/sug/ - Steven Universe General
TODAY IS THE DAY
Previous: >>4168740
>2-min clips and screenshots
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=33#post17884894
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzj0JkM9InYk-NbsEc-kASw/videos
>CN 1-min previews
https://youtu.be/BsI1Hr-k66M
https://youtu.be/FPr58uGFcZ8
https://youtu.be/aUxvWIndSTw
>Steven’s Summer Adventure to run every weeknight for 4 weeks, beginning with Steven Floats/Drop Beat Dad on July 18
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/07/steven-universe-uzo-aduba-bismuth
https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/754129006249775104
https://youtu.be/3CpKsFdAY5w
https://youtu.be/wDvhh6MJBT0
https://youtu.be/9O9mnVtBaxE
>Short clips
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>SDCC hosting Steven Universe panel on July 22
http://sdccblog.com/2016/07/cartoon-network-returns-to-san-diego-comic-con-2016/
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
>>4175142
We'll be back, baby!
Myeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
>>4175284
Peridong
>>4175228
Sapphire reminds me of a youkai
I want to smoke dank weed with Rebecca
Another day, another thread and I just want Mr. Greg
I /sug/ returning to /co/ when the time comes?
>>4175379
peplies
>>4175142
>https://youtu.be/aUxvWIndSTw
>Greg still in the cash after Mr. Greg
YES
SHITTY CLICHE AVOIDED.
post sweet gems
>Jasper doesn't have a nose
>Army Ruby only had one eye
>Sapphire had both these issues
>it's been proven gems have all the senses we do (except taste maybe)
I think it is unlucky especially for warrior gems to be lacking in any body part.
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
>>4175536
I really want this to stay that way. Greg would be the man to break the curse.
>>4175536
I think we're avoiding them across the board here.
>Marty's going to come back but not be a complete ass (or at least not to Greg since he gives him the money)
>Greg goes out and binges but still saves a lot of the money
>Bismuth shows up and ends up being too hardcore for even Steven to talk down
Can't wait to see what kind of surprises we're gonna get from all this.
>>4175542
no
Zero days left!
18
51
56?
>Got dragged last Saturday with friends and my girlfriends' family to watch the Swan Lake ballet
>Bored as fuck
>I start to imagine they are Pearls
>Suddenly everything becomes interesting
>"Wow Anon, I was worried you were going to tell jokes like your friends or laugh in the middle of the play, but you seem more mature than I thought"
>T-thanks /sug/estion, I'll got a blowjob tomorrow while I watch the series
>>4175738
why do you keep posting these
>>4175738
>18
>51
>56
what did he mean by this
>>4175763
they're anon's 3 sizes ;^P
Would you fug?
>>4175796
yes but only if i get to lick both tummies
>>4175802
Give us a hint man
>>4175796
I hate this fuck you she's not lumpy doughy roadkill
>>4175542
I mean, this is great and all.
But we are getting more of asshole lapis too, right?
>>4175802
Approximate average of images and replies each poster has in every thread?
>>4175832
18
44
07?
>>4175895
We'll get that when she gets her fucking Lapis/CG episode at some point.
pearl should give steven a brother with greg's murdercock
>>4175917
Double 4's with 18 on top
>>4175738
Double 5's with 18 on top
What is the meaning of these patterns?
poel
Not being able to watch todays episode until Tuesday is reall rustling my jimmies.
>>4176019
I want to rape and break poel
>>4176080
dont
>>4176080
>>4176212
R A P E
Post Pearl molestation
>>4176258
>>4176285
Welp shit is getting weird, time to btfo see ya tomorrow /sug/
>>4176306
>>4176344
Hey /sug/ can someone help me find a higher res. Of this image?
>>4176368
>>4176336
Heh I got the reference
>>4176369
>>4176440
Danks
We should rape peri too
>>4176491
>>4176344
would be really gross to have fries inside you
>>4176502
>>4176541
>>4176561
>>4175284
Peridot you can build a fucking robot from scrap please make your own limbs holy shit
>>4176589
>>4176614
which gem bring the cummies
Well, I gotta head out to bed, already feeling a bit tired and sleepy. Good night you lovely people at /sug/, and sweet dreams!
on the one hand I can't wait for the leak
on the other hand the next leak is from The New Lars do I really care about it?
who here has Raven and Paul as their favorite boarders?
Who here has raven and paul as their least favorite boarders?
>>4176491
>It's midnight
>Steven is soundly asleep and Peridot is in the bathroom, she wanted to spend the night at the beach house
>Peridot is scrubbing toothpaste all over herself with Steven's toothbrush, and enjoying immensely
>Suddenly she sees light flash from under bathroom door
>Footsteps slowly approach the door
>"Nyeheheh, I can hear you clod! You simply cannot sneak up on the exceptionally perceptive Peridot!"
>There is no response
>The doorknob creaks and turns slightly
>The door cracks open just a tad
>"You should just get this over with, you know I can hear you!"
>The door flies open, almost falling off the hinges as it slams against the wall, revealing a bony figure hunched over in the doorway
>It's Pearl, her pupils are constricted to pinpoints and her whole body is trembling. Droplets of sweat are pouring from her visibly strained face.
>"Peridot... do... you know what time it is?" she asks in a low, shaky whisper.
>"P-Pearl?! What's wrong with you? Did something happen to Steven?!"
>Pearl is silent for a moment, and then mumurs softly
>"It's nightly molestation time"
I will continue
>>4175379
Hey, shake a leg!
>>4175473
>/co/
Yes, but do not post anything there until the episode airs. I think last time they were banning people for posting even if it was like an hour away.
Ah my dear little Jasper... Where have you gone?
Wait shit what time the EPA?
>>4177285
>Peridot opens her lips in an attempt to speak, but Pearl lunges onto her and tightly clasps her throat before she can mutter out a single word
>Peridot tries to push her away, but her soft, stubby hands are no match for Pearl's strong lean body
>While wringing Peridots throat with one hand, Pearl begins tearing off Peri's suit with the other
>She claws her way down to the crotch of Peri's suit, and rips off the smooth fabric
>Peridot tries to scream, but all she can get out is a loud gurgle
>With Peri's vagina fully exposed now, Pearl begins her molestation
>She grabs the toothbrush Peridot was using and attempts to shove it into her vagina
>But there is no hole
>So Pearl decides to make a hole instead
>She brings her arm up behind her back, and prepares to thrust
>Beads of sweat prick up all over Peridot's flushed skin and tears well up in her stinging eyes
Will be continued
>>4175142
post YD
How many leaks/previews have their been since the bismuth and Greg one?
