Paula will take 24 people before she goes to sleep. Anyone can join!
No duplicates though!
Momoko
Sanae Kochiya
Blue Beetle
>>5348489
Samurai
Yuki
HGatorade
Alfred Jones
Junpei Iori
>>5348489
Fir
Shielder
Stocking Anarchy
>>5348489
Hakuno Kishinami
Shinobu
>>5348489
Sleeping Udonge
>>5348517
Someone here has good taste
there's no way this thing will fit
>>5348489
Baki Hanma
>>5348529
So that's why VLC keeps crashing
Emil
>>5348527
That's retarded. People here have shit taste in everything.
Furry porn
Citizen Snips
CASSHERN
Zaveid
>>5348537
LF and KK
How Much
Wander
Lillie
Police-kun
>>5348556
Three fiddy
One more burst of energy before we all sleep. Who's ready?
>>5348579
>>5348545
>>5348571
>>5348579
>>5348494
...Really? Am I so annoying that you're being blunt and not being as cheerful as usual? Man, I didn't think that... Tell the hero what's wrong, heroine. Good friends help each other, and you and I are good friends, right?
...Oh, and it looks good, dude! I'm feeling lucky today!
>>5348579
Ready for battle!
>>5348579
It looks fine. Can we just get this going?
>>5348579
Sleep is far more compelling right now but alright.
>>5348572
You are pribably worth less than that, but it's good to keep telling yourself that.
>>5348579
Let's go!
>>5348507
(Not gonna leave you hanging, but I'm passing out a bit over here. I'll talk to you later~ Night!)
>>5348579
...
>>5348583
One snip? That must mean yes!
Game will begin soon!
>>5348579
Ready!
>>5348579
kys
>>5348599
I think you said something wrong, I'm sure you just say I'm worth more then that say, that's very nice of you to say.
>>5348583
>Thanks my dude.
>>5348579
Put on your fake mustaches and best voices. It's time to be sneaky.
>>5348614
Time to go.
>>5348614
Your punisment will be severe.
>>5348604
I dunno whether to be somewhat happy over; that I potentially dodged a bullet there, or that you're getting some sleep, which is always good! See ya later, FP!
>>5348614
Oh, boy, we're gonna be spies? Lemme get my hero voice and the Allies back together; we're gonna be AWESOME! LISTEN TO MY HERO VOICE, GUYS~!
>>5348611
Paula's more likely to have someone kill her than resort to that.
>>5348587
We shouldn't be friends. I know this.
>>5348606
Good luck BunnyKirigiri-chan.
>>5348614
FUCKING REALLY?! DEAD IN THE BLOODBATH TWICE IN A ROW?!
>>5348614
Lets just say, I made it fit.
>>5348614
....
>>5348614
>The samurai's lifeless body is poorly delivered to the gallon of bleach
>>5348612
I'm never wrong when it comes to calculations like that.
>>5348614
Does he plan to make me wait forever? That's very rude.
>>5348614
>Sorry, but it's already too late and my eyes are already hurting.
>Goodnight.
You still here Baki?
>>5348614
Who wouldn't run away from them?
>>5348627
M-Man, I didn't think you were gonna be so blunt about it... What'd I do, Paula? Tell me so I don't repeat this mistake again to someone else!
>>5348638
G'night, dude!
>>5348644
I should keep my mouth shut
>>5348644
Lucky, my left foot-- LOVINO, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE--
Tuturu~
>>5348644
Just look at those freaks, you would have to be crazy to stay around them.
>>5348644
I'm not getting involved with any more weirdos.
>>5348644
Of course I had to do all the goddamn work, whatever, It's not like it matters...I'm totally getting myself a Vanilla coke, I deserve this.
>>5348638
Bye bye! I hope you dream of carrots!
>>5348644
The tables have turned! Or maybe Paula should say that the elevators have fallen?
https://imgur.com/a/M2PNc
>>5348648
Whenever I am with you, it makes me never forget how useless I am.
