RWBY/RT Trash General #257: ACTION FIGURES Edition Previous

IT'S #258
I FUCKED UP

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Ruby!

>>5346390
aw shit, delete thread then, I won't tell anyone

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Someone drew out an entire Yang vs. Adam fight.
http://feniou.tumblr.com/post/150638930497

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I hope all of RWBYg dies in a dumpster fire. because we're stuck in /trash/

>>5346760
we are stuck here for 31 more days, then we will return to /co/ and be free of /pol/ posting and other shitposts found here in trash.

>>5346784
While I hate the fuck outta /pol/
Gotta admit I like trash better.
no greentext vs non greentext faggots
porn
comfies
not waiting till auto-sage and page 10

/co/ is actually full of autistic man children.

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>>5346784
I can't wait

>>5346830
Honestly I would be content to stay in /trash/ if i got the ability to namefag back. I like my porn and greens

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>>5346760
I hope Bubbles dies in a dumpster fire. She is worst girl. Mojo is a better girl.
>>5346784
>He thinks /RWBYg/ will get to stay in /co/ after all the shit flinging that occurred last time.
Lel, see you back here in December!
>>5347014
You can always just
>t. Attention whore with daddy issues
Or what have you. You get me Deaf.

>>5346830
/pol/ is leagues better than the armada of feminazis and numales that prowl /co/. I can't think of any other board where saying "nigger" will get you banned.

>>5347231
>You get me Deaf.
Hey, that wasn't me. I don't care if I have a name or not.

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>>5347314
If you're Deaf, than who was >>5347014

It's not Plat, and Octy finally got around to becoming an hero. Who the fuck else is there? Does Buttscab come here?

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big tiddy fem Roman

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>>5347355
No clue who it is, but it's not me.

>>5347014
I'm alright not having my trip actually, although I haven't really done much since I migrated to trash. Correlation might not be causation.

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>>5347389
I can sometimes recognize you by your filenames, but I'm curious about who anon supposedly is. It's nothing, but it's driving me up the wall.

>>5347014
If I didn't have to deal with the stuff I dislike since this IS the trash, then I'd be perfectly fine with being here.
On my end, I'm sure I'd be recognized when I start putting up the m3u8's again.

>>5347440
I'm Anon and I put up links in /co/ as well. It's not that big of an honor tbdesu.

>>5347468
Meh, true. It was played up a bit too much while I was grabbing the Vol 3 stuff.

does anyone have any rwby spurdo memes

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>>5347231
>>5347355
>>5347389
>>5347418

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>>5347582
You're a faggot and you make your waifu despair.

So who is worst boy?

>>5347737
Ren.

>>5347737
Neptune
Why is that a question?

>>5347737
>2 new posts
All of team CRDL

>>5347764
How can anyone hate Ren?

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>>5347737
Adam.

>tfw the captcha says it's neptune

Him too.

>>5347737
Jaune

>>5347842
2nd for Jaune

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I must find this doujin if it ever comes out

http://efr-s.tumblr.com/post/150668114702/in-the-room

>>5347953
>Until do it, you two cannot come out of the room
Christ, just give her the arrow again. It's better than the slow suffering of starvation

>>5346414
>you cannot delete a post this old
WELP

>>5347953
So basically the only way Pyrrha can get D'Arc is if he's being blackmailed into doing it?

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>>5347953

Which is the worst hell for Pyrrha:
Trapped in the world of Chibi, where she can lust after the D'arc all she wants, but due to the comedic nature of the setting is doomed to fail as Jaune still goes after Weiss.
Or
Trapped in the world of Palcomix, where she's stuck in the lesbian only one of badly written dialogue while Jaune is in the other room and comic having straight sex with girls not her.

>>5348181
I feel like the rwby chibi world would hurt less

>>5348147
>How Jaune paid for the forgeries.