>>4177641
like four or five
>>4177591
>>4177515
shes dead anon
>>4177641
1 minute previews for each ep this week have been uploaded by CN
ips for this week's batch of new episodes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikYO8GOulPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGJdN4RxrzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsI1Hr-k66M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPr58uGFcZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUxvWIndSTw
>>4177729
I MEANT ACTUAL ART NOT SOMETHING YOU DID IN FIVE SECONDS ON MS PAINT
>>4177515
shes leaving while lapis jews it up, dont worry she will come back
https://discordapp.com/invite/Y3esY
Join and make your name Brad
17
09
13
>>4175895
were not getting anymore of lapis
>>4177896
get another invite up senpai
>>4176019
she's fingering the pool
>>4177954
https://discordapp.com/invite/PzKpk
Remember guys, Milk-chan is a lolcow and should be milked of her delicious butthurt.
>>4178012
dead
pearlihan
>People ITT genuinely think Jasper will come back during the Summer of Steven
>People ITT WANT Jasper to come back at all
>>4178053
well summer of steven will cover the rest of the season so it's likely
>>4178053
lapisfag pls leave
>>4178053
FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>4178053
Yes, and?
>>4177577
>Pearl throws her whole body into the thrust, clutching the messy toothbrush as tightly as she can
>She pierces Peridot's vagina at lighting speed, and manages to force her way in elbow deep despite the blunt tip the brush
>Peridot pushes out a shrill shriek past the unforgiving grip of Pearl's bony claws
>Steven wakes up for a moment, but mistakes Peridot's cry for help with Lion's snoring, and falls back asleep
>Peridot has lost all control of her body, her whole being is consumed by the searing pain in her lower torso
>She violently convulses against Pearl's grip, her limbs lashing out for anything she can reach
>The only thing Peridot can think of is getting Pearl's muscly body off of her to end the agony
>Unfortunately for Peri, this only makes Pearl want to molest harder
>Pearl begins rythmically pumping her arm in and out of Peridot's vagina, her arm getting coated Peridot's sweat and fluids with each thrust
>After thirty minutes of this, Peridot has lost the will to fight
>Her body limply jiggles with each stab of the toothbrush, all she knows at this point is pain, she can't feel anything in body except a web of pain extending out from her groin
>Pearl decides that this is enough molestation for now, and gently pulls her arm out of her vagina
>She gives Peridot a hug, and softly mutters something in her ear before leaving
>"If you tell anybody about this I will shatter you and throw the shards in the ocean"
>Peridot poofs
>Pearl, satisfied, goes back into her room
>The next morning, Steven wakes up and goes to the bathroom
>Peridot is sitting curled up in the corner of the bathroom, with an emotionless expression on her face
>"Hey Peridot! Did you have a nice night?"
>Peridot is silent
>"Huh? Well you must have had a lot of fun! You seem worn out."
>Steven picks up his toothbrush and begins brushing his teeth
>He pauses for a moment, and pulls the brush out of his mouth
>"Aww Peridot, have you been using my toothbrush again?"
I'm done now
>>4178053
Bismuth is better xd
THE DATE ON THERE IS THE 17TH THEY ALMOST GOT IT RIGHT
>>4178150
bizmuth nigger go die
>>4178134
words cannot describe
I'm halfway through my 3rd rewatch marathon of this cartoon
The only other shows I've rewatched this many times are Red Dwarf and ALF
>>4178233
>>4178339
>>4178233
Did... did you guys like it?
>>4178053
>there are people ITT that think Jasper won't come back
>there are people ITT that think Bismuth could ever stand a chance against Jasper
>>4178398
First my penis was very interested
Then it ran away
>>4178398
you should hang yourself for writing that abomination
>>4178398
Yes,I was thoroughly disgusted. I look forward to reading more of your trite.
>>4178398
yes, i love you
>>4178428
Grand showdown between Bismuth "Bix nood" and Jasper "pull the trigger on every traitor gem nigger"
WHEN?!?
>>4178398
I only enjoy loving and consentual dorito sex.
>>4178431
But I worked really hard on the "piercing her vagina" part, that had to have aroused you at least a little bit right?
>>4178134
>that ending
Who is the Purple Puma?
>>4178470
It was more like a stabbing and a rape of the stab hole
Jesus Christ Amber
https://twitter.com/egomatter/status/754827752696446976
>>4178440
>>4178447
Thanks, I will have to write more Peri molestation in the future!
>>4178508
I will anticipate puking.
>>4178486
A slut.
>>4178486
Pearl I think
>>4178500
Does that mean bad movie? Because than I'll agree.
>>4178508
>>4178528
write amethyst beating the shit out of peri until she pukes
>>4178495
Nothing quite like sticking your dick in a warm fresh stab hole and raping it until it's gaping open, right /sug/?
>>4178556
I will get on that!
>>4178592
make one with boomfrantla
anyone down for some leaks (sorry for the delay, was leaking svtfoe)
>>4178508
Does it always have to involve abuse?
>>4178790
Whole episodes?
>>4178790
Hell yeah!
>>4178592
wtf is this shit.
The prostate is on the other side.
>>4178790
The episode comes out this week you entitled babies.
>>4178816
BLUE DIAMOND! LEAVE THIS GENERAL!
Have the Mr Greg screenshots been leaked yet?
>>4178823
I don't feel entitled to it.
But I would watch if I can.
Calm down.
>>4178790
so what do you have to show?
>>4178857
im busy editing out the cn logos for the thumbnail
Wait so Steven and Ame can shapeshift but peridot is the only one who can't
>Steven and Amethyst take a trip to Funland but run into trouble when their friend is too short to ride the rollercoasters.
>>4178882
We have al the 2min previews btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFL6MOOiBW4&feature=youtu.be
>>4178790
Is it any much further than what CN released?
>>4178941
40 seconds more
>>4178929
oh nice one senpai. I knew it was a Steven wanting Sadie and Lars together episode.
>>4178929
what happens after the end of the video? or is it the only footage available for now?
Gods I hope the Stevonnie episode is this week.
