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/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Dumb Worthless Clumsy Rock Edition

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw

>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde

Shorts:

>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg

>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU

>Steven's Pizza Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFcOww_KrvI

>In The Middle With You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DxA_UBQkB8

>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbRg8V1Uh4M

>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbjFp4dr9-A

>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4RZeY85PaY

Games:

>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html

>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html

>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html

>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers

>Sad Pearl Time Travel Mystery Adventure
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939

>Pearl - Suffering Mix (OFFICIAL AUDIO)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QJLVmvG2L0
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Remember me, /sug/?
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Rummikub
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>>504511
i sure do!
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>>504511
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>>504511
When I killed you brother? I talked just LIKE THIS
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Post Barbara
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We need new gems!
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>>504577
Centipeetle had better be uncorrupted soon.
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Why haven't Pearl told Steven that she loves him?
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>>504669
i think that's a given.
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>>504662
Crewniverse said there would an episode soon. "Monster Reunion" I think.
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>>504669
Because she doesn't.
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>>504669
She called him "my baby" in Say Uncle.
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>>504690
that was a leaked title, I don't think crewniverse has said anything about it directly?
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>>504719
Leaked? Who leaked it?
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What do you guys think episode 90 will be about? Considering there's 7 episodes left until it airs.
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>>504739
CN accidentally posted the titles for a bunch of S2 on their website.
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>>504745
Matty boy said he liked it.
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>>504764
Heh heh. Dumbasses
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>>504745
It's either The Answer or yet another Pearl episode.
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>>504745
More like 17. It's probably Kiki's Delivery Service, which I'm expecting to just be full-on shameless Miyazaki movie references.
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>>504697
Why doesn't she?
>>504707
The episode did exaggerate her character, and it wasn't canon.
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>>504764
what are they? I'm too lazy too look it up.
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>>504840
She loves Steven because Steven is Rose.
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>>504861
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_Guide
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>Everybody posting in a thread with those youtube links in the OP
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>>504795
>yet another Pearl episode
you say that as if they aren't always the best ones
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This op is weird and kinda unsettling.
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>>504910
Nobody actually cares about the OP. Hell, we might as well not have those links there at all.
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>>504911
Now now, let's not turn this thread into a "Best gem" argument.
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O T P
T
P
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>>504865
Steven and Rose are two entirely different people, and I'm sure Pearl know it. If she thought he was Rose, why did she notice Rose's absence and wanted to leave Earth in Space Race?
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>>504934
one of the videos is these two Japanese guys on a stage somewhere pulling a vacuum cleaner off one of the guys penis.

it's this loud popping sound and screaming predominately.
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>>504911
I'm not saying they're bad, just that the other gems are kind of undeveloped in comparison to her.
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>>504910
>>504927
The same autist has been making that type of OP just ignore them and fix it next time, can't really do much about it right now.
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>>504945
No shipping pls. This is a peaceful thread.
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I'm liking the links, OP!!!!!

"Alright," connie whispers through her mask, "you know the plan. I will plant the explosives. Wait for my signal to start shooting. Allahu akbar, brother" "Allahu akbar" peedee replies sullenly. A flash of anger in Connie's eyes. "Don't tell me you're getting cold feet right now. We've come this far." She hands peedee his pistol.
"Wait for my signal" she repeats. Peedee holds the gun out in his hand and gives it a long look. Can he really do this? It had felt so right planning the whole thing that the possibility of his not having the stomach for it had never occured to him. He squeezes the grip and looks toward the back entrance of the building. Suddenly from behind "FREEZE TERRORIST SCUM. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. PUT THE GUNS DOWN NOW"
Peedee looks to Connie, unsure of what to do. She gives him the subtlest possible nod.
Peedee whips around and fires on the officer 1, 2, 3 times, all misses. He hears the door slam next to him as connie vanishes into the building. His finger is tightening on the trigger for the fourth shot when he is knocked to the ground by a great, dull pain in his chest. On his back, staring up at the sky, peedee clutches at his shirt and feels his warm, sticky blood draining from the wound. Is this it? After all they had been through, all the hard work and preparation, was it all going to be ruined by some cop with a grudge? Life is unfair down to the very last day. Peedee closes his eyes and waits for god to take him while footsteps rush past and through the door.
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>>504971
Barricaded in the bathroom, Connie digs through her bag and retrieves the walkie talkie.
"GENIE, COME IN, THIS IS CONNIE. I REPEAT, THIS IS CONNIE. COME IN."
static
"GENIE GODDAMMIT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY DON'T MAKE ME IMPRISON YOU AGAIN. OVER"
static... and then
"HELLO CONNIE THIS IS GENIE. OVER."
a wave of relief comes over connie. Maybe all is not lost after all.
"GENIE THIS PLAN IS GOING TO SHIT. HAVE YOU DETONATED THE EXPLOSIVES YET? I NEED YOU HERE NOW. OVER."
a long moment of silence and
"YEAH, NAH, I'M NOT DOING THAT. COPS PROBABLY FOUND YOUR STUFF ANYWAY. IT'S A REAL MESS HERE. JUST SAW A SWAT VAN PASS BY. THIS SHIT'S NUTS. ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THAT, I'M GETTING DONUTS RIGHT NOW AND HAVEN'T EVEN PAID YET. I'M JUST STANDING HERE AT THE REGISTER TALKING ON A WALKIE TALKIE LIKE A JACKASS. I REALLY GOTTA GO."
"WE HAD A DEAL!" connie pleads
"YEAH, I'M A REAL PIECE OF SHIT AREN'T I? OVER."
Connie, the maddest she has ever been, rushes over to the big bathroom mirror and bellows the magic incantation into the mouthpiece.
"FUCK YOU LAPIS FUCK YOU LAPIS FUCK YOU LAPIS"
the static now calms connie as she stares into the mirror, waiting for the genie's face to appear. This time she will free the demon and slay it where it stands. But nothing is happening. The static cuts out one last time.
"HEY FUCK YOU TOO PAL. OVER AND OUT"