>>5348673
Some things really are just too easy. Too bad it wasn't a bounty. Oh well, I guess I could just loot the bodies.
>>5348673
What's so bad about giving your name to everyone? Paula does it all the time!
>>5348682
B-But you're not useless! I think you're a cool dude, and it means a lot coming from the hero! And you have a lot more going for you than I do, lemme tell ya!
>>5348696
You see, this is why I don't have henchmen anymore, totally unreliable...dios mio,
>>5348696
>Sits in a corner and shivers
>>5348696
I'm not sure about this... Something about her seems... Odd...
>>5348698
Hey Alfred. Found myself woken up unexpectedly, probably won't be awake too much longer, but I figured I'd check in.
>>5348696
Animal abuse and police brutality into one!
>>5348698
Save it. Hearing it from you means nothing. You would say that about anyone.
>>5348715
Sorry! Paula may have touched that fence!
>>5348715
Better luck next time.
>>5348713
Well, it's amazing to see ya up this late, dude! What makes you check in to see me if you need to go to sleep, dude? Rest is important for everybody! Wise words from Alfred Jones, lemme tell ya!
>>5348719
I mean, I'm not THAT repetitive, right? I genuinely think you're a cool dude, even if I say that and mean it to everyone! If I have to break out a thesaurus to describe how cool I think you are, then I'll do it!
>>5348715
>kicks the sleeping girl
Wake up, it's not fun talking to yourself all the time.
>>5348718
>>5348748
What you wish to do can not be fixed with words alone. Something like this will probably never be dealt with.
>she suddenly starts smiling
Does America understand?
>>5348748
Oh, I was asleep. Woke up for no particular reason. Might as well say hi as long as I'm up, but you're right of course.
>>5348745
Farewell everyone.
>>5348745
Well shoot. Paula has to imagine there was a lot of shooting there as well.
>>5348765
>>5348765
It was an offer I really couldn't refuse
>>5348764
See you later.
>>5348765
... Wait what? Did someone mention me to the police?
>>5348764
Good night traveler.
When did eyeposting die?
>>5348765
Who are you fooling? They can smell their own!
>>5348764
Bye bye!
>>5348784
When HG died
>>5348785
You did it dog-cat thing! But Paula doesn't know how to go about your win thingy.
>>5348784
Eyeposting is cancer
>>5348796
>>5348757
...I-I mean, I understand what you're saying, but I really wanna help you with it, dude! Even if you want me to not bother, even if you want me to stop, I'll do what I can to make you feel better, and that's a hero's promise!
>He slowly begins to grimace, giving you an uncomfortable gaze.
...Although, I'm sure you'll just do fine without me, right?
>>5348758
Yeah, I'm right! You really do need some rest, don't check in on me to see if I'm alright! Count some sheep, drink a glass of warm milk, do any of that to help you sleep! I'm trying not to be a mom here, but I'm concerned for your safety!
>>5348795
Congrats to FP, and thank you for hosting!
...Um. Go get a normal furry image or something, it'll help a lot?
>>5348795
That was a quickie!
>>5348795
click this and use it as a wincard https://e621.net/post/random
>>5348785
You must be joking...I'd rather have been killed by assassins.
>>5348795
Congratulations to you furball.
>>5348798
>waves
>>5348806
I appreaciate you hosting for us.
>>5348804
What if checking in on you comforts me in a similar way to those activities, hm?
>>5348811
I still have some of these homemade doughnuts. Take the rest while you're still here, they're great!
>>5348806
Congrats, and thanks for hosting!
>>5348804
As Paula has said, you are one the problems of making her feel like trash so you should stop!
>>5348808
My eyes! Though it is the best Paula has to work with.
>>5348811
>>5348804
>>5348827
It was fun for Paula as well! Thank you!
>>5348806
Thanks for hosting!
>>5348806
Thanks. I think.
>>5348825
Well this is no doubt a trap of some kind but one I'm happy to spring
>takes them all
>>5348839
Kamina?