>>4178929
wtf happened at the end
>>4178929
So Steven will be making heavy use of those dream-invading powers or whatever. He's confirmed to do it with Kiki, and prob will for Centipeetle
>>4178929
well steven's gonna mind fuck Lars
kek
>>4178964
Stevens reading everyone's mind through dreams, Kiki's next too. That's kind of creepy
>>4178929
well those last few seconds were a trip
anyway lars x buck confirmed
>>4178963
Stevonnie is shit.
>>4178929
Is Steven just going to invade everyone's dreams now?
>>4178929
Yellow Diamond will be redeemed before donut ears.
>>4178993
fucking hell if they did that.
>>4178929
>Steven is an agressive shipper
Just like us!
>>4178988
wow what the fuck happend to this show it looked so bright
Steven is being pushy again. Just like in Barn Mates
>>4178999
Kek confirms.
>>4178977
As if his addictive saliva wasn't enough. Steven invades your dreams now too! It appears we will all end up believing in Steven whether we like it or not.
>>4178977
I don't think changing people's minds through their subconscious is something good guys do.
>>4178929
Lars is coming out as trains in this one right?
>>4178999
I know you don't mean that.
Also get off your head, Satan. You look silly posting upside-down.
>>4179029
Oh JESUS CHRIST
Amethyst foreshadowed this in Message Received
>Maybe we can shrink down really little and change what she thinks..
Paraphrasing but I knew that line sounded out of place
>Peridot and Amethyst are laying together on the beach after a game of volleyball with Steven and Connie
>Connie and Steven have gone inside to have lunch, Amethyst and Peridot are alone
>"So, Peri, what did ya think of the game?"
>Peridot scrunches her nose up in thought, and replies nonchalantly
>"It was certainly entertaining, I never expected Earth sports to be so... fun!"
>Amethyst chuckles and says, "Heh heh yeah, I wasn't expecting you to win, you caught on real quick!"
> Peridot sits up and smirks "Well of COURSE we won," she blurts out, "I had Steven on my team! You were at a disadvantage, all you had was a weak human and malformed quartz!"
>Peridot immediately realizes her mistake, but it's too late. The words spill out of her mouth before she can stop
>Amethyst stares silently at Peridot for a long moment
>Finally, the words seep out of her barred teeth
>"...What... the FUCK did you just say to me you little CUNT!?"
>Amethyst pulls her whips out of her chest as if she were ripping out her own heart
>Peridot tries to apologize, but her mouth can't form the words she wants to say, all she can do is sputter out grunts and whimpers
>"You KNOW how that makes me feel, and you said it ANYWAYS!" Amethysts screams out
>She lashes her whips at Peridot's face, flinging her backwards into the sand and slicing the skin on her cheeks open
>Peri's mouth quickly fills with blood and she lets out a sharp squeal, which is muffled by the blood now pouring from her lips
>Amethyst is completely engulfed with rage and despair now, she is inconsolable in her anger
>"I WILL MAKE YOU PAY!" Amy yells out between her guttural moans and sobs
>Peridot can fearfully shrink into the sand, and hope that Steven will save her from the beast she has awakened
Will continue, going to check out leak
>>4179036
I do mean that, first impressions are important and her introduction was nothing and only served to show her cracking under the slightest pressure.
Steven's growth has stagnated the last few years. What is Connie's excuse for not growing relative to Steven over the last year?
>>4179051
Oh boy, time to tear out my eye balls
>>4179058
>her
>>4179047
That doesn't mean he isn't capable of doing it without meaning too with his powers.
The title of the episode is "The New Lars" no matter how you look at it Steven is going to invade Lars' mind and change who he is forcibly by the end of the episode.
>>4179051
holy shit he's actually fucking doing it
>>4179051
this is all I wanted from you
>>4179050
Left Garnet part in because that'll be relevant at some point too
>>4179091
A good episode for Steven's moral development.
This is leading up to Steven having the ability to mind control everybody. Perhaps he could eventually mind control a YD officer and spy on the homeworld forces.
>>4179051
>blood
no
>>4179143
YES
I'm glad Steven saved the Cluster. I want Steven to save EVERYONE.
>>4179135
Then we can see other characters through stevens perspective without him actually being there, well placed Sucros.
>implying Jasper will be back during the summer
>implying she's even worth having back
>implying she isn't the worst, most no-personality gem ever who has done nothing but scream and punch the protagonist
Even the disgusting acid monster showed itself to be morally superior to Jasper by saving Steven's life. Luckily it got crushed so we don't have to deal with what amounts to a space cockroach anymore.
>>4179158
They are gems.
No blood.
>>4179104
What if amethyst is a bad influence and wants Steven to use his powers in an immoral way
>>4178963
beach city drift mate
>>4179175
She presents a neat comparison between her and Rose. Both being Quartzes they are of the same breed but their personalities are completely different. While they are both strong, Jasper is militant contrasting Rose's more diplomatic approach to life. Jasper exists to further understand the dichotomy of Homeworld and Earth. It is likely that Steven is going to play a huge role in adjusring her worldview to better suit an Earthian view.
>Steven learns how to control his memedream powers better
>Uses them to find Jasper
There, not that hard. Even fits in with the current theme of "Steven Mindraping Literally Everyone with his Potent Maternal Miasma".
>>4179224
>What if amethyst is a bad influence
>What if
>>4179104
I bet Garnets quote is about Lapis...
>tfw no more daily leaks after tomorrow until thursday
>>4178929
Oh boy the dumpy dwarf is finally going to learn Lars doesn't like her and poor tumblr will have a fit trying to understand that No Means No goes two ways.
After the Inception identity altering plot is resolved anyway.
>>4179248
>The interesting thing about her is her Homeworld view on things
>But yeah anyway Steven is going to make her think like everyone else already on the show
what an engaging way to develop a character
>>4179253
She a good gem
>>4179175
>A character's worth is determined by how useful or nice they are to the protagonist
What kinda carebear shit is this, shitty british atheist man?
what does this mean
>you'll never have a cute little brother like Steven
I just woke up. Any new clips/screencaps besides the ones from yesterday and The New Lars just now?
