Zootopia Thread: Getting comfy with your fox Edition
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>>4165949
Is there porn of him yet?
This must be a productive Sunday.
I like drawing porn
>>4165982
lmfao
I ironically agree
>>4166170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MRD273dz_8
>>4166494
fuck
unironically*
>>4166217
Can you draw me rabbit booty?
>>4166717
>sad story
>but this time Nick is the dead one!
>>4166717
>cuck nick timeline
fuk
>>4166717
>>4166770
Mister Mead, you're our only hope!
>>4166717
>Nicholas Piberius Wilde
>Officer. Friend. Brother
>not "husband"
>not "father"
bad timeline!
>>4166790
Or Rem289. Or Weaver.
https://vaughnlive.tv/cybergoy
STREAMING PLAGUE DOGS
ITS GOT A SLY FOX IN IT
PLAGUE DOGS
https://vaughnlive.tv/cybergoy
>>4166799
>Rem
pls no more cuck nick
>>4166796
Best timeline!!
Hey,how are you today /trash/?
-J
>>4166809
Is this english?
>>4166809
Oh hell no I can't. I don't want to cry today!
this thread is in a dire need of Judy and Nick being happy together
>>4166905
>>4166905
I want to drink Judy's pee.
I stuck some stuff together.
I wanna constantly drug Nick with Nighthowler and make him fight for amusement against other animals who aren't drugged and then undrug him and force him to look at what he's done.
>>4166848
literally who
>>4166959
I mean, to be fair, she's the one who decided to walk back into the tiger's den, of her own free will.
>>4166976
They never actually mention it. Do you think the mammals remember what they did under the effects of Nighthowler?
guys, I almost feel happy. Could it be the sign of impeding little story?
>>4167160
nice pedoship you sick fuck
butts
Canidae's, er, publicist here.
I put together a pastebin, including greentexts and fics I've written on request for you all.
http://pastebin.com/u/Lovelymayor
I'm keen to write some more greentexts to get more used to the medium. Do you have any Canidae requests? I would also consider requests with other characters (WildeHopps, for example) if the idea is good.
>>4167187
THICK
BUNNY
BUNS
>>4167191
Canidae with Bucky and Pronk. You can do what ever you want with this. suprise me.
continued from previous thread.
>>4167187
I wish my happy bun was big and strong
They do so much with so little
>>4167337
indeed. very little
>>4167172
That's what he's into
I can't blame him
The question now is, would Canidae's aide ever act in a similarly unsavory manner towards Swinton?
We need some tables turning here.
>>4167191
Weaselton has an incriminating recording that implicates Canidae
She says she'll pay him whatever he wants to keep it buried
He tells her that he doesn't want JUST money
She initially agrees then attempts to back out
He... insists
>>4167239
I'm rather enjoying this story, though I feel that Nick's poverty and cash desperation is being laid on a little too thick. He's supposed to be a sly hustler fox, after all. He might not be rolling in easy dosh, but surely scrounging up a twenty or two should be a piece of cake for him, through some rapid-fire mini-hustles.
>>4167306
>big and strong happy bun is now in HD
>>4167387
That was my thought too. If you're desperate for a quarter, you're not lower class, you're 3rd world poverty level homeless.
>>4167187
Perfection
>>4167421
Cucking Nick!
>>4167375
Canidae's aide is an asshole who wants to sell her/undermine her. He might cozy up to Swinton, but likely only to try and sell her Canidae.
http://pastebin.com/ytyfbGP0
>>4167451
So he has no desire to glaze those big hams of hers?
>>4167306
>>4167337
I wish people would stop posting these high-saturation low-resolution gifs
I need more faggot fox and ferret. Post all that you guys have of this ship.
>>4167135
Let your heart sing freely, anon.
>>4167439
IWTCINW
>>4167581
do you happen to have the bit in the museum where her tail is shaking ?
C:
>>4167414
I'm probably being an autist, but isn't there a bit of clipping on the button on the noose of her tie? Should a tie even have a button, for that matter, and it's the button that is clipping?
>>4167651
>>4167588
>>4167609
No, but I can make it
just for you
>>4167683
Doesn't look like clipping. Might be intentional design.
>>4167697
>>4167726
>>4167736
>>4167702
Thank you, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY
>>4167750
>>4167770
>>4167777
>>4167239
>Nick slid the quarters into the washing machine and it whirred to life.
>He stood in his underpants for fifteen minutes before transferring everything to a dryer.
>Another fifteen minutes passed.
>Other animals in the laundromat stared at him, but he really couldn't be bothered to care.
>He wasn't doing anything wrong right now.
>When his clothes were done drying, he put them back on, still hot, and left.
>Cafe Belette was across town, and he needed to make the next bus if he hoped to be on time.
>He rushed up to the nearest bus stop and patiently waited for what felt like forever before the bus arrived.
>He got on, paid the fare, and sat down.
>When it was time for him to get off, he had about seven minutes left.
>He still had to walk three blocks.
>Shit.
>Nick ran as fast as he could, not worrying about being suspicious looking this time. He wasn't out to steal any more coins.
>He was out to spend them.
>The front of the cafe was adorned with a large glass window and a neon sign that spelled out the name in curvy letters.
>Inside, Nick could see lots of animals sipping foamy concoctions from ceramic mugs and talking to one another under dim lighting.
>It wasn't FANCY fancy, but it was certainly more fancy than Nick would have usually ventured on a month like this.
>But he had a purpose.
>And he felt in his heart that said purpose was worthwhile.
>Nick looked around.
>No sign of Judy.
>He peered through the window again.
>No sign of her there either.
>Maybe she was just running late.
>Nick looked around.
>This is the part where he really wished he had a phone of his own.
>He really had no way of knowing if she was, in fact, running later, or just standing him up.
>Nick stood around for a few minutes.
>Nothing.
>Perhaps if he went inside and got a table.
>One by the window, so she could see him.
>Nick walked inside and got in line.
>Even in his clean clothes, he felt somewhat out of place.
cont.
>>4167787
Summary of Zistopia
We should have acted
They're already here
The honey badger told of their plot
Their cowardliness was merely an act
From the time after segregation ended
When the preds of Zootopia would be collared in cold blood
But no one wanted to believe
Believe they was a dark truth
And when the truth finally sparked
It was shocking
BUT
There is one they fear
In their tongue, he is Nikoluswhiled
HUSTLEBORN
>>4167702
>every time Judy twitches her tail, she's actually letting out a carrot-scented squeaker
>>4167798
>>4167846
It's such a shame that Jack didn't get that much screen time.
why did we ditch the last thread before image limit?
>>4167866
>>4167846
>>4167880
>>4167135
I'm so sorry anon, I wanted to have the next one done by tonight but I just couldn't manage, so you'll just have to deal with these abnormal feelings in the way you do usually.
In all likelihood the strip should be ready by this time tomorrow, but I promised myself I wouldn't make promises, and now the fuses in my robot brain are failing because of the paradox.
>>4167880
pies
are the worst dessert.
>>4167892
>>4167921
>>4167870
ever get that feeling of [spoiler]deja vu[/spoiler]?
>>4167823
>>4167921
I knew something was off about Mead. Hmmm...
HEY MEAD!
THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!
>>4167870
because op makes the thread early and everyone jumps ship.
>>4167947
Jesus, I knew the reference would be spotted but I at least thought it'd take a full minute.
>>4167921
On one hand, FUCK
On the other, take your time and don't rush it, man.
>>4167777
Checked and lucky as fuck. Fagfoxferret is truly blessed.
>>4167970
nope.. instantly. i love there she is too much.
>>4167921
But teasing us with an image like that...
>>4167892
I want to cum inside Slim N' Handsome Gideon
>>4167414
You're a hero
>>4167870
The general belief is that once a thread in /trash/ hits page 10, it's death will be quick and soon.
