/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Steven Is So Special
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Steven's Pizza Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhkZv5ovcWY
>In The Middle With You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyDpDz7fLkg
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbRg8V1Uh4M
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbjFp4dr9-A
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1VLKuNeM_M
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
>Sad Pearl Time Travel Mystery Adventure
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
>Pearl - Suffering Mix (OFFICIAL AUDIO)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QJLVmvG2L0
First for pearl
>>508234
Why do I got the feeling Peridot and Connie aren't going to get along?
that face when posting a new chapter of my wonderful fan fiction for you all to enjoy
>>508312
which one? 'Dont even bother'?
that chapter was comfy and cute as fuk
forgot timestamp, shitty mspaint requests?
>>508312
Get fucked shitbird.
Steven-Garnet fusion should be voiced by Morgan Freeman.
Actual thread with working links
>>508308
>>508377
Thanks mang.
>>508339
no i am the author of the hit fan fiction "sad pearl time travel mystery adventure" which is also comfy and cute
though you could say 'don't even bother' with other fan fics!!!!
>>508377
bad thread delete.
>>508377
Thanks anon
>>508377
actual shit thread more like
now give me your best peri dots
>>508432
Have some cute anon
>>508450
in an ideal world they do away with the rest of the characters and introduce more peridots
and more cute
>>508483
like double peridot fusions?
>>508506
yes absolutely
>>508515
they are very hard to catch.
>>508494
Peridot is the least mom gem there is but I'll still take it.
My real mom is DEAD
>>508550
mine too anon, mine too...
this thread's cool it's got STYLE
CHAPTER 28
"Alright," connie whispers through her mask, "you know the plan. I will plant the explosives. Wait for my signal to start shooting. Allahu akbar, brother" "Allahu akbar"
peedee replies sullenly. A flash of anger in Connie's eyes. "Don't tell me you're getting cold feet right now. We've come this far." She hands peedee his pistol.
"Wait for my signal" she repeats. Peedee holds the gun out in his hand and gives it a long look. Can he really do this? It had felt so right planning the whole thing
that the possibility of his not having the stomach for it had never occured to him. He squeezes the grip and looks toward the back entrance of the building. Suddenly
from behind "FREEZE TERRORIST SCUM. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. PUT THE GUNS DOWN NOW"
Peedee looks to Connie, unsure of what to do. She gives him the subtlest possible nod.
Peedee whips around and fires on the officer 1, 2, 3 times, all misses. He hears the door slam next to him as connie vanishes into the building. His finger is tightening
on the trigger for the fourth shot when he is knocked to the ground by a great, dull pain in his chest. On his back, staring up at the sky, peedee clutches at his
shirt and feels his warm, sticky blood draining from the wound. Is this it? After all they had been through, all the hard work and preparation, was it all going to be
ruined by some cop with a grudge? Life is unfair down to the very last day. Peedee closes his eyes and waits for god to take him while footsteps rush past and through
the door.
>>508645
Barricaded in the bathroom, Connie digs through her bag and retrieves the walkie talkie.
"GENIE, COME IN, THIS IS CONNIE. I REPEAT, THIS IS CONNIE. COME IN."
static
"GENIE GODDAMMIT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY DON'T MAKE ME IMPRISON YOU AGAIN. OVER"
static... and then
"HELLO CONNIE THIS IS GENIE. OVER."
a wave of relief comes over connie. Maybe all is not lost after all.
"GENIE THIS PLAN IS GOING TO SHIT. HAVE YOU DETONATED THE EXPLOSIVES YET? I NEED YOU HERE NOW. OVER."
a long moment of silence and
"YEAH, NAH, I'M NOT DOING THAT. COPS PROBABLY FOUND YOUR STUFF ANYWAY. IT'S A REAL MESS HERE. JUST SAW A SWAT VAN PASS BY. THIS SHIT'S NUTS. ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK WITH ALL
THAT, I'M GETTING DONUTS RIGHT NOW AND HAVEN'T EVEN PAID YET. I'M JUST STANDING HERE AT THE REGISTER TALKING ON A WALKIE TALKIE LIKE A JACKASS. I REALLY GOTTA GO."
"WE HAD A DEAL!" connie pleads
"YEAH, I'M A REAL PIECE OF SHIT AREN'T I?"
Connie, the maddest she has ever been, rushes over to the big bathroom mirror and bellows the magic incantation into the mouthpiece.
