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ERP Thread: All for One and One for All Edition Previous: &g

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ERP Thread: All for One and One for All Edition
Previous: >>5339107
Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/79bF1Jzm
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>>5341284
DICKS
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>>5341188
I'm guessing 'obedience' is off the table.
>she stares at the maw of jagged teeth and nods
Give me some release, then.
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Afternoon everyone. How are you?
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nth for gallade/gardevoir orgy
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Ahoy, fellow NEETS!
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>>5341331
Fuck off.
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>>5341331
>Nibbles ear
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>>5341318
>>5341340
FUCK
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>Leaves a plate filled with Pancakes
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>>5341340
>>5341318
THE IMAGES CONFIRM IT TO BE HAPPENING

Who wants first dibs on this PLUMP REAR
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>>5341124
>As his kiss met her lips, her ahoge shot straight up like a warning sign until he backed off again. Her face started to blush, turning varying shades of bright red as she looked back deeply into his eyes and smile. She started to let go of him, first unlocking her legs and letting them fall , then letting go of his shoulders and neck. She pulled at his chair, removing him from the desk and stared longingly.
A-admiral! That was so sudden! You just...fired at me without warning!
>Without hesitation, she hopped into his lap, straddling him from the front and wrapping her arms around again. Quickly, she pressed against his lips as he had done, closing her eyes and pressing her chest against his. She took longer trying to break from him, savoring every moment with her beloved admiral.
Admiral, could it be that you feel it too? The burning love?
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>>5341149 (Nohr Anon)
>Ophelia opens her mouth to answer but her word is quickly cut off by a shaky moan as he slams inside of her, looking at his hand fumble clumsily with her boob holder before she undoes the clasp herself, letting out a slight sigh of relief as her sensitive nipples aren't rubbing against the leather armor anymore. Her hands grip the sheep as she tries to get her spasming and moaning under control, her nails digging deep into the sheets as her body is overloaded with pleasure from the man thrusting into her pussy. Her walls squeeze tight around him each time he pushes inside, expertly milking and stroking him, effectively pleasuring his thick hard member each time it slammed all the way inside of her. Her mouth opening to speak as he furiously slams against her womb with his sharp eager thrusts, each word being punctuated with a particularly loud moan.
B-Better- Ahn~! S-Safe than-Nngh...Sorry...
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>>5341320
>Lets go of her
Dig the get ya got here, you a privet Doc or do ya do house calls?
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>>5341362
>>5341357
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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(Reposting for Korrasami)
>>5341201
Korra.

>A nod in a smile, that was his response to the dark-skinned woman. During that nod, he took his time to take a nice look at her figure. It was more than shapely, he could see hints of muscle from her arms. Now that was something Gabriel could get behind, in more ways than one.

Yeah, it's lovely to meet you. The both of you.

>At Asami's request, he removed his beanie, revealing his long, silky hair that went up to his shoulders, with bangs that covered his forehead and went over one eye slightly. The teen hesitated when she asked for his sunglasses to be gone as well. They were the secret behind his fake mask of confidence. However, an inner voice convinced him that if he can pull this off, he can get some real self-esteem. He removed his glasses, revealing the sad eyes of a lost teenager, framed by circles of the lack of sleep and a scarred face. But, his countenance glittered with his smile as he answered.

I'm a bit of... freelancer. Si, si, that's a good word for it. I do jobs for people and they pay me. They pay me good sometimes. Mira, chicas.

>Gabriel reached into his trackpants and slapped a nice wad of cash on the countertop. Right from the get go it was clear it was a substantial amount of money judging by the fact that top and bottom bills were 100s
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IT'S
SHOW
TIME!
>A feminine, slender figure clad in a stage magician outfit materialized upon the stage lit by all colors of the rainbow to a cheering audience and stepped along squares towards the crowd before throwing her hands forward and releasing a trio of doves from her gloved palms
It's been over a month (I believe) but Miku's magic show is back!
>In an outstretched palm the magician-idol's trademark cane formed, which she grabbed and pointed forward with a flick of her wrist, emanating a heart-shaped light with a confident smile on her lips
And for the third time since my act began, the popular hypnosis show. I'm nothing if not a crowd pleaser!
>With that she lowered the cane to her side and pulled a pocket watch from her jacket and began to swing it slowly
Now I need some volunteers from the audience, please!
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>>5341281
Alright, this is the big one.
>She gets on the couch, resting on her knees as one hand holds Alexis's leg in the air. She uses the other hand to aim the cock straight for her slit, letting it prod against the entrance before slowly pushing the tip in.
Tell me if anything is bad.
>Her own wetness is staining the fabric of the couch as she lets another inch of the thick rubber in.
You good?
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Anyone else getting this? It looks great.

http://blog.mangagamer.org/2016/09/19/an-introduction-to-please-bang-my-wife/
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>>5341349
I'll fuck on in a minute.
>>5341353
Ahhhhh! D-don't touch my ears they are sensitive.
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>>5341284
post cards
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>>5340425
>Roman keeps his hips firmly planted lest he find himself bucking them straight upwards and gagging the small girl. No, he absolutely doesn't want that right now. But the sensation of her tongue on his glans really puts the urge in him. He has to admit he's impressed that she was able to get them in their current position, though, with her tiny frame
>Which, he had to remind himself, was glorious to look at
You know, not to cut off the fun...but looking at you is really making me want to cut to the chase.
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>>5341373
it must be fate!
are we just waiting on anon to get here?
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>>5341360
>Slides up in your DMs and eats a single pancake.
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>>5341198
>Hits you in the kidney with the hilt of her sword.
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>>5341357
>>5341410

Ok buddy, you and me, we're gonna fuck. I don't care if I'm a dude, a girl, or a herm, we're gonna bang. Who's first?
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>>5341360
>Eats all of them like a god damn savage
MINE!
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>>5341406
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>>5341382
>Sitting in the audience with a disgruntled look on his face, he watched the twin-tailed idol appear on the stage but refused to join in the crowd's applause. The magician's show had left him in some awkward positions in the past, and he knew better than get involved with it again. So he was unsure why exactly he was sitting in the crowd with his hand raised in the air to volunteer. He could swear he heard the magician's voice whisper to him in his ear, as if commanding him to become a part of the show again.
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>>5341286
Aah, fine! Look, I'm getting pictures now, okay?
I'll still just watch!
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I am ready for some gallade cock
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>>5341390
>She bites her lip, nodding.
Y-yeah, I'm fine...
>She moans as the shaft slowly pushes itself down her wet cunt, the pleasure building up inside of her. She lets out deep breaths to ease herself into it.
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>>5341406
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>>5341406
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>>5341367
“No wonder your body is . . . So welcoming~”
>His hand grips her breast, pinching her sensitive nipple between his thumb and index finger as he picks up the pace and distance. Pulling out half way before slamming it back in, desperation punctuating every single thrust into her constantly quivering insides. He wasn’t sure how much longer he could last with this feeling, or if she would be in any state to walk after this abuse to her loins. Not that he cared about the latter. His hips keep slamming in, giving her womb harsh precum coated kisses with every thrust
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>>5341372
I'm more of a researching doctor. But house calls are something I can do. Why.
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>>5341431
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>>5341406
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>>5341102
>Ash chuckles, as though the anon's suggestion is absolutely ludicrous. IF he can handle it, he says
>Ash chooses to show just how well he can handle it. His first assault is to the anon's balls, letting out his tongue to lap at the man's scrotum, gently rolling his testes around with his tongue before sliding the wet muscle up the anon's cock, going slowly from base to shaft to tip before swirling his tongue around the glans
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>>5341421
thats a bit demanding but uh..
dibs on top
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>>5341406
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>>5341263

You clearly don't think straight if you can't tell I am being playful....It's clear I don't want my butt to explode.
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>>5341406
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>>5341406
Make me.
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>>5341429
Oho, we can certainly wait for now.
>He looks over towards wherever the fuck the other Gallade is now.
Isn't that right?
>>5341431
Wrong image there?
>>5341456
Alright, you want to fuck MY butt first, or what? Don't forget we got >>5341429 here.
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Good morning, good evening, wherever you may be! I hope you all took this chance to make today truly a wonderful day. And if you didn't, then there's always tomorrow!
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>>5341170
>Reinhardt nods along with Saber's assessment - glory in battle was one of his fondest sentiments, and those who fight for honour should be remembered as heroes, not cast aside and forgotten like some inconvenience
>Noticing how his unwieldy armour is getting in the way, he removes practically all of it just so that he is able to draw his young companion into a burly hug
They passed into legend, fighting the good fight. We will remember them, and honour their sacrifices by living life to it's fullest!

>At the mention of an order of warriors who regard each other as brothers, his expression clouds. Rather than broach the topic of the Crusaders, he looks about for refreshments.
What do you say we drink to their memories?
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>>5341439
I see all sorts of fun sharp things!
>Tendrils grab stuff around them
Know the damage I could do with this stuff! I could take an eye ooooooooooh...er never mind!
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>>5341431
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>>5341341
Yo!
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>>5341446
Stop oppressing me
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>>5341431
Violet, you're turning violet!
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>>5341486
Why she blue tho?
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>>5341486
That's a big bitch.
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>>5341406
(P.S: That anon wanting to do Marseille has my support.)
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>>5341468
i guess we could spitroast the other dude there, when they're ready

if not, bend over
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>>5341493
She lost the love of her life
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>>5341406
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>>5341448
(just waiting for Isabelle from last thread, though you have quite a few characters I would like, but not now)
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>>5341432
Alright, going in more.
>She slides in another three inches, leaving half of the eight-inch toy inside the newbie. She begins to slide out to repeat the pattern slowly.
Biting your lip can be pretty hot, but we want more than that. Give a few lewd expressions. Let your tongue hang out; don't worry about the drool.
>While talking, she's increased the input to six inches and is picking up the pace.
You're doing great so far, trust me. Keep up the good work.
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>>5341493
If she was green, she would die.
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>>5341518
Does she live in a blue house? With a blue little window? With a blue Corvette? Is everything blue for her?
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>>5341505
I believe he said that he's still getting ready! Perhaps we should wait just a moment until then.
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Can we seriously just have a Pokemon ERP thread?
Most people don't like autism tier bestiality.
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>>5341437
>Ophelia wraps her arms around the man's neck as she is roughly violated from below, a familiar ache from being used as a man's cock sleeve building in her loins, the addictive pleasure of being pounded deep inside becoming more and more apparent as he reaches his edge, his desperate animalistic thrusts pushing her into the bed in his ferocity causing her to throw her head back in ecstasy, biting her lip in a futile attempt to hold back her moans, as she quickly approaches her peak she lets out a extremely loud slutty moan as she cums explosively, coating his length in her love juices as she squeezed tight around the thrusting length, her pussy walls moving in ways as they tried to make him cum inside her at that very moment, stroking every inch of his cock with her cum hungry walls, she leans forward and blows a hot breathless moan into his ear, her tongue sliding up the side of his ear as she speaks.
Give me...Everything...
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>>5341170 (Repost for Saber)
Well then, if you're not going to complain about it.
>He took a seat next to her, sliding close to her, wrapping an arm gently around her side, his head coming to a rest atop hers, fingers dancing about her side, eyes slowly fluttering shut as he relaxes against her.
More than happy to keep you company~
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>>5341475
Sorry, I do not make it a habit to drink really. Why I'm hardly old enough to drink myself! But I'd be more than happy to accompany you while you do.
>>5341497
>Saber stretches her legs as she sits next to you. She shifts her position slightly and extends her legs over you, placing her feet in your lap.
Are you sure you only came here to keep me company?~
>>5341458
Hello Sponty~
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>>5341364
Well, you were being a bit noisy, so I had to quiet you up somehow, right?
>He moved his chair backwards to allow the fast battleship enough room to swing around him. He accepted her on his lap, his arms wrapping around her as she pressed against him. Soon they fell to her waist, resting on her hips, as he leaned back in comfort, enjoying the warm, soft body pressed against his.
Of course I do. It's an Admiral's duty to love all his ship girls, but I'll always have a special place for Kongou. You're my most treasured ship girl, and I rely on you a lot. If all you need in return is some affection, I'm always here to give it to you when you want it. I'll spoil you any way you want me to, so just say the word!
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>>5341512
>(I'm basically done if there is no timeskip. I don't really see any reason to continue at this point, she's got her money, thanks are assumed, and she's signed off, etc etc.
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>>5341376
(Thank you. Only saw it in the last thread)
>Asami bit her lip slightly seeing his long blonde mane fall free from his beanie. She reached forward, knowing that a man would never deny her touch, and gently pet his hair.
Ah~ It's so soft~
>But as Gabriel removed his sunglasses, her eyes honed in on his scars. She didn't say anything, but her green eyes flashed sadly. Instead, she silently kept petting his hair, not wanting to upset him. She looked away for a second... and licked her lips. Trying to hide the moment, she sipped at her Manhattan.
>Korra, meanwhile, stared at the pile of cash he laid down on the table.
Whoa, dude, you're packed! I mean... with cash. I haven't seen your cock yet.
>Asami chuckled.
Korra! Be nice!
>Korra snapped back at attention, realizing what she just said.
Oh, yeah, sorry. So, um, freelancer huh? Like construction work?
>Korra sloppily tried to change the subject, but she did notice Asami petting his hair. "Ah, she likes him!", she thought happily.
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>>5341382
>A female Kagamine had been in the crowd for her sister's little magic act, humming absently as she waited for her other half to come back from the bathroom. Jeez, he was gonna miss the best part! Sighing at her brother's terrible bathroom timing; Rin just settles for admiring her sister's manner on the stage, smiling wryly as she locked eyes on the swaying watch. At Miku's request for some lovely volunteers, the blonde shrugs to herself, thinking "Why not?" She rushes to her feet, arms flailing wildly; her boundless energy serving her quite well in grabbing attention.
"I volunteer, I volunteer! Lemme at it, sis!"
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>>5341536
Can we have a good ERP thread?
Oh no I get it you're too busy shitposting
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>>5341468
>>5341456
>>5341421

