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/sug/ - Steven Universe General
No Puns, No Masters Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
>Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vWUCH3m6Eo
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Something is fishy in this thread, I could of shore pun's were okay.
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>not pearl
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First for best gem
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Why is Lapis such a slut?
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>>446131
You know i'm feeling somewhat better now
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>>446463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1cx79QelpM
that's a fine thing to hear~!
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>>446223
canon
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>>446462
only for her boyfriend
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>>446483
Being in a relationship sucks dick.
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ONLY TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE VISIT /SUG/
BULLIES AND NERDS
AND YOU LOT DON'T LOOK LIKE BULLIES SO THAT NARROWS IT DOWN
DO YOU SUCK DICK?
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>>446495
>i'm hopeful for opal
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>>446460
Excuse me sir you seem to be misled this is not the /co/ Heathcliff thread
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>>446495
Jaspers dick.
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>>446495
no im gay thanks
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I want Jasper to fuck me within an inch of my life and then gently cuddle my aching and broken body.
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>>446495
No but you do.
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>>446495
....do you not?
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>>446495
why yes, i am a girl of course ;)
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>>446530
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>>446533
>you mean realize your having serious cramps because how big she was followed by her having to rub over your clit so you don't double over in pain.
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>>446533
FUUUUUUUUCK IVE BEEN FANTASIZING ABOUT THAT FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS NOW. <3
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>>446495
only feminine dicks, I'm not gay
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>>446539
Kek
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>>446462
Her design was made to be sexual.
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Everybody make way for best gem
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>>446552
>clit
L-L O N D O N ?
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>>446539
Delicious holy flan.
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>>446511
DAMN STRAIGHT YOU ARE
>>446519
MAKE US PROUD SON
>>446521
BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE
>>446530
THAT DICK IS ATTACHED TO OPAL AND SHE'S GOT A HARDON FOR BULLIES
>>446537
>>446538
>>446544
>>446557
>>446562
THIS IS AN ENTIRELY NEW REGIMENT OF FAGGOTRY, WE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO BEFORE ANY OF YOU ARE READY FOR GEM DICKING
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE FAGGOTS
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>>446581
Yea Peridot makes the best paintings
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>>446584
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>446495
There isn't anyone in the show that makes me want to suck dick right now.
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>>446599
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>>446597
>war face
XIR YES XIR
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>>446597
how's this?
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>>446606
Not even Jasper?
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>>446653
No.
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>>446597
AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>446659
God you're a faggot
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>>446597
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>>446653
L-L O N D O N ?
why the fuck do you have 2 fires are you poor but nigger rich or something bitch?
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>>446664
aaaaaah
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>>446552
That's if your pussy is too small, and sensitive. A regular pussy wouldn't do that.
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>>446462
at least she's a sensitive slut,letting em down easy
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>>446664
I DO WANT THE GEM NUT
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>>446489
that's typically what you would do in one
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>>446489
fuck you if you can actually be in one then I'm jealous
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>>446691
that's mean what if she just went too hard too long and you don't realize that until it's over and you try moving?
>digs around for vibrator again
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>>446679
No I actually bought the first one, and won the second in a game machine.
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>>446664
A̶̴̸̧͝A͏͜͞A̵̶͝͝A̶͟͢͟͞Ą͝͝A̡̡͢͏A͠Á͢A̕A̡̡͝A̸̴̶̢A̸̷̛À̶̀͞͡
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>>446724
I'd be honored to be destroyed by Jasper.
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>>446732
Bitch, how do you do that? Those machines are fucking ripoffs.
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>>446659
Faggot
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What words do you want to hear the gems say but it will never happen
I'll start. Happy Lappy
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>>446797
Pearl is the best gem
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>>446797
I love you [to anyone in the show] -Jasper
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>>446778
These comments are slowing down!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>446653
POST VARGUBA PLOX
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>>446797
"You're so cool, Pearl!"
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>>446829
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>>446539
FLAN IN THE FACE
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>>446797
Jasper crying and being hugged by garnet/ pearl
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>>446797
"Jasper you're so great!"
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>>446851
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>>446797
fuck pearl
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>>446797
"Let's form Opal again!"
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Can you guys stop with this nerd shit already? I'm trying to beat up people for their lunch money here
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>>446877
People with epilepsy will see Jasper's face in their nightmares
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>>446841
>hurr durr trash /sug/ is better than /co/ /sug/
BLUE
O
A
R
D
W H E N
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>>446892
Jasper, is that you?! If it is then plz fuck me.
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>>446797
"Fuck you, Greg!"
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>>446897
good
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>>446899
In about a year. HHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>446430
Welp the amerifats are definitely awake
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its me yall welcome back to my wonderful fan fiction
CHAPTER 23
at fish stew pizza, connie and peedee sit listening toa couple in the next booth having an intense conversation
"I can't believe he won't call it islamic terrorism. This is absolutely ridiculous. He thinks the american people are stupid."
"what do you expect? he's muslim himself"
"did he really expect us to buy that short form certificate? it's clearly fake"
"I can't wait until we get someone with good christian morals back in the white house"
"HA! you mean hilary? she loves those a-rabs so much she may as well be one"
peedee sits sullenly poking at his chicken tenders, not once meeting connie's eyes
"what is wrong peedee my friend? you seem down. do not worry about these infidels. They are ignorant and will soon be dead. don't you know we are about to go to
heaven and meet mohammad or allah?"