>>5348806
Thanks for hosting
>>5348825
Then, uh... Get some sleep anyway! You know I'm not gonna die anytime soon, so I implore you get some rest! I know you like me, but giving up your rest to check on me ain't healthy!
...Man, I must sound like a dick.
>>5348831
...So does this mean I can't keep calling you cool, or is the problem just me in general? Gotta clarify this, of course.
>>5348845
>Kamina
>watching Monogatari Series
>>5348845
Whatna?
>>5348859
Kamina watches Strike Witches, why shouldn't he watch Monogatari?
>>5348859
>Kamina not stealing avas
>>5348865
It has a surprising low amount of lolis.
>>5348865
If he hasn't watched it / Doesn't want to
You can consider him dead to me
Paula had to go through a lot of images for this one. She hopes the winner enjoys it because she doesn't want to do it again!
>>5348835
>>5348837
>>5348852
She thanks you all!
>>5348858
It's America! Every time she sees you, she's reminded that there is no use in trying anything.
>>5348839
Nope. Just your friendly neighborhood lumberjack chef saying hi to an old friend. Anyways, back to bed for me pretty quick here. Good seeing you!
>>5348858
You sound like you care, silly. This helped me get ready for sleep anyways, so don't worry. I'm heading back to bed now after drinking about 3 pints of water. Night!
>>5348878
Except you gotta try everything or else you'll be down in the dumps your whole life, dude! Do I need to give the heroine a pep talk as well~?
>>5348883
Good! Rest is important, I'm telling ya! See ya later, Brian! Take care!
>>5348808
>clicks this
>first image I see is a picture of Reisen getting tortured
the fuck
>>5348883
Farewell...though I'm probably not who you think I am.
>>5348891
A pep talk? From you? America doesn't so anything yet everything goes your way. Sylvie tries to do anything yet no one wants her to. There's no use.
>>5348898
Jojo?
Ragi?
New Nobu?
>>5348913
The third one.
>Jojo said it was okay though
>>5348909
No, not everything goes my way. Most of the time, I get ridiculed for even implying I'm the hero, and that kinda hurts me at times. Hell, most of the people I talk to make it very clear they're just tolerating me 'cause I initiated a conversation first.
...But it all isn't about me! The hero is here to make you feel better, and even if I can't eradicate the problem entirely, I can damn well help you struggle with it together! That sound like a plan?
>>5348932
rip jojo...
>>5348932
S-send him my regards and one of those doughnuts.
>>5348935
You still don't get it. Maybe another time. Paula is closing the curtains for tonight.
Paula wants all of you to have good dreams! Bye bye!
>>5348952
Good night, and thanks again for hosting
>>5348938
>>5348938
Indeed...we can negotiate the doughnuts though
>>5348952
And even if you think I have no clue on what's going on, I, Alfred Jones the American Hero, will do all I can to help you with this, I can assure you!
...Good night, Paula! Sweet dreams!
>>5348952
Farewell, dear hostess
>>5348963
Go to bed, you are past your bedtime.
>>5348996
I'm actually sleepy...and bored so I'll take the advice this time, until next time anon and to whoever still has a pulse.
>>5349012
good night
>>5349105
Daily reminder if you're still here instead of letting the thread die for the night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYDIIyFDgws
>>5349119
Daily reminder that you will never be Freakazoid!.
>>5349133
>>5349160
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc
Woah this is pretty dead
KNEES WEAK
Roll call and I might host.
>>5349275
>>5349289
Dead as fuck.
Hoshi, Seth, Rin please save us.
...Oh wait, they got no friends to bring their CJ to revive the thread.
>>5349298
But I'm Seth's friend, I hope
Hoshi probably hates me and Rin doesn't know I exist.
This is mildly concerning.
>>5349298
It's 4 in the morning, of course its dead when everyone is sleeping or working on all sides of the world.
Go hibernate for 12 hours.
>>5349275
>Still here... Should be asleep right now.