>>4179051
>Amethyst has no mercy, Peridot has ripped open a wound that had just begun to heal. She must give her the pain she feeling inside, maybe then Peridot will understand
>Amy wraps Peri up with her whip, the sharp thorns of her whip slice through Peridot's weak flesh
>She flings the tangled gem into the air effortlessly
>Peridot tries to cry out for Steven, but the whip is constricting her upper torso so tightly that her voice cannot escape
>Amethyst lashes the whip down towards the beach as hard as she possibly can, and an involuntary primal screech bursts out of her small body
>Peridot is flung to the ground and the whip releases her from its grip. The thorns of Amy's whip slice even deeper into the skin of her back as she slams down on the earth on it
>As she bounces and rolls away from the whip, the deep green, mineral, fleshy inside of her form can be seen from the two inch deep lacerations on her back,
> Amethysts feels a twinge of guilt, but that is quickly replaced with intense anger as the words of her friend echo in her head,
>"malformed quartz"
>No, she is not done yet, Peridot must suffer as much as possible. Only then she can be forgiven
>>4179302
>I want to know something about BOB :,(
>She appears in the episode alone at sea when she, greg, and steven go fishing
best I could translate, probably fucked up
Jasper cannot do ANYTHING until the Rubies come back and happen to spot her. Unless she stakes out and catches the gems one by one that would awesome, she could do it pretty easily except for Garnet
Maybe she'll activate the kindergarten. Maybe she'll seek out that snowy wailing stone. Maybe she'll hijack lion and go to the moon only to find the diamond communicator line missing. Or hide, run around, or sit very still somewhere on earth
>>4179062
11 to 12 doesn't necessarily remarks a big transition in human growth and developement.
Make it 13 to 14 and, welp, we may expect results in a year.
>>4179330
Chances are the next time we see her she'll be an initiate member to a pack of wild bears.
>>4179175
>gif
>no actual movement
hang yourself, will you?
>>4179330
or you know secretly hide around beach city studying the gems behavioral pattern looking for a weak point where she can safely single one out and kidnap them
>>4179326
Steven's claimed Peri, sorry lads
>>4179436
>>4179398
get out underfag
Who else is fuKKIN HYPED?
>>4179453
no
>>4179487
it's 2016
>>4179330
>snowy wailing stone
I keep seeing people mention this, but I don't remember it. Got any pics?
>>4179497
nobody cares
>>4179516
I care
So when is the next episode Garnet gets focus? It looks like she wont even make an appearance in the first week after Steven Floats.
>>4176980
favorite boarder is florido
>>4179533
and even if you do
>implying undertale is a meme or any other kind of stupid trend
>>4179555
>implying undertale is a meme or any other kind of stupid trend
but youre posting undertale memes, also I never said anything about it being a meme, its a trash game and thats why you should get out
>>4179395
The gems would spot that big orange bitch immediately
>>4179555
>not trend or meme
>using undertale memes
that's a bit ironic
>>4178883
Bumping my observation
This is the official Misseps description
>>4179326
>Peridot tries to crawl away, but her limbs are too shaky and weak, she ends up uselessly doing a swimming motion in the sand
>The initial shock of the pain has started to wear off and she can feel the burning pain in her back, as well as the warm trickling of fluids squirting out
>"Amethyst... please stop" she whimpers, "Stop! Please stop! I'm sorry!"
>Tears are now gushing from Peri's red eyes, all she wants is for the mental and physical anguish to stop
> Amethyst is not quite satisfied yet
>She begins flogging her back, rhythmically at first, until her her rage takes over and she begins beating her faster and faster
>The spikes of her whip occasionally catch on the loose flesh hanging from Peridot's back, and pieces get torn off a fade from existence
>Peridot is now in fetal position. She can't cry, her lungs refuse to inflate
>Every muscle in her body is tense, in an attempt to brace herself against each lash, but it hardly helps
>Then agony and stress just become too much
>The muscles in her torso become taut and sweat drips from every pore in her body
>Her throat contracts and fluid gushes out of her mouth
>It's won't stop, she cannot stop puking
>Her attempts to make the vomit slow down only make her muscles contract more forcefully
>The puke spews out of her mouth, reaching a couple feet away from her mouth
>She feels the awful pressure in her sinuses as the vomit begins spurting out of her nose as well, some vomit gets in her visor, muddying her vision
>Her throat has become sore and raw from the uncontrollable vomiting and her whole body is filled with sharp, stabbing pain
>She can't even pinpoint where the pain is coming from anymore, there are too many gaping whole and slices on her body
>She can't take it anymore, she can't move, she is still like a statue
>She poofs
>Watching her friend fade out of existence from the sheer pain, Amethyst finally feels relief from her pain
>>4179565
>>4179582
posting memes related doesn't make the game a meme
>its a trash game
so is su and yet, we're here
>>4179628
since when is su a game
>>4179595
>>4179326
>>4179051
>>4178134
>>4177577
>>4177285
>>4179613
As could be summon weapons and bubbling. No wonder they revered her
>>4179628
>doesn't make the game a meme
but it is anon
>>4179628
su isn't a game
>>4179613
Makes sense why Amethyst is so skilled at it. It could be that Quartzes are better at shapeshifting.
>>4179643
that, and she does it way more than anyone else in the show
>>4179632
Have you not played Attack the Light? It's pretty fun.
>>4179668
but su as a whole isnt a game, thats what he meant
also yeah atl is really fun
>>4179668
wait is it canon?
>>4179683
it would be cool if it was, wish it had 2 episodes focused on it, like mirror gem and ocean gem
>>4179676
>>4179683
Ian JQ has said that it's 'B canon', which means it's canon up until something on the show contradicts it. Considering he and Sugar had a hand in writing the story I don't think they're going to stomp on it any time soon.
For example I liked the way that they returned to the Water Temple in the game and gave Steven a guilt-trip about trashing it in the show.
>>4178799
Yes. Yes it does. Peri is meant to be abused
o-only 15 more hours to wait
>>4179051
>amethyst freaking out and harming peridot for calling her a disabled fuck
>when all she did in the show was mope
Nah, this is pretty stupid. You just wanted Peridot hurt and are using Ame as a self insert.
>>4179803
Amethyst can be violent when she wants to be
>>4179846
I mean sure, but there is a difference between lashing out and being sadistic
this is now a svtfoe general
>>4179890
I still can't believe how good this animation is.
>>4179905
Wrong Black Star
also how did they manage to mess up her lipstick so bad?
>>4179890
I want all gems to be sadistic to Peri, except Steven because he is good and would never hurt Peri.