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>>5348181
Chibi
That what she desires is so close, almost in her reach, yet she will never have it. That's worse.
At least she's getting her itch scratched in palcomix, even it's a poor substitute

>>5348214
>Cinder forced Emerald to star alongside Jaune in a series of pornographic films.
>Has them on standby ready for release at just the right moment.

>>5348353
Pyrrha looks like she's waiting for him to pass out.

>>5348214
Porn star is a good alternative career if hunter falls through.

>>5348261
What kind of fetish is that.

>>5346830
>/co/ is actually full of autistic manchildren
You're saying that like /trash/ is devoid of them.

>>5348147
That's something.

Why the fuck is Jaune fucking Emerald? Is Cinder trying to fuck with Pyrrha? Is bleaching Cinder's fetish?

>>5348608
Because Jaunefags need to self-insert.

>>5348608
>Is bleaching Cinder's fetish?
Yes.

Also it makes Emerald cry afterwards.

>>5348888
This, basically

>>5348608
Because porn artists don'tcare about logic.
Explains why we have lesbian Pyrrha art floating around.

>>5349497
Or lesbian art at all. Or Jaune actually having sex.

>>5349497
also 12 inch futa dick and grimm having dicks at all, porn ignores canon and logic for the sake of porn

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Would you a neo beer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBtjkaxWq-k

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Grimm Bun

>>5350288

she smells like grimm shit

>>5350539
Do Grimm even shit

>>5350603

would a Grimm Bun shit?

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>>5350643
Recent research shows that she's a shit.

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http://y8ay8a.tumblr.com/post/150675648469

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Cinder is a cutie!

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>>5351375

>>5351444
>it's another Enabler episode

>>5351450
Those are my favourite episodes!

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>>5351450
Best episodes!

Enabler is the worst Yuri ship bar none. Even Schneesters is better.

Enabler is why we still don't have a reliable cancer cure.

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>>5351972
Enabler is automatically better because it has the Rubooty

what if you had just had sex with ruby and you were cuddling and she leaned in close to you and whispered in your ear "what's your favorite sbemail"

>>5352210
The Rubooty is indeed very good.

If the Rubooty isn't actually involved in the image or whatever, Enabler isn't good.

>>5351972
You spelled Bumblebee wrong

What if they ended up giving Yang a male love interest in volume 4 or sometime in the future.

>>5352668
>Yang gets Sage
>Blake gets Sun
>Weiss gets Neptune
>Ruby is alone
>Scarlet is gay

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>>5352668
Then I hope he makes her happy, because I can't.

>>5352483
Bumblebee is fucking awful, I'll give you that. Bottom three for sure, but at least it's kind of almost approaching "cute."

Enabler has no excuse.

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>tfw Ads for Crunch time are popping up every where I go

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>>5352668
>Fandom irking intensifies

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>>5352712
Bumblebee is the second worst ship, because it puts a chronic runaway together with someone with aggressive abandonment issues. The only worse ships are the incest ships.

>>5352800
What's so bad about half-incest, especially in lesbians where there's no risk of birth defects?

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>>5352821
>lesbians
>birth

>>5352827
Exactly, they can't have kids so there's no risk. Same goes for male homosexuals.

>>5352821
bleh, I just hate all the inter-rwby ships. Enabler, Bumblebee, Monochrome, Ladybug, whatever yang/weiss is.

>>5352862
Freezerburn.

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>>5352686
Whatcha talkin about Anon?
Ruby gets CR and Penny

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>>5352800
You know what I love? Ships that are perfect. With no problems at all ever. They're made for each other, get along great all the time, have no fights and no conflicts of personality or goals. So good. So amazing. Love it. All the time. Yes. Good. Great.

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How do you feel about White Chocolate?

>>5352940
there's a difference between relatively healthy dynamics in a relationship and people who have problems that are literally the other persons hot button issue. Its easy for those relationships to become toxic quickly.

>>5353010
I'm open to it. They're both very refined women, they could go together well.

