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ERP thread
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Who would post in this kind of thread?
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>>450743
you, hopefully
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>>450743
How lewd are you actually?
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There are erp threads in trash quite often, they are more a place for 2 people to have an erp session than an active board like the one on /b/
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>>450769
What do you mean, that can be interrupted several ways.
>>450763
Well I already have and it seems so have you.
>>450781
The ERP threads here have been extremely slow in the past though. I've posted here and threads would 404 with only 1 erp session ever happening in them. I guess if we actively advertise to use trash instead it might work, but for now /b/ will still have more members.
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>>450800
no one's going to want to do it in /b/ if theyre just gonna get banned though. i can confirm there have already been ERP girls that have been banned so they cant do shit either way

maybe that wont happen here
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>>450800
As in, are you going to actually erp/lewdpost or not?
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The threads here being slow was the point, it was a place people could erp away from the madness of the /b/ threads. Maybe even take time replying.

Them not being active was irrelevant.

Point was trash isn't supposed to be, nor would it replace the /b/ threads because the appeal of those was to reach erp newcomers.

This is still a backwater board and would get stale really quick.
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>>452334
Do you ever fill people with your boner?
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Enterprise Resource Planning?
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>>452534
Only shalltear and Albedo beg for the bone. I am much to busy with spooky affairs. I do grant those who serve bountiful calcium and strong bones however.
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>>453351
lol butts lol
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
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>>453351
My anaconda don't
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>tfw the last three people you had ongoing stuff with left without a word to you but publicly stated their departure
>tfw the only people you can still find to have fun with are into shit you're not
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I don't get it, why are these threads here all of a sudden?
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>>450586
hi~
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>>453822
*asks "what's in the box?!"*
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>>453821
Apparently, the ban hammer was dropped on a fuckton of RPers on /b/ today for avatarfagging. Not only them but also the anons who replied to them. In short, the ERP threads /b/ are pretty dead and 404ing within minutes.
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>>453885
Twenty says its because of some dude with a bot to throw out a billion reports.
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>>453901
There was a massive spike in the amount of people posting ERMEGERD SOMETHING I DONT LIKE ON /b/ THAT IM ONLY NOW SEEING FOR THE FIRST TIME EVEN IF ITS BEEN RUNNING FOR WEEKS too.
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But there's like no one here...
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>>453928
Probably some ass-mad anon who didn't get what he wanted then.
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>>453950
They were using the good old "i'm somehow cleaning up and improving /b/ by screaming like an autistic child exposed to a new coloured shirt for the first time" technique though.
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>>453942
I know. Now I'm sad.
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>>453942
J-just like in real life
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ʸᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵘᵖ ᶠᵃᵐ ᴶᵃʳᵒᵐᵉ ᶠᵒᵘᶰᵈ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵏ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᶦᶰᵏʸ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵗᵒ
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>>453971
Sounds about right.
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>>453992
Where, my man.
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>>453971
>expecting better from /b/
It worked for them to get rid of ponies after all.
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>>454003
i meant here, g
i was confused af for a while like
'ayy where the ERP at?' but when i found it there was a link here
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>tfw
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>>454030
>you will never have a literal semen demon ride you until you pass out ;_;
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>some anon comes to thread and asks to get his dick sucked
>ignored
>hour later he is horny and pissed off so starts bitching in the thread
>spam reports everyone for hours
>mods get pissed off cause of the spam and ban everyone and nuke

Give it a couple of days and will be back to normal.
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>>454130
They should have banned him.
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>>454106
Not with that attitude, no.
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>>453858
click on it
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>>454149
Can I trade my soul for a pair of Succubi to have a threesome with?
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Oh my, are we here now?
I do hope everyone is okay...
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Has anyone seen this woman around here?
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Space marine reporting in.
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Guess I'm coming over here to! Hopefully I get more people begging for me...
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>>454679
Hey Father,
Nice to see you made it safe and sound.
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>>454705
I'd still really like to see your naughty power ups like your sister's!
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>>454715
Thank you. Did something happen?
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>>454740
Some salty as fuck anon started bot-reporting everyone today and caused a mass-ban.
So everyone relocated to here with their long as fuck post timers.
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>>454754
Oh my! Well I am glad you are safe as well.
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I miss this poster
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>>454826
Which one?
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>>454754
some are still banned for days
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>>454754
From how that always goes in waves it almost has to be someone being asspained they didn't get what they wanted first try, too.
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>>454986
I bet it's the same guy doing it when he logs in.
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>>454953
prunus girl anon
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>>454705
Daddy could afford a break if you don't mind.
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>>454526
I really only prefer one on one stuff.
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>>456619
Steal his soul, do it now.
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>>456643
Anyone that'd give up their soul that easily and that willingly isn't even worth the fuckin paperwork.
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>>456679
It says here that you lost your succubus license and have been performing without a permit. I'm afraid you'll have to be reevaluated or suffer the consequences.
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>tfw really horny tonight and no erp threads are up and active
Such is the life of clownpiece
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>>457238
ur lewd
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>>457289
So it turns out the mod who is/was banning didn't ban people for replying. They literally banned everyone in the threads. No matter what they said or did.

But what makes you say that, you posting in this thread means you super lewd as well
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>>454532
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark, and assume you're Ashley/Vanilla from before. It's Layle.
Send me an email and we can see about continuing things on a more stable basis, I guess?
layledrakeus @ gmail . com
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>>457238
>tfw Jarome still don't git no loli
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>>457297
Yes, I am also lewd.
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I was considering looking for people interested in some one on one stuff via email, but this is dead as fuck.
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>>457313
Thats very good, were you hoping for lewd stuff tonight?
>>457376
[email protected]
is always available and ready to be used for your lewd needs
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>>457376
post more mikus
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>>457430
Nah kind of not in the mood any more.
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>>457376
dead as fuck because bans
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>>457381
i'll fuck you clownie
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Anyone fapping right now?
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*whips out penis*
*begins to ejaculate uncontrollably*
Is this correct?
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>>458161
Close enough :3
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>/b/ threads are dead as fuck
>Nobody comes to trash except horsefuckers.
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If enough of /b/'s erp thread people came here for the thread to be active things would work out fine and we wouldn't have to worry about avatarfag bans as the only rule on this board is no loli/shota/cp, avataring is fine.
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>>457238
>tfw you get so horny that you start getting frisky in porn threads, trying to start conversations with other posters so you can dirtytalk them and maybe drag them into ERPing
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>>459143
I got like that in a thread about throtting/"sword fighting".
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>>459143
I have a habit of doing that in "waifu" threads myself. Pretty sure the guy that pops into these most nights talking about Ayanami from Evangelion is my fault.
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>>459143
I started a thread to bait people into it. Got a bite but I think he just wants companionship.
I'm trying to get off and go to bed.
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Its how i started rping, was images swaps then slowly adding dirty talk to the mix . Somehow no clownpiece images on phone
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>>459211
I've seen quite a few of those lately (or the same guy being really persistent), people seeming to expect something closer to "love" than just "mutual fapping" like you'd actually get here.
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I really enjoy reading the threads, does that make me some kind of ERP voyeur?
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>>459286
I suppose people can dream.
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>>459309
No not really, at that point its just like reading fanfic or erotica. I actually enjoy other peoples rps more than my own
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>>459286
>>459313
When you get partners you have had for longer period of times this is quite common. Sometimes it happens without ever rping with each other. Right now I have a partner who is really close to me and the closest thing weve ever done is rp handholding
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>>459332
I had a friend that saves all their logs and would send them to me. Ugh it was so good.
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>>459286
>>459313
>>459351
It's an easy trap to fall into, especially when you reach certain levels of ronery. I've been dangerously close to hitting that point myself, one quite recently even, but some events made it quite clear where I stood in the heirarchy there.
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>>459286
If you really do click together well, that sometimes happens. Otherwise the relationship begins to get strained.

