HG Thread: yfw games are cancelled edition
no more
>>4178293
kek
>>4178293
Death battles are garbage, especially fan made ones
I'M THE HERO~!
>>4178240
I dunno man, something else
>>4178247
Well you can say that, but I'd disagree
>>4178283
>
>>4178310
Oh hey, that's me!
>>4178312
>>4178283
>She flicks your nose really hard.
NOT ANYMORE!
>She raspberries and makes a run for it.
>>4178285
Uhhh, thanks, I guess.
No idea what I'm going to do with these...
>>4178310
Ruby would totally beat her, not even a contest.
>>4178289
Drat, I will need a replacement now.
>>4178314
It's not nice to bully a young maiden such as myself!
>>4178240
The Grimm are soulless creatures of destruction.
>>4178257
Weiss, do you remember the war between the Faunus and the humans? Each side had done terrible acts to the other and by the end of it, we were all to have forgiven each side with the Faunus complying but the humans still despising us for the acts in which they too committed.
How goes your daily scheduled murder -- fellow compatriots of the arena?
>>4178338
I wasn't even bullying you, I was just saying I disagr- wait, you're a chick!?
>>4178320
You may be important, but me being the personification of America itself is a very important job, dude!
>>4178329
O-OW! You jerk! I hope you eat M&Ms and Skittles in the same bowl!
>He runs after you, shouting passive-aggressive insults in a very childish manner.
>>4178312
More like queero!
>>4178362
As I told the other young man! Underneath this iron husk lies the heart of a pure maiden!
>>4178364
Zing
>>4178247
Whatever you say man...woman...I'm not sure what gender you are now. Ah forget it, I'm heading to bed.
>>4178289
I'm sorry but you were in a trance. I'll make it up to you tomorrow I'm tired.
>>4178314
How about you just head to bed? That's what I'm doing. Night Junpei.
>>4178358
That's right I remember some girl named Ruby telling me about them. Sorry I'll tell you more later, I'll be heading off to bed.
>He gives her head a quick pat before heading off
Sorry to cut conversations short everyone. I'm really tired tonight. See you tomorrow.
>>4178361
Well besides the latest match getting cancelled it's alright! How about you, rad robo-dude?
>>4178335
But I know her weakness!
>>4178338
I win!
>>4178363
Is America a cute girl?
I want to fuck sonia.
>>4178364
BAZINGA
>>4178358
Of course I remember.
Are people that stupid that they think humans didn't do anything bad?
>>4178380
No you!
https://clyp.it/vsddg1gd
>>4178385
me to
>>4178389
>Picks your pocket
>>4178364
N-No, YOU!
>>4178383
It depends on which universe we're in! Apparently, Estonia once went to an alternate universe where all of us were girls and vice versa!
>>4178364
Pfft...
>>4178378
I never would have guessed, actually
>>4178380
Night man. Sleep well
>>4178383
Like what?
Do you think you can go faster than Ruby?
>>4178293
Lambchop'll pull through, she always does
>>4178380
... Goodnight sir.
>>4178387
Each side did what they thought was the right thing, even is the other side did the same and they see it as the wrong... So many are just so arrogant to the wrong doings of their ancestors with very few accepting what has been done on both sides.
>>4178383
It was time to upgrade anyways sugar! I still have the clear better collection.
>>4178410
What did you take me for hun?
>>4178406
But that's a different you.
>>4178414
Speed is my forte!
>>4178436
You haven't even seen mine!
>>4178423
Tell me, young faunus, why do you wear that ridiculous bow?
>>4178436
A robot
>>4178381
Me? Completing my missions 100% perfectly, with a collateral damage bonus. Well I'm not a robot at all, well....not really, "I am a robot".
>>4178448
And? It's still me, so I am technically a cute girl, making me more important!
>>4178448
Call it a strong hunch hun, it's my second job practically!
>>4178453
Nope! It's a power suit that makes my job easier!
>>4178472
But this you isn't, so this you isn't important!
games when?
reeeee
>>4178423
The whole point of war is both sides trying to prove that they're right.
That obviously means they're both wrong to start with.
>>4178448
I reaaaaly doubt you're faster than Ruby, kid.
>>4178450
Wait, what? How do you...?
>The girl appears as though she is about to run away but instead just remains standing.
>>4178483
Well, it actually IS my job.
>>4178464
Oh I think I recognize ya! You're one of those "ravens" ain't ya
>>4178485
But I AM important! I handle diplomatic relations and many people like me, so I'm just as important as a cute girl!
