gardevoir thread 404'd and it seemed like people started getting bored of it. now for a general waifu/trapwaifu pokemon thread
>gardevoir thread 404'd
>over bump limit
The fuck did you expect?
Can Gothitelle be male? I actually don't know.
Also, if I were to make a Pokemon harem team, what 'mon would I use if I wanted to be able to use Fly?
>>5249050
25% chance to be male.
eh, depends on what kind of harem. if they're all any sort of human like, they can't learn fly.
>>5249151
Well, right now I have Lucario, Gardevoir, Delphox and Haunter as my stay-ins (Haunter is my Pokebro and as far as I'm concerned he can share in my harem if he so chooses).
My remaining two are Lapras and Raichu. I like Lapras porn so if I have to replace one of these two I'd prefer it to be Raichu, but none of the bird Pokemon are particularly sexy to me (closest would be Articuno, but even then my team isn't really at a point where I can feasibly have Articuno yet).
Always.
>>5249435
>bugs
Vespiquen and Leavanny are pretty nice.
>dragons
Not as many as you'd think. I saw a very nice Hydreigon image that puts it pretty high up the list, but that's really about it.
>>5249589
hydreigon can learn fly, so there's your answer
Would you a Miltank?
>>5250369
Depends, are their udders erogenous zones?
So a bunch of people in the other thread liked Pregnant Pokémon...
Here's something I made a while back.
>>5251288
you did pretty good, I'd say
>>5251288
Is that pee or did her water break?
...is water breaking something that happens with animals that lay eggs?
>>5251759
>I know they lay eggs but I think that's retarded. Kirlia and Gardevoir are too Mammalians to lay eggs.
Hey man, I'm with you. I've always advocated more mammalian reproduction cycles for non-bird/non-reptile Pokemon, partly for porn but partly because it doesn't make sense that EVERY SPECIES ON THE PLANET lays eggs except humans.
We pokewaifu now?
Post your harems.
>>5251930
>>5251759
I always had this thought where pokemon could choose whether they lay eggs or not if they're mammalian or other creatures that do live birth. difference would be laying an egg would be more painful but the egg would hatch in a generally short time, live birth would be less painful, but take about a week to a month, depending on the pokemon.
>>5251930
I actually made a Gardevoir giving birth. It's not the best thing I made but I've been very rusty these last months.
>>5252078
there was one guy who said one time in a garde thread that he fanonized or whatever that pokemon lay eggs to protect the baby, but some species can give live birth if the area seems clear of any threat. full of holes, i know, but eh
>ywn be a young eevee being endlessly molested by his 9 sisters
>>5252225
>>5252347
yeah, I say the daycares are made so it's an area for convenient breeding grounds, in case caught Pokemon can't really find a place to breed comfortably.
Pokemon also grow quickly either way, but egg is the advantage of the Pokemon being born much sooner, live is the advantage of being not as harming to the mother's body. that's pretty much how I see it, and that satisfies people who like either form of birth.
>>5252485
I'm actually surprised to hear other people have a live birth fetish.
>>5252531
which one would you pick?
>>5252531
you'll find plenty if you find out where to look. personally, I'm a fan of the egg laying. I like oviposition as well, so.
>>5252641
whoopsie, that post was for the entire thread
>>5252641
I'd definitely fuck Gardevoir and Lopunny.
I'd fuck a Mismagius but I wonder how it would work considering she's a Ghost type.
Bellossom and Lilligant... it would be weird, like, do they even have genitalia?
Roserade is poison-type so not sure.
Gothitelle, Frosslass, Vespiqueen and Jynx are right out.
>>5252641
All of them except Jynx. Never liked Jynx.
But if I had to play favorites...
Froslass, Vespiquen, Gardevoir and Liligant are all tied for first. Mismagius is a hair ahead of the rest, and Gothitelle is last (which is not to say I wouldn't, because I absolutely would a Gothitelle).
>>5252641
Out of these? Top 3 would be Gardevoir, Roserade, Jynx. But I'd probably do all of them except for Lopunny.
>>5252641
my exception would just be jynx, unless I dated a less thirsty one.
>>5252979
>>5253053
not a huge fan of jynx, but her fan mega evos usually look pretty good
>>5252347
>That's cute enough to masturbate to.
ftfy
It's cruel to not make as many babies with your pokemon as possible.
>>5253318
>piercings
what's next? tattoos?
>>5253327
find me a jynx that won't probably try to rip my dick off if I don't talk to her in five minutes
>>5253385
>shit taste
Whats next? trigger warnings?