>>4179922
I can't believe Lapis lost.
she took on all 3 gems while trying to escape earth's atmosphere and her gem was cracked
>>4179942
wrong the only person we should be mean and sadistic to is Connie
that way she can finally turn into a cool villain after being tortured for a while
>>4179954
I mean they gave her time to draw in the entire ocean to her power
If she has less water she would be less powerful
>>4179927
i'm pretty sure it was supposed to look like shit, considering that she was trying to be the opposite of queen-material
>>4179954
I think it's because the whole team is getting better.
Before they just had to fight monsters, now they have real experience of fighting Gems again. As you could see from Catch and Release, they are getting better and learning from their mistakes. It's probably down to Pearl nagging them to prepare for imminent invasion.
>>4178500
What's so sexist about it?
Night sug.
See you in 15 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgKh6B-o7xU
>>4180104
Good night.
Anyone got a draw request?
>>4180104
night hopefully we will be back on /co/ by then
>>4179890
>amethyst winning
>when she never even landed an attack on her clone which Lapis can make in abundance.
Amethystfags are so delusional, they think she's actually good at something!
>>4180136
Amethyst, Peridot and Steven using a trench coat to look like 1 tall person
>>4180146
says the Pearl fag
Steven had to step in to save your ass from Amethyst when they fought in the Kindergarten
Pearl kinds is pathetic though, I mean she has trained all her life at things like fighting and engineering but she is still worse than a kid like Peridot and an untrained and undisciplined slob like Amethyst
where do gems get their energy from if they don't have to eat or sleep or anything?
wouldn't their gems eventually run out of power?
>>4180136
Pearl trying to turn Steven into a fag so that it's okay for her to fuck him.
omg i found the guy who molested me when i was 12 on facebook and he got so much cuter. i wonder if he still likes me.
>>4180104
>tfw the hype is actually keeping me from sleeping
>>4180136
This with Jasper?
>>4180180
If the Too Short To Ride screenshots ever leak will we see Smoky Quartz?
>>4180240
I wake up early just to see if there's any leaks, pokemon go is the first thing in months that's calmed my obsession with this show.
>>4180277
Maybe the dance before the fusion, the leaked screenshots have never shown anything majorly spoilery.
>>4180136
This but with greg
I want to have a threesome with the real life versions ruby and sapphire
>>4180277
did we even ever get screenshot leaks for Mr Greg?
>>4180303
no and i really want them so i know What Pearl's Problem Is
>>4180263
Your right, I forgot that Pearl also got cucked by Greg
What exactly has Pearl ever done right or better than someone else?
there is a reason literally no one loves her
>>4180309
She's a cunt
>>4180300
You sure about that?
>>4180335
Yes
>>4178929
How come Steven doesn't realise that once someone keeps you on an island for days against your will that you wouldn't be at all into them?
Who will murdercock Peridot, Greg or Steven?
>>4179107
>"Hey Garnet I may have completely destroyed who Lars is on a fundamental level but now he's nicer to everybody so I did the right thing, right?"
>"You're grounded forever."
>>4180374
Steven, but she won't be murdered.
>>4180314
The only person she loved loved someone else, kinda sad really. Maybe Greg can snap her out of her Rose obsession.
>>4180386
Is there a Peri Jr. shaped hole in her pants kindergarten?
>>4180314
step off my waifu, nigger
>>4180395
>Having pearl for your waifu
lmaoing at your life
>>4180395
Not my fault she is the worst gem
at least she is pretty I guess, if you like flat chested, stick figures with massive pointy noses
>>4180356
More GregxPearl!
>>4180314
I love her you stupid fucking Amecuck. Why don't you go back to eating trash with your garbage waifu, or has the blubber of your chins finally blocked food from falling into the gaping chasm you call a mouth?
>>4180371
Because Steven has the intelligence and common sense of your average shipper. Which is to say none.
Lars is going to go the way of Farty Marty for sure. Only question is, who will be the Yellowtail to Sadie's Vidalia?
>>4180431
I mean at least Amethyst understands enough about humans to relate to them and doesn't completely freak out over biology
Pearl would freak out if you tried to touch her with your disgusting human body parts and we already know that she would rather kill herself and ruin Steven's life than actually eat food
sounds like a real fun person to be around
>>4180476
At least he could listen to her blather on about Rose for hours on end. That could be fun, right?
why anybody defends the no-fun-allowed, salty, fusion-whore gem is beyond me
>>4180734
because she looks good
also she is kind of Steven's mom so maybe its and Oedipus Complex thing
>>4180734
I want her to be a fusion whore for Steven.
You mates ready for the new episodes?
What gem are you happy to see again in the new episodes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSNM5_5jP3Q
>>4180941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHmk7yccvws
>>4180850
Steven ships them far too hard
He is gonna end up brainwashing Lars into loving Sadie and then Sadie is gonna be mad at him because she won't like Lars anymore since it isn't really him
but luckily Steven can't actually fix Lars so they just kill him and bury him up on the lighthouse hill or something
>>4178508
with Steven next time
>>4178929
>it's going to be a "metaphor for annoying shipperfags" episode
>>4180972
yes, do this !
>>4180941
Thank you for introducing me to this song anon
>>4180898
>>4181004
Can i get a version of this with Jasper's gem cracked? Maybe a little form distortion?
12 hours left boys
>>4180453
onion
>>4180972
Wait, is Peridot gonna molest Steven out of frustration over being molested so much by the other Gems or vice versa?
>>4181024
Either is okay
>>4181002
No problem, Toto is one of my favourite bands.
Lapis raping Greg
>>4181089
Lapis raping Steven.
>>4181089
ooo I like the 80s Lapis look
>>4180961
>Steven brainwashes Lars into being happy all the time and loving Sadie
>Sadie finds out and demands Steven change him back
>Steven can't do it
>The real Lars is trapped as Steven's programming dictates what he says and does while he's helpless for the rest of his life
>star wipe
>>4181105
Yeah she's pretty cute
>>4181158
you have any more of this?
>>4181158
why do I want No Need for Greg to be a real and serious harem show
where Greg ends up making it with every gem including ones that don't logically make sense to be there, before finally settling down with Rose
>>4181180
Those are the only pictures I have of her.
>>4181194
Hot
>>4179595
Hey master of bait, are you still here?
>>4181194
Depressed.
>>4181192
Ratings would go through the roof.