I find it ironic - the people I've really enjoyed ERPing with and gotten along with well OOC, I've rarely ever had a second session with. But sometimes I'll get a person who's eager and excited to RP and talk with me, and they just begin to grate on me after a while. Luckily usually it's more of a happy middle ground.

>>459351
Aww. That's really cute. Sometimes emotional build up and story is worth far more in an ERP than the actual sex, you know? I once spent a few hours after an RP getting excited with the other guy about a love triangle that was developing and what that might mean for the characters.
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So how much for a blowjob?
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>>459431
I'd guess about three fifty.
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>>459431
Why pay for something you can get free :o
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>>459352
I use to as well espically with characters/rpers I really liked. Need more friends like that
>>459382
Yeah also the newer someone is to rp the more likely it is to happen. It can be a really great thing too, but someone likr mr is too slutty for that. Even though i do wish it could happen.>>459407
Yup, lots of different factors and fun things aside from outright lewding. One of my favorite partners all we did was cuddle
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>>459460
I can't lie, part of me does wish it'd happen, but trying to force it (like some of the posters I've seen in my time lurking about) is definitely not the way to do it.
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>>459460
I wish I could find partners where you found partners. I'd love to spend an hour or two just cuddling.

I'd try to cuddle you now and see if your hands are nice to hold, but unfortunately I'm on limited time at the moment.
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>>459352
I wish I had a friend like that.

>>459523
Don't jump at the chance when it's offered because it tends to just go fucking terribly.
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>>459554
I've played this game long enough to know exactly how bad it'll go when it goes badly.
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>>459286
I had an ERP partner once that really enjoyed "lovey-dovey" style love making, pet names, etc. I went along with it because I thought it was cute but he started getting super close OOC. He kept telling me he loved me and how he wished we lived closer and it was just too much for me and I ended up removing him. I still feel a little bad about it, oh well.
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>>459535
I just found them on /b/ and one from the discord. I constantly spam my skype so it was just a matter of filtering the bad ones.
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>>459554
>>459582
In wich way tends to go fucking terribly? Honest question.
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>>459582
>>459593

One person ends up with complete control over when anything happens, the other gets treated like a tool that's only there for when they feel like it.

Which isn't a healthy dynamic.
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>>459286

I don't mind when people want some of that during a rp personally, I tend to go with whatever someone wants as long as it makes them happy.

Normally I don't pander so much anymore because it causes drama and possessiveness issues, however since that can't happen here because of anonymity I'm far more likely to give my partner whatever they want.
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>>459593
Increasing expectations, over clinginess, requests for real life meetups... and that's not the worst of it.

Let's just say I still have scars.
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>>459584
Same thing happened to me. Sometimes I miss it but not worth the OOC junk.
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>>459309

People like you are the only reason I ERP here.

I have lots of people I can erp with in private, I come here to be a dirty exhibitionist.
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>>459351

I kinda hate the long-term role play thing, they will ghost you at some point and it hurts when they do.
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>>459640
What do you mean by "ghost" ?
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>>459584
I once had a guy like that. Things started getting tense because he wanted to ERP all the time - more correctly, he just wanted to RP and spend time with me. Sounds cute, but it started setting off warning bells when he said he had pretty much no other friends. Anytime that happens, I get nervous. It didn't help that I had other things I wanted to do with my time.

Soon it just became a slog of putting him off or half-baking an RP. He'd be too nervous and shy every time, I'd get disgusted and take a break, he'd say sorry. I'm not proud of myself for leading him on like that, but I wasn't good at just breaking things off.

When I finally unfriended him, he tried to friend me back five times. It hurt a good bit.
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>>459584
>>459616
I had a hardcore masochist partner at one point who was also into Roleplaying "raping me" when I turned him down.

left me feeling like shit to be honest.
I'd like something cuddly and affectionate but the closest I got ended up with me just being strung along with empty promises for a week and I just gave it up.
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>>459610
Yes, being treated like a tool it's not really nice.
>>459614
Thanks for the answer, and I'm sorry to have made you remember about it.
>>459631
Thank you for being such a dirty exhibitionist!
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>>459647

Disappear, stop replying.

It's very common.
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>tfw AA ERP meeting.
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>>459721
Man, I'm somewhere I shouldn't be laughing. Fuck you so much
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Eh, guess this works aswell.

/trash/ so slow tho'
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>>459721
>>459738
Hi, my name's [REDACTED], and I pretend to be a half a dozen girls and write sexy stuff on the Internet.
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>>459661
Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. I'd love to be cuddly with you, but I've been super burnt out on role-playing as of late. I mostly just lurk now.
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>>459782
It was a paraphrase of the thing you say when you first talk at an AA meeting, dude.
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>>459782
No need to be so defensive. Seemed like he was just making a joke to me
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>>459750
Well, if we just let all the people who erp on /b/ know to come here the threads would pick up.
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>>459721
The only addiction meeting I need is for pop figures
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>>459767
Eh, I am too really.