Connie stares at her small, frightened reflection and begins to weep for the first time in years.
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>>504966
But there is nothing more pure than when two engineers fall in love
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>>504962
There's no "next time", because the same faggot make the thread before image limit and everybody moves to the new thread when it gets made
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>>504995
Then do it first, be quick on the draw.
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>>504994
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>>504265
......I don't like this
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>>504662
I'm afraid that Peridot is currently blocking Peetle's chances.
I don't see them having two green Gems in the CGs.

It's a shame too cause both Peetle and Peridot can give a lot to the team dynamic/story.
I expect Monster Reunion to be about Peridot trying to help after finding out about the corruption via modern gem tech, but failing again and we just don't hear about peetle for another season.
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>>505011
Then I should make the thread when we hit the 100 images? Should I make it right now?
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>>504994
Almost anything is more pure than that. It's common knowledge that engineers don't have souls and are incapable of true love.
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>>505046
Why not
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>>505048
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>>505048
I thoguth that was the japanese?
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>>505046
this is america buddy, you can do what you want and then have the tax payers fund it
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>>505048
no, your wrong, GINGERS don't have souls
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>>504994
>two engineers
But anon, that's just an engineer and a defective, delusional doll.
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>>504945
Peridot is truly the exact opposite of what Pearl gets wet over
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>>505065
> Pearl when you show her your dick
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>>505078
filename related
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>>504941
I didn't say Pearl was the best gem, i'm sayig her episodes are always great.
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>>504265
Pearl deserves a better master.
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>>505078
What did you say about my baby?
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>>505093
10/10 would rape and keep in basement
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I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna play SS13
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>>498411
I'm sorry.
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>>505116
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>>505148
By far the most horrifying thing I've seen on /sug/
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>>505148
Fucking excellent! Nice job!
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>>505109
you sure about that?
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>>505181
He's still right.
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>>504086
>>504190

relevant to the pearlfags
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>>505066
>>505069
It's a scientific fact that every living thing is an numb deterministic zombie except for you and your one waifu.
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>>505112
Pearl isn't an engineer like Peridot. She's more of a scholar, knowing a lot of different shit.

>>505148
See, this is why I often say some requests are better left to actual drawfags.
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>>505229
>She's more of a scholar
*butler
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>people aren't even waiting for threads to hit image limit anymore

There's the /sug/ I know and love. It's about time you fucking retards.
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>>505229
>She's more of a scholar
not really, she seems to get things wrong more than she gets right.
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>>505247
Let's keep things civil.
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>>505181
Steven would never abuse her, he would always act very loving towards her and would never fuck her if she didn't want to be fucked. He'd treat her like her own Gem and would always truly love her.
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>>505278
did we mention steven at all?

stevens playing videogames.
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>>505247
>>505268
Regular Pearls are like, below butlers, they're toys for the high class to flaunt around. Basically like a gold apple watch.

