/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Keeping the Pearl Train Going Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Pmg28CGvo
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Pearl the best.
>>432922
mostly lovely gem.
>>432960
Not you, you're creepy and Steven is frightened by you.
>>432966
mommy pearls sit down and let inner turmoil pearls dance.
>>432966
>>432978
Mommy Pearls will never finish their dance, they are the dancers that will dance through the sorrow!
>RQ and Pearl's dance got censored in Europe because they were considered too lewd
What a shame.
>>432993
They were?
>>432993
What? Really? Amy and Garnet's dance is way much more lewd imo.
>>432993
weird, usually happens the other way around in america
>>433007
did you even read
Where are all the female space rocks penises?
>>433024
he meant america is usually the one to censor stuff for being sexual. Europe media watchdogs seem to be more concerned about violence.
>>433024
i did, i was probably just incomprehensible
oh well
>>432998
We Need to Talk aired in Spain today, they censored that part with Pearl and Rose dancing and Rainbow Quartz dancing down to look at Greg when she first fuses.
>>432993
What about the fusion where one literally jumps into the others' crotch
>I still haven't gotten those rqs done
Send your anon hate here http://autocartoons.tumblr.com/ask
Are we trash?
>>433192
Draw at your own pace, drawfag.
>>433197
/co/ mods are just biased.
I mean, we ARE trash, but they don't gotta be such cocks about it.
Hey! You! Tell me three episodes of Steven Universe worth skipping or I shoot her in the gem!
>>433203
>it's been months
stone me, honestly
>>433212
Pull the trigger, anon.
ALBUM OF THE FUCKING YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>433221
Okay you might want to hurry up a bit.
>>433212
Open Book
Shirt Club
Sadie's Song
Now, just calm down and give me the gun...
>>433212
Sadie's Song and any two Onion centered episodes unless we get one where he gets kicked in the teeth
>>433260
>open book
It has cute bridesmaid Connie and sexy huntress Connie, that makes it ok in my book (GEDDIT?)
>>433240
you do know tpab was this year right?
Let's be honest, Stronger Than You would be even better if we already knew about Ruby and Saphie and if they were more developed characters. Why do people love them so much other than that they're progressive creator's pets? The only praise I see is "omg beautiful gays look at these gays". Imagine how fantastic Stronger Than You would've been if they weren't so two dimensional. It's already an awesome moment, but I think it could've been tear jearking.
you got to cool down
take it easyyy
you got to cool down
relax
take it eassyyy
slow down (relax)
it's too late
to worry
slow down
take it e-
take it e-
take it easy
take it easy
take it easy
TAKE IT EASYYYYYYYYYY
bakerman is baking bread
bakerman is baking bread
sagabona, kunjani wena
sagabona, kunjani wena?
the night train is coming
GOTTA KEEP ON RUNING
THE NIGHT TRAIN IS COMING
GOTTA KEEP ON RUNNINGGGGGGGG
running
>sax comes on
>>433323
>if we already knew about Ruby and Saphie
speak for yourself m8, couple of faggots and me already knew befohread that garnet was a fusion
if fusion cuisine wasn't any clue to you then you're clueless kek
>>433333
CHEKT
>>433333
ooooaaaaaaaahhhhhh
>>433333
>tldr
Nice quints tho
>>433323
i feel like right now ruby and sapphire are just being used as development for garnet's character. idk if they'll get more fleshed out in the future
/dank/ thread?
>>433333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEK6xxYz3Kw
>>433397
DUDE
>>433005
A Russian anon told me that in the Russian CN they mainly just rewrote the dialog to make the relationship seem like very close friendship, so that pic is bullshit.
>>433426
It's a joke you goddamn autist. I didn't think anyone would be dumb enought to take it seriously.
>>433397
yeh dude
Give me 4 (You)s or I'll crash this thread.
I'll let you in a secret /trashsug/
I've been a /ug( regular since Wrap Tour aired but to this dayy I still haven't sene a single episode so far of the show
>>433466
you got dubs and a you
use them wiesely
>>433441
>>433356
Good to see the 1337 speak bot migrated from /5n@f/ to /sug/
>>433494
>/5n@f/
Dude.
>>433467
What in the world have you been doing here?
>>433507
Do you think the crewniverse draws stuff like this?
Do you think they draw /ss/?
>>433526
I know someone who probably have a ton of lesbian shipping of SU on her secret portfolio
So the threads on /co/ are better than the threads on /trash/ now. Trash is just the same pearl images every thread. What happened?
>>433507
Cry harder
>>433273
Exactly these.
