Dear /trash/, do you and your dick come along fine with each

>tfw no one likes their own dicks

My dick is pretty good.
The only downside is that I'm cut.
It'd be GOAT if I was uncut.

>>452468
there are ways to kind of repair that by stretching I heard

>4.5 inches dick
>I will never please a woman

I don't want to feel those feels

I like my penis except sometimes I get disappointed that it is circumcised.

>>449131
mines lost too much sensitivity to ever be pleased by a woman's vagina.

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>>449131
I share the feeling of others here about being cut. At least I was cut when I was a teenager for a good reason that my foreskin had been a pain in the ass all throughout my childhood and was already risking serious infection. But still, I do wish I had one just because I like how uncut ones look.

Other than that, I can't complain.

>>449131
>Are you proud of your dick
Kek, nope. I'm waiting for the day I can mutilate it and make it look sort of like a vagina.

I've never realy been upset that I'm a cutfag. The only problem I have with my dick is that I can barely reach it with my mouth.

My dick is small and uncut and I like it that way. Having a small dick has never been much of an issue for me since I want to be a real man's fucktoy. I just wish my shoulders weren't so fucking wide.

No. I fucking hate it.
I would have a sex change just to get rid of it.

It too damn big, it won't fit in my underwear, and its generally uncomfortable.

>how see others ur dik
They don't, its in my pants.

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*Unzips dick*

>>449131
I love my dick. 7.5 inches, leans a little to the left, shoots a little to the right.

>>452492
>by stretching
Can confirm it works.
It takes forever, but it's worth it.

Took me about a year and a half.

>>452468
i've never tried it, but people say restoration is a thing.

>You only have to walk around with a strap and a cap for your dick for say, 2 or so years

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>>453989
nigger what

>>449131
Me and my cock get along pretty well. It's had a few arguments before, but overall it's pretty intellectual.

>on a serious note, no

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>>455701
>using the straps or other stupid shit
>not just leaving tape on your dick overnight

protip: t-taping is way easier even though it takes a little bit longer. Then again it helps you adjust to the new skin a little easier.

>>455714
Please kill yourself

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>>456357
I bet you fap to your mother, darling.

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>>449131
No one has, or probably ever will, see my dick. So far all I do with it is masturbate with it, and it does a good job at that, and at least it's an average size.

All in all, 7/10 pretty nice dick that will never get its chance to please a woman.

>>454801
but what will happen when you turn 30?
inb4 an hero.
no, that would be fucking cowardly. I hope this stupid meme wasn't an option for you.

>>457580
Dildos and memories

Do share your personal preference:

Cut or uncut?

>>465884
>the madman actually activated the thread cruise control

>>465884
BRACE FOR FUCKING IMPAC-
I mean a lively discussion.

Ye, naturally short foreskin and I like the way it looks. Little story that I feel too boastful to tell any of my friends (tfw no gf):

When I first saw pictures of nudists when I was like, 15, I thought every man's penis looked really weird. Like 70% of them looked like they were retracting inside the dude's crotch. I never really saw one that really looked like mine. It was 2 years later that I read a article about a supervised dick size survey, and found out that my dick was in the 94th percentile when flaccid in terms of size. Then it clicked with me that the flaccid nudists' dicks looked weird to me cause they all seemed so small, when I thought my dick was normal sized.

How do you measure? From the top of the balls or closer to the taint?

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>>469113
from the pelvis m8...

>>468885
we're in the same boat anon
flaccid dicks look so fucking weird

>>468885
>Like 70% of them looked like they were retracting inside the dude's crotch.

Probably because most nudists are overweight.

I'm perfectly happy with mine. Seems fairly average in size about 17cm, cut, never had girls indicate it's too small. Some do complain when you hit their cervix.
it's too big for most dogs witch is a bummer but fits great in mares.

>>468885
I have a similar story.

I always considered myself to be fairly normal sized, but after finding some bigdickproblems jokes oddly relatable, I went online to find out how large big is.

And that's how I found out I was in the ~top 3 percentile with my 7.6 inch dick.

Not gonna lie, That was pretty satisfying.
If only I could get a gf.

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it's pretty big, so I like it

it's not a megacock though, so that's lame

>>486254
I guess anything over 15inches would be kind of annoying in daily life.