>>5353148
>Dr. Thomas I'm QIA

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I have it under good authority that you're waifu is inferior to my a waifu.

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>>5353494

>People still think Jaune is the underdog character even though he's basically power leveling
Is it just because they still want to see him as relatable?

>>5353809
Well, he's still underdog level compared to the main characters, but he's probably gotten good enough by the end of vol 3 that Cardin isn't any trouble to beat anymore.

>>5353809
He's supposed to be relatable. He's an everyman character.

>>5352734
fuck off fag

>>5353918
>He's supposed to be relatable.
Unless you're one of those lunatics who fuck off to serve in the FFL or goes down to Brazil to fight in cages he's pretty outside the norm.

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>>5353948
Didn't mean to upset you, saltanon

>>5353981
NEVER

>>5353964
>he's pretty outside the norm.
And that's fucking hilarious.

You'll find people going on about how similar they are to Jaune and in the same sentence talk about how they never tried to follow their dreams and never told their crush that they liked them.

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What if Roman returns as a Cyborg?

Thread dead.

Fuck, Marry, Kill

>Blake
>Emerald
>Velvet

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>>5354178
We already got a cyborg with Ironwood.
But what if he returned as a Grimm?

>>5354420
Fuck Blake
Marry Emerald
Kill Velvet

>>5354420
Aw man, I don't want to marry any of these.

>>5354420
I want to marry Emerald! I don't care about those other losers!

>>5354491
But you have to stick your dick in one of them!

>>5354509
That'll be Emerald. I mean, I'm assuming it's not a sexless marriage?

>>5354552
You may have sex with Emerald.

But your dick is also going in either a rabbit faunus or a cat faunus as well.

>>5354178
I really don't want Roman to be brought back as anything. If they say he survived somehow that's fine, I could believe that and I'd by happy to hear it. But that's a completely different story from otherwise dying and coming back.

>>5354578
But I don't want to fuck a faunus

>>5354594
I'd say Roman would have a better chance of coming back than Pyrrha at least. We saw him eaten whole, but no body. Where as we literally see Pyrrha shot in the heart and then disintegrated.

>>5354578
Fine. Velvet, then. She would be more submissive and wimpy, so I could just take care of myself and then go home to Emerald.

>>5354654
Plus Roman had full aura and it's a canon fact that grimm disintegrate upon death (which is what it immediately did after eating him). If they wanted to bring him back, it'd be as easy as giving him a throwaway taunt or 2 upon his re-encounter with the protags

>>5354654
But we don't know for sure that it actually isn't some magical golden sparkle bullshit.

I wouldn't be surprised if they did that just so they could write her back in somewhere along the line instead of just having her be turned into black ash.

>>5354691
>She would be more submissive and wimpy

Better hope she isn't in heat.

RT is such a sad company. Their desperate attempts to remain relevant in a changing and growing market are pretty fucking depressing.

>>5354720
>But we don't know for sure that it actually isn't some magical golden sparkle bullshit.
I fucking hate this so much.

>>5354829
wtf I hate cockdentures now

>>5354720
Wasn't Monty's original plan was she gets fire blasted so hard she leaves a nuclear shadow?
Maybe them going with magic sparkle ash was their way of having an in to bring her back instead of that. Plus that could be why Shane saying they're not following Montys vision.
>Monty really really wanted Pyrrha super dead

>>5354832
>>5354888
I think Monty just wanted her to be turned to charcoal and blow away(I only saw the picture, didnt read much into it)

They could have just had Cinder hold her hand up and release a gigantic fire blast that just erased Pyrrha. Instead we have to believe that Cinder can channel enough heat instantaneously to completely destroy a body, armor and all, while her circlet is completely unaffected.

>>5354829
Agreed. They're such failures. Their big projects aren't successful at all.