>>433542
thank the falseflaggers from /co/ and the massive flood of stupid ass tumblrinas and you and me not apporting discusion because the show is dead
hey guys i really want to apologize for my actions last night i was intoxicated and did not mean any offense by posting my genius work of art and as a gesture of good will I will once again, just for you, post my fan fiction for you to read and enjoy
you're welcome yall!!
CHAPTER 22 (1/2)
back at the gem house, all is silent but the sound of the television. in the living room. on the couch, a damaged rose quartz gem entangled in bits of bone and mustache
sits bubbled atop a cushion. On the tv, melissa harris perry rambles on about police brutality. This is amethyst's idea of a joke. The creature was not a fighter,
she had found out soon enough. In fact, it had cried out and attempted to run back out the door the moment it saw her weapon. Scared or misunderstood, it made no
difference to amethyst, already absolutely livid from being woken up, who made easy work of the fat, fleshy beast. This was the harshest punishment she could think of:
an endless MSNBC marathon. She smiled to herself as she put the gem into place and adjusted the channel; it was Friday. Tomorrow begins the barrage of prison
reality tv shows and quack medical advice. As close to torture you can get without exerting any real physical effort.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
>>433978
2/2
Amethyst is satisfied with the prison she has
constructed for her attacker, and quickly decided it did not warrant any close watching. She is certain by now that peridot and garnet are both dead, and for a while
has had a strange feeling that soon she'd be joining them. She did not fear death, but thinking of all the trash left uneaten, liberal internet posters left
un-butthurt and womps left unwomped put a knot in her stomach. She surprised herself simply by fighting back when she felt her life was in danger. That was strange.
Amethyst may be a gem but she had long ago accepted the inevitablity of death as well as the absence of a God and Creator. No true God would have made her stumpy and
defective. No true God would have allowed her mother figure to be brutally murdered while going to the kitchen for more pizza rolls. No. Her God is leisure and
she worships Him at every opportunity, determined to squeeze every bit of comfort and enjoyment from her objectively worthless existence. She sullenly sleeps now in a
stolen massage chair in front of a stolen 32" computer monitor, while in the other room the beast sits dormant, watching, learning.
more coming your way everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>433542
It's not hard to ruin a thread on /co/ tho
>>433538
She ships Pearlmethyst, so probably.
>>433645
why would the tumblrinas want to come here
>>432961
>>432978
>>433098
>>433397
>>434023
sorry, it's a self destructive thing.
>>433212
Sadie's Song
Say Uncle
Onion Trade
hey all ^^ just wnt to remind u all that u r all beautfl cinnbun rolls who require hugs and warm coffeee~~~ 'v' *glomps* xD
What's everyone up to this weekend? I'm sitting in my room naked and hungover.
>>434061
*Wubs you lots*
thanks anon kun! Hugs and kisses :3
>>434072
Fapping to trap doujins on sad panda
>>434072
Playing Red Orchestra 2...
>>434072
cleaning the house
>>434072
Procrastinating
>>434141
Procrastinating what?
>>433467
It's /trash/sug/, not /trashsug/.
>>434180
/t/r/a/s/h/s/u/g/
>>434180
It's /trashug/ pendejo.
I want to go back to /co/mbworld ;(
From tumblr to reddit to 4han...
>>434231
>I'll do anything for you love
>>434243
>>434243
>doesn't know drawendo is a prolific /sug/ drawfriend and he made that exact image in the last thread
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m c︂︂u︂ck newfag idiot pendejo meme dank ayy lmao faggot weed 4u bigman jews steel feathers hitler
>>434254
Agreed. Site-mixing should be banned.
Hitler was right.
>>434268
Shit, did they remove the filter?
>>434269
>gem war is awful because your buddy can get wounded and die
That's all war, numbnuts.
>>434276
FUCK YOU, SORRY IF I FAILED MULTI CUTLER LANGUAGE CLASS THING, MY LIFE ISN'T ABOUT TRYING TO TALK LIKE A FUCKING RETARD YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH PERL NOISE.
>>434298
What is sage?
>>434276
ALSO, WHO FUCKING CARES WAHT YOU THINK, YOU'RE PROBLY A FAGGOT WHO SUCKS DICK ON A DAILY BASIC, IM GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY WITH MY DICK
>>433998
no fuck off
>>434320
When your newfaggotry shines through so much that you become braindead and turn into a sage that offers nothing of value to any thread and you would be better off buying a chair and a rope s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>434276
Thank you.
