Hunger Games Thread
WHERE THE FUCK IS SETH ROLLINS?
odds host
evens fucking make events for some new code or some shit that ill host 5 times then kill myself
dubs just kill myself right now
>>4195722
Oh you got to be fucking shitting me.
>>4195704
I want to pet Fyxe non-sexually.
>>4195722
Bye bye motherfucker.
>breaches thread and clears room
Hellp comrades
>>4195707
Oh no, I'm the monster.
>>4195722
Can I have your blood when you die?
>>4195722
>>4195578
I feel that she would not approve what I have done.
>>4195624
You are correct that I do not care for the blood. I am just fond of the result.
>>4195625
Relaxation then?
>>4195650
It is a simple story.
>>4195620
Get up.
>>4195707
I have never heard of these locations until now.
>>4195733
>Fires AK
>>4195722
Please don't....
>>4195740
Yup.
>>4195722
I'll be there in a few minutes
>>4195640
>He gave his life thinking he'd just saved the planet. we should all be so lucky
>>4195652
Clearly. Have you seen the fat guy with the mustache in the dress. I swear some evil magic is coming from him
>>4195681
Keeping fighting onwards, solider
>>4195733
Hm?
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=71
PASSWORD: trash
>>4195707
I'll keep watch of your hammer then Little Miss, don't you worry. I'll keep it safe
>>4195731
They say using a handgrenade is the least sexual thing to use for petting, so use that.
>>4195733
Alright Comrade.
>>4195716
Oh, I'm not really still around this place. I just drove up to give you a good old fashioned Elmore welcome.
It's great to see you again, Birdie.
>>4195630
You really are too kind. I feel as if you're too kind to me in general.
... But I never said I don't appreciate it. I love it really.
>Looks down at you and smiles happily and kisses your forehead
>>4195722
Anon don't do things you might regret.
>>4195707 (Little miss forge)
A monster hunter?
Heeeh... I'm not really anything to be honest. I came here, by cheer hasard... turns out you can make money by winning games, so I decided to stay I'm pretty broke.
>looks at the drawing
OH COME ON, They aren't THIS big?!!
>>4195731
>hugs the Sunset non-fuckingly
>>4195731
I want to pet Sunset sexually.
>>4195722
>
>>4195733
>
You have five seconds to leave before I tear this entire floor apart.
>>4195742
>slaps anons hand away fprm rifle
Don't touch.
>>4195767
I want to burn Anon crispily.
>>4195620
>>4195770
You pass out a LOT, you know that?
>>4195691
>>4195746
I mean...so?
>>4195707
Because. I made it. It's MINE, and...for the longest time, noone ever saw value in them. I've been making these things since I was in my single-digits, when not even my own sister would help me with them. There's a not insignificant portion of me in these things.
>>4195750
You wouldn't be wrong, there...he's definitely not human.
Sorry everyone, but I've really got to cut and run. Got some business to take care of back home.
See ya.
>>4195775
>Fires another AK
>>4195770
I won't budge
>>4195759
Hey Stalker. Is it very cheeki breeki for you?
Salutations, fellow compatriots of the arena. How goes the murder?
>>4195792
See you!
>>4195788
Do it and pretend it was an accident, that you were coughing.
>>4195759
What's the second least sexual thing to use?
Hand? Okay.
>>4195765
>Is hugged
>Counter hugs
>>4195767
Gee, where were you about a year ago.
>>4195801
Yes, though I'd wish for the mutates to go away.
>>4195811
>>4195722
Nice dubs!
>>4195811
No.
>>4195805
Janus you look different.
>>4195811
Don't use Paras-chan for you delusional ramblings anon.
>>4195821
The ride never ends.
>>4195811
>masturbating to my waifu
I would never comit such a sin
>>4195815
Oh excuse me, go ahead, pet the damn mutant.
>>4195815
>reveals face down card
>"Hugs of revealing light"
>you're hugged for 3 turns and you can't escape it
>>4195821
>>4195833
Nice off by one, just as rotten to the core as your cabbages.
>>4195789
There's no point of you being that tall, you being small makes it easier to build and fit in tanks right?
>>4195811
>>4195794
>grabs AK away from you
You lostyour privileges. Go play woth those ARs
>>4195819
Bullets will solve it
>>4195805
Good cormade robot. You?
>>4195746
That is the second time I have heard of that concept.