"FUCK YOU LAPIS FUCK YOU LAPIS FUCK YOU LAPIS"
the static now calms connie as she stares into the mirror, waiting for the genie's face to appear. This time she will free the demon and slay it where it stands. But
nothing is happening. The static cuts out one last time.
"HEY FUCK YOU TOO PAL. OVER AND OUT"
Connie stares at her small, frightened reflection and begins to weep for the first time in years.
>5 /sug/ threads up right now
>>508714
tell me about it. this ones sort of neat i guess.
the links are not canon fyi but different.
>>508714
well this one was made first
other one only exists because links trigger that guy's autism
>>508341
Armstrong working at Greg's garage please.
>>508341
lapis making out with bernie sanders
>>508761
make it the monsters this guy fights too while we're at it.
>>508780
that's lewd anon.
>>508763
get fucked u mad geek
>>508341
could i possibly get pearl just sitting back looking distraught with roses sword in her hand?
maybe projection lines maybe not.
something bleak.
thank you in advance!
>>508809
Hey now, I wasn't asking for any tongue action
though that is still perfectly acceptable of course
>>508854
at least lapis has the smallest amount of tact.
pearl is so eager to please and needy and desperate. it's sad and almost a turn off.
>>508887
bernie'd turn her down politely before telling her about his plan for free college
So I heard you guys like fangs...
>>508921
too much pearl fang going around and not enough peridot
>>508921
where my gang at?
>>509017
I'm so glad you asked.
>>509017
Hell yeah mate.
Why is she so perfect?
>>509045
respectable at least for the fact that she uses a banjolele and doesn't come out it with car commercial ads
>>509027
>>509036
alas tho, those fangs never substitute the every so often. ;)
>>509045
So hot
>>509080
Why would someone do this to my pure gemfu?
>>509017
I got some subtle fangs here.
>You will never have fangs to nibble on people with
>>509110
it's canon i swear it.
>>509113
nice fangs
>>509121
>you will never feel her accidentally pierce into you followed by her apology with her tongue.
>>509154
>drunk pearl turning completely blue
Why do I have a boner right now
>>509154
>>you will never feel her accidentally pierce into you followed by her apology with her tongue.
Oh my yes
>>509179
why do you think?
>>509228
this is just wonderful
>>509228
well thanks!
i like the eyes.
>>508341
Pearl giving Steven a handjob pls.
>>509306
added bonus if she looks enthused but in the 'it's all i have to do to free steven' sense.
>>509306
that shit ain't canon
at least replace steven with bernie
think of the children
>>509228
>>509381
>>508792
Wonder if Buck will break the cycle on the dewey generation lusting for pearl
>>509445
>Pearl not using the Mr. Universe shirt
One job
>>509449
Mayor Dewey is a beautiful man but his taste is just awful
>>509449
knowing dewey he'll use the old mayoral charm and eyebrow movements to beguile pearl.
>>509121
>>509574
That's pretty shitty.
>>509306
>>509331
>>508780
>>509609
legitimate autism
>>509676
this is truly amazing
thank you so much
>>509540
the man has class
New thread
>>>/co/78040338
>>509755
truly a heartbreaking .gif
fuck you pearl
Steven has good taste. He needs a woman to tell him when his taste is shit.
>>509860
connie might be able to do it.
but what the fuck is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5gejJXypSM
>>509837
AU are really weird some times..
really scary to know what would happen if Steven used the time orb for more weird reasons
'Sup /sug/. Budding drawfag here.
Gimmie criticisms, tips and/or help.
>inb4 loomis, shit gem, etc.
I've been to /ic/. Pearl is best gem.
>>509976
Shit gem, just keep drawing
>>509976
More loomis
And try another proportions
>>509976
Her legs are too long.
>>509976
ease up on the jagged teeth, but looking okay so far, try drawing her in weird angles to get used to flexing it up, bit too stiff.
>>509976
DO I SEE A BULGE THERE
>>509895
>>510143
Not again!
>>510143
YELLOW DIAMOND PLEASE RESPOND!
What's the difference between Lapis and napkins?
Napkins are always free
>>510280
GO AWAY STEVEN
>>510345
>>510239
>>510280
>>510300
>reposting the same shit
>>510420
>>510420
It's probably the same guy.
I did one of those posts on the other thread, and suddenly it's here too.
4cute6me
>>510581
Just made this, what do you think, /sug/?
>>510682
Exemplary.
>>510682
Wonderful
>>510715
>>510709
can't juke the zuke
Pearl is for ____
>Other thread has fewer posts
>also has 2 more posters
This is all confusing me /sug/.