>>434269
I'd imagine death is exponentially more terrifying for beings that have no way to naturally die and are immortal in almost every way
>>434395
That would never happen, considering you told me to buy a gun but no ammo.
goodbye sug. the shitposting was fun
>>434417
Before you kill yourself, tell us who your waifu was.
Lapis is still on the lead
Ah gez, why do you guys have to fight
>>434404
You stupid fucking shitstain what kind of newfag buys a gun but no bullets to go with it you really are a stupid newfag shithead please ram a spear up your ass s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>434417
Don't do it anon.
post yfw homeworld is short for mother homeworld and is a giant gem mother larvae which gems pay tribute to
>>434429
Hey man, I'm just following the instructions you're giving. It's not my fault if you're not clear.
>>434345
hahaha stalin aliv in georgia, make fast kill of gitler
oa ah
you were the first one
you were the last one
video killed the radio star
video kiled the radio star
in my mind and in my car
we can't rewind we've gone too far
video killed the radio star
video killed the radio star
in my mind and in my car
we can't rewind we've gone too far
pictures came and broke your heart
pit the blame on vcr
oh aa radio star
oh aa radio star
This thread is off to a great start.
>>434464
Are you mentally disabled you fucking idiot newfag you might as well not even bother since it's obvious you are fucking braindead you fucking idiot don't even bother wasting other people's time to get the supplies to kill yourself because it won't even fucking matter for you newfag fuckhead s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>434429
what is baka?
>>434508
dank
>>434551
>>434522
Stupid idiot samefag newfag I bet you don't even know there's a filter to filter your stupid shit you fucking idiot why don't you just see how that electrical outlet tastes since you are offering nothing of value to this right now I am quite literally s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
Homeworld was right.
>>434470
I'd tell you to learn to write, but that'd cause so much pressure on your dung brain that it might explode again.
>>434659
Of course, Homeworld is never wrong
>>434659
>yellow diamond posters shilling
Reminder
Garnetfags = lawful dank
Lapisfags = true dank
Amyfags = chaotic dank
Stevenfags= lawful meme
Fangfags = true meme
Fusionfags = chaotic meme
Perifags = lawful cancer
Pearlfags = true cancer
Freaks = chaotic cancer
>>434597
This is fun. But it got old real soon.
>>434659
Fuck off Peridot, you're still going to die on this planet
>>434661
XAXAXAXA :))) fascist styink so bad wow i can even smell from hear. you make come to our cousin ukraine live in zoo :)))
>>434691
>Freaks = chaotic cancer
I'm aright with thsi
>>434706
I'm not doing this to impress you you stupid piece of shit I'm just telling you what's wrong with you and why you are a blight to this thread don't come here with your uninformed newfag opinions and expect us all to jerk you off just because you think you're "telling it like it is" we don't need your kind here ruining the beautiful thread we once had please just go literally kill yourself just please kill yourself in any manner you see fit because I just cannot take this anymore s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>434659
>It's a Steven saves the day yelling "STOP" episode
You know what, I can't fucking take these threads anymore. All you stupid fucks do is whine about your shitty waifus, complain about stupid meta shit, post the same shitty images, and talk about the same shitty subjects over and over and OVER AND OVER AND OVER. Literally playing games about dating your waifu and whether she will fuck you. PATHETIC. I thought these threads were supposed to be fun, but it's just full of asinine shit that has NOTHING to do with the SHOW. Well I'm done, I'm just fucking done here. I don't know what I expected in trying to generate conversation with you HALF-FORMED TROGLODYTES, it's obvious you all have no true interest in this show, just want to get off on the lewds of YOUR FAVORITE COLORED BITCH. Fuckers. I hope you idiots enjoy sucking Indexer's dick while jacking off into each others anuses about memes and fangs and whatever stupid fucking shit you care about. I'm never coming back to these useless generals, HOPE YOU DON'T MISS ME ON MY WAY OUT YOU FUCKING LOSER PRICKS. CONSIDER ANOTHER /CO/MRADE LOST.
>>434769
>I just cannot take this anymore
Then get out.
>>434788
this
>>434459
wtf am I even looking at?
You all need some holy water in your systems immediately.
>>434788
to explain more than (>>434817)
these thread really are just the same thing, i wish there were more to these treads.
Hey, haven't been around for a while. How have all you gem-obsessed freaks been recently?
>>434841
Everything's cool, we're just having some fun.