"it's not that connie. It's just, well, back in class today one of my classmates made fun of my beard"
connie takes a long look a peedees peach fuzz
"that is absurd, your beard is beautiful and represents your faith. that boy should be killed"
"i agree but he is far away from beach city right now, at a christmas party"
"a christmas party so early into december? I am furious!"
connie slams her fist onto the table
"we should kill them all" seethes peedee sullenly "but how do we do it?"
a voice comes from connies back pack
"I can do it guys. Just let me out. I'll be your pal and take care of it for you"
"i told you" hisses connie sulenly "not until we're in position. I can't risk it"
"connie my friend" exclaims lapis lamentedly, "I am a magical being. I must be held to my oaths. Free me and I shall take care of beach city. you two can go and crash
this christmas party."
connie and peedee stare moodily at their appetizers. finally connie speaks to her back pack where the mirror is in case i didnt convey that well enough
"ok. lets go out back and do this."
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
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5 weeks and 1 day until it begins.
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>>446927
You don't know what fun is zelda
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>>446797
"Oh, Steven... Please, fuse with me!"
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>>446944
prove it
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>>446944
Until what?
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TWO MONTHS SIX DAYS SIX HOURS AND THIRTY MINUTES UNTIL STEVENBOMB
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>>447034
That's too long. I won't survive this winter.
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>>447052
Don't say that anon you are going to make it
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>>446987
It's when we get our gay space rocks back.
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>>447075
No one, not even sugar
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>>447075
>trash /sug/
>trusting anyone
oh anon
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>>446933
>peedee sits sullenly poking at his chicken tenders, not once meeting connie's eyes
this fanfic has taken a turn for the darker.
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>>446933
please stop
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>>447210
no u
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I want Pearl to dominate me!
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>>446933
Stop this shit.
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>>446933
God you almost make me miss scraps.
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>>447221
edgy?
is tom clancy edgy? is dan brown edgy? is stephen king edgy? what does "edgy" even imply? my work, like the rest of the greats, is indeed edgy, but you realize the word up until our age of ultra irony and meme this and meme that had more a positive connotation right. im edgy because im on the goddamn cutting edge pal
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>>447052
Anon plz, I once had a VERY hard crush on an obscure character. I didn't give up hope that she would get an episode, or more fanart for 10 months. Plz anon, if you don't survive this, you would be very weak.
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>>447288
This meme is shit
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>>446944
Until what begins. magical dubs lady?
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>>447288
> im edgy because im on the goddamn cutting edge pal
i dunno guys his heart seems in it enough.
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>>447217
I want Jasper to step on me.
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>>446944
Nice numbers!
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>>447197
>>447210
>>447221
>>447230
Ignore him, you fucking morons.
>>447288
You need to google every method of suicide possible and do it.
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i hate my life and i hate your part in it
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>>447075
Always trust dubs.
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>>447355
I hate your life and mine, too, hateful dubs guy.
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>>447304
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>>447336
nah i've been reading it, it's fucked.
this guy serious or not is putting an alarming amount of effort and fox news into these fanfics.
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>>447369
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>>447336
>Ignore him, you fucking morons.
i'm never going away
i am going to post my fan fiction until you yourself are a fan of my fan fiction
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>>447382
>I'm going to keep doing the thing you hate until you like me
Sounds like CN with your new favorite show
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>>447380
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>>447398
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this threads going to get awful thirsty i think.
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>>447407
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>>447304
>>447369
>>447380
>>447398
>>447407
>>447423
Man I hate you fucks
I miss my blueboard
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>>447433
such an EXTREME THIRST for memes
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>>447433
There's a thread up on /co/ right now.
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>>447433
Is it weird I'm getting numb to this?
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What time is it?
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>>447450
Oh yeah I'm sure that's going great
-Hey guys SU
>MODSMODSMODS
>lol tumblr
>Mods this is a Steven Universe thread please delete this
-have you guys even seen the show?
>kek no tumblr gay
>MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>go back to trash
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>>447450
>>>/co/77971686
>>>/co/77910119
>>>/co/77968884
>/co/ looks pretty pig disgusting to me.
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>>447450
not for long lol
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>>447319
>full blue body blush
God damn, hadn't thought of that but yeah, she'd turn a beautiful blue when she gets hot and bothered.
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>>447486
The falseflagging has gone too fucking far. I'm nearly positive none of you faggots did this and if you did, you should go the way of Cold Tea.
There is truly no peace for the Steven Universe fandom.
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>>447486
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>>447491
>the only sexual gem with the best hue's
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>>447506
its already dead, weve been in the trash can for too long
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Aren't all the /co/ friends who stayed behind going to be confused when we start dropping the dank /trashug/ memes?
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>>447537
We'll learn em good anon
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>>447532
things in the trash rot if they're in to long, weve decayed beyond the point of return
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>>447537
all i have to do is promote suffering pearls and that's easy peasy.
my works already there to be completed.
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>>447537
They'll just have to adapt t︂b︂︂h
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>>447555
>depressing.jpg
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>>447369
This is the right image to save btw
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>>447552
Hey can't forget Pearl Gump
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>>447630
fuuuuuuuck right off
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>>447628
pretty sure this is the right one anon
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>>447657
Keep going tho
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>>447630
I want to cum inside pearl
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>>447694
I want Steven to cum inside Pearl.