But our Pearl was able to go off and try and teach herself a bunch of shit. Even if she's often wrong, she's taught herself in a variety of roles. She's a jack of all trades at this point.
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This started out as a good threat.
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>>505304
Yeah, I bet he's playing a really good video game right now.
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Why aren't there more male role models like Steven and Greg? I've never seen a show with such emotionally intelligent males.
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>>505278
I can see pearl easily caving into a lot of stevens requests, that seem innocent to him but are pretty lewd.
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>>505324
Fuck I misspelled thread.
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>>505313
>But our Pearl was able to go off and try and teach herself a bunch of shit.

more like she had a decent master
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Who /ss/ here?
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>>505325
He's getting a new high-score.
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>>505313
here you go for the argument.

>>505208
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>>505350
sup
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>>505328
Because Sucrose hates all men.
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>>505350
There are some who like it here. And by "some" I mean "plenty".
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>>505350
/ss/ you say?
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Hello, /sug/. I am here from this board's 4chan cup thread, and we have decided that your thread shall be awarded a player on the /trash/ 4chan cup team. What would you like your player to be called?
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>>505409

Becky Sucrose
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>>505409
/crystal gems/
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>>505409
Jewniverse
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>>505409
I couldn't care less about that cup
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>>505036
Peridot is lighter green, while Centipeedle is darker green and mostly black.
If Centipeedle is restored, then she'll probably be a minor side character that does her own thing they'll reference every now and then.
Think like Lapis. Basically no screentime, but away doing something important with occasional check ups to let you know they haven't been forgotten.
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>>505409
Steven HasAHugeCock
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>>505409
David Bowie.
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why dont you guys wait till the thread is at page 10 before starting a new thread that way you can post more before going to a new thread
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>>505416
>>505417
>>505421
>>505433
>>505434

Why don't we choose several names and have a strawpoll?
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>>505409
Think would be on /co/ team.
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>>505352
>>505208
Nah. That headcanon-y shit takes way too many leaps
>Spike thing
Don't go trying to pull Hunter x Hunter into this. There's no reason to assume any of that, even from a headcanon standpoint.
>stand still on homeworld
There's no evidence of that either. Peridot just said that they dress up pearls and have them carry your stuff. They follow orders because that's just what pearls do, otherwise they're defective.
>the rest
What? Why those specific numbers? What makes you assume that autism-like communication shit? It all sounds really pointlessly specific.
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>>505409
I gotta second "Becky Sucrose" as the semi-serious answer.
Unless other people agree with Snowflake Obsidian for shits and giggles, then I'm good for that too.
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>>505328
>Cross-dressing fat kid with no education
>Overweight balding failed musician college drop-out who fucked an ayy lmao and now works washing cars.
>Positive male role models
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>>505465
Ballbuster.
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>>505465
> failed musician
He didn't fail. He drove his van into my heart.
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>>505409
becky sucrose
raw /sug/ar
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>>505485
*ba-dum tss*
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>>505409
Becky Sucrose
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>>505455
i can go on if you like i have all sorts of gem caste specifics.
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>>505350
I like lewd Steven so I'm cool with /ss/.

Steven x Amethyst
Steven x Pearl
Steven x Peridot
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>>505409
Lars
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>>505465

>fucked a hot alien chick
>somehow not a role model

???
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>>505465
>implying anon was talking about "positive" male role models.

Remember where you are.
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>>505519
this desu
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>>505430
I guess I should be happy getting any Peetle.
But honestly, if anyone should stick with the CGs, it'd be cured Peetle. Unlike the others, she'd literally have nowhere to go, like Lapis, but she'd have no reason to distrust the gems like Lapis does.

Hell, she could even turn out to have been a Crystal Gem before corrupting.
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>>505409
Raw /Sug/ar
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>>505448
>>>505416
>>>505417
>>>505421
>>>505433
>>>505434 (You)
>Why don't we choose several names and have a strawpoll?
Done.
http://strawpoll.me/6231886
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>>505340
fuck this guy tho
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>>505543

>my fucking face if Bowie actually wins
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>>505465
Despite all that though, Greg has to be the wisest dad-guy dude despite being a complete failure at life.
>If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs
Who on the team wrote that? Its genius
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>>505563
And why the fuck not?
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>>505563
>>505543
Keep the dream alive /sug/
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>>505409
You already had /sug/ilite as a benched CB, you gonna put another?
If so, just go with Neverending Hiatus
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>>505543
>no /sug/ilites
>no /sug/ar
>no /ss/neople
Shit list to be honest.
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>>505616
I feel like all the dank /sug/ memes are also missing from the poll. Disheartening.
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>>505543
>>505563
>>505592

ON THE DAY OF EXECUTION
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>>505529
What is the name of the manga this pic is based off of?
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>>505543
I've gotta be honest, didn't think "David Bowie" was gonna be the #1.
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>>505606
I can take care of that... /sug/ilite will be replaced with... it looks like David Bowie is running away with it. David Bowie it is.
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>>505563
>look it up
>David Bowie releases a new album on his 69th birthday
All we need now is for him to voice a fusion.
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Bowie for the win
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>>505649
Greg x Steven fusion should totally be voiced by Bowie.