It really wasn't healthy going from something that made me feel disgusted with myself to something I felt genuinely happy and comfortable with.
I just got way too dependant, I didn't know the person well beforehand and I just made a huge mess of it because it was obvious I wanted everything to happen more than they did.
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>>459794
>>459803

Realized after I hit post, had to wait 1 min to delete.
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>>459810

Honestly it's not even that, will go back to normal after a couple of days on /b/
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>>459852
Yes, but we can avoid temporary mod kekings entirely here.
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>be me, avid erper
>join community of erpers
>erp there a lot and stuff
>eventually come across one guy that asks me to play as his waifu 24/7
>think to myself that's kinda cute so I do it
>get sick of it less than a week since he won't stop messaging me about the most mundane shit
>he falls in love
>then he gets personal and talks about domestic issues
>instantly remove him
Don't fall in love with people you typefuck please.
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>>459897
>tfw you have a friend that met their fiance through ERP
>Another who married their duo partner from league of legends
>Back when you raided in WoW people were constantly dating each other in your guild.
>Constantly everywhere everybody is getting together.

>Meanwhile can't even get people that just want to be friends.
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>>459810
I don't mind the slow really.

It gives time.

I could write a book about fellatio with the reply times here.

>>459865
Also this.

Although my IP is dynamic and I can't change that ;_;

Guess mods will have to kiss my butt... gently.
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>>459897

I end up being the victim of this very often in mmos, email erp or IM. It's kind of my own fault though I guess.

I get very chatty with new people I ERP with, listen to all their problems, talk to them about all kinds of things. We end up getting on really well.

I also want to please them as much as possible during ERP, hitting all their kinks as best I can.

Problem is this only lasts a couple of weeks for me and then I find it boring and want to start afresh.
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>>460069
I know that feel all too well.

Being a regular-slut on /b/ has got me all kinds of "regulars" thank god they don't get to follow me anywhere else.

I don't hand out dumper emails.
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So is this where the ERP threads have gone? I guess mods win this one.
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>>460785
Mods have always won round 1. Round 2 is us migrating back to /b/ until another mass-ban happens.

And so it is a vicious circle
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*I OP into the thread, my style clearly visible to you all. I am the perfect example of a Mother Father Gentleman.*

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, Sexy ladies!
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>>460888
>888

Nice.
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onii chang
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>>460934
Time to oper8
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>>460888
Hi ching chong man!
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>>460950
I love you, too!
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>inb4 thread derails into shitposting
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>>460950
Want your dick sucked?
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Are enough people about to get some playing going?
>>461022
It won't senpai.
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>>461033
>dubs confirm

Well it better be that way.
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>>461025
Yeah!
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>>461057
I'm rolling in dubs and trips today, noticing it will probably ruin that.
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>>461070
It did senpai

But it's okay.
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>>461060
>starts sucking your duck
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>>461086
>>461060
This is hot.
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>>459897
>RPing on Facebook
>Get added to this group randomly one day
>Decide to roll with in
>Meet this girl
>She's fucking garbage at RPing, but I stick around anyway
>Starts messaging me asking me to help her get better because she really likes RPing with me
>She gets a lot better
>Our characters fall in love and get married, they fuck sometimes
>Admits she likes me
>Tell her I like her too but I'm unsure if I want to be with her
>She talks to me more and more and I find out how crazy weird she is
>Actually convinced herself she's a vampire

Glad I dodged a bullet on that one.
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>>461086
O̖̪̦̥͇̦̥̟̳͌͂̌̾̎̌̌͌ͬ́̈́̃ͣͨͤ͠͞ͅ-̧̖̹͕̗̦̱̗͈ͭ̽͗̒͘͟ͅo̓̀̌̉͆̄̐̓̈́ͧ̾ͯ͆̀̍̚͟͏͏̴̣̱͚̻̫̬̯̟̺͉̻̯͕ḥ̴̵̢̧̙̹̜͈̞̬̦̩̤̟̙̤̯͂̃ͯͯ̿̚͝ ̖͖̝̖͎̯͈̘̭͇͖̗̳͖͉͍͈͙̬ͫͪͧ̎ͧ͗͂͛̂̏́́̕͠g̍ͯ̿̉͞҉̵̺̦̺̩͝o͛̈́ͮ̓ͭ̄́͏̥͎͎̠̪͕͖͕̖̮̙̭̯̭̠̯͓̞͢͜͠d̓̿̂͒̔͏̴̠̯̲̤̤̫͔̥̟͎̪̼̘̫͇̦̭̣͈͟ ̷̃̃̑̊ͭ͏̛͚͙̼̩̫̣͓̺̺̲̠̤͇̞̮̪̳I̵̱̗̘̥͈̹̞̘͕̖̯̗̩͍̽͂̓ͮͦ̌ͪ͂ͦ̾͋̈ͮ̃ͨ̚͞'̶̛͉͉̤̤͈̩̀ͬ̃̊͋̃ͪ̊͗͑ͦ͞͝m̶̸̶̱̺̻͙̼̙̝̖̲̥̤̺͙̿̿̊̑̂ͭͪ́̽͗ ̡̛̟̺̫̻̟̻̱ͮͬ̊͌ͮ̑ͯ́͠g͌̾̄͗̍ͩ̂̔̿̆ͬͯ́̚͢҉͕͎̝̹ͅǫ̴̢̹̮̝͇̭̻̪̭̃̈̈́͛͜͠i̶̢̱̱͓͔̎̐͐̄͂ͬ͂̄̔̃͌̓̌ͫ͛̋ͨͮn̢̐̓͋͛́͜҉̠̺̭̭̜̫͓͍̝̱̤̟͍̼̜̻̼͔̻͡g̡̉̀̽ͥͮͫͯ͌̅̍̾ͯ̅̑҉̨̼̳̠̜͇͙̮̻̬͇̲̗͕͈͉̱̘͖ ̫̞̠̭̠͍̰͖̼͔̠̟̥͈̘̇͒̋̐̌ͣͮͫ̓̏ͯ̽̈ͨͩ̈́̔̈́́̕ͅͅt̛ͪͦ͒̈́̆ͮ̈̑̚҉̷͎̱͖̬̩͈̬̙̘͇̝ͅō̵̵͚͕̱͍͔̺͕̙͍̜̞̩͕͌͗͑ͣ̑̀ ̃ͥͧ̎̅̈́҉̧͉̲͕̙̖̙̟͍̬͙̙́͢͢c̡̧̎͊̿̑̌ͥ̊̿͗ͨ̇͆ͪͫ̿̋ͨͫ́͏̴̪̺̰̝͈̺̭̤̭̗̯͉͉̬̼ŭ̫͖͔̖̝̹̣̳̖͉̮̣͉̱̙͇̹̪̈́̄̃̒̓̎͋ͫͭ̿̈́͋̀̀͟͜ͅ
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>>461097
I know that feeling.
Girls are pretty crazy when it comes to RPing online, it's like a whole new world of crazyness.

I miss her ;_;
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So...

Whatsup?
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>>461097

I finally found you! you left me before I could satiate my hunger for your blood!