>>434841
LAPIS
>responding to copy pasta
Fuck /co/ for the time being
>>434907
still tho
>>434796
I don't need a stupid imbecilic newfag talking down to me respect the elder anon here you dumb shithead why don't you just get put of this fucking thread so you can stop bringing it fucking down with your dumb shit blogposts just fucking go and don't fucking reply to me again stupid fuck s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>434919
Pearls existence is a slow quiet suffering.
When will this hell be over?
>>434892
Yep, that's Lapis. This is also Lapis.
>>434942
boop
>>434971
What about this?
>>434971
LAZULI
>>434997
I'm not 100% sure, but I think that may be Lapis.
>>434788
>/CO/MRADE
at least update your pasta
>>435035
That's good.
>>435024
Yep, that's her name.
>>435088
Bob
>>434841
I don't know, my smoke filled body might reject it.
I'd be afraid of the consequences.
>>435088
she's cool
ᅚᅚᅚ
>>435144
No no no, it's Lapis Lazuli.
ᅚᅚᅚ
>>435200
Yeah she's pretty rad.
>>433569
Is this by Shmorky?
>>435225
Aren't
>>435296
>inb4 (YOU)
>>435296
careful with that eggy browser anon
>>435314
>eggy browser
>>435225
ARE THE CRYSTAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r28NIJkKfEs
/sug/ sings when?
>>435341
GEMS, WE'LL ALWAYS
>>435352
i'd actually do it if someone else compiled it
we'd truly be shit then
>>435381
be super gay
>>435401
AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T
>>435411
well fuck you then
>>434691
>Freaks = chaotic cancer
Isn't she just the worst
>>434823
Strepsiptera, some parasitic bugs
>In the Stylopidia, the female's anterior region protrudes out of the host body and the male mates by rupturing the female's brood canal opening, which lies between the head and prothorax. Sperm passes through the opening in a process termed hypodermic insemination.[1] The offspring consume their mother from the inside in a process known as hemocelous viviparity. Each female thus produces many thousands of triungulin larvae that emerge from the brood opening on the head, which protrudes outside the host body.
freaky
fusion voiced by mc ride when
>>435514
peridot and amethyst voiced by mc ride pls.
love
the kind you clean up
with a mop and bucket
>>435525
>not jasper + amy
get a load of this square
>>435514
The only fusions that should be voiced by men should be Steven/Gem fusions.
>>435677
I think Stevonnie beat you to it
>>435746
I said Steven/Gem fusions, not all of Steven's fusions.
why can't jasper be real
How was your day today /sug/?
>>436002
We don't know that sentient rock beings don't exist out there somewhere. Our dreams are alive anon.
>>436023
It was alright.
>>436023
I'M JUST SO DEPRESSED ANON!
>>436023
Better than Lapis' day.
>>436023
My vagina is definitely not bleeding anymore
>>436039
you're right
I'll be strong, that's what Jasper would want from me
>>436056
Rude.
>>436064
That's good to hear, Sucrose
>>436049
Why?
>>436039
It's actually more probably to find metal based forms in our universe
I'm just going to give in to my autism and say, if it were orchestrated for anons to sing the intro and maybe the other songs so I could put it all together in a video and upload it so everyone can see how retarded we are, how many anons would be willing to participate. Might as well do something with this hiatus and I'm bored anyway and interested in how shitty it would sound.
>>436064
how do you people deal with periods?
how does it feel to have blood constantly dripping outta you? it's almost as if god is shotgunning you
>>436148
That fucker is
>>436136
We already did it and it was awful.
Don't do it. Or I'll come over to your house and do bad things to you.
>>436088
Whoops there it goes bleeding again, guess I can't participate in this thread.
>>436170
Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>436170
I'll let you in, just make sure you can handle me ;)
>>436199
Are you daring me, mate?
>>436136
If you layer it properly, and have one person as each gem, it could go bretty ok. Needed production value seems a little above /sug/'s paygrade though.
>>436227
>one person as each gem
not many people will join in then
>you will never be pearl being captured and slowly tortured by the diamond authority in a room that slows down time.
>you will never beg your torturer to stay because everytime they leave it feels like hundreds of years locked in a dark room with a single light shining down in you.
>you will never be draped in jewelry made from shattered gems and left to just suffer with it on alone in the dark
I want to boil Jasper's gem in semen!
>>436136
Just let everyone say WE during the entire op
>>436259
she'd do the same thing to your virgin anus
>>436270
>>436136
Just a loud WE from over +50 people?
I'm. so. fucking. down.
>>436275
>implying she would be able to form after her gem is encrusted in dried semen
That's funny anon.
>>436259
Fuck off lapis
>>436297
>not knowing dried cum keeps her nose together
WEAK
You know what would be worse than introducing metal beings?
