Hyper dicks and Hyper balls 11
Get Fit With A Big Dick
Big, Huge, Planet size, Whatever.
Show me some Mega Dicks.
I love hyper cocks
>>5346909
Wow, gay
>>5347071
I really am, given the chance with a hyper cock I'd show you how gay I am
>>5346909
do you also love herm cock?
>>5349138
>herm cock
Disgusting desu.
>>5349138
Yup!
>>5349148
ok
Someone asked for herm cock?
>>5349288
I'll definitely never say no to it!
Herm diiiiiicks.
I've got a delivery here of herm dicks.
Can I get someone to sign for this?
>>5349484
Well I can't take it back. Come on, someone sign for this stuff, I got other deliveries to make today.
I already got 'em out of the truck, and these things are like sleeping bags. Once they're out, they ain't going away again.
>>5349539
I know you're trying to have some fun here, but this place isn't much more than an image dump. seems no one really wants to talk with each other
Well other than talking shit about anothers kinks
>>5349614
Ah well. S'how it goes.
It's a pity, since conversation is what keeps threads going strong.
If all a thread has to offer is an image dump, it's not gonna last too long, since you can just go to like, e621 or something and search 'hyper dicks'
>>5349688
that doesn't pull everything from FA though
>>5349798
Well then you browse FA.
Just set the type to Hyper, pick Male or Herm or whatever, and push the go button.
>>5349858
And get plowed by a ton of purgy
>>5349886
There ain't that much of the bastard. It's not like it physically wounds you anyway.
>>5349903
Sure ruins a good fap session
>>5349912
I normally just go through a few pages of results opening up interesting-looking things until I've got like 20 new tabs.
Preparation is key.
>>5354068
One guy commissioning them all.
Not enough m/m penetration
>>5358781
Never enough penetration in general
I already dumped my collection in the last thread and don't want to dump them here again, so i guess i'll tread Fa for more
>>5363308
Pic related, first image made by YMBK from 4 years ago
>>5349482
I signed in like 20 different places but I'm still not getting a bunch of cock in my face, what gives?
>>5364401
>>5364748
That's a lot of snake, but it's also two cocks~
>tfw you accidentally let your buddy find out that you can make him grow and suddenly he won't leave you alone
>>5366933
Damn, who's the artist who drew this?
>>5368253
>>5368262
>>5368253
Welp, It's been 6 months so that means the guy has deleted his gallery and changed his name yet again.
I wonder what his name is going to be now
>>5368798
I can barely ever keep up with how often some artists change names
>>5368156
I think it's the same guy who drew this, but I don't know the name.
>>5369383
Yup, Suck-McJones. Thanks friendo
So, /trash/
Would you rather wake up with a humongous horsecock, or wake up in bed with a partner who has a humongous horsecock?
>>5370443
The second option.
I'd tie them down and edge them for a while to see what happens
>>5370443
The former.
>>5370443
Horse cocks are not everything
>>5371348
that right leg though
>>5373730
She redirected some mass from her first and second leg.
fucking spammers
>>5370443
I'd rather have the horsecock.
>>5370583
>not being tied down yourself by whoever gave you it in the first place
>threads are dying in 1.5 hours thanks to 2 back to back spam attacks
>>5371436
Going to have to disagree
>>5371348
Nice
Nice
>>5383387
>>5383266
The opposite situation is fun too
>>5383401
yes
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown
>>5349975
Mosaic blur always bugs me. I'm mystified as to why an artist wouldn't opt for the least-concealing form of censorship they could use. I see a lot of other artist give the minimum coverage, then again I'm not too familiar with regards to porn censorship in Japan.
>>5386500
Giant dick means more dick per cock
>>5385568
Maximum unf
>>5386500
I interpret it as a manifestation of my own lack of power over my own life; as I really just fetishize growth.
I think I may have just taken a standard power fantasy and blown it up to ridiculous proportions due to hopeless insecurity and a massive inferiority complex.
Pretty sure everyone else here just really likes dicks, though.
>>5394694
Too tired to think of a snappy retort.
Why are you here?
i like to make funny of all these pic
>>5394811
Because edgy teens from /b/ cannot grasp the concept of people liking certain things, so they find it hilarious to bug them because it makes them feel really special and cool.
Ignore shitposters.
Post more giant dicks.
>>5398333
So would you rather a trappy lil' guy with a mondo dong...
>>5399871
... Or a giant woman with a giant boner?
Guys really, mlp has their own thread for this
I always enjoy Tim. Dunno why.
>>5401350
smug like a douche
>>5401376
I also like his hips.
>>5401437
Never gets fucked though
>>5369236
its fucking stupid, why do that?
do they get discouraged and then close up shop only to reopen it later?