But it'll most likely end up being voiced by Jack Black instead.
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Before the war, I remember them yelling. I was on leave, visiting my dad's home at Beach City with my wife and little girl. It was the funniest thing, one moment I'm at a restaurant, next moment, some strange women and a kid start yelling at us.
"Everyone! You need to leave Beach City at once! They're coming! Your town is about to be destroyed!"
Nobody took them seriously, myself included. Everyone thought it was some sort of poor joke. We all had a good laugh.

We stopped laughing when the warships rendered every populated area of the civilized world a barren wasteland. It was just like they said would happen. Not that it would have done any good. Our armor and aircraft, our ships and infantry, it was all decimated after two months of the war. No, it wasn't a war, rather an extermination. We posed no more threat to them than would a bothersome fly to the cunning spider. I remember being deployed with my unit in the north central US. That was when we found out our home post had been wiped out, along with our families and houses. Why couldn't I be there for them?
That was how it worked. First thing to go was Beach City. It happened two days after I came back from leave, four days after they tried to warn us. Then they overtook every military base in every first world country, and then moved on to every capital city of every major district, country, or state. Two months. They were terribly efficient.
The large scale attacks ended about three years ago. Now, any remaining humans are either surviving in the wild, or they're slaughtered by Earth's new occupiers. I don't know what's worse, us or them. The others have resorted to raiding and cannibalism to get by. Then, there's the aliens. There's no hope taking on a group. You might take one, granted you shoot its weak spot.

It doesn't matter, though. Nothing matters. Kill one or one hundred, I still have no future. I'm done. We've lost. I want to see my family. Today, I'm leaving to see my wife and my little girl...
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>>505689
Bowie should voice either Steven's and Garnet's or Steven's and Pearl's fusion.
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>>505409
David Bowie it is.
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>>505724
tldr lol
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>>505728
Steven + Pearl = Bowie
Steven + Garnet = Kanye West
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>>505724
Nice pasta.
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>>505728
>>505764
>Steven x Connie
>Comes out ambiguous, but still voiced by a girl
>Steven x any gem
>coming out with a male voice
C'mon anons. The only chance of a male voicing a fusion is going to be if Steven fuses with a male human.
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>>505764
>Kanye West
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>>505782
Yeah, Steven's voice is too fucking high. Not even Garnet's voice will be able to stop that.
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>>505782
Connie was a girl, the Gems are genderless and sexless. I think that Steven's biological sex and gender identity (yes yes I know) would override the Gems in the fusion.
>>
I wonder
Why do people want Bowie so much?
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>>505819
He's a starman, waiting in the sky.
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>>505796
>Steven loves himself, and Garnet loves that she is made out of love
>No one loves Kanye more then Kanye
its perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY
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>>505796
>>505764
>>505782

Steven+Garnet= this dude, to be honest. I'm dead ass serious, he would be a rad guest VA.
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>>505819
>>505834

He'd like to come and meet /sug/, but he thinks he'd blow our minds.
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>>505852
True
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>>505852
The art is cute but that Steven is OOC.
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>>505855
honeslty i always thought prince would be Bucks and Stevens fusion
>>
Is it weird that one of the reasons I want Yellow Diamond to show up as soon as possible is to start being able to request crossover art of her and Vexus from My Life as a Teenage Robot?

I can't help but think they'd be besties.
>Rulers of a whole alien empire
>Main enemy is an Earth-made member of their species
>Yellow
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>>505855
i never knew how badly i wanted this to happen until you mentioned it just now

pls
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>>505932
people actually watched that show?
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>>505932
Yes. But don't worry, we're all weird here.
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>>505819
Least idiotic name out of all the ones in the strawpoll i guess

Now choose where he plays
http://strawpoll.me/6232071
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>>505855
I honestly didn't know that Prince was still alive. I probably would have heard if he had died and made a mental note of it, but it's just weird to think about him breathing and walking around somewhere on earth in present day, present time.
>>505888
Yeah, yeah. "The eyes are off model too", it's just fanart.
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>>505864
>>505834
nice
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>>505956
he's put out like 3 albums in the last 2 years
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>>505953
>SS
It's like it was made for us.
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>>505930

>>505977
Consider however that SS is an offensive position, so if it ever will be subbed in it'll be because one of the gold or silvers will have the worst condition possible

I'm actually fine with that, the joke is more important than the joke tournament desu
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>>505949
Of course they did. People love to waifu Jenny and her sisters.
Hell, I think there's a thread on /co/ for it right now. It's what got me thinking of the Vexus thing.
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>>505953
So i guess SS it is
May i give an advance on it being a Creative Playmaker with Acrobatic Finishing as the only card slot available?