>Last day of work today, just in time for Summer of Steven
>straight chillin for the next few weeks
>gonna finish all my fanfics too
>just found some dope fanart of my favorite ship
Hell yeah who else is in a good mood?
>>4181192
I've been seriously thinking about making a 'No need for Greg' dating sim game. Multiple pathways for best use of the format. Problem is I can't draw or program worth shit, and being a writefag only gets you so far.
>>4177577
Im imagining all of this happen while she is covered in toothpaste.
>>4181230
Whats your fav ship mate?
>>4181236
No Need for Greg choose your own adventure fanfic confirmed!!!
>>4181194
like this
>>4181271
Lovingfamilyshipping.
>>4181293
You ship AmethystxGarnetxJasperxLapisxPearlxPeridotxSteven, too?
>>4180150
>>4175796
>2 Vaginas
Imagine!
>>4181382
>>4181350
I'm glad you actually saw that /r/equest. Great job on this, i kek'd at the height limit
>>4181305
It's the only viable ship
Love you /sug/
I hope you have had a relaxful week so far, with all these new episodes it is going to get exciting
is Pearl gonna revert to her BLUH BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH personality in Mr. Greg?
cause that's what it looks like
>>4181443
Yes, but I think the big confrontation between Pearl and Greg that's been hanging in the balance for a few decades is going to finally happen in the Mr. Greg episode, and it'll end with Pearl finally becoming less salty to him.
>>4181403
it looks like an octopus from a distance
how do ya'll feel about dream-cassette's big tiddy gems?
10
29
38?
>>4181457
>It's gonna be super rushed because of the 11 minute format
fuck
>>4181480
I'm not into them. I like tits, but not ones that are that big.
>>4181484
23-8-1-20 20-8-5 6-21-3-11 4-15 25-15-21 13-5-1-14
>>4181487
It probably will be. But it's also possible that Pearl and Greg's conflict will take multiple episodes to repair, just like when Garnet stayed mad at Pearl for four episodes before forgiving her.
>You will never find a Pearl to call your own
>You'll never use her shapeshifting powers for lewd purposes
>>4181411
I wanted to clean it up and add some color but something came up and I go busy
>>4181512
10
20
48?
>>4180230
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>4181501
Why not anon?
>>4180395
What a NIGGER FAGGOT
>>4181480
I like her drawings of the Gems with Steven.
>>4181480
Those are some nice tits
>>4181629
I need lewds of these gems but the artist is all "NEVEREVER" about doing them
>>4181480
>Tumblr is now exclusively borderline SFW tiddy.
>Pixiv is now exclusively NSFW loli.
>Constant tumblr drama almost assuring the deletion of her tumblr in the future.
Enjoy it while you can bud, unless she decides to use another site or change her current pixiv practices.
>>4181655
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=11002345
Have fun.
>>4181666
damn it Satan.
don't depress me
>>4181666
>MFW they keep calling her a pedo and because tumblr judges on the court of public opinion her blog might get nuked
>>4181677
There's always the chance for the other two options, but at the moment it doesn't seem likely. Now that she doesn't do commissions anymore I doubt that there'll be any NSFW tiddy for a while.
>>4181513
Pearl has been subtly mad at Greg for the entire series then.
Doubt it's gonna be anything more then "ay lmao muh rose" "let me give you the ole one two and you'll shut the fuck up for the 2 minutes left in the episode"
>>4181666
>thinks pixiv gives a fuck
>>4181686
>That person that thought that she was a FUCKING WHITE MALE then "took away her black card" when they found out that she wasn't.
>>4181737
Not at all, but her recent trend of loli bodes ill for the tiddy lovers, seeing as how the last NSFW tiddy she posted was all commission work.
>>4181749
Why don't we just commission her to draw porn of the tiddy Gems?
>>4181749
Can't she just make lolis with big tiddies
>>4181757
She doesn't have anywhere to ask for commissions anymore after her old tumblr got deleted.
>>4181766
Those are just young dwarves.
>>4181666
What is her pixiv?
>>4181767
Send her an ask about commission info.
>>4181771
What about oppai loli
>>4181781
Someone a few days ago said that she has an account that takes commissions, but she only gives it to people that ask. I call bullshit though, there would have been a link to it posted somewhere by now.
>>4181797
She didn't have her ask turned on until now, go ask her now if you dare.
So I should purge my tumblr and go to pixiv?
>>4181801
Yes
So it's seven + 1/2 hours till go time, right?
>>4181801
If you're Star, given your line of work and tumblr's bullshit, yes.
>>4181801
At the very least back up everything there in case tumblr just deletes your blog without warning
>>4181805
9+1/2 you numerically illiterate idiot
confirmed
>>4181832
>loli/shota
Yeah, backup or delete, sooner or later someone's gonna throw a shit fit.
What if they fuse?
>>4181805
Can be earlier depending on if we get the talkback thread.
It was nice hanging out in /trash/ but it got off to a bad start this time because /trash/ gained it's own cult with a superiority complex.
>>4181832
Drawn CP (which actually isn't CP but just for simplicity) isn't actually allowed on tumblr, so I'd definitely back it up somewhere if you can.
>>4181589
You'll have to ask my dick, not me. It prefers normal-sized or small titties that look natural on a character.
>>4181840
This, tumblr kids get butthurt about SU porn and just spam report if they find you. I'd keep the tumblr up but if you post anything, also post it on your pixiv. And anything that is loli or something like that don't even bother posting on tumblr.
>>4181841
It wouldn't look like that. I'm thinking it'll be bald and bearded, but otherwise feminine, and kind of pregnant-looking as a result of Pearl's thin frame and Greg's huge gut.
>>4181832
Sour? If it is I like your stuff. Make sure to link us that pixiv if you do delete everything on tumblr.
>>4181832
Can we have your tumblr/pixiv?
>>4181854
>Drawn CP isn't CP
End this meme, it's exactly the same. That's liking saying you're not gay for liking futa, even though it's clear that you want a cock in your ass. I'm tired of all these pedos and fags being in this much denial.
>>4181867
That pic is of young Greg fusing with Pearl, which is why the fusion is hotter than expected. He wasn't a balding middle-aged man with a beer gut back then.
If they fused now, the fusion would definitely be uglier.
>>4181867
Will someone ask them when their baby's due, and it turns out they just need a little bit of exercise?
>>4181877
Depends on who it's drawn of.
Clearly you can't say any of the gems except Steven because of his confirmed age.