It's actually surprising that the prior thread is still clinging on, though. I figured it'd would've 404'd by now.
>>4166809
Good show, folks. I wanna kill myself now.
Watership Down same place, same time, next week.
>>4167870
Image limit isn't always the end of the thread.
We jump to the new thread at either:
>image limit
OR
>bump limit & page 10
>>4167880
The pies betray him
>>4167921
no rush man, take your time and thank you for the preview
>>4168007
all of it in hd, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsWgrf3XLKQ
Just wanted to let you guys know:
/ztg/ Aggie.io is back!
aggie.io/7nvyazqah5
(Link is also in OP)
Come and draw some things if you like!
>>4167921
>homba
The fuck is a homba?
>search, search...
>http://watershipdown.wikia.com/wiki/Lapine_Glossary
>Homba - a fox
Oh. Fair enough.
ThreadJournal here
What have I missed in the past 3 days?
>>4168087
not much idea, weekend has been rather uneventful.
What's the link to the journal? Has it been updated?
>>4167793
>All of the other animals here seemed way more collected and comfortable than himself.
>They all looked like the type who could easily afford to come here twice a day.
>Nick did as best he could to conceal his situational anxiety.
>The cashiers probably weren't used to being paid in quarters.
>But would they really care?
>Probably not.
>Nick looked up at the menu.
>Yikes.
>There were items that cost upwards of eight dollars.
>For a single serving.
>He only had six dollars left.
>Maybe just one of those three dollar espresso shots? With some water.
>Isn't there a name for that? Americano?
>Nick looked over his shoulder.
>Judy still wasn't there.
>He was beginning to worry, but before he could do much with his thoughts, it was his turn to order.
>He placed his order and was somewhat delighted to find that the cashier didn't even blink when he placed a bunch of quarters on the counter.
>It had come out to exactly three dollars. No tax.
>"Can I get a name on that?" asked the cashier.
>"Nick."
>"Ok, Nick, that'll be right out. Have a good one!"
>Nick waited by the condiment station, and in less than a minute, his drink was ready.
>He took it, thanked the barista, and found a seat by the window.
>It was at a table for two.
>Right now, it was only occupied by one.
>Nick was starting to worry.
>She was fifteen minutes late.
>What if she was standing him up?
cont.
>>4168111
http://pastebin.com/n2g2hmWK
nice trips
>>4168114
do you have this in a pastebin? no caps pls
So who wins the election between Swinton and Canidae?
Remember that the winner has to establish dominance over the loser as they take office, a holdover from the old times when mammals lived in packs and herds.
>>4168134
Fuck you Daddy Derek.
>>4168184
Isn't that called Ultimate surrender?
>>4168184
Canidae. People naturally respect predators as they are born leaders.
>>4168211
Oh hey it's Chumpy!
>>4168184
Canidae, but I could see Swinton becoming an assistant mayor with more power than Bellwether. Perhaps the two women, who have similar positions on everything, decide to combine their power.
>>4168228
Chumpy's gone until September, bro
>>4168241
>>4168228
>>4168211
>mfw would love to see chumpy and bore active and taking requests again
also, this is great.
We have a lot of new ones, who are not as recognisable yet, but it would be lovely to see the old chums back.
>>4168228
>>4168241
Yeah, that's an older Chumpy pic.
Have a more recent one.
>>4168259
Ch-Chumpy?
>>4168228
>>4168259
>>4168294
>>4168263
Im still here.
>>4168087
Alec made some piece of arts/conversation with the thread with the prairie dog and mink characters. Weaver released a Caninae/Stevens comic. Bunanon and /fit/lynx reappeared. A lot of pred vs prey and mayors discussions and arts. Wishgranter granting wishes, more art also from BB. More greentexts, more art and more people falling for /fit/ fox. Probably forgot something, but here it is.
>>4168312
I know, love you for posting your awesome art
>>4168312
Yay!
>>4168362
>It's a Stu murders Nick and makes him into a coat for Judy episode of Zootopia. Judy realizes only for Bonnie to tell her if she arrests him, she'll be destroying her career and her family
>>4168202
Only if they wrestle for the position.
But this is a democratic election and the loser must submit, they knew what they were getting into when they ran for office.
>>4168406
Why would it destroy her career?
>>4167787
More faggotry please.
>>4168362
Are there any fic where Nick is teasing Stu like that? Usually he is written in rather good terms or even scared.
>>4168114
>Nick sipped from his mug.
>It was hot, and he just about burned his tongue.
>He blew on it and took another sip.
>Very bitter.
>Nick got up and fetched some cream and sugar packets from the condiment station.
>He stirred in a couple of each and took another sip.
>Much better.
>Nick sat, and sipped, and waited.
>And waited.
>And waited.
>And waited some more.
>An hour passed.
>But she never came.
>Nick's heart hung heavy in his chest.
>His mouth was dry, and his eyes were wet.
>Despite finishing his caffeinated beverage, he felt weak and exhausted.
>And also very stupid.
>It would seem that Nick had been stood up.
>Why had he come here?
>Why had he wasted so much time and effort on this?
>Why had he been foolish enough to think that a girl like Judy would ever want to sit down with....
>....a guy like himself.
>Nick sipped the last drop from his mug, got up, and left.
>Though nobody around thought anything of him, he had never felt more humiliated in his entire life.
>A single tear rolled down his cheek as he began to slowly walk back to the bus stop.
>His paws in his pockets, his head hung low.
Meanwhile
>Judy almost burst through door of the cafe.
>She was more than an hour late.
>Her parents had done everything in their power to prevent her from leaving the house.
>It would be a cold day in Hell before they would even consider letting her go on a date with a strange animal they had never met.
>Judy had snuck out a window and ridden her moped downtown.
>And now she was here, very late, and very much unable to contact the handsome fox.
>She frantically looked around.
>There was no sign of him.
END OF PART 2
Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuRigekcetk
daily reminder that
>foxes are parasite ridden trash
>wolfes cant think for themselves
>bears are sad loners
>lions have a superiority complex
>hyenna males have smaller dicks than their females
>felines have spiked cocks
>stoats are mentally retarded
>>4168154
Yes I do Anon!
http://pastebin.com/27QMvKTX
Here's the whole thing so far, just updated it! Enjoy!
>>4168446
Okay.
Posting purest ship.
>>4168439
Her father literally murdered her coworker and gave her a coat.
The issue is that this type of thing is a double edged sword for her, she's fucked.
If she doesn't tell, she's an accomplice to murder.
If she does tell, people will wonder if she was an accomplice who got cold feet, and other people will judge her for selling out her own family. It's career poison.
>>4168465
And apes are homicidal psychopaths with tiny dicks. They have evolved.
>>4168465
>Rabbits inbreed so much they have a high chance of random mutation
>Sheep have eyes that are evil
>>4168482
But Gideon and Travis are married.
>>4168465
>mfw I realised no matter what I do or who I am this drone will post shit in every thread
>mfw I work on night shifts so I'll thankfully will never meet this asshole
>>4168465
>wolfes
wolfs*
>>4168517
they do partner swapping from time too time
>>4168072
Haaaa that's adorable
>>4168450
Continue like this man, I really like it.
>>4168072
>You will never lick Nick's belly
>>4168597
wolfses*
>>4168607
waffles*
>>4168184
Reminder that the two mayoral candidates are both thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal also Stevens was there.
>>4168312
Literally who?
>>4168639
Literally Me, bitch.
>>4168602
Wouldn't you prefer the toned belly of the bun?
>>4168658
No
Who would want to lick a sluts belly?
>>4168639
>would love to see chumpy and bore active again
>im still here
>chumpy is in a place that is not here
Use your detective skills, my dude.