>She stabs her fangs into your cock and sucks out your warm viscous blood, moaning as she gulps down your life giving liquid.
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>>461176
I call next.
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>>461022
No shitposting. Only calcium and strong bones itt
>>461097
Recently a girl I used to rp with in my highschool days found me on Facebook. We used to be super close but when I realised how odd it was for a high schooler to have an e girlfriend I snapped out of it and left chatango for the most part. She isn't crazy now but she gets jealous if I bring up my girlfriend and tells me she still loves me. Meanwhile she lives in another country and I don't want any o dat.
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>>461165
Busy shitposting freezing cold, you?
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>>461180
Sexy calcium and sexy bones?

>>461183
Got the flu, thinking about having a smoke... But maybe not. Makes me cough like a cancer patient.
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>>461176
How's our half-angel half-vampire child?
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Back to the HG thread guys , current game is almost over
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>there are people from hunger games threads in here
kill yourselves
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>>461209
>>461208

HG ? Here?

Whut?
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>>461208
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>>461201
Only the finest!
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>>461263
Perrrfect.

Boner? I don't even know 'er!
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>>461205
>Shion goes to ERP threads
How did I fucking know.
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>>461315
I'm not fucking Shion. I'm just Kyouko.
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>>461373
>pets
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>>461379
Thank
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>>461315

Why do people do this, they act like someone posting an avatar precludes anyone else doing the same thing.

You're silly!
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>>461373
Bullshit. Nice cover. If you're gonna do this shit, don't fucking encourage ERPers to come to HG. We don't want them.
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>>461395
Fucking this.
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>>461396
We don't want HG

HG is shit.
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>>461396
ERPers are welcome, but they should not ERP in the game threads
That's it
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>>461396
What the fuck is HG. I'm only on Discord.
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>>461314
>>461416
This shit, nignog
We have our own Kyoko too
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>>461423
Kyoto is a city.
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>>461411
Good, stay out.

>>461415
No, they aren't. They're completely incapable of separating the two. Look at fucking Alma Elma and Luffy.
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>>461415

Are you telling me not to erp in your thread, that's making me want to erp in your thread.
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>>461416
Chill Ky, that bitch just messing with you.

>>461423
>>461428
>Kyoto is a city

KEK

>>461433
Same for you dear.
:^)
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>no Plutia stop ERPing in the game thread eww you're making a mess go to the ERP thread
>no Plutia stop being in the ERP thread that stuff belongs in HG
>no Plutia you're on the wrong site this time what are you doing
>Plutia get out of my house how did you even find me
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>>461433
Luffy is not around anymore, so is Alma Elma
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>>461443
Nobody said that you stupid fuck. If you want to ERP stay the fuck in the ERP thread because your cancerous garbage has no place in HG threads.
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>>461443
time to get your dick sucked!
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>>461455
But what's wrong with having a picnic in HG?!
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>>461449
Both of them were just here last week. Someone doesn't lurk.
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>>461423
Well that's cool and all but I don't even know how HG works.
>>461441
Oooookay.
>>461455
But how is HG less cancerous than ERP
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>>461463
C-could you bully my penis?
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>>461463
But ... you eat spotted dick with a spoon?
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>>461482
You don't deserve to be bullied.
>>461491
dick has the best yogurt
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ERP invasion initiated, let the milking commence.
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>>461470
I never said it was. But it's a different kind of cancer and your gay typefucking has no place there, where people are actually trying to do roleplay and play games. Also, if you ERP in the HG threads you'll get limitless amounts of hate and shitposting. Better to just stay here.
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>>461504
Ummm...
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>>461509
Invasion? Where?
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>>461536
>>461496
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>>461509
Milk you say! You will be blessed with high bone density if you complete this milking anon
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I'll join

>Cody
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tfw no Qt3.14 minda ;_;
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>>461639
>Implying
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>>461663
midna erp please
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>>461482
come back I want to turn you into my pet
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>>461728
>walks back over.
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>>461728
Oh, you.
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>>461470
Ohio best girl
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>>459721
Hello, I'm anon, and I'm addicted to sucking cocks, but I'm very picky and rarely move on past foreplay.
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Oh well that was fun for 5 mins, I can't even figure out what they are supposed to be doing in that thread. Rolling numbers to "win" or something odd.

Time to go do something constructive with my day I guess.
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>>459721
I love foreplay and wish I never had to move past it.
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>>461912

>Futanari commences
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>>461933
nya nya nya nya
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>>461978

I'm not the meow meow Tenryuu sorry anon ;_;
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>>462012
Ohayo, Tenryuu-san!
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>>462012
Even better more of ten the better
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>>461728
Hey there sexy~

>>461933
I need to head off, but I'd love to talk to you later.
>>462012
Especially now.
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>>461866
That you, Kitty?
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>>462296
No, I've met Kitty though. I'm that HGs Kyoko everyone keeps accusing you of being. Sorry about that, they're fucking dumb.
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>>462338
God, can't they see that I have a u and you don't? Fucking block heads.
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>>462401
Yeah well, they'll bitch and assume at every turn. I just wanted to clear this none sense up.
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>>462436
Good to meet another user who's out there posting the perfect girl. Truly we are doing god's work.
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>>461511
>Where people are actually trying to do roleplay
More than half of them are just shit posting to each other.
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>>462466
Same, Kyoko is truly the toppest of tiers.
I'm totally saving all your pictures by the way.
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>>462401
I believe you are drastically over estimating the average intelligence of the 4chan user base.
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>>462482
asktheredpuella.tumblr.com/

Here's a little diddy most don't know about if you haven't seen it already.
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>>462536
Hey, there's some good stuff in there, thanks a ton. I gotta go though, maybe we can chat another time.
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>>462602
Lookin forward to it, see yah around
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Hey, anyone wanna erp through email?
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A hearty laugh can be heard in the distance, as the jolly bells and footsteps approach closer.
Presenting himself, a plump but cheerful man garnished in a red outfit. He boats a warm smile as he looks at everyone around him, firmly clutching a large sack that appeared to be filled to the brim.
"Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas everyone!" he bellowed, his voice both calming and inviting a hint of excitement to all around him.
The jolly man lowered his sack, opening it up and presenting a view of the contents. Inside was a large variety of dragon dildos, a mixture of colours and sizes for all kinds and ages to enjoy.

"Now, now" the man chucked, grasping one of them firmly as a smirk filled his face.
"Who is going to be the first one to... 'receive' their gift?"
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>>464519
O o o o h

I . w a a a a n t . . .