If you have any reserve on that, please do speak up, because I very much like it and i am pushing this for summerslam
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Malachite when?
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>>506061
Give me a sec. Lemme check to see what I have for him currently, cuz it might already be exactly what you said. It's gonna be a minute, pes16 is a bit slow on start up
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>>506147
when you stop posting garbage jpgs
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>>506147
Try after the mid-sason hiatus
>>
theme of this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMwllM1gSe0
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>>506202
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>>506185
huh?

>>506192
No, please don't wish this evil upon me.
>>
>>506061
I currently have him as creative play maker with the cards track back and weighted pass, mostly because I don't know where on the field he's gonna go on when I sub him in (if we decide to keep him as SS permanently), but I'll experiment with acrobatic finish instead of weighted pass for a bit and see where it takes me
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How was your day today /sug/?
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>>506202
Actual theme: https://youtu.be/fdU3OPxLq7s
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>>506234
All the chapters up the mid-season finale would be the CG dealing with the cluster. So don't expect for her to appear soon
>>
Would you?
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>>506270
Ultimately, I just want the show back. Malachite would nice as soon as possible, but still, a fucking hiatus after 3-4 episodes? Even after we had one for a 2 months prior to that? Fuck.
>>
>>506262
It's been really, really good. Got a great result on an sudden math test, been staying at home the rest of the day, bought Undertale, and I got to suggest the name of our player.
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>>506277
Aside from Amethyst's hair looking too pink, this is pretty good. Where is this from?
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>>506264
nah: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toe_UKSQgEw

don't get me started on this Bowie train i'll be there allllllll night.
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>>506262
I haven't considered suicide today. I guess it wasn't so bad.
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>>506277
>No Steven
Literally garbage
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>>506258
Alright, thank you
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>>506277
if picture was better quality and painted better, i may consider
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>>>/aco/251148
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>>506303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMGTzcpW0Ac

does this do anything?
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>>506309
Yeah, no problem. Unfortunately he won't see much play since the only players he subs out are medals, so he'll only go in when they're in shit condition, but he'll have my back when I need him
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>>506302
The other theme fits better, it's easier to imagine the stars as the Gems.
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>>506303
That's nice to hear anon!
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>>506328
i wanna bite those muscles
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>>506363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B5zmDz4vR4

i told you not to get me started.

now i just feel dreamy.
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>>506277
>No Peridot.
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Goodnight sug
Keep the change

Also Goodnight Janitor
Goodnight Lapisfag
Goodnight Bowiefag
Goodnight Carlton
Goodnight You gigantic faggot

Yes, you. Goodnight to you too
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I was gonna jack off to this then I saw Pearl's long jew nose. REEEEEEEEE
still gonna do it tho
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>>506329
Annnd there it goes. ;_;
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>>506426
Goodnight anon
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>>506432
there goes what?
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>>506432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_BpDTA4zw8

i got you gem.
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>>505430
if that happens with peedle and Lapis i'll be very upset.
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>>506427
I was gonna jack off to pearl's long jew nose and the i saw your pic. REEEEE
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>>506453
A glimpse of happiness I had.

>>506459
>>
hey guys so what's everyone's favorite fan fiction so far and why is it sad pearl time travel mystery adventure?
>>
>>506453
His will to live.
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>>505724
NOW HERE'S THE STORY OF BEACH CITY,
A LAND BOTH FAIR AND GREAT
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>>506262
I'm still stuck in Poland, so I guess I could describe myself as bored. It's okay though, I'm saving money, and I got here right before the hiatus started, so I haven't missed out on much.
>>506303
If nobody has told you today, I'm glad you didn't consider suicide. You're special and cool, and I love you. No homo.
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>>506426
Goodnight.
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There should be more sub Jasper art around.
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>>506480
>>
>>506527
Can't blame Jasper.
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>>506426
Night, babe. Seriously, it's nice for people to say that sometimes.
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>>506485

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyTPXwu5HY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVGQ5zokDDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8wlLL-8WDY
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>>506528
God I hate you /ss/hitheads
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>>506485
>>506568
and the final one i promise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gtFS4777iY
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>>506639
>>506568
lel anon why do you hate him so much?
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>>506649
it's not about hate silly it's about suffering.
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happy lappy lol
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>>506687
Haha
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>>506639
Post a link to that fic and stop fucking giving him depressing songs you idiot.
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>>506687
Hehehe.
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>>506708
>>506723
happiness injection desu
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>>506713
well demanding things and cursing is no way to have either of those things happen.
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>>506733
>happiness
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>>506733
and interjection senpai
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>>506713
although....
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I don't like Lapis, but I will post her if it makes you happy.
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>>506772
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Is this a happy lapis?
I can't tell
>>
HA
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>>506796
i'd say moderately joyful
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>>506796
here's one.
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>>506796
>>506805
Okay, guys, how about this one?
>>
did some1 say happy laptis
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>>506809
lmao