>>4168657
We made the meme happen
>>4168636
We're veering out of THICC MILF and into BBW territory and it upsets me
>>4168184
Swinton proved to be the crowd favorite, has fewer skeletons in her closet, doesn't want to establish an authoritarian regime, and is the incumbent -- people naturally vote for re-election with greater statistical likelihood than a new candidate.
>>4168672
>slut
>>4167921
previous pages?
>>4168715
Yo, it ain't done yet
>>4168184
Gotta go Swinton here, I just don't like the pink dog at all.
>>4168658
Felines have soft underbellys
>>4168423
Kinky
>>4168679
>STOP GETTING HARD TO STUFF I DON'T GET HARD TO
>>4168450
gonna need a lot more of this, thanks
>>4168672
>>4169052
>>4169098
>>4169118
>>4169098
You get to go on a date with any Zootopia character and have a good time, and a chance to start an actual relationship if you do well.
Except you're a Mouse.
Do you go for it?
Oh, hey. Zistopia updated.
>>4169178
I'm in Zootopia, still better than here.
>>4169193
What? What the fuck is this shit?
>>4169118
>and remember kits,this is what happends to those that betray their race,the human takes them away!
>>4169248
Nicks sister I think.
>>4169299
>Nick's sister
Oh boy. Oh boy. If THE SECRET LEAGUE OF RACIST RICH PREY KEEPING THE PREDS AND RABBITS DOWN wasn't enough.
I'm glad I dropped it.
>>4169248
A filler update? Zistopia does that sometimes.
>>4169118
My dad does it like this:
>grab the rabbit by hind legs and let him hang down
>grap steel pipe in other hand, and smash rabbit to head
>this kills the rabbit
>put him on ground
>stab him in neck, and wait until it bleeds out
>tie by hind legs
>skin down, from hind legs to head
>cut out the head with skin rolled
Once he missed the head blow, and man, the rabbit SCREAMED like fucking siren. I wouldn't believe they can scream this loud.
>>4169338
It's not his sister. Quite being a whiny faggot.
>>4166815
Wish the guy doing Tales of a Bunny and a Fox and Rem were still working together
>>4169384
It's still fucking stupid. It's a dumb joke based around the perception and play on expectations of a situation.
Ah! It's funny because the little girl fox acted like a savage and ate a caterpillar while Nick gets all scared! You think it's going to be a scene about appreciating nature but WHAT A TWIST.
It's trash. The kind of humor you'd expect out of the modern ghostbusters movie.
>>4168325
thanks
Mare.
>>4169470
Dude, it's a fucking side note. It's a 3 second joke that's not supposed to be anything more than a 3 second joke.
>>4169341
>If they gare medrls for honky-tonk fuckin' wavs
>Hell I'd put mine in my Jo ckest of drawers
>>4169530
Trash is Trash is Trash
>>4169470
It is literally kids being kids. You are being triggered by effectively nothing.
>>4169547
>Triggered
Get that shit out of here. I'm saying it's shit because it's shit.
>>4169519
Imagine hugging that tube of packed muscle and taunt hide.
>>4169568
You are flipping out at literally nothing. You are triggered. It's a small side-comic that someone thought was cute and you are going apeshit.
I miss Calvin
>>4169568
>It's shit because I don't like it
Classic 4chan logic
>>4169600
>Tried to jack off to milfs
>Wound up thinking of Nick and Finnick passionately fucking
Aw shit
>>4169593
I can't believe he's fucking dead.
>>4168517
The more I think of it, the more I want to see Clawhauser and Gideon together.
>>4169649
Nick and Finnick passionately fucking milfs while high fouring each other.
>>4169693
>Nick and Finnick passionately fucking each others mothers while high fouring each other.
>>4168450
>>4169519
>>4169668
Clawhauser is a piece of shit who can't appreciate delicious pastries. He eats garbage donuts that he finds in his fat folds.
Travis is the only man for Gideon.
>>4169749
>>4169693
Well with Finnick wouldn't it have to be a low four
>>4169519
F A T
N
E
C
K
>>4169613
I legitimately want NW to draw a romantic/dialog-heavy porn comic in the style of The Late Stake.
They give the characters such great faces/dialog/chemistry I would love to see them take on something lewd.
But I know that'll never happen.
We need more Stu and Bonnie.
>>4169792
wow rude
>>4169846
You mean Bonnie and Nick?
>>4169878
You mean more Nick and Fennick?
>>4169846
All I got, sorry.
>>4169786
>risking snek aids
>>4169893
You mean more Fennick and Clawhauser?
>>4169902
>Not even the one with Bonnie watching
Have a fresh foxe from your pal mister trackpad! How has everyone been doing by the way?
>>4169726
>Nick and Finnick passionately fucking their own mothers while high fouring each other
>>4169929
Don't have that one, I just saved this one cause I loved Gid's cock, it looks so cute..
Let's have some medieval Zootopia
While the Romawn Empire collapsed in the west, the Empire in the east endured through the entire middle ages, and indeed was a bulwark against the Muslim middle east and a bastion of Christian beliefs at the edge of the “civilized” world.
The center of this continued Romawn empire was Constoatanople, and was considered by many to be a jewel, and a grand city in its own right. And while the emperors of that fabled city were never able to fully retake the west, the light of the Empire was sheltered by the east. Though, it would never rise to the heights that the Empire once had managed.
As a offshoot of the Romaw, the Constoatanople empire was a integrated culture, with many species living together, including predator and prey. This was the strength of the old Empire, but without the wealth that had preceded it, racial disputes plagued the country from its birth to its end, along with religious schisms and debates.
>>4169937
>Relax judy, it's not a sex thing, this is just part of fox culture
>>4169902
Is there a complete version of that Gideon cucks Bonnie comic?
>>4169974
Rammania is the true heir to the Romawn empire!
>>4169974
>This was the strength of the old Empire, but without the wealth that had preceded it, racial disputes plagued the country from its birth to its end, along with religious schisms and debates.
But the Eastern Empire WAS the wealthy half. It's why it survived for an extra 1000 years.
>>4169930
How big is your trackpad? Even, like, an inch should be getting smoother lines than that.
also good
>>4169902
>>4170031
A poor choice of words on my part. Perhaps it would have been better to substitute wealth with might
>>4170084
It had the might, too. It didn't lose that might until Manzikert when the Roman favorite pastime of civil war finally bit it in the ass. And it wasn't for good until the end of the Kommenos Dynasty and the 4th Crusade.
>>4170156
Surprise fic for /trash/
Canidae unknowingly facilitates some good old fashioned WildeHopps ass pounding.
http://pastebin.com/AcNZB5PR
Also features Nick in drag. Sorry; Nichole in regular clothes.
>>4170031
Truth. Even if it deteriorated badly in it's last 2-3 centuries as the Turks began to push into Anatolia, the Byzantines endured quite a lot before being reduced to a besieged Constantinople.
That does leave me wondering of the Zootopian analogue for the Turks, next. The Seljuk Empire that wore the East Romans down, the bickering Turkish Beyliks after it's collapse, and finally the Ottoman Beylik that stood out to absorb the rest, and slowly strangle the remnants of Byzantine.
>>4169519
Mare.
>>4170195
I dig it.
someone say more Gideon?
>>4170286
>>4170360
>mlp
>>4170387
>your furfaggotry is worse than my furfaggotry
Toppest of keks faggot in denial.
>>4170414
>stop having opinions about the things i like
anon...
>>4170387
>hay guize I h8 ponies XDDD ebin maymay raight? XDDD I fit in in 4chin right XDDD
>>4170351
Just random art with no ulterior story as far as I know. The guy also did some art of proto-zoot Nick's apartment.
>>4170485
>>4170492
>>4170360
Wish there was more Pinkie x Nick stuff out there
>>4170249
tbqh the Byzantines got what they deserved at Manzikert. All of the bad practices of the Roman Empire finally came to a head and destroyed it for good.
