Gooo on~
>>5351441
Do you now?
>she rests next to you and you feel too weak to pushe her off already
Go on tell me how devious we are anon.
>>5351445
Hmmm
>she ponders for moment as you walk closer

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>>5351308
W-what on earth are you talkingabout with 'stamina'?!

>>5351380
>As soon as Nii's hips are in his lap and her cheeks pressing back against him, the Anon immediately lets out an appreciative little sigh. Nii can feel him start to harden between her cheeks as her plump behind catches him between it
But if we're always cuddling, when will you ever find time for being a ninja?
>He asks the question half-jokingly, with one of his hands intent on that sweet spot between her thighs. They waste hardly any time at all in rubbing at the outside of her lips, trying to test whether they can feel any wetness yet, as the other hand of spidery fingers plays lightly over the ninja's stomach

>>5351468
>He tries to push her away anyway. He's careful, but not careful enough
You're always after men's souls.. And I bet you're sizing me up right now..

>>5351475
>Cute Egyptian cat
I want to scratch behind her ears and stroke her... insides with my dick

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Good morning!
>>5351337
Hey, I recognize that artist!
>

ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT ARE GETTING DIVORCED

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>>5351446
>she does indeed remember him, her cheeks sinking to the same red color his are colored in
...
>that's probably a good call, her body language seems to convey
>her portal device clicks into place before she fires, opening one portal on the ground and another higher up on the wall behind her
>sitting down at the end closest to the wall, Chell slides herself halfway through the rift and lays back, arms holding her up around the rim of the wormhole
>her legs and waist now hang from the wall, dangling as she waits for him to respond

>>5351525
(BrokenLynx is fantastic, love him)
(I wish he did commissions)

>>5351525
Gooood evening!

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>>5351525
Mornin', Jinx.
>BrokenLynx is based. He comes to /co/ sometimes.

>>5351468
>He raises his open hands defensively.
J-just....Be gentle?

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Good morning /erp/
have a good day

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>>5351537
H-he doesn't?
Now I'm disappointed :^(
Hiii Fronky
>>5351545
Goddam son
>>5351542
Yes

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>>5351584
>I believe he takes request in the /co/ drawthreads sometimes, if you manage to catch him.

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>>5351468
>Nii let's out a little gasp, followed by a low "Niiii~" as the Succubutt attacks her supple and kind of sensitive Nii Niis
Th-There...yo-you heard it...

>>5351500
>Nii starts lightly swaying her hips, letting the anons dick feel up her well trained by squishy and slappable butt, she let's out a cute little giggle followed by her trademark Nii as she feels it get harder
Oh I have plenty of time, nii...but I also think time with you is more important, nii.
>She let's out a nice little moan as he rubs the outside of her lips...and wadda know, you could feel wetness for miles.

>>5351523
That's a pupper, my dude.

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>>5351584
(His Tumblr says he takes them, but I can't find the order info page, so I guess for now it's just hoping he picks up requests in the /co/ drawthreads)
(Hi Jinxy, how are you)

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(Finding new art is such a wonderful thing. I hope you're having a good morning, ERP.)

>>5351697
Nice blog, idiot.

>>5351580
>>5351697
>pets

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>>5351475
>she scratches her ears with the kind of heavy petting only demons could achieve.
You know exactly what Im on about~
>>5351520
Am I?
>she pouts and lies on top of him, looking into his eyes.
>>5351571
Oh alright, just for you~
>she pulls him to her wrapping him up in her wings like a fly caught in a very lewd trap
>>5351621
I want to hear it more
>she attacks her sensative niiples
And more~
>she begins to pinch them

>>5351697
(Seems the straps on her dress are only staying in place out of fear)

>>5351702
>blog
>literally has nothing personal in it
OOC posting is not blogging. Idiot.

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>>5351704
>The titty ninja let's out a sharp "Niii!" Followed by a lower kind of pleased "Niiii~"
Yo-You're s-so cruel, nii! I-I'm sensitive!

>>5351713
>blog
>needing to be personal
Blogging doesn't need to be personal, idiot.

>>5351704
ALAMO ELMO?

>>5351704
>He wraps his arms around her, giving her a tight hug within her wings.
See? Isn't this better than nearly killing me, then actually killing me?

>>5351744
That's what blogposting IS, idiot. Posting personal stories, status updates and shit like that, idiot. Not saying "ooh, new art is neat." Baka.

>>5351704
Y-yeah, you are..
>She isn't exactly heavy, but his weak arms can't seem to move her an inch. All he manages to do is press his body against her soft breasts

anyone wants to lick like 4 sweaty dicks with me?

>tfw no partner to make me go out in public with a vibrator and make me do things like order food or just interact with strangers

>>5351756
How did this post >>5351697 contribute anything to the thread other than 'lol i got new art' and 'lol hav nice day epr'.
You're just whiteknighting because they're popular. Fuck off Jiro

>>5351697
Hi waifu

-Not Jiro

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>Blogs in thread about music.