I don't know who to trust.
>>510715
>Gem is supposed to be on her back.
>>510792
sexual
>>510682
Fuckig beautiful. I came buckets
>>510811
Follow the OP links
>>510826
Specifically, for lewd kissing.
Who is best gem and why is it lapis
https://4ch.be/trash/thread/380585/#385154
>>510877
Also, tender kissing.
>>510901
don't forget smells!
>>510811
this one was first and has all the quality posts.
follow your heart
>>510055
>loomis
you fags never learn
>>510914
Pearls are also for washing your car.
>>510973
Wut
>>510973
fucking based vilppu
i study his vids as holy sacrament
>>510977
they can always wash themselves too...so to speak.
>>510976
?
It's close enough to the show's sizes.
>>510989
i see you FEEL it as well my brother
>>511012
I know, even then it feels weird.
>>511029
Pearls are also good for carrying children.
>>511055
fucking Ice cold
>>508809
>>511079
>>511055
>>511079
I think we can all agree that Lapis is an evil that needs to be purged, right?
The drawing style of this show has definitely improved with time.
>>511097
>>511089
>>511079
>>511089
murdercock swooning all the gems
max charisma
I'm no gtg but fuck it
>after setting up the Christmas tree, you decide to relax on the sofa with a cup of lapsang suchong
>your relaxation is suddenly interrupted by a low rumbling coming from from the kitchen sink
>approaching cautiously, you gingerly turn on the water
>a dark blue, teardrop-shaped object rockets from the tap, scattering dirty dishes everywhere
>it floats towards you, emanating a bright blue light that eventually assumes a humanoid shape
>soon you are face to face with smiling young woman who is BLUE EVERYWHERE
>she is wearing a festive sweater and cradles a bowl of mixed leafy greens in her arms
>"Christmas salad for you!" she exclaims and shepherds you back into your living room
>she plops down on the floor in front of the tree and motions for you to sit next to her
>as soon as you comply a forkful of salad is shoved in your face
>not knowing what else to do, you take a bite of the freshest, crispest salad you've tasted
>as you chew, the blue woman looks at you with an expectant smile
>you smile and mumble "delicious," which elicits a delighted sigh from the blue woman as she takes a bite of salad herself and offers you another forkful
>the two of you exchange bites under the glow of the Christmas tree, the silence only broken by the muffled chewing and the occasional scrape of the fork on the salad bowl
>when the salad is gone the blue woman scoots in close, pressing gently against you
>"Thank you for sharing a very special holiday salad with me, I can't wait to do this again next year!" she whispers into your ear before planting a smooch on your cheek
>before you can react she's scampered off
>you hear a smash followed by a flush and you rush to the bathroom
>a small blue puddle lies in front of the toilet, surrounded by the shards of your shattered mirror
>the blue woman is nowhere to be found
>you return to the sofa to reflect on the evening
>you reach for your tea, expecting that it has gone cold
>to your delight it's still pleasantly warm
>>511099
well lets see
>is trapped in a mirror
>steve lets her out
>fuck you steve, fuck your family and fuck your planet, btw i'm taking your ocean
literally the closest to a villain the show has right now.
>>511114
Is there a better version of this that shows there entire body's?
Welp, back here. Time to fail at killing myself.
>>511233
Or at least more of Pearl?
>>511114
That last line got me man
>>511013
amen my comrade of color
>>510280
>>511106
Pearl unanimously has the best expressions, I honestly can't put my finger on why it's so easy for her compared to the other characters to make good faces for. I guess the eyes.
>>511268
her expressions can be varied.
>>511268
Garnet doesn't react and Amethyst doesn't care about anything. Pearl overreacts to everything. It's pretty simple.
>>511114
That was fucking beautiful, anon. Do more.
>>511268
Her face is composed of basic shapes, makes is easier for storyboarders to go nuts
>>510792
household tasks and looking pretty :^)
>Post obscure yet objectively perfect ships.
>>511325
Don't mind if I do
>>511325
>>511322
That's why everybody like her on the staff.
That, and because she's best gem
>>511349
Best Voice Actress too.
>>511114
Thanks anon, this is really sweet...