>Hey, Seljuks. Want a non-aggression pact?
>Fuck yes! My northern flank is secure, so now I can concentrate on fighting the Mameluks for control of the Islamic world like I've been wanting to! Thank you based Romans!
>LOLOLOLOLOLJK BACKSTAB!
>*Manzikert*
>Say, these Romans are a LOT weaker than we thought they were
>OH NO
And during the battle itself
>Fuck, the Emperor and his half of the army aren't immediately crushing the barbarians. We might need to join him.
>...say, if the Emperor is currently in the middle of a losing battle, who's holding the throne in Constantinople?
>BYZANTIUM: CIVIL WAR
>>4169593
It's all heyenas now
>>4170471
Not exactly what I meant by that.
Honestly, the fanbase has confused me ever since it got big back in 2011/12.
I'm frankly quite sick of seeing pony crossovers in literally everything upon everything.
Let MLP be MLP and Zootopia be Zootopia
>>4167191
>>"Every voter I've seen wants to plow piggy into the next election cycle."
He's not wrong.
>>4170544
Too bad, I miss the cutie patutie.
>>4170545
The moment a fanbase names itself it's fucked. It's no coincidence that Whofags are just as bad.
>>4170592
>implying we're not as bad as horsefuckers
That's some serious denial there, Anon.
>>4170517
>Implying Nick wouldn't just be annoyed with Pinkie's high energy
Pinkie and Judy would be much better
>>4170544
The antics of these three would be next level. Although I'd be super interested in anything featuring trash panda
>>4170685
Which pony do you think would get along the best with Nick?
>>4170530
Well I wouldn't contest that, either. Like I said, they really deteriorated fast in their last 2-3 centuries. Their demise was tragic, but not unexpected. Heck, for all the enmity between them, even the Ottomans respected their achievements. Mehmed the Second didn't allow for much pillaging once Constantinople fell to his siege; He wanted to preserve and inherit the East Roman heritage instead. With the Byzantine bureaucracy observed and adopted, Constantinople was where the Ottomans 'officially' transformed from a state into an Empire.
>>4170788
They need to make everyone know that they re faggots
>>4170788
Usually hurt, tops need to be diligent about not going too hard too fast and bottoms gotta make certain to communicate when they've gone too far. The ring is a fun and happy thing to play with, its elastic and given time can fit some crazy big stuff, but it needs to warm up first.
>want to do something for thematic thursday
>don't want to stop working on fic I have in progress because my attention span is shit as it is
>fic in progress has really no relation to this week's theme, save for a very passing reference to exercising
fug
>>4170720
Probably RD. Nick's a bit of a smartass and while she may not be the fastest to warmup, the reciprocation is crucial for closeness. Least at first. Maybe they help break down barriers of insecurity over time. Whole lot of autistic analysis I'd love to go into not right here
>>4170950
Don't think of TT as a mandatory filter on content. It's just an agreement on what content to offer for that week *in general*. You're still just as welcome to offer off-topic content as well.
Since the thread is so dead, heres a wip of a short comic.
>>4169811
>no comic artists will ever top The Late Stake's level of depth and lewd
at least there's the writefags
Suggest prey animals that are underrepresented.
>>4171094
>>4171088
Lemurs? Lemurs are cute...
>>4171120
No primates.
>>4171088
Coyotes
>>4171127
Ok how about mice or any tiny creatures really.
>>4171162
Oh,i tend to get them mixed
Cows
>>4171088
Has anyone here ever rolled an elephant?
>>4171172
Why is exhibitionism so hot?
hey from rain town
pretty comfy for a sunday evening, even if it is slow. pretty wild last couple of days though what with the scandals and the history lessons.
>>4171213
Don't know but it really does it for me, especially with scent stuff mixed in.
>>4171196
ur ugly mum u fat faggt kuk
>>4171243
scent exhibitionism is so hot to me.
That one greentext of Judy getting covered in Nick's scent and then going to Bugburga?
Mmmmmm
>>4171253
It's just another version of a cumwalk.
>>4171247
shit son s1ck
>>4171247
>no image
Are you even trying?
>>4171253
link?
>>4171253
Can't wait for thematic thursday. Hoping for some delicious scenty fun.
>>4171190
>pigs and sheep exist in zootopia
>>4171190
They were domesticated by Wolves, much like Sheep and Pigs.
>>4171281
I know right. It's so cliche but so unf at the same time.
>>4171271
to fuk ur fat mum kys ugly fox fag fag smelly hair
>>4171305
>wolves
>being smart enught to domesticate shit
Yeah,neah m8
>>4171314
>image.jpg
Good enough
>>4171321
Then <insert smart pred here>.
You think Nick ever got drunk and forced himself on Finnick when he was sleeping in his van?
>>4166170
I just popped a quarter of an adderall and drank some monster. Maybe I'll actually get some drawing done today.
>>4171357
He did.
Then he got sprayed and slept on the street.
>>4171355
>preds
>smart
2/10 b8
Made me reply
>>4171381
After the knot deflated, right?
>>4171060
go on..
>>4171361
>titty gazelle
more
>>4171088
Squirrels
>>4170770
Yeah. I'm pretty sure the Ottomans just wanted to think of themselves as the new Romans. Unfortunately the Renaissance happened right at that moment.
Thanks Osterfags, you guys are pretty cool.
>>4171213
It isn't tho?
>>4169732
Nice work Cap. Did you ever get around to adding graphics to any of the other texts besides just the three?
>>4168658
We need more workout pics of Judy.
>>4171400
Not much to show yet, but it involves scent
>>4168658
>>4171382
>Went to search top 10 smartest animals on earth
>Rat is the smartest mammal behind Doplhin
>Followed by Pig, Elephant, Cow and Squirrels
Are rats considered domesticated? Since they kind of adapted to humans?
>>4171425
Mehmed II certainly did, but the rulers after him, not so much. I think the thrill of the whole "We Romans naow" schtick wore out fast for them.
>>4171458
Seconding.
>>4169999
>tfw Judy has a whole litter of male kits and she knows sooner or latter she will have a hands on approach on "the talk" with them
also, nice quads
Post bun on head
>>4169974
>Senator Nicolaus Piberius Silvestrus x Slave Judy fic WHEN
>>4171477
Probably has to do with the fact they make all of the rules.
>>4171477
Some of those lab mice breeds probably count as domesticated. Rats in general though, not so much. Like most other wild animals, if raised with human contact from youth, they can be fairly sociable, and unlike most wild animals, they're too small to pose any real threat if they do get agitated.
>>4171477
Rats arent domesticated
They just learned how to put up with our shit and thrive in our trash
>>4171508
It's my birthday today.
I don't have much time to draw right this second but I'll probably come back and draw later tonight.
>>4171451
Not yet, being lazy.
>>4171477
Naw, domestication means they were intentionally bred to be better for human use. Rats just sort of hung around.
>>4171537
Happy birthday cool dude!
Rem said new chapter of Jack Steals Judy's Heart Before Nick Has A Chance To Admit His Feelings... I mean Black Jack is going to update this week.
>>4171537
Hpagpy bitrjhiday
>>4171537
>>4171497
>Judy, this is how my mother taught me. It's natural!
>>4171488
Kek.
I should look into that portion a little bit. All I really know atm is there was some corruption and infighting resulting in a slow decline until WWI and Ataturk.
>>4171579
It's Nick's own fault for not manning up and confessing to Judy. He cucked himself.
>>4171579
>tfw you wish Rem kept making comfy images for Tales of a Sly Fox and a Dumb Bunny
>>4171624
I'm pretty sure she knew Nick's feelings and chose someone else anyway.
>>4171658
So it's Judy's fault? That dumb bunny...
>>4167191
>>4167235
>>4170637
Request fulfilled.
>"You gonna keep hogging her man?"
