You personal holy grail is now for sale in your local Goodwill,

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2016-09-20 09:24:16 Post No.
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 09:24:16 Post No. [Report]

You personal holy grail is now for sale in your local Goodwill, but you don't have enough money and they won't take credit. They said they would hold it for a month, so you'll need to get the money by then.

One month later, your account had enough money in it, however when you when to the store your card was declined due to insufficient funds. Upon returning home empty-handed, you spot your daughter, her friend and the object behind them, which may or may not be the reason why your funds suddenly drained.

What was the item and what do?

Anonymous 2016-09-20 09:35:00 Post No.5349516
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I don't know what my nonexistent daughter is doing with a Gtx 1080, but I would determine how she got it, and if it's related to the loss of all my money, take it, and talk to my nonexistent wife about showing her about the consequences of her actions, else I would probably be glad to help my daughter build a computer as I figure out what happened to my money.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 09:38:44 Post No.5349531
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 09:38:44 Post No.5349531 [Report]

>>5349516
Boring, but that's something that a good parent would do, I guess.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 18:05:37 Post No.5353378
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 18:05:37 Post No.5353378 [Report]

This is why spankings are a thing

Anonymous 2016-09-20 18:27:41 Post No.5353621
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 18:27:41 Post No.5353621 [Report]

Explain to them why my opinions on the matter are correct and why they should agree with me and believe dissenting from me on this matter to be wrong.

Also I take the mlp figurine from them and cum on it on video to upload to am amateur porn site.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 21:52:34 Post No.5356541
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 21:52:34 Post No.5356541 [Report]

>>5349464
Probably some toy of hers or her friends.

Ask how they got it, realize it wasn't through my funds, realize there's no money in my account because I don't use credit cards ever, and go back to the Goodwill and buy the item with cash.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 22:20:08 Post No.5357081
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 22:20:08 Post No.5357081 [Report]

>>5349464
A dragon dildo, 10" x 10" x 10"
I cry tears of joy and hug my daughter, then teach her how to properly mount.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 22:40:11 Post No.5357392
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 22:40:11 Post No.5357392 [Report]

>>5357081
>A dragon dildo, 10" x 10" x 10"

I am so confused. explain this to me please

10" in circumference knot
10" in length... length.

but what is the last measurement? I know it should add another dimension to make it 3D rather than 2D but i don't see how it can be conceived

Anonymous 2016-09-21 01:46:57 Post No.5360887
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Anonymous 2016-09-21 01:46:57 Post No.5360887 [Report]

>A drone
um ok?

Anonymous 2016-09-21 19:59:23 Post No.5371266
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Anonymous 2016-09-21 19:59:23 Post No.5371266 [Report]

>>5371186
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/