>>511114
yes
>>511346
Get that weak shit outta here
>>511114
this is good, you should become writefag
>>511356
>>511349
Also, best songs
EVERY GEM IS SHITTY
A short essay by anon:
>Jasper is a lazy, warmongering, gloryhunting hypocrite who is too incompetent to solidify a victory against an inferior foe even with a home field advantage
>Peridot is a sniveling coward with little-to-no interpersonal skills or morals who will probably abandon the only friends she's made on Earth the second an opportunity arises to safely do so
>Lapis is an emotionally stunted sociopath who not only doesn't understand or consider the effects her actions have on others' physical or emotional wellbeing, but chooses to throw herself into an indefinite yet certainly extreme period of suffering, and voluntarily chooses to continue to suffer instead of take the escape route offered to her by an unquestionably benevolent benefactor out of an idiotically misplaced sense of duty and revenge
>Pearl is an obsessive-compulsive Dependent Personality Disorder wreck who is hung up on the idea of someone who it was painfully obvious would never reciprocate her feelings to an even vaguely similar degree, and allows her temper tantrums to jeopardize the integrity of her team and the safety of her loved ones
>Garnet is an emotionally inaccessible stoic who is a leader who can barely maintain control when anything outside of her abilities to handle crops up, and who recognizes the problems in her leadership style as well as in the psychological state of her friends and then proceeds to do literally nothing to rectify either of those problems
>Amethyst is a lazy, brutish, unstable imbecile who dishes out banter on a regular basis, but can't take even the slightest actual insult and still hasn't worked out issues from literally hundreds of years ago despite being surrounded by supportive friends who want to help for the entire duration
BONUS ROUND
>Steven is a literal child who's going to learn the hard way that not all people are predisposed towards good, and that will lead to major injury or worse being dealt to him and/or his friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_-892Ugp_4
>>511325
pewey
steven and garnet
YD and greg
amy and vidalia
or steven and a crystal gem harem
keep in mind i see this in a totally platonic perspective
>>511370
>>511372
how does pearl afford to buy things
is that fan art of her banging 4 cash canon
I'm like 95% certain Lapis has an IQ of 70.
>>511390
a platonic harem sounds nice
>>511390
>YD and greg
my man
>>511113
no one is safe
>>511397
>fan art of her banging 4 cash
I'm gonna have to see this, sir
>>511372
honestly, thats kinda cute. greg needs to fuck off sometimes.
>>511410
I'm 100% sure you have an IQ lower than 60.
>>511429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zmp0SgoflA
>>511460
bingo!
>>511453
Don't be mad just because your waifu is as dumb as a bag of... rocks...
There is nothing bad about being born stupid, anon. She can't help it.
Pearl is stupid! Stupid!
>>509109
OOO WEE OOO
>>511491
image related
>>511514
welcome to /fuck/ trashlord
>>511481
No, I'm not mad, I just recognize that someone who's been imprisoned for 5000+ years with human-like emotions isn't to be expected to make rational and non-impuslive decisions. I'm not justifying what Lapis did, I'm just telling you're a fucking idiot.
>>511532
cyкa блять
>>511555
She's got water on the brain.
>>511481
this reminds me, never did get a drawfag to fulfill my request for Sadie laying nude in her pile of teddy bears.
Should remember it for when we get back.
That and Sadie's mom taking her sex toy shopping after catching her masturbating the first time.
I drew you some lewd /sug/.
>>511525
I look just like Buddy Holly
>>511583
Keep them coming, babyboi
Guys, why are there 2 active threads at once. Asking here since this seems to be the most active. WHo fucked up?
>>511618
Jesus fuck, it's like they actively tried to make this gif choppy.
>>511625
people are dumb, this thread was made first.
>>511628
yeah it's kind of pleasant though.
>>511325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ltn-JpTrZY
>>511639
What an ugly thing to do, Pearl. You can't just stab people with your nose like that.
>>511233
Is there any more pics like this of Harems or them in Clubbing/Night Clothes?
>>511654
She can stab me with her nose anytime
>>511668
But Greg obviously didn't want it like that.
>>511668
>>511649
take your hunter x hunter ripoff spike shit and shove it up your ass sempai
>>511679
i've been over death in june for years bruv.
now this is my bag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNwotbZBz3U
>>511663
Harem?
Like this?
>>511712
Wait?
Isn't that a JoJo cover?
>>511699
It's definitely better than Whitehouse, I'll give you that
>>511663
Here are Night Clothes
>>511729
he calls his shows opera's
he is lovely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRLC9xejxgk
>>511712
There's clearly going to be a fuckton more gems than just the 9 we know so far.
Not even just talking about Blue and White Diamond. There's no way we're not going to go to homeworld at some point and see a fuckton of background gems.