>"We agreed! Ten minutes, I cum, then you, then we get her together."
>Bucky and Pronk have Councilwoman Canidae bent over the bed in their apartment.
>Her paws are bound behind with a plastic tie, and she has a ball gag in her mouth.
>Pronk runs his hooves through the wolf's hair as he ruts against her tight, undersized slit.
>"You sure you didn't already cum?" Bucky asks, gently tapping his cock to watch it bounce.
>Pronk grunts in reply, sighing as he empties a load into Canidae. "I swear that was the first one!"
>She's not saying a word. In fact, she's not responding at all.
>Beneath her blindfold, her eyes are glazed. The generous curves of her body are naked and supple.
>Slowly, Pronk pulls out, but not before kissing the back of the wolf's neck.
>"Can she even hold two loads?" Bucky wonders aloud, his hoof drifting to graze Pronk's crotch.
>"Better find out. She'll hold at least four. Uh, five."
>As Bucky hilts inside the fuckdoll, holding her little canine feet, he turns his head to Pronk.
>"So you did cum twice! Then I'm gonna cum twice too!" Bucky's thrusts hasten.
>Pronk can't resist. He approaches and puts his arms around his man.
>He presses his crotch to Bucky's ass, and holds Canidae's legs so he can fuck her hooves free.
>Bucky feels himself edging inside the wolf. He turns his head to Pronk and kisses the side of his snout.
>Bucky cums, his body shuddering. Cum drops from Canidae's overstuffed slit onto the floor.
>"You think the drug's going to wear off soon?" Pronk asks, licking his lips and wondering if he should lick at the woman's.
>"Nope. Double dose." Bucky responds, stroking the wolf's back with his hooves, gently.
>"Then I want her ass this time." Pronk exclaims, giving a teasing buck of his hips against Pronk.
>"No, I want her ass!"
>"No way, I get her ass!"
>>4171571
>>4171593
>>4171598
>>4171620
Thanks guys!
>>4171681
Oh, my bad.
>>4171579
>I remember a long time ago, when Rem told me he was going to make a Jack comic.
>"I'll make a Jack comic."
>He then told me there would be cucking
>"It will have Nick being cucked."
>And then he made and posted the comic.
>"BRRRRRRRRFFFFFT"
>>4171616
Yeah, like all other empires the Ottomans had their eventual, shitty fall from grace. The 16th century is when they reached the peak of power, then stagnated for a long time. Around the 18th century is when they start to slowly fall apart. WWI was what finally kicked their teeth in.
Been a long time since I studied Turkish history. It was pretty fascinating stuff.
>>4171477
Dolphins are predators
>>4171579
sneak peak of chapter 3 for Black Jack
Reminder that Gideon is the nicest, mild-mannered, most handsomest fox
>>4171777
Water mammals are sketchy.
>>4167921
Wait, was there a new mead comic I missed? Between school, overwatch, and drawing for TT I haven't been keeping up with the threads of late.
>>4171800
Foxlet detected
>>4169600
Can Disney not make a childrens movie with porn stars?
>>4171579
Isn't this based on a fic too? Where is that one?
>>4171689
How'd the poor councilwoman get into a sticky situation like that in the first place? Was she campaigning door to door?
>>4171181
Thinking Coyotes are prey. I for one am insulted.
>>4171088
Otters, or Rats
>>4171694
Happy birthday!
>>4171820
No, that's a teaser for the next one.
>>4171800
Indeed the handsomest!
>>4171800
Gideon's a fat, ugly asshole.
>>4171541
I feel ya.
>>4171850
Rats are super cute.
>>4171800
yes, and he is a fag too.
>>4171373
Good on you.
>Judy starts dating Jack
>Nick gets double cucked as Judy describes to him in detail every time they have sex
>>4171852
Oh, sorry I guess I jumped the gun. I was just skimming and didn't read properly.
>>4171828
It's not based on a fic, but it is a collaboration between Rem289 (artist) and aoimotion (fanfic writer). So unlike Sprinkah's comic, this one with Jack Savage is spoiler-free
>>4171946
>>4171882
Nicholas' Criminal
Overconfident
Used to be involved with the tundra town mafia
General lowlife
Allowed ONE bad event in his childhood to cause him to emotionally barricade himself off from the world
Most likely a crooked cop
Freakishly long torso and abnormally short legs
Bad fashion sense
>>4171537
Happy birthday!
>>4171905
I'd be able to do the Low Class Nick/High Class Judy pretty well though, I think.
Have a few pics in mind.
>>4171946
>Jack ditches Judy as fucking every secret agent shit
>"Nick I love u no"
>*sweating nick because he wanted to tell honey that he was going to stop the "friends with benefit" thing they rekindled to date gazelle and now have to lay the news to judy*
>>4171850
I am a lover of animals big and small but one type of animal that I have absolutely no love for is coyotes. They are nasty little bastards who exist only to eat pets and young children. They're the retarded mutant version of dogs and wolves.
>>4171907
Rats could be cute. But it's like the whole size thing throws me off.
What is up, content anons? Feeling a little uninspired? Lucky you, I found a few prompts in a box in my attic.
>A masked fox and bunny vigilante duo has been fighting crime and making headlines throughout the city. So far, the ZPD has turned a blind eye to their heroics. Everyone just knows that it’s Nick and Judy. The problem? It’s not, but no one believes them.
>After McHorn accidentally squishes a mouse suspect, the citizens of Little Rodentia take to the streets. Their “Vermin Pride” rally brings the city to halt, and the ZPD is called in to carefully deal with the tiny riot.
For Thematic Thursday:
>Nick assumed that he was signing up for a half-marathon with Judy. Nope, it’s a triathalon. He still wants to impress her, though. Can he hustle his way out of having to actually physically hustle?
And one potential lewd:
>Nick can’t help but notice that whenever Judy comes back from the gym she smells...different. And no, it’s not bunny b.o. Could it be her workout partner? Something else?
Well, whatever you're working on, get going! I'll let y'all know if I dig up another box.
>>4171850
desert doggos a cute
>>4172130
>the ZPD is called in to carefully deal with the tiny riot.
Just get a leaf blower
>>4172031
Gideon mutilated a young girl
Led a life of petty crime out of spite
Didn't even have a reason, he was just an asshole
Waited fifteen years to apologize to the girl he mutilated, and only because he couldn't avoid it at the time
Fat
Ugly
Shitty hick clothes
Foxlet
Gay
>>4171994
Nick should go to a doctor and get those neck lacerations checked
>>4172031
i.e. perfection
>>4172168
>Waited fifteen years to apologize
He didnt even apologize, he just said what his therapist told him to say
That scene wasn't genuine at all
>>4172031
Oh hey, it's my list. Am I becoming another meme?
>>4172123
clearly, you haven't met dingoes, also, keep yer goddamn pets inside and fence you propriety if you already live in an area where large or pack predators live right next to you
>>4172168
>Mutilated
Hahaha sure anon.
>Didn't even have a reason, he was just an asshole
we still don't know why he was like that. It may be a reason.
>Fat
I don't see that as something negative
>Ugly
you need glasses
>Shitty hick clothes
at least he dresses better than nick
>>4172218
Damn, that's a good point. Gideon Grey is a fucking asshole.
>>4171835
Ah! That's perfect. That's definitely it.
>>4172123
Thats a very fair assessment of them. I wouldn't say retarded mutant cousin, version whatever.
>>4172144
pcute yeah
>>4172243
yes
Did that greentext with Nick and Judy having kids via surrogates ever finish up?
>>4172296
>it may be a reason
Gideon said it himself, he's just an asshole.
>Fat
>not negative
Haha okay tumblr
>you need glasses
Wearing 'em, he's still ugly as fuck
>dresses better than Nick
Oh, so you just have shit taste, good to know.