A . b i i i i i i g . p l u s h i e .
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>Eager to face danger, He dove into the room headfirst. His shoes kicked at the ground, scattering dust while he ground himself to a halt
"Aww yeah! Ben 10 is here!"
>He screamed, his enthusiasm knowing no bounds. Striding inside with a welcoming grin, his expression soon turns sour as he notices the degeneracy acted out before him.
"What the heck is going on?!?! Knock it off already!"
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The lizard sighs, he does not care about absorbing as many penises into his mouth as possible. His body hugs tight against the cold and hard stone, awaiting the next meal that may come along.
Eyes darting, his observes in one corner a handful of men pretending to be little girls. He thinks to himself that they are much too hairy to be considered female, and much too fat to fit into that medium size sailor moon costume.

He picks himself up, eyeing the next tasty morsel to come into his view. A fly, no less, but a meal still suitable for a lizard such as himself. Rapidly moving to it, hungry for its tasty flesh, his hopes become destroyed when suddenly a nearby futa penis finds itself crashing down into the rock and crushing the fly. The lizard would shed a small tear if it could, for it will not find food for another week.
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Ok, if you wanna ERP with me, just use this email.

[email protected]

Just tell me what you're down with and may will do it, I'm pretty lenient.

Just contact me as soon as you can alright~
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>>464519
>>464606
>>464635
Stop making me love you.
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"Ah, Spyro is it? I'm afraid if you want that bridge lowered you'll need to pay me some gems..."
>He cackled, fondling the large and heavy sack that rested between his hands
>The dragon looked confused, shortly before his face turning to a cornered expression. He had no gems, but he desperately needed the bridge lowered urgently
"Oh, you appear to be broke? Well, then, I'm afraid I can't-"
>his voice cuts off, initially a stern tone it finds itself lost as the bears eyes meet the ever so shaking behind of the dragon before him
"W-well, I suppose we could work out a... Compromise? Yes, yes... That would most certainly work!"
>The bear licks his lips, this would prove more entertaining than any amount of money he would ever amass
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Wojak sighed, no matter how much effort he would put in, nobody within the ERP thread would pay attention to him.
They were all pretending to be cute anime girls, many of which he simply wished he could cuddle up and pretend they were his girlfriend. He had never had one before, the feeling hurt him deeply.

Fighting to hold back a tear, he removed his member from his pants and began pleasuring himself, reading the posts these men made as they pretended to be 1,000 year old girls trapped in the body of an 8 year old.
"I will never smell her feet" he cried, "I will never feel her touch."
The feeling was too much to bear, and he found himself crying as his relatively small penis continued to sink into his grasp.

He would not try again tonight, though maybe one day they would notice him.
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>>464519
Clownpiece quickly raises her hand in excitement "Me!Me!, Oh pick me santa!"
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>>464721
I would fuck clownpiece.
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>>461033
>>464685
>Can't repost the image.
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The cactus stood erect and bare, defiant against the sun's harsh blaze. It's roots spanned throughout the ground, desperately seeking any water sources to survive, it hadn't rained in quite some time and its supply was running out.

If a cactus could sigh, this one would. It had never felt the touch nor kiss of a lover. It only longed to be accepted and popular like the other plants and plant school
It's loneliness soon came to an end, as a man wearing nothing but a soiled diaper stumbled throughout the forgotten dunes and towards it. The cactus was concerned, this man did not look friendly... Unless, perhaps he too only wanted a hug like cactus?
The cactus's fears began to fade. Yes, truly this man was the same was cactus. Yes, this man too was lonely and needed a friend.

As the human stumbled closer, the cactus tried to stretch out its... things. They weren't called arms, and they weren't exactly responsive. But still it believed the human would appreciate the sentiment.
The man eyed the cactus, licking his lips and producing a hunting knife from within the bowels of the diaper. Why would he have this? Surely you wouldn't need a knife to hug...
He darted, the cold sting of the metal ripping into the cactus's flesh, and slowly carving out its limb.

The cactus let out a cry, or rather it would if it could. Why was the human doing this to it? It was so lonely, it only wanted a friend and now it was going to die at the hands of this man. The knife cut deeper, loosening the flesh further and further. It tried to cry out to make it stop, but it couldn't without any vocal cords. The flesh slowly began to rip from the cactus, violently amputating it until the limb was no more. As its vision was fading, it looked at the human consuming what water was left inside its limb. Perhaps this last gift it could give, would have made it a friend after all.
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The Ford Fiesta blushed, its frame being thoroughly inspected. The man ran a finger across the paintwork, tenderly toying with her.
"Yes, this one looks very good" he noted, seemingly pleased with her presentation.
She let out a sigh of relief, her new owner was to be a very handsome man. He would treat her very fine, both on and off the road.

His fingers moved across to the handle and grasped at it. She let out a gasp, unable to maintain her composure. Surely he wouldn't enter her? She wasn't wearing floor mats, it would be dangerous to enter with no protection!
But it was too late, the handle unlocked with a satisfying click and the door swung open... Exposing herself in full to the man.
Her head found itself swooning, she was being entered in public! A combination of feeling embarrassed and like a slut rushed through her mind.

Sitting comfortably on the chair, his fingers now reached for the ignition. She gasped once more, an overwhelming wave of embarrassment flooding through her. He was going to drive her without ownership! That would be a sin! Car God would never forgive her!
The engine clicked. Her mind becoming nothing but blank.
Now, she only cared about being ridden.
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>>465223
This is gold. If you accept requests, please do one about a toothbrush please! Thank you in advance!
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>>465322
I will consider one tomorrow if you promise to brush your teeth tonight.
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This looks like a safe spot for an innocent boy.
*sits down and starts to read from a book*
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>>465727
Hey kid you wanna undead?
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>>465864
Careful man you don't wanna accidentally a whole kid.
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>enjoy erping
>mostly just through skype due to ease
>have just one friend who's also into erping
>also happen to share similar kinks
>do a few sessions, enjoy it all
>live on east coast, he on the west
>time difference starts really rearing it's head, and he starts trying to get to bed early like a responsible fucking adult
>haven't gotten any wordfucking done in ages

It's an abstract kinda feel.
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>>465901
no feels allowed
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>>465897
>he doesn't a whole kid
Eyes bigger than your MP?
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>>465963
Quite
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>>465864
I've never been with an undead. I don't know how my owner would feel about that.
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I ask not for your flesh,only your bones! Think how cool n spooky you could be!
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Freedom!
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fucking finally. expecting a sudden surge of ERP.
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Smh senpai had me all fucked up how you gunna ban a nigga lmao I was lit as fuck tho desu. Where my nigga Jarome at tryin to holla at a nigga
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Is it safe to come back yet~?