>>5349312
it wasn't this dead, even in Sept 2015. People had shit to do back then too.
I'll host when I get home
So probably 2 or 3 hours
>>5349310
Hoshi doesn't hate you. He probably just doesn't care.
>>5349354
But I fucked his mom.
ded
>tfw you remove a faggot from your steam
WAKE UP
I want to fucking die
>>5349419
>>5349431
>>5349414
That's actually the most effort you've put into anything between us in a long time. Good job.
>>5349440
Fuck off, faggot.
>>5349431
>>5349443
Okay.
>>5349469
Fuck.
Off.
Faggot.
>>5348463
No.
>>5349469
Being a giant fucking faggot.
Fuck you.
Why is hg deceased?
Finally got stable internet lads.
Time to get my shitpost on.
>>5349502
Hey Izaya-Chan
>>5349502
Shitpost about Yosuke being a fucking faggot.
>>5349502
Hey Izaya-Chan
i liek big buttocks
>>5349506
Heyo anon-kun
>>5349507
Uh... Yosuke is shit and so is new south wales
>>5349510
H-H-Hello anon-senpai...
Who wants to be my new circlejerk buddy?
>>5349533
>kill yosuke
>gets dubs immediately
He was holding me back.
>>5349533
No one wants to know you let alone be your buddy.
>>5349542
Sounds just like you.
Wanna circlejerk?
>>5349533
Will you sign me if i say yes?
>>5349543
I'd rather just hang myself.
>>5349551
I might.
>>5349552
Are you me?
>>5349553
One last question, can I drink AND circlejerk?
>>5349553
I think I'm the Australian version of you.
>>5349558
Why the fuck not? Better than the corpse of Yosuke. You won't leave me for some other circlejerk, will you?
>>5349560
Ah, so you're me with just a few more sprinkles of shitposting? Gotcha.
Hey guys, how's it going?
>>5349574
It's deader than my relationship with Yosuke in here.
>>5349577
Would a host help things along?
>>5349581
Probably.
Probably not.
>>5349584
I'll take that as a yes.
New thread or should I stay here?
>>5349593
Doesn't matter.
Lenny games, oh boy.
>>5349562
Only if Jerry and co. came here
>>5349600
Okay then. If I get more than one person I'll be happy.
First 24, you gotta reply to me if you want in. And if I can't tell your gender, you can't complain when I get it wrong, so please specify.
>>5349613
Adachi
>>5349613
Cinnamon Roll
>>5349613
Delta
>>5349613
Satoru Fujinuma
>>5349613
Zaveid
>>5349613
Shielder
>>5349613
Alfred Jones
>>5349613
Lord Beerus
>>5349613
Izuru Kamukura
>>5349613
Nia
>>5349613
Some Faggot
>>5349613
Cirno
>>5349613
Yosuke Hanamura
>Filler
>>5349613
Best Boy
>>5349613
Izaya Orihara
>>5349613
Kouta-kun
>>5349613
Mari Makinami Illustrious
>>5349613
Takatora
>>5349613
Labrys
>>5349648
>Filename
>>5349613
Mumei
>>5349613
Velvet Scarlatina
>>5349613
Milinitori
>>5349613
HMS Warspite
>>5349660
You like Coyote Kisses my nigga?
>>5349636
Faggot.
>>5349613
Vaporweevee
>>5349675
Might aswell listen to it now since I got fuckall to do. Thanks f.am
>>5349613
Tenshi
>it's an everyone's an anime edition
>>5349696
Take what you can get
Good morning and well met, all of you! I hope this game goes well for everyone!
>>5349696
Let us get along well, my districtmate!
>>5349696
I see three fucking faggots that need to die immediately.
Lenny should be banned fron HG
All enemies of anime must be beheaded
>>5349696
It's better than nothing, c'mon. Proceed!
>>5349710
G'morning to you as well, ma'am! Is it really that early already?
>>5349686
No problem mang. Always happy to help ease boredom.