>>4195792
Farewell.
>>4195805
Not enough of it.
>>4195740
Well the results can be good too, it makes for one less obstacle!
>>4195789
He's silent too. Not a word, just a stare.
I'm going to be heading out.
Fight onwards
>he hops in his tank and drives off
>>4195805
Hello mister. What's up?
My hands are still clean of blood for the moment, we're waiting for a game
>>4195792
Sure thing. Have fun.
>>4195805
Huh. I don't remember the arms looking like that.
>>4195849
Yeah, it sorta does....
>She rubs the top of her head sorely
>>4195866
It's even worse when he DOES talk. Be seeing you.
>>4195854
I'd like to save some of my bullets for an aggressive mutant, as much as it pisses me off, I have to bear it.
>>4195736
You're a monster?! Y-You must be one of those Chameleos things that one tank girl was telling me about!
>She hoists up her hammer and starts running full-speed in the opposite direction.
KINDRED HUNTEEEER! HELP MEEE!!
>>4195740
Well, see, a Rathian is a big ol' green dragon. They're all female. They usually make nests near mountains, with Rathalos. Oh! And they usually stay at the nests to guard the eggs while Rathalos go hunt.
D'you know any places with big mountains? You can probably find Rathian there. Oh, and while you're there, you can also probably find Bloodrun Jewels on those same mountains, sir. Just look for red nodes that look like they can be mined.
>>4195757
>She hobbles and bounces away with the loot, coming back a few minutes later, rubbing her hands together.
Easy peasy. I only broke one.
What were we talking about, sir? Oh, right, thanks for watching my hammer.
>She picks it right back up and slings it over her shoulder.
>>4195765
Guh! They're not?! Come on, I think they are! They might even be bigger than this, sir!
>She makes the boobs on the drawing even larger.
You can make money here? Maybe I can fund my jewelcrafting career on victory money! Huhu..
>>4195789
Hmm... Just 'cause nobody wanted to help you before doesn't mean that you should keep people from helping now, sir. That's sort of silly, even. Like, if you just keep holding your projects to yourself, people're gonna get jealous and want to help you even more!
I really want to see it!
>>4195811
>But paras is the cutest i never would
>>4195801
1...2....
>>4195789
Well the power is too hard to contain. Especially with what it does to me. Im sorry!
>>4195760
Same to you, Nicole.
>>4195762
I just try to treat the golden rule as a main guideline. Though, nothings too good for you, fluffbird~
>Kisses your forehead back while smiling still
>>4195838
Are you telling me you don't want to pet Fox the Fyxe.
I mean, Fyxe the Fox?
>>4195843
>Taps islands
>Plays Affection Denial
>Draws three cards
>>4195854
"I'm not a robot" or am I? You're armed and ready for combat, but for what reason?
>>4195864
Murder = Money or at least in my world.
>>4195891
Noone can ruin my machines like this, either, aside from MY error.
...It's just a matter of pride.
>>4195900
It's not just the power, you get forcibly knocked out a lot, too.
>>4195907
>sets shock trap
>sets up bombs
>>4195914
Jesus, no, fuck no, I'd rather get shot.
>>4195891
So any new plans in that eager mind of yours, Little Miss?
>>4195900
Do it!
>>4195885
I have some extra ammo if you want it
>>4195916
This place and I am a soldier
>>4195864
It's really fun... Plus we're going to be in nature this year, all that beautiful life.
>>4195881
you want some ice for that or something?
>>4195891
Hey! It's rude to skip a chat!
>the clawed girl dashes to the girl, attempting to gain on her
If I tell you I'm a girl will that help?!!
>>4195931
I'd rather not take anything, don't want to overstock or else I'll be slow.
>>4195868
KING CRIMSON
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ldo4xgjpjkcihsy/Crimson%20King.rar?dl=0
For that one "anon" who wanted the album.
Feels free to take it as well guys.
Go to the download "option" it will ask you to subscribe, but tell it to shut up.
Then you click a second time and choose "direct download" that should do it.
Enjoy
>>4195923
Okay drama queen, jeez.
Look how fluffy she is, like come on.
>>4195907
Well it just constantly reminds me of why I love ya...
... MY LOVEBIRDIE!
Anyways, I will part for now... That way I can host for everyone here. Just let me get set up real fast.