A metal-gem hybrid as a counterpart of Steven
>>436362
>metal-gem hybrid as a counterpart of Steven
bismuth would like to say hi
>>436362
You think Greg would fuck a metal alien? What a pervert.
>>436381
>Pearl128
How big is your collection?
>>436381
The murdercock knows no bounds.
>>436381
Imagine if an all metal race were also all female.
>>436391
Not that big, especially compared to some folders i have.
This was posted a couple of threads ago. Is this cropped or is this the a full version?
Indexer, I summon thee
>>436381
You better shut your mouth before Greg fucks it anon.
>>436403
With gemitals!
>>436408
kek what a plebbe
Pearl is _____
>>436403
it would be funny to see oodles of head canon be confirmed and destroyed simultaneously
>>436442
Trash.
>>436403
Fuck, I don't have that pic of that spoon now
>>436442
Adorable, and a great mom when she isn't fucking up.
>>436442
a tool. Both figuratively and literally.
>>436442
A broken neurotic mess. Fit for destruction.
>>436442
Living garbage.
>>436442
Best mom.
Lapis is _____
>>436521
Best gem.
>>436432
anon pls
>>436521
Cute, sad :(
laptis
laptis
laptis
>>436442
Basic
>>436485
>you will never wish you had gone with rose when she died on your way to be reprogrammed into the diamond authorities new pearl.
>>436521
Suffering
>>436521
A monster.
>>436582
Nah.
Pearl is easily the most /fa/shionable gem
>>436612
She ain't shit is what I'm saying
>>436521
For sexual
Jasper is ______
Hint: Cute.
>>436710
No, she's pure.
>>436719
Handsome
>>436719
That image made me wonder if Peridot has eaten Steven's deodorant yet.
>>436719
Shit.
>>436591
>you will never experience a panic attack followed by frantic pleading as you are bound to the reprogramming device.
>you will never glance at yellow diamond sneering at you as feel the first wave of consciousness being torn from you.
this is the background music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QprzMD6Xevk
>>436722
She's a pure slut.
>forcing a fusion
fuck you /sug/ i'm literally dying right now
no indexer services today-tomorrow
you're either going to eat shit cluelessly as you usually do or do your own homework
>>436885
She did it to protect Steven, she's still pure.
>>436953
two extra times...for steven right?
>>436612
>blue shirt
>yellow shorts
>pink socks that don't go with outfit
>random sash
pearl is easily the least fashionable
>>425610
This is the only one i can manage
Goodnight see you in 48 hours at my funeral
>>436970
Yeah, she's fusion-raping Jasper to protect Steven.
I like Pearl, but I can't help but think about all the gems she got killed by having Rose protect her throughout the war. Pearl was probably a huge distraction and Rose had to constantly protect her and not any other gem, honestly I don't know why Rose wanted her to live so badly compared to all the stronger gems of her army.
>>437048
RIP Indexer.
>>437087
because she saw all good in everyone....even just a pearl.
>>437115
obviously even more so than the others, it just doesn't make sense that all that's left of the crystal gems are those 2 (not including amethyst)
Here's a MEGA I found that has all of the songs and updates when new episodes release
https://mega.nz/#F!XVcGQIyK!fIauSCdJLMJy7rNzDU7Ypg
>>437087
There's a hell of a lot of symbolism in a slave-class gem rising up and fighting back. Besides, I doubt Rose would have kept her on the front if she did nothing but die at the start of every engagement.
>>436903
Dying of what?
>>434659
>4 right angles
no shit sherlock
>>437170
>this gem gets it like fuck
>you will never throw yourself at an enemy to protect the one that gave you actual meaning
>>437213
But it refused
>>437178
the worst flu of my entire life
>>437170
>I doubt Rose would have kept her on the front if she did nothing but die at the start of every engagement.
it feels like that's what happened based on what garnet said about her in sworn to the sword
>>437222
Maybe this is life's way of telling you to stop shitting up the thread.
>>437222
a good chair and rope is the best medicine around indexer
>>437268
God himself has to come down from heaven and beat my ass into submission for me to give up
>>436521
COOL
DEAD THREAD
>>437241
Rose is a lot of things, but she wouldn't constantly risk her friend's life just so she can have someone to chat with in camp.
>>435088
thread dead need a new one
So what are you faggots doing?
I'm playing KF2 and jesus fuck is the farmhouse map buggy, you're actually immortal because none of their hits register on you while yours hit them sometimes.
>>437473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3889Po9yCzQ
sorry, i was figuring out cheap ways to rip this band off.