Now I have no clue which is which. Which one of you said I had a BIG butt? I promise that will only gently smack them with my hair.
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>>5341542
>(Well then I'd say the timeskip should happen, back to the office after she bought, whatever she wanted)
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>>5341406
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>>5341468
>>5341505
No, I mean... You two go ahead, I'm busy!
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>>5341552
Can I play with Hex?
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>>5341574
Sure, let's do it in the discord since the thread is cancer oh wait nevermind hahaha xxd lol
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>>5341515
>Even if Zone would have asked her to do it, mouth went wide open, her tongue hanging out as she began panting like a dog. The pleasure drove her mad as the play thing stretched out her velvet walls, her juices leaking out onto the couch. All she could even think about was Zone fucking her.
I-it's so fucking big~ Oh fuck Zone~
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>>5341573
Wait. I wasn't reading last thread.
We have a Gardevoir male now?
PLEASE tell me you'll do hypno
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>>5341406
>Only need one
>>5341510
(We need to pick up from last time)
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>>5341382
Ooh! Me! Me me!
>From the back of the crowd the battleship was easily identifiable. Taller than anyone nearby and far more enthusiastic, she scrambled to wave her hands in the air as though the moment would pass by if she was boisterous enough.
Pick meee!
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>>5341589
Don't get your hopes up
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>>5341584
Sure. What's your discord?
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>>5341584
You okay?
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>>5341406
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>>5341571
Ene!!!!
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This pokemon shit is garbage
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>>5341449
>Anon leans back in his seat as Ash attacks his crotch. A satisfied sigh passes his lips as his sack is tended to with a dextrous tongue - and is pleased to note that his partner knows not to be too rough with his sagging eggs
>And then comes the long, sensual lick along the entire length of his manhood - the one smooth motion provoking a bona fide groan of pleasure, the anon's breath turning sharp as his young companion starts to minister to his large purple head - eagerly awaiting the moment when his cock will be sealed into suction.
>He grins down at the cutie
You're doing well so far...
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>>5341537
>He slams in, undeterred by the heavy splash of cum that was almost pushing him out and staining his sheets. The slamming became almost anger yet his face was painted with a stupid large smile as he slams into her quivering post orgasmic sex. Moments later he follows the officers orders and gives her everything, taking full advantage of her hex and unloading a thick flow of cum deep inside the mage without a single regard for her
“Like that?”
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>>5341571
Why did you leave us for discord?
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>>5341585
Keep going! They like dirty talk.
...you can't hear me anymore, can you?
>To grab her attention, she shoves the last two inches in without warning, the tip prodding against her womb. She slides a bit out before begging to thrust repeatedly, pounding her senseless.
'Fucked silly' is a good look on you.
>She lifts Alexis from her position, sitting up and bouncing her on her lap so the camera can get a good look of her fucked from behind. Her hands are now holding on to Alexis's butt, groping it and spreading it wide for the camera while she continues to thrust upward.
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>>5341604
Don't do it they will dox you for fun
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>>5341382
God I hope this ends with someone either getting mauled by a tiger or sawed in half
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>>5341616
>You will never have your babies with cheshire
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>>5341473
You want to continue that doctor session from a few days ago?
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>>5341589
Anon, you pervert.

The gallades were only converting me from anon to something they'd fuck.

Maybe with the influx of gardevoir-related pokemon there'll be one that'll hypnotize and fuck anons.
I sure hope so!

I'll be hiding now!
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>>5341589
i think we have a garde(m), gallade(everything) and gallade(m)
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>>5341473

I didn't have a great day, but getting with a sexy girl like you would make my day great again.
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>>5341406
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>ERP is alive again without Paul being autistic

I am proud of you guys.
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>>5341406
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>>5341406
>

>>5341544
>There was a slight flinch when Asami reached out to pit him, and a very faint, easily missable flash of fear on his face. It was instinct, and it overrode his sense of reason. Fortunately, the moment was brief and he allowed the woman to stroke his hair. If there was anything the teen missed was displays of affection like this, and he found himself leaning into Asami's touch, while his eyes looked at Korra to respond to her inquires.

Don't worry, chica. I might be packin' dinero in my pockets but I got a real diamond in my pants.

>Confidence, don't falter now. But it took a lot of courage for Gabriel to say that and follow it up with wink.

Nah, not construction more like.... deliveries. Pick-ups. Clean up work. Stuff like that.

>Vague answers, but it was for the best. Quick on the draw, the mysterious teen shifted the subject, lining his words with seduction and veneration.

What about you two? You angels just on break from Heaven, or what?
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>>5341652
Sooooo. Short answer is no? Fucking. God dammit.
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>>5341564
That would be me! Ah, I know how to help. I'll do this.
>He quickly comes up with a way to differentiate the two of them, and in the simplest of ways. The far more feminine Gallade, in looks but certainly not in demeanor, places a piece of paper with a '1' on his chest spike. That should be enough to tell the difference.
Now, whenever I refer to myself, it shall be as 'Gallade 1'.
>Chuckling for a moment, he looks over towards wherever the other male is.
Man, I am a genius.
>>5341589
I too was playing a Gardevoir male. Someone else entirely has picked it up, and we also have a female one!
>>5341573
>>5341652
Are you sure you'd like to wait? Last chance before we get into it.
>>5341661
I play Gallade(everything) and Gardevoir(Everything) actually.
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>>5341540
>His eyes slowly fall to her feet as they end up in her lap, his own hands slowly moving towards them, gripping one in his hands and slowly running his thumbs along the sole.
Well I...I'm not going to complain if you want me for more than company...
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>>5341618
Master!

>>5341634
What are you talking about? I left the discord.
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>>5341541
Ehehehe! Admiral, you're the best! You know just how to cheer a girl up!
>She continues her attachment to him, showering him with small kisses over the entirety of his face. When she finally backed up from him, she was nothing but smiles. She rests her forehead against her weary admiral's and continues her happy laughter. Upon hearing his last suggestion, she took the lead.
Well admiral...I think the mood is set, the timing is right....How about...you know...You can't honestly want to make a girl say it, do you?!
>She holds her face in embarrassment, turning a bright red. Even so, she peers through her own fingers to see his response.
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>>5341661

I don't know about Pokemon but I want to fuck that.
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>>5341668
(Master anon here! Hope you are doing great!)
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>>5341478
...
>her remaining eye narrows at him
You're hilarious.
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>>5341473
(You on the discord boat?)
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>>5341616
>All the missing monsters
Much sad, but understandable.
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>>5341643

I want to make a porn video with Zone-tan~!
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>>5341597
// Oh Iowa, you're here? ;-; It's been so long. I missed ya
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>>5341687
There's two of them, anon.
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>>5341406
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>>5341567
>She didn't say anything more about what she bought with the money, though she did enjoy her new workdress that, while less tight on the thighs, was a lot looser on the shoulders and collar. It also looked a lore more like a proper businesswoman's. She brought the unmarked box in, though, after about a week.
A-alright, it's here, as you asked.
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>>5341428
>The stage magician turned to the man with his hand raised and bent forward with her hands on her legs with a coy smile. However, the smile she pictured in the back of her mind was far more devilish!
Uwah, you're really dedicated, huh?? How many times have you volunteered? Perhaps I'll make you a stage assistant!
>She giggled and raised one hand to hold out to him

>>5341551
Eh? Rin-chan...?
>She placed her hand above her eyes and surveyed the audience for the source of the voice. It was, in fact, her plucky little blonde sister! Her demeanor turned downright giddy briefly with little hops that clicked against the stage before she coughed against her left hand and held her right one out with a regained composure
Now come on up, my volunteer!

>>5341597
>The teal haired magician smiled wryly at her easily noticeable friend waving her hands frantically. It was cute how enthusiastic she was, and the size difference only made it cuter. It reminded her of something, but it was on the tip of her tongue...
Of course, then come on up!
>She waved for her to come on stage

>>5341646
Are you volunteering to be mauled by a tiger or sawed in half, creepy looking mister~?
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>>5341406
I really need to update this with like 5 other characters
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>>5341540
>Reinhardt raises his eyebrows at the young warrior's refusal of drink - but all the same, he does somehow acquire himself a mug of beer to brood over
Surely you must drink something! Why, a dear friend of mine insists that tea soothes the spirits almost as well as beer.
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>>5341406
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>>5341406
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>>5341694
I am god damn historical (I know that's the joke)
Now someone has to be either crazy or have balls of steel to come after me, so what's ya name good looking?
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>>5341643
O-OH SHIT!
>The sudden push jolted her up only for a little bit as she practically melted in Zone's arms, unable to move even if she wanted.
Zone! Zone! Fuck me! Please....~ I need your dick!
>She screamed, happily bouncing on the strap-on. She laid her head on her shoulders, almost hyperventilating from the pleasure that boiled within her, making her break into a sweat. The pleasure beginning to reach its climax.
Zone, I-I'm gonna cum soon!
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>>5341718
IS that Erin from Fairy Fencer F?
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>>5341740
Do you ever rp?
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>>5341629
>Ophelia quivers as he pumps his hot sticky load deep inside of her womb, the pure volume of his cum quickly filling her to the brim before spilling out of her freshly fucked sex, gripping his shoulders as she spasmed slightly, hot heavy breathes working their way through her throat that was tired from moaning and screaming the entire time he fucked her, her head falling back into the pillow as she rubs her stomach, her tongue lewdly running over her lips as she enjoys the feeling of being so wonderfully full by the man's load a smile of satisfaction working its way onto her face despite her early reluctance.
I-I suppose that was fine...
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>>5341406

PLUS
There might be or might not be an Ancient Japanese Warlord (Female) AND a French Warrior of God.
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>>5341761
Literally yesterday.
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>>5341740
>you're Giovanni

Interesting. I need to talk to Ragyo when I can. I think she's also expressed in interest in owning Nibbles.
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>>5341677
ah, youre an everything(everything), gotcha
>the gallade conjures a marker from nowhere and lazily writes '2' on his spike
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>>5341406
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>>5341677
Why so many commas? Shits like cancer to the eyes.
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>>5341719
Welcome, I see you're enjoying the dress. You look very nice.
>He looked down at the box she carried, still curious after the week went by
So, what's in the box? Finally came to show me?
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>>5341725
I'm pretty sure I've had both already happen! So are ya going to pull a rabbit out ya ass?
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>>5341406
Not the Stocking from earlier, of course. That was Val~
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>>5341634
>>5341729
why are you here if you dont like the threads
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>>5341700
I need to get this footage to the producers as soon as it's done, but I can give you some love tomorrow.
>>5341729
>If the slides get too narrow, try making a second card and putting them together in paint. That's what I've done with my HG avas.
>>5341744
That's it! Cum for the camera, baby! And scream it like you mean it!
>She's gotten way into the mood, bouncing Alexis so high that only the tip remains inside her at her peak. She squeezes her rear tight, letting the camera see the firmness of her behind.
Don't hold back, Alexis! This is your star-making moment!
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>>5341406
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>>5341767
>AND a French Warrior of God.

I want to be Jeanne's new God.
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>>5341741
I consider it a bit of both. My name is Valentine, symbiote. And you...are Carnage.
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>>5341803
Can I roleplay sexually with you?
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>>5341808
Jiro fuck off
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>>5341681
>Saber leans her foot into your hand, enjoying the light rubbing your giving it.
I would hope that I'd give you nothing to complain about. Go on, do whatever you want with them. I'm not stopping you~
>>5341735
I do not normally do this but, very well.
>Saber finds herself a mug of beer. She sips a little bit, visibly cringing at the taste. She forces herself to drink more, not wanting to be the odd man out. You can hear how forced her words are as she tries to claim she's enjoying it.
Mmh, this is very good! I see why you enjoy drinking so much! Your friend must be a very wise man!
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>>5341382
Oh man, is it too late for me to volunteer?
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>>5341767
I want to have a bromance with Hotaru!
>>5341772
Are we gonna do this or not, Gallade 2? Can't keep me waiting forever now.
>A conveniently placed bed seems to be the perfect place for this lewd endeavor, Gallade 1 leaps into the air, strikes a seductive pose, and then lands upon the bed. His ass wobbles just for a moment once he hits the bed, a testament to how soft it is.
>>5341788
I do like the threads though.
>>5341798
I'm good with Photoshop so I'll probably do something fancy and fun with it.
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>>5341784
>PEPSI MAN
Oh god, I need to see someone get hydrated.
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>>5341808

>Wanting to defile the most beautiful soldier in God's Army.

You're a Monster.
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>>5341651
(Sure, I don't mind!)

>>5341663
Aww, what's got you down, sir? Can Iowa fix it somehow? You know she's always up for a challenge!

>>5341695
(Not publicly no, what's up sir?)

>>5341648
(Aww, with their little mix matched hair colors and ears. It'd be adorable!)

>>5341697
(Ahah...I hate clutter. I felt like it was getting too large. They're all still available for request if ever the day arises!)

>>5341711
(Good evening! I've been here for a while, silly man! How's everything?)