>>4178525
>>4178513
Trust me, dear: However clever you think you are, I assure you I am moreso.
>>4178514
And do you have hundreds of secret cameras in girl's rooms that they don't find within 5 minutes?
>Danks doobies with the next 3 posters
>>4178483
Huh. Like I said, never would have guessed
>>4178523
. . . .Yeah. . . . What's it to yah? I am a Raven. I'm the best the--
What the hell, what would an irradiated otter know about the Raven's Nest? Who the hell are you?
>>4178531
...What?
>>4178553
>>4178558
>>4178567
>puff puffs then passes
>>4178544
Too much effort for endless copy's of similar images
>>4178567
>shrugs
>>4178512
Yes, but sadly there will always be those who disagree, sadly that would be most of the population for humans and Faunus alike.
>>4178532
Well...
>She lets out a slightly depressing sounding sigh.
It's just, with how my race are perceived I want people to see me for who I am, not what I am.
>>4178581
No, no, what is it? You went deathly silent just then.
>>4178512
There's no cute girl I can't catch!
>>4178581
Ah yet every image has a meaning of it's own! Perhaps you are far too young to understand hun!
>>4178553
Most people don't! They just assume I am a creepy stalker in a suit!
>>4178574
There's not enough drugs in the world that would let me understand the show you're from Patch, stop trying
>>4178558
Name's Dean. Dean Wilson. I dunno how, just familiar with ravens and armoured cores. Mighta been when I was tuning in and out after enjoying my "kelp"
>>4178588
As far as I'm concerned, it is an eyesore that only distracts further from who you are.
>>4178617
Well they're not wrong, it's just they do get wrong your gender
>>4178610
Oh, you just reminded me about someone.
>>4178617
Which is why each picture should be unique and capture it's it's own cuteness!
>>4178588
I guess so.
Just don't let it get to you, Blake, okay?
I've got to get my beauty sleep, so I'm going to be heading to bed now.
>>4178613
She'll be the one running at you.
>>4178646
...Is that a good thing, dude?
>>4178636
I am not creepy! It's just my job and hobby to stalk certain people!
>>4178646
Ah but you see, with each unique picture comes a copy to sell! Only the best of the best of Noi- Of said target I keep for myself!
>>4178650
>>4178676
Making it a hobby makes it creepy though
>>4178676
Wait, if you where just selling them, could you just print more copies of the same one?
>>4178626
To hide these features and look like a normal human makes people more trusting of me then if they knew what I am sir...
>>4178650
I try not to, rest well Weiss.
>>4178620
Chrome and Millennium must be doing some freaky deaky backwater research, I'm glad I destroy their forces on a daily basis.
You'd happen to know a dude, who hates my guts?
>>4178689
Says you!
>>4178691
Probably! But I take pride in my merchandise! It's what keeps the customers coming back!
>>4178718
If you truly feel that way, I am in no place to stop you. I'll simply choose to not look at you.
>>4178670
He's one of the worst people.
>>4178728
..Right. But I value quality over quantity.
Bread. Where are you? I need some chill ass music.
>>4178728
Says a lot of people actually. Generally, stalking as a hobby is seen as "creepy"
>>4178736
Then so be it.
>rwbyfags are here
here's some gay shit
>>4178749
Oh... Does that mean you don't really like me?
>mfw i sue kanye and kim for releasing a secretly recorded phone conversation and take all their money
>>4178719
Can't say I do, kinda new here robo dude
Tho actually I'm from Animal Olympic Island. Heard there's some interesting new games being played so I just swam over here !
Who's chrome and millennium? Sounds far out
>>4178786
I didn't say that!
>>4178787
No one cares.
>>4178768
I'll be on my way now. You enjoy that book of yours.
He dies at the end, by the way.
>>4178749
All my pictures of Noire are perfect!
>>4178763
Their ill words can not pierce the heart of a maiden!
>>4178760
From one OG to another:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QCw2OlAxA4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlSkIzTJ9UY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJjfdK2hafc
Alright, first 24
>>4178797
Yeah, but if I remind you of someone you don't like, that must mean you might not like me either!
...That's how it works, right?
>>4178835
The Big Eight
>>4178835
Nanashi
>>4178835
Setsuna
>>4178822
No, they can't be all perfect.
>>4178835
Eruna
>>4178835
Filia
>>4178835
Starman
>>4178835
Maria and Harusame
>>4178835
Eggman-kun
>>4178835
Anonydeath
>>4178848
You would be surprised
>>4178835
Reigen Arataka
>>4178822
Meh, whatever, you do what you do
>>4178835
Junpei Iori
>>4178835
Seija Kijin
>>4178835
Blake Belladonna
>>4178815
Farewell sir... It will still be an enjoyable read none the less.