>>5354933
>Instead we have to believe that Cinder can channel enough heat instantaneously to completely destroy a body, armor and all,
It's called being the Fall maiden
>while her circlet is completely unaffected.
Just another example of the rule of cool being effect. It's no different from how we're expected to accept that all the transforming weapons function correctly during battle without breaking

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>>5354420

>>5354420

Fuck Velvet
Marry Blake
Let Emerald go because I know I can't take her.

>>5354420
Fuck Emerald
Marry Velvet
Kill Blake

>>5354958
>Just another example of the rule of cool being effect. It's no different from how we're expected to accept that all the transforming weapons function correctly during battle without breaking

I think they are overdoing the rule of cool. I can believe fast weapon transformations and crazy acrobatics, but having a character demonstrate some insane amount of power just because it looks cool(Instead of it actually being something they can do) is too much. It prevents the audience from gauging how strong each character actually is.

Pretty much every fight Cinder gets in could just end when she touches them, but since its "rule of cool" that wont ever happen and people will question why Cinder didn't just do that since they have literally seen it happen.

>>5355177
>It prevents the audience from gauging how strong each character actually is
>Implying you can actually tell with these shonen shows

>>5355177
>Implying you can actually tell with these shonen shows

Fair enough I suppose, considering aura and dust can do basically anything.

>>5355177
>Pretty much every fight Cinder gets in could just end when she touches them, but since its "rule of cool" that wont ever happen and people will question why Cinder didn't just do that since they have literally seen it happen.
Well, so far we only saw Cinder doing that to a person who had her Aura broken. So without that, they are (relatively) safe.
Then again, Pyrrha lost her Aura after taking 2-3 shots from Cinder (though she was using her Polarity a lot), so it's not that much of a handicap.

>>5355230

Meant to respond to >>5355200

>>5355235
>we only saw Cinder doing that to a person who had her Aura broken. So without that, they are (relatively) safe

I could imagine that it would almost eat somebody's aura up completely if the attack is that potent.

>>5355177
People have Aura, and they don't take much damage until that's gone. Touch of slow death is useless when your opponent is free to stab you in the meanwhile.

what if Raven's a slut and she set up public portal gloryholes in Hunter academies so students could fuck her

>>5355317

ITS

>>5355322
?

>>5354420
Marry Emerald and fuck her every night

Fuck Blake's brains out and leave forever

Kill the faunus whore

Alright, new game

Cum inside
Blowjob
Titfuck

Raven
Yang
Coco

>>5355331

THE

>>5355396
Eye of the Tiger?

>>5355317
That is not how the aperture science hand-held portal deice was meant to be used.

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>>5355407

NUTSHACK

>>5355390
Cum inside Raven
Blowjob from Coco
Titfuck from Yang

>>5355390

Cum inside - Yang
Blowjob - Coco
Titfuck - Raven

Coco is too high maintenance for me to settle down with.
Raven would just cheese it and leave me to raise a child/the children alone.

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>>5355177
I don't think you're really going to enjoy the show in the long run if you feel that way. The show pretty much runs on that kind of bullshit, I'm pretty sure every main character has probably displayed inconsistent power level shit at some point or another.

Much like the writing, you're better off just switching off your brain and just letting it happen.

>>5355668
This pretty much. Especially if the sneak peak volume 4 fight was anything to go off of

>>5355390
Cum inside Coco
Blowjob from Raven
Titfuck Yang

>>5355444
>Those digits
Also thanks for reminding me that piece of garbage exists

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>>5355390
>Raven
CUM
IN
MUM
>Yang
tit fuck
>Coco
Blowjams

This game is way more fun

Can't annoy the legbuddy!

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>Commission action to take a break and. ..
>Wanted to kiss the hands of God more when and

This girl is insane for Cinder, I'm trying to find the one of her and Cinder holding hands

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>>5355390
I want Coco's lipstick all over my dick
I want to give Yang another step-sister
I want to try to make Yang feel attractive by cumming on her face

>>5356033
I want to do all the things with Ruby and Nora

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>>5356068
I got you man

>>Wanted to kiss the hands of God more when and
That's what this stuff says? I wonder why she likes Cinder so much

>>5356068
Holding hands? Anon, she's drawn a picture of herself making out with Cinder.