>>5351775
>Talking about thread contributions when all you're doing is bitching about a post nobody else cares about

>>5351756
Blogging is a broad term, idiot!

noun
1.
a regularly updated website or web page ... that is written in an informal or conversational style.

>>5351775
>All posts must contribute
You have now sunk to the level of "anything that isn't ERP is shitposting." Enjoy your stay. I'm glad I could get you here.

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BOW DOWN YOU SHITS.

Whats an easy, low effort way to get nice (You)'s? I don't want hostile ones

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>>5351802
Quiet over there, Cuck King. I'm busy fucking your wife.

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Post what you're listening to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGO1Rjyhlcg

>>5351811
Post butt.

>>5351811

>>5351790
>regularly updated
Considering that we haven't seen thread mom in weeks, half of that is already wrong. Baka. But let's stop talking about it.

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>>5351775
You got triggered by a measly post that harmed no one instead of actual shitposting that ruins moods and stuff here everyday.
Letting people talk, chat and stuff like that moderately in goodwill is all good, no need to get triggered over it. And if it's actual shitposting that's going on, you should be ignoring it to not give it any attention it wants to begin with.

>>5351537
(That picture, oh my god)
>Anon watches in bafflement as she places her portals down so casually
>For a moment he wonders just quite how clever she must be, and how many people must underestimate her because of her silence
>The anon boggles over her new position as well, working to get a handle on exactly how things could go down. As before, it seems like he had something in mind that doesn't quite align with the reality of the situation
>Trying to reconcile that with what he imagined, he takes a few hesitant paces around the portal, his mind floundering as the sight of her near-acrobatic feats send the blood rushing away from his brain
>Dumbly, he simply kneels for now on either side of the portal on the floor and lays his head against her crotch, hoping that being closer to the portals and better aligned with her body will give him a better idea of how to approach the problem, precisely

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>>5351802
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>5351775
>hello I am now active in the thread
>I've found new art for this character, who I coincidentally ERP with, if anyone is interested

(Come on now)

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>>5351815
Oh, sorry I can't hear you over the sound of twenty seven tavern wenches moaning my name.
Each one better than the harpy you call your sister, Kingslayer.

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>>5351816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-8CVixZ5o

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>>5351834
Stay the fuck away aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>5351720
And thats exactly why I do it, silly~ I love it when you struggle!
>>5351747
For the last time NO!
>>5351762
Are you sure?
>she kisses him on the neck, grinding against his needy cock
>>5351754
>she lifts him up, wrapping his legs around hers and planting his face inbetween her breasts
Dont get your hopes up

>>5351824
a-actual butt or an ava butt?
>>5351827
Thank you!

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Reminder: No fighting!

>>5351811
Play a generic anime girl with no personality aside from "slut"

>>5351857
>punches Ilya the fuck out

>>5351832
>Pats
Cute Machi. Good morning / evening for you!

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>>5351860
AAAAAAAAA

>>5351832
BIKINI PLEASE!

>>5351867
>eyes your fucking slice

>>5351849
Actual butt, now

>>5351811
Pity (You)'s
asking for hugs, etc

>>5351847
Allow me to test my avatar identification skills.

You are... Celestia/AJ/Aeon Flux.

>ragyo posts
>thread instantly blows up with shitposts
Like pottery

>>5351892
She likes it when the threads derail for her.

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>>5351865
>Gets pet and smiles.
Good evening.

>>5351870
Eeeeehh, again?.. Fine...

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Can I have a hug?

>>5351892
There was only one guy shitposting and the rest was taking the bait. Besides, Ragyo is popular and prolific, of course she attracts attention.

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>>5351847
Wh-Why, Nii? M-My suffering isn't enjoyable! Nii! I-It sucks a whole bunch, nii!

>>5351883
I may be a slut, but I don't think I could ever do that! I'd have to get to know the person a little first!

>>5351901
>Ragyo
>Derailing threads
No, my friend, it is anons who derail the thread. All she did was say, "New art is cool!" and leave. Anons chimping out over OOC shit is the true derailer.

>>5351621
>Anon's fingers discover a veritable oasis under the ninja's loose clothing, and while they dribble across the surface for a while to get nice and slick, a couple of questing fingers soon press beyond the lip of the pool, seeking to plumb its depths
>The anon seems to be finding it hard to breathe, already panting as the ninja's ample, squeezable buttocks work against his dick. He tries to stay still, but can't help but wriggle against her, his free arm crossing across her chest and grabbing a handful of one of her breasts, hugging her close.
>Apparently trying to experience practically all of Nii's body at once, the anon buries his face against the back of her head, his suppressed moans escaping as gasps of very hot breath against her scalp
(Sorry about the slow reply, oh god)

>>5351902
Kinda rude of me to disregard your entire post even though it wasn't directed at me, but you're absolutely right as always, Machi! You're the voice of reason for these threads!
>Ruffles hair

>tfw I jumped in and started complaining about blogging just completely due to boredom and it caused the entire thread to derail

wew

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>>5351884
It's not working.