>>5341725
>With a pull down of his fist fast too giddy for someone of her class, the large woman hops up and out of her seat to the disdain of many audience members near plowed over by her desire to hit the stage. With speed that would've been confused for a Destroyer she dashes upwards and arrives just in front of her lovely host for the evening. She waves to the audience and turns to the magician, looking down at her always bright smile.
So! What's in store this evening?

>>5341683
(K....Kongou....?)
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>>5341811
The one and only!...Unless you count that thing I did in that small town...and that thing I did in the microvers....and that thing I did with an evil book....ANYWAYS what is it ya are looking for with me?
>>5341784
(Pepsi Man! God damnit that's who I should be going after!)
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>>5341408
>Neo's eyes glint at him, her sharp teeth curling into a dangerous smile
>that was the way she liked things, and the b0ss knew this well
>slurping the last of Roman's pre away, she takes his hands as she starts to mount him, getting up onto her knees to position him into her creamy love tunnel
>do it, she seems to say
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>>5341848
We're all monsters. I'm just true to my nature.
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>>5341761
Literally never.

>>5341771
A fancy that came to me while at work. I hadn't found the time to capitalize on it yet. I'd never get between a bird and her dinosaur, though.
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>>5341856
(Yes?)
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>>5341856
(Aw, shame, would love to hit you up there sometime shipfu. Have fun!)
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>>5341725
"Understood, boss~!"
>The tiny idol mock salutes at the stage host; bounding up towards the raised platform with a hop, skip, and a jump. She takes her sister's hand eagerly, heaving up onto the big fancy lit stage. Used to the eyes of hundreds of thousands of people, she looks around to see what props were gonna be used by Miku-nee, pouting when she can't spot anything yet.
"Hypnosis, hmm? I'm interested sis, so walk me through it! Do it do it do it do it do it!"
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>>5341683
>He tried to hold back his laughter as the girl's mouth peppered his face, but it was a losing effort. He couldn't help but smile back at her as she pressed her forehead against his, as she made her request of him. Another light chuckle left his mouth as he watched her embarrassed face peer back at him.
What kind of gentleman would I be? Come on, let's get out of this stuffy office.
>Without a word of warning, he wrapped one of his arms underneath Kongou's legs, while the other supported her around he shoulders, and he lifted her up. Despite being a battleship, the ship girl was light enough for him to delicately carry like a princess, as he made for the door. Closing it behind them, he peered out into the hallway, happy to see it deserted at this time of night already, and made for a room down the hall. His personal bedroom was mostly plain, furnished only with a big bed and a small desk for him to work on at the side, the walls decorated only with some military awards and accolades he had acquired during his service. He gently laid the ship girl on his bed, as he turned to remove his uniform top and set it on a chair.
Well then, Kongou, please allow me to show you all the love you need!
>He joined her on the bed, leaning over her and beginning with another long, passionate kiss.
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>>5341856
Sounds good! Left off on these last two posts.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5255436/#5256771
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5255436/#5257198
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>>5341856
// I just haven't seen you, I just got here. It's been months! I'm Drunk Anon, if you remember. I'd love to RP again.
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>>5341798
>The time was here, time for her to show everyone what she was made of. Her body finally gave into the pleasure of the rod that was ramming her.
I-I-I'm.... CUMMING!
>She yelled as loud as she could, grabbing tight onto Zone's back, digging her nails deep into her, her legs also interlocking with her, making sure that she took it in as deep as she could. She began spraying her lewd juices everywhere, drenching the floor with her fluids. She gasped for air, taking deep breaths as she started to come off of her high.
Hah.... Hah.... That felt... Great Zone...
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>>5341870
Jiro fuck off.
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>>5341848
I want Joan to teach me the beauty and wonders of self denial!
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>>5341846
sorry to blueball you, but i've gotta go
i'll be here tomorrow, see you then?
>gallade 1 slaps the others ass playfully before vanishing
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>>5341682
I missed you.
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>>5341910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0nYKgkFvMM
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Autographs are open ladies. Don't feel shy, I'll please all my fans.
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>>5341870

Not Joan, she's the purest and most beautiful agent of the lord.

>>5341917

O-Oh.
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Who are the pure saints in ERP?
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>>5341924
An unfortunate occurrence, but yes, I'll be here tomorrow. Would you like my Discord tag just in case I can't be here then?
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>>5341937
>Punches you in the dick
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>>5341846

B-Bromance?
But that's gay UNLESS you're my bro!
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>>5341944
LD
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>>5341937
Hey Vegeta, Vegeta. Vegeeeeeta.
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>>5341837
>He slowly raises her foot to his mouth, giving each of her toes a soft kiss, thumbs continuing to massage and rub the sole
Whatever I want, huh? Well...I think we both know what I'm going to end up doing here.

>>5341856
>pets!
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>>5341848
>>5341941
HERETIC!
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>>5341958
Me on the left. Brotaru(Male) in my arms on the right.
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>>5341837
>The old soldier snorts a laugh, and when he sees Saber trying to match him and very obviously recoiling from the beer, he gently puts a hand over the top of the glass, effectively barring her from drinking any more.
I think you've misunderstood me. There's no need to match me. My friend, she much preferred tea. Could hardly stand less refined drink!
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>>5341725
Enough times to become the grizzled, battle-hardened veteran I am today. Or something like that.
>He reached for the magician's hand and joined her on stage. His love for his favorite idol was strong, but he still reacted hesitantly as he joined her, thanks to his experiences in the past. Still, a stupid smile grew on his face at the thought of being a recurring guest on the girl's show - although he hoped he'd end up making it through another performance with all his body parts intact, and preferably in the same state they were in as they began.
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>>5341958
Love you mommy.
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>Kicks your meme
>you like this
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>>5341837

>The faint sound of leather and metal hitting the floor filled the air as a mysterious, well not so mysterious actually, figure approached Sakura Saber.
>With silver armor, green clothes, a sharp blade and even sharper tongue, Rance stood within a good distance of Okita only to narrow his eyes and speak up.

Arturia? Did you dye your hair? You look great!
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>>5341937
ANY fan?
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>>5341846
>Sounds good. I need to do something special with mine.
>>5341905
>After she came, Zone gently lifts her from her lap and places her on the couch.
A squirter! You're a full package.
>She slides the soaked strap-on off and puts it to the side, then gets up to talk to the camera.
In summary, this young girl shows fantastic obedience and unrivaled enthusiasm. She's got amazing hips and a firm yet squeezable ass, perfect for cowgirl scenes, as demonstrated earlier. A cute face and a cute voice can seal the deal too, and Alexis has both. And her skills at squirting, as well as a strong o-face and scream when she cums, leads to great climax scenes. She's sweet, playful, and a wonderful fit for our team. Zone-tan out.
>She switches off the camera and sits back down on the couch to face the girl.
How's that for a sell? The producers are going to LOVE this.
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>>5341677
>She floats in place, staring at the Pokemon. The cleverness was enough to makes her smack her cheek from his display.
How about slut Gallade, since you're male you probably like getting fucked in the ass.
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>>5341664
You're really cute and probably one of my favorite people around here

I wish I could do more with you other than pat your head and bring you food
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>>5341776
W-well, lemme explain...
U-uuh, of course you know that dogs have estrus and such, and I don't want to be caught having an affair with the Mayor, which is you. I have to get it out somehow, but I've had to use less conventional methods until I got this. H-hope you don't mind...
>She opens the box. It's a doggy dildo, complete with the knot. It's not big, but it wasn't a complete slack-off either. In most worlds, this would be weird, but this is the town of animal crossing, I'm sure that there's plenty of boys out there with animal dicks instead of the basic human one we all know and enjoy. So this is no more taboo than a human dildo.
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>>5341941
But I thought Joan would be the one who could tame my lust for good..
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>>5341856

Not much, just the usual daily grind. I'm just exhausted and need to lay down on something comfy.
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>>5341969
You get a five minute start before I punch YOU in the dick
Especially you Nappa, but you get 5 seconds
>>5342029
Great, now the Namekian's here, he doesn't even have a dick to punch
Can you settle for the face?
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>>5341944

Me.

>>5341982

I-I'm not!

>>5342054

With a lot of prayers I'm sure you can sate any and all lust, Anon.
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>>5341941
The only lord she needs is Nibbles' cock
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>>5342072
I want to liberate France from The Black Prince's tyranny with Jeanne d'Arc
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>>5341882
(Ahh, I'm glad someone else decided to pick Kongou up, I kept teasing about playing her but never managed the time, I hope Iowa and that one anon get their fill!)
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>>5341986

S-Sadly Hotaru is not a guy.
Yet.

>>5342000

Listen here, you little shit.
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>>5342029
Thanks, doctor.
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>>5342069
But Vegeta.
>That's my fetish
But you wouldn't do that to your old pal Nappa, right? Right Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta I'm right, right?
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>>5342036
>Alexis was pretty worn out, taking a few more deep breaths before speaking, her voices just a tad hoarse.
Yeah, sounds great....
T-thank you for the opportunity~
>She gives the get a tight hug, gently kissing her on the lips before laying her head back down, almost ready to pass out.
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>>5342037
Slut? Haha, no, not even close. I simply enjoy the finer things in life! I'm actually quite picky with who gets to indulge in my body, strange little creature.
That's far too dirty a word for one as great as myself!
>>5342073
And the only Lord that Nibbles needs is a Fairy-type's dick.
>>5342090
I'll make it work.
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>>5341970
>Saber doesn't say anything. She merely giggles and pushes her foot closer to your mouth, using the other one to rub the crotch of your pants.
>>5341988
O-oh, ok...
>She looks away, slightly ashamed. Her cheeks flush red as she places a hand on one of them.
>>5342028
Arturia? I am afraid you have me mistaken for someone else. My name is Souji Okita. Though I've also been known to go by the name Sakura Saber.
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Remember when you could RP without having to pick up a new character just to avoid the drama and bullshit

hahahahahaha good times fuck this place
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>>5341882
>At mock speed the battleship bounds towards the supposed bedroom of her long lost friend. So frenzied she was that the bumbling battleship trips at the most crucial moment careening headfirst into Kongou's front door. Cheek meets metal and a loud and drawn out "Ow...." is heard from just outside the mooring.

>>5341890
(Hm? What'd you wanna do? I'm here right now silly!)

>>5341902
(I can tell! Then what are you waiting for?)

>>5341901
>There's a creak in her neck when she takes a brief gander at his package hiding beneath the official uniform of the doctor. Her joints still stung with the pain of a long and hard fought battle, but it wasn't anything that would stop Iowa from continuing in her charade. Placing a lithe finger across her flush lips, she turns to the ceiling and chuckles to herself, looking back to him with amorous eyes.
Oh, then what are you to do? Such a thing can't go untreated, can it? Such a kind man taking care of an old ship like me, you deserve much better!

>>5342063
Ah! Then what better place than a protector's lap? I'll be sure to defend you from all the pains of the real world while you slowly drift away! I'm told there's nothing comfier!

>>5342087
(Bastard!)
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>>5342069
Jokes on you, I don't have a dick!
>Starting to run off, laughing.
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>>5341930
Huh, really? I doubt it, but your're still cool in my book, Master.
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>>5341857
A chance to study a Parasite up close. One beyond any artificial Parasite we've ever made. And...
>rubs her neck
Some satisfaction, I suppose
>>
>>5342090
(You're a good Ava and don't let shitposts bring you down.)
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>>5342113
Take your clothing off!
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>>5342112
Fuck off with that shit, Lore. I am not in the mood. I wouldn't even do it anyway.
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>>5342069
How quickly we forget.
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>>5342072
Yes but I still feel I need your help!
..Please?
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>>5342090
AMERICAN NIGGER CHOCOLATE
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>>5342114
Remeber when LD would pick characters out of spite?
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>>5341780
It sounds like you wanna see someone die! Luckily my bottom is too tight to stuff a rabbit in. Tonight's a hypnotism act and my brand of hypnotism is very real!

>>5341856
>She held onto her top hat with wide eyes as the ship barreled towards the stage, drudging up something like primal fear that she could have been hurt in some way.
Ah! Ahaha...of course uh
>She chuckled off the sensation while dusting off her hat and followed it with a bright smile
A hypnosis show, of course! With this watch and a little bit of magic I'll put you underneath my spell~
>She flicked the pocket watch out from her palm and twirled it in place
Are you ready?

>>5341895
Okay okay, calm down and watch this~
>She dropped the pendulous watch before her sister's eyes and with a flick of its side that seemed to cause a small spark of light the watch swung left to right, left to right in repeat motions which could have the effect of causing the participant to enter a drowsy, trance-like state. Of course, with her boundless energy it was hard to say!
You are getting sleepy, veryyy sleepy...

>>5341993
Eh? Have you become Punished Anon?
>She chuckled deviously and helped him onto the stage before patting his back
You know how it goes then. You've even been through a hypnosis act before, even though you might not remember it!
>She held the pocket watch before his eyes and began swinging it left and right with a flick of her wrist, a motion that could send him into a trancelike state if he weren't alert enough!
You are getting sleepy, very very sleepy.

>>5341847
>>5341857
//I haven't played him in forever, but I'd love to again considering how many niggas need their thirst quenched around here.
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>>5342138
Chill out Jiro, it's a fucking joke.
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>>5342122
(I didn't mean teasing about playing her! I seriously have a folder ready and everything but things kept coming up! I'm just glad someone can hopefully give you what you've been wanting.)
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>>5342113

>His eyes further narrowed as he approached the swordmistress, his brown optics taking a good look at her features and lovely form.
>Needless to say, that aroused Rance.