>>506814
desperate excitement without the context
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>>506809
Would you cheer up just for one second?
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>>506809
That's not happy anon.
>>506814
Yeah she looks pretty happy there.
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>when all the other fags are asleep
>here comes the Lapisfags

Don't think we've forgotten.
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>>506835
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>>506842
That shore was fun.
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Is this a happy Lapis?
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>>506828
>>506825
>>506824
>>
>>506289
Anon, it could be even worse.
We could be returning on a Stevenbomb, followed immediately by the mid season hiatus.

It won't happen though. There wouldn't be a need for it this time. The other hiatus' were because airing caught up with production from steven bombs.
This break was more of a mandatory thing, so they should return with enough surplus to keep going after one bomb.
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>>506875
i'd be happy too cuddling a water knight ;3

>>506862
yes
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>>506875
Cheer up anon.
>>
>>506277
I really like the shaping and proportions of that Pearl. Like, more than the show almost. There's something really cute about how rounded it is compared to her usual pointy self.
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Smug Lapis reporting in.
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>>506896
>>506910
i'm here for hard time gems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD7f51av1Yk
>>
>>
LAPISFAGS GET OUUUUUUUUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>506910
>>506896
>>506862
>>506828
Can I join the Happy Lappy Club?
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>>506930
>>
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>>506930
>>506949

>>506953
of course ;)
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>>506949
I'm a pearlfag and I don't mind lapis one bit.
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>>506930
Yandere lapis reporting in
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woe is me nothing i do is good enough im so pathetic and dead inside etc
>>
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>>506973
ayy
>>506988
lmao
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>>506988
I feel you.
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>>506984
i prefer canon crazy
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>>506862
>>506984
>>506989
Hell yeah
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shall we begin?
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>>506930
Wait, I think I'm doing this wrong.
>>
So this has to be one of the most interesting op's I've ever seen for a /sug/

It's pretty fucked but I can't look away.
>>
I want to punch Lapis.
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>>507027
>>
>>507024
Nice try anon, but Lapis likes to eat healthy amounts of salad. She couldn't be fat.
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IT'S TIME
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>>507016
Anon, Lapis only has one canon type, and that's ;_;
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>>506989
/K/ Lapis, reporting to the thread as ordered.
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>>507046
lol
>>
>>507063
No.
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>>507069
Hello sniper lapis how is your evening this is suffering pearl over?
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>>507046
>>507081
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otp
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>>507099
Can't even tell if these people are serious or not anymore.
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>>507099
>>
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Forever friends.
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>>507099
>>
>>507024
>>507046
>>507063
>>507077
>>507081
>>507099
>>507116
what's the deal with salad and big lapis ?
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>>507146
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Lapis is cute
>>
Hey guys, remember that time I told you about that girl who caught me humming SU songs? I still haven't said shit. Maximum spaghetti. ;-;
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>>507161
You're fuckin hopeless
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>>507161
Dammit anon, get your shit together.
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its lapis
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>>507161
i remember , go on about your life you fucking shit
>>
>>507069
Carlton, shut up. You're an Opalfag and you know it.
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>>507157
cutest

>>507161
just do it
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>>507161
What the fuck anon, after all that advice we gave you
>>
>>507161
Now you don't get to complain about being lonely faggot. You chose this destiny
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>>507146
well the latter is clearly just fetish fueled deviants.

The salad thing though, obviously the water gem want to take revenge on plants growing from her precious water, so she does so through mass plant murder, aka salad.
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>>507191
Yeah she's real cute.
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>>507183
No, that's a waffle.
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>>507161
If I was near you right now, I'd slap the shit out of you.
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>>507204
in his defense it probably wasn't very good advice
>>
>>507161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ud2yo4OdHg
>>
Hey /sug/ just making sure that you're still here and enjoying /trash/'s wonderful content, you cant get content as great as this on /co/.
So don't ever come back to /co/ ok? /trash/ is your new home now.
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>>507253
that's not a good reason to slap someone
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>>507161
anon wtf we had your back, it was easy.