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Any edit requests?
Gotta write up a code snippet for this dumbass undergrad that doesn't get instantiate, but will get to them afterwards.
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>>447657
>.gif
.............................................................................................................................................................................
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>>447704
I want Jasper to cuddle me
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>>447707
Garnet and Peridot
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>>447707
Cat Amethyst.
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>>447727
I want amethyst to eat me
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Here's to you, /sug/.
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>>447744
OMFG ULTIMATE DUB LORD
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>>447753
I want to eat peridot
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>>447717
sorry man, here you go bro
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>tfw starved for SU so you start to read bad fanfiction
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>>447781
is Ice King a freak?
am I in the right thread?
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>>447838
>am I in the right thread?
no you aint
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>>447846
What? Are you sure? Because this feels like the right one.
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>>447838
Yes, and I am freak for wanting to fuck Raggedy Princess.
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>>447887
you want the adventure time general, thats in /co/, this is /sug/ and its in /trash/, leave while you can
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>>447887
I want to cum in Jake's snout.
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>>447935
this
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>>447930
NIGGA WHAT
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>>447935
its almost as bad as /b/
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>>447935
>implying that still exists
nyuk yuk yuk
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>>447935
ADVENTURE TIME SUCKS DICK
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>>447986
still, its probably best to try and check or create a new one rather than stay here
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>>448000
TRIIIIIIPS
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>>447630
Shit I hate reading this but I can't stop
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>>447930
Raggedy Princess? Isn't she like an amputee or some shit?
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>172 posts
>29 IPs
loltism
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>>448045
need new thread
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>>448036
I don't think being an amputee is a thing if you never had arms to begin with.
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>>446495
I'm a bully.
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>>448054
Moldy shit, look at those numbers!
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>>448062
Idgaf I still wanna rape her.
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>>448096
I don't think that's possible. Apparently she has really low self-esteem, so she'd likely not care and go along with it.
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>>447462
>Merriwether Williams
Fuck
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>>448103
Maybe another time, Hitler.
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>>448109
:3 niiiiiiiice a living fleshlight
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>>448115
>>
Hey, guys, do you think there are any lost Pearls running around without a master on Earth after being left behind by the retreating Homeworld army?
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>>448171
no we massacred them all, i hope
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>>448136
>>448110
>>448142
>>448103
>>448096
>>448045
>>448000
>>447940
>>447930
>>447838
>>447817
>>447764
>>447781
>>447744
>>447694
>>447704
>>447657
>>447628
>>447558
>>447509
>>447449
>>447423
>>447407
>>447398
>>447380
>>447382
>>447369
>>447304
>>447288
>>446933
I truly despise every last one of you chucklefucks
I can't wait to return to /co/
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>>447367
im sorry pearl avatarfag guy i was stressed
finals week does not do good things for people
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>>448171
I don't think they could be act wandering. Maybe during all those years one understood the husband and wife relationship and found herself one
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>>448171
That'd make an interesting story/arc.
>guy/gal in the last years of the war finds a blank pearl somewhere
>teaches it stuff
>after years the guy/gal dies, pearl is sad
>wanders the world in search of a master
If anything, if a Pearl had an insatiable urge to have a master, they could just get a job and constantly ask for orders from the manager, if not something else.
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>>448219
kill yourself
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>>448219
I want to cum on that guys mustache
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>>448219
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>>448330
Those poor high heels...
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>>448330
FIRE TABLET GIRRRRRRRL!!!!!!
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>>448283
You know, that'd be an interesting comic to see. All I can see in the end of it however is that after centuries of performing tasks for a list of ever-changing human masters, the Pearl ends up working as a janitor.
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You guys sure you aren't up for a little adventure?
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what do you like about /sug/, /sug/?
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>>448219
you are here at will, nobody is forcing you to stay but you
go suck a million dicks
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>>448374
Nothing, anymore.
Why the fuck am I here?
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>>448391
Not even the occasional drawfag?
>>
Watched SU for the first time today on CN. After hearing all the hype, I thought it's finally time to sit through a couple episodes.
Music, fucking amazing. The characer designs are really appealing. The backgrounds are really beautifully designed. To top it all off, the voice acting is pretty good as well. It's just that the animation is very "inconsistent" from what I've seen of it. Like the animator who drew the key frames looked at the character sheet only once before. So the faces and bodies tend to look distorted and all janky-lookin' when the characters move, and on some of the key frames. The lipsync is pretty weird, and almost seems like the characters aren't even saying what we're hearing. Their mouths lack certain expressive elements and bounce that this show seems to go for.
s'pretty decent though. i liked it, it's just the animation irks me at times, and as an animator, it's kind of an animation turn-off
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>>448370
I could also see her being more human than gem, like, she doesn't have a full undertanding of her own abilities.
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>>448406
That's wonderful, honey. Go tell it to someone who cares.
Like /co/, I'm sure they'll love your story.
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>>448219
For being such a dick, here's a wall of vaginas to satisfy that urge.
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>>448421
thank god I'm having a labiaplasty
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>>448406
It depends of where you stopped. Very early on they were still trying to grip the artstyle, it gets much more consistent from then on.