Are you sure? You got the same face as her... Funnily enough, Arturia also goes by the name of Saber.
Ah whatever! Matters not! I'll make you mine all the same!
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>>5342114
Cause shit, get shit, Paul. That's how the world works.
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>>5342041
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>>5342114
It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
-Sun Tzu
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>>5341589
one day I will play a hypno trapdevoir for you, anon.

[spoiler]today is not that day[/spoiler]
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>>5342130
Well start stabbing, I don't get off unless I've been stabbed at least 13 times!
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>>5341844
O-Oops, maybe some other time?
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>>5342150
Proof

and before you say b-b-b-b-bb-ut PEECH, I played her on request
you know, for somebody else who actually wanted it
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>>5342150
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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>>5342138
Gotta stop getting triggered by homo jokes bro. You're on 4chan.
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>>5342143
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>>5341672
>Asami burst out laughing at his lame pick-ups while Korra looked around nervously, genuinely taking his sloppy pick-up line as a compliment. Korra was the first to speak.
Well, uh, I'm a martial arts master. I do MMA, boxing, karate, you know, whatever.
>But then, Korra swiftly looked around before leaning in and whispering.
So... Gabriel. Want to show us that cock your so proud of? Right now?
>Asami snorted a little, her light petting still continuing.
Ignore her, dear. Unless you don't want to.
>Letting that thought hang for a second, she took a drink of her Manhattan, before answering his question.
Well, Gabriel, I'm an inventor and industrialists. I make cars and vehicles, among other things.
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>>5341944
Virra
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>>5342113
>His mouth accepts her toes into his mouth, eyes widening slightly as he starts to slowly run his tongue around her big toe, gently bobbing his head up and down it, squirming and slowly hardening at the sensation of her foot on his crotch.

>>5342128
>runs pet.bat
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>>5342114
Is this where someone says 'got 'em'? Upupupu.
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>>5342163
I had to finally come out and say it!

I rarely ever see you, and when I do, neither of us seem to have the time to mess around beyond small things...
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>>5341626
>Ash smiles up at the anon at the encouragement before lowering his head back down, mouth wide open to take in the anon's cock. First his lips come over the glans before sinking lower to take in the shaft. Ash holds them for a moment, letting out a light hum before sinking down further. And further. All the way to the base Ash goes until his nose is buried in pubic hair
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>>5342138
Calm the fuck down. Here's some tits.
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>>5342164
Fuck off Sun Tzu I'll beat your ass and take all your fight money
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>>5342122
(I'm playing vidya right now though Iowa. Just wanted Disco to say hi or play sometime later. But you enjoy yourself here.)
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>>5342106
>She happily returns the kiss as Alexis lays down before getting up and slipping her dress back on.
You killed it, kid. You've got a great future ahead of you.
>She packs up all the supplies and puts them in a bag and walks away, happily humming as she struts out the door.

>I gotta sleep now, but damn, this was my favorite ERP session in a while. Zone-tan's going to be a lot of fun here.
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>>5342175
>>5342157
>>5342200
wrong answer.....kiddos....heh

*unsheathes katana and teleports behind all of u with shadow clones*
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>>5341944
PetAnon!
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>>5342114
Everyone who isn't you still can
>>
*touches you're butt*
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>>5342173
We remeber Zarya.
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I need more tentacles in my life.
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>>5342073

Sadly there are no magnifying glasses in Medieval France.
Or Pokemon Sharks. Hmph.

>>5342085

A noble cause, young one!
Join me and together we'll return peace and prosperity to France!

>>5342146

Help?

>Clearly concerned for the common man, she rushed to his side, taking a hold of the poor peasant's hand.

What is what you require?
>>
>>5342216
>Zone tan

Can you show me your card? You seem very interesting~
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>>5342216
(Thanks, I had a lot of fun as well. Hope to see you here more often Zone~)
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>>5342165
I'll be sat here. Waiting. Dreaming.
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>>5342154
>>5341895
>From a distance an older woman watches the two entertain themselves with a pleased smile.
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>>5342228
>Retired
Yeah sure mate
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>>5342045
Well, that's pretty lewd you know. But don't worry, if that's what you want, I won't say a word. Although, I would still enjoying helping you with that estrus, affair or not. That's your decision however, and I can't stop you or anything.
I'll just say, don't get the dress dirty, I spent quite a lot for that one.
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>>5341865
>Roman grins up at Neo. There's little to say in this scenario. But he finds a way.
You know, you say the nicest things.
>Stupid joke finally aside, Roman pushes his hips against Neo's, his cock sliding past her folds and into her wet cunt. He finds himself needing to grit his teeth and steel himself to keep from finishing right there on the spot. He wasn't expecting this but by god does it feel good. Too good.
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>>5342230
For a righteouss France under God. Free of English tyranny and opression!
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>>5342112

N-No!
Hotaru remains Hotaru (Female)

>>5342134

Thank you :3

>>5342147
Gad it not been for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you.
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>>5342242
>>5341435
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>>5342154
Hypnosis? Huh, I can't say I've ever been hypnotized before! This should be fantastic!
>Without really thinking of the implications, Iowa's star filled eyes set themselves upon the miniature clock and watching it with great anticipation. Such a desire to test out it in fact that she begins, rolling upon the soles of her red boots, thinking something might be coming. It was possible that she was beginning to feel it, the racing heart and excitement prevented her from getting in the necessary trance like state immediately.
Um...how does this work? Am I hypnotized yet? Just so you know you won't be getting any government secrets from me this way...

>>5342158
(Oh fine, fine! You should play Yamato then~! Hehe, just kidding obviously~!)
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>>5342237
Bane?
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>>5342263
Gallade and Rance going on adventures that may or may not be lewd WHEN
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>>5342122
>The man had been walking towards where he always met her. It had been months since he'd last seen her. Sighing, he gulped and knocked on the door to her quarters.
Hey, Iowa? It's, uh...me.
>He felt almost embarrassed doing this
I miss you. Wanna catch up with you a bit!
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>>5342154
>Playing off her suggested name with a tired sigh, he straightened up as she presented the pocket watch in front of him. He steeled himself as it was lifted in front of his eyes, not knowing what he'd be in for this time. As it swayed to and fro, he followed it with his eyes, swing by swing, until he felt a familiar, hazy sensation cloud his mind. His whole body felt foreign and tired, as if it belonged to someone else. His eyes clouded over as it no longer focused on the swinging pocket watched, and merely stared straight ahead.
Miku...
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>>5342278
She's a thick girl.
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>>5342122

>He buries his face into her lap, his face lying between her legs. He nuzzles up against her thick thighs as he begins to close his eyes. He quickly glances towards his side, discretely catching a glance of Iowa's panties.
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>>5342172
Ah well, that's alright.
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>>5342154
(You are not ready for Pepsi Man in crazy town)
That so? Well call me skeptical
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>>5342097
>pic related
>>5342127
>pic related
>>5342143
>Pic(collo) related
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>>5342270
Hory Shit!
>>
>>5342282
Kys
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>>5342272
(...I could build a folder for that, though the current Kongou player is doing a much better job than what I've had likely done.)
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>>5342188
Ah, you're back!
>Ene seemed to be much happier this time, considering she didn't slap the hand away. She let it calmly ruffle her hair. She wouldn't admit it, but she was starting to like this. As she was being pet, she slowly floated down onto her knees, looking at her Master with a smile. She seemed to be waiting for something.
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>>5342256
Remember when you cyber bullied a new, fairly liked ava out of thread because "M-mah DMG"?
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>>5342180
>A sigh of relief and a sag of his shoulder. Gabriel didn't expect his line to work but at least it made them smile. And not at him, but with him. That was the important bit. Though, he couldn't help but catch the way Korra looked around before answering his question

For real? That's awesome. Most training I got in that stuff was from watching TV and copying what I saw. I bet you got a nice body from all that work outs. I'd really love to see it.

>His drive, his confidence was waning. Plus, he wanted to inquire about why she looked so nervous for that moment, but before he could ask, the brown woman brought her lips close to his ears and whispered words that caused a bit of red to sprout on his cheeks. His hands moved to do it too, fingers reaching the hem of his pants, but Asami stayed them for the time being.

Oh yeah? What kinda stuff you invent, Asami? Anything that make you rich?
>>
It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)
It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?)
It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (‘The fuck you say, boyee?)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)
It’s the Nutshack!
Hoo-ugh!
Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier,
Horatio or Horat so beer!
Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!
He hates Phil and loves the ladies.
Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’.
Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.
Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!
Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,
But that’s not happenin’, either!
Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, boys
and spark this, take a breather.
With that reefer in my lungs,
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?
It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)
It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
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>>5341897
>She hadn't seen him act so forceful before, literally sweeping her off her feet and taking her to his room. She did her best to hide her embarrassment and blush as she was laid down on his bed. She gazed at his room, the first time she'd been allowed inside. She wouldn't expect much less from her hard working admiral, it's what she admired most. His determination was what kept the fleet strong, what kept the girls around, but still she worried. Seeing the desk only brought more, it told her something more important than he could ever think to say, that his work never stopped. In a brief instant, she felt guilt for tearing him away, knowing it'd only put him further behind.
A-admiral...you don't work while trying to sleep, do you? Even though you're always doing your best, I want you to not push yourself so hard...
>She held his kiss for as long as possible, slowly beginning to disrobe underneath him.
I know you rely on my in the field, but I'm sure I can help elsewhere too! Let Kongou at least help put you at ease!

>>5342087
(S-sorry, I tried to ask if the person who was originally going to take it was still around, but no one answered)

>>5342122
>Kongou rushes to the door and swings it inwards to find the big american ship laying outside.
I-Iowa?! What happened?!
>She tries to heft the heavy boat up, to her heels, finding it hard work. When she finally manages to get the bigger boat stable, she starts to dust off the uniform.
Why are you running so fast in the middle of the night, you know your turning radius and deceleration isn't tight enough for that!
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>>5342258
>(pic related, the dress
Of course, I don't plan on using either you or this tonight, it's just... preparation. Unless you have those feelings now, too? I won't judge myself, but all of this lewd talk would get an average teen yearning for some relief.
>she closes the box again and sets it aside with the others, using a marker to make a quick dash across the side to make sure she grabs it when she goes out for the day.
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>>5342282

But Rance is straight!
Unless it's Sengoku Rance Nobunaga. Their bromance was boss.
>>
>>5342128
>Pets the program with the mouse cursor.
Yes I did miss you.
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>>5342135
No! What makes you think you even have the right to command me to do such a thing?
>>5342159
Well I'm sorry but I am not your friend Arturia. And just what do you mean by making me yours? What exactly are you planning?
>Saber grabs her sword and bends her knees, taking a defensive stance.
>>5342188
>Saber moans slightly as you begin to worship her foot with your mouth. Her other foot applies more pressure, rubbing the hardening bulge with her soft toes.
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>>5342310
Hrm...?
>He cocked his head and he stared at the screen, slowly pulling the cursor away from her head.
You seem...Oddly happy? Expectant? What's going on in that head of yours?
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>>5342320
>Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier,
Phil's from Frisco, Jack's from the P.I.
>>5342320
>He hates Phil and loves the ladies.
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
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>>5342193
I, ummm.. I tend to be sleepy a lot, and it's fine to sleep around here...

I've been lying around here eeeever since...
That one time I had a picnic with Akatsuki.
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>>5342320
Don't start this Nue shit
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>>5342341
Hotaru, don't be a fool. They'd go around raping, I mean, consensually having sex in the missionary position with lots of maidens.
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>>5342320
Stop shitposting!
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>>5342305
What is it?
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>>5342230
I told you, I really need help with controlling my lust..
>He flinches back when she takes his hand. It's obvious her presence is making it much worse
I'm sorry..
>>
>>5342368
such quality posts
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>>5342332
(Don't apologize for it! I likely missed the question, I would have said yes either way as I've put it off for way too long. I normally anon, but I can always find another character to pick up someday!)
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>>5342361
I just copypasted it

>>5342366
>>5342371
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up mic my name is calvin but u can call me t3h l34Fy oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very literal!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet literal ppl literally like me _… I'm literally 20 years old (i can hide behind my age tho!!) i like 2 literally brigade channels with my fans (I suck off 10 year olds if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite pastime!!! bcuz its SOOOO literal!!!! theyre literal 2 of course but i want 2 meet more literal ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 literally make alot of freinds here so give me lots of likes!!!! HISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein literal again _^ hehe…peace out!!!!!
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>>5342303
NO VEGETTAAAAA
>The bald man's body begins to slowly disintegrate. Every fiber of his being torn asunder from the raw energy of the blast. Within seconds, there was nothing left of Nappa.
>Bad end
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>>5342376
I think I love you... You're by far... an awesome roleplayer, son!
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>>5342356

Simple! You're a beautiful woman, so it's only natural for a handsome and strong hero such as myself to feel attracted t you.
... And I'm 98.7% sure that the opposite also applies!

>Pointing a thumb at himself, he flashed a sharklike grin to Okita.

The name is Rance, it is a pleasure.

>>5342368

Oh....
But Rance doesn't like to share!
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>>5342112

Confident in please others? Seems to fit you well, slut.