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>>5356111
>We have already one year, God more.
>Never break his heart, fighting a lot fought lots of .., and yet really stay with me thank you.
>There are still a lot of love, I'll look forward to your love.
>I love you, baby.

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>>5356111
>>5356068
>Tfw you will never help Cinder burn people alive

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>>5356142
And this

>>5356143
I wonder if she has a bodypillow of Cinder, I mean, God?

>>5356222
If you had the talent to make it happen, wouldn't you?

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>>5356222
Trips confirm

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>>5356143
https://twitter.com/Misa_RWBY/status/752539619057479680

>She even drew best sister

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>>5356222
>I wonder if she has a bodypillow of Cinder, I mean, God?
Yeah, she has this one

>>5356305
>RT is too normie to make their own official RWBY dakis
They are totally missing out on massive profit from all that potential weeb money.

>>5356498
I'd get a Roman body pillow

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>>5356685
>Not a Roman pillow with tiny chibi Neo pillow

>>5356685
Same, and I'm not even gay

>>5356725
>and I'm not even gay
You're gay.

>>5356498
But why put money into that when they can make more t-shirts. I'm not even joking, they can pump that shit out like it's nothing and people will still eat it up.

>>5356717
>Roman body pillow that comes with chibi Neo through pillow bundle pack
I'd buy it.

>>5356498
Even if they did it would only feature adult characters. Not bad though it'd be Cinder, Roman, Glynda, Ironwood, Ozpin, Qrow, Raven and perhaps Winter

>>5356717
>Neo's actually body pillow is inside out, Original on the outside, Licorice on the inside

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>>5356819
RT is so retarded when it comes to their merchandise. Just make more shirts for literally everything.
Meanwhile they've been sold out of the Ruby plush for more than a year.

>>5356841
Adorable

>>5356841
>they come together or nobody comes at all

>>5356917
It's discontinued on the RT Store

>>5356917
Because it works

>>5356917
It's the same theory as Grimm Eclipse. Fans are gonna throw money at them regardless, so they don't really have to put effort into what they put out

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>>5356996
>I'l never have the complete set now
Team WBY just isn't the same without the R.

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>Cinder-senpai will never embarrass you

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>>5356917
From what I heard during RTX, they're redoing the plushes because the current mfg'er they're working with they don't really like. Problem is I'd guess they still have a ton of stock of the other plushies they have to get through.


Also looks like Vol 4 is going straight to the suffer express or at least according to one of their senior animators.

https://twitter.com/KaiserGeiser/status/778362499515023360

>>5356917
>tfw Yang plushes are sold out aswell
Why must I born to suffer?

>Marry
>Break heart of
>Get pregnant

Ruby, Nora, Pyrrha

>>5357478
>Ruby
Marry
>Nora
Break heart of
>Pyrrha
Get pregnant

inb4 jaunefag

>>5357478
Marry Ruby
Get Nora pregnant
Break Pyrrha's heart

>>5357478
Marry Nora
Break heart of Pyrrha
Get Ruby pregnant

>>5357478
Knock up the Nora
Wife the Rose
Ash doesn't have a heart to break

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>>5357478
>Marry and get pregnant are separate
Hedonism is a sickness. I can't even answer this.

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>>5357090
It's not even a theory anon
It actually happened
[spoiler]And it makes me sick[/spoiler]

I don't feel bad about geting RWBY or other RT merch from anyone other than RT
Like pic related
I would buy one of these in a heartbeat if I could

>>5357475
You just know the only reason they sold out after vol 3 was so people can cut off the arm.