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>>448407
Amethyst didn't quite seem to grasp the concept of gemhood until Rose found her, so a newly minted gem could probably act like they were a human, albeit one that outlived everyone they ever knew.
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>>448420
>420
This is why we suck, by the way.
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Check out this thing I made; Also taking requests.
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>>448438
it's not just about the artstyle
the timing was horrible, though it seems to be a sugar shtick
check mirror/ocean gem and the first four episodes, the pilot and her solo work like Singles
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>>448535
Jasper as a security guard
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>>448535
Garnet in a trench coat.
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>>448535
Pearl begging to fuse with Steven.
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>>448535
Amethyst sleeping on Pearl's lap
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>there is a steven universe general in trash board
lel even the ponyfags did not get this low
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>>448673
No, they got their own quarantine board. Also, how about you check the catalog you supreme pleb?
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>>448535
good and very clean but big, muh d/ic/k instinct is to tell you to resize to ~100px
also pearl and lapis sitting next to each other at a deserted bar please
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>>448219
nearly a third of those were me, lel
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>>448682
1000, as in one thousand, px, not 100. fuck
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>>448673
>>448684
yeah you can leave now
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>>448673
>lel even the ponyfags did not get this low
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>>448695
>>448682
Here you go
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>>448704
nah
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>>448742
yep an autist just like I'd imagined
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>>448421
You're kinda proving his point
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>>448757
maybe
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>>448684
why is that something to be proud of?
>>
we full /s(hitpost)ug/?
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>>448788
is it? I had no idea. why do you think it's something to be proud of?
>>
Is it "did I do good" or is it "did I do well"?
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>>448684
Prove it
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>>448800
It would seem so, Mr. Trip-Dubs.
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>>448845
>>
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>>448890
I can assure you that this is a case of multiple autists sperging simultaneously.
>>
Can someone please make a steven universe version of the last supper?
>>
WE
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>>449013
ARE
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>>449068
GAY
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>>448995
I'd do it but I got other requests, like Steven posing like David, Rose holding Steven like in Pietà.
Maybe Da Vinci is still busy, try calling Botticcelli.
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>>449078
ROCKS
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>>449068
THE
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>>449078
GAYER THAN
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>>449082
AND
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>>449082
WE
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>>449082
FROM
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Post what weapon you're going to use in the inevitable Gem WW2.
Also, every weapon is cool until you have to carry it, pic related.
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>>449099
STEVEN!
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>>449096
GARNET
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>>449104
>IMG_20150815
is this your photo
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>>449096
FOUR GAY
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>>449130
LOL
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>>449130
I'd drink that shit
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>>449129
MIDGETS
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>>449143
>that shit
at least you aren't blind!
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>>449130
LAPIS
>>
LAPIS is SO uGLY UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>449160
LAZULI
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>>449170
DID
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Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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Pearl is the best gem. I will fight any man who claims otherwise.
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>>449177
NOTHING
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>>449187
WRONG
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>>449164
>>449173
NO
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>>449138
>ROFL xD
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>>448635
>>
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>>449182
>Pearl is the best gem
WEAK SHIT.
WEAK.
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>Lapis Lazuli Apologism
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Chubby pearl is best pearl!
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>>449221
She's strong in the real way.
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Go lapis woo
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The board we've lost... the anons we've lost... won't stop hurting...
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>>449122
Yeah, babe.
>>
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>>449268
ROSE QUARTZ CAN GO TO HELL
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>>449268
This hiatus is worse that 9/11
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It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?
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>>449301
yeah I feel it
on muh dick
>>
Do you guys think gems ever commit suicide? I can see gems like a Pearl just destroying themselves when they no longer find themselves able to do what they were meant to do.
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>>449219
thanks!
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>>449276
don't do that
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>>449315
Jasper should and hopefully will kill herself
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>>449276
Gun Control. Fight me bitch.
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Officer Lazuli here to clean up the streets of /sug/. Reinforcements are appreciated.
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>>449361
if you insist
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>>449385
lapisfag reporting in
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>>449385
Oh shit it's the po-po!
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>>449341
I can't see her doing that instead of just constantly trying to kill the Crystal Gems.
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>>449403
Is that a dildo
>>
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Hobopal
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>>449429
if you lube it up real good, sure
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>/trash/ filled with garbage again
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>>449385
TRY AND STOP ME, BITCH
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>>449411
Please begin executing all those who do not comply.
>>449412
>>449464
Submit or be detained.
>>
lewd lapis ?
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>>449464
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What are you listening to /sug/?
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>>449494
This is offensive content. We're here to foster a clean /sug/ environment.
>>
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>>449499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0T2cTuMRU
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>>449494
>>449518
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>>449498
thank god for indexer
>>
>>449531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldN9fNhZcsQ
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>>449385
Fuck the police.
Also I demand someone make a NWA album cover with SU characters instead of NWA.
>>
>>449552
Is this Indexer? I'd like to fuck him.
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>>446481
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Today sure is full of shitposts
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>>449385
Lapua Lazuli reporting in
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>>449558
Jesus this is terrible
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>>449499
Currently marathoning Adventure Time until it gets shitty.
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>>449570
>>
>>449499
my neighbors playing on the street
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>>449538
I'm writing this anon up for execution by firing squad for illicit content.
>>449562
This is harmful to the integrity of the general but I'll let it slide for attempting to foster content.