>She lazily waves a hand

It does not matter if you like taking a cock. Now here's my question, which one of you has the bigger butt?
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>>5342334
No, no feelings, right now. But I do want to see you come back when you are in estrus, so don't worry.
(I guess that's fine as it is, perhaps another time I'll actually lewd the doggo)
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>>5342363
Would sleeping on top of me, or using my lap as a pillow be comfortable? If you do a lot of laying around, I'd at least like to spend time together that way...
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>>5342394
Good quality.
Much skill
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>>5342419
Me, obviously.
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>>5342356
>His legs spread for her as her foot continues, soon fully hardening off the touch of her foot alone. His eyes fall shut, slowly pulling off of her big toe, moving to the others, tongue slowly circling each of her toes, making sure to lick and taste every inch of them.
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>>5342154
(Miku-nee, I'm dropping out. Lost the mood completely. Go have fun in my stead, okay?)
>Rin-chan
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Hey Degenerates,
My name is Vino, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day pretending to be cute Anime girls online. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the shitpost team, and starter on my slick meme team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked Anime girls you pretend to have relationships with”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me while I got six (You)'s from butthurt typefuckers; Shit was SO cash). You are all degenerate faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>5342416
'EY BOYS ITS OUR LONG LOST BRO RANCE

You asshole where you been, gear up and get in with the STREET SHARKS
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>>5341749
I didn't notice this earlier! Sorry anon! And yes, yes it is~ Like what you see?
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>>5342426
wow
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>>5342394
>Lore shitposts
>waah why are you shitposting
>Lore roleplays
>waah why are you roleplaying
make up your mind, LD
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>>5342395
(Still sorry! You can't make me not be! But I believe in you! Good luck finding a character that fits you best anon!)
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>>5342164
deep
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I feel like I'm watching people vote for Hitler. His rhetoric about minority groups is horrific. He knows nothing about the economy. He'd start a war because another nation taunted us. He's said he'd kill children for being the brother or son of a terrorist. People who support his candidacy, even if they don't support surveillance on Muslim-Americans or building a wall or starting a war or leaving NATO, are still supporting the man who wants to do all those things. They still want to put him in power. And I find it so morally repugnant that I can't believe there are people who are okay with this. People are literally voting to murder children.
I don't care if your reason is you want to keep the supreme court. I don't care if your issue is guns or if trade deals have hurt you and your family. I don't care what your reason is. There's literally no morally defensible way to vote for Trump. Supporting a racist is supporting a racist. And I don't care if you don't think Trump's a racist because if you don't already then you're not going to change your mind.
And I won't even mention that he's going to put conservatives on the supreme court who'll try to reverse Ogberfell and ensure that minority groups can be shit on for the next 20 years.
If you support Trump then fuck you. There's nothing more to it. You're a bad person, and I hope that you realize what supporting him means. Because you do have a voice, you do have a vote, and you should really realize that there are consequences to your actions. Voting for him makes you morally culpable for the horrible shit that he'll inevitable do. You can't pretend that he didn't say he wouldn't do horrific shit because he's said, multiple times, that he'd go out and kill children and start wars.
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>>5342485
dark
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>>5342474
Lore is too busy Circle jerking over how good of a writter he is to care :^)
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>>5342474
>All anons are garbage
>writes at anon level
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>>5342477
who else do you play
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>>5342317
Really?
>Korra cooed in delight.
Korra, don't~
>Asami tried to chastise Korra, but she knew what was going to happen. She was more than use to it and gave her a bizarre thrill every time it happened. The industrialist made sure Gabriel wasn't going to miss this.
Gabriel, keep your eyes on her.
>Korra, this time without glancing around, flashed open her jacket. Her brown, muscular frame was revealed: a hard stomach lined with packs topped with her firm, young breasts. But, just as quickly as they appeared, the image was gone. Asami, casually, continue the conversation.
A few things. A new car. All-terrain vehicles. Ships. Really anything that moves I had a hand in.
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>>5342260
>such is as such is
>his cock fills her up even more than his fingers did, and she can't stop from tossing her head back and letting out a faint sigh as she slides down upon him
>she lifts her arms to toss back her hair and cover her face, continuing to ride him arms-free
>she very slowly starts to pick up the pace, her smile peeking out from under her arms as she rolls her hips across his
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>>5342424
I'm half on someone's lap right nooow...

Buut, you can take theee.. bottom half.
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>>5342196
>Anon lets out a low, slow-rolling moan as the practiced, pretty little mouth rolls down his length, Ash's humming adding an extra dimension to the pleasure he feels as the sweet young thing takes him all the way down to the base, until his nose is brushing up against the anon's thick pubic hair, heavy with his scent
Mmm... that's nice. You're really good at this, aren't you?
>The man doesn't wait for a reply - not that Ash could really give one in his position - and puts his hands on either side of the boy's head. Grabbing onto handfuls of Ash's hair, anon starts to take a more involved role
... but I promised to choke you on this, didn't I?
>With a near sadistic grin, he starts to drag Ash back and forth along his shaft, tugging at his hair the whole time - and gradually increasing the tempo
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>>5342356
Because of this.
>Shows the command seal that was on his hand.
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>>5342262

Vive la France!

>Joan raised her flag high, the clouds above her vanishing and instead letting the sun shine over her and the Anon.
>Truly, blessed by the Heavens.

>>5342390

Oh?

>Joan blinked in curiosity, tilting her head to the left as a tender, understanding smile formed on her lips.
>A hand reached for the man's cheek caressing it with her slender, soft fingers.

If that's the case, how could I possibly help?
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>>5342283
Just a minute~!
>Her ever angelic, sing-songy voice comes from a certain direction in her room well familiar to him. Just at his feet through the crack of the door, a hint of steam could be seen, certainly felt upon his legs. After about a minute, the door creaks open and a familiar blue pool filled with yellow stars peaks through to greet her visitor.
Ah! Sir! I-I didn't know you'd be here today! Oh...uh...come on in!
>Unhooking the chain, she lets the door naturally swing open after she takes a step backwards. With a freshly dried while towel wrapped around her body tied fashionably with a knot where the one on her jacket would've been, Iowa lets the man inside. She gives a laugh at her appearance and quickly shuffles off to the bathroom, talking from behind a closed door.
You caught me in the middle of the shower! I didn't know I'd have company today...

>>5342300
>Like a diligent caretaker, Iowa gently rests the man down on her milky thighs. The back of his head rests upon the exposed skin just above where the red and blue stockings dig into the spongy bits. Gently tousling with his hair, she doesn't seem to notice his lecherous look, giving more precedence to his comfort.
There there...


>>5342309
(D-Don't tempt me!)

>>5342332
>With Kongou's assistance, the brutish American is sallied up back onto the soles of her feet as though nothing was wrong despite the black bruise now ruining the otherwise flawless skin of her forehead. Standing well and tall above her counterpart, Iowa comes out of her brief stupor with a clap of her hands just below her own chin.
Oh! Bongou! Ehehe~ I heard you had just arrived and I came over as fast as I possibly could but overestimated how far it really was...uh...do you see those stars right now? They're rather pretty and...
>She pauses and shakes off the dizziness.
A-Ah ha! Anyways, where have you been! It's been too long!
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>>5342471
It's perfectly fine! I understand it gets hectic around here at times and posts get lost.
The answer to your question, is yes. A very deep yes. I'm so happy someone picked up someone from Fairy Fencer F
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>>5342496
LD please
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>>5342346
>Her cheeks seemed to light up at his statement, which also put a big smile on her face
So, does this mean I get anything?
>Her body trembled with excitement as she bit her lip
Let's go out!
>She shouted. It was also good to note that whenever she shouted or moaned, she always spiked the volume of your speakers

>>5342359
Oh, nothing
>She said in a cheery voice as she continued to stare back at her Master
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>>5342493
diving
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>>5342523
Shut up~ You stupid slut~
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>>5342523
Hey virra

As much as I hate to break it to your stupid mentally challenged brains, I'm actually not fat. I had a DR apt today and he weighed me. Scale said 124.8lbs. As much as you think I am, I'm actually not. What good does fat shaming do anyways??? Do you like being known as a cunt who bullies people for the lols just to put them down? The reason I don't go on cam anymore is pretty easy to figure out. Ever since that bullshit happened I've been self consious of what ppl think of me. I'm like that IRL too. Before you put other people down because you're unhappy with yourself, think about how the other person feels first.
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>>5342438

And you call me a fatbutt.
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>>5342332
>Touches your foot
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>>5342531
Kek
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>>5342496
To be honest, LD is a lot better at erp than Lore.
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>>5342523
Point out where he's wrong
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>>5342332
>He smiled back at Kongou as he broke away from his kiss, trying to put her at ease.
There's a lot of work to do, you know, so sometimes it's easier to try to get it done in here. It's nothing to worry about, that's just an Admiral's duty. You do enough for me as it is as my most experienced battleship...but if you'd like to help me relax a bit more, I certainly would never say no to that.
>He pulled his undershirt over his head as he spoke, tossing it onto the floor. He helped with the battleship's clothes as she removed them, untying the sash around her robes and throwing it overboard as well. He leaned in for another kiss as a hand ran up her side, pushing its way into her miko outfit and slowly peeling it off. His hands slowly caressed her bare midriff, digging into her soft skin with a light grasp.
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>>5342113
(I think i'm going to cut my losses. We seemed to hit a bit of a miserable downward spiral, you're busy with other people, and it's late where I am. Good talk.)
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>>5342506
Bottom half?

>He takes a seat, pulling Plutia's waist and bottom up to rest on his lap, one arm tucking her legs up to form a ball, the stance providing him plenty of leverage for holding.

Like this? Is it actually comfortable?
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>>5342462
Did you just irk me?
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>>5342518
I mean, we always need more of the cutest fairy! Or anyone else from there, really...I'm honestly shocked that there aren't any others.
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>>5342549
SHOTS FIRED
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>>5342538
Midna has the fattest butt.
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>>5342564
You're the first I've seen, and it makes me happy that I can finally do this.
>Head pats Erin.
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>>5342416
Sengoku Rance 37: Rance learns to Share
>>5342538
Your point being? I believe the phrase is 'takes one to know one.'
>>5342573
We have to go thicker, then.
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>>5342549
Lore does more than this though >>5342531
That's literally every LD RP.
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>>5342462
What happened to his leg?
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Loli doesn't "literally mean" little girl.
It literally means absolutely nothing. It doesn't translate to any meaningful word. It's short for "lolita", which also doesn't mean anything but is a name. The name Lolita is the diminutive form of "Lola". Just like "cigarette" means "little cigar", "lolita" means "little Lola" Lola is a bastardization of Dolores, which is a Spanish name that derives from "Santa Maria de los dolores" which literally means "The suffering Saint Mary" Lolita became associated with pedophilia in the Russian novel Lolita, named after the main character, who was sexually molested by her uncle at the age of 8 Also, get your shit together with your ages. 18 is only a meaningful number in America and a few other countries. In some places the age of consent is 14 and in some it's 21. Saying "over 18" is "legal loli" is just as ridiculous and calling 13-17 "teen loli". The real terms are: pedophilia (a lasting attraction to pre-pubescents) hebephilia (a lasting attraction to early adolescents) ephebophilia (a lasting attraction to late adolescents who aren't of legal age) If you're going to be a pedo, at least be a smart one.

>>5342549
Too bad we cant ERP anymore
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>>5342526
Nothing? Nothing at all?
>He slowly presses the cursor back to her head, slowly running it along her head, and over her hair.
That is...Very unlike you...
>He leans in closer to the screen.
There's something going through your head, might as well just tell me~
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>>5342569
It's true
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>>5342477
(Thank you! You're doing way better than how I would have handled her, so I'm actually a bit relieved they're getting what they've wanted at a higher quality! Keep it up!)
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>tfw no mommy to erp with
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>>5342538
I really want to impregnate Midna, either one, because that fat butt deserves some treatment like that
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>>5342416
>Saber maintains her stance. She looks you up and down, examining your equipment and judging how much of a threat you come off as. She blushes slightly when you call her beautiful
W-well, thank you for the compliment. You seem to think very highly of yourself. So what exactly are you expecting from me? Just what exactly is it that you want from me?
>>5342449
>Saber moans slightly as you continue to lick her foot.
Ah, that feels nice. Don't forget to lick between the toes~
>She continues to rub her foot on your crotch, tracing the shaft and circling the head with her big toe.
>>5342510
W-what?! How did you get that? And would you really waste a command spell on something this trivial?
>>5342559
(Ok. Do you ERP or do you just do regular RP? If you ERP we could do that next time.)
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>>5342513
I don't know.. You must have some idea..
>Her soothing touch doesn't do anything to calm him down. A pained expression soon crosses his face as his erection throbs and strains against the fabric
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>>5342253
>swings a tuna at them
<3

>>5342272
W-Why would I want any government secrets? It's not like I play the role of a despot or anything, heheheh!
>She sweated lightly with a nervous smile and began swinging the watch to and fro before the older woman's starry eyes
No, no, with this you will be hypnotized. You will be under my control.
>With the continued swinging, a trancelike effect could take over the shipgirl
When I snap my fingers you will be Miku's new stage assistant, but assistants wear costumes, right?
>With a chuckle she turned to one side as the actual stage assistants pushed out a clothes rack full of bunnygirl outfits. As soon as it was fully presented she snapped her fingers
So try one on!

>>5342291
It works every time. Miku-Miku's hypnosis is infallible!
>She waved her second hand in front of anon's face and grinned
Now then, when I snap my fingers you will be my willing participant in an escape trick, but I assure you it will be worth it~
>She walked up to a tank of water at the back of the stage and snapped her fingers
Now come, have a swim~

>>5342451
//No worries, it happens to everyone!