>>4181877
>End this meme
>>4181877
Moralfags go. You already have a website with a huge SU fan base that hates loli and shota. It's called Tumblr.
>>4181877
>saying "end this meme"
>That's liking saying you're not gay for liking futa
>>4181897
*Moralfag
It's just one guy.
One cancerous guy who you can link with a certain other fag.
Reminder that Steven is strong
>>4181877
Pic related.
It's you.
>>4179355
You are thinking of boys. Girls shoot up like bamboo around Connie's age in order to be able to bear children as early as possible. Girls are taller than boys at their age, which is why her being taller than Steven wasn't really much of an issue.
>>4181854
Obviously, I don't post it there but people know I do it and report anyway, tumblr don't check the complaints it seems...
>>4181871
No, his art is really nice though. It's a shame people also shit so much on him because similar reasons.
>>4181877
Please refer to >>4181897 and >>4181889, it's your opinion and I respect it, you should do the same.
>>4181888
Exactly.
Still awake, waiting for Steven
>Capatcha Spaghetti
Give me good fun movie to watch while waiting for the first episode of the summer.
Already watched:
BTTF
BTTF2
Princess Bride
Training Day
Inglorious Basterds
>>4181961
Lethal Weapon.
>all these unapologetic pedos in the thread
maybe it was a mistake coming here
>>4178398
boner and kek'd
>>4181967
>Faggot finally realizing no one wanted him here.
>Thinks he's been doing any good whining tumblr style calling everyone a pedo.
The door is that way.
>>4181961
I'm a Cyborg but That's Okay
Kung Fury
>>4181967
>>4179231
And when is that episode airing? This week?
>>4181926
Since episode 1
>>4181983
Friday.
jaspearl
>>4181988
Yes, but could he lift DJ gear one-handed in episode 1?
>>4180941
best gorillaz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8566UtalG_o
>>4181926
he's probably getting stronger actually.
considering how much he's mentally growing his physicality's probably growing with it
>>4181967
Yes
Now get out
>>4181993
jasven
>>4181995
Probably, the Quartz strength possibly improved.
>>4181967
godspeed anon, no one will miss you
>>4181993
Jaspis
POST THE INTERNATIONAL SCHEDULE
>>4182019
sourscreen.tumblr.com
shifuto.tumblr.com and shifuto.soup.io
>>4182008
Steven's 14 and has just had his first facial hair come in. He's going through puberty and the show's actually been taking note of the passage of time. I wonder if they're intentionally factoring this into his new powers being discovered.
>>4179203
E HAS ALL THE STYLE
E HAS ALL THE GRACE
THIS GEM HAS A HANDSOME FACE
>>4180180
>dat Amethyst
Unf. And it's amusing how Tumblrinas will insist that Rose and Amethyst are chubby or fat, when they're actually stout/bulky like all the other quartz soldiers.
>>4181992
Wow, thanks.
>>4182027
TY!
>>4180476
>at least Amethyst understands enough about humans to relate to them and doesn't completely freak out over biology
That reminds me, doesn't she imply in one episode that she tends to pee in the ocean? That'd imply she shapeshifted herself a vagina and urinary tract.
Hey guys, how many hours is it until the earliest showing of the new episodes? I'm kind of confused about the schedule
Honestly I'm fucking disgusting by simply being here, how can you live with yourselves
>>4182076
look up 'current time in new york'
the show starts at 7 there.
>>4182081
My waifu keeps me going.
>>4182081
I thought you were leaving and gonna make something good of your life you useless wash-cloth.
>>4182081 (You)
>>4182081
How do I live with myself?
Step one: Breathe.
Step two: Keep going.
>>4182081
It's not easy
Does anyone have a good stream I could watch the new episode on tonight? I don't have cable or a tv to watch it on, but I'd love to watch him it live with everyone.
>>4182134
bettercausesauce will post his link again when it's time.
>>4182134
someone'll post later, stay tuned.
>>4182134
it's gonna be on dailymotion anyways just wait 5 minutes after the episode airs
slut
>>4182243
Don't say that about Steven.
>>4182243
COMPLETE
>>4175360
...Whisper? She certainly is as polite as him.
thanks for the stream info, guys. I'll come back later for it.
http://pastebin.com/wkJ3krqM
"Gaging Steven"
>>4182243
MORE
>>4176285
ffs why did the bunched up clothing of all things do it for me?
my peepee is strange
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/755048136087789568
>>4182376
>So excited!
>This will be unforgettable
If it's a big fat nothing it will be.
>>4182335
>"Garnet, but not Pearl, but definitely Garnet is going to kill me now for this!!"
>implying Pearl wouldn't kill anyone who hurts her baby
>>4182376
>one of my favorite bits
Marty will literally for real die onscreen from a literal gun
>>4182335
>>4182376
>Mcburnett likes something
Brace for shit
Pokémon Gen Gem Universe
Rough Draft
by leatherkittenboots
LeatherKittenBoots developed a Pokémon game with Steven Universe characters
Called Pokémon Gen Gem Universe
with Steven and Connie as the male and female player characters
Ronaldo is the professor
his younger brother Peedee is your Rival
the Gym leaders are:
Rose (Grass type)
Amethyst (Normal type)
Lapis (Water type)
Ruby (Fire type)
Sapphire (Ice type)
Jasper (Fighting type)
Peridot (Electric type)
Pearl (Psychic type)
and the Elite Four is:
Yellow Diamond (Ground type)
Blue Diamond (Ghost type)
White Diamond (Flying type)
Pink Diamond (Fairy type)
Champion Garnet who uses powerful Steel and Dragon types
and the post-game
Battle former Champion Onion at the top of the tallest mountain in the region. He only says, "..."
Pokémon Gen Gem Universe!
>>4182417
No thanks
>>4182417
eat a dick
>>4182413
His favorite episode that's aired is Steven and the Stevens, it seems like he has pretty good taste actually. He may be a liar, but at least he's not a tasteless liar.
>>4182442
>>4182045
I dunno, rose has fat lady arms
>>4182461
It's not fat, it's muscle.
>>4182466
you wanna see it as muscle, tumblr wants to see it as fat, everyone sees what their hearts desires I guess
they're rock people so they're not actually fat, or muscley, but rose does look like a fat lady to me, especially her face
Steven vs. Jimmy Neutrons cheese Ray. Who wins?