>>449578
>>449579
We need to work harder fellow officers.
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>>449630
Should I patrol herder, sir?
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>>449499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UVa0ou0Lqk
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>>449630
You can't stop me pig!
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>>449499
https://youtu.be/AkyCaa1wlB0
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>>449499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF9yHO-UUws
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>>449499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJoVrT1-ulI
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>>449674
Patrol hither and thither for Her Boys In Blue.
>>449730
You're not allowed to post anymore you're dead.
>>
>>449104
>killing a fully equipped gem soldier with a rifle
Have fun. I'll be using my pistol on myself.
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>>449130
>>449276
Everything begins with your fundamentals
Remember...
You'll shoot it for him
And you'll shoot it again
You'd do it for him,
That is to say, you'll shoot it again
Keep your, back straight
Keep your breathing steady
As you gain sight picture
Trigger squeeze is the key
Breathe in
Breathe out
Now breathe even slower
And as your scanning targets,
Keep proper security
Everything you have, everything you are
You have to give
On the battlefield
When everything is chaos,
And you have nothing but your shooting skills,
Your rifle, and your equipment
You'll just think about the life you'll have
Together after the conflict
And then you'll do it for her
That's how you know will hit
You gotta pass Sniper School
To get your tab,
So shoot it again
Deep down, you know
You're not the best at shooting
But that doesn't mean you're not prepared to train
What they don't know
Is your real advantage
When you live by the gun,
You're prepared to die
Deep down, I know
That I'm just a sniper
But I know that I can
Hit anything in my sights
With my short existence
I can make a difference
I can go and snipe
You fire to hit
You squeeze the trigger
Okay, now do it again
You shoot it for her
And now you say "I'll shoot it again"
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>>449499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw2ssNnA_Es
it's a shit song and I hate it, and to be honest I don't like anco that much
but it's so fucking catchy, I found myself singing it while I was peeing
so in hopes of removing the earworm am listening it on repeat
>>
>>
>>449499
https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M
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>>449840
I'm crying.
That was so goddamned beautiful.
>>
>>449840
/k/, that was kinda sweet.
Pls don't do it again.
>>
>>449840
this was the only thing that saved this thread. bless you
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for any anon that will need this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XdL9O_RoI8&feature=youtu.be
bet you cunts cant even deal.
>>
>>449964
Another precious memory onto the /trashsug/ memories collage.
>>
>>449964
Many people will need this.
I sure did.
>>
I EAT TABLES
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>>449983
dis is relaxing music for me senpai ;)
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>>450023
thats nice honey
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>>450034
well then god bless your little heart!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51v8dVYgzFc
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>>449385
I'm in position, waiting for further guidance. Am I free to engage the enemy?
>>449840
Beautiful. If only I had friends in my team who watched the show, the would love this.
>>
>"I am a Pearl!"
What did she mean by this?
>>
oh no we've just been fucked by the mods
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>>450063
>>450064
what is real anymore?
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>>450090
have i been cursed?
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>>450070
She was just reinstating that she was the best gem.
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Ayyyyy
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>>450063
>>450064
woah
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>>450115
yeah someone got me for my image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51v8dVYgzFc
this links still great tho if thats what everyones talking about!
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>>450110
This is unnerving even though the animation is pretty good.
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>>450110
sexy_and_i_know_it.wav
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>>450110
eh, gem placement is not so great.
The design/pattern is decent. It looks distinct, and silhouette is unique enough.
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>>450110
I'd fuck it.
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>>450070
She is accepting her race as a literal pearl, what is there not to get?
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>>450245
Yeah I'm sure these 47 different IPs come from the same computer.
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>>450244
pretty depressing pham
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>>450297
47 IPs
one diagnosis
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>>450309
that pic made me laugh harder than it should have
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>>450323
whoever compilled those different letters and made them into a gif must be more autistic than the ones the gif is directed to
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>>450297
>.wav
kill yourself bruv
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So, there's a poet, roughly three metric tons of shitposters, a Lapis based police force, and a god damn sniper in this thread. Did I forgot anyone?
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>>450348
The freaks
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>>450337
Sir, your autism is showing.
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>>450346
>babby prefers his lossy unaudible crap format
step it up
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>>450348
Ah, in this thread you mean
Because overall, there's also indexer, a couple of drawfags, fetishfags, a bunch depressed fellows...
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>>450348
Pearl looks like a fucking dinosaur in that scene.
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>>450348
A pile of filthy executed low-quality-posters.
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>>450428
pls don't bait the animalisticfags
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>>450396
>gramps insists on his obscure outdated meme format
three words only
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>>450437
Shh just accept it.
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>>450472
what the FUCK am I looking at?
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>>450452
>obscure
>meme format
call me gramps once again and I'll rek ur ass m8
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>>450486
worst gem
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>>450502
That's not Jasper, silly!
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>>450511
>That's not Jasper
Yeah, exactly
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What gem should I named my pistol after?
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>>450526
jasper
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>>450526
shit gun shit gem
so amy it goes
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>>450526
Shut the fuck up you dont own a fucking MK.23
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>>450526
Steven.
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>>450584
Did something trigger you?
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>>450584
Oh, but I do.
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>>447728
I think that already exists. Coulda sworn I had seen it posted before. Maybe it was Jasper and Peridot instead. Either way, wouldn't work well with real people like that.