>>4178841
No, I don't think so.
>>4178835
Vic Viper
>>4178795
Power hungry corporate bastards, who've managed to gain private armies. Good clients too, I make good pay.
>>4178835
NINE BALL
>>4178835
Makoto Naegi
>>4178835
Dean Wilson
>>4178827
This is some good shit.
>>4178835
Bob and Larry
>>4178835
Don Patch
>>4178835
Gokai Red
>>4178835
King Kaito
>>4178835
Mikan Tsumiki
>>4178877
...Does this mean that we're friends now?
>>4178835
Beck
>>4178835
Ayylmao terrorist
>>4178913
If you want!
>>4178835
Colonel Sanders
>>4178927
I would greatly appreciate it, dude! It's be nice to have another friend 'round here!
>>4178924
>bullies
requests swaps etc.
>>4178952
Please don't, I have sweets to bake.
>>4178949
Okay!
>>4178965
Swap please
>>4178910
>>4178949
>>4178965
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>4178835
Neo
>late
>>4178972
Who are they?
>>4178965
Looks dandy. Lets get a move on!
>>4178965
Let's go!
>>4178858
No, that's not how anything works
.
>>4178970
Thank you so much, dude!
...So, uh, want a burger?
>>4178992
... I'm not paying attention.. Shhh..
>>4178965
Give ice cream my spot.
>>4178868
>>4178990
>>4179007
I guess so..?
>>4179004
Anything with Noire is! And my daughter is, but that's in a completely different way.
>>4178965
>All systems initialized.
>Engaging combat mode.
ALL RIGHT NINE-BALL, KILL EM ALL!
>>4179020
Good, 'cause I have one right here, dude!
>He passes you a burger, still in its wrapper.
>>4178965
Fer sure, I'm ready!
>>4178965
Your requests have been fulfilled. Now begin the squirming.
>>4179021
But there's better girls out there.
>>4179038
Hey!
You just had this on you?
>>4179057
Don't tell me I'm dead already...
>>4179057
A Cro-Crossbow? Wa-wait a minute! I-I-I don-don't...I don't know how this thing works!
>>4179057
...When did I get a horse?
>>4179057
. . .R-Really?
>>4179073
...Yeah? It's still fresh, dude!
>>4179057
The human grabs another to protect their meager life, how expected.
>>4179097
Well, okay then!
>>4179082
How'd you get a horse large enough to trample me?
>>4179108
Try it, dude!
>He passes you the burger, waiting for you to try it.
>>4179106
Getting close and personal hun..? W-WAIT! MY SUIT ISN'T MADE FOR PENETRATION!
>>4179073
Perhaps, but she is the cutest one here to date!
>>4179106
Well that works too.
>>4179080
Ugly piece of shit.
>>4179106
>>4179129
Not my fault, they fired the arrow
>>4179122
Fuck if I know man
>>4179106
C'mon mister, I know you can do better then that.
>>4179139
I-I'M SO SORRY! PL-PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR BEING SUCH A BLIGHT! I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO LOOK SO UGLY!
>>4179106
Eggman-kun is truly dedicated to keeping peace at bay.
>>4179156
>gives cookie
is okay
>>4179141
Hold the tongue, there's mechs rolling about.
>>4179169
NO DARK ONE, PLEASE, I'M SORRY!
>>4179169
OH HOLY CRACKERS! SA-SAMSON ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!
>>4179106
>
>>4179125
>eats it
>>4179129
Not the cutest...
>>4179169
S-Sorry, Mikan-chan!
>>4179177
U-Um...Th-Thank you very much?
>>4179169
This is what happens when you let children get strange colored hair. They let their guard down.
>>4179185
...What? What're you talking about?
>>4179195
Here, to date! We have had this conversation earlier! I suppose you deserve atleast oneee photo
>the robot takes a picture of you
I am sure someone will find you cute.
>>4179207
I always hated this code because there were more "but" events than death events.
>>4179195
Well? Is it good, dude?
>>4179209
Fucking chill with the fucking cursing, you fuck.
>>4179169
... I'm no freak, so sayth of my God, yolobroloth
>>4179217
not that either.
>>4179220
Well yeah,
it's hard to make a bad burger.
>>4179207
Let's beat it before they find out.
We can rig this place with explosives so we can get some nice blood on our hands too.
>>4179223
Alright. I was just confused what the mechs rolling about had to do with anything
>>4179218
>I must agree with you, perhaps I shall find a different one whilst I make mine.