>>4195955
Stop this
>>4195891
I....
do not believe that will be possible for me.
>>4195916
Same. There is a lot of focus on bounty hunting in mine.
>>4195936
And this is seen as a normal thing?
>>4195865
That is why killing is great.
>>4195914
Huuhhhh.....
>draws a card
>it's Exodia
>you're obliterated
>hugs again and flees
>>4195891
Now you're just straight up drawing inflation porn! Come on stop...
>sighs
Oh well, wincards sells pretty well here. In fact, a friend named Makoto won twice one of the biggest games here, so I heard she retired early.
But those are just rumors, the truth might be more... creepy.
>>4195921
>Watches as random Apex rajang chargers at you.
>>4195966
Alrighty, see you at the games then~! I'll try to not be late as usual...
>>4195960
Have you ever seen a mutated dog in the Zone? they wimper around the place, usually in places where it used to be a normal dog, it would call out for it's old masters, but when they see anyone, they'll attack, I don't trust them mutants, not even the slightly mutated, but that "fluffy" thing is mutated to the max.
>>4195936
Naaah, I'm fine. I've dealt with much worse, after all.
>>4195998
>exodia is divided into 5 cards you nerd
>>4195995
We do it every year! So it's pretty normal..
>>4196013
>He reaches over her and touches the bump.
You sure..?
>>4195975
What again? It's just prog rock music. Is progressive rock degenerate or what?
>>4196019
>implying I didn't have the 4 other parts in my hand
>>4196008
Oh now you're just being paranoid. You obviously saw that I was inoffensive.
I wouldn't hurt a fly.
>>4195998
>a card
>Exodia
>Okay now I have an actual issue with you.
>>4196008
That's a little harsh don't you think? Surely those mutts running around an irradiated wasteland bear no resemblance to Fyxie over there
>>4195998
>Calls judge
>loses anyway
>Flips table
>>4195920
Ohh, I get it, you're worried about somebody messing it up? But.. That's half the fun, sir! If you don't mess up and have fun and laugh at yourself, then how will you ever get better? Doing things perfectly all the time is boring!!
>>4195924
Tons! Loads! I've got a billion new ideas, sir! So many people have been asking for new gems, like gems that look fancy. I've been thinking, maybe I could make a gem from Gypceros bits that makes your weapon glow all different colors! Does that one sound good?
>>4195938
>The little blacksmith continues to run, but eventually ends up tripping on one of the hanging straps of her overalls and faceplanting onto the ground.
UUAA- Bllrhggrh..
Ow.. WAH!
Don't kill me!
>She rolls to her back and blindly swings her hammer around.
>>4195995
Huh? Not possible? Why not?
Oh, sorry, sir. I sort of just assumed you were a fighter like everyone else here. You must not be strong enough, huh? I can just have Kindred Hunter do it, no problem.
>>4195998
Creeeepy? Ugugu... I don't want to get involved in winning this stuff if creepy things happen afterwards.
>She pulls off the page and folds it, tucking it into one of her baggy sleeves and letting it slide down into her mitten.
There. Now I can show Sophia and all of my other friends what you look like, too.
>>4195868
Games. I love games! Obliteration is fun.
>>4195881
Hey! Must of been a different variant of Nine-Ball, maybe I changed a part or two.
>>4195931
A soldier? Welp, good luck in the after life.
DREAMLAND GAMES 72 -ROBOBOT-
>First how many tributes you enter
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUUdUEJhkl4
>>4196037
So were the dogs until Volva went close to them.
>>4195998
>draws a card
>it's Exodia
That's not how this shit works
>>4196055
Little Miss Forge
>>4196052
>ugugu
>>4196055
Lord Beerus
>>4196055
Spike
>>4196040
Come on, I know Exodia needs 5 cards. In the name one of my favorite scenes ever. Stop reading too much into my posts guys
>>4196055
Serina Leaf
>>4196055
Revolver 'Shalashaska' Ocelot
>>4196055
Rohan Kishibe
>>4196055
Cappy
>Female
>>4195931
Pong cannon!!!!
OBLITERATE!!
>>4196055
Andou Ruruka
>>4196051
They look ugly, she looks ugly.