>>447743
Probably better left to a drawfag as well so they can make it the actual cat amethyst instead of kyubey, but I did what I could.
I don't draw well. I can just edit and add hair and shit. Some vector work and whatnot, while these kinds of things are better left for complete redraws.
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>>450625
why is your face blue?
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>>450638
Also, since I couldn't tell which way it should go, here's a reversed color version of it.
Any other requests?
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>you will never be pearl clenching her eyes tight making the feeble attempt to pretend the jasper that's ravaging her is actually rose just to be violently ripped from the fantasy by claws digging into your ass and lower back
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>>450625
I'm a jealous fuck.
I would get a USP.
I named my mosin after a gem.
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>>450625
>needing guns
I show my guns when I flex and my enemies run away senpai
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>>450660
Can I ravage/be ravaged by both?
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>>450669
Don't forget to kiss your bicep goym.
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>>450656
It does look nice, though. Would you mind making this into Opal?
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>>450681
I'm sorry not for sexual
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>>450660
>implying Steven would ever let Pearl go away
>implying Steven wouldn't try to save Pearl no matter what
>implying Steven wouldn't protect Pearl with all of his life and give her all of his love
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>>450656
this with Stevonnie?
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>>450656
Steven and holo pearls
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>>450733
What if she just gives herself up to save the rest?
What if the bargain was to give up rose quartz's pearl in exchange for not destroying earth and possibly finding out about Steven?
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>>450660
Goodnight /sug/
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>>450798
Goodnight mr indexer.
God bless!
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>>450798
>Goodnight
good night as in sleep good night or good night as in good evening?
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>>450811
>God bless
what's that shitty tumblr speak
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>>450823
Uhm. I guess, maybe.
Not God bless?
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>>450777
When was the last time you listened to the intro? They'll always save the day, and if they can't, they'll always find a way.
Regardless I doubt that they'd actually have any use of Pearl. Jasper would turn the deal down, and imprison the CGs as usual.
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>>450851
So that's why the people of this world believe in Garnet, Amethirst and Pearl?
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>>450798
I hope we get some consensual Pearl/Jasper art and fics once Malachite is broken up.
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>>450777
>implying the writers would get rid of their favorite character
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>>450851
Pearl means nothing other than being part figure head of the rebellion. If anything she's taken as a lesson to be shown to the rest of home world.
I never said the jasper doing the jaspering was the actual jasper btw
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>>450874
Rose and Pearl together were literally the original Crystal Gems
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>>450894
> part figurehead
I thought I made that one clear.
All the more reason for yellow diamond to take her for trade and reprogram her.
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>>450894
>literally
no.
and we don't know how many people were in Rose's original NSDAP
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>>450644
I'm shy.
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>>450938
Did you read he guide? It says that Rose and Pearl started the Crystal Gems together.
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>>450938
yes literally, retard
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>>450960
>Did you read he guide
nope, guess its a detail I've missed out
my bad
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>>450961
>taking the time to take a screenshot
>being this buttrustled
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>>451034
it took like 2 seconds friendo
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"Dear Steven,
Be loyal, work out, lift heavy. Drink a lot of beer, whiskey, tequila, vodka. Love those that love you and support you. Have stitches; their story will be worth it. Don’t tolerate assholes and don’t be one. Be compassionate and a philanthropist.
Don’t lie, don’t steal, and don’t cheat. Have honor and ideals. Fuck hard, and love harder. Look after your family, travel a lot; spring break doesn’t count. Serve in the military even for a few years. Believe in something, believe in yourself.
Don’t be yourself; be better, learn how to fight and learn how to kill and do everything within your power to never have to use those skills. Listen to music, any music. Eat right, and love animals. Crush those that harm women, children and those that can’t defend themselves.
Find the girl, the one girl, the one that’s worth it and keep her forever.
Have more will than power. Be an example.
Live.
Love, Dad"
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>you will never feel your limbs grow numb as you are walked to the reprogramming station.
>you will never start outwardly panicking as you feel the last restraint clasp down on you
>you will never sob and beg as they go to activate the machine that will rip away who you are and your memories
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>>451057
>2 seconds
so you memorised the pages? who reads a book for kids, anyway?
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>>451081
None of that remotely sounds like Greg.
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>>451090
This general is getting fucking weird.
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>>451081
literally tl;dr s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
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>>451097
me, and obviously you since youre in a thread for a show for kids
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>>451133
why are you even replying?
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/dank/ thread?
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>>451133
>obviously you
obviously not, because I did not.
and this show isn't for kids, it's for pre-teens.
mlp is a cartoon for kids
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pearl is cute
CUTE!
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>>451467
The cutest.
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>>451081
"Dear Steven,
I probably fucked at least one of the Gems you know. Probably more. If they get round bellies, make sure you spend a lot of time with them because they probably won't be around much longer.
Love, Dad"
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>>450063
>>450064
Do you realise how big of a coincidence this is? You posted at the same time down to the milisecond, so 4chan didn't only swap the thumbnails, but actually treated your two pictures as one. I'm proud of you /sug/.
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>>451715
Both were directed at me as well, it's eerie.
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HEY!
DO YOU LIKE ANIME?