And certainly under each Diamond there's going to be a set of unique, highly loyal gems.
And of course there's curing corrupted gems for like the last season or something.
There's so many possibilities of new gems to introduce. That harem would end up on a planetary scale
>>511762
trve avant garde
Holy shit, can't we decide what thread we want to be on already?
>>511762
Does /mu/ know about this shit?
>>511774
>highly paranoid of diamonds
>trauma inducing fear when yellow diamond shows her face,
>>511663
>>511799
ahahahahhaha not a chance.
anything i link here is the only way most of you will ever see it.
>>511799
/mu/ never goes beyond entry level for any genre they're interested in, you have to go to rateyourmusic.com to find this sort of thing
>>511728
>it's gonna be a whole 'nother season till we learn about Pearl and Rose's relationship background
>>511812
I'm still partial to the idea that Yellow Diamond will have a fuckton of Pearls that she's highly abusive towards due to having been extremely jealous of Rose's relationship with her Pearl back when Rose was around.
And then she takes them behind closed doors, piles them up, lays on top of them and starts sobbing while yelling "LOVE ME DAMN YOU"
>>511847
>/mu/ never goes beyond entry level for any genre they're interested in
what are you talking about they go really in-depth into mainstream blogcore indie pop and hip-hop
>>511850
can you imagine?
>>511850
>It's gonna be years until we see that rebelion first hand
Im stil waiting on that Pearl/Lapis Fusion x Steven fic
Cmon man I need my fix
>>511857
like this?
>>511471
>>511866
Those are the only real exceptions
>>511825
This image is very amusing.
Pearl unsure on what to do exactly.
Amethyst just loving the attention.
Jasper breaking the pole like sparrows egg between thighs.
Lapis giving zero shits about the whole deal and being a gay baby.
Garnet being an absolute natural.
Peridot being the opposite of an absolute natural, but at least she is trying, kind of.
So what new character types do you guys hope we'll get down the road as gems?
I want a really haughty high class gem that thinks anything earth related just isn't worth her time and is just a total bitch while she has another gem do all the work.
Kinda like peridot's initial racism, just 10x worse
wh0np
Was working on a video, but decided to cut it short. This is what I ended up with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkxmnOykER8
Post best Cluster.
>>512000
bookmarked, nice trips too
>>512000
I was expecting this from that gif.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
..wh0np
>>512045
>>512000
Check'd and kek'd
:^)
>>512113
Noice
>>512113
nice
how come these threads always die at this hour
is everyone just leaving without saying farewell
>>512201
Americans are asleep and probably have classes tomorrow.
>>512210
buncha lamers
>>511825
Is this in color somewhere ?
>>512113
Fuckin' hell
>>512210
yesterday was my last day of class
now (except for two finals next week) i'm home free
>>511663
>>512299
Home World Pearls
Pearl catches you looking at her butt.
>>512210
Filthy casuals, can't /sug/ 24 7, go to work, and go to school at the same time.
>>511825
That is so Awesome!
sur i cold post vore...
buT mayb leg better instEad??!?!?!!!?!!?!?!??!?
>>512354
You having a stroke?
>>511663
>>512354
no, more vore
>>512294
Yesterday was my last day too. Just gotta do some online shit then i'm done.
Plenty more time for learning to draw and shit posting.
>>512000
Hah nice work man.
Fuck you Steven.
>>512354
post more leg poil
>>512210
I'm still alive, and actually watching SAW III because I hate myself like that.
>>512441
Creepy Pearl is best Pearl
>>512450
Was there ever any doubt?
>>512441
nice, im watching seinfield because i hate myself like THAT
>>512210
I'm awake. I'll just have to drink a couple cups of coffee when I get to work, though.
>>512455
Creepy pearl does things to my peepee
>>512455
The nightmares are already there, I just love them now.
>>512473
Don't question it anon, just let it flow.
>>512455
This guys pearl creeped me out at first, but now, yeah shes creepy cute, I bet her voice is a little more smoothed out. Like with a hum every now and then
>>512441
Saw 1 ending still gets me good
kay.
/sug/ what is the worst movie you've ever finished?
either birdemic or salo for me
>>512490
I know that feel, I felt the same way about it too.
>>512382
>Current gen system
>splitscreen multiplayer
Are there games that do that anymore?
reminder that we'll get new gems soon enough and people will forget about jasper completely when she's replaced by a better big buff gem amazon.