>>437516
pearl served her role in the war pretty well even if it was probably one of the lowest points in her life dealing with the actuality of war.
>>437559
Guarding trucks and using up my data.
Only 12 more hours to go.
Goodnight /sug/
Don't try and bury me while i'm sleeping
>>437586
Why is it taking 12 hours to guard a truck?
>>437595
You know we always try to.
>>437606
It's a shipping yard so there's lots of different products on these trucks. The company is contracting us to have someone here 24/7 and I volunteered to take a 16 hour shift.
>>436442
For sexual.
>>437642
>Volunteering
>Ever
There's no one you can blame but yourself.
>>437559
halfway through a flask, managing arm pain, procrastinating on quizzes and a paper due on the 8th
>>436521
Best person to cry with
Procrastinating. Embryology and anatomy final tests on monday
>>436719
Best dom/ cuddle buddy
>>437730
True dat
lazy requests please? ill do lewds (adult ladies only, no futa) or general things
>>436748
You're so wrong...
>>437681
Hey, I'm happy to do it. Who doesn't like working 16 hours and getting paid for 22.5 thanks to overtime?
>>437769
No, I'm pretty sure I'm right.
>>437749
Jasper fingering herself.
Optional: she gets caught by peridot, who shyly joins in.
>>437749
Lapis pouring a bottle of water over her face while looking depressed.
>>437749
An angry/frustrated Peridot?
>>437782
Oh sorry, as soon as I read volunteer I assumed you were doing it for free. That sounds like a pretty tidy paycheck depending on what you get payed on hour.
>>437790
>implying that you wouldn't want to curl up into her big, strong arms and sleep.
Faggot
>>437749
Armstrong and Lapis swimming please.
>>437858
Jasper is SHIT
Your tastes are SHIT
You are SHIT
>>437858
Cuddling with jasper sounds painful. . She could rip you in half by accident
oooooh SHIT
>>437948
YEAH
>>437832
It's over minimum wage. That's all a college student can really ask for.
wares that pic of peridot torturing pearl, that one always makes me smile
>>437911
Greg had sex and most likely cuddled with rose. Jasper and Rose are just about as powerful as each other. Soooooo...
>>437993
hmmmm ok
>>437991
>>437991
this
we need it
>>437991
You mean the other way around
If all life on earth was the same for them, why Rose didn't fuck a monkey before?
>>438031
>implying she hasn't
Guys i just had a dream.
>I was in a beach, just chillin, talking for hours with someone under an umbrella.
>we connected for what seems hours in my dream.
>realize i don't know who this person is.
>i can feel her hand over mine but i don't see her.
>it's Jasper.
>scream in terror.
>wake up.
wtf did you do to me freaks!
is the guy who created this mega (https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA) in the thread
I want to talk to him about the order of the shorts (along with the fact that there's now an english version of the lion short) but there's no way to contact him.
>>438043
You have repressed sexual urges for Jasper stemming from unresolved sexual tension with an older female authority
Trust me, my dad is Freud
>>438009
>>438043
Welcome to the club pal.
why do i feel that if rose really got to know what humans are like, she wouldnt have fought for us monsters
>>437726
are you me? i have 4 finals in less than 2 weeks i started today.
Law student btw.
>i'm screwed.
>>438046
>my dad is Freud
You wish
>>437959
FAGGOT JASPER IS CLEARLY THE BEST GEM.
>>437991
please
>>438069
you replied to the wrong person and got my hopes up
>>437991
>>438029
no, pearl deserves pain and suffering
>>438052
No no no, he has unresolved issues with his masculinity and his psyche is trying to make up for it by making him attracted to a woman who's manlier than him. Trust me, my brother was Freud.
>>438091
almost
shes supposed to be looking at peridot with dread
>>438043
This but Lapis and I was happy about it and woke up smiling and then wanted to kill myself because it wasn't real.
>>437991
i have a few
>>438068
I finished finals three days ago, it feels so good.
>>438066
Because, even with that knowledge, she probably have thought the gems were much worse
>>438068
2 weeks is plenty of time m8.
Get at it.
>>438076
NO SHE'S WORST GEM.
SHE'S BELOW EVERYONE, INCLUDING AMETHYST.
FUCK YOU.
>>438095
Why would she deserve something that's pretty close to her natural state already?
>>438120
please let me see them
>>438095
I want to tie pearl to the ground, wear high heels with a skinny heel, and grind it into pearls belly until it pierces through.
>>437991
?