>>5342302
//You're not ready for my Pepsi Man!
You look like a skeptic! ...Well actually, you look like walking, talking blood, but that's beside the point!
>She pulled out her pocket watch and held it before his...eyes? Those were eyes right? With a confident smile she flicked it, emitting a spark of light
If this doesn't put you in a trance I'll give you your ticket money back, and then some!
>With that she swung the circular watch to and fro, pendulum motions that had hypnotic properties, normally anyways!
You're feeling verrry sleepy...
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>>5342585
Toriel was played by Lore, yeah? I'm pretty sure it's just anons trying to find a shitposting target, since I saw way, way more text in that roleplay than most others.
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>>5342413
Oh, thank you very much. I've been working on improving my typefucking, and I'm personally proud of this last session. Good night, I'll be back soon.
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>>5342637
>Pets the cutest pop star
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Scientific analysis of lazytown

In lazytown the sun whips down and the moon whips up in a matter of seconds, this would mean that every 24 hours the planet violently jolts downward, it takes the earth 24 hours to do this cycle travelling at a speed of 1000mph in order for lazytown to do this it would have to stop its rotation for 24 hours straight wich would result in extreme heat on the surface of lazytown since it cant rotate, people who wear heavy clothing and have lots of body fat eg: milford meanswell would most likely overheat almost everyday and would not be in position as mayor because of all his heat strokes, when the sun falls out of the sky the planet is actually "rotating" it violently shifts down at speeds 15x faster than a speeding bullet, this violent shift would raise the sea levels violently creating landslides, earthquakes and tsunamis all at once, every single day, millions are dying of natural disasters on the planet of lazytown and all sportacus does is harrass a man who wears overalls, in about 100 years the entire planet would destroy itself leaving only the godlike sportacus amongst the sea of ruin left in a constant state of limbo as he cannot die, he is doomed to forever stay on the planet he once "saved" from "robbie rotten" whose corpse now rots at the bottom of the vast ocean, and because of the cycle tsunamis would constantly torture sportacus as he is left alone with his thoughts on the planet.
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>>5342639
Yup.
Paul's just going nuclear as per his daily quota and shitposting people at random.
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>>5342595
>>5342619
Same fag check.
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>>5342580
>She happily leans into the head pats, smiling.
Oh you~ You sure know how to teat a lady right~
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>>5342502
>And there it was, raw, uncensored and without the tint of his sunglasses to ruin the vision of female body beauty. It was a just a flash, a brief glimpse of chocolate heaven, chiseled to feminine yet strong perfection, but it was enough to get Gabriel going. His legs quivered a little as the blood flowed to his lower half. For how baggy his trackpants were, they did very little to hide how they were beginning to tent up with the teen's increasing arousal. All from the one second of Korra's bare chest. Asami's words were faint, he was entranced for a few moments, but he turned to face her, his face coloured crimson on his tan, scarred cheeks.

Y-yeah, any of your stuff outside in the parking lot? I mean, I knew a vato who was crazy about cars and could fix 'em up like nobody's business. Had his own shop and everything. That was uhh... that was back in LA though.
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>>5342639
No he wasnt
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>>5342611
>Do you ERP or do you just do regular RP?
The difference is sort of lost on me. Don't worry about it.
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>>5342639
>Gets his friends to shitpost threads
>Suddenly a saint because people fire back.
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>>5342609
PM me then Eris :^)
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>>5342661
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky murr hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch puts paws on your chest nyea its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm so musky drools all over your @$%# your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard licks balls punish me daddy nyea squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your !@$% salty goodness eyes rol back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
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>>5342514
>Hearing hat familiar voice of hers hat had been absent in his life for months, it made him relax and smile. Ready to speak confidently with her, his face was lightly hit with a streak of steam as the door opened.
Huh..? Is she..
>Seeing her unlock the door and stand before him in such a state, it really was no wonder how she had charmed him so much. He gulped and smiled at the rather enticing sight of that towel wrapped around her lovely figure, a figure which he had explored every inch of. Blushing slightly at the thought, he walked in, closing the door behind him, and conversed with his lover behind a closed bathroom door.
It's been a while, hasn't it Iowa? I really missed you! I've just been so busy and all..I can't really get you out of my mind, as weird and creepy as that sounds.
>He leaned against the wall near the door, awaiting a response.
I hope all is well on your end, love.
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>>5342672
>Untitled copy
fake
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>>5342673
Yeah it's taken a bit of a shitty turn, huh?
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>>5342672
He's joking
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Should I make a new Toriel avatar that will paly with anons? :^)
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>>5342611

Isn't that obvious? Isn't that clear as the day?
I came here to... Came inside you.
In other words, I heard that a beautiful swordsmistress was around and I wanted to see that with my own eyes.
... Besides, I heard rumors that you were collecting, ahem, samples. So I also decided to give you some of my... Imperial Juice!

>Rance announced as he approached Okita, hands crossed on his armored chest.

Let''s do it~!
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>>5342637
(I'm always ready)
Really?...That's it? Give me that!
>Snatches the watch from her
Ya think just waving this around like this
>Swings the watch in front of her
And saying you are getting sleeeeepy, vary vary sleeepy is going to work?
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>>5342611
>He gives a few last licks in between her toes before pulling his mouth of off her foot, settling it down as he moves to undo and pull off his pants and boxers in a hurry, staring up at her, practically pleading with his eyes.
Pl...Please?
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>>5342698
>He's joking
You're in denial.
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>>5342698
>whoever plays toriel
thats the part im focusing on
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>>5342710
He plays Toriel friend
>>5342697
yes.
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>>5342666
>The anon's eyes shined bright in happiness as little Erin leaned into the pats. Overcome with emotion, he had wrapped his arms around her in a tight hug.
Ahhh, you're so cute!
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>>5342710
And you're autistic if you can't see the obvious sarcasm.
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Sorry if this isn't an appropriate type of post, and for using a throwaway. But I wanted to share this somewhere and I am fond of this sub. The only reason I haven't offed myself yet is because I want to see One Piece continue, and eventually see it end. There is so much I want to see. Not just the endgame stuff, but also this current arc, and the next one. I want to see Luffy take on Kaido & BM. I want to see the crew fully reunite + possible new crewmates. I want to learn what One Piece is, and about the void century and the meaning of D. I want to see Luffy become Pirate King. For no other reason do I want to continue living, and to me that's all the reason I need. Chapter and episode releases are a weekly oasis from the rest of my life. The obvious downside to this is the frequency of breaks, which crush me every time given the thought of living another week of pain. But it's okay, because the cliffhangers are good enough for me to go on. No matter how bad things get, I'm so glad and so grateful that I have a lifeline to hold on to. Thank you Eiichiro Oda and thank you One Piece. And thank you too, r/OnePiece. You literally make life worth living.
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none of you guys are black you cannot in any form say the n word because it is offensive to black people and honestly when other races say it its just down right racist and extremely offensive. also if you think it is ok to say that word then honestly you need help.
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>>5342699
Yes.
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>Paul trying the best he can for attention
>JinxXLore getting more attention
How the mighty have fallen.
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>>5342637
>Without so much as a twitch as her hand waved in front of him, he stood still as a statue as he awaited his orders. The magicians words rung in his head with a commanding tone to them, as if he was unable to focus on anything but the sound of her voice. He followed her as she spoke, her instructions echoing through his foggy head, until he heard the snap of her fingers. His body moved instantly and mechanically towards the tank of water on the stage. Without removing his clothes, he walked around it, and climbed up over the top. He gazed down at the water and held his breath, dropping into the vat with a splash. He lingered underwater for a few moments before floating back up towards the surface, stretching his arms out and wading in place, his lifeless gaze peering back out towards the crowd.
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Avas available for play, respond to this
I can't make heads or tails of this thread thanks to Paul's stupid ass.
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>>5342681
I don't actually know who that is, I really don't
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>>5342759
I'm here.
>>5341448
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>>5342728
>Rave Jinx
You are the thread's savior.
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>>5342759
me

Mozart probably would play metal, not even trying to troll here. The only reason he played classical is because piano and shit was all the musical instruments they had back then. It was either piano if you were a solo artist or an entire orchestra if you wanted to play in a band.
once mozart got hold of a true electric guitar he would probably compose some kick ass metal shreds and form a metal band unlike any you ever seen. I would describe his sound as somehwhere as a mix between metallica, pantera, and slayer, definitely some heavy stuff but I feel like he would go a different route and as his music evolves you would hear more lead badass solos and less rhythmic heavy riffs.
His later works would probably be almost entirely shredding solos played underneath screaming vocals that would go together like bread and wine. It would be beautiful masterpieces I wouldn't even be able to describe, but imagine the most eligant and beatiful guitar tone imaginable shredding so fast he goes through every scale ever invented, and then goes beyond that into scales that haven't even been thought of yet that require a 15 string guitar to even play.
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>>5342751
JinxxJiroxLorexMecha is the new OTP
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>>5342759
See that little arrow next to every post? Right next to the post number itself? Click it and choose "Hide post". I know it sounds to simple to be useful but you'd be surprised how much clutter you can clean up with it. God speed anon.
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That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
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>>5342761
Damn, well PM me anyways. This is one of the few times I'm actually watching the threads because I want to snatch the Midna pics off of whoever's playing her right now

t. Discord Midna
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>>5342526
Ahhhh, alright alright but you'll owe me something later.
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>>5342710
Jinx, You're in denial.
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>>5342787
You forgot Fronk
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>>5342671
>A sly, mischievous grin grew on Asami's face. She sighed, her green eyes catching his desires. Slowly, she looked down to see his pitched tent.
No, the only tools I have are of a leather variety.
>Asami then pointed down.
Korra~
>Asami's thumb hooked Gabriel's sweatband. Korra quickly glanced down and saw Asami's interests. Quickly, Asami lifted the waistband up, revealing Gabriel's hard cock to the both of them. Asami nodded her head.
He's ready. Let's take him home~
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>>5342782
Hi Lore
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>>5342504
>Roman's a bit more vocal (hurrhurr) as he moves his hips to match Neo's movements. He wants to be deep in her. No, he wants to just straight out be one with her at this point.
>He thrusts upwards again and again, meeting his hips to hers. He doesn't want to hurt her teeny tiny self but it's nearly impossible to hold back at this point. The least he can do is take it slow to start. Take it steady. Take her
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>>5342751
Jiro is RPing right now, I don't think he even knows Jinx is in the thread.
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What if bees were intolerant of hornets? What if bees were made of smaller bees? What if bees were made out of BIGGER bees? What if you picked up a phone and instead of a phone it was bees? What if there was a photo of bees? What if there were a bunch of bees on a plane? What if the dinosaurs were killed by bees? What if the dinosaurs WERE bees? What if your Facebook beecomes infested with bees? What if bees hacked your Facebook? What if someone wrote on your wall about bees? What if cats vomited bees? What if bees could travel through paintings? What if bees was a science and was subject to bee review? What if bees are contagious? What if there was a bee gun? What if you forgot to reload the bee gun? What if the computer monitor could produce bees? What if bees start demanding civil rights? What if the Magna Carta has been bees the whole time? What if rabbits swore allegiance to the bees? What if Chinese bees? What if Japanese schoolgirl bees? What if bees were four-dimensional? What if bees were time-travelers? What if time travel turns you into bees? What if time travel requires bees? What if you could replace explosions with bees? What if instead of movies there were bees? What if you could buy bees on the black market? What if bees are accepted as payment in Hawaii? What if instead of throwing beeads on Mardi Gras you threw bees? What if bees wrote a travelogue? What if the travelogue was just bees? What if you eloped with bees? What if you served refreshments to bees? What if someone mentions bees? What if bees formed a religion? What if that religion involved clockwork bees? What if bees had a polite disagreement? What if bees were paid to rake leaves? What if bees were in the guise of a tundra? What if bees are taking over your dreams? What if you controlled bees with your dreams? What if fictional characters happened to bee bees? What if bees were aliens? What if bees come from the bee lair beeneath the Earth?
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>>5342621

I know... Let us pray together and think of wonderful things. That way your lust will vanish.

>Replied the Maid of Orleans with a gentle tone as she looked at him... And his bulge too.

Oh dear... So that's what you mean.
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>>5342819
Hands off my man.
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>>5342819
Greedy ass bitch
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>>5342573

Hey! Don't you insult me!

>>5342584

Guh...You certainly have a big mouth, almost as big as your fat butt!