>>5252072
Blaziken
lopunny
nidoqueen
gardevoir
kangaskhan
zoroark
how pleb is my taste?
>>5252072
Gardevoir
Lilligant
Leavanny
Glaceon
Vaporeon
Blaziken
Braxien
Lurantis
Meloetta
Roserade
>>5253542
>nidoqueen
nice
>>5252072
gardevoir
gothitelle
froslass
glac/sylv/esp/vaporeon
leavanny
lurantis
popplimaid (I want to believe)
delphox
serperior
milotic
lopunny
roserade
meloetta
goodra
florges
audino
scolipede
probably a lot more
>>5253542
I don't know why I assumed I could only have 6 so i'll continue.
1 of each eeveelution
a male lopunny and gardevoir
flygon
charizard
goodra
rhydon
tyranitar
latias
vulpix and ninetails
miltank
flaffy and audino
floatzel
lucario
braxien
leavanny and lurantis
sneasel and weavile
snorlax
zangoose
seviper
greninja
breloom
heliolisk
Thats it.
I hope I didn't forget anyone.
Also I consider legendaries cheating so I didn't include any.
>>5252072
this is what passes for a pokemon these days? fucking lol
I remember playing Ruby and Sapphire on my gameboy, those were the last true pokemon games
>>5254042
breh...
>>5254042
That Pokemon is from Ruby and Sapphire. It's what the fire starter evolved into.
>>5254042
>ruby and sapphire
>last true pokemon games
nice bait
My waifu is purest
>you will never caress the belly of your pokémon with your own child growing inside of it
>>5254207
Thanks, I worked really hard on it.
so has anybody managed to find porn of UB02 beauty? I haven't had any luck yet, artists are slacking.
>>5254859
nothing decent
>>5254897
I can tell. pretty lame
>>5254845
If you wanted Nidorina just fucking say so.
>>5254808
it hurts familia...
>>5255383
Easy there, Kine.
>>5259041
>audino's are always depicted as thicc
love it
>>5259206
They should always be thicc
>>5259041
>>5259253
All the pink cutemons should be.
>>5259280
>>5259253
>>5259041
thicc poke make for great mothers!
>>5259350
you say this when I absolutely would love to be mothered by a thicc pokemon
>>5254859
Does this fit the bill?
>>5261117
yes thats very good
Why do I love the idea of Gallade getting a good assrape so much?
>>5252641
IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
Anyone got some good Lopunny? Far from home and my personal folder, but that doesn't mean I don't need a good fap.
>>5263244
I only have pregpunny is it ok?
lopunny makes best waifu and trapwaifu
>>5263362
How waifuable are the new pokemon?
Considering the fact that waifumon threads might get completely banned on /vp/ soon, I glad that this thread exists.
>>5263620
It's pretty great, lurantis is top waifumon, salandit for thanks to the pokedex entry, morelull has potencial if evolves, all four oricorio are great (my fave is the red one) and maybe pyukumuku cause its cute
Heliolisk need more love <3
>>5261117
that looks great. pretty much the best we'll get for now, I guess
>>5263481
imagine they use that dildong and the eggs with baby gets crushed insider her and they latter shit up bay fetuses that would be weird
>>5264261
>>5251288
>pregnant
verily so. and some of us liked inflation, of which the hq subset is basically belly and a hose in the butt.
>>5264993
I wish pregnant Kirlia and Gardevoir didn't turn me on so much.
>>5265391
>fucking your Gardevoir, then fucking your Kirlia daughter
Shit, with Pokemon breeding rates you could get into great-great-grandfather/great-great-granddaughter territory in like a year.
>>5249641
This Gardevoir is a cunt and deserves twenty lashes across the ass... Her mom and dad though; think they swing?
How can you claim you love your waifu if you don't even kiss her butthole?
>>5252641
>Gardevoir speaking in ye olde English
NOPE. Fuck that. I'd rather a Gardevoir that couldn't talk than that.
>Lopunny that talks like what men think 13 year old girls talk like
Ehhhh.... Low on the list
>Lilligant speaking with some fucking sense
Yes. #2 on my list.
>SPOOPY WITCH GHOST MISMAGIUS
No.
>Debilitatingly shy, introverted Froslass
NO.
>Mega-goth Gothitelle
Makes sense, but no. Love the pokemon, hate that persona... Like, smile for me pls, just once, and melt the ice that pierces my heart and burns like fire and all that edgy teen cunt bullshit...
>Bellossom is an immigrant from Columbia or some shit
I guess I would. #3 on my list.