>>4196055
Stalker
>>4196055
The Punisher
>>4196055
Nanashi
>>4196052
It sounds interesting, yeah
>>4196055
Kindred Hunter
>>4196055
Hustler-One
>>4196055
Praline a la Mode
>>4196055
That girl who loves Spike
>>4196055
Miaya Gekkogahara
>>4196055
Nargy
>>4196055
Premier Soviet
>>4196072
"Ugugu" is my creeped out noise, Anon!
>>4196055
Birb
>>4196055
Starman
>>4196055
Bill CIA Wilson
>>4196055
Clawdia
>>4196036
That doesn't mean you should poke it!
>>4196052
That perfection is satisfaction for me. If I mess up, it's because I did something WRONG.
>>4196053
...Hadn't really thought about that. I'm too used to one-offs and unique creations.
>>4196055
Rika
>>4196055
Tater Tot
>>4196055
Hikage
>>4196055
Yoi
>>4196055
Weiss Schnee
>>4196055
Sensei
>>4196055
King Kaito
>>4196055
RCMP Rick
Evening!
>>4196055
Ram
>>4196055
Barry
>>4196103
I love you more.
>>4196055
Baki
>>4196055
Elly
>>4196055
Rei Ryghts.
>>4196055
This girl
>>4196055
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>4196055
Koichi Kizakura
>>4196055
Vox
>>4196055
Yukine
>>4195995
Yeah, except getting killed.
>>4196052
>the clawed girl extends her claw
Come on, I know by now you guys don't enjoy being killed.
>>4196133
Heya Rick.
>>4196055
Rize Kamishiro.
>>4196086
>armor absorbs hit
I live!
>>4196118
Haha, alright I believe you, you seem fine.
>>4196036
I never had the experience. I suppose My outing with Urotsuki will count as one.
>>4196052
I just never heard of those creatures. I do not believe they exist in my world.
>>4196174
Well we are not the ones getting killed.
>>4196133
Hey Rick.
>>4196124
Hello Weiss.
>>4196153
Good evening
>>4196053
Well you're lucky, One is going to start.
>>4196057
I've got pretty close to a lot of people here.... and they're still alive, see? No problem.
And I'm sure those mutants were'nt as pretty as me.
>>4196052
Oh? You were just drawing it to show me to your friends? He-he that's cute. (Still I think they might thing I have two giant tumors or something...).
Still, if you plan to draw every strange thing you see here, you might run out of paper, let me warn you.
3 more.
>>4196206
Mahaaa
>>4196133
Welcome back, Rick.
>>4196206
Dog mom
>>4196176
Hi Sunset. Long time no see, how have you been?
>>4196200
Hi Soviet. Things going well in Russia?
>>4196206
Actually 5 more.
>>4196206
Brain
>>4196206
Unknown Planet
>>4196206
>>4196221
Izumo Kamiki
>>4196206
Rolling Douchebags
>>4196200
Hey there. Evening, and it's also a fine one...isn't it? No headache...that instantly makes it a nice one.
>>4196220
Mobilized and ready for WWIII. Liberals are trying to destroy world
>>4196221
The Joy
>>4196184
Yeah, I know I'll live. Though, I think I might be turning in after this game.... Was mostly holding out in hopes I'd see one of a few people.
>>4196118
Some days I'm really picky, or sometimes I just want to differentiate from the AC's I use. I might be an AI myself. . .THE REALITY OF THAT HAPPENING IS ZERO.
>>4196201
Those corporate asses, put their research to work.
>Whistles.
You're one of the sexy irradiated mutants, am I right?
>>4196221
Akiba Red
>>4196201
No they are as ugly as you, the dwarfs look prettier than you.
>>4196233
How about the rest of the kids?
>>4196212
Hello Spike. Good to be back despite the late hour
>>4196236
How so? They aren't too-too bad here in Canada right now I think.
>>4196118
Naaah, that's not right, sir. Like, any time people try new things, they're bound to mess up. That doesn't mean trying new things is something wrong. You just need to look at the bigger picture!
>>4196174
>She doesn't take the claw, instead just scooting further away on her butt and keeping her hammer outstretched.
How do I know I can trust you? You just said you were a monster! I'm a monster hunter! W-Well, I'M not, but I work for a monster-hunting Caravan!
>>4196192
They don't exist? HUH? Do you live in a world without monsters, sir? No way.
>>4196201
I know there're loads of weird things here, sir. I just thought I'd draw you, since you're sorta like a Palico, kinda.
Hey, speaking of monster hunting, do you need anything of yours fixed?