>>512503
i dont know? sponge out of water? love? age of extinction? now you see me? so many :(
>>512505
Easily reminds me of this and creeps me out in about the same way.
>>512522
Halo, Battlefield, CoD and all the other shooty shooty party games. Also the actual party games like Mario Kart, Mario Party, Smash Bros. and such.
>>512503
tough one
requiem for a dream
donnie darko
the first twilight movie but it was with the rifftrax so im not sure that counts
>>512574
It's clearly an Xbox controller. And I haven't played any of those, outside Halo (up to 3.) I just assumed they all went strictly online multiplayer.
(For the record, I'm a TF2 player.)
>>512549
hey, you know, i haven't watched fargo at all. maybe i should
>>512499
I wish poil had a blue mouth/tongue, they really fucked that one up
okay
:(
>>512589
tf2 on the xbox?
>>512505
I have a bad habit of finding things that scare me attractive. half of me is happy and the other is worried.
>>512566
Its so perfect it hurts
>>512490
>voice is a little more smoothed out
pearl's voice is already smooth and perfect
>>512606
Nah, PC. But I did have the Orange Box for the 360.
>>512589
No problem mate, me neither; I don't even know if they actually kept the splitscreen mode, I just think it'd be the sensible thing to do.
Also, noice, Hat Fortress 2 4lif.
>>512615
dont kid yourself champ, I like pearl but her voice can get high and scratchy
>>512590
both seasons are honestly some of the best television I've ever seen. And they're doing it anthology style so really, you could start with either season. I'd say they're on the same level quality-wise but the new one has the benefit of Bruce Campbell doing Reagan which is just fantastic
>>512210
Canadian here still up.
Trying to finish all my assignment before the semester ends next week.
>>512664
nice, ill start with season two then just to be quirky
>>510792
Steven.
>>511325
>>512915
Because Oedipus complex
>>512915
Are you asking why people ship Steven with Pearl instead of Garnet and Amethyst or the other way around?
Anyway, don't know. I find their relationship to be very interesting so I think it's fun to throw a romantic spin on it.
>>512915
Because Rose.
>>512926
i know, but why pearl so much more than garnet/amethyst (who are also like his moms)
On mobile right now, could anyone try and find the source of this pic?
>>512953
There seems to be one too many hands in there.
>>512945
Amethyst is a terrible mother figure, her character is too juvenile. And about garnet, shit i don't know, it's probably because she's too serious.
>>512964
Shes a young gem, easily a fun big sister figure.
>>512960
It's a fusion of Pearl and Lapis being dependant on Steven. The artist said he wanted to write a fic but the /co/ thread was archived before anything happened.
>>512981
we had some pretty fucking good drawfags in /co/ didn't we?
can't wait for hiatus to be over
>>512981
Oh, it's easy to mistake her for Pearl considering how similar she looks.
>>512994
>>>/co/78084271
That should be the original post, but the filename looks like it's from tumblr. Could anyone please try and find it?
>>513019
No wait, it's >>>/co/78084347
Hey /sug/ what do you think of my gem?
Its my new gemsona.
>not choosing a gem that nobody else knows about
>>513060
my gemsona is crystal meth
https://youtu.be/WM7-PYtXtJM
Which character would this song fit? I'm thinking either Pearl or adult Connie.
>>508645
>>508653
fresh new chapter yall!!!!
CHAPTER 29 (1/2)
"Sorry about that" Lapis says, wiping the walkie talkie on her thigh and tossing it into the trash bin. "People these days have no tact. They think that just because
they have the ability to contact anyone at any time, that's what they should do. It's ridiculous. Like look, I don't care if you're my boss, I'm my own person and
I need to live my own life outside of work. You know what I mean? Oh by the way, I don't have any money to pay for these donuts, so can I just have them for free?"
Lars doesn't know what to do. This is an awkward situation. Of course, no, he should not just give free donuts away, but he's dealt with disgruntled customers before
(mostly homeless, now that he thinks of it) and has found that the best course of action is to just give them what they want. He looks to Sadie for help.
"If you've got a boss and a job then why don't you have money?" sadie asks, agitated.
"What, don't tell me you've never had budgeting problems..." lapis trails off, hurt in her voice. She looks around at the festive holiday tinsel decorating the store.
"I've got a family to feed. These donuts are going to be our christmas dinner."
"We're not even 2 weeks into december, why are you eating christmas dinner tonight?"
"well funny story, see-" "OH SHIT LOOK AT THIS" Lars cuts her off. he points to the tv mounted to the wall. "Isn't that the little peedee kid from down the street?