>Vespiqueen plotting world domination
Just shut the fuck up. Would rather be raped by Jynx.
>Bossy, really up-front Roserade
#1, would marry. Not cuz I'm a cuck, but because I wanna see that tough girl complex melt.
>Insane, man-hungry Jy—
NO.
>
>>5268925
certainly know how to pick your women, anon...
My waifu > your waifu
fite me nerds
>>5269403
Because drawings with accompanying text sure are women, aren't they?
Top or bot?
>>5270766
Sex? Top, maybe bottom. Relationship? Bottom.
>>5270766
left
Who's your waifu. What Smogon Tier are they in?
>>5270766
I don't care for either of those pokemon and would rather fuck Red, but between the two of them, Lopunny.
>>5273929
>would rather fuck Red
With an ass like that?
>>5274268
Anyone would look frog assed in that pose. He just needs to get on his knees and arch himself a bit.
Left or right
>>5278924
Left.
Especially if its the one from PMD explorers of sky
>>5263021
Courtesy of the /vp/ writethread:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7692235
>>5281934
>>5282054
>Zubat girl
Literally the best.
>>5262044
>>5264204
Keep your eyes peeled cause here's more.
Do pokemon go into heat?
>>5282506
my thoughts on the matter: they can go into heat, but that's if they don't regularly mate. My idea is that they do mate for pleasure (and the female can choose whether to become pregnant or not), so unless a pokemon barely gets laid, heat wouldn't be a problem for them.
>>5278924
Not particularly fond of either, but I'd go left I guess.
>>5278924
Left obviously.
why is meloetta such a slut?
My dream
>>5278924
Right. Slutty eyes.
>>5285773
>Lickitung licks anus
>No Dragonites allowed for vaginal
>Anus now contains dark energy and teeth
Nice options
>>5286052
>Anus now contains dark energy and teeth
Seriously never seen this before?
>>5286418
Man, I just can't get into gape.
>>5283718
>dress has one side revealing her hip
You tell me
>>5279545
>ywn never steal honey from combees and fuck their vespiquen
>>5286418
Nope. Looked like Inuyasha-type miasma floating out of a mouth to me, so I kek'd.
Are you telling me no one here wouldn't want to knock up a sexy Zangoose?
>knocking up only one of your pokemon
>not knocking up all of your pokes and being a loving father
>>5292546
Give the chance though, I'd have passionate sex with a Zoroark and if she wanted, just live in the forest with her while we'd raise our pups together.
Audino is cutest
>>5282258
>>5292255
You're damn right I would.
What kinda lewds are you all looking for today, I got plenty.
>>5296979
Ah, good old LBW. Always hits the right spot.
How about some zygarde?
>>5297418
anything with a good belly
>>5301301
A fellow fan of the thickness then, hm?
>>5303059
Top waifu.
Is putting boobs on pokemon that don't have any wrong?
How do you fit in the tiny pokemon?
>>5306279
Boobs make everything better. Especially big boobs.
>>5307824
I'd like to see more big boobs on Snivy.
Just a friendly reminder for all you pokefuckers out there that we do have a discord chat set up for all your pokelewd needs, from erp to THICC to all inbetween
https://discord.gg/SvUtt
Join the fun
bumpu
>>5307244
It just fits.
Is breeding your pokemon together cheating?
whats your opinion on boggie /trash/?
>>5316974
He should expand his horizons a little.
Also start doing this kind of stuff again once in a while.
>>5274268
>he wouldn't fuck Red
pleb
>>5316974
He's got talent but it's all the same shit.
>>5319915
Yeah I wish he drew some more varied stuff. He's a fantastic artist though.
>>5317351
>this kind of stuff again
>his nightmare version arts
>his "lol luk at my spoopy art of pron, im so le randumb with nigel faces everywhere XDDD"
fuck right off
>>5317351
what the fuck
>>5297418
If you're willing to dump, I'd appreciate male trainer on female humanoid (i.e. Zangoose, Lucario, Braixen, Zoroark, etc.). Mammal only, please and thank you (although Goodra is acceptable).
>>5334446
I'd suggest you join the pokemon porn discord, it's way easier to dump pics there.
RISE
>>5337860
>>5334652
>the invite has expired
>>5344738
https://discord.gg/wsufb
Here ya go
Would you a Cardevoir?
>>5347450
Ohhhhhh, THAT'S what it's supposed to be...
>>5344962
Discord was a mistake
>>5352121
Nah that discord server is pretty great actually. The mods don't like the cancerous servers like the /erp/ one.
Dumping Poképregs.