>>4196232
>The young blacksmith loli takes a deep breath inward.
.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
>>4196221
Agent Venom
>>4196200
How are you doing today, Russian man?
>>4196182
Oh it hasnt hit you yet. I just fired a little lightning at you to keep you entertained. See?
>Rei casts lightning repeating the process.
The shot will cut through this building until all that remains is ash! Hahahahahaha!!
>>4196192
It definitely will, you said you were going sightseeing right?
>>4196254
I'll wait in your place, don't worry.
>>4196265
They're as tense as always...Comes with the job, I guess.
>>4196255
Find something you like and stick to it, is how I work.
>>4196276
I'm always looking at the bigger picture.
And I'm not necessarily trying "new" things. Sure, to make a slipup means there's room for improvement, but that also means you're further from perfecting your craft than you thought.
>>4196291
Well, you wanna see them for your own reasons, remember.
snakes are fucking ugly
>>4196273
In case Hillary becomes president and begins destruction to our world.
>>4196286
Fine. You still feeling bad about my world?
>>4196288
I don't care.
>>4196281
Hello soldier
>>4196220
Oh you know, drifting here and there like a nomad, vagabond, call me what you will.
>>4196139
One day you'll see.
>>4196094
What? How, explain yourself.
>>4196303
Need a drink?
>missed the game
fug
>>4196312
Buuut.. That just means you have more time to build things. Isn't that what you have fun doing, sir? Why try to speed up being finished with it? I'd love to build something forever!
>>4196327
Huh.. what.. oh hey stranger.. what do you want?
>>4196276
Negative. There are may of them. I just have not heard of what you stated before.
>>4196291
Yes. It is something I have not seen.
>>4196316
No one snek is a cute
>>4196255
That'd be the fourth time I've been called a mutant... still you're the first that added "sexy"
You've got pretty nice taste for a robot. But you might just be programmed with a more advanced intelligence than humans after all.
>>4196264
Well, to each their own I guess. I'll just say your mask is clouding your judment.
>>4196276
Fixed? You're blacksmith? Huhhh.... I don't usually wear or bear metal.. I don't wear to be honest hum... Oh yeah!
>she takes out a Nintendo 3DS
Some little brat doll endomùaged this some day ago. Maybe you could do something about it, it's kinda metallic
>>4196344
don't feel bad. maybe someone can swap you
Uhhh I think something happened.
Oh well, this'll be fine. Check it anyways.
>>4196273
Everything calm on the border?
>>4196330
Hey, I've got ten years of experience loving you under my belt. I've got ya beat.
>>4196327
I'm still disgusted that your humans manage to fight other humans just to fight.
Surely there has to be some better common enemy.
>>4196344
Post an entry, I'm feeling quite generous.
>>4196327
Don't care? Why? Don't you have a family or something? Evacuate, you retard!
>>4196344
Dog mom is going to swap you in, woof
Make your entry woof
>>4196344
Hey buddy if I made it in I'll give ya my place. Need to count my bullets anyway
>>4196358
Pretty good
>>4196349
How are you and what's you name?
>>4196312
Not really... I'm only waiting for one person.
>>4196316
Snakes are cute.
>>4196353
You're going to have fun right?
>>4196358
Looks fine to me.
>>4196327
Don't get me started on the state of US politics right now. But don't you think you're over reacting a bit?
>>4196330
Any particular reason or are you doing it just for the sake of it
>>4196358
Looks good.
>>4196361
Well they haven't built a wall here yet so that's a good sign.
>>4196192
Says you, I got murdered yesterday.
>>4196276
>she hops closer and closer
But you only work for them, come on, I'm nice, I won't ask for blood.
>she sits down and puts her claws behind her back
>>4196344
Who are you? I'll swap out my filler.
>>4196358
That bird district is gonna hurt.
>>4196382
Watch out for the birds.
>>4196386
Why would they do that?
>>4196358
What an utterly terrible branch. Not even anyone that could be considered a talentlful addition to the branch is present. What a shaaaaaaaame...
>>4196358
"No, no! Killing games are horrible! B-But it looks correct! Everyone, please be careful!"
>>4196358
Oh well. Got bullets to count anyway.
>>4196383
Hey hold up!
I can't just pass my name around. I don't know you!
>people actually find morbidly obese furries attractive
>>4196385
There are a few reasons to have fun during that.