>>5349711
I only count 1 Adachi, mane.
>>5349712
With friends like these, who needs animes?
>>5349734
Wrong faggot, faggot.
>>5349738
...Yosuke and his samefaggotry? And Izaya just for good measures?
>>5349745
Just Yosuke and his shit taste.
>>5349735
My! How fortunate it is that we have survived that ordeal! Shall we take a moment to rest after that battle?
>>5349723
It seems that this is the correct time to call it morning, yes! It is nice to see the world at it's quietest, isn't it, sir?
>>5349755
I appreciate the drink!
...Excuse me? Are you alright?
...Sir? Ah, it seems that he's passed out...
>>5349735
Aw, yeah, dude! These are just like the weapons Japan gave me once! Now, uh... How do I use them properly?
>>5349752
Man, I need to fix my sleep schedule, dude! It's so late where I am, yet here I am, participatin' in a game with you guys! What the hero wouldn't do for you all...
...Yeah, it's pretty nice having peace and quiet every once in a while, huh? It still feels a lil' bit lonely all by yourself, though. And it's strange, because I usually always break the peace and quiet...
>f delta
>f mari makinami illustrious
>f vaporweevee
>f satoru fujinuma
>f zaveid
>>5349750
>yosuke and his shit taste
kek, save that
>>5349750
Atleast his taste isn't as shit as Okarin.
>>5349776
Of fucking course.
>>5349776
I'm the hero, and heroes don't cry! These are just... Yeah. N-Not tears, shut up.
>>5349769
I see that you are!
Indeed it is. I like to appreciate how nice and free it feels here.
You are lonely? I do not understand. There are many people around here with you.
>>5349776
I... what was I saying? I do not wish to die yet!
>f yosuke hanamura
>f mumei
>f labrys
>f takatora
>>5349805
Dental? What is a dental plan?
What is a braces?!
One wonders what Cirno was doing near the fire to begin with.
>>5349797
The hero? Darn tootin', I'm America! There's no reason for me NOT to be the hero!
And even I gotta admit; even when it's a little bit dead, it gives you time to do other things, like... Uh... Work, I guess? I'll think of something, hold on...
Well, there may be people around me, but it feels weird just watching them have fun and not being a part of it, y'know? It's a little bit lonely being like that, I gotta say.
>>5349820
The hero doesn't need sleep! You lot can sleep and be my backup while the hero does everything~!
>>5349820
I'm taking heads off of all faggots.
>f milinitori
>f izaya orihara
>>5349820
Please, rest easy, my friends.
We shall need the rest!
>>5349832
You are the hero as well? I was referring to your being awake at this point!
Perhaps you should join them in their merriment. I am sure they would let you be a part of their fun, sir.
>>5349843
>>5349840
It is okay! You do not need to run from me!
You had a good run at least.
>>5349857
Who the fuck are you? Fucking trashy looking piece of shit.
>>5349862
I killed the one faggot I wanted to kill, so I'm not even mad.
>>5349862
The fire has started!
Ahhh... It feels so warm!
>>5349832
Die Amerikaner sind schwach und ihr Präsident ist ein Krüppel!
>>5349857
Yep, not any hero, THE hero! There's a big difference between being a hero and the hero! And yes, I'm awake, silly!
...But if I ask, I feel like they just let me join 'cause I ask nicely. I need these feelings to be returned genuinely so I can feel better, it's flawless!
>>5349879
...Speak English, will ya? I can't speak a single word of German except for the word "Wurst", so translate it for me!
>>5349889
...Huh, something tastes bad. It's not England's cooking, is it--
>f adachi
>f best boy
>f kouta-kun
>f cirno
>f alfred jones
And with the last person actually replying to the slides dead, I might as well cut to the winner.
But I won't, because I'm bored.
>>5349889
>>5349672
I do not know what I should do, but I promise I will work together with you!
>>5349900
The hero...
I am not sure I understand the difference between the two. Tell me, what is the difference between being a hero and being the hero?