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>>5357478
Easy
Marry Ruby
Break Pyrrha's heart
Get Nora pregnant (I assume I'm doing it because Ren is impotent)

Pregnant Nora would be cute

>>5356917
>Black T-shirt with the Schnee insignia in the middle
Bam, fifty billion sold.
Male one with Pyrrha's and you can straight-up double that. Better cash in while the Pyrrhafags are still desperate.

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>>5357562
>Not giving them megawedgies

>>5357550
You can do all of the combinations, but only three will be unconditionally true.

>>5357732
please post that picture of the megawedgies RWBY

>>5357714
They should have made JNPR plushies, the Pyrrha ones would have sold out within the same day of airing the finale.

>>5355390
Titfuck Raven
Cum inside Coco
Blowjob from Yang

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>>5357775
>>5357636
>I can't buy a Pyrrha plushie to light on fire and make a gif out of

>tmw you realize that there won't be any in-fighting in the White Fang between those who can hide among humans, and those whose animal traits cannot be concealed because that would require some actual thought put into this show.

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>>5357456

>>5357864
>that would require some actual thought put into this show.
Except that is utterly fucking retarded as an idea.

That is beyond fucking retarded.

>>5357864
I can't tell if RWBYg really thinks they're better writers than Miles and Kerry or if they really have no self awareness.

>>5357864
>because that would require some actual thought put into this show
How long did it take for you to come up with that idea? Not long I'm guessing.

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Fuck, Marry, Kill, Stand up on a date

Candidates are the 4 OG Maidens

>>5357478
Marry Ruby
Break Pyrrha's heart
Get Nora pregnant

>>5357864
I mean maybe the divide should be over shit that matters like whether or not they agree with Genocide?
That, and especially if it's in the context of Adam having led the most extreme wings and Blake trying to call whatever else might be there into action, would be more interesting than "Oh you're passing so you don't know what it's like to be a REAL faunus"

>>5357915
Standup blue.
Marry green.
Kill pink.
Fuck orange.

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>>5357714
The problem is they dont sell shirts/hoodies that wont make you look autistic for wearing

>>5357915
Marry Spring
Fuck Summer
Kill Winter
Stand up Fall

>>5357915
Well all know how it worked out when Ozpin stood up ole winter.

>>5357864
>My idea is so smart, too bad those shitty writers can't think on a level such as an enlightened individual such as myself

Fucking kys

>>5357903
They do and it's fucking pathetic, look at all the Lancaster shippers.

>>5357948
Wait, fuck.

Kill blue, standup pink.

>>5357864
>between those who can hide among humans, and those whose animal traits cannot be concealed because that would require some actual thought put into this show.
That's a fucking shitty idea.

I mean fucking Christ.

>>5357953
I've seen that hoodie in the wild more times than I can count on teenage girls and college girls.

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>>5357915
Marry best girl obviously
Fuck Summer (summer is the orange one, right?)
Stand up Purple on a date (wtf season is purple?)
Kill the chink

>>5357902
>>5357903
>>5357907
>>5357937
>>5357964
>>5357981
Not my fault I took screenwriting courses and have an I.Q. of 120.

I'd probably be big in the movie industry if I wasn't so disgusted by its current state. Put me in the 1950s and I'd be the next Orson Welles.

>>5358020
Spring is Green, Summer is Purple, Fall is Orange, Winter is blue and also Salem

>>5357903
People here think they're better writers than Miles and Kerry.

I don't get it.

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>>5358062
>summer is purple
I know you're right but still, why purple.

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>>5358050

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>>5358050
>He thinks IQ matters
>He thinks screenwriting courses matter
>He thinks the '50s made better movies
This has to be bait

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>>5358050
Please be bait

>>5358002
I saw it on guys in my old high school.

It actually looks cool if you don't know what it's from.

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>>5358050
>Put me in the 1950s and I'd be the next Orson Welles.