Holy shit." School photos of connie and peedee are on the right side of the screen while the left is predominantly taken up by a large, blurred photo of peedee, dead
on the ground in a pool of blood. The large caption at the bottom reads TERROR PLOT FOILED BY LONE HERO COP. Sadie and Lars take a moment to register this bizarre
news before turning back to regard lapis, now holding out a small pistol, aimed right for Lars' head.
"Yeah so I'll just take these donuts now."
Lars begins to stammer incoherently"
>>508645
>>508653
>>513217
(2/2)
"Yes, please, just take them and go." Sadie says with as much calm in her voice as she can muster.
Lapis makes to turn and leave, but stops and, still pointing her gun at lars asks "Hey, I don't mean to take advantage here, but can I get like 2 of the Boston creme?
I always tell myself 'lapis, do not get the boston creme, those things will kill you' but I can never resist when it comes down to it. It really is the best donut out
there." She holds her bag out for lars to slide the 2 boston cremes down into. "hey thanks a lot, you take it easy" she says, backing out, never taking her aim off
lars' head, and exiting the store.
"THANK YOU" Sadie yells when she's sure all is clear.
"Wh-what?" Lars stutters
"She said 'Thank you', Lars. See? I told you. People thank you all the time because it's the polite thing to do when you make an exchange. That's how society works."
"Are you fucking kidding me right now with this sadie?" Lars spits "I just had a near death experience and you're going to hound me on this shit?" Sadie looks at
ground and sees water pooling around Lars' shoes. She quickly looks away and pretends not to notice.
"And you say 'that's how society works' but don't you ever wonder WHY? Thanking someone for performing a function that will soon be taken over by robots is just
completely insincere. This woman just robbed me. Do you think she was being sincere there when she thanked me? Does it matter? She aimed a gun at my face but oh cool,
she was POLITE about it. Terrible people can be extemely polite, just as great, honest people, like me, don't need such formalities because we're genuine. Not thanking
a bus driver or cashier doesn't make you a piece of shit, it makes you honest." "Yeah cool lars, you're so noble and real that you can just ignore the feelings of
others and treat them like soulless robots. Yeah, you're so much better. Go mop up that piss, cool guy."
what we jammin to tonight /sug/ ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTkC2r4YOXM
Post Clusters.
>>513251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhFy4qZ0ah8
My car broke down but I fixed it today, I feel good.
>>513251
celebratory post-chapter donnie iris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng52ogUCZqc
>>513251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuYWhsjFpNM
>>513251
https://youtu.be/F7Ad1AuHriI
i like pogo for all nighters
>>513224
i have to catch up on these and by that i mean read them from the beginning. how would i go about if i wanted to do that
>>513251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeWDRRSg9lo
>>513295
It's all here
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true
it starts off rough with the first couple chapters I guess, because I was just making shit up as I went, sort of 'improvised' writing. It starts to smooth out a bit around chapter 6 when i figured out what I was trying to do
>>513345
allright, thanks!
>>513345
>they fuse into nicki minaj
>>513251
https://youtu.be/fdU3OPxLq7s
>>513252
>>513251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QcDqM10H-g
most of my new music these days comes from /sug/. you guys have good taste.
>>513464
it truly is a delight to read!
>would you believe me if I told you I was severely impaired when I wrote those chapters?
haha, i suspected as much
>>513439
>>513464
I haven't read these and generally consider them cancer given how much they are spammed.
I know its all parody but the characters only kind of resemble themselves. Its kind of funny sometimes though but its a lot of /pol/ memes.
No problem with impaired writing since that's how I would do it.
>>513589
eh, chill out
>>513589
>the characters only kind of resemble themselves
i mean that's not really the point, though I guess I could say it's not much of a stretch for, say, Pearl to be an unhinged psychopath and Amethyst to be a shitposting nihilist. What I'm pretty much doing is just using the characters and setting to fuck around with and write whatever kind of story I feel like with them.
i don't go to /pol/, I just watch the news
>>513627
>>513654
Maybe i'm just a dick, sorry. Its still fairly entertaining though.
I like how Pearl poofs herself constantly and no one seems to give a fuck.
Just kinda wish it wasn't spammed constantly and doesn't really need to be in the op. But were in the trash so I guess it doesn't really hurt much.
For all my fangfags out there, found a bretty dank torrent >>>/t/684966
>>513495
fuck, ignore that pic. I missed an entire corner of shading. i need sleep.