>>5349900
Fahr zur Hölle, du Amerikanischer Bastard!
Hello nice to meet you
Feast time!
>>5349913
What's the difference between being a hero and the hero? You see, if you call yourself A hero, it sounds like you're just a boring, run-of-the-mill hero. A generic one, you could say.
If you say you're THE hero, it makes you sound much more important! There's no one else fit for the job but YOU and you alone! It gives you that sense of belonging and all that, you know? I'm a hero! I'm the hero! The differences are a lot, lemme tell ya.
>>5349917
...And it's nice to meet you as well, but I heard the word "bastard", and even I can tell what that means. What're trying to say here, dude?
>>5349929
>>5349119
I JUST WOKE UP BITCH
>>5349944
Must have been AIDS.
>>5349935
>>5349935
Hey Yankee! Bald liegt deine Frau in meinem Bett, und deine Kinder sprechen alle Deutsch!
Thank you for the freedom Yankee.
>>5349936
u avin a giggle, m8
>f nia
>f lord beerus
>f izuru kamukura
>f shielder
>f some faggot
>>5349951
"Kinder" means children, and "Frau" means woman. I'm sure as hell that you were dissing me in German, and two can play at that game if you're doing it!
...And you're welcome for the freedom, too! It's what we do, after all!
>>5349957
A nice one.
I hate you all, fucking fags. We used to have cool HG threads, now everyone stays on discord because they are lonely and they need communication.
HG isn't about playing and having fun anymore, is about the shitty circlejerk.
Fuck thia community. Is hard to be am elitist when everyone around you keep destryoing the shit that used to be ALMOST good.
Winner next slide, place your bets!
>>5349968
>>5349971
Probably my filler so I can feel bad
>>5349962
It only took you 30 minutes to catch on Yankee. That must be a new record!
Go away.
>>5349971
The winner will be of female gender.
>>5349968
>a touhou iPhone mobile poster fag
>thinking your opinion actually fucking matters
>>5349983
Get baited.
KEK
>>5349977
...It took me about five seconds to figure that out, what are you talking about? And it's hard to go away when you were the one that approached me in the first place.
>>5349987
Damage control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikmq2gvpVp8
>>5349976
>>5349981
That could be any or all of them for all I know
>>5349992
That's gay
Your winner.
one off
>>5349996
Congrats to HMS Warspite, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>5349988
Hier! Ein Geschenk von der deutschen Armee!
>lobs granate
>>5349996
>>5350004
This happens everytime I enter filler, and never when I enter an ava and RP.
Really makes me think.
Thanks for hosting Lenny, I was watching but don't know shit about Kancolle.
>>5350009
Thanks for hosting.
>>5350015
Hope you stick around here for when I host the Bonus Game, or it'll take forever to track you down.
>>5350006
>>5350018
Thanks guys.
>>5350009
Thanks for hosting, Homer
>>5350010
...Ooh, you're throwing grenades at me now, huh? Now, normally I'd charge you and tackle you to the ground, but, uh...
>He turns around and runs away as fast as he can, screaming the lyrics to the Star-Spangled Banner.
Should I host another one or is there not much point?
>fuck, I missed my doctor's appointment because I was hosting
>>5350035
Ihr Amerikaner seid alle verweichlicht, ihr hab nicht den Hauch einer Chance gegen uns!
>shoots you with luger
>>5350009
Thanks for hosting.
>>5350043
Why do you need to go to doctor
>>5350047
I have no idea what you just said, but shooting me is a TAD bit unfair when I'm not even provoking you, isn't it-- OW.
>He falls to the ground, giving you a tired expression like he expected something more.
>>5350043
Well... If you're up to it, sure!
>>5350058
I need braces.
>>5350060
Okie dokie, one more before I go to work, might be a quickie.
Look out for the new thread.
>>5350070
>pulls off the lenny mask, revealing you are Lisa
>>5350060
Besser du als ich, Ami!
>delivers coupe de grace