From gold
To
A
Fucking rock
>>5400779
>complaining about hyper in the hyper thread
>complaining about horses on /trash/
Do you really hope to accomplish anything with that?
>>5403440
fuck off ponyshitter
>>5403461
Lol
>>5403440
usually you guys are respectable and know when ponies are not wanted. why post here when you have the many other threads to post in?
>>5403621
What are the "many other threads" exactly? There's a futa pony thread, but it seems more appropriate to keep the hyper in the hyper thread. And that doesn't do any good for the stallions.
>>5404000
They post hyper stuff all the time in the marecock thread. And there's also the anthro thread and gay clop thread you can post those in
>>5404198
I mean, there's a gay furry thread and a lewd Pokémon thread too.
I don't see why it's so upsetting that someone would cry about it over several posts instead of actually posting "acceptable" content.
>>5404396
Your here just to fuck with the thread aren't you?
>>5404598
I'm here to post giant dicks.
You?
>>5404703
You know instead of trying to force ponies into every thread you post in you could actually be considerate and maybe post them where they're actually are welcome like others do.
But nope, you just sit here acting all innocent with your pony crap to get a reaction from others.
Going out of your way to make ponies look even more like cancer and piss off furries at the same time. Win-Win in your eyes
I see how it is.
>>5404897
Lol
Okay
>>5404897
Not him, but what's the big fucking deal?
>>5405502
ponies and ponyfags are fucking cancer
>>5405520
You seem a mite rustled.
>>5405520
You're the only person bothered enough by it to say anything, so who's really the cancer?
>>5405555
Trips comfirm
>>5405502
Ponies have threads for these kinds of things, and yet he insists to post them here. posting ponies outside of their own threads have always gotten similar reactions. So either he's been living under a rock or just shitposting
>>5404897
>content is relevant to thread
>gets mad
I don't understand this meme.
>>5405613
Quads even.
>>5405686
yeah, youre just shitposting now.
>>5405628
>>5405661
Well, strike that, then. It doesn't change the fact that the only reason for the separation is so it doesn't trigger somebody, and said separation just takes content away from this thread
>>5405722
This stuff has always been seperated however
>>5405703
I r o n y
>>5405722
>>5405502
Hey guys, don't you know there's already an herm thread on the board?
That suddenly means that all herm related content is absolutely forbidden. I'm going to spend the next hour throwing a fit about it if you don't stop.
>>5405744
Only because of global rule 15
Which, as it turns out, does not apply to /trash/.
You're in the wrong here, man. Give it up.
Really check the cat and you'll see they're is a pony version of common kinks, and there is a reason for this
>>5405793
>and there is a reason for this
Please, explain, other than "it's cancer"
>>5405845
Non ponyfags fucking hate ponyfags. Thats the reason. You can see it right here. We dont want ponyfag shit here.
>>5405845
I think he's afraid he'll turn gay if he accidentally jacks it to a marshmallow horse.
>>5405868
>we
>>5405845
Why don't you try posting ponies in each of the regular threads and see how that goes for you?
>>5405882
Then make your own pony hyper thread if you like it so much. Or post it in the gay pony thread. Fuck off mate.
>>5405868
Honestly, after 5 years I just don't care anymore. As long as it isn't half the thread I don't see the problem.
>>5405902
Why bother when there's already a perfectly appropriate thread going?
What I'm saying is furries are just not going to get along with ponies. You guys can try all you want, but there's always going to be issues.
>>5405940
And you guys don't think he's shitposting
>>5405893
I have. As it turns out, most people don't care as long as it's thread appropriate.
>>5406000
>>5405951
And what I'm saying is that you're going to need to learn to chill.
>>5406038
Right so there is absolutely no need for pony threads. we can just let them die and merge into one happy family
>>5406000
>furries are just not going to get along with ponies
What's the fucking difference???
>>5406105
One follows a show made for 6 year old girls religiously and pushes it into every form of media ever.
The other draws porn.
>>5406097
If you stop being so completely fucking autistic about it, then yeah, there should be no real problem. As if there should've been one to begin with
>>5406132
Go on ahead and post ponies in each of the other threads to start this wonderful journey
I know the herm thread next door loves ponies
>>5406097
Sure, as long as people like >>5405868 can stop having a seizure every time they see a magical horse
>>5406105
You don't understand! They're slightly different types of furry!
making /mlp/ a blue board was a mistake
>>5406289
Trying to backseat moderate /trash/ is retarded
>>5405868
I really don't care either way. I'm pretty sure we've had at least four new internet fads since ponies showed up, and one of them was Undertale.
If it triggers you so badly, maybe you should post content you want to see instead of eating up the post count complaining about it.