>>513691
well it's really only ever 4 posts max in any given thread, 2 of them newly written. logic is: people can either read them or hide them, and anyone bitching about having to scroll past a bit of text is a fucking idiot whose opinion i shouldn't be taking into account in the first place
put it in the op because so many people complained but I didn't even make any of the generals today, I swear!!!!!!!
>>513766
Sorry meme man, might have judged you too harshly.
Ill be more mindful in the future.
>>513712
What is this before I download it?
>>513789
it's all good, friend! I can take it!!! My will is DIAMONDS!!!!!!!
>>513813
H-Game of qts with fangs.
>>513838
Guess you have to with all the shit I see you get.
>>513858
Thank you my nigga.
>>511663
>>511663
>>514151
I want to fuck Steven's mouth.
>>514158
His mouth is only for the Gems.
>>514186
And their dicks?
>>252221
Look what I found over here
>>514186
Not just Gems
>>514222
The Gems need Steven more.
>>514262
Don't we all !
>>514360
We all do, except for Connie. She can have none.
>>514360
>>514372
Does Stevonnie count as more Steven?
>>514372
Are you sure About that?
>>514395
CONNIE FUCK OFF! ANYONE CAN HAVE STEVEN'S DICK BUT YOU, EVEN BARB!
>>514406
But I need it plus he gave it to me
>>514386
Stevonnie is less Steven. I doubt Pearl would want to fuck them when she could have a threesome with Steven and Connie.
>>514430
You don't need that dick, no dick for you!
>>514449
Meh
I'll just Fuck it anyway
>>514395
what's going on in this picture
going to bed now, good thread everyone, good night and god bless
>thread highlight
lapis holding bernie sanders back while pearl jacks him off
>>509676
I like the idea of Steven cheating on Connie with Pearl when he grows older.
>>514437
I don't know man Stevonnie's kinda got it going on!
>>514502
Steven is getting what he really wants inside Rose's Room
>>514528
I don't like Stevonnie, I'd prefer to have Steven and Connie over Stevonnie, and I'm sure that Pearl would think so too.
>>514523
In the future he's just fucking every chick in beach city
Garnet says so
>>514546
>>514528
It's because you don't know which gender they are right?
Okay,what gem do you think centipeetle is?
>>514437
>>514546
Are you sure?
Her face here says different
>>514565
Apatite, probably.
>>514565
A crystal gem.
>>514565
My Bet is on her being Emerald
>>514573
I CAN'T BE DOIN' WITH THIS.
>>514562
A little bit. I guess I'd like to see Steven fusing with others first before I think I'd be able to form an actual opinion of them right now. But it's a bit weird how I've got a huge hermaphrodite fetish but I would rather have herm Steven getting fucked by the Gems.
>>514565
I'm thinking Jade.
>>514593
That's just a Bad shot
>>514565
Well we have to think.
What real what Real World Gem/Mineral/Ore is synonymous with Insects and Acid?
Anyone got an answer?
>>514594
Got an image of that!?
We need new SU memes.
>>514594
What about a Herm Stevonnie?
>>514633
No I don't, unfortunately. It's all just imagintion.
>>514637
>>514639
Nope, that just doesn't do it for me. But for some reason I like Steven's other fusions being herms and fucking the other CGs or Connie. Maybe I'm just not a fan of Connie.
>>514637
>>514647
Peri'Patty
>>514651
Could Be?
>>514654
Is that already an existing meme or did you make that up?
>>514651
I Just don't like her jerk-off Parents!
>>514663
Well he Title
Peri'Patty
Is Original
>>514676
NEW MEME
What's your favorite episode?
>>514734
Chille Tide
>>514734
Laser Light Cannon. The scene where all the sand was rushing toward the red eye was beautiful, does any science person know why it was doing that?
>>514762
It was a good scene. I wouldn't say It's "Beautiful" though...
>>514755
>favourite episode
>doesn't even write it correctly
>>514755
same
>indexer is alone in the other thread
we fooled him!
>>514944
No you fucking idiot, that's Indexer's thread. If we leave him alone he might actually die. He's been posting about being sick and feeling like shit everytime he shows and I think he might have something seriously wrong with him, isn't it great?
>>514866
I guess I ain't the only Canadian.
Are there any images of Bimbo Jasper?
>>514944
Why the fuck did you make that thread before image limit anyway? Are you stupid?
>>515037
he was upset that the op, which no one even looks at in the first place, is full of good fun links and not the same shit it's safe to say we've all seen by now