>>4179207
A very non lethal arena! Flee insects!
>>4179244
I don't think I follow hun.
I'm pooped. Be sure to eat a wonderfully balanced breakfast, prior to murder.
Good night.
>>4179255
I saved you! And you repay me like this!?
I should just genocide the rest of this planet instead of being kind.
I summon _______
>>4179244
Well, would you like another one, dude?
>>4179266
Goodnight, have a good rest.
>>4179261
I'm saying there's better girls than Noire.
>>4179276
Not that hungry.
>>4179274
Fagit
>>4179266
Later, man!
>>4179255
Let us see who went to the feast, shall we?
>>4179266
Farewell.
>>4179274
Sunset
>>4179282
The only ones I have seen close are Uni and I suppose Rei is getting there. But usually only when she breaks down!
>>4179291
I'm sure the feast is great and all...but I brought my own lunch.
>>4179274
Matoi
>>4179282
Ah, well, would you like to do something? I was planning on pulling a prank on someone here, and I need some help.
>>4179274
Birdie
>>4179291
Final 5
>>4179319
>>4179325
F Filia
>>4179291
Ok, I'll admit maybe attacking from a hang glider was impractical
But ya gotta admit that would have been cool
>>4179303
>Rei
now I know I win.
>>4179312
Too tired, too much effort.
Plane?
>>4179331
That's just adorable.
Thank you for sharing.
>>4179325
I-...Wh-Why? I thought you people liked meeee-
>Fucking dies
>>4179325
I wish you would all kill each other faster
>>4179342
Mario?
>>4179344
Why do you always add fucking to your actions?
>>4179341
Let's hear your example!
>>4179341
Well, what DO you want to do, dude?
>>4179331
>Holy shit that's a cute birb
>>4179347
A second arena event, who would have guessed one death?
>>4179357
>I dunno man, I just do.
>>4179361
>>4179319
Birb!
>>4179274
Fyxe
>>4179376
And that's it! Though it seems Kaito gave away a win...
>>4179381
Please no.
>>4179378
>pets the birb
>>4179378
Y-You're not Birdie...
>>4179397
BTFO D3
(I'm so sorry)
>>4179393
The winner
>>4179393
Yes pls
Well, not like shes here. Shes usually asleep at this time.
>>4179397
She popped in earlier apparently
>>4179406
Placements
>>4179410
The less dogs the better.
>>4179378
>pats head
>gives a cracker
>>4179393
Haha, congratulations Colonel!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>4179358
Utsu...
>falls asleep
>>4179359
Go to sleep.
>>4179412
Good job, Fried Chicken man...Thanks for hosting.
>>4179397
I am a birbie.
>>4179393
>
I actually wanted _______ to win the game.
>>4179412
Thanks for hosting
>>4178308
>I love that pic so much
>>4179412
Congrats to Colonel Sanders, and thank you for hosting, dude!
>>4179422
O-Oh! Good night, dude!
>>4179429
an avatar
>>4179412
Huuh...more of a cat person?
And congratulations Colonel
>>4179422
>the robot shrugs
Children
>>4179412
Thanks for hosting man, congrats Colonel
>>4179429
Master, naturally.
>>4179412
Thanks for hosting mate
>>4179441
You could say that.
>>4179435
>>4179431
>>4179423
>>4179415
>>4179444
>>4179455
You are all welcome, it is a simple service
>>4179404
>It's fine ya know.
>>4179412
I know.
>>4179424
You're A BIRDIE but you're not THE BIRDIE.
http://poal.me/b6x0h5
So... Would anyone like any burgers while we wait for the next game?
>>4179458
Ahhh...I see now. Well, if it makes you feel any better, your bones arent the type i'm after.
>>4179424
Hmm those wings remind me of someone...Ah well
>continues petting
>>4179482
>inb4 cripple
>>4179482
>>4179491
BURGERS!?
>>4179482
Ohhh, that'd be grand!
>>4179485
I am not sure I wish to imagine that.
>>4179458
Thanks dude! Till next time
>>4179381
Ayy
>>4179505
thicc
>>4179491
W-What?
>>4179502
Yep, some burgers, dude! Want some?
>>4179505
Alright then, dude! What do ya want on your burgers?
>>4179505
yeah I'll take the corpse, please. I'm a not a fan of cows.
>A traveler walks into the thread.
>>4179512
I'm big boned actually.
>>4179515
Pickles...Lettuce...onions...bacon...tomatoes...oh, and make sure to get me two!