>>437829
>>438043
I had a dream recently
>steven universe 2 parter
>don't remember much of the first one, watched a stream of the second one with friends
>jasper and peridot are bounty hunters
>Gwonam from the CD-I zelda games is Steven's friend
>Steven dies
>Jasper decides to make a show about Steven, walks toward the camera, end of episode
>I'm scrambling trying to find a talk back about what the hell just happened
wake up
I fapped nd came more than 5 times and still feel unsatisfied. What the fuck.
>>438137
from the way weve seen them act, not really
>>438157
Wonderful. Thanks anon.
>>438123
congrats on not being an idiot like me anon.
feel proud.
>>438052
Call me crazy but this is not the first time i've heard this.
>>438116
You are too lucky for this thread anon.
>>437749
Jasper holding Lapis by her arm, saying "they expect one of us in the wreckage"
Jasper holding Pearl down, yelling "a lotta loyalty for a defective gem"
>>438169
You can masturbate all you want but you can't forget that you're alone.
>>438154
this is too merciful
>>438106
I think he has problems with the direction his life is taking and needs someone righteous and strong to tell him about the way he must walk. That and the raging homosexuality his subconscious is trying to make clear.
My grampa was Jung tho.
>>438169
>>438195
time to make a tulpa anon.
>or just go outside and meet some girls.
>>437991
i have more but it's pearl domming peridot
>>438195
>>438218
Last time I went out I saw my crush with her boyfriend, outside is bad anon
>>438169
If your a girl, your probably going to get you period soon. Trust me, I've been through this... a lot.
>>438155
no shes hanging from a rack with wounds and marks from her torture
>>438154
>>438095
>>438091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNwotbZBz3U
>>438249
it makes he hate her more
>>438142
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! YOU HONESTLY WOULDN'T LOVE THIS SEXY HUNK OF IRON?!
>>438292
>>438280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2wGJyt3FMg
>>438294
Fuck off, Kim
>literally owning a fire tablet
Kill yourself
test
baka
desu
senpai
kek
privilege
pleb
raid
rekt
dubs
tumblr
Tumblr
t.umblr
jew
moot
8︂︂chan
meme
>>438294
FUCK NO, JASPER IS A SHIT GEM
AND YOU'RE A SHIT PERSON FOR LIKING HER
>>438294
L-L O N D O N ?
>>438155
moar
>>438236
>having crushes
>having feelings
this is a +18 website
>>438375
>>438249
... this is so cute, but the reason why I want to step on her is because I have a gore fetish. 10/10 would help afterwards.
>>438371
ha it didn't work
>>438294
>>438375
>>438392
why don't you share tumblrs so you can reblog your shit all you want?
fucking pieces of shit
>>438322
HEY! GTFO YOU FUCKING ANT!
more pearl torture porn
>>438408
>gore fetish
>>438294
>bing
LOL
>>438457
Why don't you stop having shit taste?
>>438485
this
>>438485
Pearl abuse is not okay.
>>438385
i don't think i have anymore of peridot domming, but here's some pearl dom
>>438386
I'm not becoming a robot anon not today
>>438457
NO FUCK YOU
>>438524
>>437824
>>438510
Eay my ass and swallow my shit.
>>438537
>>438560
>>438540
I'm not dropping down to your level, kiddo. Your waifu is literally shit.
>>438526
Crushes and feelings are a preteen phase you should've gotten over years ago, assuming you're at least a young adult.
>>438408
>>438485
>i just want pearl to have a moment of peace when she's alone.
>never ever ever going to happen though
>>436843
>>438571
>>438524
>>438537
>>438560
>>438571
Nice f︂︂a︂m, keep it coming.
>>438577
I'm not even the cunt you were talking to in the first place.
>>438595
>all this bdsm
keep it going please
>>438590
YOU CAN KILL ME BUT THAT WON'T MAKE YOUR WAIFU NOT SHIT
>>438591
>>438591
well then.
that's lewd as shit anon
>>438622
not going to lie i'm with this gem.
>>438643
>>438649
What's happening in this picture?
>>438619
Those skirts are much to short for a classroom environment, that top is much too revealing for an educator, and bared midriffs are clearly stated to be against student dress policy.
>>437916
>Santa Lapis will never shimmy up thru your water main to share a festive holiday salad with you under the soft glow of your Christmas tree.
>>438539
Perfect, thank you friendo.
>>438682
Most of stevens leg is fucking missing
>>438598
Doesn't matter, you're probably a freak as well.
>>438691
what kind of shithole school did you go to?
>>438691
Giving a tool to a kid that contains the soul of an intelligent being that is potentially dangerous it's not better.