>>4172296
>at least he dresses better than nick
Nick could dress in rags and still look good. No point for you.
>>4172341
Don't think so. I think it only got as far as Judy finishing talking to Jack and Nick pretty much already having a date for his first fuck with the vixen.
>>4172341
Personally I think Nick and Judy should adopt a fox pup.
>>4172394
One fox pup, and a dozen rabbits, the minimum number of buns they could adobt.
>>4172394
It's not like they could adopt rabbits, they've got such big families that I bet none of them are ever in the system for very long.
>>4172378
And then said Vixen refuses to give up her litter to them and they have custody battles. Literally a recipe for disaster and why it'd never be done that way in the first place.
>>4172413
guys, what if
hear me out
but, WHAT IF
it's a younger female vixen, and a bunch of male rabbits.
WHAT. IF.
>>4171865
Gideon is 100% Beaver approved.
Also shame on whoever posted the Stu edit but not this one.
>>4172452
vixen pussy status: destroyed
>>4172130
Your prompts are fantastic
>>4172484
>tiny rabbit cocks destroying anything
>>4172516
that one rabbit with the tiger girl, can't remember the names, but that
>>4169974
ROMAWNS ARE WHITE
>>4172341
No, but I can tell you how it ends.
>Nick fucks the vixen only until she's preggers.
>Is still faithful to Judy, and can only get it up when he's thinking of her.
>Judy has sex with Jack and gets knocked up the first go.
>She realizes Jack is a much better lover than Nick.
>Cop bun keeps fucking Jack on the sly, and when Nick starts getting suspicious Judy claims she isn't pregnant even though her dewlap is starting to form.
>>4172516
There's a reason why it's common for female bunes to "try everything" once they get to the city.
>>4172556
now multiply it by a full litter of kits
>>4172578
And that is why you don't suggest this shit in the first place.
>>4172035
Cool! Not sure how many parts it will have, but the text should be all done before the end of the week.
>>4172578
>A rabbit being able to satisfy anything that's taken the knot
gek
>>4172665
yes yes, hotdog down a hallway. I didn't say he filled her with his carrot. I said he was a better lover. Probably something wired into Judy's biological need to breed with another rabbit.
>>4172707
If my japanese animes have taught me anything, the one with the better cock wins and that's Nick.
>>4172578
Or rather
>Judy is on birth control and just cant imagine why she isnt pregnant yet, but damnit she'll keep trying!
Would you dick the Nick, slick? Or are you more of a lewd the Jude kind of dude?
>>4172298
Now consider what he'd be like in Zistopia.
Already fitted with a collar, he couldn't dream of stealing those tickets, let alone attacking Judy.
He'd probably be dead long before they could reconnect in the future.
>>4172744
Unless Jack slips Pastor into Judy's drinks. And then records their fuck sessions.
>>4172744
No, it's the one with the most shounen angry eyes and shouts his determination and beliefs the loudest that wins.
>>4172507
aw, thanks!
>>4172798
I actually read a story--I think it was Through a Glass, Darkly--where the situation for predators is so bad that even though he reformed there were so few opportunities for him that he just ended up killing himself.
>>4172814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySLUNs7i0ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1mAd77Hr4
>>4171537
Happy Birthday, Seine!
>>4172807
That just starts the timer until Nick finds out and makes Jack a slave to the dox fick.
>>4170584
I'll meet you half way here, anon
>>4172907
What, he secretly Pastors Jack as well, and has both bunnies to himself?
>>4172926
HOLY FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO TRISTAN
HE SHRANK IN THE WASH
>>4172926
Those legs.
He's such a badglet.
>>4171537
doggy says happy birthmas
>>4171537
Happy birthday!
>>4172926
>Mo' like lord Cocktree.
>>4172948
He's always been that small, but he's mostly been interacting with other short people. He's only 3'5.
But yeah, he does look super small in this one
>>4172935
I was actually thinking he'd just turn Jack into a subservient buttslut without any help but, hey, turnabout is fair play, yeah?
>>4172926
Tiny dadger is tiny!
>>4172926
Did Tristan lose his knees in the war?! Also, thank you, you are a super cool dude and I heart your work.
>>4172973
>He's always been that small
n
no
his fucking fingers touch the floor, man
>>4172926
Yay!
I know they're not your focus anymore or anything, but the occasional cameo is nice.
>>4173027
Ah, shit, you're right, I made his arms too long
>>4172996
Use it as training wheels. He'll know he shouldn't want this, he knows exactly what he's being put through because he subjected Judy to it. He'll try to deny his love for the fox cock, but will go sucking it.
And all the while Nick cuts down the amount he gives him. Until Jack doesn't need it any-more to go down on his knees to pleasure his vulpine master.
>>4172926
HE'S SO SMALL
THEY'RE SO CUTE
>>4172926
Both of them are at perfect Pseudopenis appreciation height
>>4166796
>probably said this a lot of times
Don't worry anon, I opened the comic to interpretation. Husband or not, it's entirely up to you.
Heck, even I believed he was Judy's husband when I made the comic.
And I just made myself sad in class. Goddammit.
>>4173167
>>4172907
Pretty sure that makes Nick a supervillain, actually.
Currently watching Brooklyn 99. This shit works with zootopia really well.
>>4173281
You're only a supervillain if you clash with heroes.
>>4173304
hell yeah it does
we need more
>>4173365
>implying Jack isn't perfect
>>4173107
Right, exactly. You can't keep a--what is he, a doctor in this story?--a doctor drugged up all the time. He might know his place but Nick likes to make extra sure, so Jack gets to go into work every day dressed in the smell of musk and fox cum.
i want to be decapitated and have a pressurized stream of dox fick semen shot down my exposed windpipe
>>4173433
A perfect pred buttslut maybe.
>>4173281
Um this is dark as fuck. Almost dark enough. HNNNG.
>>4173182
Hey, Alec, how's school going?
>>4173467
nah dude
check that manly physique.
He and Judy would make some great kits.
Pastebin Anon here, any new fics?
>>4173487
What is that, a hare cosplaying?
>>4173487
>digitgrade
>>4173281
I hate pastor bullshit.
>>4173525
>>4173522
Yeah, it's comically off-model, but I like the photoset just because it's Jack doing things other than "standing with gun"
here's the green requested last night, posted this morning
>>4173554
Though, the split and top-left actually look fine.
>>4173554
I would fuck this rabbit
>>4173694
Bernielover invented large rabbits
>>4173737
i know i said it wrong, i meant it's on the same level of that bunny.
>>4173596
Requester here. Thanks anon!
>>4173508
what did you add most recently?
>>4173765
>>4173771
genuine question since I don't watch much cheesy porn: how was it?
>>4173832
someone wanted to watch zootopia.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
>>4173824
One of Judy's brothers who's fucking Gideon and somehow also the same size as he is.
>>4173824
Judy has an older brother who's big and strong and manly and also gay and dating Gideon.
My eyeballs are about to roll out of my skull.
>>4173754
MEGA ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER BUNNY
I drew some Judy today.
>>4173832
And then she got with Jack and he ditched her with a baby
>>4173880
Good job.
>>4173547
what the fuck is pastor?
>>4173856
I JUST DON'T GET IT
YOU HAD FUCKING TRAVIS BERNIE LOVER
WAS IT SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DRAW TUBECATS THAT YOU MADE YOUR RABBIT?
>>4173916
A date rape/mindcontrol drug.
>>4173917
Bernie's only comfortable with like two body types
>It's a one of Judy's brothers comes to visit her in Zootopia only to get FUCKING MURDERED because a criminal mistook him for her
>>4173880
Grrrrrrrl
>>4173880
fit bun best bun
been a while since I just drew plain old canon characters
here's to the classics
I'm a little curious now: Is there anything you fine fellows want to see Aafiya do in the future?