>>5342609

My butt can't get pregnant but you can try as much as you want.
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>>5342611
Then listen to your master when he is talking.
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>>5342787
>>5342819
We're going to need more holes for that.
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>>5342833
What if bees could blow people up with the blink of an eye? What if bees were a superhero? What if you could mail-order bees? What if the store has a sale on bees? What if the bees had a gay pride parade? What if bees went to the parade with no clothes? What if they accidentally intentionally paved over bees? What if I accidentally bees? What if bees could live in any hollow area? What if bees were secret agents? What if you and bees had highly different taste in music? What if plants danced to attract bees? What if bees swarmed around and stung people? What if bees are just mad beecause someone cut them off in traffic? What if bees could disrupt your wifi? What if bees were replaced with a numerical code? What if bees resembled bees? What if bees resembled DIFFERENT bees? What if bees were exactly like the movie? What if Poland cannot into bees? What if each anime was a different color of bee? What if bees were nocturnal and sucked blood? What if bees and werewolves were sworn enemies? What if dogs were unable to perceive bees? What if bees had subwoofers? What if nobody realized that the bees had an evil plan? What if bees were censored by the government? What if transition metals reacted with bees? What if bees framed a politician for larceny? What if bees had ties to organized crime? What if bees unwittingly morphed into heroin during the full moon? What if someone wrote a book about bees? What if bees were computer illiterate? What if I'm bees? What if bees misread directions and killed a lemon tree? What if bees were an accurate description of the concept of the assembly line? What if Willy Wonka was prepared for bees? What if bees had fetishes? What if bees could vibrate through walls and discern motives? What if bees were put on the No-Fly list? What if bees were mistakenly put on the Sex Offender registry? What if bees overran a mental institution? What if bees had daydreams about becoming lemurs? What if there was a wiki about bees?
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>>5342730
>She wrapped her arms back around him, nuzzling her cheek against his.
I know, I know! No need to tell me how cute I am Anon!
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JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
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>>5342819
Fronk is mine! MINE! MIIIIIINE!
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>>5342819
And Virra.
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>>5342833
You fucking suck at this, You know that. I've ERP'd and RP'd plenty of times before you dumb fuck. And I wasn't this retarded. God, all that this thread needs is the fucking Jiro on Guard shit to go on. Thats how fucking cringe your comment is you fucking cunt. Who knows. You may be Nue you fucking faggot. Die masturbating furiously to your body pillow of your sad life in a pool of cum piss and shit as you pass of starvation.
Go kill yourself.
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>>5342819
>SWEATING
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>>5342514
Iowa, dear, are you sure you're all right? You look a little...Out of it.
>She looks up at her old friend, reaching up on her toes to pat lightly at the mark on her head. She grabs hold of the amazonian blonde by the arms and starts to tug her inside and tries to plop her seated down on the bed to get a better look at her bruise.
Hmmm? I know it's late and all, but would you like some tea to warm up, maybe ease that?
>She starts to pour the larger boat a small cup, turning her back to Iowa as she spoke.
Oh? The admiral just had me remodeled is all. You're such a worry-wart. I'm fine! Full of energy and fit!

>>5342501
(Rather not at the moment, if you don't mind...)

>>5342540
>Rubs you with her boots

>>5342555
>Her eyes started to burn with the flames of passion, looking back at the admiral with renewed vigor and understanding of him.
Yes! Kongou will do her best to help you relax admiral! You can count on me both in the field and at base!
>As he slowly stripped her of her outfit, she began to heat up, guiding his hand along instead, placing it on her now bare chest as she kissed back. Her other hand wrapped around behind him, reaching onto his back and pulling him down on top of her. Her legs locking around his once more as her hand trailed further down, tugging loose his belt and working on his trousers as she dug his hand into her soft flesh.
Don't worry about me admiral, I'm built for battle, what I want is for you to feel good...!

>>5342599
(E-eh? Don't make me blush, I actually find that I'm kinda slow for the most part! But thank you!)
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>>5342819
By the way, I was looking over threads from early July to try and log some scenes I'd done back then and I came across Frieza raping D.Va.
I just wanted to mention that. Quite the read.
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>>5342871
>virra
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>>5342507
>Ash would gasp if he had the ability to do so at this point. He can barely breathe through his nose as his face gets fucked by the anon's cock. He can't gulp. He can barely breathe. And he can't even stop. But who says he would if he could. He hums again on the anon's cock as his mouth gets violated by the throbbing member. And yet, his own erection throbs
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I can't believe I'm having a meltdown over this, but let's post this anyway, and let it be a warning that my skin is getting pretty thin concerning the LD subject
This place has become a cesspool. I see roleplay, but it has become completely overshadowed by the shitposters that aim to "show HG superiority", or to make the entire group a herd of LOLCOWs, or just to throw out their anger in a fucking hissy-fit of shit that should be contained within their own personal life.
Yes, I'm fucking triggered. I love being here, I love all of the anons that put up with this bullshit and don't cause drama and want to roleplay with avas they enjoy, but god-damn it do those that love the drama and lulz get fucking annoying every once in a while.
And who are they trying to milk, mainly? This one little over-sensitive prick. Yes, he's a prick, a bitch even, but if I had the chance to talk to him, I would work with him to figure out what's causing him to be so depressed, so irritated, and help him get the fuck out. If I even get somewhat close to it, Win for him, Win for us. He leaves, he becomes hopefully somewhat stable.
But I bet that angry bitch is all that you see of his character. This little slut is all you see of mine. And a corrupt circlejerking admin is all you see of Virra. The list goes on and on and on. And by fucking god if you start actually treating the persons behind the screen like... a HUMAN, maybe, perhaps we could get some fucking roleplay here.
Fuck, I need to cool down from this rant of mine, this shitposting is way too much and I'm getting fucking sick of it. I bet I'll get shitposted for days on end for posting it, maybe even until the day I leave this general. We've reached maximum shitposting capacity, bitches. It's all downhill from my point of view.
I'll come back at around 7 and actually roleplay then. Until then, I'mma just say "You are the cancer killing ERP" to the following users. Good day. You won.
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>>5342886
MINE!
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team fortress 2 is a FAR SUPERIOR GAME to overwatch,overwatch is an OVER-RATED game that is CASHING IN On the team fortress 2 fanbase,i am tired of seeing OVERWATCH EVERYFUCKING WHERE on EVERY SITE,the ONLY GOOD THING TO COME FROM OVER WATCH IS THE PORN,i NEVER wanna see overwatch EVER AGAIN
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~~OFFICIAL 2016 ERP TIER LIST~~

(Discord AND Threads Edition)
>GOD-LIKE TIER
-Trixie
-Jiro
-Valentine/Stocking
-Midna

>HIGH TIER
-Chiaki
-DMG
-Peach
-Plutia
-Suki-Chan
-Kyouko
-Ms. Fortune
-Shy Gal
-Anzu
-Virra
-Piggu
-Jinx
-Greninja
-Sponty
-Shantae
-Lucas
-Any and all PokeGirls

>MID TIER
-Rhin
-LD (No, I'm not joking)
-Kristjan
-Erica
-Renamon
-Other 'Anime' characters
-Sebbu
-Mettaton
-Ainz
-Dark Link
-BunnBunn
-Tobiichi

>LOW TIER
-Celestia
-Vriska
-Shy Anon
-Musicanon
-Spection
-Desu
-Drick
-PetAnon

>ABSOLUTE SHIT PLEASE KILL YOURSELF TIER
-Nue
-Adachi
-Alpha
-Anon
-Owain
-Lore
-Virra
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I sexually Identify as High Noon. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking slowly over across the battlefield shooting deadly bullets at disgusting bastions. People say to me that a person being a time on a clock is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary hour hands, 30 mm second hands and AMG-114 Hellfire minute hands on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Deadeye” and respect my right to shoot fish in a barrel and call the undertaker. If you can’t accept me you’re a timeaphobe and need to check your time privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>5342849
I sense extreme amounts of jealousy coming from you, Midna, and I didn't need to use my psychic skills to tell that!
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>>5342886
<3
>>5342892
Ahahahaha
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>>5342823
>There was a boyish gasp when the women revealed his cock to their incredibly amorous gaze. It throbbed a little once it was free from the tight confines of his pants and undergarments, responding to the touch of cold air. In between them, it stood proud. A sizable length and girth that suited a much larger man rather than a frail looking teenaged boy. Gabriel's penis could be estimated to around 7 or even more inches. It was also slightly veiny and it emanated a musk that suggest frequent self use. The Latino boy's lips were spread open, panting very slightly in his natural, demure nature. When he spoke, it was with his true voice, the voice of a shy young man.

H-home..? What do you mean "home"?

>>5342819
(I'm filing for divorce. I'm not dealing with this. I deserve better.)
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>>5342921
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>>5342859
A dream come true..
>He muttered under his breath while the adorable fairy nuzzled to his cheek. The anon then gave the cute one a last big hug before he kissed against her cheek.
"I can't help it, I'll have to tell you everyday how cute you are!"
>He retorted after a gentle sigh of content from the situation at hand.
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>>5342934
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>>5342675
Right. Well I'll see you around some other time then!
>>5342703
>Saber begins to unsheath her sword as you approach her. She pulls it out of its scabbard and points it towards you.
Stay back! Flattery will not take you as far as your expected! Did you really think I would be so willing to just bend over and let you have your way with me?
>Saber blushes when you bring up her orders. She looks away from you as her hand shakes slightly.
I do not know where you heard such a rumor but I assure you it is completely untrue! To think that I would lay with a man such as yourself, disgusting!
>>5342709
My, you seem to be in quite a rush~ Though I'm not sure if you have done quite a good enough job for me to reward you yet. I'll tell you what, clean my other foot and maybe I'll caress your hard cock with them. That is what you want from me, right?~
>>5342851
No! I am a loyal servant but I refuse to follow the orders of such a perverted master!
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holy shit his voice sounds like he is fucking choking on dick he might as well stuff his own cock in his mouth and say "weeaboos are so disgusting rrrrr rrrr rosetta stone rrrrrrr " you sound constipated as shit. Also calling me a weeaboo is a very bad idea because last time someone did that i choked them unconscious and left them knocked out inside a dumpster i took a shit in
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>>5342837
>He quickly loses patience and wraps his arms around her, holding her close and resting his head on her armored shoulder
I can't.. I need it..
>He gropes and squeezes her generously sized ass in a desperate attempt to soothe his cravings. There's a hint of regret in his eyes over what he's doing, but he's not trying very hard to resist his urges
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>>5342889
>Takes your boot off and rubs your foot
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NO NO NO MY DUDE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL OKAY WE WERE DOING IT I R O N I CA L L Y OKAY BUDDY IT WAS S A T I R E YOU FEEL ME DOGGY I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE ADDED A FRICKING /S UP IN THIS BIATCH AMIRITE GUISE TROLOLOL (<- MORE IRONY) I DON'T GIVE A HECK MY BOY
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Yea, I am a pedophile. What do you want, you little pre-school slut. When a toddler smiles at me, I basically want to rape her just so she never smiles again. Like, do you think smiling makes you cute you little bitch? Now you will see... Dad records a 4yo daughter, little bitch thinks she looks useful if she smiles. If I saw her, I would just give her a dick to suck and then fuck her ass like the little slut she is. If you were her age and came smiling to me and I knew it was you, I would fuck your teeth back into your skull you dumb fuck.
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>>5342849
It isn't a insult. Fat butts are amazing.
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>>5342959
>>5342973
>>5342990
It hurts seeing you use this ava to shitpost. I wanted to pound that fat femboy ass.

Can someone else pick him up please?
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TIL that the Holocaust was all just to impress a girl. Hitler didn't originally want to hurt the Jews. When he was a younger man he once hit and killed one with his car when he was on a date and when his date started to make fun of him for the accident he claimed "I meant to do that." Every time after that she would always ask him if he had "killed any Jews lately?" And that's how the Holocaust started.
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I just wanted to fuck a fat assed Gallade, ERP.
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>>5343000
I already considered the idea of cucking LD out of every single one of his avatars, maybe I'll go through with it now.
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>>5343000
The classic fedora is the ultimate symbol of class. Too many people dismiss this piece of cranial craftsmanship as a mere 'hat', to be worn by whomever so chooses. I have studied the art of wearing a Fedora for nearly a decade now. There is a certain technique to properly wear it, as I have learned over years of trial and error. There are many elements that ordinary folk would not understand, neither begin to comprehend. The perfect inclination of the head while mounting the Fedora, the optimal angle to fasten the Fedora to ones head so that wind resistance is kept to a minimum. The right brush is also an important part of any self respecting Fedora owner's decision. A felt brush is best for getting rid of any unwanted fibers from the surface of the Fedora, while a firmer, more vigorous bristled brush is the wiser choice for loosing any dirt that perhaps collected while having an encounter with any undesirables. Last night I had a rendezvous with some of these so called undesirables. They formed a circle around me whilst I was engaged in a particularly joyous game of pokemon blue. I exclaimed,''Leave me be! I have no quarrel with you! I merely wish to return to my lodgings, for a quiet night of scotch and my little pony''. Obviously you cannot reason with them, one of the leaders told me to turn over my possessions, I replied,''I shall give you one more chance! I shall have you know that I am trained in gorilla warfare and have over 300 confirmed kills!''. This didn't seem to have the intended effect. I lost my wallet, my phone, they even deleted my pokemon blue save, I had just beaten Sabrina! I forgive them though, for they could never understand the bond between a man and his blastoise. I can however bear to part ways with my wallet and phone, nobody ever contacts me anyway, I intimidate people without realising. My manly musk and superior dress sense ward potential mates away, but I do not bother myself with such common harlots
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>>5342958

......

>Rance stopped right on his tracks, a hand resting on the hilt of his blade.
>Noticing the sharp edge of her blade, the man silently walked around the beautiful Okita, measuring her up.

.....
Am I really that disgusting? I'm sure I can make you love me!
Without the need of fancy magic or potions, I can show you what I'm capable of.

>>5342584

Never!
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>>5342927
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>>5342829
>Neo isn't interested in being gentle at all, hands finally dropping from her flushed face and dropping to his chest, her nails sinking in as she silently squeals
~~!
>the repeated bumps up into her kiss against her tiny womb, making Neo's eyes spin in their sockets as she tries not to lose it
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>>5343009
PLEASE. I don't care if Paul tainted it, or if he shitposts copy pasta. I want that fat pink BUTT
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>>5342637
>The long gawking at the spinning watch slowly took it's effect on Iowa. Her eyelids grow heavier and heavier and it took more effort than she ever imagined just to remain standing. Such a desire to fall asleep passed throughout her system. With the snap of Miku's gloved fingers, a new craving to help out the magician with whatever she desired flooded through her brain.
Y-Yes....I'm your assistant! The mighty Iowa is here to help! And of course I will!
>The presentation of outfits was far too enticing for Iowa to ignore, even if she had the ability to. Like a school girl on her way to the first day of class she merrily skips over to the rack, fanning through the small selection of various colors, all of the same size. Naturally she settles on one striped with the colors of her homeland, something that just had to be prepped for this very situation by a sneaky magician. Taking it from the rack, she drearily tilts her head to the side.
Okay...so where do I try this on...?