I say you go full on hisoka mode, stalk her and sweet talk her even though it's creepy.
It will be fun.
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>>507281
Hahaha that's funny anon.
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>>507281
nigga we be back in the new year, SMEARING OUR SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BLUE BOARD !
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>>507281
danke basierte Scheiße Beitrag
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>>507279
>>507253
>>507211
>>507191
>>507204
>>507184
>>507181
>>507175
>>507298
Fine, I'll do it. Except that stalking part. If I get embarrassed I'll blame you.
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>>507281
are you trying to get these people wanting to go back to /co/ out of spite or what

false flag yall
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>>507281
what if we raid /co/ with ponies and other shows to make them ban them, until they actually need us back?
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>>507324
Somebody already did that. Didn't work out well for them.
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>>507303
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>>507324
>raid

r u 14 years old buddy

is this 2008

get outta here
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>>507313
HOLY SHIT, JUST DO IT. FIND HER NUMBER, CALL HER RIGHT NOW.
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>>507328
Dammit i always miss the fun.
what happened exactly?
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>>507313
Honestly if you don't want to do it, don't do it.
Love isn't the only source of happiness.
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>>507221
uhuh.
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>>507347
Anon, don't fuck this up for him.
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>>507333
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>>507352
I do, but being an 18 year old virginfag is suffering.
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>>507313
Don't forget to post results. Don't puss out on us
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>>507281
thank u based shitposter
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>>507374
Try being 26 and never getting any, son.
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>>507374
P R O S T I T U T E
just get it over with mate
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>>507374
do u not know how to jack off or something
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Thanks for the new Lapis pictures to add to my folder anons
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>>507374
Just remember Money > Girls.
Focus on the money first then worry about going balls deep in a girl.
And don't forget to leave the nuts hanging out
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>>507415
Do that all the time. That's why I'm still a virgin. That and no confidence.
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>>507417
more lapis is always good
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>/sug/
>Expert dating counselors
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>>507433
Sex is overrated, there is no girl tighter than my grip. Just stick to jacking off.
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>>507374
stalker fag here, just do this:

find her fb, check on her music tastes and learn a bit about her checking her timeline, decide if it's worth your time.
If you think she is then start small talk, but move progressibly towards music, movies, shows... (like SU). idk, get to know her, now this is really important, if you want to get more than a friendship make it clear in the first week or else she'll see you as a friend and you won't get shit.

Just talk to her man, it's not even that hard.
Also don't feel bad for being 18 and virg, it's not even that rare.
I lost mine at 19 and things went pretty smooth from there.
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>>507374
my brother was a chad with morals , he had pussy being thrown at him but he denied it till he turned 19. chin up
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>>507352
>Love isn't the only source of happiness.
>>507404
Not him, but I do get the sentiment. Not even talking about a need for sex. Just the comfort of having someone else you can be together wtih as an adult is huge.

I'm nearing the end of my grad school shit, and I'm a kissless virgin that's terrified of the fact that I'm going to likely move to california or something to get a programming or animation job and be totally alone.
No college clubs to chill with. No family to sit and watch a movie with. Nothing.
Just a terrifying void of loneliness. And since I lack the experience from youth of having a romantic relationship, there's a huge hurdle to get past even to get started.

tldr; get over it as soon as possible. love isn't the only happiness, but loneliness is one of the worst sadnesses.
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>soon as we start talking about girls 100 posts appear in ten minutes.

>fucking utter let happening right now.
>>
>>507433
>That's why I'm still a virgin.
no it's not

>That and no confidence
getting closer

if you want confidence then do something that'll actually warrant it. make art. fucking create something. go work out or whatever. improve yourself.

dont give me this self pity suffering garbage. you are no better than that mopey piece of shit lapis
>>
>>507433
Chances are she just wants to be friends anyway.
So don't even bother with it just grab some lotion and jack off to some SU porn like everybody else.
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>>507471
this stalker fag is absolutely correct

[spoiler]about being a stalker fag[/spoiler]
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>>507467
>there is no girl tighter than my grip

would you let me fuck your handgina anon?
>>
i am a girl ama
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>>507529
hey baby wanna kiss
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>>507529
London?
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>>507529
if you can't cosplay into a gem idgaf

gtfo we are helping anon get laid here.
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>>507529
ei bby u wan sum fuk?
>>
>>507529
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>507529
Would you ever consider dressing up like Lapis Lazuli? Asking for a friend.
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>>507529
Show me your Butt, Spread your Butt.
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>>507529
PICS SO I CAN KNOW WHAT SU GEM YOU CAN COSPLAY AS.
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>>507529
Please be in London
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>>507539

