Would you rather thread! Would you rather: >he relentlessly

Relentless selling. Vince Lambadi was pretty enjoyable. Not as much as the classic, but not bad.
Would you rather:
>Fuck a dragon (and get your dick burnt off/frozen off/melted with corrosive acid/clamped off/etc. because dragons represent their elements through and through
>Be lunch for a dragon

>>5324860
Be lunch for a dragon if it's safe vore.
Otherwise fuck because getting your entire body dissolved in acid sounds worse than just your dick.

>>5324860
The former.

>Would you rather be rendered impotent permanently with no way to get sexual stimulus, or would you rather have a sex change (but only your genitals, not the full package)?

>>5324893
>safe vore
If you're lunch, it's not safe, crushed bones into stomach acid. So it's either fuck a dragon and never fuck again or never live again.
>Unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks are delivered to your home for life, but you can never eat anything else
>You end up getting stalked by a 550 pound landwhale male that will ceaselessly harass you for the rest of your life, even jail and death cannot contain the hambeast

>>5324924
If you're a guy then that means you stop producing testosterone and start producing estrogen since genitals include nuts and ovaries.
So it's basically forced gender transitioning.
Pretty hot desu

>>5324924
>impotent with no way to get sexual stimulus
Impotency and inability to feel pleasure are separate things, but nonetheless, the former.
>Never been that big on sex myself

>your farts sound exactly like the last instrument to touch your asshole (Middle C)
or
>portable gloryhole

>have a press-to-die button that kills the person who presses it
>have a press-to-nut button that makes the person who presses it nut

>>5325089
Musical toots.
>>5325130
Probably nut. Depends if it circumvents the refractory period so I can just keep nutting or not.

>>5325130
>crush nut button with hydraulic press
>turn into an almond

Would you rather?

>Shit your pants once a day for the rest of your life
>Get a billion dollars

>>5325705
>be Hillary Clinton
>do both

>be a hundred times more easily aroused and require a hundred times as much arousal for orgasm
or
>have servant to serve your massaging or lewd needs
or
>perfectly tangible tulpa

>you can sing a song perfectly, instruments and all
>you can slide along the ground while standing, at a walking pace
make your time and make your choice

>>5327986
So I'm like a living jukebox? I open my mouth and Eminence Front plays exactly how you'd get it off iTunes?

>>5328863
Yes.

Would you rather

>be hungry every 3 hours for the rest of your life
>have the shits after every meal

>>5329521
>be hungry every 3 hours
But anon that's how I already am

>>5327986
Singer, definitely.
>Can imitate any voice while singing
>Don't even need backup
>Can fill in for boy bands and anyone else anywhere for song pieces

>>5324977
I can eat soup and salad every day

Would you accept this curse?
>you have to die once per day or you die for real
>the first time you die in a day, you recover

>>5329303
I'll admit sliding sounds fun but I think I'll pick jukebox, it sounds more practical

>>5329869
Depends on the means of recovery. If I just wake up in 5 minutes same spot, I'd say no cause then whatever killed me will just kill me again cause it's probably still around.
If it's a "Wake up in X hours in a safe bed, home/hotel, whichever is closest" then yeah, I would.

>Your nuts are a slapchop
Or
>You can only get off from slap-chopping dude's nuts off

>>5334132
>your nuts are a slapchop
I see nothing wrong with this.
Except possible impotence.

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Would you rather
>have the ability to travel into any fictional world in books, videogames, movies, but you're stuck there
or
>the ability to make one fictional character real

>>5336859
>but you're stuck there
That's fine.
>Write my own novel with a world all my own made perfect
>Include a Myst Linking Book linked to the Age of Earth
:^)

Would you rather
>meet a waifu
or
>she meets you

>The internet never existed
Or
>Next president is SJW

>>5339724
SJW, picking 4 years of suffering for the goodness of humanity and science forever
>never have to shit, piss 2x as much
>never have to piss, shit 2x as much

>>5327899
By tangible do you mean that my tulpa can interact with the physical world too?

>>5339965
No shit, double piss.

>>5327899
>perfectly tangible tulpa
that one for sure, having my Espeon husbando tulpa be real would be a dream come true.

>>5339965
Double piss for sure.
Hell, even if I had to piss twice as often than the other option would make me have to shit, I'd still pick it.

>>5324824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY2rD322UR4

Would you rather
>have sex with the one you love for one night but then they're gone forever
or
>be in a loving, long lasting relationship with the one you love, but no sex ever

>>5349156
The latter, no sex can be solved with toys or tulpamancy

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

>>5352436
If you're deaf you can still look at porn and as a bonus you don't have to hear the shitty forced moans and mayonnaise jars being fisted.

>>5352474
damn, good point

Would you rather
>constantly feel hot no matter what
or
>constantly feel cold no matter what

>>5358950
Hot.
Hot is relaxing, and not too controlling of behaviour.

Cold makes me curl up into a miserable little shivering ball.

Would you rather
>shitpost
or
>contribute

Would you rather,

>be a shark for a day
Or
>be a Hollywood token black actor for one movie

>>5364403
Fuck, that's a tough choice.
On the one hand you get to be badass and have an unrecreatable experience.
On the other hand you get to be a shark.

>>5358950
cold. Because if I ever wanted to get out and around, I don't want to be a sweaty, greasy mess all the time. Plus Im from the mountains, i love the cold

Would you rather:
>need to pee instantly reaches max
>you have to eat buttered toast where it's a slice of bread made of butter

>>5324977
There's plenty of soup/salad types to never get bored of the meal. Breasticks are just a bonus.

>Everyday for the rest of your life, and at a random time of the day, you are plagued with a bout of diarrhea
>You lose your biological sense of taste

>>5367385
I mostly eat for nutrition so I'd lose the taste.

>>5358950
cold

seriously fuck heat

>>5358950
Cold. I'm miserable any way but I can't get shit done when it's hot

>>5361778
I just Funpost unironically

Would you rather
>shite your doodoo ass
>buckle up cumslut

>>5324860
Lunch for a dragon.
What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

>>5329521
>>be hungry every 3 hours for the rest of your life
I already have this.
>>have the shits after every meal
Already have this too because of all the coffee I drink.

What do I win?

hmm

>>5368743
This