>>4196391
Well I am not the one getting murdered.
>>4196358
Proceed.
>>4196358
Looks good. Let's begin the franking
>>4196362
Demons or advanced species will help us stop fighting but we will just go back to fighting each other. War never changes
>>4196364
I have no family or anything but the uniform and my loyalty.
>>4196330
Imagine a broken down pug face, that is being burned and grinded next to a toilet. that's her.
>>4196355
Oh really.
>takes off mask
holy fuck you look uglier
>puts mask back on
>>4196345
That means you can't enjoy the end result. I hate stagnation, but...I hate being bad at my craft even more.
>>4196358
A tengu? Eh, whatever.
>>4196385
Yeah, yeah, Haku...ergh, whatever.
Whatever, anon.
Don't come crawling to me expecting the same kindness later.
>>4196420
Advanced species?
What the heck does that mean?
>>4196405
If you say so bud.
>>4196353
You've never heard of a Rathian? That's a first! How about a Tigrex? Brachydios? Duramboros?
>>4196355
Yep, I'm a blacksmith! Well, more of a jewelsmith right now, but I'm learning how to blacksmith from The Man.
>She takes the handheld device in her mittens, holding it up and looking at it from every angle.
I, um... I don't see where this is broken, sir. Can you show me? I'm not seeing any cracks or anything..
>>4196391
>She gulps and uses her hammer to sturdy herself as she stands, keeping her eyes trained on your arms.
Fine, just... Just keep those claws away from me. I don't trust you, like, at all, sir. I'm sure you understand why..
>>4196431
I think you've gotta fail to appreciate success, sir. That's what papa always tells me, every time I break something.
>>4196358
It looks good...but what kind of mess will this turn out to be?
>>4196340
I'm fine for now...I don't want to die because of too much of the good stuff.
>>4196361
Did you dream of us?
>>4196386
I like the fresh air. Mother Nature has some beautiful things to offer the soul.
>>4196427
Oh please, they're not even the same breed.
>>4196312
If I were to use my strongest model -- it would end up killing me and obliterating the entire planet. Truth is. . . nah, that's harsh.
>>4196355
For the last time, I'M NOT A ROBOT! I PILOT A ME-- I don't care anymore. . .
>>4196415
Yeah yeah I know... You don't have anything more to say other then you're going to meet her parents.
>>4196431
Hm? Is something wrong? Ah, but what do you want me to tell Ms. Patchouli or Urotsuki? Other then you grew?
LET US GET A MOVE ON NOW.
>>4196451
Don't worry, I understand.
>>4196475
I want to set that bug on fire
>>4196464
Only like every night since I was fourteen.
>>4196483
Now that was just too fast...
>>4196464
Exactly, that's how ugly she is.
>>4196483
>throws the hat on the floor
weird thing, don't know why I did this.
>>4196397
That depends who you ask, eh? If we build it, it would be to isolate ourselves from the States. If the US builds it, it would probably be for "national security" or something
>>4196464
I get plenty of it out here despite the nasty forest fire that happens up here. When it does you can smell the smoke for miles.
>>4196483
Oh. Okay?
>>4196408
I am Soviet. Russian Soldier. Spetsnaz operator and leader of USSR.
>>4196386
No.
>>4196444
Aliens...
>>4196460
How about food?
>internet so slow and captcha is being cyкa
>>4196427
O-Okay sorry. I'll just put a paperbag on my face then
>puts it on
Looks better? At least we can agree, that I'm not dangerous, right?
>>4196451
It might be on the inside... Do you have any screwdriver to open it?
I don't know if I'm being understandable but If I activate this button. The picture on the screen, should be 3 dimensional.
>>4196465
Ooh sorry. You know, I've seen such strange stuff here, a giant robot would be the least to surprise me...
>>4196483
>runs away
>>4196483
Another hammer?! SWEET!
>>4196483
Boom!
>>4196483
>>4196437
That is why it is so much fun for me.
>>4196451
*she stares blankly at you*
>>4196479
I do actually. This will be my first chance to look at Japan.
>>4196483
This is effective for my appearance.
>>4196451
Don't hit me with the pep talk.... We've all got our reasons to keep going, you know.
>>4196465
That sounds more like you're just making it up.