>>4182488
this.
It's pretty obvious to me that the show tries to make "girls with non typical bodies" acceptable and "cool" under the eyes of the intended viewer (children - young teens).
they have shown muscles in the show and Rose is not muscular she is big and fat, cute but fat.
I don't wish kids to think that being fat has no repercusions on life. if anything there should be an episode with jack lalanne putting everyone in shape... oh wait -
>>4182497
Steven uses his superior strenght to disarm Jimmy and put it face to a wall, then uses his manly hands to take down his pants and force him into submission while choke fucking him.
>>4182551
>implying Steven rapes
He has loving consensual sex
>>4180146
>/sug/ still getting triggered and ignoring amazing animation because muh power levels
Every time
>>4182532
then why when she fused with Pearl Rainbow Quartz was slim and with a defined figure?
she didn't get much taller so where did all that mass went? uh?
>>4182582
Rainbow Quartz is a fusion.
>>4180309
>What Pearl's Problem Is
>What Pearl's Problem Is
>What Pearl's Problem Is
>What Pearl's Problem Is
really?
Muh Roseeeee'!!!
>>4182582
>she didn't get much taller
yeah she did, she was huge
her fatness balanced with pearls broomstickness to make a woman with perfect voluptuous curves. like opal
>>4182610
She needs to get over her and start loving Steven.
a pearl and lapis fusion would make slenderwoman
>>4182606
Exactly! she should be the conbined strenght of both gems.
Also there is a theme of making the product of a quartz + pearl slimer.
Rainbow Q does look bulkier* than Opal though.
>>4182620
And she'd be incredibly possessive of Steven.
>>4182575
Power levels are important
>>4182620
with water tentacles for rapy rape time.
>>4182628
This sounds so cute.
When.
>>4182628
we need this.
She would also go into murder mode with Peridot.
>>4182620
For the anon who requested it a thread ago.
>>4182632
Not really
Fixed objective power rankings are not only boring but rarely make sense, especially when you're assuming that because character A lost to character B once, it's impossible for them to ever win. It's just not how fighting works
>>4182700
BASED MURDERCOCK
>>4182700
>BASED MURDERCOCK
>>4182701
true.
i would say amethyst has 30/70 chances against Lapis.
She is just too op. Can fly manipulate water and create clones, if Amethyst gains the upper hand though and takes the fight into close quarters away from a source of water lapis will lose most times.
>>4182700
BASED MURDERCOCK
>>4182700
>BASED MURDERCOCK
>>4182700
>LE MUDERCOCK MAYMAY XD
>>4182700
"BASED MURDERCOCK"
>>4182700
BASED MURDERCOCK
>>4182089
Not that anon but thanks.
>exactly 12 hours difference
At least I don't need to calculate anything.
>>4182148
Its never that simple anon
>>4182700
Fukkin BASED MURDERCOCK!
>>4182963
eat a dick
>>4182963
I have never played Pokemon GO
It's just that I don't want to play pokemon with a SU reskin
>>4182963
pokemon is stupid
>>4182635
>rapy
Ay yo, Gems, lissen up!
Gonna slide this slipp'ry thing in dis pup!
Gonna put it
In his ass
Gonna "shatter" his Black Cherry like
"Desert Glass"
>>4182081
I
>Have a job
>>4182970
after you. but remember you're only supposed to swallow the cummies bite would be rude
>>4182700
BASED MURDERCOCK
>>4182393
Jasper's power level XD>>>Pearl's strength.
>>4183066
*bites down* >:3
mic check mic check?
>>4182700
BASED MURDERCOCK
>>4183148
Amethyst: TESTING, TESTING! "Sibilance"!
Lapis: Damn you, Mighty No. 6! (PEW PEW PEW!). Sorry Steven. I couldn't get a bead on her.
>>4183148
MIC CHECK
>>4183148
My mic sound nice check 1.
06
54
57?
>>4183178
please stop reminding me MN9 exists
Here's Amethyst.
>>4183206
Yes.
>>4183219
What a turd
>>4183206
MY CRAFT IS DEATH
What time does it air?
>>4183284
after your bedtime young man! Did you brush your teeth? Did you pray to the lord in heaven to forgive you and your sins ?
>>4183284
When you die
>>4183284
About 6 and 1/2 hours from now probably.
>>4183308
kill me already
>>4183284
Within six months.
>>4183324
But then you won't be living. Think about it. If you're not alive then you'd have to be dead, right?
>>4183324
stfu
>>4183324
Alright, how do you want to be killed
>>4183123
anon pls
>>4183342
>Sourcream is German
Will be get more ethnicity drops? We getting multicultural?
>>4183394
Zombies are just living people pretending to be dead people pretending to be living people.
>>4183422
How did you reach that conclusion
>>4183422
There's a few confirmed Blacks, Asians, and Latin Americans, all manner of Euros, plus at least one Muslim and like 4 Jews on /sug/. It's already pretty much a melting pot.
>>4183460
>>4183460
>>4183460
>>4183440
>80% of Germans are DJs - SC
So when do the new episodes come out today?
>>4183473
You misinterpreted that line pretty badly huh
>>4183436
I think it's more like Schrödinger's cat. I would be dead and alive at the same time so I will evade the 6.1/2 by being dead but also I will be alive in order to watch the new episode.
>>4183470
But Islam doesn't exist in SU
>>4183207
Ruby: Crash and BUUURN!!
Sapphire: "Ice" to see you, Steven!
Peridot ZZZO TASZZZTY!
Jasper: Jasper SMASH!
Garnet: You are a weapon of WAR, STEVEN!! CHAAAARGE!!!
Amethyst: TESTING, TESTING! "Sibilance"!
Pearl: Please, Steven...get away from me!
Lapis: Wondering what happened to all the humans here, little doggy? They ran away.
Steven: Bring it on!
Connie: Error...!
Rose: (R2-D2 sounds)
Greg: Robots can EVOLVE!
>>4183531
Oh shoot, I misread "Sourcream" as "Sourscreen". My mistake.
>>4183506
Coincidentally I am also going to take a nap.
>>4183531
It does in the comics. There's a girl with a hijab at Connie's school in one of them.
Someone post the pic, I don't have it saved on my phone.
>>4175640
..."Steven" Stone? From Pokemon...Gen Gem Universe?
>>4183546
I misread "Sourscreen" as "Starscream". My mistake.