>>4173856
I thought he was only shown on one or two pages?
>>4174115
You sassy son of a bitch
>>4173880
Huh, I always thought that "Heresy" was a joke signature, because of furries.
Anyway, kudos for the fit Judy
Hey guys writeyote here! After a couple days of actuality feeling good and getting stuff done I decided to throw it all out and write shit for you instead. So if you guys have requests just give them to me to butcher.
>>4174120
Shes drawn a bunch with him if my memory serves
>>4174115
You cheeky cunt, I love it
>>4174115
FOXLET
O
X
L
E
T
>>4174146
Judy doing farmwork.
>>4174116
Deal with the stigma that everyone assumes he's lazy and lets women do all the work or all the chicks he's ever dated have assumed he was seeing other women and broken up with him because they think he's lying.
>>4174115
>>4174142
>>4174115
>Weaver has actually watched the movie
I am shocked!
And here's the fox you love to hate, or just love to love
Remember before Jack Savage, when people were always afraid he would be the one to cuck Nick
Glad we've moved past that
>>4173938
when did this become a thing? Was it in a fic or something?
>>4174143
>Huh, I always thought that "Heresy" was a joke signature, because of furries.
It is.
>>4174212
Its been a thing here for weeks. Ive had to suffer through endless posts about Judy being mindraped in some form or another
>>4174206
Gid ain't bad. He's just misunderstood because of all the Judeon stuff.
>>4173812
Well, I've never critiqued someone's OC before so forgive me in advance if I'm not being particularly specific or helpful.
The build-up felt natural and not rushed. Nick and Judy's snarky interaction was amusing to read. The master/maid RP and the sex itself was pretty hot.
Overall, delightfully cheesy. I can't fault it!
>>4174212
It started out as just someone posting the idea of "what if there was a drug that was the opposite of nighthowlers"
Made animals super tame instead of savage.
But naturally nearly the first greentext with it turned it into a daterape drug.
Though there hasn't actually been any daterape as far as Im aware. Just standard rape
>>4174206
I never was a fan of Gideon,
but I gotta admit,
he's pretty adorable there.
>>4174115
Why did you Cotton Hill poor ol' Nick, Weaver?
What did he ever do to you?
And I even took a swing at Duke Weaselton
everyone's favorite long-and-lanky larcenist
look at that lean figure
>>4174180
That's kind of hard to work with as literally nothing interesting could happen. Maybe if you add a twist I could work with it.
>>4174283
if finnick is the same... i swear
>>4174283
>>4174283
>weselton.png
IT'S WEASELTON
>>4174116
dating struggles
>>4174268
It's not all rape, there have been some fics with consensual use.
>>4174313
Has it updated since...that?
>>4174304
I thought that was your job. You took quite a few requests in a weird direction.
>>4174283
THAT'S NOT TRAVIS
Weaver, there's a direction I'm trying to lead you and if you manage to nail it I'd literally suck your cock in real life but there's no way you'll be thinking what I'm thinking
>>4174327
Yeah.
It's gotten back on track since then.
>>4174327
Yeah it's actually been pretty good since then
>>4174325
Though they were basically created because all the stories before them WERE rape, and some writers wanted to even out the field even just a little bit.
>>4174327
Yes, with his own art and actually decent guest artists.
Which makes THIS guy all the more inexplicable, save for a theory that he was willing to draw a crapton of pages for that update.
>>4174313
i'm mr meeseeks look at me
>>4174329
That's fair. But for some reason nothings coming to mind. It might take a while to make unless you add in some twist. Sorry if the previous post came out pissed not my intent.
>>4174313
You know, what pisses me off the most about that update wasn't that NW chose a shit artist for it.
I mean, it is pretty shitty, but I couldn't imagine KY-Jane, the Nick/Judy KH summon comic, to do all the pages that update required for example, and I can understand that he chose quantity over quality for that.
No, what pisses me off about that update was the fucking artist didn't even know how to lay text down properly so it didn't crop. That, plus generic font.
And I even went and drew everyone's favorite badger-bunny combo
Here's to their happy ending
>>4174455
I have never been so roasted in my entire life. I am dead, and you have killed me
>>4174455
How about Bunanon and Red?
>>4174455
Calvin sucked him dry
>>4174410
Not that requester, but couldn't help but add my two cents.
>Judy doing farmwork, comes across buried alien spaceship, which mutates her and the rest of Bunnyburrow into hyper-intelligent retards.
Because for some reason, I just remembered fucking Tommyknockers outta nowhere when I haven't read that book in about 5 years.
Bucky and Pronk eavesdropping on Nick and Judy's sex life, taking bets on who finishes first. They're quiet the whole time until nick and judy finish and one of them exclaims they won their bet.
>>4174504
That could work. Never read that book is it good?
>>4174522
>Bucky and Pronk eavesdropping on Nick and Judy's sex life, taking bets on who finishes first.
My money's on Pronk. Guy's got a hair trigger.
>>4174473
We mock you because we love you, Labjer
>>4174547
I don't think you read that right.
>>4174563
No, I read it just fine.
>>4174563
>Bucky and Pronk beat off furiously while listening to Judy and Nick fuck
>Bucky plasters Pronk's face and chest in cum
>Pronk just made tree fiddy
>>4174446
Apparently it was actually a collaberation between NW, and some guy called red velvet panda.
This was the only piece by rvp I could find btw
red-velvet-panda.tumblr.com/post/143936184638
...Yep.
Am I the only one who think Bucky and Pronk are just roommates?
>>4174587
>Quiet, lazy Saturday
>Idle boredom gives in to bored arousal
>Bucky and Pronk stay in and spend the whole day just jerking off and cumming all over each other repeatedly
>Remember the shower's down the hall
>>4174535
Umm... it's a Stephen King book, so you'd have to keep that in mind.
Essentially, a whole town is mentally & slightly physically mutated into digging up this old crashed ship and replacing its crew. They gain great intelligence, but use it to do the stupidest things.
A mutating woman essentially used a weapon she created to get back at the guy she was cheating with when he was screwing around. A soda machine is turned into an improvised bomb. A kid accidentally sends his little brother to another planet because of a failed "magic trick" and doesn't know how to get him back.
Only a guy with a metal plate in his head was able to resist the changes and destroyed the ship by forcing it to self destruct with him onboard.
Typical for King, it got turned into a crappy miniseries with Jimmy Smits.
As a King fan, I'd say it wasn't one of his strongest. I absolutely have no idea why I thought of it with such a generic prompt like that.
>>4174638
[spoiler]The shot that landed perfectly across Pronk's mouth is the best one in the whole image.[/nopespoiler]
>>4174633
*collaboration
God damn these fingers
>>4174637
Well they share the same last name, so they aren't "Just" roommates.
Basically they are either married or brothers/step brothers. Short of an EXTREME coincidence, thats basically all they could be
>>4174662
What about brothers AND lovers?
>>4174587
You just reminded me that I want a story where Nick convinces/seduces Judy in her apartment near bed time and they fuck incredibly loudly, all to get back at Bucky and Pronk for keeping her up earlier in the week.
>>4174655
Sounds cool! I'll probably read it soon. Oh and I have an idea for this no aliens but a whole lot of pastor.
>>4174677
YES
>>4174677
Possible but unlikely.
>>4174637
>>4174662
>same last name
source?
http://pastebin.com/u/NateTheWritedude.
I want to try something totally different.
Pick a Stoner Story, and I will read it to you on Vocaroo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bPo8pWd5eZ
>>4174677
>"What, just because we jerk each other off sometimes we're 'lovers'? Don't be a fucking faggot, dude."
>"Yeah, my brother and I are just being practical."
>>4174173
ガオー!= Gao--! = "Grr--!"