>>5342686
>Still from behind the door, Iowa calls back to him.
Oh it has been, hasn't it? I hope everything at your school is going alright! I just got back from a fierce battle with the Abyssals! Fighting! Explosions! Freeing of absolutely beautiful ship girls held by those dastards! Oh what a battle!
>She goes on and on for a few more minutes about the minute details of her hard fought victory, emerging surprisingly not in her traditional uniform, but in a small blue tanktop that barely covers over her enormous rack. It ends just at the start of her underboob, pulling ever so slightly upwards whenever she stretches her arms above her head. Tight fighting hot pants cover her body barely, but still in this casual outfit she must have been casual. With her hair nice and dried, though a little bit poofy from the towel, she takes a seat in the opposite manner on her swivel chair, staring him down with a bright grin.
But, to summarize, it's grand! How're you, dear?
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>>5342122

(Terribly sorry for the delay. Might've picked the wrong night for this!)
>Straining to keep his own weapon under control as the constant stream of visual stimulation continued to batter the mercilessly teased physician with every flaunt, sway, and accentuation of the captain's irresistibly voluptuous figure, he forces a single hand to the ever swelling tool threatening to burst from the confines of his loose medical garb, a single exhale of arousal belting from him as he begins a slow knead across the indented fabric as he tries something, anything in order to keep himself at bay before the examination continues.
>Every subtle movement, chuckle, and teasing motion across her body practically acting as a non-verbal contract to implore the charged medic further in his already invasive examination, that single spangled gaze of unmistakable American lust acted as the signature.
Not to worry, captain. I know the exact procedure to treat this condition. But it requires the help of an assistant in order to relieve the buildup.
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>>5342921
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>>5343005
Hey man, don't let LD's autistic ranting get you down. If you're on Discord, I can give you my name on there. I doubt anyone would want to deal with a thread like this.
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>>5342889
>Like a trained dog, the busty American squeals when the smaller ship ruffles her bangs. She had to kneel down in order for her to reach that special spot, but Iowa was all the happy to do so. She follows Kongou along, stumbling as she goes and eventually falling back onto the bed. A tempting urge to lay back in and take in the smell of Kongou had to be stifled while her minor wound was attended to.
Ah you don't have to concern yourself with me, I'm okay! I've taken direct hits worse than this! Buuut...if it's yours, I suppose I wouldn't mind. I've tried to get used to the weird taste!
>Unintentionally callous in her review, she reclines. backwards onto both palms spread behind her back.
Ah, that Admiral. Doing such things without telling me, I swear...glad I got transferred for the time being! It's so stuffy on that old Naval base sometimes and my previous Admiral...yeesh. But what'd he change? You look the same! Beautiful as always, Bongou!
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>>5343030
Then stop shitposting and ERP
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https://strawpoll.de/z39216z
https://strawpoll.de/z39216z
https://strawpoll.de/z39216z
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>>5342908
(Please stop I can only get so red)

>>5342927
(Jinx I'm scared when will the shitposting stop)
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>>5342958
S-sorry! You just were doing such a good job and I...Got carried away...
>He nods, grabbing her other foot and bringing that to his lips, quickly accepting it into his mouth and licking in between each of her toes, eyes looking up into hers. His thumbs quickly moving up to massage that foot as well.
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>>5343046
I tried.
See >>5341812
But you decided to shitpost.
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>>5342561
It's a bit weiiird... But it woorks, I think...

I'll have a quick little nap nooow. Niight.
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>>5343051
(it never is, also you missed one of my posts, going to have to pay for that)
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>>5343047
Your poll is shit.
http://poal.me/yz2g7g

Mine is better.
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>>5341592
(I would but the shitposting has seriously hasn't got me in the mood...Maybe in a bit we can)
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>>5343071
>Thinking Paul would actually ERP
It's all for the attention man.
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>>5343051
'ey can I join in on the Fronk lovefest too, I've been meaning to lewd the Mei or Selina for awhile but I'm a slow shitter. (Yang too probably whenever I see RWBY)
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>>5342808
Rood.

>>5342926
...What? Fat chance, Gallade. What is there to be jealous of?

>>5342996

...Oh? Well I didn't think you were into my shape.
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>>5343072
Night!

I'll be sure to take you on a picnic next time!
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>>5343047
VOTE FRONK
>>5343051
its gonna be okay fronk i lov u
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>>5343090
(Only on for a wee bit, it's cool we can wait)
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>>5343071
LD's status:
[ ] NOT TOLD
[ ] TOLD
[x] ******* TOLD
[x] CASH4TOLD.COM
[x] KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC
[x] TOLDERONE
[x] STONE TOLD STEVE AUSTIN
[x] CURE FOR THE COMMON TOLD
[x] BEN TOLDS
[x] THE 40 YEAR TOLD VIRGIN
[x] 007: TOLDENEYE
[x] TEXAS TOLD’EM
[x] AUSTIN POWERS IN TOLDMEMBER
[x] PTERODACTOLD
[x] TOLDTINO’S PIZZA ROLLS
[x] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN
[x] 24 CARAT TOLD
[x] ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAKTHE TOLD
[x] GOING ONCE… GOING TWICE… TOLD
[x] GARY TOLDMAN
[x] TOLD SPICE
[x] TOLD STONE CREAMERY
[x] BABY IT’S TOLD OUTSIDE
[x] POKEMON TOLD AND SILVER
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>>5343071
hhaha you've been shitposting me for weeks fuck off stop playing the victim asshole
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>>5342889
>The admiral could feel his body heating up with excitement as their pair's lips repeatedly connected and disconnected in kisses. As his hand was guided towards her soft, ample breast, he lightly squeezed it in his hand as he dug into her more forcefully. He latched his mouth against hers again, this time his tongue lashing out against her lips until it found its way past them. He swirled the wet muscle inside her mouth, mixing their saliva together in a messy kiss. His hand kneaded her breast in a faster and faster rhythm, squeezing and rolling the pleasant mound again and again, before turning his attention towards the pink bud that lay in the center. His thumb rolled over the tip a few times, before lightly drawing circles around it with his fingertip.
Kongou...what makes me happiest is to see my precious ships happy. So leave it to me, it's my job to make you feel good.
>He could feel his excitement well up in his lower half as she undid his belt and reached for his pants. In return his free hand traced down her hips, reaching for the zipper of her skirt and undoing it, tossing the garment aside.
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>>5343045
(Wants to lewd with Iowa
Sees all this shitposting in the thread)
Rough Day
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That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.
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>>5343129
Nice copy pasta
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>>5343091
I wanted to fuck that femboy. Sorry.

>>5343115
I'm sorry? I just wanted to roleplay and cum. I know you've gotten some bad anons in the past but this would of been my first time with you.
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>>5342899
>As he fucks Ash's dirty little cock-gobbling throat, more moans start to escape him. The pressure rising in his balls is barely noticable at first, but as the trap's slutty little vocal cords send irresistible humming vibrations through his dick, he can't bring himself to let up.
>Bob after bob of Ash's head sends electric ripples of sensation through the anon's body, and before he knows it he's ready to jet a stream of thick white semen down the sweet little cocksucker's throat
>With a great, guttural groan, he shoves Ash down onto his thick stick, and his balls pulse, delivering their payload into the boy's abused mouth
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>>5342651
>Nudges the pet anon's hand
Nya~

>>5342708
//If you truly believe!
Well, at first I used a cane imbued with actual magic power for my hypnotism but the audiences reacted better to the fakey fake pocket watch so I stuck with it! So, no, I just admitted it...was fake.
>She pouted and crossed her arms as her prop was unceremoniously taken
Theoretically an AI shouldn't fall for hypnotism either way, but I was already tired aaanyways...
>She yawned and stretched her arms out before looking up at him sleepily

>>5342756
I knew I forgot something.
>The magician rubbed the bridge of her nose in frustration.
Alright, -now- when I snap my fingers you undress completely!
>As she said, she snapped her fingers. Soon after, two assistants dropped a clear lid but with a single small hole onto the tank and fastened it securely. With a devious chuckle she circled the tank just to make sure.
And when you're fully undressed, please do stick your manhood through the hole provided.

>>5343031
That's the spirit! Then again, it's not like you weren't super-eager before. It just wouldn't be much of a show without the magic.
>Miku looked over her choice of wardrobe and nodded before taking a couple bouncy steps up front stage and tapping her cane against its surface right there
You'll try it on in front of the audience of course! Let's get started!
>With a grin she snapped her fingers and watched her new stage assistant intently.

>Magician Module Miku
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>>5342951
>A blush spreads across her face with the kiss, a hand rising to her face to hide it.
Every day? Oh my, I wouldn't mind that sort of flattery that often!

>t. Eryn
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>>5343102
I love your shape. You have wide hips, some thick thighs, and a perfect fat ass.
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>>5342934
>Asami placed back the band, making sure to brush her fingers on the tip while doing so. She cooed lightly as she let go and stood up. Placing her hand on the small of her back she smiled at him, his frightened appearance almost cute to her.
Don't worry. We're going to our apartment to have some intimate moments.
>Meanwhile, Korra was paying out their tab. As she waited for the cash back, her muscular hands gripped the insides of his thighs. Lazily, she glided her hand up and down, occasionally brushing his sack.
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>>5343129
https://youtu.be/7fPrQ0lW53w
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I HAD ENOUGH ERP

I GAVE YOU FAR TOO MANY CHANCES
YOU RUINED MY NIGHTS AND SLEEP SCHEDULE, SHITPOSTED MY SESSIONS AND AVATARS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT
I TRIED TO HELP WHENEVER I COULD BUT NO FUCK IT YOU'D JUST TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF FORERPING WHEN NOBODY WAS HERE

BUT I STILL TRUSTED YOU, I STILL BELIEVED IN THE GOOD PART OF THESE THREADS
BUT I FINALLY REALIZE THAT GOOD PART DIED FUCKING LONG AGO

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. REAL HAPPY OF HAVING RUINED WHAT WAS A NICE COMMUNITY. HOPE YOU DIE UNDER ALL THE PILE OF SHIT MADE UP FROM ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU SPOUT.
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>>5343036
(Oh that's okay! Take as much time as you need, I don't mind! Though on weekdays I usually go to bed at the same time, so I'll try to be extra speedy for you as well!)
Ah yes, I concur with my second opinion doctor. Very much swelling in the...that region.
>She tries her best to play along to a more silly effect that she may have anticipated. Her fingers stroke the line of her chin while she stares downwards in an attempt to look more 'doctorly'. Still buck naked down from her head to her toes, every minor movement causes another ripple through the sensuous body almost designed to jiggle. Her breathing, while still natural and slow, heaves her buxom bosom upwards, curves hidden behind the arm that strikes her chin. Finally the game goes on for too long for her to continue along. She bursts out into a laugh and falls backwards landing flat on her back in a raucous roar.
Ahahaha~ Oh doc, you're a card! But seriously, while this is all fun and games, I like things a bit more direct. Want to have a little bit of fun? Weeks at sea leaves me a bit pent up. Consider it part of the treatment. Admiral won't hear of it, not that I really care. What's he going to do, dismiss one of his veteran ships? The troops would mutiny! Probably not but still...I don't mind you know. I take it more as a compliment than anything else.

~American ship!
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>>5343044
Oh sure, lemme have it and I'll add you. Threads have been hectic on-and-off for months now, shrug.
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>>5343102
Midna, you are quite obviously jealous that someone has a butt as fat as yours.
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anyone making a thread, or can I?
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>>5343174
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>>5343111
(Alright)
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>>5342958
So be it.
>The anon extended hiis arm out towards the servant as the command seal began to glow.
By the power that the holy grail has bestowed upon me, I command thee, Sakura Saber, to strip off their bearings and remain in the nude for eternity.
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>>5343181
As long as you're not Paul.
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>>5343181
Go for it
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>>5343166
Loremaster of Lewd#4526

Here you go.
>>5343181
Go for it.
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>>5343031
Ah, yeah, things have been going relatively well. As well as things can go in my position at least.
>Standing there in her quarters, he looked around as the familiar room. He had made this room his own many times. Nostalgia was starting to come to him. All the while, Iowa was rambling on about some war. They both had drowned each other out mentally. As soon as the door handle turned, the man was ready to face Iowa once more. But that rather revealing outfit of hers completely threw him off guard.
I-I've been fine! Although it felt like a part of me was missing without seeing you every day.
>His eyes not to subtly scanned her lovely body. That top, accentuating her breasts so much it ought to be a crime, and those tight hot pants that clung to her lower half. She was a complete and total bombshell, and she knew it.
It's really nice to see you again..!
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>There blew a cold wind in the forest today, it was an early winter and the frost had just settled in upon the pines. His robust back shuddered and flexed under the shower of cold water falling from the hidden cliffs. He turns to notice you and laughs bringing his large comforting hands to his chin. "I, he soflty proclaims, I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this [he firmly grabs his gun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on it's girth] He weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires at ten thousand rounds per minute. [ Helooks intently at you, his grin ever charming.] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds." He let out a laugh and Checks the barrel of his weapon "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
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if jinx doesnt fucking notice me im just goin to fucking kill myself
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>>5343477
You might want to post in the non-dead thread then
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