>>4196479
No, I want that part to be kept a secret from them for now.... I just want the former to know I need to get her help with something...and that I've sighted a few more people from "my" version of things. And Urotsuki...well, if you do see her, tell her "it's ready".
>>4196514
Can you also set yourself on fire?
>>4196505
Well, do you want one?
>>4196483
I guess this is where we part ways already Yoi-tan... I didn't see the bull coming out of nowhere, it caught me by surprise...
Oh man, I forgot that was even a thing that could happen. First time I've seen it anyways.
Oh well, ya just gotta keep on trucking...
Okay that was a bad joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfdcH5KfvoM
>>4196534
Well, now that's just mean...
>>4196508
You've had alien invasions and you're still killing each other?
>>4196502
Alright now I'm curious. What qualifies as 'cute'.to you?
>>4196496
>snrk
It's a wonder you're not blind.
>>4196505
Nature's cycle.
Who was it that said that... "Light is but a farewell gift of those on their way to die"
>>4196565
Marx?
I dunno who you really are little guy, but enough commie wants to see me dead already, I learned my lessons : No thanks.
>>4196565
Never thought I'd be having a picnic with a soviet of all people. Wait, didn't the Soviet Union break up years ago? Why are you still around?
>>4196572
thicc
>Moans fuckingly
>Sunset
>>4196572
what
>>4196483
Huh... This is a really nice grab.
>>4196529
Haha, maybe you could stop off at Crypton HQ and look around..
>>4196533
Alright, I'll pass it along if I see them, but how many friends do you have here? I'm a little curious..
>>4196565
Hey, you're better at this then I'd thought you'd be..
>>4196565
"Now that you saw that, stop the pointless violence! It's pointless for a reason!"
>>4196508
Soviet.. as in cold war USSR era Soviet?
Or you simply just have that name?
>>4196565
Never gamble with an avatar of greed.
>>4196581
H-Hey, I said dream, not.. that.
>>4196565
Well excuse me, I was telling you how to dress properly and this is how you reply to me?
>>4196581
Little tiny girls, women, the pure and innocent, basically anything that isn't in the Zone.
>>4196485
Well.. Good. I just don't want to take a risk with a monster I don't recognize, sir.
You're called a Clawdia?
>>4196514
>She drops the 3DS on the ground and hoists up her hammer, swinging it down onto the bottom screen and cracking it in half.
Well, lemme see.. Besides the ones I just made, I don't see any broken bits. What's this thing do, anyway?
>>4196529
>She stares right back, smiling like a doofus.
>>4196533
Am I wrong though, sir? I mean, you can't say that winning at everything all the time wouldn't get boring.. Even the thing you're best at, there'll always be things to learn, and times that you mess up!
So, it's best to just laugh at yourself and enjoy what you do, because you enjoy it, sir.
After all, you'll be super bored if you finish your "life work" this early!
>>4196567
No I meant. Alien invasion would stop us kiling each other but after we destroy the invaders with adapted technology we would turn our futuristic weapons on each other. You get where I am going?
>>4196572
fucking ugly
>>4196508
I hope you're wrong here, guy. The world is in enough trouble as is
>>4196537
Of course not! It would be both a shame and a waste of time. Plus it would push me off of my job here
>>4196565
So what am I going to do with this can
>>4196581
It's a cycle we're making worse. Forest fires aren't bad when they occasionally occur naturally, these ones are far worse and are forcing people from homes.
>>4196529
>she nods
Mmhm!
>>4196565
Maybe she'll like me with this.
>>4196617
Nope, I'm Clawdia, I'm one of a kind.
Well I guess it's normal for people of her type to use Firewalls to keep people out. At least it would seem to be. I don't know how it works in her land.
>>4196572
Geez that scared me. Don't do that to me, anon.
>>4196565
Guess its boom again, this time reversed...
>>4196572
I remember when this was considered a jumpscare
>>4196603
That is my codename. Real one is Dimitri. But I am a communist but a Leninist. Stalin had his moment but I am open to compromise.
>>4196637
"This isn't that bad. zzzZZZzzz"
>>4196600
>She shrugs briefly
I don't know many people here well enough to call them that.
>>4196617
I don't expect to ever finish. I just don't want to suffer any dangerous accidents because of my failures again....
>>4196637
Bah....
>>4196565
I am not that sadistic.
>>4196600
We are still on a mission. Plus she told me she lives in a rural area.