>>5406330
You're that guy from the herm thread aren't you?
>>5406168
Sure, why not, because if you stop being a whiny little bastard over it, it stops being a problem, because there's no problem otherwise
>>5406352
I don't think I've ever posted in the herm thread, although I have ripped images from it.
>>5406168
It seems to have gone well. A few posters were agreeable, one asked about the futa pony thread, and they were able to move on and post other content.
Thanks for the great example of how things are supposed to go.
On a totally unrelated note, what's the deal with shiny cocks?
>>5406773
I kinda like them that way, makes 'em look soft and slick, like a seal
This thread (really, this board) is rotten to the core in the first place. Ponies aren't going to fix the fact that only a few half-interested people ever come here, nor will it fix the fact that the only time conversation happens is when someone's shitposting about what they don't like. You can go ahead and sell your soul to the marshmallow jew if you want, but it won't make anything better and you know it.
>>5404897
>>5405520
>>5405661
Dude this is /trash/
Stop acting like you have standards.
>>5407499
Going by that logic, I guess I can just post anything and not give a shit, right? This is /trash/. Who cares, right? Haha.
>>5407639
Pretty much. Just don't be a dipshit about it.
>>5407499
>posting humans
Whoa, over the line.
>>5407639
Listen, kid, as long as there is hyper cock and balls it belongs in this thread. If you are too childish to just keep scrolling or intentionally fucking with us, it shows in both cases that you're not mature enough to be here.
all of y'all are gay as fuck
>>5411958
miss the clem thread, friend?
>>5337347
Can't find the artist on the op pic for the life of me
>>5412792
>filename
>>5413475
>periods in usernames
Well la-dee-da, it worked
Imagine growing your cock and balls the more and more you don't fap, letting them all build up inside and letting them get so big so you can make a big explosion
>>5416032
that sounds like something a christian would tell you so you can have a huge dick like god does
>>5409490
I'm honestly surprised to see one of my pictures posted here, especially this one
>>5418655
someone was possibly using it to get some other reactions out of people, seeing what happened previously
>>5418973
What happened?
>>5416032
Image the opposite. Every time you get a boner, it's ever so slightly larger than the last. Every cumshot is a bit thicker, and every orgasm more intense. Time spent idly fondling your balls means you have more ball-mass to fondle.
>>5419155
bit of an argument about where ponies should go. some of those posts afterwards seem to be baiting for reactions. the humans and that mega feet thing
gladly it settled down
>>5419522
Oh, I was thinking you meant something in a previous thread.
Either way, lemme contribute so i'm just not shitposting
>>5404897
Fucking chill, dude.
>>5421055
>hungry
But you don't want to go full murderfag and start voring people, so you make it some oatmeal. It feeds happily and slurps down what you pour in. Your balls are plump, full, and heavy. Warm, too.
But one bowl was not enough for your eager shaft. You start a pot full, praying it will satisfy.
>>5422962
Wait, will the taste of the cum be different depending on what you eat?
Chocolate flavored cum maybe?
>>5423117
Yes, of course. Now go make some chili so you can give someone (or yourself) a full, hearty meal.
>>5423204
Having your massive cock slurp up a nice hot soup and slurping out the tasty cum hours later, enjoying a nice hot relaxing tasty session
yum
>>5427086
bulges are great
>>5423265
i dont like this line of questioning
>>5403475
source?
>>5368262
>hyper fapping/fucking in the shower
muh fetish.
>>5435387
>>5435294
I can agree with that.
>>5434503
https://derpibooru.org/1070167
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18844323/
>>5438187
That's a very ugly penis.
lLooks like I'm out of images again
Aww.
Looks like Pumpkybutt's closed his i70312738 tumblr.
Anyone know where, if anywhere, he is now?
>>5443586
Fucking called it
>>5368798
>>5439368
Vial needs to draw more.
b
>>5450683
They have a patreon, don't they? I subb'd to it for a while. I was never clear on the separation between vial and the other one though.
>>5466617
>>5450683
I keep forgetting to drop that thing
Hasn't posted anything in two months
cock fucking is starting to grow on me
>>5474182
cock scarf
>>5488560
>>5488569
Unf
i see the spammer is back
>
All of these cocks are lovely
>>5537307
I'd suck either of those cocks
>>5466617
Vial is the one who draws all the pictures, Overlai is the one who designs the characters.
>>5469952
Isn't it charged per picture, though?
>>5543733
Yes, but I don't want to pay for anything whenever she does decide to post something
>>5547196
Unless I'm wrong Patron is moving entirely to a system where you're billed upfront for content soon, so places like yiff.party won't work anymore and someone will have to pay to see and share the content
>>5404897
>Being this autistic
>>5548758
>still showering the man in (you)'s