Someone's upset they threw their life down the toilet on a liberal arts degree

>>5357550
You can do all of the combinations, but only three will be unconditionally true.

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>>5358050
Wow, really!??!?

I heard there's some good docudrama oppurtunities over in the Middle East!

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Titfuck
Cum Inside
Deepthroat
Hotdog

>>5358391
>Titfuck black hair
>Hotdog purple hair
>Deepthroat brown hair
>Cum inside red hair

>>5358391
>Titfuck
Third on the right
>Cum Inside
Middle left
>Deepthroat
Fourth
>Hotdog
The first one

>>5358391
NDGO is for yuri only.

Y U R I O N L Y
U
R
I
O
N
L
Y

>>5358391
Why is it the purple one is the only one who's got porn? She's got at least 3 or 4 pics, where the other three have nothing.

>>5358848
Probably because the purple one is the best.

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>>5358798
Cool story bro.

>>5358877
Delete this.

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>>5358966
No.

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>>5359029
>>5358877
Don't forget the first one

Is it still rape if it's a faunus

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>>5357905
Arkos a comf!

And a canon!

And a soul-crushing pile of dust!

>>5359416
Why do tumblr artists keep drawing Pyrrha so much darker than she really is?

>>5359446
To trigger you.

>>5359416
>And a canon!
It really wasn't.

>>5359446
I admit that skintone does look nicer against the red and gold she wears

>>5359446
Between her name, and armour and weapon and fighting style, they figure she's Greek or Mediterranean so they make her tan skinned.
I mean it makes more sense than when they draw Yang and Ruby as darker skinned at least.

>>5359453
Care to explain what you mean?

>>5359416
Well, one outta three ain't bad

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What if Arkos went lewd?

>>5359464
Well it wasn't comfy either but you don't see that stopping him

>>5359591
Only in your fanart, fanfiction and dreams

>>5359595
It's not even soul-crushing really; Just kinda dumb but now it's out of the way.

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>>5359605
How about a teenage Pyrrha and a shota Jaune?

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>>5359653
CUM

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>>5359692
IN

>>5359522
The sole reason tumblr does all of the things that people have been whining about for literal years on 4chan is because it makes 4chan mad.

They sat around, came up with a list of what would piss 4chan off, and then did it.

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>>5359653
>shota

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>>5358391
All of the above

>>5359519
I don't mind it too much when it's based on her dads skintone

>>5359653
>shota

It's shit.

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>>5359705
SIDE

>>5359591
>>5359653
>Pyrrha has a shota fetish
That explains a lot

>>5359711
It's not that it pisses me off, it's that it just seemed kinda weird to me.

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>>5359748
MUM

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>>5359653

>>5359653
If Jaune was magically turned into a girl, would Pyrrha suddenly turn into a lesbian.

>>5359801
She could be bisexual. We don't know if she doesn't mind some pussy now and again

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>>5359785
>You will never drown in boobs

>>5359801
You know what, probably.
It's his personality she likes the most, not just the D'arc. That's just a nice bonus.

>>5359822
Why would pyrrha be attracted to anything that isn't Jaune

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>>5359748
>>5359705
Man, Dry's improved a lot since he started.

>>5359591
>Pyrrha gets invited to a little reunion party for champions
>She arrives there and everybody has a date except her
>They all seem so happy
>Pyrrha drinks as the night goes on
>Everybody is having a great time
>Shes just hovering over the alcohol
>After enough drinks she convinces herself that she is going to claim Jaune
>Gets into a complete no-nonsense mood
>Nothing is going to stop her this time
>Gets to her dorm at 1:00 in the morning
>Nora and Ren were currently out on a mission
>She opens the door
>Takes a few steps in sternly as ever before shutting the door
>Jaune hopped out of bed only to come face to face with a very serious Pyrrha
>"Oh hey Pyrrha how was the-!"
>Pyrrha had already crouched down and pulled Jaune's dick out of the onesie and went to work

>>5359822
Nah, in all probability she was straight like a ruler.
That, or Jaunesexual.