>>4196617
*she catches you staring at her*
You are being odd. No I have not heard of them.
>>4196631
Won't they still need people on the wall to let people in and out?
>>4196637
I wish Sunset were here.
>>4196637
I wish for blood.
>>4196533
Making it up? Yeah tsk. Like how would I be a extremely advanced AI, with a facility containing billions of 9-balls to keep humanity from destroying themselves.
>>4196631
French leader has betrayed his people. Turkey had a failed coup. What else isn't wrong in world?
>>4196637
I wish for new ushanka
>>4196634
One day, you will be so skilled that you will not have to worry about dying.
>>4196637
I wish Mother would take me back.
>>4196572
>Roundabout intensifies
>>4196611
Oh.... I see.
G-good thing they don't have any elementary schools around here.
>>4196606
Don't act like you didn't.
>>4196596
>Phones Buckingly
>>4196631
It's a terrible thing... Unfortunately the time spent rebuilding will be you know... Taxing, but things can always be rebuilt.
>>4196617
WHAT THE F...
>she pounce on the broken 3DS, holding it as if it was a child.
Now I have flashbacks form that one time the lil' cousins came...
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GAME!!! But now... it's just a... useless thing...
Didn't I tell you if you had a screwdriver? What did you do this?!
>>4196637
Thanks... I'm safe...
>>4196638
Now that you mention BOOM...
A lot of things have been going boom.
>>4196637
Thanks buddy.
>>4196654
The entire point is to prevent traffic all together, which if you know anything aboot our Can-American traffic is ludicrous
>>4196671
Hockey season starts in the fall, and we're approaching our 100th year of independence.
>>4196701
Doesn't make it any easier on the people who live there
>>4196701
Y-You're a very attractive-
I was full of hormones, okay?
>>4196677
That sounds nice.
>she steps close to Ramlethel and wraps her claws around her
You're nice Ram.
>>4196642
I'm I stuck in a strange time loop.. I thought that..wait never..
So Soviet... Names F- Venom.
>>4196682
https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>4196637
Not really butter though..
>>4196651
What about Urotsuki, you made that thing for her.
>>4196653
Ah.. That's fine then, didn't mean to change your plans.
>>4196726
... Ugh, such a lame way to get killed..
>>4196701
But they do have a lot of women, too bad they all seem very murderous, are you murderous? oh wait you were talking about guns last time, you are murderous aren't you?
>>4196634
You're the ONLY ONE, sir? Like, there're no other monsters like you? What happened to them? Are they all extinct?
>>4196651
Dangerous accidents? Weeelll, duh, sir. That's why you wear protective facegear, in case your stuff blows up in your face. These clothes are made of Royal Ludroth hide, which is super resistant to fire. D'you want a pair?
>>4196653
Hee-hee, aw... I was hoping at least one of those would ring a bell. I guess we really are from different worlds, then. Well, I'll just have Kindred Hunter get the parts instead, and I'll make the gem for you. Oh, and obviously, I'll repair your axe, sir.
The gem'll take about a day, though.
>>4196720
>She just stares at you, confused, mounting her giant hammer on her shoulder.
...I don't get it. What'd I do? I'm gonna fix it anyways, so it doesn't matter if I break it a little bit more to find out what's wrong with it, sir..
How's that little thing a game?
>>4196726
I have a ridiculously strong stomach. What was in that food?
>>4196730
Why is that? With Mexico it's a lot of illegal activity, what's the drive for yours?
>>4196726
"AAAAAAAWWHHHH! This is too dangerous! Somebody help me get off from here!"
>>4196726
W-What? Really? But I don't want to fall in love with a girl that just broke my 3D...
>prays for furry porn to come already
>>4196637
Hmpf...
...Didn't expect someone to dismantle me of all my weaponry that fast. You win, fair and square. Good luck.
>>4196753
>>4196726
Enemy eliminated.
>>4196730
You won't have #CanadaWasNeverGreat shit. Unlike America. I feel bad for them
>>4196748
So I assume you are American. Deployed into Iraq or my hope and dreams Afghanistan
>>4196665
If your reality needs that for mankind to survive, they must be pretty pathetic.
>>4196753
She's one.
>>4196761
No amount of protective equipment can help you when your tank starts self-destructing because the power source grew unstable from the sheer damage it took.
>>4196761
Nope, they never existed, I was made into one by a book.