It's been so long...<3
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Ayy senpai. Let's get this shit poppin
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>>469352
Peachy, why are you erpers here now?
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>>469352
Peach! Glad you found the thread over here in trash
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>>469352
welcome back, peach! you were sorely missed
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senpai that whole thread got bombed lmao shit was heated like a mutha fucka was wack as fuck. They banned every nigga in that thread no matter what they said baka. How y'all doin tho?
>tfw when can't post loli lewds in here so even more reason to only cute rp
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>>469366
Avafagging is allowed here. I'm all for staying here desu.
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>>469366
We were all banned from that one thread that got wrecked~

Had to endure a 30 hour ban, so..

I also figure that just in case this happens again, you guys might need a way to get in touch with me~!

I made this <3:

[email protected]
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>>469381
Feels good to be free, baka senpai
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>>469385
so how about this to start the thread off then: its the cumanon here, and i got your tribute done as promised. maybe thatll help make up for our shitty bans

you want it here or through email?
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>>469385
I was wondering what happened. I was in the erp threads earlier that not and then nothing
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>>469385
>idol princess peach
I had no idea how much I wanted this
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Welcome back
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>>469400
Dear god let it be the email.
Nothing against you guy, I'm just real tired of seeing your spunk.
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>>469400
post that shit here homie <3

>>469409
Yeah...I was just lurking in them but they never took off...it was so sad to watch~!

>>469413
I know, anon~<3

She looks pretty cute, doesn't she~
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Yeh unbanned and free nigga lmao now I get to talk to y'all niggas bout fighting games in here instead I guess baka desu. Shits wack af senpai but I can get jiggy wit it, wonder when Jarome gunna show up lmao
>>469400
>lowkey
post here pls
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>>469420
haha, sorry buddy, i feel for you but

>>469427
>>469430
and i do as they ask

im still going to go ahead and email you though peach, just so we can go ahead and share them for the future
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>>469427
Yea, I didn't see an erp get past maybe 25 replies.

So how are you today peach?
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>>469381
>tfw no more peek
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>>469492
and for the record, im aware how the poor lighting makes the shots very hard to see. i have some ideas on how to fix this in the future. sorry.

1/4
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>>469492
Senpai you a thug lmao keep up the good work desu someones gotta do it might as well be you
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>>469494
Excited that I get to post again~!

not sure If I'll be doing anything tonight though..I didn't get much sleep!

I hope DMG shows up atl east..while we were all banned I decided to make something for her~

>>469511
Hi anzu~

missed you lots <3

>>469492
>>469509
Holy shit am I glad I picked that picture...

amazing work, really~<3
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>>469508
My bad senpai maybe in the next life I'll hook you up tho
>dekomori x Anzu would be fuckin amazing
>would pay for pairin desu
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>>469509
3/4, had to skip 2/4 cause its giving me a shitty error
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>>469461
Nep, go the fuck back to HG.
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>>469526
Peachy, you gonna get lewd, right?
I miss the Dawn Erper
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>>469532
4/4

>>469526
glad you like it, though honestly after having fapped like 8 times in a row from these i think im finally starting to cum slightly less than usual. ill probably have to start building up i guess. oh well, my dick can use a break

>tfw never get to ERP though
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>>469536
>he thinks only 1 person can post images of a character
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>>469526
Fair enough, I would hate to tire out the Princess even more. Running a kingdom does seem like a lot of work.

Ohh a present for DMG? That should be interesting
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>>469526
Yeee I missed the threads desu I hadn't done shit since I couldn't try to get lurkers to talk about some shit. How you been tho senpai? desu I could sleep again only been awake for like 5 hours lmao. I tried lookin up adapter for GC controller to pc but I'm dumb as fuck desu
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>>469461
Top. Nep. Hat?
>>469531
Nigger. Thug. Life! Bang. Chicks. Many!
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>>469563
Damn you got banned too? I love how cute you be with red senpai, thats a damn shame. She prolly free too desu. Hope y'all continue the good work. Yeee you know how it is senpai out here gettin it done poppin shots into niggas for fuckin up you feel?
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>>469563
Oh, so you're here too.
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>>469559
Its nothing crazy...just a collection of pictures I put together that have the cute and slutty seal of approval from yours truly~<3

>>469546
Just curious...you might get better results if you lowered the brightness on your laptop when you're taking the picture, no~?

It seems like flash or the screen being too bright are giving you the most issues!

>>469562
Here you go~!

http://www.amazon.com/Mayflash-GC-Controller-Adapter-PC/dp/B0089NVTDM/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1449552460&sr=8-2-fkmr1&keywords=mayflash+gc+adaper

this is the one I use<3

anything like it will do just fine, though!
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>>469563
>Chaika
Holy shit this fucking triggered me. I don't post here but I sometimes lurk to read the roleplay. But jesus fucking christ this triggered me. I'll never be coming back. CHAIKA IS NOT FOR SEXUALIZING. Seriously consider suicide you fucking degenerate.
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I went to shitpost on /co/ yesterday and I saw I was banned for squeezing off one to Peach and I deleted 4chan from my bookmarks saying fuck this place

But sure enough here I am
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>>469526
>>469559
>>469584
Bans are for nerds.
NERDS
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>>469584
yes thats correct. for the webms, its the auto light balancing thats doing it, so im going to try turning it off for those.

the photos arent nearly as big a deal since i can just take multiple ones at different angles and lighting. its the video thats tough but i think ill be able to fix it
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>>469597
Rude~!

I had something for you too...naughty <3

>>469604
You'll get the hang of it~<3
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>>469597
welcome back DMG! now its a party
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>>469591
baka senpai get the fuck outa here dawg she ain't even lewdin better know what you say before you post nigga bouta shoot yo ass for bein a lil pussy whipped bitch
>equips dps gear
>>469613
I could buy this desu but I would be spending the last of my money which sucks desu
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>>469584
Well if they have the royal seal I know it'll be good.

Sounds like you made good use of your break from the kingdom
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>>469613
Is it attention? I want attention. GIVE ME THE ATTENTION
>>469617
Thanks anon. I'll get the chips and spike the punch to get this started
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>>469597
Good thing I didn't get banned then nerd. GEEGEE

(Its paperanon)
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>>469591
Triggered! Kek! Degenerate! Indecent. Masturbator!
>>469621
Thug. Life.
>>469643
Blue! Hat. Pretty. Need! Get?
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>>469613
>You'll get the hang of it~<3

thanks. theyre so much fun, so finding ways to improve them makes them even funner

also, check your email

>>469643
like you need to spike anything to have a good time. anons are gonna start lining up soon.
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>>469662
I want chaika to speak broken English whilst stroking my cock!
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>>469643
Here...it's just this~
http://imgur.com/a/VLw8c

I don't actually know how many pictures you have for your personal use but I see you tend you use a select few more often than not!