>>4179515
THE BURGERS! JUST AS IMPORTANT AS LIFE ITSELF! YOU MUST GIVE IT THE SPECIAL SAUCE! THEN YOU MUST CONSUME IT!
>>4179523
I now summon Mikan Tsumiki
>>4179537
U-Um...Wh-What do you need, an-anon?
I summon Peko Pekoyama and her Pekos
>>4179526
Ayyyyyyy... you
>>4179510
Yes, more than likely the next night.
>>4179526
Greetings elf child.
Hey faggots, who wants me to scan their area for pokemons?
Give me some coordinates.
>>4179529
Just give me a second, and I'll have 'em ready in no time! Want anything else?
>>4179532
So, how many do you want?
>>4179541
>Mikan Tsumiki
That was honestly the ava I wanted the least.
Already seen it, I have no idea why I summoned it...Oh well, it's the thought that counts.
>>4179541
I got massive cramps in my left leg. How do I get my muscles to calm the fuck down?
>>4179553
All of them
>>4179545
Hello.
>>4179547
Salutations, Lord Ainz. I am assuming you have been well since our last conversation?
>>4179557
Stretch a bit, then apply a warm or cold towel to the area that's cramped!
>>4179559
A-ALL OF THEM?! I only have so many, dude!
Welp fuck you too then
>>4179553
A milkshake would be fantastic, Chocolate would be grand.
>>4179567
THE BURGERS! GIVE THEM TO ME! If you only want to give me one... that's fine too
>>4179562
Aside from no sight of my followers all is well, I hope all is getting better with yourself. Any luck tracking said witch?
>>4179562
What's up?
>>4179541
I have this boner and it won't go away, what do?
>>4179572
Wel, luckily for you, I have both!
>He passes you two burgers, a milkshake, and some chocolate.
Want anything else, dude?
>>4179580
C-Calm down, dude! Take, like, ten or whatever!
>He passes you ten burgers.
>>4179566
Mikan a cute.
>>4179566
I want to hug Mikan!
>>4179589
I-I...U-Umm...wa-wait it out? g-go to sleep?
...Ma-Ma-Ma...Masturbate?
>>4179566
Alright, I will do that. Thank you, Miss Tsumiki
>kissus
>>4179592
Oh hey! thank you very much mister.
>>4179603
Can you help with that last one?
>>4179586
No, sadly. I have yet to locate even a trace of it.
It is a shame you have been unable to see your followers. The one who escorted me, Entoma, when was the last time you saw her?
>>4179587
I am doing well.
>>4179603
Stick it in your mouth.
>>4179592
>gives the burgers the special sauce
Auuuuuuuuuugh~
>>4179609
You're welcome, miss! Come back for more if you want any!
>>4179611
Good to hear
>>4179604
I'm glad I could help, anon.
>>4179610
>>4179617
Ex-Excuse me? yo-you want me to what?
>>4179631
Stroke my dick.
let me do,
other things.
>>4179611
Ah Entoma, she is probably off catching bugs. Though a few days I suppose. And I am sorry to hear. If I was more skilled in curses I would do more for you, though I am better at killing than saving
>>4179631
>shoves cock in Mikan's mouth and cums down her throat
thanks
>>4179635
I-I'm sorry...bu-but I can't do that...
>>4179644
>Spits up the cum
>sobs loudly
>>4179644
someones a quick shooter
>>4179650
Yes you can, all you need to do is lie down.
>>4179624
It is only polite of me to repeat the question to you. How is your night going?
>>4179640
You do not need to show pity, especially not someone of your regal stature. I will find this witch, eventually.
>>4179618
S-Shit, dude. You alright?
>>4179650
Hey Mikan, how do I get a butt-rump like this?
>>4179658
It's going alright, thanks for asking
>>4179618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzfNrkJ-3mE
>>4179650
>hypnotizes Mikan to start stripping
>>4179654
U-Umm...I-I think I'm going to have to..de-decline...
>>4179661
Lo-Lots of squats?
>>4179650
>>4179661
Post the pic, goddammit.
>>4179650
Mikan, can you hand me a band-aid?
>>4179658
I am not above helping others that I desire to.
>>4179678
>Hands anon a band-aid
O-Of course...I-I have plenty on me.
>>4179672
>Does it anyways
>Anon's boner goes away.
Thanks Mikan
>Sleeps
>>4179684
>sits down next to Mikan with a guitar
Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
>>4179684
Mikan, what's 1+1?
>>4179684
Thank you Mikan!
Love you!
>>4179691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGd8_rGjCv4