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>>451149
dark porl
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>>451808
No
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>>451822
Fangy poil
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>>451808
YEAH HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED KILL LA KILL I THINK IT'S GOOD DESPITE POPULAR OPINION
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>>451715
Hi I was one of the anons and I claim this post glitch under the banner of the suffering pearls who are a new thing but bigger than mama pearls and knightly pearls
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>>451844
Let's see if the legends are true
INDEXER INDEXER INDEXER
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>>451808
sometimes
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:^)
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>>451808
NO
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>>451866
That's the original image size senpai, well, cropped from a drawroom but still.
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>>451927
Oh, I see. Well, ran it through waifu2x so here it is
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>>451887
We /JoJo/ now?
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>>451564
The cutest
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>>451972
JoJo is gay
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>>451973
Perifag at heart, but I agree, Poil has the cutest expressions.
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>>451972
haha garnet was all like ""Monado Buster""
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>>451914
>Didn't even bother to edit the apron to "Gas the Jews"
Were you trying to look like a failure? Because you succeeded.
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>>452005
>Perifag
what were you before Peridot appeared?
or did you simply not exist before Warp Tour?
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do you like clams, /sug/?
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>>452001
Did you have a point or were you just stating facts?
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>>452030
I joined /sug/ pretty late, and jumped into the waifu train even later, so it has always been Peri for me.
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>>452024
It wouldn't even make sense, given Pearl is a nazi and Steven a jew. Why would she promote their demise if she's taking care of one?
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>>452067
Before or after Jailbreak? If after I get to ravage your asshole, if before I'll still do it but softly.
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>>452132
After; the first episode I remember seeing live is Nightmare Hospital or something.
[notspoiler]pls no bulli[/notspoiler]
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>>451972
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Who /SpoopyPoil/ here
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>>452150
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>Be virgin as fuck
>Buy a sex toy masturbater at a sight
>Order it with the cheapest shipping price
>Not sure when it's coming; takes a week or so
>UPS box came today
>Mom opened it thinking it was early Christmas presents sent by distant family
>Mom waits for me to get home from work
>I come home and go straight to my room
>My mom busts in my room and throws the sex toy on my bed
>"Enjoy." She says with the smugest, shit-eating face possible
>mfw
So anyway, how was your day, /sug/?
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>>452179
I should be studying for my med finals, instead i'm shitposting the best gem
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>>452179
>sex toy
faggot
just jerk off like any normal man would do
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>>452179
I'm sorry, but that's funny as fuck. My day was good, btw.
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>>452148
>the first episode
>Nightmare Hospital
HOW NEW
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>>452209
I think you mean worst.
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>>452213
If girls can buy sex toys, I can too.
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>>452226
Fight me nigga
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>>452221
I didn't like to partake in generals before; I just kinda lurked /gfg/ and /mlpg/ but never was too invested in them.
And then came /sug/ and fucked everything up
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>>450625
what shoes tho ?
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>>452173
Reminds me of something I saved from an old thread.
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>>452251
>/gfg/ and /mlpg/
Well you just lurked the worst generals out there.
/sug/ is tame as fuck compared to the shit I've seen from the rest of /co/, let alone other boards like /v/.
But that's just me.
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>>452251
I was like that, I only lurked /gfg/ and avoided /sug/ even though I loved SU because they would always shit talk about how horrible it was. I caved in when Marble Madness aired since GF was about to hiatus and saw that it really is shit, but also way more stupid and fun.
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>>452247
Alright m8, meet me in the parking lot behind the church at 3 p.m. tomorrow.
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>>452209
Why is pearl so tall? it makes no sense because at least rose and jasper were made to be warriors
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>>452329
Because she's defective
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>>452315
There's barely a difference between /v/ and /gfg/ anyway. /mlp/ is a league of its own.
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>>452317
I feel ya mate, /gfg/ is useful for data and occasionally spawns good OC (Ponderosa and such), but /sug/ is way more fun (and also I don't feel guilty for waifuing).
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>>452329
Because the sucrose wanted a cast with diverse shapes because "diversity"
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>>452354
please dont start posting that shit here
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>>452036
I would slam that clam with strength of Poseidon trident and Thor's hammer combined.
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>>452354
Fuck off.
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>>452370
it's not diverse when everyone else is tall but pearl
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>tfw no giant woman to suck me off like a black hole.
What is life? Is it worth living?
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>>452036
This looks like something but I shouldn't say what it looks like ;'~'
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>>452221
Wasn't that the first episode after the hiatus? That was my first live one as well, but I dl'ed and watched everything before watching that.
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>>452408
I could see her suck and do all the job to jazzy showy music with all her fans or 'audience'
>>
Hey /sug/, are kids worth it? Also, are spouses/significant others worth it for that matter? I've always kept to myself, doing things purely for my own benefit. It's been good for me so far. This show, however, has made me wonder if there's something I'm missing out on in not having kids, a significant other, or anyone to look after. Thoughts?
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>>452478
Rose, pls.
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>>452478
what the HELL are you on about?
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>>452478
That depends. Are you financially secure enough to have children? I'm 20 years old and still living with my parents, I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman or having children.
My next question is, are you lonely? This is probably one of the most common reasons people get married in the first place.
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>>452478
Its a gamble, you can have a little you that you can raise and tell him to zap to the extreme and build the world for you
or you can have a little shitter who faps all day and eats an shits and hates the world, but that would be your fault for half assing the little you anon.
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>>446552
Jesus Christ this post.