>>438691
In my faculty you can go in your pijamas if you like and no one will bat an eyelid; there's actually a professor that dresses as spiderman on a daily basis, I believe he teaches vectorial calculus or something similar.
>>438667
and i have some of pearl getting dommed on by jasper/rose/garnet if y'all would like but that's all i have of pearl/peridot but im sure theres more somewhere
I made a comic, about the the pen15 joke
>>438716
Not them but our dress code was fucking shit
>>438742
pls post
>>438756
>>438756
Stfu fire tablet girl
>>438714
Getting caught wasn't part of my master plan.
not sure if any draw friends are around but if i could get pearl maybe using a belt to tie around her upper arm as she warms up some black tar heroin looking really excited about it that would be fucking great.
here's a picture for reference for facial expressions, poses, what have you.
here is some music for the vibe if you want to immerse yourself!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD7f51av1Yk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oy7cWoAAFo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuO3wwLuF0w
>>438756
r u le 12?
>>438802
You really think so? Thanks!
>>438756
>kim
L-L O N D O N ?
>>438742
oh i think i know that one.
i've been writing lacanian observations on the psychology behind the pearl character within the context of sex.
>>438782
>>438756
>>438787
Neat
>>438819
Plz anon, pen15 jokes are very mature.
Just got back from yamacon,
there were shit tons of SU, Homestuck, and Undertale cosplays
Saw at least two jaspers, a white male Garnet, some Roses, a Peridot, a Ruby and Sapphire and of course some Amethyst cosplays.
Never saw a Pearl all day
I was a little upset...
On the bright side I got a pic with Chris Sabat.
>>438845
>>438869
>>438742
I'll post what little I have you haven't posted already
>>438869
oh god my fucking pants.
>>438849
Cute shit anon, post more stevidot.
>>438876
>>438877
Didn't mean to post that picture, but whatever
>>438756
Kek
>>438892
1/3
>>438909
I noticed the date and I was like wait a damn minute..
>>438910
2/3
>>438876
>my precious
>>438909
hey bb wanna fuk ? ;p
>>438933
3/3
>>438842
Who the fuck is London?
>>438940
>>438869
>>438892
>>438910
>>438933
>>438940
>watching a bunch of deviants ravage the best gem because she's emotionally weak and easy to bully.
>>438946
IT'S A
M E M E
E
M
E
>>438956
>>438946
it's ok if you are new, but at least have the decency to lurk more
>>438937
Yeah bby I'm leik 1 mile from ur locatin u wanna c may tiddies 2?
>>438975
>all this shameless debauchery
Should have just glassed the planet and been done with it.
>>438978
Post varguba pls
>>434304
>FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH PERL NOISE
>>438988
I want to lick jaspers abs
>>439011
>>438999
Nice trips bubba
What in the world did this thread turn into?
>>439034
I want her to lick mine
>>439034
Who wouldn't?
>>438991
get out yellow diamond shill. you are the lowest of the low.
>>439002
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wYp7UkZY3Z
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NMu7UfdyRH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wJWzRZmeGj
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0198sVRnTOM
i have you covered.
>>439011
>>439036
>>438988
>lewd pearl abuse
>>439036
>>439048
Someone is same fagging up the place, just waiting for it to stop.
>>439011
HNNNNNNGGG
>>439068
and pearl by herself is just really cute
>>439083
>>439041
that's the cave and this is cthulhu
>>439099
>>438973
I want to kiss peri's beaten, bloody face.
>>439116
>>439128
>>439063
Nice fangs.
>>439106
Ewwwwww!!!! Talk about saddlebags...
Absolutely disgusting, stop this.
>>439086
this pic shouldn't exist
this is making my body experience things it shouldn't
>>439086
What is that
What in the fuck is that
>>439135
>>439099
I'm saving this only because it was well drawn
and because she has my same body shape.
>>439146
>>439182
and some pearlmethyst of course
so this is where the party was at
>>436419
What if I want him to?
>>439177
YOUR WISH IS GRANTES
YOU FAGGOTS BETTER CLEAN UP THIS MESS
>>439219
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL
>>439213
He'd be happy to oblige then.
>>439203
with pearlnet
>>439237
>>439234
>>439146
>>439200
fang gang activate
WHAT IS BELOW ROCK BOTTOM
WHAT IS BELOW ROCK BOTTOM
il hit
i hope you faggots are happy
>>439274
I should finish my dangle pic
>>432907
>Used my old pic as OP.
It's times like these I think I need to visit Trash more.