Anon, you can always meet up with him and fuck him yourself.
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>>507552
>>507533
What's the meaning of this?
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>>507499
>programming
my nigga, you're gonna make bank. move out to cali, get yourself a nice apartment, hit the gym , feel better. it's only smooth sailing , love will be your last focus
>>
>>507596
/fit/ or /sp/ meme where a girl reveals her powerlevel and someone replies, "Please be from London."
>>
>>507596
just a bad meme, don't worry about it
>>
>>507531
>>507545
i kissed your post

>>507533
>>507539
>>507552
>>507570
>>507576
>>507581
no

>>507561
i'm a lapisfag so okay
>>
>>507618
>inb4 it's a guy
>>
>>507618
Then what was the point of revealing your gender you fucking tease.
>>
>>507618
>LOL I'M GOING TO REVEAL MY GENDER TO EVERYONE
>NOT THAT IT FUCKING MATTERS UNLESS I SHOW A PIC.
>>
>>507618
kill yourself.
>>
>>507618
>i kissed your post
thank u this will be a fine addition to my witch's brew
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>>507529
> this post
>>
>>
>>507618
Fuck you I hope you get raped by one thousand Echidnas, you fucking bitch.
>>
i'm a grill too
>>
i am a guy ama
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>>507734
post dick pics
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>>507561
Is it me or does that Lapis look manly? I think it's the jawline.

Also fuck me, typing with gloves is hard.
>>
>>507748
Why do you have gloves on?
>>
>>507748
She looks like a twink really
>>
>>507731
Post pics of propane tank
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>>507756
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>>507756
Because it's freezing in here and lolstudentpoor so no heater.
>>
>>507756
The real Question is why aren't you wearing gloves?
>>
>>507760
no, she looks like a dyke
>>
>>507787
She looks like motoko Kusanagi
>>
>>507769
What gem would be Strongbad's waifu?
>>
>>507803
None of them, they're all mine.
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>>507803
Do you even have to ask?
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>>506931
>prison
>trash
>
>>
>>507748
I kinda want to see her int he Dick Squad shirt, with an actual dick herself
>>
>>507748
I wonder how many people here actually know what dick squad means
>>
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>>507818
does anyone have those images that guest artist drew of himself and pearl

asking for a friend
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>>507844
Sure thing m8
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>>507822
Well, that shirt doesn't reveal very much, namwhatimsaying.
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>>507859
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>>507815
>tfw Jasper is too big for me to fuck doggystyle correctly.
>tfw that would only turn me on every more, but I can't do anything about it.

Being a Jasperfag is suffering.
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Do you guys think Lars will get more screen time this season? I miss him.
>>
>>507919
>every
even*
>>
>>507924
As long as you stay here in /trash/ Lars will get all the screen time you want.
Just don't go back to /co/.
>>
>>507859
>lapis and peridot tying down jasper and spitroasting her against her will
drawfags make more of this pls
>>
>>507947
why do you want us to go back to /co/ so bad with this weak ass reverse psychology
>>
>>507803
amethyst of course, she'd be way into pranking homestar
>>
>>507964
It's just a shitposter, don't mind him
>>
>>507924
Maybe when Sadie goes full-on yandere on him he'll finally get the screen time he deserves.
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>>507815
Just stand on her calves, that should help.
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>>504265
What's with the fucked youtube links? That isn't hot dog duffel bag at all you fucking idiot.
>>
>>508100
Are you sure? It's playing fine for me...
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>>508090
Meant for >>507983
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>>505148
Let's mash it up!
>>
>>505351
>Not posting the translated version
>>
>>507924
Eh, Hes scripted to be a ass hat so I cant hate him, I wouldnt MIND seeing him do his own thing, seems to be getting along better with the cool kids in the back ground. Good on him. Would be funny for him to end up getting back into the ghost buster gig
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>>507101
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looks like there's a new thread guys!!!!!

>>508163
>>508163
>>508163
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>>508163

new thread when this one reaches image cap.
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>>507734
Show balls or gtfo
>>
>>508251
fuck off
>>
Actual new thread

>>508308
>>508308
>>
>>508251
Holy shit, there's that fucking pic hax again. Stop posting at the same time as horsefuckers.
>>
>>508315
delete this piece of shit
>>
>>508315
yeah that's not so good.
>>
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>>506861
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
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>>508251
>>508278
>>508315
I fucking hate you people.
>>
>>508629
It's awful, but what could you do?
You have to fight autism with autism
>>
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>>508629
here gem sorry for the confusion.

>>508163
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>>507844

here's some of it

>>507855

>that star of david

it's the little things
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>>508752
Rebecca is cute! CUTE!
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>>508815

>tfw no qt sucrose gf

Why even live?
>>
Current thread

>>508308
>>508308
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