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>>452581
Yes, and sometimes.
>>452583
That's the scary part, I would love to raise a good hearted, bundle of joy to be a nice person and such. However, I don't think I could live with myself if they turned out to be a bad person or some kind of shitbag. I would try my best, but a failure like that on my part would be too much to handle.
Same thing with a significant other, my biggest fear would be to let them down or not be able to make them happy.
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>>452646
then you would turn into a vicious cycle where your fear of them turning into little shits makes you do stupid shit to avoid turning them into little shits but it has the opposite effect
also you know, you'd have a wife by your side
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I feel bad being a sadist, I don't want to get off on that stuff but this fetish chose me anyway
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>>452701
don't worry anon someone wants you to make them feel real bad and that's good for both of you.
either way it's just pain and suffering.
>>
[Chorus Singing] [Bell Ringing] [Whistle Blowing] [Beeping] [Jazzy Solo] [Tires Screeching] D'oh! [Screams] [All Sighing] Open wide for some soccer! [Theme] [Male Announcer] The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here- fast kickir, low scorir.
>>
>>452701
you really can't, i try not to feel so bad about it. at this point it's hard to get off to anything but actual torture tapes. i don't contribute in any way or do anything to anyone, but it's still really degenerate. i'm not sure what to do about it
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>>452701
get off sadie ass and fuck her in the pussy.
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>>452832
stop being a pussy and turn into Ted Bundy already
girls nowadays need something to fear
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>>446744
Me too, anon
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dk, dc
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>>452871
Grade - A sociopath post right here.
>>452832
The only reason your doing that is because you led yourself into it and you can lead yourself out of it by seeing the humanity in the victims. Their twitches and gasps and crystal and sobs and trembles are the same thing that could happen to you so maybe...just maybe you might secretly wish it was you and not whoever your watching.
be good to yourself by not tearing your heart apart for a dopimine kick.
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>>453325
>Grade - A sociopath post right here.
You say it like it was a bad thing.
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>>453342
I always looked down on hunters because they never go after prey that could kill them back.
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Hey pipsqueak give us your lunch money
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>>453354
so I'm assuming this is ok with you?
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>>453354
I'm not sure you undertand what sociopath stands for.
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>>453385
Only if they killed it with their bear hands, weapons of any kind make it unfair
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>>453385
Not ok with the gun, maybe ok if he would have a single shot gun of some kind and a back up single shot in case of your going to die.
If your so tough mr scope and high power rifle piece of shit then do it in one shot at close range.
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>>453399
Sure I do.
Self absorption mostly right?
It's your world and we're living in it?
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>>453431
that's narcissism, it is part of the sexy dark triad but they aren't synonyms.
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>>453453
I dunno your posts have a pretty good amount of it if your out and out saying sadism= great to the extreme
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>>453324
Thank you, that's much better.
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>>453518
thanks but I still feel my writing is shit
and the armband should be on her left
small details that tick me, I didn't even edit his breakfast as Loss.
I'm losing my touch.
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I'm taking requests, lay em on me.
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>>453506
blah blah blah you fucking people all post the same because you lack personality.
is that what you wanted to hear?
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>>453530
monstrous adolph hitler/rose fusion making out with pearl
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>>453531
The worst thing is that you took the sweet time, and I'm not even a sociopath.
You're just a stupid loser who eats all the garbage that's thrown at you at any given chance.
Now keep avatarfagging if that's what your personality is about, idiot.
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>>453530
gemling abuse
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>>453530
Jasper as a security guard.
Jasper drinking tea in a sterotypical british way.
Jasper riding a bike,
Jasper kicking Jasper's ass.
Jasper sleeping with a teddy.
Jasper hanging out with Rose like highschoolers
The girls taking Amy for a walk like if she were a dog, complete with a leather leash
The girls trying to ballet while Pearl is the judge.
Steven grouphugging everyone.
Steven learning to use a bike by himself.
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>>453557
>so like i said blah di blah di a blah fucking asssshhole 20 something possibly white kid opinions hey look i also own a next gen console and visit /d/ on the daily basis. go dmytrys, cocks everyday.
this is you right now kid what is going on with your life right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNwotbZBz3U
this is me right now btw.
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friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIJPwAAdmec
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>>453587
dude what is this mess of a post?
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>>453600
mastery.
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>>453600
We're on /trash/, senpai~ What are you doing here?
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>>453614
mastery at what?
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LAST FOR OFF TOPIC
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>>453627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRLC9xejxgk
production.
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>>453637
so you're trying to tell me you caught the autism?
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>>453647
i'm trying to tell you that your shitpost is kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MajfZIyHP8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKbV8NcyCrk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-IgKgTcHkU
take the lecture kid.
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>>453656
How about you go back to tumblr?
Or better yet, your other homes: reddit and 9gag.
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>>453688
ohhh boy here we go, the shitter summer fag logic of anything not going your way being from a site you dislike because the main culture you hivemind off of tells you to.
fuck you and your stupid hand to mouth /pol/ meme comments faggot and learn to insult and post with the smallest amount of flare.
your a walking tin cake and you don't even know it.
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>>453688
what's the difference between any of those places and 4chan
not even him, just wondering thanks and have a happy thanks giving
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>>453647
Lololololololololololololololololololol
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New thread when?
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>>453866
i got u bb. ;)
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