Don't honestly know why I felt that needed translating
>>4174701
IMDB
Might also have been in the credits
Oryx-Antlerson
>>4174637
arranged marriage therefore they argue and are unhappy in life.
Also, they both think the other is a muslim but they aren't 100% sure
pic unrelated
>>4173484
Boring.
Sitting here in class. Just finished my script for comics class.
I'm so screwed in three classes kek.
>>4174728
>arranged gay marriage
>>4173018
he killed fitty tanuki
>>4174701
It's in the credits. Bucky and Pronk Oryx-Antlerson.
>>4174715
http://pastebin.com/btmQTafD
>>4174728
"Hey Pronk which way is Mecca again?"
>>4174777
Also if anyone can help me with a pun on Mecca that would be swell
>>4174473
I can't believe Labjer is fucking dead
F
>>4174633
...Are you sure that this guy you linked is actually the same as the shit artist?
Because this RVP guy actually looks like they have talent.
>>4174685
So essentially the whole of Bunnyburrow is given the rape drug? By who?
>It turns out it was Gideon Gray, who put it in the food he passed out for the annual Carrot Days Festival.
>If Judy Hopps was gonna leave him for another fox, he'd literally fuck over her family, friends, and everyone she ever knew.
>>4174818
You Mecca me crazy.
>>4174849
Man, that P is animated so well
>>4174849
"Again?"
>>4174830
Not exactly let's just say pastor is more of a tool for profit......
>>4174743
>I'm so screwed in three classes kek.
Which three classes?
>>4174830
Here's a cap of the description for update 53.
I guess he did have a part in this.
WildeSavage is hot
>>4174879
>George cant enjoy his sandwich
>>4174770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gOba18gtJT
Good choice.
>>4174913
>>4174637
What the fuck kinda name even is Pronk, anyway?
>>4174715
http://pastebin.com/YmByFBXW
>>4175016
Gotta blame Korea for that one, pal
>>4175057
I witnessed it, it was glorious
Just posting some good ol' WildeHopps
>>4175018
Pronk comes from Afrikaans, meaning to strut. It's that kind of jumping gait that a lot of African antelope have.
>>4174905
>That comic where Savage is Judy's alter ego
Part one of my epic pastor fic.
The heavy sun beat hard on the back of Judy Hopps who was until the week's end farmhand at her family's farm. She didn't understand how being down three pastor slaves was a big deal considering that they owned over five dozen. But despite her doubts she worked as hard as her pitiful arms could muster tilling the rocky soil with her hoe. Mega-organic carrots were in this season so she had to do all the work by hand.
She stopped to rest drawing great swigs from her carrot shaped water bottle. For a brief moment the mindless drones stared at her. Thirst overwriting the drug but for mere seconds. Her phone began to ring, Nick was reeling in another catch.
"Hello?"
"Hey carrots. Could you open the gates. We have a fan wanting an autograph."
Judy wondered if this time Nick would bring somebody without a heart condition as the smell took so long to get out of the stables. This time he'll probably bring something to weak to lift a hoe. He was awful at slaving but she loved him all the same. She would have to move quicker this time if they wanted to hit the jackpot reaction to the drug. If pastor was injected during releases of dopamine the effects could last up to a week. Long enough to get them hooked for life if constantly injected.
She opened she mechanical gates as the white windowless van entered the compound. It stopped and two figure of nearly equivalent height exited. The first was Nick cop, hustler and love of her life and second was a lame looking coyote wearing a I <3 carrots hoodie.
"HOLY SHIT JUDY HOPPS!!!!"
>>4175097
>>4175097
>Oh, dear, don't be embarrassed. You're family now! Nick told you how fox families work, I'm sure...
>>4174318
JUST INCASE YOU FINALLY FORGOT FROZEN EXISTED
>>4175081
Gorrammit Korea.
>>4175210
Also...
You just lost the game.
>>4175097
Still hot as ever, Visiti..
>>4175060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zy9mqI9mmE
:)
>>4175229
Cameron resigned, the game is up
>>4175097
Judy's family all over Nick.
Nick's family all over Judy.
What is the world coming to?
I like it.
>>4175097
YOWZA.
This works with both regular Judy and special edition Jude.
>>4175097
She's just preparing dinner for her son.
>>4174905
A cinematics class, my comics class and a project for the school
>>4174715
http://pastebin.com/zWkwtybx
>>4174879
Jesus, I know that quality tanks when you have a crapton of work to do, but that's just ridiculous.
Why wasn't that update split into two, so RVP wouldn't draw out such low quality and another artist could've handled the burden?
Ugh.
>>4175373
This guy
>>4174206
I love old Giddy.
He's just a big wubbly teddybear of a fox.
>>4174719
>More unsolicited translations
We didn't give you anything to do on your day off did we
>>4175119
Part two
He ran over and forcefully hugged her. Judy reeled backwards as the canine fanboy struck her with the weight of a thousand suns. This one was a Clawhouser in the making. As he continued to hug her air began to leave the slaving bunny's chest.
"I look up to you so much. I..I'm writing a book because of you. Holy shit this is real isn't it?"
Ewww he smelled of crackers and stale tears. She had heard this "you inspired me to follow my dreams" shit to many times. She wished Nick would drug him already.
"Because of you I can say my name in Latin... Mihi nomen-"
Before the coyote could even finish his lame ass feat a syringe of pure pastor was slammed straight into his neck. The effects were immediate and horrifying to the outside eye. The poor coyote's face turned blank and his puliuls dilated. A stream of blood trickled down the side of his neck. Judy was furious that smug prick of a fox got the slave in the jugular. Sloppy work indeed.
"Nick look what you did. Now we have to find another." Judy huffed crossing her arms.
Nick just grinned a smug grin. "I'll make this up to you. In bed."
That fox was to much sometimes. As the vulpine slaver carried her off to bed she wondered if she fed the slaves this week.
This a good pastor fic?
>>4174562
Well, don't worry, I remembered his proportions
>>4175492
Wreck-it-Ralph 2 is gonna be awesome
>>4175492
A challenger approaches.
>>4175492
Wow, Tristan got Swole for his bun bun! Very sweet of him.
>>4175390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04rBT41U1Jk
:3
>>4175492
Nice /fit/ entree.
>>4175526
Trying to keep up with a rabbit's libido is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
Why do I get so much satisfaction seeign Judy get her bunny-hole filled with Nick's fox knot?
>>4175562
So you're saying Nick will be swole next? Is being a vegetarian gonna hurt him in the quest for swoleness?
>>4174968
Kaneanu Reeves?
>>4175443
That, and I'm desperately looking for a way to pass the time since the last few days for me have been a non-stop cavalcade of depressing moments one after the next.
TL; DR: Taking translation requests, would prefer one-shots but will do comic if asked
On an unrelated note, I feel like it's worth noting that I've been in these threads for so long, my tablet's auto-correct suggests I start all my sentences with Judy, Nick, or Carrots.
>>4175589
>>4175625
nah just normal bogo doing cosplay, anon.
>>4175097
>My dear, you must be so tired from your trip. Let's get you out of those clothes and into a hot bath! I'll join you.
>>4174715
http://pastebin.com/0an97tje
>>4175492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhiGnj7QX2A
>>4175562
>>4175607
I want to make him happy.
Oh well, at least he has guns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc
>>4175742
John Wick was amazing and everyone should watch it.
>>4175593
Nick's a predator, I'm sure he gets plenty of protein.
>>4175789
>no links
get that shit outta here
>>4175776
I imagine that by now they've got supplements for predators that can completely replace the necessity of eating meat at all.
>>4175776
You think Finnicks keeping him topped off on protein?
While this one was made earlier >>4175789 , it does fail for not including the proper OP text.
>>4175593
Gonna have to learn to enjoy soybeans all day.
>>4175682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10uybyFbSna
No links thread or sparkle dog thread.
>>4175896
certainly not the thread with no links