(I mean..I do too...idol peach is REALLY cute<3)

I just decided to look around during my ban and made a small album of nice HQ pics for you to use <3
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>lights up a ciggy and takes a long drag
So uh, senpai whose going to be the nigga to go to the erp threads in b and tell people to come here? Riskin that 30d ban lmao I ain't bout that life. I dunno how to evade worth shit so I'd get popped off quick as fuck baka desu
>>469662
>Chaika spittin fire lmao
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+1 UID
- Love HG
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>>469702
HG lurker here. Don't really want to help you ERP fucks but when I evade bans I just hop onto another browser. I have like 5 different browsers installed and hop between them dodging bans. Works for me.
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>>469654
Hey paper anon. Glad to see you made the move across safely
>>469662
Yes yes. Just don't lose this one... I'm running out
>Gives you her hat
>>469663
I'll be spiking cocks up hopefully~
... listen to me. I just finished a private session and 2 posts in I'm back to my attention whore self...
>>469688
Oh wow. You really didn't need to do this.. But thanks a lot. There's a lot of great pics here... I'm going to need to get cum anon to work on one or two of these. Thanks Peach butt!
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>>469702
Just wait for shit to die back down before making the threads again
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>>469740
Tbh I don't erp lmao I just shit post and talk to lurkers tryin to talk about street fighter and other shit like melee, but niggas be nervous I guess. I love cute rp tho shits nice senpai
>>469746
Yeh you right, nigga got a plan desu
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>>469688

I'd play that Peach ass like a bongo drum.
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>>469745
Glad to see you found your way over too.
>>469688
Peach coming in clutch.
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>>469746
Probably should cause if we stay here HG is gonna keep bullying us for no reason. Even though we'd all probably be good friends...
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>>469746
It's not going to die down. Once the mods crack down its all downhill. Might as well just stick around in the /trash/.

-your friends at HG
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>>469745
>... listen to me. I just finished a private session and 2 posts in I'm back to my attention whore self...

I hope that's me soon~!

I'm going to be going mobile within the hour most likely, if I do and if I do end up fucking any of you..which if I know myself...<3

It won't be with the usual 5 or 6 anons I like to manage at once~

My replies would take too long and be of a lesser quality than I would want you cute boys cumming to, understand~? <3

>>469745
It wasn't a problem~!

I'm always looking to find better and better peach pics, so I just looked for some of you, too!

>>469776
A lot of people tell me that...do you think I should start charging~? <3

>>469778
I always do!
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What the fuck is HG
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>>469799
A place to post lewd.
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>>469790
NO. We will never be your fucking friends. We won't bully you if you just stay the fuck away from us. That one anon earlier was just a rogue shitposter. We don't want you in our games, stay in your thread.
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>>469799
Hung Gargoyles
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>>469793

>A lot of people tell me that...do you think I should start charging~? <3

Only if the currency I can pay with is cum.
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Any faggots lookin to get pounded tonight?
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Hi everyone! I made it back!
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>>469809
Why can threads never be friends with each other?
We all do the exact same stuff. Except we fuck over here and you guys imply you fuck.
It's not like were gonna have sex in your thread.
And it's not like were gonna fuck you if you come in here....we'll try to though.
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>>469793
Can I call dibs for later?
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>>469829
Yes
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>>469778
Don't worry about me. I got the inside scoop~
>>469793
You're to good to me Princess~ I should give you a think you, but I wouldn't even know where to start... maybe at your peachy butt~
>>469834
Welcome back Rosa! Welcome to our new homeland
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Senpai desu I dunno what the fuck an HG is or why we ain't friends lmao. Y'all niggas play fightin games? Wanna talk about why I'd beat that ass in street fighter?
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>>469829
>fultons to mother base

>>469843
>and you guys imply you fuck.
Kek, couldn't be further from the truth
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>>469745
>I'm going to need to get cum anon to work on one or two of these.

man, ive still got requests to finish, and now im on a temporary hiatus to recharge my dick, and you wanna give me one or two more?

...awesome! you've got a bit of a wait but just email me with whatever requests you want. i just cant turn these requests down.

>I just finished a private session
shit, you do private sessions? sounds like fun, wonder what someone has to do to get one of those
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Is this the thread for lewd activities?
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>>469843
Because we've had nothing but bad experiences with your kind. You come to our community saying you'll leave the ERP at the door but then end up posting lewd garbage and attentionwhoring, which leads to shitstorms which leads to game derails. And if you haven't noticed, our community isn't nice and friendly. Not at all. So stop trying to be buddy buddy and get the communities together when the majority of us can't stand what you do here and want you to stay here.
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>>469864
I'm not lying, I've seen it happen with the ships.
We have ships too, we can talk about them while we do eachother's hair.
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>>469860
Thanks! It took me a while to find it but I made it here eventually!
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>>469878
Bolin go the fuck back to HG.

Actually, no, you guys can keep this one. He's all yours.
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>>469893
Why not both, family?
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>>469879
Lmao nigga you sound mad as fuck why you even postin in here then if you hate us? Smh desu y'all niggas goofy as fuck I'm just tryin to chit chat with Jarome, where that nigga at?
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>>469884
ERP is strictly banned for the ships. They can do that shit in steam chat. There was a ship couple earlier who started some lewd shit and got torn to pieces by anons. It just doesn't happen, why can't you leave your community in your threads? We want nothing to do with you.
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>>469912
then why are you here?
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>>469862
Is it because you're a tier whore anzu~?

>>469855
Sure anon~!

Just sign my ass with this marker here<3

>>469828
You and I have very similar thought processes<3

>>469860
I owe most of my success to you, so It's the least I can do~<3

You would know that my ass is my weakness, you tease~
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>>469912
You think you can talk shit about ships, filthy human? Go the fuck home before you get pounded by my reppus. Filthy gaijin.
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My mouth feels kinda empty, anon~
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Where the ERP at though?
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>>469929
To shitpost, what else? I saw an HG avatar and wanted to give them shit, unless you guys have a Neptune too.
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>>469884
Speaking from experience. Lewd/ERP is a death wish in HG. You will get shitposted and flamed to the ends of the earth until you stop. Ships have nothing to do with ERP, just how the RNG of the game events play out.
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>>469947
I feel you
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>>469941
You do know that I'm not talking about actual ships, right? Or are you just trying to be funny?
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>>469950
>getting flamed on 4chan by avafags
pls no.. my feelings might get hurted :c
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>>469937
>coughs and looks slightly ashamed suddenly
I-I'm not that big of a tier whore, I think, maybe...
>plays evil ryu and ryu in streetfighter
>Goes back into corner
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>>469948
We had just about every Hyperdeminsion character at one point.
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>>469947
>>469952
you should be asking yourself that. you want some action, start ERPing for one of the girls. i can only imagine theyre impatient for cock by now.
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>>469943