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>>5359861
I should hit up that pastebin, it's been months

>>5359861

That is what happens when you practice and ask for feedback, yes.

>>5359894
Anyone got Dry's art in a pastebin?

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I'M THE NONE

>>5359935
Was this before V3? I know efr-s did something like this too

>>5359801
Yes because she is Jaunesexual
She is also a Jauneophile

>>5359964
Different artist, don't remember when they did it exactly

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>>5359964
I think you mean Dishwasher.

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>>5359910
There's an imgur I think

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>>5359882
I think Pyrrha is Jaunesexual, and should have claimed Jaune when she had him pinned to a tree!

>>5359801
>Jaune gets tormented by a crazy wizard with no sense of right and wrong
>Keeps getting morphed into a whole bunch of different things, most of which aren't even human
>Pyrrha has to deal with suddenly developing corresponding sexual orientations and fetishes depending on what Jaune is

>>5359591
It never would.

Pyrrha would never do anything. Jaune has more of a chance of getting his dick sucked by Mercury.

>>5360223
>Jaune gets turned into a plant, a talking plant but a plant none the less
>Keeps asking Pyrrha for help
>All Pyrrha can do is stand there and get wet

>>5359801
Probably. Pyrrha likes Jaune for who he is rather than what he looks like so she probably wouldn't let that change her view of him.

>>5360300
>"Pyrrha, please stop watering me, I'm drowning!"

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I just saw a Carpal Tunnel Surgery and mother of God, no gore thread on /b/ can ever match the amount of disgust I had.

Breast implant surgery is the fucking worse too

>>5360245
>Merc getting that D before Pyrrha

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>>5360335
This too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IojKKwhZzOs
>That crack

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>>5360335
What about sex change operations?

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>>5360376
>>5360349
>>5360335
What if someone was paralysed "waist up"?

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>>5360223
What fetish would set off Pyrrha the most
i'd like to think TF
>Jaune gets turned into a blowup doll/pool toy
>Pyrrha rides him all night long

Or
>Jaune becomes plump/ thick
>Pyrrha can't keep her hands off his moobs, love handles and stomach

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>>5360376
Leave

>>5360300
>Pyrrha gets put in charge of watering their leader
>She always waters him in the middle of the night
>She actually masturbates above him and drips onto him
>Jaune has been drinking Pyrrha since he was transformed

What if Blake forced you to water her every day, like a plant?

>>5360419
It's actually pretty interesting once you get past the disgust.

>>5360441
Do I get to fondle her boobs while I do it at the same time? Like how I move my plants leaves around?

>>5360437
>The crazy wizard cant believe how crazy this red head chick is
>Wonders if he should turn Jaune back into a human or at least something else
>Look on in horror as Pyrrha places the face of Plant Jaune into her snatch while she reaches orgasm and her juices gush onto him

The fuck y'all taking about fucking a plant?

>>5360223
>Pyrhha finally get over Jaune when he gets turned into a Pyrrha and she learns to love herself

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http://sinccubi.tumblr.com/post/150706344590/i-wonder-how-yang-would-walk-in-and-sees-ruby

>>5360735
Truck?

>>5360795
Ruby doesn't swear.

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>>5358050

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>>5360801
Maybe back when she was a good, wholesome Christian girl, not anymore.
>no more crosses
>more provocative outfit
>smile is gone for good
She will be swearing like a Mistralian sailor now and other troublesome things like staying out past curfew and being rude to the elderly.

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Finally, I've been waiting for this

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>>5357953
>mfw I own that hoodie

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>>5360969
>smile is gone for good
The smile always comes back after the corruption is complete.

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>>5355390
Cum inside Yang
Blowjob from Coco
Titfuck Raven

Raven probably got some fat milf titties under that thing shes wearing

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>>5360996

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>>5358050