Those are some dangerous teeth
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>>469860
Oh the inside scoop? You been sleeping around with chink moot?
>>469937
*signed paperanon*
Looking forward to it Princess
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>>469865
Email sent sweetness~
Well, outlook/hotmail is kinda balls to do them. Me and some of the girls has been using Discord, but I'm new and don't wanna just give out the link and get on everyone's bad side. For you, I'd do a private session threw email <3
>>469892
Don't worry about taking long. Most of us were banned until about an hour ago anyways. Welcome back. I hope to see you be a naughty little Pokemon trainer again <3
>>469937
You credit me to much~ You work your sweet, chubby,loveable butt off~ <3
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>>469937

>You and I have very similar thought processes<3

You know the saying: perverts of a feather fuck together. And I'd hose that ass down boy howdy.
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>>469960
Go, human. Sink into the deepest depths of the Mariana Trench.
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>>469962
Never said it hurt my feelings, I was just saying that anonposters are relentless.
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>>469948
Our nep isn't really a nep. None of your players come here why would you think they were the same?
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>>469984
Haha, sorry honey. I don't fuck gooks~
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>>470002
We had a Hoppou with way better RP than you. You suck. Go do lewd shit or something, it's bound to be the only interesting part of your Hoppou roleplay.
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>>470002

Hey, can you call up Seaport-hime so I can motor-boat them titties?
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>>469980
I'll be gentle, anon~
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>>470029
Yeah well my Dad works at HG and he said you're shit and the only reason you still have your job is because you suck off the manager. Get back to cleaning my floors.
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>>469997
I'm soooo glad to hear that~<3
I need to catch up on a lot of missed cum shots pretty soon~!

>>469985
Thanks~! I try my best, but it comes naturally<3

>>469984
>I slap and squeeze what you marked~

Mhmm~...I'll make you addicted to this fat lovable ass really quickly, ok~?

>>469964
>baka
>I play evil ryu too
>daigo 2 stong
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>>470048
Your dad is Hoshi?
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>>469985
>For you, I'd do a private session threw email <3
thats real nice of you. too bad im in nofap mode, but ill keep it in mind.

on that note, itd be fun to actually fap to ERP with the person i was actually doing the tribute for for a change. gives it a bit of authenticity, maybe? idk

it would be fun to get to ERP in general, also.
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>>470044

If you promise then, I guess I could fill up that lewd mouth
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>>470062
Senpai I'd beat that ass probably with my normal ryu, I think hes my strongest character desu. If its not Ryu than, idk I guess it is evil ryu baka a damn shame. I dont own it for PC tho cause I suck nuts.
>also plays fox in melee
>Vergil in UMvC3
>Magneto in MvC2
>Confirmed tier whore
>Daigo really is that nigga tho for real senpai
>>
I'm going to take a quick shower~

I hope everyone that frequents the thread on /b/ find their way here...I miss a lot of them <3

I'll be back super quick, I promise~!

>>470084
You would..my Q4 is broken~!

Not that you aren't welcome to beat this ass whenever you want <3.

>playing UMvC3 at all

I'll let it slide <3
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>>470025
Good to know! Luckily I'm in the clear
>>470062
I've had the pleasure once before, I might already be hooked!
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>>470062

>I'm soooo glad to hear that~<3
I need to catch up on a lot of missed cum shots pretty soon~!

And I'd be glad to contribute. Maybe I should jot down that email of yours for later...
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>>470098
>I'm ashamed of MvC3 desu stopped playing about a year ago, but I still got vergil combos
If I had sf4 on PC I'd hit you up senpai, I got an anon who said he might buy me it when it goes on sale waitin for that nigga to hook a brotha up. Or I could dump the rest of my money into it, but with SF5 comin out idk if I want to senpai you feel?
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>>470098

I'll keep my dick primed for you
>>
So does any ERP actually happen in these threads or is it just a place for ERPers to interact while they ERP via Skype or email?
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>>470126
get SF5
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>>470139
Both
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>>470139
skype is a shit botnet
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>>470139
they do but there havent been any anons who've stepped up to ERP with any of the girls yet.

probably because of the banwave and people not realizing the threads have moved here
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>>470139
Assuming everything goes back to normal when everyone is settled in ERP is will be more then the casual talking there is now. Peach said she will be doing some tonight if I'm right, and I will be back to my slutty ways soon
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>>470139
Usually their is but I been derailin them pretty hard lmao. its more active on b cause niggas actually find the thread but I think once we get the message across there'll be some shit poppin just wait senpai
>>470140
I want to but I dont like how theres like no zoning character, everyone looks rushdown its retarded. But I also can't afford it only got 50 dollars on a giftcard I stole from someones mailbox lmao
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>>470126
If i get paid that 500 this week you'll have your game senpai.
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>>470177
Are you the nigga I added on steam? Senpai you the real mvp I'll be around you feel? Nigga you lookin out for good people
>goodpeople
>Totally dont steal things
>is a fuckin liar baka
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>>470189

>tfw no lewd ebonics speaking loli gamer imouto
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>>470202
>tfw loli lewd is bannable on trash
>I hope Jarome ain't mad at me for that lmao
>I know too much about games desu senpai
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>>470189
Yeah and I'm getting extra paid for christmas gifts and you on my list.
Don't matter if you been a good loli for Christmas or not you're my people.
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>>470232
Thanks senpai I'll go into the lab with Juri btw and see what kinda shit I can find on her, easy and hard. I already know her EX air kick thing makes them bounce off of wall, you can do Ultra 1 into that but I think you use U2 for the most part
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>>469943

Fuck this got me hard
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>I want to make a beautiful return to thread and take all the cocks I can.
>No anons to support the sluts.
>To tired to even finish anyone
>To tired to wait for Peach's big butt
Kill me... Or rub cocks on me. either one is fine
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>>450586
>>450586
>>450586
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>>470273

*Rubs his cock against her cheek in a friendly, supportive manner*
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>>470281
Oh wow I'm a moron, I blame just waking up.

>>470151
>>470151
>>470151
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>>470273
>No anons to support the sluts
Come on now DMG, you know I'm always down to fuck.
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>>470245
Nice, I wanna git gud should probably start brushing up on what I can actually do with her, although i can probably barely do the easy crap.
Whatever works best, Better to be effective than flashy. Juri already looks good kicking ass.
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